FUNNIEST TWEETS OF THE WEEK | ShxtsNGigs Podcast

[@justkdijah]

Fuhad is so used to James and his stories. When he said "did I tell you I had a ghost in my yard the other day." He was calm about it. I was here hollering!

[@iamannem.s3101]

No he actually rolled his eyes

[@alexdeleon4997]

Bro was like "wtf"

[@countessstevens63]

His face was hilarious

[@gracecamaxtli7090]

@@iamannem.s3101seems like he was in a mood even before the ghost story 😂

[@mrsbee4230]

“Why do you wanna make him feel good”😂😂😂😂😂😂 The best duo in the internet atm 💯

[@Clubsandwich2]

when in the vid was this?

[@toxicwifi65]

@@Clubsandwich2around 2:40

[@MaidenHelll]

This isn’t Bobby lee and Andrew Santino

[@lj0727]

I never thought about this... but it's so true. At least for sex it's about getting yourself off... giving him head is all about him.

[@werekat1367]

That soulmate "spit it out" text is the kind of shit that haunts me before I fall asleep at night 😩😩😩😩

[@TimTheEnchanter0]

Don’t let it. Man/woman of your dreams is out here enjoying themselves 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@msthang5366]

Mine is somewhere eating the groceries.. EXACTLY WHY I am celibate..

[@werekat1367]

@@TimTheEnchanter0 that's why it haunts me!!! Cause I'm celibate!!! 😭😭😭😭

[@whatwasisnot]

@@TimTheEnchanter0You got that hoe mentality that has destroyed marriage as an institution.

[@bluebelle2193]

​@@werekat1367same same

[@julezxz]

one day yall will get a medal for bringing serious laughs in one of our most depressing inflation eras

[@iamannem.s3101]

Right the prices are actually deadly

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

I wonder if you can get a Nobel prize for something like this. 😮

[@pmccray551]

FACTS!

[@BikeShorts69]

Calm down

[@bellaprincesa2452]

Fr this shit so ghetto out here 😂

[@lisad2528]

I’m hollering at James peeking to make sure Fuhad saw how he was laying 😂😂😂😂

[@katnicholson9976]

The stinky nipples one had me weak🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MzVampira]

For real though!!! I freakin gasped and choked on my laughter from the shock of that statement

[@KingdomLovesyou]

No Fa real I still watch that like its new

[@even5584]

That fear James talks about at 11:20 is the exact same fear women face when men are aggressive about their approach, don’t take rejection well, invade their space on a dance floor or home, or are relentless about pursuing her when she is clearly not interested

[@elijahbillings4658]

Sorry to hear that. God bless you

[@lj0727]

Right? This is how women feel all the time really

[@soulvibe6533]

If I was a girl I would start acting all sexy and shit get close grab it then just squeeze it. Like I’m trying to get the water out my wash cloth.

[@RocioLopez-wi3qc]

I was literally about to comment this. So true

[@danikahholdman2609]

That ‘toxic men’ story; she’s probably telling herself, “I like him because he’s honest.” 😭😂

[@philiptettehokai]

To be fair the guy in question said that with a funny charm and concluded with "that or I'll get you flowers"...

[@msthang5366]

Or, she’s just as toxic.. Have you ever seen two toxic people get together? It’s like a train crash, you cannot look away, although you will see some shit..

[@ayoublahrach4169]

She probably taught "I can fix him"

[@LuwiKangombi]

@@ayoublahrach4169 it’s crazy how women think they can change everyone 😅

[@Alia89119]

I'm a woman, and I wonder what we be on sometimes. This generation is just different.

[@aliciaw3347]

Why does all of James' fears end in his cheeks being ran through! 😂😂😂 The terror this man must live with every day! 😅😅😅

[@autumnblalock5644]

PREACH 😂😂

[@Pink_lipsty]

Lmfao fact

[@mariamakanu]

Just like Tom from the boondocks 😂

[@bellaprincesa2452]

Fr he like Mr Dubois on Boondocks

[@daniellew.7928]

@@mariamakanuI was JUST gonna comment this!!😂😂

[@pejp5890]

Watching this on the train and trying not to laugh out loud has me feeling like an athlete 😂😂😂

[@Clubsandwich2]

been there

[@SyySkitz]

Those abs on fire now😂😂

[@elijahbillings4658]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@natalierodney4740]

Its the way how James looks when he is laughing like he is grasping for air, takes me out everytime 😂😂😂

[@rojeff4547]

“did i tell you i had a GHOST in my yard” 😭😭😭 james WHAT

[@rchen3]

The “Turn Around” tweet is so similar to the “50 condoms… Make it 52” one from a while back 😂😂😂

[@elbossco4251]

I did not understand the turn around joke, what does it mean?

