Funiculi Funicula

[@justkarma700]

Someone named "Not italian propaganda" was blasting this on the voice chat during a game in TF2

[@henryatkinson1479]

Another normal day in 2fort.

[@elidamonsterz4222]

Glory to Gaben

[@StackFactsVideos]

Omg I think that's me what was your username I did it to like 50 people

[@hmmidk3261]

as usually

[@luomodiroiano6829]

As an Italian l am very proud of you comrade

[@policebrutality2909]

When some random Englishman throws some fresh mozzarella on the ground during a famine.

[@aeronautaeronaut3596]

Y e s

[@ryancooper4874]

Or when you catch a rat

[@Dominion69420]

I found a spoon with cheese *gunshot*

[@calamar8199]

HE THREW A FRESH PIECE OF MUZ ON-A THE FLOOR!!

[@spiritflame8453]

HMMM, I wonder if this is referring to a recent video that jschlattLIVE did known as “The Cheese Calamity Animated”

[@tony8717]

So, a German, a Japanese and an Italian walked into a bar... The Italian after a few drinks:

[@alexgen353]

You know guys.... umm... I'm switching the bars :)

[@SweatyFingers084]

Ja

[@daud7299]

Ue` cuaglio`, è dateve na calmata e fatevi na cazzo de risata AHAH FUNICULI FUNICULA!

[@terza333]

@@bruhmoment-wq5cy when did italy lost vs turkey at gallipoli lol?

[@Eagerston]

and then the French waiter spoke Finnish to the Spanish manager's Persian cat

[@futuramafan2011]

“Invade Greece now for the Italy” is all I can hear at the beginning

[@birdnumber1]

I don't hear it

[@Roseline-wolf]

I do, and the "Oh shit they're good oh shit oh shit oh shit!"

[@woof101]

SHOW NO MERCY

[@SargeofSiege]

GERMANY HELP US PLEASE

[@SajidOmar-vp8hk]

Now my pants are soaked in pi$$

[@antoninuslarpus7107]

I am still amazed how a Neapolitan song about a railway became the pizza song commonly associated with Italy

[@eunaekim9216]

Add to that the fact that in the United States this melody is used for what seems like every format in the world!

[@l.f.timmerman1138]

Exactly!

[@l.f.timmerman1138]

@@edoardopalumbo2136 Fornicolaire

[@theolrazzledazzle.7074]

Spider-Man.

[@cosmic7972]

Naples is the heart of pizza that is why also Spiderman

[@annawerner5001]

My ears: italian music My eyes: italian flag My brain: *P I Z Z A T I M E*

[@hohohihi1664]

Uomo onesto FAGI0L0-_-R0SS0 chi ha detto che sono inglesi? Ignorante

[@hohohihi1664]

Uomo onesto FAGI0L0-_-R0SS0 americani? Non so, australiani? Neo zelandesi? Irlandesi? africani?

[@MarlonBitoy]

Hoho Hihi I don’t understand why you’re posting a pizza menu unprompted.

[@hohohihi1664]

MarlonBitoy nothing, just a ignorant Italian guy calling British everyone who speaks English. And then he removed the comments because he realized how ignorant he was

[@SlavicBoi]

Our ears: Italian Masterpiece Our Eyes: Italy Our Brain: Funny bald WWII man Our Heart: Pizza Time

[@VideoVidua]

When you find out you're 1% Italian.

[@phillx05]

@@lieutenantcommanderdata892 um himmlers willen

[@borntobedeformed7000]

When you are 50% Greek

[@greenboi6640]

Communist Japanese... heh, pretty rare nowadays, especially due to North Korea and China posing as a threat to the Japanese.

[@brunogamesbr1]

then what do you do when you discover you're 75% italian? asking for myself

[@VideoVidua]

@@brunogamesbr1 Set speed to 1.75

[@TheElvisJamboree]

Recess Ad: "Gah, it's Recess Season!" Italy: *Mountain Song Intensifies.*

[@gabanigabrielani159]

Italian Cars Such As... Lamborghini Aventador LP750-4 SV Lamborghini Aventador SVJ Lamborghini Huracan Performante Ferrari 488 GTB Ferrari F12 TDF Pagani Zonda Cinque Pagani Huayra

[@nicholaspark4165]

When you get bitten by a radioactive spider and then have to deliver pizza around NYC within 7 and a half minutes

[@MorrisPXG]

When U are Invading Greece But failed...

[@Scottagram]

When your entire school saves up pocket money to buy a tank

[@invadegreece9281]

@@MorrisPXG *sadness noises*

[@someone-vg9pq]

@@invadegreece9281 fasismo

[@radioactiveboi842]

Lmao

[@SquimpusMcGrimpus]

tfw rearranging some of the pepperoni on ur frozen pizza before cooking it

[@migbouth]

guy

[@JacksonMerril16]

This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.

[@Bossk-il8dp]

What’s up grimpus

[@redheavypootis8943]

Why are you here, I am so shocked that you are here, out of all sections on KZbin, you are here. Wow just wow

[@wesleyjones4036]

yeet

[@this_is_patrick]

Found this by searching "generic Italian pizza music". Imagine being this song's writer and composer and founding out that that's what your music is recognized as in the future lmao.

