Funniest Mad Lib Theater Lines

Some of the most hilarious lines from Tonight Show's Mad Lib Theater featuring Jon Hamm, Kerry Washington, Benedict Cumberbatch, Kristen Wiig and more.
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[@itsthenewzpodcast4611]

"So I ran to my room and started running" 😂😂

[@Jud7h]

Best ever 😂

[@snehajohn9744]

His childish humour that everyone loves!!!

[@fenrix155]

Sounds legit

[@masonzhang1792]

Now with tenet, it is actually possible!

[@SkepticalCaveman]

I guess there's a treadmill in his room.

[@prisciliamellark95]

"and that you were adopted at age, 49" Always got me 🤣

[@jasielrapalo]

Was just a late adopted jjaja

[@rheajoshi4162]

Too bad they left out, "How long have you been feeling like this?" "Since the Revolutionary War"

[@laviliaharrison8221]

In which one was that?

[@rheajoshi4162]

Josephine Spencer It is in the Mad Lib Theater with Natalie Portman.

[@riastagg8986]

Ikrrr that one my favorite

[@saberasurovy2984]

Exactly. I was looking for it too.

[@juliarunn5009]

I loved the Natalie Portman one bc more than all the others it gives the vibe of two kids laughing over stupid things 😂

[@artepjan]

"just half a milimeter away from the crime scene!!!"

[@HG-Media-original]

Even reading this made me loose my shit. The thought alone of Jimmy and is pelvis thrusting that close to a crime scene is makes my head explode. Sadly I have a great imagination

[@emeraldwei6672]

That word gyrating is gold as well

[@frigginirishloons]

Gyrating just half a millimeter away

[@jm6022]

We need more Mad Lib...laughter is the best medicine...

[@FeartheCyr611]

that and real people fake arms

[@KpopMom1980]

He should do one with his girls while they are doing in home editions

[@josephinestewart9578]

yes, I've never laughed so hard like this before....

[@ceciliamorandini286]

i absolutely agree

[@isabellabeaver688]

if only it could cure the rona

[@Jordison888888]

“Harry Potter and the ladies of the night” 😂

[@gabrielegugliuzza4799]

Top 3 best lines ever from the show

[@Shack504]

I Could Watch That!

[@nomeaknat]

It takes place 10 years after the last book.

[@ronaldnesbit8988]

That was my favorite installment Lol

[@gizzmo2z]

If this line wasn't included I was going to get ready to sue.

[@JDoactive]

"gyrating just half a millimetre away from the crime scene" gets me every time

[@sharmaynekoehler1488]

I still laugh at “Stay golden, pony boy.” 😂😂😂

[@MAD_NRG]

What does it mean? Never change?

[@wellteknically]

Олька Совесть It’s a quote from the book The Outsiders

[@katherineh.4456]

@@MAD_NRG well when you read the book you'll get it. It's very sad.

[@EvelynRobinson22]

“So I ran to my room and started running” will always be one of the funniest lines

[@marsmark3327]

EvelynRobinson cute eyes 👀 😍

[@KeeLoker]

Mad lib theatre is by far Jimmy Fallon's best comedy sketch on his show.

[@supernoon9018]

EXACTLY, MORE MAD LIB PLEASEE!

[@tammies.6048]

“Where were you the night of Hanukkah?” Me: which one??? lmao

[@graciefranco]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

[@azazel_67]

well that's the joke :D

[@bepowerification]

how could you not include "lets make this quick. I only have... * looks at watch * .. 2 weeks."

[@adityamantri7828]

Wait which video was that from again?

[@GiarkReleos]

your icon almost got my TV smashed, nuts !!

[@bepowerification]

@@adityamantri7828 the one with Dakota

[@Jaz-hf2mu]

The one with Dakota Johnson

[@Alison_Pauley]

Dakota's had me laughing SO hard 😂😂

[@maiarostved]

Tip: don’t eat or drink while you watch this, I nearly choked

[@KeeLoker]

I can attest to this. I indeed choked as well 😂

[@ncrawford5673]

@800 subs before Easter earn subs and stop begging for them

[@francescaa8331]

I'm actually crying.

[@teresacuenca4689]

"I found him at the back of the classroom, SCREWING"

[@llody7777]

How did they get away with that? 😅

[@christinevr7698]

I miss this segment so much! They need to bring it back. The way Kerry Washington says the “little Coconut” was “screwing” at the back of the classroom!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@koolkoala2813]

"Stay golden ponyboy" was the perfect one to end on 👌

[@yoojingin1562]

"What's in the disk?" "Seven photos of Ingrid Bergman running" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@xombiesque]

If someone were to tell me I made them feel like a zamboni driver at a funeral, I'd consider that high praise.

