funniest joke you'll hear today about congestive heart failure

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MattColbo

MattColbo

4 жыл бұрын

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@yi_olde_fashioned
@yi_olde_fashioned 4 жыл бұрын
It keeps getting progressively more complex. I can’t wait until one day you get to a 30 minute video which just ends with “Your mom”
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
literally was thinking about this yesterday hahaha, every 4 months or so just posting a your mom joke and each one gets longer lolol
@ArchOwl
@ArchOwl 3 жыл бұрын
Sasha Lemay He’s been recording it since he posted that comment.
@mikeminzak3671
@mikeminzak3671 3 жыл бұрын
Dave Chappelle?
@SirArthurTheGreat
@SirArthurTheGreat 2 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo Great video, I have to assume it was Tom Scott inspired?
@MisterItchy
@MisterItchy Жыл бұрын
@Sasha Lemay He spent the last 4 months telling that joke to ... your mom.
@MineSerpent
@MineSerpent 3 жыл бұрын
POV: Your bully is studying to go to med school.
@CrossbredManiac
@CrossbredManiac 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@iampaapa
@iampaapa 3 жыл бұрын
i’ll deadass be taking notes 😂😂 while he talks
@BjornUltimatum
@BjornUltimatum 3 жыл бұрын
AU: Your bully is your med school professor.
@thisisit6758
@thisisit6758 3 жыл бұрын
999th like 😔
@phoebes1370
@phoebes1370 3 жыл бұрын
Omg how triggering would that be lmaoo
@indecisive.dice.roll.325
@indecisive.dice.roll.325 3 жыл бұрын
When he said "There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate." I knew that it was a "your mom" joke, but at that time I knew, in my heart, that it was too late. All I could do was brace myself for the final line. I am a fallen soldier in combat, boys.
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 3 жыл бұрын
To be your 70th like would be such a shameful act. So I'm not going to.
@indecisive.dice.roll.325
@indecisive.dice.roll.325 3 жыл бұрын
@@matrixphijr Thank you, my good man
@TheInfantry98
@TheInfantry98 3 жыл бұрын
Or a civilian playing too much COD online
@beardedragonboi3881
@beardedragonboi3881 Жыл бұрын
o7
@shim2dawg
@shim2dawg 3 жыл бұрын
I did a masters research project in heart failure and this video is legit the best explanation of HF I have ever seen. No joke.
@davebotmkii6895
@davebotmkii6895 2 жыл бұрын
I can't like this, it'll mess up the numbers so I leave a dislike in good will
@pffa9675
@pffa9675 Жыл бұрын
Well Davidson is a very smooth read on this topic and has a small flowchart taking up a quarter of a page explaining all of this and more💯
@ferociousmaliciousghost
@ferociousmaliciousghost 7 ай бұрын
​@@davebotmkii6895Now you may replace it with a like in good will.
@SamBram
@SamBram 3 жыл бұрын
The best thing about this joke is actually learning about an entire medical condition on the journey to the punchline
@znkhwhy2822
@znkhwhy2822 3 жыл бұрын
"maybe the true treasure wasn't the punchline but the medical conditions we learn about on the way" - Idk like, Jack Sparrow or something
@mihailmilev9909
@mihailmilev9909 3 жыл бұрын
@@znkhwhy2822 lol that actually made me laugh out loud
@nathanthornton1382
@nathanthornton1382 3 жыл бұрын
That’s the only thing about this joke
@feliciapattinson9591
@feliciapattinson9591 3 жыл бұрын
@@znkhwhy2822 lmfao
@AJay_of_Og
@AJay_of_Og Жыл бұрын
The world needs more jokes like this
@thegoatguy573
@thegoatguy573 4 жыл бұрын
This is the weirdest, smartest, most thought out burn, I have ever heard
@FabianRoling
@FabianRoling 3 жыл бұрын
Etho is always a good source of those as well. Here is one of my favourite examples: kzbin.info/www/bejne/pouuanuHgJeeoJI
@blueninja012
@blueninja012 3 жыл бұрын
@@FabianRoling I- I was not ready for any of that
@alzheimersproof8211
@alzheimersproof8211 3 жыл бұрын
For real...
