Fun Stupid From Court

[@impalamama7302]

"Sometimes people can dumb themselves into a felony conviction" Judge Middleton was lit today, lol!!

[@PepperSkeen]

Most outstanding quote of 2024 "Sometimes people can dumb themselves into jail" the Honorable Judge. Middleton!

[@just_a_Smidgen]

I tried hard not to ackqueeze to unintentional laughing at the gobbledygook, but I failed when Mike lost it. 🐐🐐

[@rhiannonseabolt9340]

“Unintentional to my intelligence” has got to be a t-shirt!

[@anthonydavis3424]

Lol

[@impalamama7302]

Mike needs to get merch!!!

[@mszeetting]

The best.

[@pattishome6285]

💯💯💯💯🤦🤦🤦

[@alisong2328]

Agree! along with "I sell burritos sometimes!"

[@KCODacey]

“I know what it means but you don’t.” Were prettier words ever spoken in a courtroom?

[@LawTalkWithMike]

🙌

[@rhiannonseabolt9340]

“Such as I do not aquest to… a… ku… a.. a.. QUEEZE jurisdiction!”

[@kat_rina113]

I died laughing with Mike on the 'aQUEEZ'

[@_SYDNA_]

"Stoned, " .... "unintentional to my intelligence...". "can't remember ... ". All very good reasons to represent yourself on a felony charge involving methamphetamine.

[@Collageartist69]

That's a new one.

[@jeffanderson6390]

"You're logged in as Johnny Rotten." "Yeah, ha ha ha". Well, you can't convict him of having too many f**ks to give. I'll give him that.

[@scottdiamond74]

This is the story of Johnny Rotten - Neil Young

[@jim6214]

Short and sweet . . . the moral of the story . . . "Don't show up to court DRUNK!"

[@SoCalDreaming87]

😂 Seems like very good advice to me!

[@joshuawidener8407]

Noooo. You show up to work drunk but keep your mouth shut and let the lawyer do all the talking obviously!

[@ifynwamma]

I saw the Middleton video earlier, but I was looking forward to Mike's commentary and laughter. 😂😂😂😂

[@masonmurphy2294]

Maaaaan that first goat scared the heck out of me !

[@julianokleby1448]

Did he say judge Brown and judge Black? "Unintentional to my intelligence, ya feel me?"

[@metalgearfan9802]

I hate it when people aqueeze jurisdiction, it's the worst!

[@-Pnut.Buttr-Vybes]

This absolutely did get worse and I was here for every bit of it. 😅

[@magiegainey5036]

I may not be able to pronounce it but I know what it means!. No you don't . 😂

[@BilboBegginz]

“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request …. Means No”….Capt. Barbosa

[@KellTrell428]

Yessss!!!!! Love this comment!!!

[@heyitslilz2474]

What really gets me is Judge Middletons’ ‘see you next Tuesday’…..my mind may be in the gutter but I’m sure he means it!! 😂🤨

[@heyitslilz2474]

@@NicolaMaxwell in America if used in the right context it can be very offensive! Especially of course to women….it can get you in trouble!! Btw, I’m of direct Scot heritage from Caithness….Clan Sinclair 💪🏼 ‼️

[@psinclairjr]

Notification from Law Talk With Mike, hilarity and nonsense ensues

[@cuthbert2546]

"You can challenge jurisdiction while you're sitting in the Wayne County jail." 😄😂 What is not to love about J Middleton? He says outright the young man is somewhat of an idiot BUT at the same time he acknowledges that he's polite and respectful.

[@cynthiatucker2147]

Perfect comeback by Judge Middleton 😂😂😂

[@WonderWhatHappened]

"You know what I'm saying and you know I'm right, your honor".

[@lhkraut]

That needs to be a t-shirt!!! The t-shirt needs to have his picture on it! Thanks Mike!

[@stephenstill1890]

Have you had contact with Debbie Davies, hope she is well.Good luck with the election. She is missed!

[@cherveny]

FYI her Facebook page is public and she's giving sporadic updates about life and the campaign.

[@cherveny]

@@DonnaChamberson for a dead person, her Facebook page still seems active (posted 5 hours ago)

[@nancybellemare3493]

Judge Middleton is my favorite!

[@MotherMeece]

LOVE him, but would like to have a discussion with his hair stylist! Needs a bit of work! 🤭

[@LordDustinDeWynd]

Hey, Mike! Is it that time of the year again, moving large deposits to the Caymans? 😏😉

[@DebsMcC69]

Aquease…😂 Made me spit my water! Judge Middleton is quality!! x

[@robertjandorf8125]

The third defendant sounds like he is accepting an Oscar.

