funniest joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure

[@MineSerpent]

POV: Your bully is studying to go to med school.

[@CrossbredManiac]

Accurate

[@iampaapa]

i’ll deadass be taking notes 😂😂 while he talks

[@BjornUltimatum]

AU: Your bully is your med school professor.

[@thisisit6758]

999th like 😔

[@phoebes1370]

Omg how triggering would that be lmaoo

[@yi_olde_fashioned]

It keeps getting progressively more complex. I can’t wait until one day you get to a 30 minute video which just ends with “Your mom”

[@MattColbo]

literally was thinking about this yesterday hahaha, every 4 months or so just posting a your mom joke and each one gets longer lolol

[@ArchOwl]

Sasha Lemay He’s been recording it since he posted that comment.

[@mikeminzak3671]

Dave Chappelle?

[@SirArthurTheGreat]

@@MattColbo Great video, I have to assume it was Tom Scott inspired?

[@MisterItchy]

@Sasha Lemay He spent the last 4 months telling that joke to ... your mom.

[@thegoatguy573]

This is the weirdest, smartest, most thought out burn, I have ever heard

Etho is always a good source of those as well. Here is one of my favourite examples: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pouuanuHgJeeoJI

[@blueninja012]

@ I- I was not ready for any of that

[@alzheimersproof8211]

For real...

[@smartstuf1026]

If someone messes with me I will bring this up word for word and that’ll tell them to not get on my bad side 🤓

[@UltmtDestroyer]

Just like your heart

[@indecisive.325]

When he said "There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate." I knew that it was a "your mom" joke, but at that time I knew, in my heart, that it was too late. All I could do was brace myself for the final line. I am a fallen soldier in combat, boys.

[@matrixphijr]

To be your 70th like would be such a shameful act. So I'm not going to.

[@indecisive.325]

@@matrixphijr Thank you, my good man

[@TheInfantry98]

Or a civilian playing too much COD online

[@beardedragonboi]

o7

[@shim2dawg]

I did a masters research project in heart failure and this video is legit the best explanation of HF I have ever seen. No joke.

[@davebotmkii6895]

I can't like this, it'll mess up the numbers so I leave a dislike in good will

[@pffa9675]

Well Davidson is a very smooth read on this topic and has a small flowchart taking up a quarter of a page explaining all of this and more💯

[@ferociousmaliciousghost]

​@@davebotmkii6895Now you may replace it with a like in good will.

[@EllaGP22]

The longest setup ever and he just hit a home run.

[@takashimizutani1808]

Honestly this video felt cringy to me

[@thmadballerl840]

this video was fukn awesome

[@SwollyMammoth]

The marriage jokes at the beginning were loading up the bases and then he just hit a grand slam at the end

[@kinda_.punk749]

|-/

[@the_blind_hearing6]

@@takashimizutani1808 Your mom felt cringy to me

[@opalishmoth8591]

I was just educated by a “your mama” joke This is why I love the internet

[@theboywhocriedwolfatemyson2535]

Same

[@mihailmilev9909]

@Hamster Pile I would be there wheezing with you. Partly at the fact that you decided to share it while the whole class just looked at you, bc u thought it was funny. I see that as an admirable quality

[@Jamesdavey358]

Yo mama*

[@lop1657]

Thanks for the spoiler

[@lop1657]

@Hamster Pile who doesnt read the comments while watching?

[@SamBram]

The best thing about this joke is actually learning about an entire medical condition on the journey to the punchline

[@znkhwhy2822]

"maybe the true treasure wasn't the punchline but the medical conditions we learn about on the way" - Idk like, Jack Sparrow or something

[@mihailmilev9909]

@@znkhwhy2822 lol that actually made me laugh out loud

[@nathanthornton1382]

That’s the only thing about this joke

[@feliciapattinson9591]

@@znkhwhy2822 lmfao

[@AJay_of_Og]

The world needs more jokes like this

[@madeniquevanwyk]

When the jock has actually been listening to the nerd who's tutoring him and found a love of STEM

[@tavobenne]

I don't think medicine is part of STEM.

