Speedrunning Kirby while another game loads

[@SMPandanic]

the longest moment to get to "The idea is simple" so far that I know of is 22 seconds

[@jacobmaitland3613]

And all it took was having to rant about Nintendo online to delay it lol a very good reason to delay it

[@ShiroiYomu]

The delay from the connection delayed even his catchphrase

[@dirk-stridrogen-monoxide]

can you beat 3 worlds of kirby in the time it takes for failboat to drop his catchphrase

[@Internetontheperson]

@@dirk-stridrogen-monoxideprobably no

[@the_plushie_doctor]

Actually more like 19 seconds

[@FelixDCat_12]

6:15 I love how this implies that Dan remembered the name of LITHUANIA OF ALL THINGS and nothing else

[@FelixDCat_12]

@justasbabickas765 OPINION VALID

[@autismandgaming4532]

That’s Fiddlebert’s Country!

[@franciszekambrozy3000]

Fiddlin’ time

[@Mjgaming54321]

The nations of the world, according to Failboat -United States (includes California) -Lithuania -???

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

@@Mjgaming54321 the rest of the us is ???? too, its *just* california

[@SpyGuy13]

My headphones died right at 5:46 and my headphones say “goodbye” when they get turned off so I just hear “I’m sorry, GOODBYE” as Dan starts burning

[@Commander-peepers]

Your headphones were ready to bring you to there huh?

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

My headphones do the same thing!

[@TheRomonator]

Bro imagine your going to sleep and listening to music and then you just hear the cold emotionless voice of an ai saying "goodbye"

[@js-cm9si]

5:34

[@gauthiervergison6332]

@@TheRomonator the same vibe as seeing "run" or "hide" or even "i'm in" in your notifications

[@mintspectre]

I cannot believe I was able to derail the stream with ASMR and egg rolls faster than an anxious teenager during a driving exam derails from the freeway

[@Illager22]

The man himself

[@Illager22]

Right above my two comments ⬆👆

[@IRandomness]

Do not take credit for the hiveminds actions

[@SlashJaye]

We've gone too far deep into the "Failboat doing other stuff before something happens in Kirby" (and viceversa) rabbit hole; it's just a matter of time until Failboat beats every single Kirby game in order before completing Desert Bus.

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

Playing every Kirby game and every Mario game at the same time while waiting for Minecraft to load with 100 mods on a 15 year old computer.

[@i8chocolatecake995]

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit i can testify- it won't. it just wont- mine gets buggy af on me if i even try to run A mod, not to mention 100 bhfsbjfsb

[@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit]

@@i8chocolatecake995 I said that out of experience.

[@saffronarts9080]

"Splatoon sucks" a wonderful start

[@Aluler]

splatoon sucks (gone wrong)

[@Larrytheskeleton0]

Good

[@autismandgaming4532]

Said like a true Splatoon Fan

[@Avriel_Mimiga]

i mean there IS Ink Vac

[@tsukinoakuma]

He's not wrong

[@SpoopyKrown]

9:51 Failboat: "Someone kill me!" Bonkers: "Gotchu, bro."

[@rhyspieces5718]

No worries, the first time I saw Failboat’s face, I ran as fast as I could.

[@hanklmg9515]

Lmao!

[@silverstreak268]

Lol what?

[@M3krugf8]

Relatable

[@bodgethemechanic]

run all we know is to run, run run run, do we stop? no, we run, we must not stop, we cannot stop, do not stop.

[@MLISholder]

DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNNN

[@Keeb_the_mof]

Getting a notification run is scary if you're alone at night.

[@Failure023]

Relatable

[@p3p07]

especially when its 4am

[@jacobmckenna8661]

Especially when you check on it later and it says something else

[@joshuakang8286]

I love it when my youtube notifications tell me to run.

