STORYTIME: I had Sex With The Wrong Man By Mistake

[@joyfulnoon2368]

Tim- Mike friend, down to the bar where the Honda cars be 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 🤳🏾🤳🏾🤳🏾🤳🏾

[@sayless644]

😖😖😖😖😖

[@joyfulnoon2368]

@@sayless644 😂

[@ayana188]

What does where the honda cars be mean??? yall im delayed today😄

[@joyfulnoon2368]

@@ayana188 it's a metaphor for a bar that is regular lol. He normally says the bar where the rich cars be which is a metaphor for it being a nice classy bar...where the Honda cars be is regular and I'm not gone say ghetto but it isnt as classy as where the rich cars be 😂😂😂😂

[@sayless644]

@@joyfulnoon2368 thanks for schooling us.. 😁😁😁

[@nailsxciaram]

The back drop is killing meeee LMAO 🤣🤣

[@SteveeLeePhillips]

Beauty Chemistry me too!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@toni2combs278]

Lmao yes

[@shannonoliver3223]

" I did not know that man was married before I hunched him"!! BISHHHH!! I hollered so loud at my desk! #DeadToTheBed

[@jasonhenry8237]

Shannon Oliver I literally almost had to get CPR I laughed so hard

[@kayrup3712]

At the job house with my earbuds on crackn up 😂🤣😂

[@jasonhenry8237]

Kyrup Mc he is a whole mess and I’m here for it

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

So country....lol

[@jerricab]

At least you found out the tea for your homegirl, Dineva 😂

[@jacksingleton288]

Yeah but didn't he break code.

[@HH-gv8mx]

Yes he sure did without a second thought🙄

[@jasondiaz1944]

No he didn’t break the code. If his homegirl knew the guy liked men she wouldn’t be interested anymore anyways. So why not have some fun with him and tell the story later.

[@luvennise]

HE A FAKE FRIEND AKA FOE

[@_belleza]

Dineva i had to watch this fast af before you have second thoughts and delete this lol

[@ImaniXTrue]

Angel A yasssssss! 😂😂😂

[@Indiegirl007]

I be feeling the same way when he uploads. You have to watch his videos with a quickness!

[@_belleza]

Indiegirl007 exactly 😂 this is why I stop with what I’m doing and watch real quick

[@PiscesPrincess87]

COSME HIGHNESS. Me took

[@Dollpuri419]

I said whet? Deddy said call back LMAO I’m not even done with the video & im done 😂😂😂😂

[@kayrup3712]

Got me over here like dis....😯😮🤯!

[@Dollpuri419]

Kyrup Mc and like dis 🤭🤭🤭

[@toni2combs278]

Lmao yess

[@shayshaysherree]

"Kissing and doing hoish thangs in the batroom" "DON NOT JUDGE ME"... #dead #flatline Waymin he was married.... WELL DAMN!

[@ErisGal30]

shayshaysherree I’m a drunk hoe with standards named Dineva

[@tamikamayes8071]

This just goes 2 show us that u could be married&never know that your husband on the dwn low SMH

[@shayshaysherree]

@@ErisGal30 that had me dying

[@raquelm.w.7974]

No, that was HIS Tim he was in the bathroom with. Tim, Mike friend, from down to the bar where the Honda cars be, lol.

[@shayshaysherree]

@@raquelm.w.7974 right... I got that part..... How he said it was comical... 😂😂😂#weonthesamepage

[@CeCeMe1]

Now I'm going to order a Don Julio with "training wheels"...lol. I'm going to say with with confidence like I been doing it FAH'EVAH....LOL

[@jimmyejamerson5371]

EGGZACKTLY!!

[@ericapea6330]

Me too 😂😂

[@danawhee]

Mee tew!!

[@TheSandramae25]

Me too and put it to the side and order me a Ole nasty sweet cocktail because I can't hang with the skraight liquor

[@MsKeka0269]

Me three lol

[@joyalexander2038]

Oh you definitely in a mood today and I’m here for it!!!