@smartstuf1026
@smartstuf1026 3 жыл бұрын
If someone messes with me I will bring this up word for word and that’ll tell them to not get on my bad side 🤓
@UltmtDestroyer
@UltmtDestroyer 3 жыл бұрын
Just like your heart
@madeniquevanwyk
@madeniquevanwyk 3 жыл бұрын
When the jock has actually been listening to the nerd who's tutoring him and found a love of STEM
@tavobenne
@tavobenne 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think medicine is part of STEM.
@tavobenne
@tavobenne 3 жыл бұрын
@Smells Ahoy! I just finished a bachelor of science and medicine had nothing to do with it. I think traditionally STEM doesn't include medicine.
@lifeontheledgerlines8394
@lifeontheledgerlines8394 3 жыл бұрын
Medicine is science, but not all science is medicine @Tavis Bennett
@tavobenne
@tavobenne 3 жыл бұрын
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394medicine is medicine. It is certainly debatable whether medicine is included in STEM. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science,_technology,_engineering,_and_mathematics
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 3 жыл бұрын
@@lifeontheledgerlines8394 Research is science. The actual practice of medicine? Mostly opinion and guesswork, educated though they might be.
@EddyB_
@EddyB_ 3 жыл бұрын
As someone who scans hearts for a living, this is actually surprisingly accurate.. Well done, Matt.
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
thanks Edwin! :)
@MedlifeCrisis
@MedlifeCrisis 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what a cross between Tom Scott's and my channel would look like.
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
all I need is a skeleton in the background and slightly less fashionable jeans Edit Note: The jeans comment was referencing Tom, not you Rohin, i'm sure you have the best jeans ;)
@teddynebel
@teddynebel 3 жыл бұрын
Never thought to find you here. This is great
@rockhock108
@rockhock108 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, now I know why this is in my recommendations. Medlife mentions Tom. And thus an easy task for the algorithm to assign it to me. 😁
@abidurrahman7338
@abidurrahman7338 3 жыл бұрын
All the time I was thinking Rohin didn't have any jeans on. *galaxy brain*
@EddyGurge
@EddyGurge 3 жыл бұрын
Such a random Rohin sighting!
@EllaGP22
@EllaGP22 3 жыл бұрын
The longest setup ever and he just hit a home run.
@takashimizutani1808
@takashimizutani1808 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly this video felt cringy to me
@thmadballerl840
@thmadballerl840 3 жыл бұрын
this video was fukn awesome
@SwollyMammoth
@SwollyMammoth 3 жыл бұрын
The marriage jokes at the beginning were loading up the bases and then he just hit a grand slam at the end
@kinda_.punk749
@kinda_.punk749 3 жыл бұрын
|-/
@the_blind_hearing6
@the_blind_hearing6 3 жыл бұрын
@@takashimizutani1808 Your mom felt cringy to me
@NakulGanapathy
@NakulGanapathy 3 жыл бұрын
He dribbled out the entire 24 second shot clock crossing every player up twice and then ran back to the half court line and hit a fade away nothing but net
@matrixphijr
@matrixphijr 3 жыл бұрын
Call him Matt _Curry._
@Rhinostinction
@Rhinostinction 2 жыл бұрын
I not only laughed, I spun on my chair and clapped while laughing. Then I turned back to say "Good joke sir" and the video had ended. The pacing of the punchline made my day.
@giiwatt4189
@giiwatt4189 3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I’m watching a Tom Scott video but he’s also insulting me.
@LalitoTV
@LalitoTV 3 жыл бұрын
Educational passive agressiveness is quite a nice medium
@LalitoTV
@LalitoTV 3 жыл бұрын
Ever played portal? Yeah that
@ThreeUnremarkableWords
@ThreeUnremarkableWords 3 жыл бұрын
I thought the same! His speech patterns sound oddly similar
@musicbugbear
@musicbugbear 3 жыл бұрын
i literally found this video from a tom scott vid
@DeadBread.
@DeadBread. 3 жыл бұрын
Sooo true!