[@tonysfreshpepperoni4802]

This is somehow funnier than every other comment

[@mrshadow691]

i literally just searched "Italian theme" and its the 1st thing that showed up

[@expressoanddepresso388]

lmfao

[@ika8989]

He must be very proud of it, carrying the entire Italy's musical recognition on his back

[@FlashQuatsch]

I think Julius Fucik has it worse XD look up Entry of the Gladiators

[@RVBMichaelJCaboose]

it's funny to me that this song has been immortalized as the spiderman pizza mission song, the "Pizza Pasta" ditty meme, and the pizza tower tutorial

[@Revolver.Otacon]

German guys:ITALY C'MON WE ARE LOSING Italy guys: *ARRIVEDERCI* Vittorio Emanuele III: *sus*

[@ppmeasure]

Sorry, it was a copypasta, and it is now deleted to save your eyes,

[@Ikowelow]

@@ppmeasure first time funny but second time its fucking annoying

[@atom7216]

Bucciarati

[@warthundergaming2758]

lol

[@_AKU_AKU_]

I'm glad I'm learning Italian

[@Racc00nerning]

When the DNA test shows that you're 0,4% Italian:

[@felicepompa1702]

Then you discover that even italians can't understand the lyrics without a translation

[@rudo-armejec3882]

Čau

[@minignoux4566]

@I don't have a name same

[@Random_.]

@@felicepompa1702 Vero/same

[@danteesposito2105]

@@felicepompa1702 well those who can’t speak Neapolitan

[@chimpazoo1143]

When you say "Gracias" to the Indian waiter in the Japanese restaurant. Edit: And his majesty said unto them, "Ye behold the City of the Horizon of the Aten, which the Aten has desired me to make for him as a monument in the great name of my majesty forever. For it was the Aten, my Father, that brought me to this City of the Horizon. There was not a noble who directed me to it; there was not any man in the whole land who led me to it, saying, 'It is fitting for his majesty that he make a City of the Horizon of Aten in this place.' Nay, but it was the Aten, my Father, that directed me to make it for him. Behold the Pharaoh found that this site belonged not to a god, nor to a goddess, it belonged not to a prince nor to a princess. There was no right for any man to act as owner of it. I will make the City of the Horizon of the Aten for the Aten, my Father, in this place. I will not make the city south of it, north of it, west of it or east of it. I will not pass beyond the southern boundary stone southward, neither will I pass beyond the northern boundary stone northward to make for him a City of the Horizon there; neither will I make for him a city on the western side. Nay, but I will make the City of the Horizon for the Aten, my Father, upon the east side, the place for which he did enclose for his own self with cliffs, and made a plain in the midst of it that I might sacrifice to him thereon: this is it. Neither shall the Queen say unto me, Behold there is a goodly place for the City of the Horizon in another place', and I harken unto her. Neither shall any noble nor any man in the whole land say unto me, `Behold there is a goodly place for the City of the Horizon in another place', and I harken unto them. Whether it be downstream or southward or westward or eastward, I will not say, `I will abandon this City of the Horizon.

[@ericr.malice318]

BuT gRaCiAs Is SpAnIsH

[@ethanchui2319]

Mr Worldwide

[@gabrieladriennedegamon325]

In a American themed street owned by a Russian man who's father was german

[@colambu2919]

@@gabrieladriennedegamon325 who was born in France in an English style house

[@SodiumChloride_NaCl]

110Kwanggol720 The house was designed by a Chinese engineer whose boss was an Australian

[@Clock_Man_2763]

Even as a non-Italian, this still really makes me proud of being a true Italian. ✊🙏🇮🇹

[@iropthegamer726]

wait but you're NOT italian? you mean it gives you the same feeling?

[@psychokiller9881]

@@iropthegamer726I thought this was impossible, there is something really wrong here

[@yaniggajohn8487]

AXIS POWERS RISE UP!

[@OdenKozuki-nj1pv]

I don't get these comments like im italian and u guys are more obsessed than me with Italy like wth

[@laurencescrenci1460]

As an Italian, you are not an Italian

[@mrwri]

German Army: Ok Italians the Soviets are coming are you ready Italian Army:

[@YataTheFifteenth]

* P I Z Z A T I M E*

[@tiagomorais5415]

@@Luca-ez8cp hahHHHHHAhaha

[@blitz3n977]

@@Luca-ez8cp best country For pizza

[@Luca-ez8cp]

Wash*

[@blitz3n977]

@@Luca-ez8cp i love your country but u talkin shit about my country is cant handle it

[@solgerWhyIsThereAnAtItLooksBad]

Honestly, the lyrics of this song are really wholesome. It’s just about a guy who’s really happy a mountain has a fast railway going up and down it now

[@InkRoller18]

Thought it was about a big spider delivering a pizza from a crazed Italian man’s pizza place to a cucumber in a tall hat

[@the4tierbridge]

It was essentially an ad jingle for said railway.

[@walterfielding9079]

I always remember VeggieTales. "A GREAT BIG SQUASH JUST SAT UPON MY HAT!"

[@nottsoserious]

Secret urbanist theme song

[@InkRoller18]

@@walterfielding9079 now what do you think of that?

[@OmegaExalted]

*IF I FLIP THE PIZZAS, MR. AZIZ WILL FLIP OUT*

[@nayt8829]

i love you

[@conkelurefusion7693]

AZIZZZ

[@joseantonioperezangeles7017]

God I thought i was the only one that came for spiderman II! Hahahaha great game

[@CincoDeMayonnaise]

Pizza time

[@that1lizardjamie]

Ew, Undertale in my chocolate!

[@theskylmao60]

1979: FUNICULI FUNICULA! 2011: PIZZA TIME! 2023-PRESENT: IT'S PIZZA TIME! -Italy, Peter Parker, and Peppino.

[@gormandagher9415]

Pizza time since summer 2004

[@gormandagher9415]

My high silk hat, my chocolate snack. Oh what do you think of that.