[@tavobenne]

@Smells Ahoy! I just finished a bachelor of science and medicine had nothing to do with it. I think traditionally STEM doesn't include medicine.

[@lifeontheledgerlines8394]

Medicine is science, but not all science is medicine @Tavis Bennett

[@tavobenne]

@@lifeontheledgerlines8394medicine is medicine. It is certainly debatable whether medicine is included in STEM. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science,_technology,_engineering,_and_mathematics

[@matrixphijr]

@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 Research is science. The actual practice of medicine? Mostly opinion and guesswork, educated though they might be.

[@NakulGanapathy]

He dribbled out the entire 24 second shot clock crossing every player up twice and then ran back to the half court line and hit a fade away nothing but net

[@matrixphijr]

Call him Matt _Curry._

[@MedlifeCrisis]

So this is what a cross between Tom Scott's and my channel would look like.

[@MattColbo]

all I need is a skeleton in the background and slightly less fashionable jeans Edit Note: The jeans comment was referencing Tom, not you Rohin, i'm sure you have the best jeans ;)

[@teddynebel]

Never thought to find you here. This is great

[@rockhock108]

Ah, now I know why this is in my recommendations. Medlife mentions Tom. And thus an easy task for the algorithm to assign it to me. 😁

[@abidur4rahman]

All the time I was thinking Rohin didn't have any jeans on. *galaxy brain*

[@EddyGurge]

Such a random Rohin sighting!

[@gamplie]

This explained CHF better than a whole semester of nursing course.

[@CB-lh4ph]

Fun fact: CHF is also the abbreviation for the swiss frank

[@chaotickreg7024]

@@CB-lh4ph How many Congestive Heart Failures for a waffle breakfast?

[@laurinneff4304]

@@CB-lh4ph I was confused bc I thought they were referring to the currency

[@joshkirkby8103]

CB to me I always read it as “cold hammer forged” cause they use that abbreviation for it on gun barrels

[@bbgun061]

Aside from the "left heart / right heart" thing...

[@wookie6659]

Not only that i laughed, but i also learned something. I appreciate you burning the hell out of me with this mom joke.

[@MattColbo]

oh any time my friend ANY TIME

[@Anankin12]

@@MattColbo even NOW?

[@Marquis-Sade]

@@Anankin12 Why not now?

[@vukathers]

Totally unrelated but hi Vukašin this is the first time I see someone with my name on the internet it is truly an honour

[@AnasHart]

“burning the hell out of me” Hmmmmmmmmm

[@EddyB_]

As someone who scans hearts for a living, this is actually surprisingly accurate.. Well done, Matt.

[@MattColbo]

thanks Edwin! :)

[@Rhinostinction]

I not only laughed, I spun on my chair and clapped while laughing. Then I turned back to say "Good joke sir" and the video had ended. The pacing of the punchline made my day.

[@giiwatt4189]

I feel like I’m watching a Tom Scott video but he’s also insulting me.

[@LalitoTV]

Educational passive agressiveness is quite a nice medium

[@LalitoTV]

Ever played portal? Yeah that

[@ThreeUnremarkableWords]

I thought the same! His speech patterns sound oddly similar

[@musicbugbear]

i literally found this video from a tom scott vid

[@DeadBread.]

Sooo true!

[@sk8rdman]

So this guy's sitting in class on his way through medical school. On the day he learns congestive heart failure can lead to rapid weight gain, he sees the potential for a killer joke. It might take a little bit of setup, he thinks, but it'll be worth it. This is the result.

[@vintagearisen]

KILLER JOKE

[@nateracing]

ChubbyEmu would be proud

[@mothwaltz4163]

Worth it!

[@jackd5181]

“Well gee golly, I mustn’t have enough fluid”

[@iswearimnormal6681]

Best part of the video let’s face it

[@rolandverde8771]

My grandmother after 3 hours of figuring out why her car stopped running

[@garrettcarr8689]

Lol

[@el_fucko]

Turns out my body is a boy in a 1950s sitcom, who knew!

[@Xanderqwerty123]

Of all the congestive heart faliure jokes in history, this is most certainly one of them.