[@nakeshiadunklin9186]

Me too my day off too i need another one lol

[@toshadavis7315]

Joy Alexander me too 🤣😂

[@JalenciagaThaBodi]

😂😂😂 “I was like, WHET????” 😂😂😂 I can always rely on you for a good story! 😂😂😂😂

[@BSKEE10]

😂😂😂😂😂😭 I swear your personal stories be my favorite videos!! Do more of them.

[@Mzkikiisjuicy]

Ok THAT was a goooooood one💯

[@jacouribenson3374]

Funky said I'll perform at funerals💀💀💀💀💀 what exactly would u say at a fune sis💀💀💀💀

[@tratrazy1633]

Im dead 😂😂😂😂

[@sweetlulubean1118]

"As long as cheque clears, down to the funeral !" And he has a good ol' drank in hand 🍹

[@shawnbawn22]

@@sweetlulubean1118 that sounds about right !! 🤣🤣

[@londonmccray6799]

IDK , but true story he was booked to come to a funeral

[@Teebee407]

LOLOL don't yall invite Dineva to yall fune LOLOL

[@trinityisluv]

🤣🤣🤣 Lawd have mercy!!! I thought you were gon have to let your homegirls down easy and this man got a whole wife!! Whew. Q you done stopped watching reality TV and start making reality TV!! You hear me! Your #2019 has been a movie and it’s only February. 😂

[@kejuanlynette8531]

See 🤷 I bet his WIFE has no idea he was "foo-la-la-ing" or liked to "foo-la-la"

[@dominicanprincess2051]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PrettyHair09]

She might but clueless that’s it’s with a man

[@kejuanlynette8531]

@@PrettyHair09 that's what I meant by "or liked to foo-la-la". This is dangerous and something that needs to be discussed more openly with black females

[@PrettyHair09]

Kejuan Lynette It’s scary 😏

[@Yoshikoburney]

Ma’am get out these comments with this!!!! I screamed so loud 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jamesj4690]

DINEVA can’t believe my ears, but I’m here for it. Would love to hear more stories like this.

[@NessaGurll]

Lmao wronnnnng Timmmmmmm!!!😬😜 he said "whaddup tho"👀

[@Kai-fl7jp]

😂😂 your komment reminds me of when Porscha (RHOA) says "Wroooong rooooad" 😂

[@frankiphoenix8699]

Girl. I'm here with a Newport & a cold bottle of water. #FunkyBunch

[@riqueeking4379]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@FullofSouthernCharm]

Not the newport and a bottle of water... I can't...

[@BayouBellePhDBe]

Franki Phoenix A cold beer with that Newport🤣🤣🤣

[@kenyamorley8406]

A joint a little vodka to wrench it down yall aint ready to Sterve it up.

[@toysbystarlite05]

Party...I brought wine!!

[@AlwaysaLady365]

Remember, you don't know where or what your man doing when he steps out your door😀 Them women that say Oh , my man would never, you just don't know🤔

[@stayceblackston7665]

Ain't that the truth

[@marthakaine4132]

Amen

[@Ebonicurls1]

Don’t let these Tim’s interfere with your early morning beach yoga time messing round late at night Nessa girl. We doing internal work in 2019😊

[@moded_corroded8132]

And so was Tim 😉

[@tierradelosreyes8835]

@@moded_corroded8132 😂 ok

[@tammyd4110]

@@moded_corroded8132wunt he tho'?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@helgapataki4156]

Sooooo did you tell ya homegirl before you told us Nessa 🤣

[@MS.lady100]

ikr

[@reneeyoung3186]

Shhhhhhh...🤣🤣🤣

[@helgapataki4156]

Ijs y'all, I wanted to know 🤣😂😭

[@lovelynae7683]

Oott

[@queenjj201]

He pulled that 5 heartbeat shit.