[@PeppinoSpageti]

Yeeees

[@anormaldoughboy8725]

I played this in front of my Italian grandparents when they made a traditional meal. Needless to say, we almost invaded Ethiopia

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

I hope y'all at least managed to invade Libya.

[@anormaldoughboy8725]

Ytrewq Wertyq I appreciate it but unfortunately we couldn’t get that far

[@superbattledroidposting]

@@anormaldoughboy8725 i played this in front of my German grandparents needless to say that they invaded Greece because your's couldn't 😔👌

[@subwaygoblin1325]

B2 super battle droid (daily) at least we took up arms against our retarded dictator

[@anormaldoughboy8725]

Basement Dweller 804 Theirs took up arms against himself Edit: btw I’m also German

[@user-ro5ww2rb7z]

When you kill the mafia boss with multiple personality disorder

[@Weeb-kt4rt]

izk86 When your a Mafia boss just trying to cut ties with your family and sell drugs to children but this 15 year old sends you to a death loop trip

[@siyacer]

Level 1 crook

[@ferox850]

r/unexpectedjojo

[@shadow-man8715]

When you dethrone the mafia boss

[@GlitchedBlox]

@whytheagony e lol haha so funny lol jojo omg so funny and related

[@ChrisKogos]

I'm not paying for those.

[@trevor4212]

oh henlo there

[@WarriorsCats321]

oh no, doctor connor's class

[@ruairicuthbert-ross8571]

Pizza time

[@Tomthemadone]

"Give me another chance"

[@Tomthemadone]

HAHAHAHA. No, youre fired. *seconds later* Youre rehired.

[@GreenGuyAnomosity]

Peppino Spagetthi:*vibing*

[@lorenzobarbuto7704]

The strangers will laugh when they'll know that we italians normally don't understand one word of this song because it's written in neapolitan. However we love it.

[@alessandrocolla2858]

i am from venice and i did not understand not one word

[@StylesEste]

@@alessandrocolla2858 Even the translations are "..what the hell is this? Corsican?!" Ah well..

[@Dio-fw4bm]

I'm naepolitan and I didn't understand one word

[@unapersona8352]

@@alessandrocolla2858 ah io sono dalla Campania e comunque non ho capito un cazzo

[@mixerD1-]

@@unapersona8352 I'm Irish, ma, I understood this 😂😂

[@eisenfaust2888]

Italy: Surrender now. Ethiopia: no. Italy:

[@NotAHero123_7]

Ethiopia: no. Germany: Fine, I'll do it myself

[@eisenfaust2888]

@@NotAHero123_7 is that supposed to be an oversimplified joke?

[@NotAHero123_7]

@@eisenfaust2888 no

[@eisenfaust2888]

@@NotAHero123_7 then what kind of joke is it supposed to be?

[@NotAHero123_7]

@@eisenfaust2888 thanos said "fine, i,ll do it myself" once

[@chimppimpin420]

Germany: *preparing for the allied invasion of France* Japan: *preparing for a naval invasion of the allies* Italy:

[@aheccingdegenerate3859]

Hitler and Hirohito: Mussolini wtf Mussolini: *SPAGHET COMEA FIRST*

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

Coronavirus: *you people are all amateurs*

[@rijalannafi3135]

Preparing for ground invasion of grece & africa

[@erinheddy8344]

Pizza time

[@Ares_2310]

Colpa di Mussolini che era stupido e voleva solo le risorse (Use Google Translate, i'am Italian)

[@SarasHomemade]

When I was a child, my grandpa gifted me a Teddy bear named Ciro that sang this. I'll never forget it. Miss you nonno❤

[@simplesimon8255]

Teddy bears can’t sing

[@SarasHomemade]

@simplesimon8255 uhm .. It was one of those where you press the button and "made noises" sounding like it was singing?

[@Neko_Medic]

when the italian kid shares his homemade lunch.

[@felicepompa1702]

Fun fact the song is not sung in italian

[@angelo.strand]

@@felicepompa1702 what’s the language?

[@felicepompa1702]

@@angelo.strand neapolitan of the 1880s. Which in fact developed before italian

[@angelo.strand]

@@felicepompa1702 woah didn’t know the language is so young

[@felicepompa1702]

@@angelo.strand well standard italian is the tuscan dialect from florence that nobles spoke, it's basically a filtered and neutral version of florentinian tuscan

[@moisesnunez7096]

Wait, this song is about a railway? Italy: Always has been

[@falloutboy1379]

That railway was obviously made of pizza.

[@mosquitobight]

Strangely enough, German composer Richard Strauss used this song in a work of his, thinking it was a traditional Italian song and therefore public domain. Imagine his surprise when he got sued. If he knew the translation, it should have occurred to him that there weren't a lot of "traditional" songs about trains in his time.

[@Deltawolf-ks8gl]

Aaaahahah come va

[@subifyouhatetiktokandreddit234]

Ew, Weeb

[@bigbigarchive]

“Cenere e cenere!”

[@loganblackmun5822]

When the German and Japanese kids become your friends

[@Unknown-hb3id]

*Jojo intensifies*

[@marito166]

But the Iran kid is your enemy now... God bless America 🙏 #makelovenotwar

[@DrSexo-dt8xo]

*BANZAI INTENSEFIES*

[@billylauwda9178]

*TENNO HEIKA BANZAI!!!!!!!*

[@Unknown-hb3id]

Tashawn Sheffield *ILL PAY THE RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS FREAKIN SPAGHETTI*

[@DavidHulse-gy3ys]

“If I keep flipping these pizzas Mr Mussolini will flip out.”