[@drakehatch9171]

I used this in my science class. I had to do a project on the circulatory system, so I memorized an abridged version and let it loose. That was a good day.

[@talia2167]

"much like your parent's decision to try and save their marriage by having well... you." Pfft jokes on you. My parents married because I was born.

[@hevi0]

oh... oh no

[@Angel_Kittichik]

Oop, we got a bastard ova here! Jkjk, I'm sure you're very much loved.

[@farmboy_md3765]

same lol

[@marmina1283]

same 😗✌️

[@talia2167]

@@Angel_Kittichik they love me from time to time yea

[@doofs]

I love how indiscriminately the video cuts. The joke doesn't even need to finish, we all already know the punchline.

[@Yikeowsky]

why are you punching the line

[@doofs]

​@@Yikeowsky called my momma fat >:[

[@Yikeowsky]

@@doofs damn... that sure does suck

[@Redditard]

@@Yikeowsky No body calls my momma fat except ma dad :>]

[@liamia1060]

What is actually the punchline tho?

[@Sheriden.]

Showed this to my dad. He has congestive heart failure and cardiomyopathy. He laughed so had he stopped moving.

[@squippers5438]

Not funny, didn't laugh

[@mickey4125]

Well I laughed out loud, sir, thank you.

[@PurtyPurple]

...has he started moving again?

[@trick130o5]

@@PurtyPurple probably, just only by losing weight and falling off the chair because no one cared enough to check in on him

[@Sheriden.]

My dad actually does have heart problems. He’s coping with it though. He likes to makes jokes about it to keep things light.

[@zorakj]

My mom and an uncle were both recently hospitalized due to fluid based weight gain. Your explanation helped pull together all the things I’ve heard over the past few months. After being given diuretic via IV my mom lost 3 pounds overnight.

[@youtuberjestforfun9074]

this is one of those jokes where it takes so long for the punchline that you will be like "can you say that again?"

[@araradmanougian6731]

This was by far the most elaborate yo mama joke I have ever heard

[@smartstuf1026]

Making this joke is the equivalent of trying to reach the word number requirement on a school paper.

[@joshconnell8797]

Exactly

[@k8e717]

I came into this expecting absolutely nothing, but I'm leaving with a huge grin on my face, thank you.

[@aatsiii]

it's depressing that you are 100% correct from start to finish, every second of the video, painfully true.

[@jasonsharmamusic2925]

I have a story to tell. I would like to thank you for making me look smart in front of the class and teachers. I am a medical student in India. We were in the ward and there was a patient with ascites (fluid build up in the abdomen). The patient was already diagnosed with liver disease so the teacher asked us what other causes may be responsible for fluid build up in body tissues (oedema). There were 25 of us and each of us had to answer a different disease. I was the last one in line and every one said all the easy and obvious answers. I was starting to panic because I had nothing left to say. I was thinking hard and then I remembered this video. My turn finally came and I said congestive heart failure. The teacher was quite impressed because no one else actually thought of diseases of Cardiovascular system. This was the day I realised memes were to be my primary source of medical knowledge. Once again, thank you Matt.

[@MattColbo]

hahahahahaha can I share this on twitter this is fantastic Jason

[@jasonsharmamusic2925]

@@MattColbo sure Matt . It would be an honour❤️

[@Deathnotefan97]

I want to send this to my mother, because this is exactly her type of humor Problem is, my grandmother died from CHF back in June, and it feels a little too soon Can someone please reply to this comment in March 2021 to remind me to send her this? That should be enough time UPDATE: We did it guys! I showed this to my mother and she laughed. Mission accomplished, time to celebrate!

[@btat16]

If I'm alive, I'll remind you

[@Anankin12]

Ok, I'll set a google calendar event. If I don't reply by january 31st, 2021 and this video hasn't gone viral burying this comment, assume I died horribly.