[@nakuinggi9978]

"Not today, Satan!" I'm dying 🤣

[@ahmedkhan8050]

"Harry Potter and the ladies of the night" never gets old 😂

[@doctorthirteen5727]

"Jimmy Breaks Benedict Cumberbatch's Brain"

[@jennifer9047]

Apparently only the portion responsible for intelligible accents.

[@phoenixon3463]

Ben: “Where were you on the night of.... Hanukkah?” Jimmy: *starts giggling like a school girl and counting on fingers*

[@Gamerboy42089]

Your point?

[@kaidkaid88]

"Where were you on the night of Hanukkah" gotta be one of the best.

[@pierregoodman319]

Can we just get a mad lib theater.. stay at home version

[@KpopMom1980]

Yyeeessssss, we need this.... The words the girls would think of would make it extra hilarious :)

[@yosuakrisnando]

Here it is... : kzbin.info/www/bejne/jH2QZpd8l9empJI but Jimmy was on the studio while the guest was at home edit: Please ignore this reply if you have watched it.

[@sakshimaheshwari8683]

The one with Anthony Mackie!

[@alexandersagby9173]

2:28 "And I am Mark but you can call me Chuck Yerger" I died 😂😂

[@Akidagoat]

Who is chuck yeger

[@yodaisgod2]

Siva sbs serious moment here.....Chuck Yeager was the first man to break the sound barrier.

[@ronaldnesbit8988]

Natalie Portman: "I'll always have a special place for you...in my butt" LOL!!!

[@HG-Media-original]

That's a very lucky man if you ask me.

[@JJcrabtower]

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@dgrancastillo]

Seriously, the "Stay golden, poneyboy" is EPIC! Those words have changed my life...

[@kitdav2631]

The best line is “where were you on the night of Hanukkah”

[@C_de_jupons]

"Ukraine" 😆😆😁🤣

[@legionoflegends2049]

'Shaking my nad' was the best

[@kuromikendall]

doctor: “you have 7 minutes and 4 seconds left to live” me:

[@doflya129]

brianna reeder .04 sec

[@marissasmith2827]

"Where were you on the night of Hanukkah?"

[@daynamorris2399]

Marissa Smith which one

[@matthewjay660]

Jimmy, I’m literally wiping tears from my eyes right now. MORE PLEASE! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@nomeaknat]

My favorite line from the Tom Cruise one, "Hello my little cookie."

[@lindildeev5721]

And his reaction before a spider : "Come here darling".

[@EEVictory13]

John cena trying to breathe through the laughter, oh man.

[@defnekarabacak3731]

“Gila monsters are farting on the runway” I’M DYING 😂😂😂😂

[@berlindude75]

"It's Mariachi Night!" xD

[@khayziekayz]

Benedict’s mad lib is still the best 🤣

[@throughthelookingglass5973]

You're missing Natalie Portman's line: "Last call!" I love that line since Natalie thought initially putting in that line would be boring. It turned out to be one of her best lines in the scene!

[@notgoodwithnames78]

“Stay golden, Ponyboy.” I’m dying lmao

[@redbeardgaming8250]

"And you must read to him at least 19 years every night" lol

[@sasikumarrajan1874]

I laughed soo much that my face is red and I am crying. Can anyone relate???

[@michritch3493]

I've seen the originals, and the Kerry Washington and Kirsten Wigg ones still have me in tears!! Those two are SO fantastic.

[@josipasvaumovic1528]

"Harry Potter and the ladies of the night" always gets me 😂😂

[@luckylingini]

Laughed till tears were streaming down my face. Thank you

[@shortsweet8563]

"Not today, Satan! Not today!" The Kerry Washington is one of my top faves!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾👌🏾💀💀

[@fatemehzeynivand7481]

I can't have enough of it... Almost died laughing 😂😂😂😂

[@nunureds837]

It's 6:30 in the morning and I'm laughing so hard, my nose is running into my coffee!!! Thanks Jimmy 😂 I needed this!!!

[@Tostorito]

They've gotta get Adam Driver on the show for this!

[@DinoHF79]

"Not today Satan", my son says that all the time now, especially when he's had a bad day @ work! I had to get my granddaughter a book of Mad Libs after that so she'd understand. She's had several books & brought them to sleepovers & back forth to relatives houses to play. Thanks for bringing back something I had a blast with growing up!

[@wayneshobbygallery]

3:10 "The reason I work so hard is because get to spread joy to millions of people... & go sit by the fire shaking my 'nad'... while eating cookies & drinking 'Milwaukee's Best Ice'! " I'm dying on the 'nad' part so badly. Chris Pratt's delivery is so on point 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsRockyTV]

If you cant laugh at this then I feel sad for you... this is some comedy gold!

[@silverdrumvideo]

“... shaking my nads!” 😆😅😂🤣

[@stephsmithanie]

"Not today Satan!"

[@erkutsoyer4970]

"Ukraine" will always be my favourite.

[@Gingercat662]

I was in tears of laughter watching most of this. Please do an at home version of it now!