[@dxrkzey9102]

Germany: Italy, how are the defenses holding? Italy:

[@denmarkisbabeychangemymind8079]

Italy really over here singing the pizza song in the middle of a war... sounds pretty Italian to me

[@IAmTheStig32]

GOD ITALY I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING THAT

[@brandonveltri2825]

As an Italian (in part), this is actually pretty hilarious

[@V-V1875-h]

@@brandonveltri2825 relatable

[@cloudi3kyovo]

@@denmarkisbabeychangemymind8079 Oml aph

[@ghostpalladino1679]

When you accidentally put a pizza instead of a CD

[@Thomas90012]

woah i'm gonna put a pizza in my cd player to see if this music will play

[@gattoninja4557]

Ok, pizza memes became anoying, but this is epic🤣🤣.

[@cessposter]

Overdone. Use a gramophone

[@ItaliaFundatur]

Simpatici sti americani eh?

[@Donknowww]

it happens at least once per week at my home.

[@DatZortaw]

When me, a Sicilian, discovers our local pizzeria is being run by Egyptians

[@yanislahtal6253]

Profile picture checks out!

[@ianfinrir8724]

*Pizza Time stops*

[@Skymaster.47]

Fun Fact: Cairo was built by a Sicilian general, Jawhar al Siqili in 971 AD for the Fatimid Caliphate.

[@yanislahtal6253]

@@Skymaster.47 wasn't really Sicilian more like Arabic but the point still stands I guess!!!

[@Skymaster.47]

@@yanislahtal6253 His original name was unknown. The Arabs called him Jawhar the Sicilian. His origin was European. Some say Slavic born in Sicily. www.timesofsicily.com/jawhar-sicilian-founder-cairo-worlds-oldest-university/

[@GDSyde]

Pizza, Pasta..

[@biggestnerdalive8476]

Put it in a box

[@ringermikey]

Bring it here and...

[@THATREALDOGE9999]

Put it on my cock

[@jamesbrown1581]

Put it on...

[@ringermikey]

@@jamesbrown1581 My Cock...

[@johnsondoe1204]

News: Italy Declares War on Greece Italian army:

[@bwiebertram]

@@username59121 oh Gott

[@murosama85]

@@username59121 mien got

[@noir1923]

@@murosama85 mein gott

[@murosama85]

@@noir1923 o yah

[@lockheedmartin2112]

Gott Verdammt

[@wjsyejwjwmmeusmqwjieem1473]

Imagine making a song based on the Italian production of motorized industry for it only to be recognized as the spider man pizza song

[@cesaraguirre8191]

Wait it isn’t about pizza?

[@lennox7209]

@@cesaraguirre8191 always has been

[@Zeon01]

@@lennox7209 never has been

[@roberts9095]

*G.55 has entered the chat*

[@richardjones6024]

I'll be the nerd here, here's the actual history of the song. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Funicul%C3%AC,_Funicul%C3%A0

[@PastryImplosion]

HE STOLE THAT GUY'S PIZZA

[@weekj2001]

You're fired (ahh nostalgia)

[@studyinsteel5186]

+BonnieGirl :3 I want photos of Nostalgia, and I want them YESTERDAY!

[@ornitier93]

+PastryImplosion OH NO MY BALLOON!!

[@drxshock6957]

IF I FLIP THOSE PIZZAS, MR AZIZ WITH FLIP OUT

[@souler4224]

Pizza time

[@muddymarine]

My caramia and wife of 52 years is of Sicilian-Napolitana heritage. She loves Louis Prima. One of her favorites. She has been known to play his songs when the grands are over and pulls them onto the kitchen floor and dances with them. She loves it. They love it. What a delicious time it creates for everyone😀❤️❤️😀🎼🎷🎺🎼

[@yakobboi6764]

How basic white girls feel after saying “grazie” to the Olive Garden waiter

[@SpoonDiceMusic]

Mrs. Worldwide

[@jasonspade4200]

Lmao

[@jackreiss1942]

Best comment

[@Michael_Davis172]

More like Gracias

[@finniangrace404]

Sí

[@Miltiades178]

This song: About a railway The entire internet: *SPIDEY PIZZA TIME*

[@stealthysniper61psn58]

Laughing outside, crying down below! Pasta, meatballs, Joe DiMaggio, felicio, pinocchio, A pizza pie from Dominoooos! All of this because I'm singing in the pointy hat.

[@theunknowncommenter725]

@@stealthysniper61psn58 You mean A High Silk Hat?

[@stealthysniper61psn58]

@@theunknowncommenter725 look up family guy.

[@Thebloonsolver]

Dont forget about invade greece 4 the italy

[@stellafanders]

No joke, I just searched "pizza time" and came here. Wasn't expecting this to pop up but here we are

[@georgeheld1901]

As an Italian listening to this: you cannot tell me that Italians are sentient beings with an intelligible language

[@alextheawkward8792]

this is not Italian, not really, it's Naples' dialect. I'm from Naples and it's hard to understand even to me.

[@georgeheld1901]

@@alextheawkward8792 yeah I know lol, Naples isn’t even the strangest dialect either lmao

[@mr.astronuts3825]

@@alextheawkward8792 If only an actor sung this so it wouldnt be dialect specific

[@alextheawkward8792]

@@mr.astronuts3825 actually the song itself is written in neapolitan, it's not the singer's fault. this dialect, like every Italian dialect, is very much like a language of its own

[@mr.astronuts3825]

@@alextheawkward8792 yeah I should have said written by a television producer or something

[@TheRock-vx2sb]

As a certied Italian citizen, I would like to spend two words about this piece of history. Simply perfect. Have you seen? I used two words.

