Funniest Craziest Cellmate Story EVER! - Gerry Rowatt - Scotland Glasgow Gorbals

[@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL]

Watch full podcast: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eGqxaJaQjdyGoK8 MICHAEL FRANZESE UK TOUR TICKETS: tiny.cc/MF-remademan Sitdowns with Gangsters book: geni.us/SitdownswithGangsters Shaun Attwood's LinkTree: linktr.ee/shaunattwood

[@sammiewebsterx5789]

😂

[@Leo-dr4qm]

Hilarious

[@Eric66h712]

Shaun if you can mate have a word with Gerry, see if you can do anything to help him. Don’t think he’s in the best place at the moment. Cheers mate ❤

[@IrishGhost96]

Pissed the bed and blamed the blanket 😂

[@svengalisounds4471]

My nana used to say that, well mattress instead of blanket 😂

[@user-my9dx6dh5e]

You're on your own Tony, turn into a ninja, de-materialise 🤣🤣 that was fucking comical from start to finish. Brilliant

[@slavenpladou2319]

Unreal patter. It makes it even better that only us glesga folk understand every single word. Phenomenal haha

[@ShaareiZoharDaas]

American & I understand him as well it must be the Scottish DNA😂

[@HK_Musician]

I'm English and understand every word

[@imemine8605]

Im from yorkshire and i understand every word

[@stevenwyse584]

I'm from Newarthill and I understood him perfectly !!!

[@dougsmonsters4866]

Lol ken

[@aberamagold7509]

Once I figured out flare meant floor, I was good to go. The guy was hilarious with his deadpan way if telling a story.

[@williammcdowell4850]

It's fler

[@ryanboyce9646]

Dizzy turn through greed 🤣

[@PAULStevenson-c5z]

😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@HK_Musician]

Probably the funniest story I've ever heard 😂

[@chrlie557]

dematerialise, rematerialise, funniest thing I've ever heard 😂

[@user-ei7lf2on5t]

I couldn’t stop laughing at that for like 2 minutes straight 😂

[@ThomasMcleod-z7t]

Could listen to this guy all day lol

[@derrickhann7391]

My God this is one of the funniest 😂 things I’ve ever seen…pure 24 carat gold. All the best from 🇨🇦

[@ABhoodtcb]

When is Gerry coming back for round 2 podcast ?.. + loved the podcast Gerry was brill what a character he alright 👍🏻 have not laughed so hard in years tbh 😂😎👌🏻

[@alexblue6991]

Nowadays in Scotland you have to go to prison to see a doctor

[@pauln6803]

Nowadays in England, you have to pay if you want to see a doctor.

[@rossdavie7273]

Never a truer word fkn spoken mate.

[@kingsofScotland-eq8hw]

​@@pauln6803not if you are an asylum seeker .

[@julesmaher5637]

I cried watching this video love watching you lot, you crazy bunch

[@Leo-dr4qm]

Lol😂😂

[@outlaw3285]

This guy stories are better than blinks 😂 quality podcast.

[@birdsnest4350]

😂😂 funny….Love Scottish accent….I understand every word as my best friend from Glasgow…

[@dylancassin1656]

Genuinely one of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard. The bit about about throwing the tea bags in the piss was comedy gold

[@SuperLisalis]

Great hearing Shaun cracking up laughing.😊

[@michaelbogle4532]

Possibly the best glesga jail story ive ever heard 😂😂

[@TheFBATruth]

“Two sachets e sugar, didne even open ahm”

[@TheStiffUpperLipp]

funniest story iv heard in a long time, Gerry unbelievable mate. Brilliant, tears rolling down my face with laughter.

[@exportmc5445]

Amazing what a story, I've been listening to the full podcast periodically while driving to work and back, what an absolute treasure of human story telling here .

[@pamela7433]

❤😊GOOD CRAZY TALK FROM GLASGOW.

[@andrewcameron4904]

I am in tears watching this one of the best stories I have ever heard😂😂😂😂

[@adriantowe278]

I have watched this 7 times and it's still funny

[@bristol2002]

im crying man some of the funniest times of my life has been behind the door

[@Ken-eb8uo]

Only certain people will understand this but so true

[@Eboeasterhouse]

Brilliant Gerry 😂 I've been in with a few nutters on the bottom flat can relate to all this. Know Gerry Fae barlinnie great big guy. And love his stories about the jail. Good luck my friend doing a great job keep it up 👊❤️💯

[@Tt9tucker994]

ITS MADE HIM 10 TIMES WORSE 😂😂😂😂

[@AlanJOHNSTONE-u1w]

