WORST DRUNK TEXTS!

[@daredkerchief18]

James just be jumping at all the opportunities to chat sus 😂😭

[@darnelllewis2815]

EVERY OPPORTUNITY!!!!

[@jeromemedica8757]

That's totally true😂😂😂😂

[@YoIo-o4v]

0:38

[@Necheproducer254]

The Henny bro😅

[@parkeramend6235]

Rawwwww

[@thefishermansteve5752]

This is gonna be a crazy clip when that dude makes a animated version.

[@MP-mo4ql]

Yes I’m here I’ll clean the area

[@MP-mo4ql]

Relax They ca not Not Send YI home

[@MP-mo4ql]

HAZMAT Bitch You’re playing with him

[@jazmynleslie1534]

“I don’t need you conscious” is a wild statement 😭

[@vas_g]

There are levels of SUS, and there are James's scenarios. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

The way Fuhad sometimes looks at James 😂 like, if we weren’t boys, I’d cross the street to avoid you.

[@aphiwebuthelezi3436]

😂😂😂😂real

[@samiam8443]

That’s why he has to spend time with Toby sometimes 😂

[@Jbrooke96]

“That’s not fair. You don’t get to look away while I have to be the only one dealing with this!” Ooooommmmggggggg the way James thought this through 😭💀

[@wolfpackpictures3686]

Like he’s been keeping that plan for days and this was just a way to put it out there 😂

[@mumgamer-44]

Poor Ellis is so innocent to all of this.

[@modestyadams1477]

"I'm Daddy in this situation" is diabolical😂😂😂

[@aj_dakidd9367]

“I don’t need you conscious” is craaaaazy😂😂😂

[@janaruhl7313]

"Dear diary, today my darling Fuhad agreed to shaving my 🍑...." 📝*James, lying on his stomach with his legs kicking in the air*

[@smecklesmeckle5620]

platinum gay has me dead

[@210RED]

“I got it right here daddy”🤣😂🤣 5:01

[@planetbea]

my mumTHINKS i tell her everything, when i'm actually very selective of what i tell her. she thinks she knows me better than myself, girly don't know half my personality 🤣🤣🤣

[@aseinmim8885]

Yo Ellis looks buff af. Good for him fr

[@Idan_researcher]

Yes that mom and daughter thing is true 😂😂😂😂

[@SU-66]

Hell nah, everything intimate stays private!

[@heartrose6088]

@@SU-66yup!

[@Idan_researcher]

@@SU-66😂😂😂 I have seen couple 😂

[@jaire511]

Definetley not for me,and im happy that way!My mom would beat my ass.

[@Airvice]

the butthole conversation had me rollin

[@krystlemontalvo6774]

James is having too much fun with that shaving ass convo 😂😂😂

[@lesdickson9765]

3:21 saying that to your mother is egregious 😭

[@Levi50619]

It's the "We haven't spoken since " fr me. Mom was traumatized

[@armegadahn5572]

Brown liquor event leads to problems

[@armegadahn5572]

Brown liquor event leads to problems

[@armegadahn5572]

This is a great reason not to drink any more

[@JadedLen]

straight horrendous work 😂

[@yesseniaanchissi9614]

Rem's laugh after "it can't be cut" was priceless ❤😂

[@dylan_was_taken]

i replied to a girls story on ig with a corny joke and she replied back saying "i already have enough stupid people in my life" before blocking me 😭

[@xepit04yt]

DAMN ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@Modelcitizenmusic]

James be coning up with the most random and kanye crazy shit... i live for it. Lol

[@ac-md8tx]

When James says” 🤌🏽 LIKE THAT!” 😂

[@ninajos5961]

I literally went and made a margarita for this james got me in da mood 🤣🤣‼️🍸

[@eliwes8220]

When James say “how that would be on my dating profile” while looking at Fuhad is jokesss 😂😂

[@YungVen]

17:00 the amount of disappointment james felt killed me

[@Quiethook7]

🤣🤣🤣

[@olufadihaneefullah4211]

Man said "unnecessary" 😂😂

[@NareJNR]

James is N.E.V.E.R beating the allegations. He is a W mans, but he is never beating those allegations.