[@randomlyrapid8996]

Commenting to see if this happens

[@Anankin12]

@@randomlyrapid8996 I actually saved the link to this video and made a Google Calendar event, it will happen if I don't die

[@mr.amazinggaming1153]

I'm just going to put this here

[@CantaloupeGames]

Congestive heart failure, my favourite comedy

[@MattColbo]

file it under comedy you didn't know you loved

[@svleda9145]

@@MattColbo Y E S

[@bigpapigay3681]

this literally was the most intelligently put your mom joke i’ve every heard

[@bigpapigay3681]

it’s a shame my mom hasn’t came back from the milk trip to hear it

[@MattColbo]

big papi gay this is good

[@amelia3841]

I zoned out for a second and then had to rewind cause i realised - this is actually the condition my dog has. And this was the most straight forward easy to follow explanation I've ever heard for it. If anyone asks what my dog has, I'll send them this video.

[@StewartFletcher]

It warms my heart to know that bullies don't have to be dumb jocks anymore. You Gen Zers have really broken down all preconceived social walls

[@asuka402]

This should be included in a comedy doctor show

[@MattColbo]

"come, let me check out your funny bone"

[@tylercraven2629]

MattColbo you made me sad

[@captainjirk9564]

Reminds me of something Cox from Scrubs would say

[@v6790]

Awkward silence for 2 minutes and 16 seconds... 1 second later.... Uncontrollable laughter

[@chaosawaits]

That's a great idea! They could name it after the clothing doctors wear, something like "White Coats" or... "Scrubs!"

[@hasbulla7345]

I feel personally attacked. 10/10 would watch again.

[@danielschwaiger142]

Him: “your mom” *video ends* Ad: “ oh oh oh oh reily, auto parts, wooah”

[@firstnamelastname6016]

To me it was more of Yow!

[@anthonystrangio]

More of an ow to me

[@Jabberjai]

yea it was an OW

[@Vize_David0404]

I thought it was ow

[@maxlevine5728]

It took me until 2:01 to realize it was a your mom joke lmfaoooo

[@amiralevine2806]

This was a your mom joke. A 2 minute 17 second mom joke. Time in my life I will never get back. And it was possibly the best 2 minutes and 17 seconds of my life. I'm laughing so hard I might be crying. This is the peak of humanity, the best think that I could ever hoped to have gained.

[@rickpolar]

You go into it knowing the inevitable outcome but you must remember: it's about the journey, not the destination with Mr. Colbo

[@MattColbo]

Rick gets it

[@max10dler]

I’ve got a teacher who stops class for the entire day to let you do, well, whatever you want, cancelling all work and homework that day as long as you can make him laugh out loud. He’s been at the school for 50 years and barely anyone had gotten him to do it. I’m 1000% sure this’d do it But it’s too damn long for me to memorize lmao

[@mmiisshhaa]

PLEEAASE try

[@v6790]

Just show him the video

[@sopapopp]

I believe in you

[@dr.redstone7980]

Did it work?

[@sbgaming7316]

I like to imagine this is the American college-student version of Tom Scott.

[@thorr18BEM]

SB Gaming , Americans don't say against like that 0:41

[@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630]

Canadian

[@EB-yp1wu]

Haha "American"

[@ultralinguistics3083]

Haha "American"

[@ta1os]

@@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630 Canada is in North America lol

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

This video has divine significance in my homeland of Australia where the "ya mum" joke is a cultural institution. Truly crafted by the gods.

[@maximushermanite]

“The best ‘your mom’ joke doesn’t exi-…”

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

This is exactly what Einstein says to you once you roast him and then he comes up with a comeback.

[@achyuthansanal]

Underrated comment!

[@se7ensinzz398]

I clicked on this video for a joke on congested heart failure, and yet I got so much more

[@PostManPatel]

Top tip. Don't say this to someone who's mother has heart problems. They may cry.

[@madide3978]

Oops

[@green0563]

Yeah, of course, don't joke about people's issues with them.