That was the funniest bit 😂😂

[@jakemacgill9868]

Was actually crying watching that 🤣

[@steeny9845]

One of the funniest stories I’ve ever heard you could actually go on stage with this thank you so much made my day 😂😂😂

[@thetaito]

Pished the bed and blamed the blankets! 🤣🤣🤣🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@TTShopWiz]

The way he told these story I felt like I was there spectating it all I'm crying with laughter 😂

[@RossNaylor-uq4jp]

😂 brilliant us jocks get all the fun and craziness

[@drankfrebin]

I could listen to this bloke for hours, gold

[@margaretwoods696]

Im from ROYSTON jst up the rd frm the Gorbals i dnt know Gerry personally but i could listen to his stories all day long he's really funny 😂😂😂 XXX

[@zCritic]

I must have listened to this story about a 100x! Literally the best story on KZbin! hahaa.😂😂

[@paultracey7278]

Thats the best hands down, he didn't even have to think about it, it happened, i shouldn't laugh but that was some story, gerry is the best story tellar ever😅

[@davelumsden8312]

Hilarious man. The patter is unreal. Not laughed so hard in a long time.

[@christysirishallotment1269]

this has to be one of the funniest stories I've ever heard and made all the more funny by The Thick Glasgow accent it was great. I found myself choking laughing along with you Sean couldn't breathe one of the best clips yet

[@thomasknight287]

Brilliant could listen to your story's all day 😂

[@stevie1234]

Wait till I get ma guitar 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[@benmorduff1976]

Bro was sid barret man 😂

[@stevenwyse584]

Literally pist masel laughing...Gerry is one of the best storey tellers ever x

[@edithrae2845]

Thanks for making me laugh hopefully you have more stories to tell. 😂😂😂

[@KrisHubbard-w5x]

The big man neeeeeeds 2 do a book ASAP 🎉😂🎉🥷🥷🥷🥷🍄🍄🫡

[@livaz123]

I’m from Newcastle and understand every word. What’s wrong with you people 😂

[@lilysslimefest]

That has to be one of the funnest stories av ever herd 😂

[@stevenquon1657]

Love ur channel! Always gonna have haters n trolls. U r appreciated by most, keep up the great stuff

[@shaunattwoodOFFICIAL]

Thanks, will do!

[@michealhand1001]

Those Trolls can in Sh1ite😂

[@michealhand1001]

Great you should have your own show on TV The2 of ya write a book on the subject Get people to send you stories from different prisons.

[@scotty493]

Best one yet!!!!

[@thetaito]

Priceless! Superb story telling 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿❤️ what a guy!

[@TheLoneliestManOnline]

*Dematerialize, rematerialize, dematerialize, rematerialize 😂😂😂 Turn into a ninja an dematerialize your on your own mate 🤣🤣🤣 and the tuning the imaginary guitar that shit had me fucking crying laughing so fucking hard I nearly pissed and shit myself at the same time💯*

[@vikinginspace4881]

😂😂 what a pisser of a story 😂 cracked me up

[@supercross23100]

I love listening to the bloke

[@Hideydo]

Best video on KZbin 😂 loved the bit "im beginning to think like him now" 😂

[@woodrude78]

Glasgow in the 90s were wild to say the least, Govan is where i grew up and it seemed there was stabbings, slashings and severe beatings doled out weekly, if you did murder someone and somehow you were actually caught you could get out after serving 8 out of 15 years, unreal

[@elizabethkemp3907]

There was more trouble double Monday books ❤😂

[@liamsmith7478]

Anyone who is feeling down listen to this guy. Outstanding.

[@pamela7433]

❤😂SHAUN GOT THE LAUGHING GAS.

[@PurebloodStalker]

It’s a blessing listening to my language! 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 awesome! 😂

[@roastedcowsheart8824]

“I took in dizzy turn due to greed”😂😂😂

[@anniejones1839]

Ooh Ive giggled out loud on my own. How did you survive that crazy cell mate lol ninja style 😂

[@vonickles5033]

Shaun, your laugh is so contagious

[@Clarkyboy.1]

I'll just dematerialize, rematerialize.. 😂😂😂

[@colinstewart8047]

Half yer audience hasn’t a clue about this hahaha now you know how we feel watching tv 😂😂😂😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿On you go big man EP obs mate hit me with it for ripping off the canteen lol 😂😂

[@Tt9tucker994]

This has had me in stitches

[@jamesgoddard6471]

That was a really good watch! 👏

[@jaysimpson7717]

5th time listening to this now 🤣🤣🤣

[@James-l8u6d]

Brilliant 💯💯🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿👍

[@deebee1795]

Seriously best interview ever !!!!!!!! 😂, took me 4 or 5 times to listen and understand!! lol dematerialize 😂

[@robertwoods-dc4wo]

aw Gerry the craic I'm in tears wu laughter Sean thanks m8😂

[@DedicatedMW3]

Man what have you done to me I can't stop 😅😅😅

[@andrewhowie8514]

Absolute class. Well done big man.