@opalishmoth8591
@opalishmoth8591 3 жыл бұрын
I was just educated by a “your mama” joke This is why I love the internet
@theboywhocriedwolfatemyson2535
@theboywhocriedwolfatemyson2535 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@mihailmilev9909
@mihailmilev9909 3 жыл бұрын
@Hamster Pile I would be there wheezing with you. Partly at the fact that you decided to share it while the whole class just looked at you, bc u thought it was funny. I see that as an admirable quality
@Jamesdavey358
@Jamesdavey358 3 жыл бұрын
Yo mama*
@lop1657
@lop1657 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the spoiler
@lop1657
@lop1657 3 жыл бұрын
@Hamster Pile who doesnt read the comments while watching?
@Xanderqwerty123
@Xanderqwerty123 Жыл бұрын
Of all the congestive heart faliure jokes in history, this is most certainly one of them.
@octolinggrimm6387
@octolinggrimm6387 2 жыл бұрын
Perhaps the best video on this platform.
@gamplie
@gamplie 3 жыл бұрын
This explained CHF better than a whole semester of nursing course.
@CB-lh4ph
@CB-lh4ph 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: CHF is also the abbreviation for the swiss frank
@chaotickreg7024
@chaotickreg7024 3 жыл бұрын
@@CB-lh4ph How many Congestive Heart Failures for a waffle breakfast?
@laurinneff4304
@laurinneff4304 3 жыл бұрын
@@CB-lh4ph I was confused bc I thought they were referring to the currency
@joshkirkby8103
@joshkirkby8103 3 жыл бұрын
CB to me I always read it as “cold hammer forged” cause they use that abbreviation for it on gun barrels
@bbgun061
@bbgun061 3 жыл бұрын
Aside from the "left heart / right heart" thing...
@wookie6659
@wookie6659 4 жыл бұрын
Not only that i laughed, but i also learned something. I appreciate you burning the hell out of me with this mom joke.
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
oh any time my friend ANY TIME
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo even NOW?
@Marquis-Sade
@Marquis-Sade 3 жыл бұрын
@@Anankin12 Why not now?
@vukathers
@vukathers 3 жыл бұрын
Totally unrelated but hi Vukašin this is the first time I see someone with my name on the internet it is truly an honour
@AnasHart
@AnasHart 3 жыл бұрын
“burning the hell out of me” Hmmmmmmmmm
@chrisshelswell3222
@chrisshelswell3222 Жыл бұрын
You my friend are fantastic! Keep up the amazing work!
@stay-at-homeson8668
@stay-at-homeson8668 3 жыл бұрын
This is a work of art
@Sheriden.
@Sheriden. 3 жыл бұрын
Showed this to my dad. He has congestive heart failure and cardiomyopathy. He laughed so had he stopped moving.
@squippers5438
@squippers5438 3 жыл бұрын
Not funny, didn't laugh
@mickey4125
@mickey4125 3 жыл бұрын
Well I laughed out loud, sir, thank you.
@PurtyPurple
@PurtyPurple 3 жыл бұрын
...has he started moving again?
@trick130o5
@trick130o5 3 жыл бұрын
@@PurtyPurple probably, just only by losing weight and falling off the chair because no one cared enough to check in on him
@Sheriden.
@Sheriden. 3 жыл бұрын
My dad actually does have heart problems. He’s coping with it though. He likes to makes jokes about it to keep things light.
@jackd5181
@jackd5181 3 жыл бұрын
“Well gee golly, I mustn’t have enough fluid”
@iswearimnormal6681
@iswearimnormal6681 3 жыл бұрын
Best part of the video let’s face it
@rolandverde8771
@rolandverde8771 3 жыл бұрын
My grandmother after 3 hours of figuring out why her car stopped running
@garrettcarr8689
@garrettcarr8689 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@el_fucko
@el_fucko Жыл бұрын
Turns out my body is a boy in a 1950s sitcom, who knew!
@aatsiii
@aatsiii 2 жыл бұрын
it's depressing that you are 100% correct from start to finish, every second of the video, painfully true.
@maxlevine5728
@maxlevine5728 3 жыл бұрын
It took me until 2:01 to realize it was a your mom joke lmfaoooo
@doofs
@doofs 3 жыл бұрын
I love how indiscriminately the video cuts. The joke doesn't even need to finish, we all already know the punchline.