[@Sci-mon_Sithole]

That had me in stitches 😂

[@eliaspiressantos3389]

​​@@elbossco4251t means that the person is masturbating behind the person who made the question.

[@chloesabada9538]

​@@elbossco4251he's j*rking off behind her

[@charcoal3946]

@@elbossco4251 it means that you'll find out what's the wildest place they've masturbated at if you turn around/ basically they're doing it behind you

[@kwhisper1960]

Nahhhh that one about mopping himself into a corner weakened me 😂 ain’t no way that was the thing he came up with after brainstorming 😂 this is why you don’t lie 🤣

[@joshaniew6081]

As sassy as James is.. He's afraid of someone taking his boochiecat

[@Dirrtyvictory]

☠️☠️☠️😂😂😂

[@SkynByPri]

😂😂 yooooo wtf 😭😭

[@tshepim6214]

Boochiecat 😭😭😭😂😂😂

[@bluebelle2193]

Boochiecat?? 😂😂😂

[@bhustler2010]

Its y'alls delivery EVERY. SINGLE. TIME for me! I listen to you guys while I'm cleaning, while I'm driving, while I'm outside gardening n yall have me fuckin dyyiinnngggggg laughing!

[@vickismith]

I've always changed my own tyres because I'm too impatient to wait on assistance. One time I was with my auntie and she was astounded that I knew how to do it and how quickly I had it done. My best time for changing a tyre was 12 minutes from pullover to back on the road. I was driving taxis at the time and had a £60 fare that I refused to let someone else get. The four guys bet me the cost of the fare if I could do it in under 15 minutes. Gave me £20 tip on top of the £60. Never had a round of applause for changing a tyre before or since 😅😅😅

[@bhustler2010]

I'm a 33 yr old woman and I've always changed my own tires... I dont think I could date a man that csnt drive a manual or change his own tires cuz I'll be damned if he calls me to do it for him 😂😂😂😂

[@vickismith]

@bhustler2010 I feel you! One time I was with my guy friend and he just stood looking over my shoulder scratching his head. His words were "I'll stand here and look pretty".

[@msthang5366]

Gone GIRL!!!! That’s DOPE

[@g100-w6j]

​@@vickismith you're everything. he's just Ken🤓☝️

[@elsa_nyc]

Brava!

[@stephaniehaynes8609]

Man said, "Scurvy". I'm done 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jezzikahh]

😂 the fact that the last one even got 2 men to propose to get herself in that predicament. Homegirl been living a double life for YEARS.

[@zacchaeush111]

10:49 The way James says gay is SENDING ME 😂😂

[@nettmitch3452]

Asthmatics, get your inhaler before watching! 😂😂😂 The tweets are wild to me, but as per, it's the reactions that kill it 😅

[@mesidye]

😂😂😂😂

[@SIMPLYSHONNY]

I swear they really make my day! My heart always feels so much joy watching them.

[@groundzero2088]

When Fuhad turned to James, rolled his eyes and said "Mate what? No you never..." and then James continues the story and he goes "No you never." I lost my shit. I don't know why that was so funny to me😭

[@tmmay.10]

The reaction to the nipple one is gold😂😂😂 Fuhad’s face expression and James laugh from the shock 😂😂

[@primodila9900]

"WHY ARE YOU RESPONDING WHEN YOU KNOW I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU" 😂💀GOOOOOONE

[@AndresGomez-ct7qb]

I think James is talking about the blind dating clip with Zach Justice. The guy's a professional troll, and he was joking with the toxic thing and in the full video he was by far the funniest, that's why he got picked.