[@RUNWAYBEAUTY]

Emotions make you cry sometimes 😆I love you ♥️

[@kayrup3712]

Alright, alright, alright

[@Yoshikoburney]

I lost my damn mind at “DADDY HAD DONE SAID CALL BIKE!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂 Dineva finna be performing at my funeral.

[@byrddi_tube3182]

LMAO! A few things... 1. That ni@@a threw that numba away. Your friend dodged a bullet. Baby you got a flesh wound...lol...Chile... 😂 2. I don't know why you were shocked. I was at PAUSE when dude said, "Nice." 👀

[@plantbasedunicorn7995]

🤣😭

[@marthakaine4132]

Scary, how people jump in in out bed with strangers.

[@tammyd4110]

"But it was good or whateva!!" I'm HOLLERING!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@eunicemirandabcc]

Liked before i even watched 💞 love me some Dineva

[@ImaniXTrue]

E M me toooooooooo!

[@ngapuikuemberirua3670]

Hahaha me too

[@Kena_sunshine]

Can’t do no wrong! 👑🙌🏾

[@kayh1654]

Ahhhh, I thought I was the only one. 😂

[@patsymatthews2997]

@@kayh1654 Exactly. Funky gone deliver like the post office !!

[@chillinrube2605]

Notification gang.. I was on my way to Walmart and had to connect this thang to my car...Smh Dineva we love you from Cali ❤️

[@nikkiw3734]

CHILE..The Nessa Police on yo ass🚓..SMH😂

[@chillinrube2605]

@Lloyd Norwood calm down killa.. I stand corrected 🤣🤣

[@sbryant7436]

Love your stories & the background is hilarious!!! I'm sitting here at work stirving it up with my Coca cola soda..🤣🤣

[@ItsAshleyJAE]

Nessa girl, I had to get on the line while I'm down to the job to catch this tea.

[@lexiaaforever437]

Lord .... I was ready ... but wasn’t ready 😂

[@sweetlulubean1118]

"Drinking🍸 that GIN made me SIN😈 !"

[@tamikamayes8071]

DINEVA a fool 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@25tjack25]

Omg I used to save ppl names in my phone the same way back in my 20s! Lol… "Guy in red hat from the bar" 😂

[@TheNickinack]

OMG 🤣😂🤣 bad enough you done stole ya friends potential man but he married too lawddd 💀

[@brangeeellis3083]

Dineva saved her friend from some heartache and pain cause this man was married AND into "mens". She dodged a bullet

[@kejuanlynette8531]

@@brangeeellis3083 Right. I literally said a prayer for "Tim's" WIFE SMH. I hope his cheating doesn't KILL her. Not judging, just saying

[@TheNickinack]

Brangee Bennett oh i know i just didn’t expect his ass to be married on top of being DL lol he helped hIS friend dodge 2 bullets 😂

[@tab_b]

I’m gonna go ahead and thumbs up this before I even watch. Lmao... I’m at work so I’m gonna stirve it up with some H2O.

[@toshadavis7315]

Tab_B right....🤣🤣🤣 I sent my trainee on break to catch this 😂😂😂😂🤦🏿‍♀️

[@zammymynakersnackstbmoth]

Giiiiirl I had to crawl on my bed, and get good and comfortable to hear this tea. That's a crazy story and I'm so here for it. Made my day. No one is judging you Funky. Shit happens. We need more of your stories.

[@CaliGirlSha]

I'm listening and driving and my mouf just hit the floor! Whew chil' that was juicier than an episode of the Young & Restless. Yes gawd, Dineva. You didn't ask and he didn't tell. Wife fish just gonna have to deal wif it! 🤣🤣🤣 No judgement, boo. 😘

[@kayrup3712]

Lol "wife fish" 🤣😂🤣

[@misseauxtis5105]

Lmao!! Sis "wife fish" got me weak!

[@shonikaschronicles]

I love your story time!!!! It feels like we are sitting on your bedroom on the bed, sipping mimosas while you spill the tea!!!!