[@MannoMax]

I love how Matt goes on an entire university lecture, to set up a yo mama fat joke

[@rayden.richter]

My grandmother just passed away from CHF. I love her dearly, but I’m afraid if I send this video to my mom, she’ll never talk to me again

[@Chaarlie11]

I have conflicting feelings about this. IDK If I should laugh more, be educated or offended. Great job Matt

[@Chaarlie11]

Greetings from Argentina btw

[@MattColbo]

@@Chaarlie11 hahaha i love it! thanks my friend, say hello to some Argentinians for me!:)

[@maxwellkelly4667]

This was the funniest joke i've heard about chf today because it's the only joke about chf i've heard today.

[@drhentai]

it's the only joke about chf I've heard ever.

[@drhentai]

@LittleRedRhuari RRR shut up :)

[@v6790]

@@drhentai :(

[@oweeoh7895]

Imagine walking around and this guy comes up to you and tells this joke.

[@shrekcena1507]

I like that the title suggests that you will probably hear more congestive heart failure jokes after today and they will most likely be funnier than this one.

[@Flyman619]

“All that for a drop of blood.” -Thanos, Infinity War (2018)

[@lilijess4708]

Cool video, Matt. Is it just me or it looks like you're imitating Tom Scott. Keep up the good work 👍 - a random fan from Québec Edit: Whoahhhhh thank you so much for 394 likes. Unbelievable! ☺️ Well...turns out I'm a fortune-teller now 😂. Time to make 2021 predictions!

[@MattColbo]

hahaha not directly an imitation, but damn i love Tom

[@EspeonMistress00]

@@MattColbo Don't we all.

[@aditya95sriram]

@@MattColbo If only you had yelled "one take!" at the end of it

[@jonnda]

Fast forward 4 months...

[@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721]

This comment is prophetic.

[@landoncomella7454]

He's like an alternate universe Weird Al who became a doctor instead of a musician.

[@wesleyvezza7296]

Well i.do know your frother.and your brother name branndon.thibodeau.and your sister name cryistal thibodeau yes i do know you.3 kids i had as little babys they.were in a fosters homes when you was kids i might be your birth mom that had you 3

[@wesleyvezza7296]

I had 2 sons.and.a.doughter with your dad i was marryed to him. One time along timeago i had. a.baby name matthew john..thibodeau.a nother baby name branndon john thibodeau so.was your.dads wife im his ex wife. Would make your mom. Your real mother now so im looking.for my kids that i put them up befor and know them.as kids. John thibodeau was my housband along time but your dad is marryed to. Jannis thibodeau now i know her.to. on face.book

[@wesleyvezza7296]

Ask for. Barbara may thibodeau. Ok matt. I used to call my son.matt when he was a kid. And matthew

[@newta5208]

"Your left/right heart" Dude is talking to me like I'm a timelord

[@thewizard-edits]

He means ventricle chamber

[@julius855]

The fact that the punchline was so simple and stupid but so we'll set up is what got me

[@liannapfister8255]

I clicked this to see if I should send this to my mom, who does indeed have congestive heart failure. While I found it funny, I think she’ll find it rather flat.

[@dudamesh9541]

Ha! Cool. Assuming you are healthy, your heart when working normally, acts, sort of like a pump or rather, two pumps you see, your right heart expands to draw deoxygenated blood in from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in oxygenated blood from the lungs and then pumps it out to the rest of your stupid, misshapen bod. Now sometimes, irregularities can occur that prevent your heart from pumping properly. “Congestive Heart Failure,” is an interesting one. Say, your heart loses some of its contractile force due to high blood pressure, for example, this will result in the pooling of blood in your left heart, or left ventricle chamber, and in response to this, the cells in your left ventricle will enlarge to push against the higher circulatory resistance caused by the increase of blood pressure, which is a great solution, but only in the short term. Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, you. But because of these enlarged cells, the left ventricle chamber then becomes much smaller resulting in less blood being able to fill into it and because the blood coming into the left ventricle has nowhere to go, it begins to back up into the lungs and from there, because it’s all a cycle, it’ll back up into the right heart and then, you’ve got congestive heart failure on your hands. Not unlike, how the incessant, heated disagreements between your timeworn mother and father is also, on your hands. The name “congestive” heart failure though is apt because fluid then leaks into your alveolar air spaces making it difficult to breathe, and with all this, blood pressure increases, yet again, and the original hypertrophy of muscle cells in your left ventricle is no longer a help, and since the contractile force of your heart has decreased, it certainly can’t pump against the new, much higher resistance and because of that, your body, in response to the heart not pumping sufficient blood, thinks: “Well gee golly, Ha, I mustn’t have enough fluid!” so it tells your kidneys then, to return any liquid you take in, meaning you’ll retain a lot more water, which has to go somewhere, so it leaks into your legs, abdomen, and all over the body, and can result in the gaining of 2-3 pounds (0.9-1.3kg), per day! Which, as you can imagine, will cause rapid accumulation of total body weight and after just one month, someone afflicted by this disease could amass up to 100(45kg) extra pounds! There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate, by any other mechanism. And that is why, it seems as though it is the only rational explanation as to what must be happening to your mom. my heart is gone :((