@Yikeowsky
@Yikeowsky 3 жыл бұрын
why are you punching the line
@doofs
@doofs 3 жыл бұрын
​@@Yikeowsky called my momma fat >:[
@Yikeowsky
@Yikeowsky 3 жыл бұрын
@@doofs damn... that sure does suck
@Redditard
@Redditard 3 жыл бұрын
@@Yikeowsky No body calls my momma fat except ma dad :>]
@liamia1060
@liamia1060 3 жыл бұрын
What is actually the punchline tho?
@talia2167
@talia2167 3 жыл бұрын
"much like your parent's decision to try and save their marriage by having well... you." Pfft jokes on you. My parents married because I was born.
@hevi0
@hevi0 3 жыл бұрын
oh... oh no
@Angel_Kittichik
@Angel_Kittichik 3 жыл бұрын
Oop, we got a bastard ova here! Jkjk, I'm sure you're very much loved.
@farmboy_md3765
@farmboy_md3765 3 жыл бұрын
same lol
@marmina1283
@marmina1283 3 жыл бұрын
same 😗✌️
@talia2167
@talia2167 3 жыл бұрын
@@Angel_Kittichik they love me from time to time yea
@juliehaines2135
@juliehaines2135 3 жыл бұрын
Bravo dude this is so great
@zorakj
@zorakj Жыл бұрын
My mom and an uncle were both recently hospitalized due to fluid based weight gain. Your explanation helped pull together all the things I’ve heard over the past few months. After being given diuretic via IV my mom lost 3 pounds overnight.
@sk8rdman
@sk8rdman 3 жыл бұрын
So this guy's sitting in class on his way through medical school. On the day he learns congestive heart failure can lead to rapid weight gain, he sees the potential for a killer joke. It might take a little bit of setup, he thinks, but it'll be worth it. This is the result.
@vintagearisen
@vintagearisen 3 жыл бұрын
KILLER JOKE
@nateracing
@nateracing 2 жыл бұрын
ChubbyEmu would be proud
@mothwaltz4163
@mothwaltz4163 Жыл бұрын
Worth it!
@Deathnotefan97
@Deathnotefan97 3 жыл бұрын
I want to send this to my mother, because this is exactly her type of humor Problem is, my grandmother died from CHF back in June, and it feels a little too soon Can someone please reply to this comment in March 2021 to remind me to send her this? That should be enough time UPDATE: We did it guys! I showed this to my mother and she laughed. Mission accomplished, time to celebrate!
@btat16
@btat16 3 жыл бұрын
If I'm alive, I'll remind you
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 3 жыл бұрын
Ok, I'll set a google calendar event. If I don't reply by january 31st, 2021 and this video hasn't gone viral burying this comment, assume I died horribly.
@randomlyrapid8996
@randomlyrapid8996 3 жыл бұрын
Commenting to see if this happens
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 3 жыл бұрын
@@randomlyrapid8996 I actually saved the link to this video and made a Google Calendar event, it will happen if I don't die
@mr.amazinggaming1153
@mr.amazinggaming1153 3 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to put this here
@emmeeemm
@emmeeemm Жыл бұрын
Take my like and get out. Perfect delivery. Well played. I lol'd much harder than I expected to in the moments immediately following some fascinating learning.
@reggiepaulk
@reggiepaulk 2 жыл бұрын
Best explanation on KZbin. You’ve got a gift!
@smartstuf1026
@smartstuf1026 3 жыл бұрын
Making this joke is the equivalent of trying to reach the word number requirement on a school paper.
@joshconnell8797
@joshconnell8797 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@araradmanougian6731
@araradmanougian6731 4 жыл бұрын
This was by far the most elaborate yo mama joke I have ever heard
@aikoc6712
@aikoc6712 3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing. Just perfection.
@brendangagliano9934
@brendangagliano9934 3 жыл бұрын
You sir are the king of yo momma jokes, this man just took me on a 2:17 trip about CHF just to end it with a yo momma joke ngl tho I actually learned something
@k8e717
@k8e717 3 жыл бұрын
I came into this expecting absolutely nothing, but I'm leaving with a huge grin on my face, thank you.
@CantaloupeGames
@CantaloupeGames 4 жыл бұрын
Congestive heart failure, my favourite comedy
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
file it under comedy you didn't know you loved
@svleda9145
@svleda9145 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo Y E S
@mr_quabby8515
@mr_quabby8515 Жыл бұрын
This has got to be my favourite video, ever.