[@NT.614]

*Benito Mussolini Wants to know your Location*

[@paulomerindoyt7295]

Mussolini eats pizzi

[@zsoltkovacs827]

User name: Hitler69 Last time online: 80 years ago Last location: Führerbunker

[@zsoltkovacs827]

Achievement unlocked: Führer Get 1 million kills in one life

[@Veryspecificassortmentofwords]

*egg boy shows up at house with pizza* “I gotta me a new job”

[@segzybae9291]

Not again please

[@cr0w1987]

Call me crazy, but this song would be great for a mission where u have to deliver pizza in a game

[@CratsonTheGuy]

Yeah, seems like a good idea

[@Cr0w1997]

@@micheleromanin7168 How tf is that racist

[@generalkilo5412]

@@micheleromanin7168 Racist is thing that something is racist when is not

[@gabrielrocha533]

@@micheleromanin7168 SJW spotted here

[@aleksanderrubik.]

That's why yo *_mama (mia)_* dead

[@dennis_duran]

0:01 when you’re about to lose the match but you click “switch teams”

[@litkale6329]

Tf2 autobalance be like:

[@quemadurahealy8866]

*Great war intensifies*

[@iisaxx]

imagine switching teams

[@aperson8473]

"Don't worry guys. I've got a plan." *Italy has switched teams.*

[@sunfiredragon6650]

🇩🇪 😈 🇯🇵 😈 🇮🇹 🔄

[@riccardd014]

Goes to a Italian Pizza place* The music:

[@kickedgaming5350]

Green = Pesto sauce White = Fettuccine sauce Red = Marinara sauce

[@AndersonStevenGiraldoAlba]

Yes

[@anaishkyoutube224]

Very creative!

[@AndersonStevenGiraldoAlba]

Yeah

[@AndersonStevenGiraldoAlba]

I love it

[@senpaisquarepants350]

Watawat nga pilipinas iyan a

[@bruhmomentum1994]

*Played this to my Volkswagen now its a Fiat* 🇬🇷🇮🇹

[@lumbertank6446]

Una faccia una razza

[@iota515]

@@lumbertank6446 Quickly, put on a Panzerlied !

[@brucewayne7989]

Alfa Romeo

[@kingofcars442]

Turned my car into a Ferrari using the same trick.

[@alandia764]

Volkswagen ist besser dan ein fiat

[@buivars]

Her: wanna come over? Him: can't, busy Her: I'm in North Africa Him:

[@whena2102]

*Ethiopia*

[@ToadComrades]

@@whena2102 *Somalia and Djibouti*

[@ToadComrades]

*THE MEDITERRANEAN AND EAST AFRICA IS PIZZA LAND*

[@megabeetlejuicer96]

Top 1 best underrated comments And im actually italian

[@astroidexadam5976]

Morocco, Algeria,Tunisia, Egypt or Libia? Those are some North-African countries

[@wariogamer69]

pizza tower fans going to italy and seeing a fat chef running towards a guy who just robbed the store

[@ferdinandocastaldi86]

Fun fact : nobody knows that the most typical song of Italy isn't even written in Italian

[@MrLisreal]

It's Neopolitan, right?

[@ferdinandocastaldi86]

@@MrLisreal yup

[@mariamartelli5009]

@@ferdinandocastaldi86 so is Italian...

[@Roman.Imperial.Artist]

@@mariamartelli5009 Italian is Tuscan

[@ferdinandocastaldi86]

@@Roman.Imperial.Artist yes, current national italian language is mixture between tuscan and roman dialect

[@trevorsasso]

All Italians please rise for our national anthem

[@themightyranger6321]

@@lemmingtonofficial *viva il re intensifies*

[@battlefrontquickscoper647]

@@themightyranger6321 Who tf is "Rei"?

[@themightyranger6321]

@@battlefrontquickscoper647oh crap i misspelled king in italian, ill edit my original comment.

[@unknowngaming4781]

It’s all fun and games till we hear Australia’s national anthem (land down under)

[@themightyranger6321]

@@unknowngaming4781 it's all fun and games until the ottoman anthem starts playing at gallipoli!

[@ilcavaliere88]

I'm feeling extremely proud of being Italian and I'm italian

[@ahmetcikko]

Makes sense

[@ImJustDavo]

ha senso-

[@Galaxy-pm2ff]

Veeee Daniel!!!!!

[@Random_.]

Same/anch'io

[@Galaxy-pm2ff]

@@Random_. Bello

[@Lunatday]

역사상 가장 성공한 CM송. 얼마나 성공했는지 많은 작곡가들과 방송인들이 이 곡이 이탈리아 전통 민요인 줄 알고 사용했다가 저작권 소송에 걸렸습니다.

[@EscapefromW.F]

전통민요 아니었음??????

[@abigailsosa2182]

I can hear Schlatt yelling in a Italian accent in the distance

[@slk7376]

Schlatts in the trees...

[@mdgfb05]

@@slk7376 schlatt isnt vietnamese

[@Fanman_7206]

HE THREW A PIECE OF FRESH MUZ ON THE GROUND

[@abigailsosa2182]

Fanman_7206 He’s English, he doesn’t know what good food is.

[@markpetrovics4141]

@@abigailsosa2182 hey traves, pick up the cheese with the spoon

[@skiout199]

When I hear this song I just feel like delivering pizza for some reason

[@MetalMan21748]

reminds me of delivering pizza as spiderman.