[@msthang5366]

I swear

[@LuwiKangombi]

9:22 classic black person reaction 😭😂😂 trust me I would also ignore it and sleep 💀

[@Pokebilities]

I'm glad my dad asked me to "help" him with a lot of things when i was younger. He was really just teaching me good life skills, how to change a tire, simple plumbing, knowing how to check and change a light switch. My friend's grandma lives me because I changed her tire on a rain night and the car was on a hill.

[@ohkay5574]

Naa watching these episodes while eating or drinking is DANGEROUS 🤣😭

[@possessorofthewingsofisis2741]

Or driving

[@mathabi.m]

🤣 🤣 James is so lightskin with his fantasies

[@m3lis54]

James laughing for 28 seconds straight is all I needed

[@hummi83]

"my cheeks were his for the taking" 😆😆😆

[@KanyaSicam]

I became weak... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Hawkmoon1981]

Grandma out here like "I don't gotta explain myself to you youngins - this is Mr. Lenny, now MIND YA BIZNESS!"

[@risanddanny92515]

Y’all make me laugh through the toughest of times love from Philly!

[@jordanjesso6914]

Stopped my rock climbing just to watch this 🤣 absolute killer jokes

[@tiniqlindo4573]

"Stop Bae, spit it out" .... just choked on smoke 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Ricanluve]

As much as I love the audio only, the video, just puts it over the top 😂😂😂 watching them interact in the best!

[@llewis921]

I have to watch y’all at least once a day because the laughs put me in such a good mood. 😂😂

[@naimapeck1683]

The Boetas are back to tickle our funny bones and unleash the giggles😂😂😂 much love for this channel all the from South Africa Cape Town ❤❤❤

[@akhonanonkelela6395]

Saw ‘Boetas’ and knew right away you’re my people 😭🫱🏼‍🫲🏽. Awe! 🥺

[@naimapeck1683]

@@akhonanonkelela6395 Aweeee🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@itsbello__]

not "the boetas" 😭🤣🤣

[@Jordandacosta25]

Funniest episode I’ve ever watched at the gym creasing 😂 Uber treating you like a prossy

[@queend9759]

That nipple stink one absolutely had me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Phoooooooooo, serious halitosis 🤢🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣

[@BansheeVanRaven]

"Fear ran through my blood". You just felt a sensation a lot of women have on a regular basis with men.

[@lukecasey5669]

Oh well

[@godrules3596]

Gtfoh this propagranda needs to go🙄 women call a nervous man saying "hello" as creepy

[@ernaisaacs983]

Much love and uncontrollable laughs from South Africa 🇿🇦🖤✨😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skzilwa1379]

The fact that I'm watching during loadshedding is jarring

[@not_kingkay]

@@skzilwa1379 FAAAAAAAAM

[@oratengbooysen5710]

Me from Namibia 🇳🇦

[@johannaasino7362]

​@@oratengbooysen5710same here

[@sinenhlanhla9339]

I have power but no water 😂😅.

[@jaqwatson9425]

Proper laughing out loud ~ thank you 🙏🏼 it was muchly needed!!!

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

"Why you responding when I wasn't talking to you?" 😭😭😭🤣🤣

[@relationshitspodcast]

I'm never laughing at what they say, I'm only ever laughing at James's laugh

[@ayomideawe802]

I was facing away from him and Fuegs snapping the Him part😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bl757]

Plot twist: it was Fuhad in James's place that night. It was a test run and James woke up too soon

[@ricaivory6571]

Why was James saying GAY so hard, he had to emphasize how much he was scared 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nuku9475]

we can all agree that Rem looked sexy at 11:14 No, just me? aiit then.

[@zolisasibande5882]

I agree😩

[@kimberlykelly8651]

It's the "ting" for me ❤😂 I love you guys so much 😂😂

[@annegorgeous5478]

“I was asleep like this”😭😂😂😂🔥

[@tayoriginal4067]

James' stories don't even phase Fuhad 😂

[@bin4518]

"He has gum disease!" 🤣😂

[@gisellemitchell8620]

You guys make my days soooo much better much love to you guys.❤

[@SareBear2000]

Y'all's impression of changing tires had me deaddddd🤣🤣🤣 guuuur guuurrr🔩 skuuuuurt🏎️

[@enhledlamini8821]

These two make my day 😭😭

[@colinlandess2735]

That nipple stink got me laughing so much

[@lynpendlebury2804]