@drrakw2432
@drrakw2432 3 жыл бұрын
when your highschool bully goes to college to get a Ph.D. and goes to medical school for 8 years, has a successful fulfilling life so he can professionally tell you your mother is fat
@bigpapigay3681
@bigpapigay3681 4 жыл бұрын
this literally was the most intelligently put your mom joke i’ve every heard
@bigpapigay3681
@bigpapigay3681 4 жыл бұрын
it’s a shame my mom hasn’t came back from the milk trip to hear it
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
big papi gay this is good
@asuka402
@asuka402 4 жыл бұрын
This should be included in a comedy doctor show
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
"come, let me check out your funny bone"
@tylercraven2629
@tylercraven2629 3 жыл бұрын
MattColbo you made me sad
@captainjirk9564
@captainjirk9564 3 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of something Cox from Scrubs would say
@v6790
@v6790 3 жыл бұрын
Awkward silence for 2 minutes and 16 seconds... 1 second later.... Uncontrollable laughter
@chaosawaits
@chaosawaits 3 жыл бұрын
That's a great idea! They could name it after the clothing doctors wear, something like "White Coats" or... "Scrubs!"
@jray4131
@jray4131 Жыл бұрын
Not at all what I expected. That was great!
@MisatoBestWoman
@MisatoBestWoman Жыл бұрын
This video is simply incredible the way it is delivered is without question simply amazing!
@hasbulla7345
@hasbulla7345 3 жыл бұрын
I feel personally attacked. 10/10 would watch again.
@rickpolar
@rickpolar 3 жыл бұрын
You go into it knowing the inevitable outcome but you must remember: it's about the journey, not the destination with Mr. Colbo
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 3 жыл бұрын
Rick gets it
@MrCandeiasjr
@MrCandeiasjr 3 жыл бұрын
I've never been so invested in a video like this one
@cjdude46
@cjdude46 2 жыл бұрын
Love how he leads us on with the divorce references as I'd it was the main joke so he could sneak in the Yo Mama joke.
@sbgaming7316
@sbgaming7316 3 жыл бұрын
I like to imagine this is the American college-student version of Tom Scott.
@thorr18BEM
@thorr18BEM 3 жыл бұрын
SB Gaming , Americans don't say against like that 0:41
@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630
@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630 3 жыл бұрын
Canadian
@EB-yp1wu
@EB-yp1wu 3 жыл бұрын
Haha "American"
@ultralinguistics3083
@ultralinguistics3083 3 жыл бұрын
Haha "American"
@ta1os
@ta1os 3 жыл бұрын
@@Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj630 Canada is in North America lol
@danielschwaiger142
@danielschwaiger142 3 жыл бұрын
Him: “your mom” *video ends* Ad: “ oh oh oh oh reily, auto parts, wooah”
@firstnamelastname6016
@firstnamelastname6016 3 жыл бұрын
To me it was more of Yow!
@anthonystrangio
@anthonystrangio 3 жыл бұрын
More of an ow to me
@Jabberjai
@Jabberjai 3 жыл бұрын
yea it was an OW
@Vize_David0404
@Vize_David0404 3 жыл бұрын
I thought it was ow
@Flyman619
@Flyman619 3 жыл бұрын
“All that for a drop of blood.” -Thanos, Infinity War (2018)
@blitztcw6067
@blitztcw6067 3 жыл бұрын
Showed this to my mom and found out she actually had this, thanks man.
@max10dler
@max10dler 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve got a teacher who stops class for the entire day to let you do, well, whatever you want, cancelling all work and homework that day as long as you can make him laugh out loud. He’s been at the school for 50 years and barely anyone had gotten him to do it. I’m 1000% sure this’d do it But it’s too damn long for me to memorize lmao
@mmiisshhaa
@mmiisshhaa 3 жыл бұрын
PLEEAASE try
@v6790
@v6790 3 жыл бұрын
Just show him the video
@sopapopp
@sopapopp 3 жыл бұрын
I believe in you
@dr.redstone7980
@dr.redstone7980 Жыл бұрын
Did it work?