[@purplesnowman98]

its like it can tell your inner thoughts

[@INSANITYQUESTIONMARK]

5:32 waddle doo revenge

[@gauthiervergison6332]

Maybe i'll get him this time, beam attack ! (Kirby goes to heaven)

[@LoyaLPikmin]

BEAM ATTACK

[@maxcuppens]

failboats failed attempt to end the beam attack ARG

[@xansvirus9446]

FINALLYYYYY

[@poninefreak3321]

He got him this time

[@MitoNova583]

also let it be known that slime asmr is one of the most upsetting things i have ever seen, both visibly and audibly

[@FelixDCat_12]

Hey Mito I have a question Were you stimulated

[@darks_gene707]

​@@FelixDCat_12 no i yearn for more stimuli

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@darks_gene707 I have a feeling we’re gonna make this a running joke for the next couple streams

[@darks_gene707]

@@FelixDCat_12 is that a bad thing ?

[@FelixDCat_12]

@@darks_gene707 No In fact I’m extremely hype

[@JetSetDman]

"PUT ME IN THE HOTDOG ROOM" -bailfoat

[@GlitchOnePlus]

I love bailfoat and Mayjoji they are the best

[@sticonsthe2nd]

Nintendo's online service is truly inkonsistent

[@dazcarrr]

this is simultaneously a flex *and* a criticism

[@reimardahlstrom4765]

Have one of the videos start with “the idea was simple… WAS, simple” and have it be an idea that starts simple but slowly descends into madness

[@Steamworker_Evolair]

He actually has done this to an extent, with his video titled "My Chat forced me to RUIN my own stream" (that text may or may not be giant, if it is then it's because i copied the text from the mobile browser version of KZbin because A: I didn't want to click off this video and have to refind this comment and B: I was too lazy to type the title in myself. If the text is a normal size, then i hope you enjoyed my incoherent ramblings :D)

[@autismandgaming4532]

The Idea is Simple... Or so I thought...

[@AceJackWagon885]

so every video

[@taiyaki_emu]

i can officially say i have been featured in a failboat video, i was that carbon deco at 4:42, i appreciate you acknowledging me :)

[@Maritime_Memories]

This is where you peak, it's only a downfall from here. (Congrats on winning the anarchy matchup lottery!)

[@taiyaki_emu]

@@Maritime_Memories i've been on a downfall since the 26th of december, 2022 don't worry

[@cappypastel]

Fun fact about that slime video: I actually played animal crossing during 2020 with her and it was fun :) was surprised she showed up in a failboat video! Shes a very sweet person

[@RayDragonM]

4:52 OH- that explains why I had zero idea that this stream even happened! I do hope you got some sleep after that..

[@splirby]

2:56 Took me off-guard to suddenly see my online nickname of the past 9 years of my life on every platform/game in the video of my favorite childhood youtuber

[@OkuboK]

Get *R-R-RECOGNIZED!!!!!*

[@Reddy_Draws]

didn’t expect failboat to start multitasking with kirby and splatoon

[@epicgamernoisesintensifies6238]

And egg rolls

[@QuinnTheWolf]

Don’t forget subway surfers and slime asmr

[@Moon_sammich]

Also don't forget the Minecraft parcore!

[@MayoOverlord]

Soon he may have enough dandori to not suck at PIKMIN.

[@cheikhkane3142]

It’s Kirby time. And splatoon.

[@ohmaplaymaker]

He will kirbin everything

[@Thetotalyrealniffty]

splirby

[@Ryann9]

And Subway Surfers And Slime Asmr And egg rolls And Minecraft Parkour

[@bidoof367]

its kirby time exclusively when its not also splatoon time

[@d3lta971]

its kibying time

[@theformalenderman7573]

'What if I didn't run? What if i'm not a coward?'

[@rapogirl1391]

'What if I want them to kill me? What if I want them to try?'

[@thisisasupersayin376]

I see Dougdoug has educated Daniel in the ways of more than just Peggle

[@twchnoblitz]

"no, im not going to run"

[@purplesnowman98]

defy kirby man

[@MitchelleRichardson]

13:24 *Kirby sliding into a pit of spikes as Failboat and chat argue about egg rolls and the ERA* AH YES, THE BEST VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN.

[@ShiltzThePleb]

"Hell is real, and you're going there." is something I am ashamed of myself for not expecting.

[@altheazayn6700]

Splirby is my favorite game too.