[@BIuejacket]

+Bob Pike oh my god yes, I was looking for a spiderman comment..! 😃

[@Vryx43]

typical canadian

[@theonlymattkone]

LMFAO!!!!!

[@tyrstark8673]

Or squashed pizzas in a bag for jumping too much.

[@freebingbong7714]

Joe's Pizza's 30 minute guarantee is a promise. Parker, I know a promise to you means nothing, but to me it's serious. You're fired

[@poppabear2706]

FreeBingBong it's actually 29 minute guarantee

[@ResettisReplicas]

If I flip the pizzas, FreeBingBong will flip out.

[@gabethebabe3337]

It memes a lot to me Mr. Aziz

[@milleniumkatze7464]

Double pepperoni the pizza otherwise you are fired

[@Imperialstorm03]

FreeBingBong Please I need this job

[@leonardonunes5437]

Ah yes. Pizza Tower Tutorial music.

[@Portant_Notim]

What the fuck?

[@Noise_Fan]

​@@Portant_Notim😂

[@David_not_from_bfdi]

⁠@@Portant_Notim Pizza Tower is a Wario land inspired game made by Tour De Pizza where you play as a Italian pizza restaurant owner named Peppino Spaghetti and a floating Pizza with a face tells you that he’s gonna blow up your restaurant so you enter the tower to prevent it but each floor has a boss that has a key to the next floor and you have to beat them to get the key until you get to the roof to fight the pizza with a face but he’s actually a robot controlled by a person with a pizza as a head and when you beat him you fight the other bosses again until the tower starts crumbling and everyone needs to escape.

[@lexluger1095]

PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX

[@UltraArceus]

DELI-VER-IT TO MY HOUSE

[@BruhMoment-bp2wj]

AND PUT IT ON MY

[@bramble6367]

C o c k

[@coralinespring9807]

Cheesy On My Penni

[@sebast353]

And some Sauce a on my Balls

[@juanme555]

This masterpiece isn't just a song, in fact, it is not even culture. *Funiculi Funicula is a lifestyle*

[@theunknowncommenter725]

It's a classy song

[@karenbenton1503]

@@theunknowncommenter725 It is the best classical song

[@mr.commonsense]

It's more than that, it's happiness

[@798_rei]

Most importantly it’s… *P I Z Z A*

[@robertharris6092]

​@@karenbenton1503 this is way older than classical music.

[@doofs]

Tfw it is actually indeed Pizza Time.

[@zr0_tlnt]

Pizzus Indeedus

[@razmen27531]

*PIZZA TIME*

[@erik2shiesty]

It's PASTA time

[@charonion2806]

666 likes

[@gajeelredfox2760]

"Tfw when"

[@JojjonLewis-yq2pm]

I'm 1/8 Seco, a prominent Portuguese, Spanish, Genoese Italian family that settled in Spanish Louisiana. I also have many Italian-American cousins on my Late Mother's family, and am blessed to say so.

[@Hunter_shull]

My moms family is also similar

[@utocnaslepice2677]

When you find a country that defends itself with spears and arrows

[@sonoftheway3528]

and then you still lose because you sold them guns...

[@jubernavarrete3807]

Fantastic

[@tonierbuckle0202]

So we celebrate with pizza afterwards then?

[@luftwaffle4327]

If you call an L3 a tank that is

[@garrettmohler6276]

I literally found this song by typing "Italian theme"

[@cloroxbleachtm9638]

Italy OST

[@saulesalejos4483]

I put " Italian songs to enjoy food"

[@yubikamikaze2075]

I type Italian meme song xD

[@kandia25]

I typed "Italian opening" lmao

[@natev6306]

I typed “that one Italian song”

[@jonathancurtin231]

When you’re Italian and the world uses stereotypes

[@reborn2856]

And he's also right

[@johnstrader4606]

ikr

[@tupimpacaterpillar8420]

Shut the hell up mario

[@Juuxr]

Thank you Italians for this amazing song, does anybody knows who sings this?

[@megas_pastrma8599]

@@Juuxr its Benito Mozarelli

[@FangTheManokit]

When you park your L3/33 next to cars at the D point, and everyone drives by you blind:

[@quasimodokiwi1500]

In the Blu-Ray version of Endgame, this song will play immediately after the portals start opening up.

[@mrc2176]

Nah bro, this needs to be a credits song

[@ottovonbasedmark]

Spoilers ain't cool bois

[@mrc2176]

@@ottovonbasedmark if you haven't seen endgame by now and are still worrying about spoilers.... (Coming from someone who hasn't seen infinity war or endgame)

[@oblivion2755]

@@ottovonbasedmark and Stark dies.

[@SovietMemes]

Teacher: no eating in class *Kids in the back:*

[@kxppamo5943]

Funiculi FuniculAAAA

[@whythehecknot5038]

Pizza, Pasta!

[@realo3503]

@@whythehecknot5038 put it in a box

[@MichaelMemeth]

oH fRiCk mY PiZzA LuNcHaBlEs

[@crunkgrunk5183]

@Don K ain't too far off

[@wolfgangallanalhazred802]

"Bet you can't make a song about a railway!" "Bet."