@dudamesh9541
@dudamesh9541 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! Cool. Assuming you are healthy, your heart when working normally, acts, sort of like a pump or rather, two pumps you see, your right heart expands to draw deoxygenated blood in from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in oxygenated blood from the lungs and then pumps it out to the rest of your stupid, misshapen bod. Now sometimes, irregularities can occur that prevent your heart from pumping properly. “Congestive Heart Failure,” is an interesting one. Say, your heart loses some of its contractile force due to high blood pressure, for example, this will result in the pooling of blood in your left heart, or left ventricle chamber, and in response to this, the cells in your left ventricle will enlarge to push against the higher circulatory resistance caused by the increase of blood pressure, which is a great solution, but only in the short term. Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, you. But because of these enlarged cells, the left ventricle chamber then becomes much smaller resulting in less blood being able to fill into it and because the blood coming into the left ventricle has nowhere to go, it begins to back up into the lungs and from there, because it’s all a cycle, it’ll back up into the right heart and then, you’ve got congestive heart failure on your hands. Not unlike, how the incessant, heated disagreements between your timeworn mother and father is also, on your hands. The name “congestive” heart failure though is apt because fluid then leaks into your alveolar air spaces making it difficult to breathe, and with all this, blood pressure increases, yet again, and the original hypertrophy of muscle cells in your left ventricle is no longer a help, and since the contractile force of your heart has decreased, it certainly can’t pump against the new, much higher resistance and because of that, your body, in response to the heart not pumping sufficient blood, thinks: “Well gee golly, Ha, I mustn’t have enough fluid!” so it tells your kidneys then, to return any liquid you take in, meaning you’ll retain a lot more water, which has to go somewhere, so it leaks into your legs, abdomen, and all over the body, and can result in the gaining of 2-3 pounds (0.9-1.3kg), per day! Which, as you can imagine, will cause rapid accumulation of total body weight and after just one month, someone afflicted by this disease could amass up to 100(45kg) extra pounds! There is effectively no way that a human being could gain weight at this rate, by any other mechanism. And that is why, it seems as though it is the only rational explanation as to what must be happening to your mom. my heart is gone :((
@RM-is9fn
@RM-is9fn 3 жыл бұрын
Bro holy shit, thank you lol this must have taken ages
@raccoononarampage9249
@raccoononarampage9249 3 жыл бұрын
Le do Mhaim bro can you not copy comments anymore?
@ambiguousaesthetic4170
@ambiguousaesthetic4170 3 жыл бұрын
Respect for typing this out
@RM-is9fn
@RM-is9fn 3 жыл бұрын
Raccoon On A Rampage no ur not able to but i just screenshotted it, went into google translate app set language French to English, put the picture in and I just copied the translation which was just the comment itself
@valle2601
@valle2601 3 жыл бұрын
BROOOO THANK YOU
@MathidiotPlays
@MathidiotPlays 3 жыл бұрын
I just realized this was all in one take. Holy cow, kuddos.
@cassiaprior453
@cassiaprior453 Жыл бұрын
Boi, you're awesome. That joke was tremendous. It was beautiful, amazing, your projection was on point, and I think you for making me laugh so much today XD
@Chaarlie11
@Chaarlie11 4 жыл бұрын
I have conflicting feelings about this. IDK If I should laugh more, be educated or offended. Great job Matt
@Chaarlie11
@Chaarlie11 4 жыл бұрын
Greetings from Argentina btw
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
@@Chaarlie11 hahaha i love it! thanks my friend, say hello to some Argentinians for me!:)
@maxwellkelly4667
@maxwellkelly4667 3 жыл бұрын
This was the funniest joke i've heard about chf today because it's the only joke about chf i've heard today.
@drhentai
@drhentai 3 жыл бұрын
it's the only joke about chf I've heard ever.
@drhentai
@drhentai 3 жыл бұрын
@LittleRedRhuari RRR shut up :)
@v6790
@v6790 3 жыл бұрын
@@drhentai :(
@justinnewman13
@justinnewman13 Жыл бұрын
Bro you need to come out with more of these they are the classics
@littlewolf5014
@littlewolf5014 3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing also I was not expecting that ending
@lilijess4708
@lilijess4708 4 жыл бұрын
Cool video, Matt. Is it just me or it looks like you're imitating Tom Scott. Keep up the good work 👍 - a random fan from Québec Edit: Whoahhhhh thank you so much for 394 likes. Unbelievable! ☺️ Well...turns out I'm a fortune-teller now 😂. Time to make 2021 predictions!