[@KingMata-pb6lb]

“But today, it sucking is a good thing.” -Failboat

[@McGoober604]

"splatoon sucks" really caught me off guard oppose to the "The Idea is simple"

[@SlashJaye]

In every streamer's lifespan, comes a time when they are forced by chat to add a million things on-screen thus overstimulating them - and said time has finally come to bite Failboat once more.

[@desertpinkmunchkin7277]

I wasn't expecting to watch both Kirby and Splatoon at the same time today, but I was bored so I'm very thankful for it

[@ElectroLugia]

Chat: Skill issue skill issue Beam attack Beam attack 2:38

[@HyruleHeroHan]

Those wait times don’t hold a candle to the one time during the World Premiere where I sat in the waiting lobby for almost 16 minutes, unable to leave until the game updated the maps and modes.

[@MJFERNANDEZ730]

Me:Failboat What did you do this time Failboat:ThE IdEa Is SiMpLe

[@purplesnowman98]

it is never not simple

[@MysterAye]

1:05 I expected him to say “It is” 🤣

[@greengreen5785]

Oh, come on! “run”?! That’s even scarier than the last few!

[@mckay7965]

Just rewatched your million sub stream, so I'm understandably feeling emotional. You're without a doubt one of the most genuine, real people I've ever known. You've given me so many laughs, so many smiles, and so many memories throughout the years. You're also the sole reason I got into what are now some of my favorite games. Thank you for sharing your incredible personality with so many of us.

[@ezra8530]

You have no idea how alarming it is too see run just randomly pop in front of your screen in the dead middle of the night

[@yoogy4407]

15:46 "The words never found the... THE END OF THE LEVEL" 4am Failure is peak comedy

[@matthewgaming2408]

18:37 Failboat always saves the best part for last & I love that! Btw, this ending part was hilarious 😂

[@Chinarider1972]

This is why I love failboat. You’re gonna get absolutely terrified by those titles.

[@Superboyo-lo2ky]

Ah yes, my favorite video game, Splirby’s return to 3, a cult classic like no other for the Nintendo Swii

[@LucidTyrant]

"Hell is real, and you're going there." -Failboat, unprompted

[@yeeeeeeeeeeooooooowwccch]

ADHD Simulator X.

[@mackenzieray5252]

1:02 "Some may say oh Daniel, this is dumb... Ok," had me going from the start

[@PoyoPowerPlant]

That climactic ending was peak. I have never been more excited for a Failboat video to (be about to) end!

[@SpHyperspeed]

Nintendo switch online moment

[@HabilTheCreator]

Congrats, you’re first

[@stario1235]

fr

[@dennislundmark5425]

You're First

[@Cyave]

Fr

[@polydextrious4507]

Yooooo

[@Foskiishere]

The idea is beginning to become more simple than ever

[@codin899]

"30 second match time!" Actual atrocity.

[@rosieleaverton]

As someone with ADHD, the added stimuli is actually helping me focus on the Splatoon and Kirby because if I dare look at anything else, it hurts my brain because there's too much... just too much

[@Seth-w5z]

Fail boat once said “some may say:oh Daniel, this is dumb….’” 1:06

[@theforkducky]

Paying for online is like paying for a make games broken service Edit: Waddle Doo: I FINALLY GOT HIM *Dies to the fire*

[@hedgieandfriends1796]

Bro is splitting his brain in half, one side is squids, the other is star children.

[@HonorJanas]

Now try it with a whole Kirby and the Forgotten Land world and Smash Ultimate's online loading.

[@CitrusOrange]

this video made me sit still for once in my life because there was so much going on i couldn’t handle anything else thanks for finding the best adhd medication failureboat

[@Anim_GamesFan]

You know it’s a good day when failboat uploads a Kirby video

[@spaceman3913]

I watch fails videos while playing splatoon, so this is an accurate representation of what it’s like

[@adamkampen]

Had this videi playing as a pop up over my mobile game for a more authentic overstimulated experience

[@silverschmid4591]

same. though i wasn't paying much attention to it, so it was bearable.