[@francisgreen8925]

Star Trekking across Bar L. 😂beam me up.

[@bulldog-lincspirits.4648]

Great channel great upload as always very interesting..all the best..ya have to listen carefully hes a very strong accent..god bless..❤ i had a cellmate similar who i had to ask screws ro get him th f out of my cell 😂😂

[@isyt1]

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@Eboeasterhouse]

Great channel Shaun love watching your podcasts. 🙏💯

[@pamela7433]

❤😊LOVE THE ACCENT EVEN THOUGH I DON'T UNDERSTAND. WOULD APPRECIATE SOME TRANSLATION. THANKS SHAUN.

[@dottieparker7274]

I don't either, but I love it, too! 🤣🤣🤣

[@pamela7433]

@@dottieparker7274 🙂❤️WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

[@rayjay6941]

There are subtitles available 👍🏼 (cc tab top of screen)

[@pamela7433]

​@@rayjay6941THANK YOU.

[@dalegribble7935]

We aw talk like that here in Glesga ✌️

[@AvertedVision]

"He actually sounded awrite, i actually thought i was going mad in here". 🤣🤣

[@drugsbunny7081]

Total class. The big mans patter is spot on. 😂

[@sunnydevilliers6767]

Best clip I've ever seen on KZbin Lovexthe Guest betterxthan francie Boyle This story I was laughing 20 mins xxx

[@tonymt2788]

Pishin myself laughing everytime 🤣

[@WitsHapninMukka]

Turn in eh a Ninja, dematerealise 🤣🤣. Bein fae Gezga, am sure it won't be long before a use this phrase lmao. Canny wait haha

[@wcraigburns3458]

Pmsl 😂😂😂😂 brilliant

[@garyfrench6536]

Hilarious story and made even more hilarious by the Jock accent. Sorry Yanks you're missing out.

[@davie8906]

Christ! That's a name from the past! I knew Gerry as a teen,what rogue.sound as a £ ('wahoo',' ginge' open-razor 'Havzy' etc)hinging about the sooside at the "citizens" Norfolk court,causing carnage,& scrapping with the cellik mob that hung about St Enoch,boxing on the suspension bridge,punters going to the toon in the buses from Vicky rd & soreheid rd. Happy daze! Remember it fondly. 😄YSC. YXC.

[@margaretwoods696]

I LOVE this guy's story's 😂😂😂

[@daviec2012]

Thanks

[@HappyChappy78]

I like how he talks naturally without trying so sound polite it’s doesn’t sound right when us common folk try to fake a posh accent if the world can’t understand us

[@PJ-YG1]

“I’m epileptic mate” 😂😂😂😂

[@ogNezzel]

This needs to be turned into a 15 min standup set, laughing from start to finish.

[@tomanderson8182]

what a talent talking through the nose no wit a meen an aw that lol lol lol

[@Eddy-l1e]

Amazing story listened to this a few times piss myself every time 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheDarkNikolai1]

Im from west yorkshire and ive never ever struggled to understand scot accents. Not sure what it is that people are struggling with honestly.

[@lauramclaughlin7814]

Gerry one of the nicest guys hope your keeping well Gerry

[@ratzinger5498]

A understand everything this guy is saying but he’s making everything up 😂😂

[@peigimorrison7737]

Irrelevant

[@334th_Hartmann]

"Hingmy" AKA "thingamajig" in English

[@roachitane]

Hingwy**

[@williamelliott9439]

Fkin brilliant man reminds me off some crackpots av had in way me up in bar l 😂😂😂😂😂

[@MilhalyTihany]

Old school Gorbals boy, Fuking brilliant

[@pamela7433]

❤😊GERRY IS A BORN COMEDIAN.

[@marcsmith4261]

One if the greatest stories I E ever heard! 😂😂😂

[@PaulBoyle-w3o]

I've heard that story off umpteen people fae bar🙄

[@PAULStevenson-c5z]

Great to be his co pilot

[@Suzannecumlin1888]

Met the bold Gerry yesterday🎉❤❤❤

[@paulclark1953]

Pure quality