[@jmrodas9]

Well the Beatles made one about a Street, namely Penny Lane. But it takes real talent to use ordinary things to make a song as good as this one. Regards

[@jondoe272]

@@jmrodas9 like valinki

[@Musicalquest]

r/murdered by words? \

[@ReadingAreaRailfan]

Charles Schmitt NORFOLK SOUTHERN WHATS YOUR FUNCTION

[@GrottenGaming]

Then out of nowhere Mike O'Donnel choos around: "hold my funnel"

[@herooftime1441]

I played this loud in the prison. Now its a coloseium

[@junrungsritrakulchang188]

Teacher: We are going to Italy this summer Girls: omg!!!! Venice is so romantic! Boys: *FUNICULI FUNICULAAAAA*

[@ticluna5295]

Junrung Sritrakulchang do you plan to invade Greece ?

[@dezzmotion4475]

@@ticluna5295 I bet he does

[@LamboGamer3464]

Lol!!

[@aajgm2916]

Pizza time

[@ltj5805]

You know Paris, France? In English, it's pronounced "Paris" but everyone else pronounces it without the "s" sound, like the French do. But with Venezia, everyone pronouces it the English way: "Venice". Like The Merchant of Venice or Death in Venice. WHY, THOUGH!? WHY ISN'T THE TITLE DEATH IN VENEZIA!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? IT TAKES PLACE IN ITALY, SO USE THE ITALIAN WORD, DAMMIT! THAT SHIT PISSES ME OFF! BUNCH OF DUMBASSES! sorry i had to do it

[@MrBruh-dv9fv]

50% Pizza Time 30% History memes 17% JoJo reference 2% Veggietales 1% Actual Italian comments

[@ninesquared81]

no Girls und Panzer?

[@MusicGuitarMan95]

wait its in jojo? wtf ahaha where

[@kewlbeans2463]

99% Pizza Time 1% other

[@adriumbra627]

And Spiderman! "PIZZA TIME!"

[@justoneguy2487]

@@MusicGuitarMan95 I don't think it is but the Zeppeli's (Will A., Caesar and Gyro) and the entire main cast of Part 5 are all Italian

[@potato.5406]

When I said "Ciao" in a Italian restaurant

[@equaius893]

no when I say "adios" to the German waiter in the Japanese restaurant

[@legogeneralgrievous1173]

Molto Italiano.

[@mizuha-chan4145]

When I said "danke" to the Indian waiter in a French restaurant with my British friend

[@pear009]

@@mizuha-chan4145 suppose to be danske

[@chiara_07bit92]

Gli italiani qui approvano 👌 The Italians here approve 👌

[@lifeofjeffrey2447]

The last thing the UnitedHealthcare CEO heard:

[@tsdg1452]

I love how despite this song having the nickname 'pizza time' the songs lyrics has nothing to do with pizza

[@juanito_198]

Its spiderman 2's fault. And the fact that it is a popular song from Italy, which we all know as pizza land.

[@matteoghilardi1754]

It is written in Napoletan, which is the language of Pizza's Motherland (Naples)

[@DaSniper406]

Whenever Italy is incompetent i play this song

[@matteoghilardi1754]

@@DaSniper406 so are you playing it in loop?

[@DaSniper406]

@@matteoghilardi1754 I play to much hoi4 and you have no idea how long this was on for.

[@Tomartyr]

When your song about a train becomes a song about pizza.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Irony

[@Lapran3]

Memes aside, fun fact, this song was written to celebrate the opening of Mt. Vesuvius’s now famous railroad to the peak

[@York22]

I thought it was destroyed by the 1944 eruption.

[@jack4316]

@@York22 It was destroyed, if you go on Vesuvius now you'll find the foundations still there haha

[@ColumbusVI]

I didn’t know you could be this happy over a funicular up a mountain.

[@lennyschiavone5907]

Pizza hut: We have the best pizzas Italy: *laughs in Pizza*

[@swickzy9250]

But NOBODY, not even filthy Italians can out-pizza the hut.

[@samuelpozos3629]

PikaVids Stupido, assolutamente neanderthal, possiamo fare fuori la pizza nella capanna.

[@swickzy9250]

Samuel Pozos 3 did i ask

[@marchelloastuto9552]

Samuel Pozos 3 sporchi italiani? e la pizza veniva dall'Italia

[@retrorebootmusic]

This song means like 3 different things now. 1: It's pizza Time (Spider Man) 2: PIZZA PASTA PUT IT IN A BOX 3: It's Pizza Time (Peppino Spaghetti)

[@furyunleash22]

To me, it also means a High Silk Hat. If you know, you know.

[@retrorebootmusic]

@@furyunleash22 I do, in fact, know

[@mahirooyama9424]

The song is called funiculi holiday in pizza tower

[@retrorebootmusic]

@@mahirooyama9424 I'm aware of that as well, I just thought having the comment be sort of symmetrical was funnier

[@B1GCORE]

​@@mahirooyama9424There's a remixed version of it in the SAGE Demo as well

[@rotarydude9737]

When some funny looking boats show up in Sicily.

[@fox_fpv]

lmao

[@babybunn1]

But this song is from Naples.... I live in Naples :D

[@greenboi6640]

I looked that up on Wikipedia and it said that this one battle, the invasion of sicily, collapsed Mussolini' entire regime over Italy

[@mysoncrumphaseveryinjury3853]

@@greenboi6640 lol before reading your reply I thought this comment was about illegal immigrants

[@FA-te4yt]

Floridian Empire most invasions of Italy throughout history began at Sicily

[@nadia198302]

This is probably one of the most happiest songs ever, love it!

[@ThePIXALated]

**HE DROPPED A FRESH PIECE OF SCAMUTZ ON THE GROUND!**

[@americana_incarnate1717]

He said mozz (mozzarella)

[@ThEagle]

Scamutz = Scamorza

[@channel5entertainment895]

The fuck are you doing we’re in a famine

[@theishiopian68]

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? SCAMUTZ!?!?