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
hahaha not directly an imitation, but damn i love Tom
@EspeonMistress00
@EspeonMistress00 4 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo Don't we all.
@aditya95sriram
@aditya95sriram 3 жыл бұрын
@@MattColbo If only you had yelled "one take!" at the end of it
@jonnda
@jonnda 3 жыл бұрын
Fast forward 4 months...
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721
@vigilantcosmicpenguin8721 3 жыл бұрын
This comment is prophetic.
@PostManPatel
@PostManPatel 3 жыл бұрын
Top tip. Don't say this to someone who's mother has heart problems. They may cry.
@madide3978
@madide3978 3 жыл бұрын
Oops
@green0563
@green0563 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, of course, don't joke about people's issues with them.
@TheRagingbull4136
@TheRagingbull4136 3 жыл бұрын
The delivery is perfect.
@MannoMax
@MannoMax 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Matt goes on an entire university lecture, to set up a yo mama fat joke
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 3 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what Einstein says to you once you roast him and then he comes up with a comeback.
@achyuthansanal
@achyuthansanal 3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment!
@se7ensinzz398
@se7ensinzz398 3 жыл бұрын
I clicked on this video for a joke on congested heart failure, and yet I got so much more
@rachelclark6393
@rachelclark6393 Жыл бұрын
This guy deserves all the kudos. Genuinely shocked the joke actually made me laugh!
@lances8863
@lances8863 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you been looking for jokes about congestive heart failure all day
@landoncomella7454
@landoncomella7454 3 жыл бұрын
He's like an alternate universe Weird Al who became a doctor instead of a musician.
@wesleyvezza7296
@wesleyvezza7296 2 жыл бұрын
Well i.do know your frother.and your brother name branndon.thibodeau.and your sister name cryistal thibodeau yes i do know you.3 kids i had as little babys they.were in a fosters homes when you was kids i might be your birth mom that had you 3
@wesleyvezza7296
@wesleyvezza7296 2 жыл бұрын
I had 2 sons.and.a.doughter with your dad i was marryed to him. One time along timeago i had. a.baby name matthew john..thibodeau.a nother baby name branndon john thibodeau so.was your.dads wife im his ex wife. Would make your mom. Your real mother now so im looking.for my kids that i put them up befor and know them.as kids. John thibodeau was my housband along time but your dad is marryed to. Jannis thibodeau now i know her.to. on face.book
@wesleyvezza7296
@wesleyvezza7296 2 жыл бұрын
Ask for. Barbara may thibodeau. Ok matt. I used to call my son.matt when he was a kid. And matthew
@oweeoh7895
@oweeoh7895 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine walking around and this guy comes up to you and tells this joke.
@hamood8934
@hamood8934 3 жыл бұрын
I don't why but I love your jokes !! 🤣🤣
@drakehatch9171
@drakehatch9171 Жыл бұрын
I used this in my science class. I had to do a project on the circulatory system, so I memorized an abridged version and let it loose. That was a good day.
@newta5208
@newta5208 3 жыл бұрын
"Your left/right heart" Dude is talking to me like I'm a timelord
@thewizard-edits
@thewizard-edits 3 жыл бұрын
He means ventricle chamber
@Manu-et9rj
@Manu-et9rj 4 жыл бұрын
I was wondering how you would pull off a ur mom joke while talking about this... you didn't fail to surprise me
@Roescoe
@Roescoe 3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he mentioned weight I knew the end result, when he started tracing the blood and other stuff I was guessing it was to do with something increasing.
@melinder3354
@melinder3354 3 жыл бұрын
Really just went back to yt, searched up the video just to like it. It was so good
@tomosmond6609
@tomosmond6609 2 жыл бұрын
I love you this is hilarious
@oli4dj26
@oli4dj26 3 жыл бұрын
Comments be like: “you weren’t searching for this video, it was in your recommended” “who gets this in 2020?” “When a video is this short, you know its gonna be a good one”
@chixenlegjo
@chixenlegjo 3 жыл бұрын
I searched for this video
@Anankin12
@Anankin12 3 жыл бұрын
I did search for this 5 or 6 separate times, the first one I was binge watching Matt
@anona2017
@anona2017 3 жыл бұрын
My husband's mom died from congestive heart failure when he was little... Not going to show him this...