[@shariceeskridge]

I'm dead.... lmao biiiitcchhhhh Yooo wiiiifffeeee (soulja boy voice)

[@IAmJustR]

The “Be sure to like and subscribe.” Took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@terrytaylor5192]

Nessa girrrrl you knew what you was doing when you put the number in yo phone ! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ladyroyalsupremest]

Man I fell off my bed dying laughing at the end!!!...so he just left out he married 🤦🏾‍♀️owww child I’m so shame right now but like Betty said…”don’t laugh u probably done the same thing to it’s just u know me and I dk u”

[@Indigo.422]

“I put a lil piece of cover around me” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@katpeterson7895]

New "Tim" was downlow wanting you instead of your friend ...that's why that number got lost 😂😂😂💯

[@thugmrs02]

*"As long as the CHECK 👀 clears"* 😂😂 👉 *9:54*

[@keepinitreal1373]

Gurl I really enjoy stories and your personality 🤣🤣🤣!! You had me rolling 😆😆😆😆. You’re always entertaining. That’s all that matters 💯💯💯💯

[@Andrea51108]

Dineva, girl! So many questions: did you tell your girl friend? What did she say? Had her Tim been with a man before? That whole, "the bartender threw away her number" story was a whole lie! 😂

[@chelseahollenquest8899]

Andrea51108 right was Tim checking for you the whole time 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[@MaryLeMuse]

Right, the homegirl knew Tim wasn’t interested in her ass🤣

[@therealkoolaidandkale]

Facts. Tim wanted Dineva hunti!! 🤣

[@ChampagnePapi1]

Dineva you slipped & said the name “Damon”!!! His wife gone kick yo ass 😂

[@teresaskillings-peterson2714]

He said our new neighbor!! Lol

[@qtpiemom918]

Am I the only one who momentarily forgot I wasn’t having a real life tea spilling session w/ a friend? 😂😂😂

[@kayrup3712]

I dipped back,and clutched my imaginary Pearls 😯

[@DivaFlavaz]

I am weak over here 😂😂😂. You so messy Dineva!!! I love every second of it. 🤣🤣🤣. Done hunched the man your friend liked AND he married 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️😭😭🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️shit happens. Quiet as it’s kept if my girl’s “side piece” call me one MO time I may have a story my damn self 🤭😜

[@Michelles_Daughter]

I need to move to Miami so I can hang out with y’all!

[@ImaniXTrue]

Michelle's Daughter we gon roommate, cause I need to go too! 😂🤷🏽‍♀️

[@JustCyn]

Come on down! 🙌🏽

[@lisaseward2704]

Me too

[@toyamichelle]

"Call Back!" Ahhhh, I would've died!!!😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣

[@ellleethereal]

I’m cryin’ cause you really left out of the house w/o shoes to go get this man😂🥴

[@tamikamayes8071]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicki_nikki_nicky8056]

Bissshhhh!!!!!! what u gonna tell ur homegurllla...I am dying. You seriously need to write a book 😂 🤯😳

[@doc2008]

I don’t think he was interested in your friend. That story he told about the napkin getting picked up was probably a lie. He likely had his eye on you the whole time. He got fish at home, he came to the place to get some smoked beef sausage. See he was quick to give you his number and he ain’t say nothing about passing it along to your friend. But, I wanna know what appliances you gone get out of him like the Fry daddy. 😆😆

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

Silly.. .lol

[@pisceskween6529]

😂😂😂

[@sweptwingrex1]

“Be sure to like and subscribe” 😂😂😂🤣 I’m hollering

[@shannonoliver3223]

Bish Whet??? Lol!!

[@antoinettebradley3793]

Shannon Oliver ☠️

[@kayrup3712]

That took me out 🤣😂😄

[@kayrup3712]

@@nitabbarnette3653 .