[@SilverDarkin]

*C'MON TONY YOU KNOW WERE IN A FAMINE*

[@DragnSly]

When an Austrian guy with a silly moustache and a combover invites you over to boogaloo against the USSR

[@Xterminater-XI-Ben]

Hitler was 1/3 Austrian not fully Austrian good try though

[@misterrao9030]

@@Xterminater-XI-Ben wait what were the other two thirds then?

[@Xterminater-XI-Ben]

German and Hungarian

[@misterrao9030]

@@Xterminater-XI-Ben but Austrians are German,

[@gustiwidyanta5492]

And gets spanked at winter by the USSR

[@aligaytor]

Side effects may include: murder, death, pasta People in the ad:

[@Wildfire__]

I just realized this song is also used in the 2006 cars video game. It's in the Luigi to the rescue missions. Fitting sense Luigi is Italian.

[@thenotoriousgigachad3455]

Ethiopia and Albania: *Exist Italy: "Its free real estate!"

[@SubidubidubiDu1]

Italy made Albania their puppet and literally erased their sovereignity, which means Albania didnt exist

[@Gustavovisk21]

Italy: "So anyways I started blastin' "

[@utente_4554]

Status of the italian : 50% : pizza spaghetti and I like other countries more than mine, but pizza is pizza 25% : _Meh_ 10% : I have experience on go around the world 10% : Keep calm and do meme 5% : Let's write an italian comment under an English video that talk about Italy

[@shadyyy7490]

@Lore 07 Cazzo dici?

[@lyes6033]

Libya too

[@tenkananieistnieje8960]

0% porn 0% nudity 50% Italy 50% pizza

[@WallaceBreenFromKentucky]

2:01

[@alebattle1]

U ARE SHIT

[@alebattle1]

IM ITALIAN IN ITALY IS 30%porn 10%nudity 0%italy 60%pizza

[@atlas2-1]

@@alebattle1 lol is from american prespective, not italian

[@horse6412]

@@alebattle1 r/wooosh, Oh and he’s referring to the song, not Italy, featherbrain

[@marvinthemaniac7698]

One of the most easily recognized Italian folk songs ever written.

[@PersonstuckinMichigan]

One of the most recognizable songs in general

[@PozovShmon]

Какие еще есть

[@OR56]

One of the most easily recognizable songs ever

[@shaynewheeler9249]

Italian sausage 🌭🌭🌭🐕🌭🌭

[@TheSiummer]

FOLK?! you are dishonoring my country this is a "tarantella" not a folk song bro

[@gabriolix2]

Pizza muzzarella, mascalzone, bambini, mamma mia, ma que bona dona🤌🤌🤌

[@shirogitsune3480]

Multiple countries: begin preparing for World War 3 Italy:

[@ylemvalenciano10]

Pizza launcher

[@Captain_Crabmeat]

Cannoli cannon

[@someunknownperson7674]

Pasta ship’s

[@imporiorvelarius6550]

Incompetence bomb

[@chemi169]

So basically the same thing they did for the first two

[@mattthestormtrooper3239]

*"It's about pizza"* *"No its about th-"* *"ITS. ABOUT. PIZZA"*

[@Ninjaboiy-om3sn]

Nice pfp

[@CarlosAlvarezli]

Pizza time

[@Dumpfirereal]

You have no clue

[@Dumpfirereal]

@@Ninjaboiy-om3sn *your death sound*

[@Bak1922]

It's not even Italian:skull:

[@SebastianMartinez-ol5ii]

Mussolini: *"invade Greece now, for the Italy!"*

[@Sophie-it8jy]

"Show no mercy,"

[@KingEnder10]

"Slaughter them like sheep"

[@SebastianMartinez-ol5ii]

"Oh no, they're fighting back"

[@KingEnder10]

*Oh Shit*

[@easterner819]

*OH SHIT*

[@smzig]

When your DNA test comes back and you're 1% Italian.

[@seansolistheman]

“He’s English, he doesn’t know what good food is.”

[@kassu6_]

I smell a rat!

[@goosetavsson]

he only eat burger, he no eat spaguetti

[@goosetavsson]

@Angel Cruz its me when the when the

[@GreyWolfLeaderTW]

I don't know. Shepherd's pie is pretty good.

[@thepatriot1569]

@Angela Chavez burgers come from Germany, in the Hamburg city more precisely

[@EvilChudChimp]

When the Albanian kid takes your pencil

[@benitomussolini2385]

hahahahha

[@klaasvaak5564]

😂😂

[@Flight-wo6jn]

Paul Tello Italy invaded and conquered Albania months before WW2 in five days.

[@Ropetor]

@@Flight-wo6jn Greece says hi

[@chris52000]

When you take the Albanian kid’s desk.

[@_AQUILA]

*When pizza bois try to invade gyros bois, but they fail, so wurst bois have to come and fix the mess...*

[@1Poissonpasbon]

Arrigato Gyro...

[@senatorwilsonphilipsova2718]

@@1Poissonpasbon now you're just making me sad

[@1Poissonpasbon]

@@senatorwilsonphilipsova2718 it's just shitpost, what else could you expect ?

[@boxylemons7961]

small brain: nazis big brain: wurst bois

[@spencers5898]

I want an entire history of WWII where countries are exclusively referred to as "[food] bois."

[@Omnywrench]

*_PIZZA! PASTA! PUT IT IN THE BOX!_* *_BRING IT HERE AND PUT IT ON MY_* table over there. Thanks; here's a tip