@KoiNyle
@KoiNyle 3 жыл бұрын
@@heartcomedy5 haaaaa😅
@guysmiley6152
@guysmiley6152 3 жыл бұрын
@@heartcomedy5 she died b4 they got married idiot. She was never his mother in law
@PredatorH2O
@PredatorH2O 3 жыл бұрын
Good call.
@heartcomedy5
@heartcomedy5 3 жыл бұрын
@Robert Sallow, lol
@MrGoatflakes
@MrGoatflakes 3 жыл бұрын
Nice. Also the best explanation of congestive heart failure explanation I've seen ;)
@Oracle_527
@Oracle_527 2 жыл бұрын
This is the best joke i have ever heard
@miniaturerose2805
@miniaturerose2805 3 жыл бұрын
Damn. He got me. I wasn't prepared for a "yo mama joke" like this
@Nachtara-nr1pv
@Nachtara-nr1pv 3 жыл бұрын
This dude did not just only teach you more about biology than any teacher could do in those 2 Minutes and 17 seconds, no. He also roastes half of a Million people in that amount of time. I'm impressed
@ReusableRocket
@ReusableRocket Жыл бұрын
i was just waiting for the joke the entire video and i was not disappointed
@TheRealMycanthrope
@TheRealMycanthrope 3 жыл бұрын
This video has divine significance in my homeland of Australia where the "ya mum" joke is a cultural institution. Truly crafted by the gods.
@orbitingsentientsatellite4361
@orbitingsentientsatellite4361 3 жыл бұрын
I learned more about the heart just now than i have in all my years in school, and this is an educational video where you get insulted, if you think about it, if teachers taught like this kids would actually remember these things because either they were laughing at someone else when they learned something or they were being traumatized 😂 A+ every time
@zeynepberil5901
@zeynepberil5901 4 жыл бұрын
Gaining 3 pounds a day is not heart failure, it is lockdown.
@lhomeboy1232
@lhomeboy1232 3 жыл бұрын
These are the funniest videos I’ve found in a while
@joseruiz276
@joseruiz276 3 жыл бұрын
My new favorite video
@GenNTiva
@GenNTiva 3 жыл бұрын
Ngl this is the very first your mom joke that made me “chuckle”. The rest is just “😑”.
@sarahlarkey626
@sarahlarkey626 3 жыл бұрын
The first ‘your mom’ joke that I have A) been fully invested in, and B) laughed out loud at Thank you
@stix5472
@stix5472 3 жыл бұрын
im gonna memorise this
@kennyrozu6327
@kennyrozu6327 Жыл бұрын
I KNEW IT WAS GONNA BE THAT KIND OF JOKE
@AaronTheUltima
@AaronTheUltima 3 жыл бұрын
“ Much like your parents’ decision to try and save their marriage by having, well, *you* “
@kreyzgr5167
@kreyzgr5167 3 жыл бұрын
0:47 bold of you to assume that i was a decision
@bethhayes1
@bethhayes1 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant!! Im a nurse and this is the best overall description ever of CHF.
@TEEWIK
@TEEWIK 2 жыл бұрын
Worth it
@user-bu5qn7oe4w
@user-bu5qn7oe4w 4 жыл бұрын
How come I know the end of the joke before you even get started?
@ryanstackpole1496
@ryanstackpole1496 4 жыл бұрын
These are by far my favorite videos you produce! Short and sweet and right to the point! Very good job! I don’t think some people may realize the effort put into these videos, even though they are short. Keep up the good work! You are gonna make it big!
@MattColbo
@MattColbo 4 жыл бұрын
Ryan Stackpole thanks Stacksy! That’s very nice of you, this one certainly did take a while lol, appreciate the kind words buddy
@amiralevine2806
@amiralevine2806 3 жыл бұрын
This was a your mom joke. A 2 minute 17 second mom joke. Time in my life I will never get back. And it was possibly the best 2 minutes and 17 seconds of my life. I'm laughing so hard I might be crying. This is the peak of humanity, the best think that I could ever hoped to have gained.
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