[@alwall3]

You stay tryna get f!cked out & flewed out but I'm here for it 😂😂😂😂SB: Who gone tell that lady her husband likes sausage??& I hope you told ya friend her gaydar aint working 😂😂😂😂

[@laflo3668]

I love you for your honesty, authenticity, openness, long titles, animation, ability to adapt, admit to faults, improve on self, just you!!! This video had me weak!!! My Tim is yo Tim Bihhhhhhhhhhh!!

[@tanisha.r.thomas]

I hate that damn song.... but that was funny as hell!!

[@amandathomas4312]

🤣😂 Nessa Girl Nooooooo! You got me at work hollerin’ in my office!

[@shopgirl10]

The real question is...did you tell your homegirl? 😂

[@tinesha2105]

Whet? 😂 I can always depend on you Funky Dineva for a good laugh😁 😂 and the best stories!

[@tayoncemercadale8964]

“Nessa girl please don’t judge me” 😂

[@KelzG1]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I wasn't ready for the story twist lolol You're HILARIOUS!!

[@brittneypeters3493]

I got that gin in my system, somebody gonna be my victim!! I’ve grown since my college years.

[@stoyam7515]

Brittney Peters come through New Orleans!!!

[@audfosutv2500]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏾

[@tiyahclymer9780]

I’m in tears in the back of my Uber 😂😂😂😂😂. No judgment! Yasssssss Sis!

[@blessedb3226]

Woww! On the down low, and wife don't know..Smh!

[@kejuanlynette8531]

Scary as hell ain't it.

[@blessedb3226]

Right! Kejuan Lynette

[@foreignbae4383]

Biiiihhh you pulled a Jordyn Woods!! Babyyyy that ending was everything 😂😂

[@yayaminah7908]

Woooo I love these random days you have. Keep coming with the vids. Wait...5 people dislike this video? It’s been up 23 minutes? How?! Who messed up your day? Damn.

[@ilrock]

MAAAAAAANNNN!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂 I almost ran a red light listening to you tell this story. I think any person that has “LIVED” their life has ran into an issue or two like this but dam this was sunny funny and so real! Lol

[@kimbronson3520]

Q you should rent out a club for a meet and greet with your fans. You can charge and make money while getting drunk for free!!

[@therealkoolaidandkale]

I know that is late as hell, but I'd fa SHO come. 😆 I just discovered him 2 weeks ago and have been binge- watching his videos ever since. 🤣 Hell, that's why I'm here! On a 2 yr-old video lmao.

[@bebe8358]

@@therealkoolaidandkale I’m rewatching and agree I would love an event with the opportunity to party with Dineva and friends 😂

[@JustAshley03]

Lawd😲😲😲😲 Dineva this storytime was lit AF🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 please do more of these!

[@RJ-ur2dv]

Lawdt! Did Tim, "Mike friend with a Honda car down to the bar" see Tim "the freaky friend with the wife and kid" leave to mess with you? I wonder if anybody put 2 and 2 together and realize you had been 4 playing with both Tims that's apparently been "down with you like 4 flat tires with no rims?"

[@trishc8390]

👀

[@jhniyacampbell5286]

😂😂😂😂 you made my day. I know my coworker like what the hell she laughing at. Keep being you darling!

[@romyoeswyfe391]

I'm living for all these videos

[@CassieCas0106]

Nessa Girl!!!!! When I tell you this story made my whole day!! 😂😂😂 I’m crying.

[@piinkz30]

That is what makes things scary...these DL dudes NEED to let us know so we can choose smdh

[@kejuanlynette8531]

Exactly! I'm not judgmental, but I'm literally concerned for the health/safety of "Tim's" wife. That is not ok SMH. How long has this man been cheating on her with men. SMH

[@BS-ge5uj]

Yeah this is scary, not the men who sleep with 100s of women unprotectedly. Has 10 kids by 8 different women, because they love using protection. "Scary" code for HIV/Aids, as if they couldn't been safe and protected. Keep that same "scary" energy, when your man screwing half the block, because to me it sounds like old school homophobia hidden as concern.