[@RM-is9fn]

Bro holy shit, thank you lol this must have taken ages

[@raccoononarampage9249]

Le do Mhaim bro can you not copy comments anymore?

[@ambiguousaesthetic4170]

Respect for typing this out

[@RM-is9fn]

Raccoon On A Rampage no ur not able to but i just screenshotted it, went into google translate app set language French to English, put the picture in and I just copied the translation which was just the comment itself

[@valle2601]

BROOOO THANK YOU

[@Nachtara-nr1pv]

This dude did not just only teach you more about biology than any teacher could do in those 2 Minutes and 17 seconds, no. He also roastes half of a Million people in that amount of time. I'm impressed

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

I learned more about the heart just now than i have in all my years in school, and this is an educational video where you get insulted, if you think about it, if teachers taught like this kids would actually remember these things because either they were laughing at someone else when they learned something or they were being traumatized 😂 A+ every time

[@brendangagliano9934]

You sir are the king of yo momma jokes, this man just took me on a 2:17 trip about CHF just to end it with a yo momma joke ngl tho I actually learned something

[@drrakw2432]

when your highschool bully goes to college to get a Ph.D. and goes to medical school for 8 years, has a successful fulfilling life so he can professionally tell you your mother is fat

[@zeynepberil5901]

Gaining 3 pounds a day is not heart failure, it is lockdown.

[@anona2017]

My husband's mom died from congestive heart failure when he was little... Not going to show him this...

[@KoiNyle]

@@heartcomedy5 haaaaa😅

[@guysmiley6152]

@@heartcomedy5 she died b4 they got married idiot. She was never his mother in law

[@PredatorH2O]

Good call.

[@heartcomedy5]

@Robert Sallow, lol

[@oli4dj26]

Comments be like: “you weren’t searching for this video, it was in your recommended” “who gets this in 2020?” “When a video is this short, you know its gonna be a good one”

[@chixenlegjo]

I searched for this video

[@Anankin12]

I did search for this 5 or 6 separate times, the first one I was binge watching Matt

[@bobchen1]

As a medical student, I'm really impressed with the quality of it. It took us over 10 hours of lectures to learn about how high blood pressure can cause hypertrophy (although we also learn the cellular mechanisms). And then about how this causes a build up of fluid and eventually causes the kidneys to "compensate" by retaining fluid more. Well done!

[@MattColbo]

Thank you Bob! Definitely had some help from my Med Student friend Michael, so don't think some old fool like me could understand these things beyond a surface level, lolol. Best of luck in your studies :)

[@bobchen1]

@@MattColbo woah it's so cool you replied! As a token of my thanks, I dug out my old notes on it, and I'll provide some more details for the weirdo that wants to learn more about your mum. When the left heart begins to hypertrophy, it begins to eject a smaller fraction of blood in an already reduced chamber due to the thickening. This is partially due to the increased force of contraction used to overcome the hypertension also crushes the coronary arterties that supply blood to the heart itself. This will reduce the fuel the heart has to contract. Interestingly, there are 2 forms of hypertrophy. Another form, caused by excess volume entering is called eccentric hypertrophy where the heart wall becomes thinner and more blood fills. However, this increases wall stress, which increases the likelihood of heart failure. To elaborate on why the kidney does the weird thing, it's because when heart failure occurs, less blood is pumped. Thus less blood reaches the kidneys which it sees as alarming and reduces urine production. Hence more blood fluid and more issues for your failing heart.