[@mcintoshdev]

Ackqueeze? ROFL!

[@dsn385]

Gobbily goop. Is that a legal term. This was so great.

[@cynthiatucker2147]

Jabberwokky 😂😂

[@bonniecreighton4163]

"I don't aqueeeezzzzz to jurisdiction your honor."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@_SYDNA_]

Another good title for this video might be. "Rocket scientists convene at courthouse."

[@lelia660]

Oh man...I'm not even half way through and already laughing so hard-- but I'm so bummed I missed the live stream!! Hilarious!

[@lynnling1]

Fun fact: I walked through Walmart parking lot today, and I heard a young woman's voice. "Do you want to buy a burrito?"

[@jenadams1002]

You should have taken her up on it. I hear she only sells them sometimes. 😂

[@Gringa_L]

To be down this low in life but still have the confidence to rep yourself in court . . . is there a word for this?

[@Gringa_L]

@@NicolaMaxwell 😄

[@DebraJean196]

I keep saying that judges should make these fools explain this stuff without using phrases from their script or go to jail for contempt. The very great majority of them would end up in jail after the first question

[@MrPrincetrumpet]

These shorter clips are perfect for my drive in to work. Thanks!

[@Lori-i9v]

My new favorite channel❤. Thank you Mike Lori from Wyoming

[@paulahoten8808]

Short but so so good! Loved it! 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrislsommers]

"Unintentional to my intelligence" is my new favorite meme.

[@kyv2100]

"Thank you for the opportunity to represent myself" sounds like a typical "sales" guy.

[@chasbo25]

Morning cocktails are a very bad sign, especially on a court date.🤣 "I was drunk and didn't mean to deal meth."🤣🤣🤣

[@HSMfanatic17]

That last guy had me in tears 😂

[@Auntie_Lucy]

I a squeeze a lemon!!!!

[@jillspence7227]

Johnny Rotten! He don't look like no Sex Pistol to me. 😂😂😂

[@cynthiatucker2147]

I saw the mini clip of the heavenly intoxicated pro se. Mike, I can hear you laughing. Judge Middleton’s comment to the defendant of jurisdiction is a gem.

[@theresagarcia4892]

“I refuse to akweeze jurisdiction” 😂😂😂

[@jenniegreene8085]

Isaac is a gift from the SovCit gods.😄

[@ronniesoutdooradventures]

Mike, I 'like' your videos before I even watch them. You're the only one. I swear.

[@deaniemack]

Same!

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

ME TOO! And never had to take it back

[@deathwish8339]

Did the judge just say C U Next Tuesday?!

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

Ah-queeze? 😂😂😂😂😂 The way he tried to pronounce "aquiesse" 🤦‍♂️😂😂😂😂

[@M3rlyn]

you feel me?! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

Oh Mike you laughing is so fun, But I understand he is so funny.

[@cuthbert2546]

Judge Middleton : "We've got a borogrove!!!" Ya gotta love him.....

[@KellieJK]

Now I have that Travis Tritt song on my head, "And it's a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shining when I close my eyes..."

[@Saintsrockitall]

People. Oh my gosh!

[@MotherMeece]

He clearly forgot the druggie's golden rule of 'don't get high on your own supply'! Since he didn't have 'a really big bag' on him'!

[@barelyasurvivor1257]

I was so drunk I ... Oh that is so stupid

[@nataliehuntfox8772]

I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@Mimisof4]

😂😂😂😂I spit my soup outta my mouth 10:40

[@J.R.in_WV]

I almost missed because Mr. Akweeze was talking over him, but @10:20 Judge Middleton gets out “We’ve got a Borogrove!” Indeed, judge. The overwhelming presence of the Jabberwocky cannot be ignored!

[@crunchyfrog555]

"Thank you for giving me the opportunity to represent myself" - mate, it's a court hearing not a job interview. The only reason you're there is for committing crimes, you weren't successfully chosen. Maybe that's also unintentional to your intelligence?

[@delphinetaylor6355]

😂😂😂oh I saw this guy he’s hilarious

[@phojanesyhavong6375]

Stop it Mike..!!.. You're going to have a laugh attack..!!..