Just got home from work and this gave me the laughs i needed thankyou james and fuhad

[@mlangenifikile4923]

Ohh myy gosh😂😂 I loooove this duo sooo much. James' laugh just makes the joke even funnier annnd MR FUHAD IS JUSST THE MOUNTAIN IM WILLING TO CLIMB AND DIE ON. LOVE HIM LOADS MAN😊

[@austinosimetha4479]

Why has James experienced everything?😂

[@Sara_ennit]

The flat chest one had my jaw dropped to the floor 💀💀 if I ever heard a man tell me I made him feel gay, my life is forfeit from that day cuz whats the actual point of me 🤡

[@refiloetshabalala4800]

James describing tire changing made me so happy😭

[@mo4744]

'Adrenalin wouldn't save u coz his adrenaline will top you'😂😂😂

[@LilithsLittleSister]

I love when James falls apart at the seams laughing 😂

[@Diamondz2000]

i am stifling 😂 my laughter at work.

[@philomenakamsorochi6772]

The uber one is factssssss 😅😂

[@Astriddd333]

"crying over a man who makes your nipples stink after he sucks them is crazy" fucking KILLED me 😭😭😭 i'm was trying so hard not to bust out laughing bc my bf sleeping right next to me omg 🤣

[@amazon6761]

I Love When They Say “women love toxic men” & I’m Over Here Not Wanting Any Man.

[@Dondada3425]

10:13 there was a WHAT in your yard !!! Nahhhhh they too comfortable in the UK man

[@SashaJ79]

I'm a girl and I've changed my car's tyre twice! Once at my GP's office car park and the other on my drive at home - both times in heels! Took me forever, but I did it :-)

[@portialewis8099]

The way Fuhad looks around makes me holler!!

[@RaizelSX]

7:42 That halitosis is epic. Had this happened to the downstairs, it took 2 showers and a workout, with a lil Listerine to get it off... But then again that might have just been my nose

[@anokgar2953]

James be saying the most out of pocket shit 😭😭

[@thisiscrystal3656]

James ghost story has me in tears on the bus to work🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tshepim6214]

Not “my friend Mr Lenny” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mambodebour9166]

Love the show guys watch every single thing y'all take out... Much love from Johannesburg 🇿🇦

[@noobs4hire441]

There was a what in your yard 😂😂😂

[@jalamcpherson2533]

love from the US you guys make my day with yalls laugh

[@SuperMommav]

Jaaaammse really hits them “hard Rs” 😂

[@kikimarriott8707]

When is James's coming out party 😂😂😂😂😂 fuhad nearly lost it with the "did i tell you about the ghost in my room" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keishakeyz86]

Moped myself into a corner lol😂 used that excuse as a child... 😂😂😂

[@kev.fellington]

Glad y’all feel the same way about tire changing 😂

[@jazzymidear3466]

You gotta let my man James breathe 😂 he was turning colors over the man with scurvy😂😂😂😂

[@eclipsestorm1975]

😂😂 James' accidentally saying gay stuff has me in stitches 😂😂

[@algarrue6530]

“Why you tryna make him feel good?”😂😂😂😂😂

[@kola844]

The nipples tweet got me crying at work fam. Lmfao.

[@angiepoosays]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@doordoor1]

10:02 that "HIM" was so funny

[@IRCW]

“You want him to feel good”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tomerreuven5860]

james with the hard R at 10:10

[@Zel3984]

James and his stories 😂😂

[@Huhhh1110]

Listening from 3:39 with no context is killing me 😂😂😂

[@MOOSEKEE]

10:45 caught me off so hard i'm on the floor rolling 😂

[@angelinfused2892]

The way fuhad look dead in the camera and said AAA that's your job😂😂😂

[@mariehonle8861]

I CRIED watching this during work 😂

[@not_kingkay]

the crying, crew, crode joke is so South African 😭

[@syresgadgets7447]

The laughs are so satisfying 😂

[@amaruhouston6006]

You're telling me she chose the dude who was a manipulator that judge should have smacked the s*** out of her

[@DavidOkikiAmayoJr.]

They gendered a ghost 🤣 This podcast makes me laugh

[@sunray686]

9:15 bro that happens to me all the time, i be getting tapped in the lips, the hip, the stomach its crazy bro💀