[@yhatcher0926]

Dinevas personal stories are SIMPLY THE BEST!!.. & Halarious!!... My fav was #thecrabsstory... I hollered!... Not at the misfortune but the delivery hunny, was priceless!!

[@capntenille03]

Biiiitch the plot twist done fuked up the thang

[@natiaamoani7846]

You ever laughed so hard you stomach cramps and your cheeks hurt! OMG 🤣🤣🤣💀💀

[@s.lrichardson1903]

D Boo.. Not 1993 style and not R&B a bar da deaf.. lmao Alright now for the training wheels cause I had no clue.. school me! Get it get it in the bathroom D... Not a picture boo. Damn drunk dic pic and FaceTime gone put that spell on him D.. Did you say foo Lala For 2 hours yes one time for the 2 hours.. awww damn not a wife fix it Jesus... I live for your moment from the bar!

[@missj9879]

BOOOOY, I hope there is an equally hilarious sequel to this story. 😂😂😂😂😂 This tickled me.

[@roslynreed4154]

Lmfao...Miss Kenny needs to be on your show

[@kayluv33]

That was a good little lunchtime story sis! You had me act in a damn fool open this commissary at work and I don’t know what to tell em😂😂😂😂

[@kkrs1999]

Now you know his wife was probably watching this, striving it up, and putting two and two together

[@etorain1]

OMG i dont know which one is better. this storytime or the one where you got crabs. IM AM DYING!!!

[@JM-qg9bo]

This should have been called I hunched a married man.... lawd lawd, his wife. Smh

[@garyconner3569]

So funny glad your back missed you. Your stories are funnier than reality tv.

[@MOBBTheRightWay]

I was watching you at dawn bar u was on ig ctfu....I knew u was gone have a story

[@theworldaccording2cassie]

Woooooo! Do Jesus! Dineva, you can tell an ole' nasty story about being down to the bar where the Honda cars be! And boom, PLOT TWIST....WHET!? He's married! Yaaasss! Loved this story time!

[@andreeallen3311]

Hunty the tea.!! I need a friend like you a total mess

[@tennislover08]

CCHHIILLLEEEEEEE !!!!!! I cannot with this story!!!!!! This was a great video!!!!! And OMG I'm mad near the end when you were saying it was good you took that pause looked like Mama was having a flashback or was that just me LOL LOVING IT keep doing what you do!!!!

[@MsRed-0917]

Lol are you going to tell your friend????😂

[@nope_no_nunya.]

SHE KNOW NOW!!!😂😂😂😂

[@mickeyjnone3825]

I'm sittin in this damn DMV n was listening to Q and HOLLARD!!! This ole white fish looked at me crazy n all I could do was say, "this here is better than sittin here lookin at y'all's screwed up faces"!🤣🤣🤣

[@brookroberson6084]

Look I’m sure we’ve all been their🙏🤔 No judging 👏🏽👏🏽

[@assyragiles9874]

😆😆😆😆. I laffed the whole tyme u were tellin dis smh

[@tibbytx1]

Sleeping with your friend's new man? Uhhh, no.

[@stayceblackston7665]

I ain't Nava been there but I'm thinking about it.lol

[@queenjj201]

Nawwww to the hell we ait.

[@sharontillery7483]

@@queenjj201 ppl0

[@jocelynlewis9894]

😂😂😂 DINEVAAAA!! I am crying at this story you are so crazy!!

[@NaomiBrown1]

I giggled the whole time I watched this. #FunkyBunch

[@marienikole]

Gagggiinnggg. Doll this storytime is up there with the crabs. When I tell you my mouth flew open lmaaaooo

[@arianesmith8283]

This was some nice tea for lunch!

[@maury2559]

In hollered at the end! 😱 😂 I am here for your truth. 🤣

[@MS.lady100]

Nessa girl that's a whole lot of tea in a hot Miami night

[@tscott4442]

I love you! You are a hot mess! "His wife" too funny😂