[@minniegirl175]

I always preferred the even more crazy Sid Vicious. Just a preference 🤷‍♀️

[@minniegirl175]

@@NicolaMaxwell ❤️🙏

[@davidcashell4860]

Hahahahahahahaha😂😂😂 enough said

[@maddieadams75]

Thanks Mike❤

[@delphinetaylor6355]

😂😂😂omg say what now

[@jwleon02]

Oh you can tell something was about to happen based on the tone in Judge Middleton's voice when told the defendant "Why don't you have a seat with your lawyer there."

[@davidcashell4860]

Yo robe man! I've been here wit you or one of yo peoples and I know what prosay is. I'll check you lata robe man, I'm innocent. Peace! (And the crowd of 3 sovcits go crazier)

[@LaurenThePetLover]

Okay...the Isaac guy...I must be missing something. I must have not heard something right. Did he just say, essentially, 'judge I want to represent myself because I was drunk and don't remember what happened and it unintentional to my intelligence? Like let's break that down... 1. I was drunk. Okay, and while you were drunk, possibly even *because* you were drunk, you allegedly did some stuff that an attorney would be awfully useful in helping you deal with. 2. I don't remember what I was doing while drunk. If he who represents himself has a fool for a client, and in most cases that person had all faculties about them when the crime allegedly occurred, then I'm not sure fool is a big enough word to describe the client of a guy who represents himself and doesn't even remember the details of what happened because liquid amnesia impaired his faculties. 3. It was unintentional to my intelligence. Is that the level of intelligence you want on full display to a jury? Because an attorney is at least going to make arguments using sentences that actually make some kind of grammatical sense.

[@BushnellBookkeeping]

You feel me. 😂😂😂😂

[@SoCalDreaming87]

Mike, as long as you know, I don't akweez to not watching your uploads. Ever. Never.

[@colleenromain9480]

I will aquese myself off this live lol

[@Vykk_Draygo]

I was able to get acquiesce from what he said through context, primarily. That was funny, but I also feel kind of bad for the dude, 'cause he's either illiterate, or stupid. That plea deal seems like a no-brainer, but ignorance proves that there really is no such thing.

[@danmayberry1185]

My intelligence is always unintentional.

[@davident1]

Great thumbnail title!!! LOL

[@UnscrupulousAgitator]

If I have only learned one thing from Mike (learned & laughed more than that) it's sit back from the camera 6:33 top left, one example

[@aidenspokemonmadness820]

I just have to say: watching this video was unintentional to my intelligence, you feel me? 😂😂

[@briancleveland6115]

You feel me 🤣🤣

[@carolmiller7310]

Thanks

[@delphinetaylor6355]

Told ya😂😂😂

[@michellestrickland7613]

lol Middleton goes to court to watch amusing cases.

[@IvanJay]

Thank you. :)

[@limbicbrain1]

A minimum of 154 months in jail.... Wow.

[@davidcashell4860]

Well?? Oh boy

[@jwleon02]

"As such I do not a-quieez jurisdiction." A-quieez?

[@Gringa_L]

Aqueeze is good, but does it beat Tackit Agreement?

[@alisong2328]

or Alpha David

[@wensday21]

Or recrossezaminate

[@clescell6587]

What about an after David of unaleenable rights?

[@KellTrell428]

​@@alisong2328That is EXACTLY what I was gonna say too!!! Lol People need to stop using big words they don't understand; it does the exact opposite of what they're trying to do!

[@DebraJean196]

First guy says he’s gone pro-se many times before and knows all about how it works (humble brag????!!!!). I just asked the screen “and how did that work out for you????

[@guardianv5846]

I'm dysentery to acqueze your rectus. That means No.

[@d.b.595]

I thought the first guy said artifical intelligence, I was confused until you repeated what he said.

[@pettifoggingpharisee]

0:18 On a stick?

[@colleenromain9480]

Sleep it off... Drunk fest

[@colleenromain9480]

Unintentional to my intelligence

[@michellestrickland7613]

Appearing in court intoxicated? It's almost like they have no sense.

[@cherveny]

we have two new great sayings now: I dont aqueeze! and Dumb yourself into a felony 😂

[@cherveny]

oh and unintentional to my intelligence

[@loslegos]

Gree-Gore-Eye does not ah-queeze

[@delphinetaylor6355]

Wait for it

[@rachelceleste5678]

Akweeeezzzeeeee

[@onespoiledpup2019]

The guy who cannot pronounce the word but knows what it means...was mistakenly sure he had won something.😮

[@C-four4]

I really aqueesed this video

[@LawTalkWithMike]

😂

[@lianesachiko]

I know what it means but you DONT 🤣