[@userxman1]

The poopity scoop part killed me 😂😂

[@dra2521]

"I'll always have a special place for you... In my butt" i lose it EVERY TIME

[@Lisa_McGuire]

Laughing so hard I was crying and I almost fell over while getting the dogs food ready - LOL

[@alessiab.6418]

"stay golden, ponyboy." will always have a special place in my heart LMAOOOOOO

[@soulofconsciousness]

Tears streaming down my face, stomach feels like I did sit ups. I haven't genuinely laughed like that in so long. THANK YOU!!

[@amygrant9434]

Laughed so hard I cried, thanks Jimmy

[@pranavpappu9571]

Love how no one could stay in character for the whole time, other than Jon Hamm of course

[@alilaaraj3879]

The one with Cena was the best ever

[@breezygrl70]

Thanks The Tonight Show! We all needed this right now.🤣🤣 Great stuff

[@jessicastevens1629]

Never laughed so hard in a while

[@Vitao17]

Jon Hamm comedic skills are really underrated here

[@whyistegan]

I laughed so hard I peed my pants!! Thank you so much Jimmy!! I do hope you have a chance to put out another video like this one,we all could use a good laugh.! 😂😂

[@melamo9145]

Chuck Yogar "It's Mariachi Night!" LMAO

[@gailwebb9619]

Mela Mo that and John Hammond his sassy southern attendant....saying they were delayed because of the Gila monsters farting on the runway....

[@NewMessage]

Funniest wigs, too.

[@ChakaLostie]

OMG - laughing so hard I’m crying right now! 😂 So good!

[@genachreiteh8555]

That was hilarious! Thanks Jimmy for making me laugh through this quarantine!

[@MA-ii6gp]

STRONGLY AGREED they need more of this MAD LIB i just cant stop laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂

[@kalpananimbhore4309]

Poopity scoop, poopity scoop!

[@morgan9774]

Love Fallon's mad lib theater! Thank you for this!!!

[@anwiel]

Benedict Cumberbatch and Kristen Wiig are my very favorite ❤ I saw them so many times ❤

[@AC9123]

Sometimes I wonder how they don't break character when presented with hilarious lines. Although sometimes they do as well, lol.

[@doshooodoshoo9498]

"i found him in the back of the classroom SCREWING" its just ordinary sentence but her intonation make that way funnier

[@KpopMom1980]

I've seen all of these so many times, but I still crack up every time lol I hope he does one with his kids during his in home editions

[@maggidon90]

Exactly what I needed today! ❤

[@didikennedy9079]

Oh my god best thing I’ve seen in so long...I’m crying! Hahaha

[@dajanamatijevic7114]

I'm crying of laughter rn!😂😂😂😂

[@cosmicwanderer891]

Jimmy seems younger the more older he gets. He still look like he is in his late twenties. What's the secret to this youth?

[@dhoffman4955]

Laughter and a good heart

[@rishabhpb]

secret sauce

[@RusstheTroubadour]

Good makeup people and hair dye.

[@newjerseymom]

Unicorn blood

[@nusaibakv9855]

Maybe the more angrier people get the more they look older, because Jimmy never gets angry and always keeps a medicine with him know as 'laughter'.

[@traceymorrow9595]

Brilliant!!!! Thank you for the laughs.

[@corieddings5713]

❤️❤️❤️we need more of this!!🤣😂🤣😂

[@TheNinnyfee]

"Decrease in the desire to hammer" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@spiritualworlds_jeanyang]

I love how Jimmy and his team just bring joy to the table. I miss Mad lib. Can we get more of this? loooollll~~

[@adbe1646]

Thank you so much, I haven’t laughed this much in weeks.

[@downsizingontenacres.5927]

Thank you for such a great laugh. I needed it!

[@Twistnsine]

I think I just wet my pants laughing 😂

[@csengegyurko3114]

I laughed so hard that my abs hurt

[@rinnville]

They should have all of these characters and the same contexts put together for a movie or a short film. Would be epic.

[@Wendiwendi123]

gyrating half a milimeter away from the crime scene will always be the best one

[@gailwebb9619]

wendiwendi esp with Benedict Cumberbatch doing a New York accent as Deb Wrory...

[@Khil-Minao]

This is easily my favorite late night sketch! So funny!

[@ramlahkhan]

It’s the year 2021, 2:18 in the morning and I’m watching this very old clip, trying not to wake up anyone but failing miserably because this is hilarious! The Benedict Cumberbatch one was my favourite!! 😂

[@snehajohn9744]

It's been 2 hours since I watched but my stomach still hurts from laughing! ! ! 😂😂😂

[@Huniluv77]

The last one got me just by them cracking up!

[@pranavpappu9571]

Damn, I miss these segments ☹️they’re so hilarious

[@Dannydarko27]

Truer words have never been spoken🤣

[@Gvargas02]

😂😂😂 man I needed a laugh!! Thanks Jimmy!