[@andreworders7305]

10:47 how is this satisfying, it sounds like nails on a chalkboard

[@snowyimp333]

the slime "asmr" sounded like bones crunching good god whyyy

[@tinyclover3849]

i need to know where Failboat lives if he considers a 1:30-2:00 minute wait time in Splatoon as "long".

[@HazardousAnimations]

father why does the internet bill look like it is in pain?

[@AlejandroScared]

Failboat: orange is my forth least favourite color. Chatty dee: S O, Y O U H A V E C H O S E N D E A T H.

[@purplesnowman98]

adhd in a nutshell 2:21

[@randoguy2548]

Failboat: "Are people watching my stream?" *Playing at 4:00 am*

[@pizza_.]

I love being subscribed to failboat and recieving threatening messages everytime he uploads

[@BarrenAcc]

Finally! A video for my non-existant attention span!

[@the_ourple]

the most creative way to complain about nintendo switch online

[@Bchuz]

“Babies are the solution to world hunger” a modest proposal

[@penguin_reader_yt9510]

Daniel finally died to the Beam Attack

[@DarkWizardFoxo]

this is got to be one of my favorite videos of all time, it reminds me so much of the Doug Doug inspire bot stream and it's just a 10 out of 10 experience

[@SiSoz]

Ah yes kirby and the splatoon curse

[@GardenVarietea]

Failboat losing half his sentences due to overstimulation is just me in real world

[@CrazyCrash546]

I crumbled at the term Splirby 😖

[@Dooty-Doot]

I love playing a but of Splirby with a side of Merde Magorder at the end Maybe some Octry Expanoland too, that's kinda fun

[@Doddleproductions]

You can run but Kirby will always find you.

[@Mjgaming54321]

The idea is simple: Chat asks for stimuli to overstimulate Failboat’s poor brain, meanwhile he’s bad at splatoon and good at Kirby. Also his staff is playing DST and his chat wants egg rolls.

[@hahasomeoneelse1720]

I watched this in 2x speed So much stimulation

[@Crazy56U]

Controversial opinion: "Not caring about the ultra ability" was an instant throw for the challenge. I feel like you _need_ to grab it in order for it to be legit.

[@ILikeCats_285]

My For You says this: run hide gamble 😂😂😂

[@TheBuffoonIsMe]

I began sprinting at speeds equivalent to that of a double-decker bus, or about 50 miles per hour the second I saw failboat uploaded.

[@Todan4]

Theese god darn ominus titels

[@alexread6767]

10:38 This is the least satisfying thing I've ever heard. Its like someone in a suit of bubble wrap grilling styrofoam.

[@noobeatingmi6270]

I am running.

[@lemmykoopa1379]

I remember coming into the steam, watching Failboat along with Subway Surfers gameplay, a Kirby game that doesn’t move and as Splatoon gameplay

[@santiago_destroyers]

Run now

[@BlueBasD]

People were waiting for the day the idea won't be simple. I'm just waiting for the day when there is no idea.

[@kirbyboy9716]

POYO

[@MrEggington2]

holæ

[@yuguoite]

POYO

[@sei_Hacke]

Moin kirbo

[@patrickquinones2533]

Don't worry I run all the time at like the gym, a robbery, from the fears and nightmares in my head.

[@creeperking8702]

No

[@123890antonioj]

Watching the distraction segment(especially the slime part) was doubly hilarious after playing 'Turnip Boy robs a bank'

[@Jaja-gamer]

Hi

[@EvelynMizzen-ic9sg]

Nearly had a heart attack when I got the notification

[@Sk8rMario]

3:49 "death, thank you"

[@Ben_the_epic]

No I will not run. (also first or second)

[@Mario_but_Paper]

I love that he kept getting distracted by the random videos on-screen

[@CoinClever]

YOU RUINED THE NAME!!!

[@alonzoruss7295]

How

[@pendingchange3776]

@@alonzoruss7295 it used to just say "run" iirc

[@CloneTrooper2099]

5:26 i’m surprised Chad didn’t go crazy with beam attacks

[@boiamatronic3152]

First

[@warhelmetithink35]

false information

[@Glitchm77plays]

5th actually

[@Bobsthename-00]

The sound he makes when listening to the slime at 18:36 😂