[@bethhayes1]

Brilliant!! Im a nurse and this is the best overall description ever of CHF.

[@sarahlarkey626]

The first ‘your mom’ joke that I have A) been fully invested in, and B) laughed out loud at Thank you

[@Manu-et9rj]

I was wondering how you would pull off a ur mom joke while talking about this... you didn't fail to surprise me

[@Roescoe]

As soon as he mentioned weight I knew the end result, when he started tracing the blood and other stuff I was guessing it was to do with something increasing.

[@miniaturerose2805]

Damn. He got me. I wasn't prepared for a "yo mama joke" like this

[@ElazarY]

I’ll admit- that gave me a massive stupid grin. Well done!

[@jo.comics]

I didn't expect to be insulted and taught something at the same time. This truly was a strange rollercoaster.

[@ryanstackpole1496]

These are by far my favorite videos you produce! Short and sweet and right to the point! Very good job! I don’t think some people may realize the effort put into these videos, even though they are short. Keep up the good work! You are gonna make it big!

[@MattColbo]

Ryan Stackpole thanks Stacksy! That’s very nice of you, this one certainly did take a while lol, appreciate the kind words buddy

[@kreyzgr5167]

0:47 bold of you to assume that i was a decision

[@gabbyslife4965]

Omg those 0:25 first seconds were explained waaay better than my Medical terminology teacher. She explained it 7 times yesterday during class. Students weren't getting it. I just got it in 25 secs. Thank you!

[@greasy2250]

Some may question why your blood pressure could rise so high, but he clearly states why when he repetitively brings up the fact that your parents are in an unhappy marriage

[@ToxicNeon]

Man, i sure do love when a yo mama joke comes out of nowhere. Honestly the best way to play thst joke.

[@AaronTheUltima]

“ Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, *you* “

[@jamman3921]

1:40 my abusive father after his 13th pint of beer

[@GenNTiva]

Ngl this is the very first your mom joke that made me “chuckle”. The rest is just “😑”.

[@thecowzom]

Showed this to my mom and found out she actually had this, thanks man.

[@MCisAwesome95]

This is legit the most elaborate and complex Your Mom joke I've ever heard

[@f63246]

my favourite channel im happy thank u

[@MattColbo]

thank you hchxvj ucuffu

[@Anton-q1y]

How come I know the end of the joke before you even get started?

[@jamesultron854]

The wind was literally going wild as this guy was roasting my entire existence. Damn! Thanks life

[@maxhess3151]

I need this guy teaching my college classes.

[@timg2727]

This is the time in my 40 years that I've understood the mechanisms of congestive heart failure.

[@Inflake]

“Assuming you are healthy...” What do you mean ‘assume’?👀

[@onemanarmyoma0155]

That's what shé said

[@MarkARoutt]

Actually yes, that is what was happening to my mom. Thank you for helping us save her.

[@szeverholdosi8099]

Ceeya all when this is randomly recommended to everyone

[@MJUltra42]

I'm here now

[@TheMovieSequelDude49]

It just did.

[@default632]

Yes

[@hiimdanii]

Hi it is me, the person

[@benjaminbaumgardner7620]

Went to physical therapy school and pretty sure this explanation took almost a whole hour of lecture. Very nice

[@oscarrr6]

Huge respect for the subtitles that don't spoil the joke before you say it.

[@grizzlyjimmy135]

“Well gee golly I musn’t have enough fluid”

[@assailant8722]

"Can we have Tom Scott?" "We have Tom Scott at home" Tom Scott at home:

[@mikkolukas]

... all the time I was expecting you to break into: "or - is it? Hey! Vsauce, Michel here...."

[@tissuepaper9962]

I involuntarily heard the "VSauce intrigue" chord while reading this.

[@austinsus13194A]

This beats out all the other jokes about congestive heart failure I’ve heard today.

[@hawk_flawk]

The world’s most perfect Tom Scott impression