[@kelz6742]

Not them just learning what platinum gay is🤣

[@Diqswelt]

Just learned about it to now.

[@bluefish192]

The justification of what makes James Daddy in this situation is WHILD LMAO.

[@nesetans]

Is James married?

[@TJRabbit1598]

This was a perfect 3am episode 😂🤌

[@karlabovell9303]

Lool 😂 facts! me hear watching at 3am

[@letlotlonicholaslekhotsa8958]

Hello my fellow CAT fam

[@debeightonethree6346]

Someone get James a bag! He needs to sober up! Look how full that bottle was, bless him!

[@Hey.janissa]

Life or death booty hole shaving for SHINGLES is absurd!!!! 😂😂😂

[@a.m.gutierrez]

James is honest to god the man of my dreams and I am horrified at that realization

[@shay0912]

Not the skin off the knot 😂💀 Sorry it's been a little rough 🍻 Thanks for the content 💚

[@midoryhanzooma7238]

"Don't leave me hanging , don't leave me hanging on camera"😂😂😂😂

[@dennyishajohnson7826]

Jack from Will and Grace!!!!!!!! The levels of Gay!!!!!!

[@chilz97]

4:24 RAAAANDOOOM! 😂😂😂😂 Ooh poor James😂😂😂

[@averageenjoyer3934]

That thumbnail made my spill water on my phone bro 🤣

[@vrugtekring]

@kaio animator neeeeeeds to do the exploratory surgery chat!😂

[@excaliburgoldend5248]

Yeah I hate James so much but I love him at the same time 😂

[@michaelmurphy5213]

I'm losing my platinum gay status soon but only cause of nursing school lol

[@farqman]

James is not beating these charges.

[@Mebeshe]

You on your back is wild😂😂😂I😂

[@M0n4rc]

James is that 1 girl with scenarios 😂

[@krystlemontalvo6774]

The skin of the knot 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂

[@frglrk]

What I find funniest is that the Mum hasn’t spoken to him since 😂

[@kikialeaki1850]

There’s absolutely no reason Fuhad needs to make eye contact with James in that situation😭😭😭😭😭

[@pigalottafattenton5003]

My mom told me “I know what you did.” I said “when, I’ve done a lot.” She laughed and told me to get out of her face 😂

[@Beautyinthebreakdown.]

I’ve always told my mum everything, the honesty always scared her more 😂 my dad? He still thinks I play Tony Hawks on the PlayStation his dodgy mate got chipped for me, drinking panda pops for a buzz.

[@sarahquintero2418]

James... I love love love you. I would do it but I would shame you!!! I love it.

[@christopherchristiaan3788]

oh i died when James did the neck snap : " mom would just " AHHAHAHAHHA

[@azekel7687]

Too much cokes in the Hennessy. When chasing drinks, Alcohol must be around 75% and Chaser 25%. Otherwise, no chaser at all😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@ken_kaniff246]

You might be an alcoholic. That is a terrible ratio 😅

[@kvlkar]

Stfu bert kreischer drinking ass dead by 55 with red cheeks and blood pressure higher than your iq ass They're drinking, it ain't a competition

[@marlonthomas8042]

Cognac should be drank warm and straight Putting the henny in the fridge hurt my soul

[@lebomakhubedu6376]

Petition for an animated version of the arsehole scenario 😂😂

[@thabouhlenathanielndlovu]

“Don’t leave me hanging “😂😂😂😂

[@Modelcitizenmusic]

These guys are off the hook. Shaving assholes?? Im dying lol

[@ananthakrishnang3199]

Just say it James, you want Fuhad to trim those bush😂😂

[@Jbrooke96]

“No is insane” 🤣🤣🤣💀

[@pimepimp]

I can’t breathe 😂😂😂

[@KatySantana99]

How we come up with such scenarios is crazy 😂😂😂

[@West713Trey]

17:18 nah cause he got so into the hypothetical he let out a sigh at him getting sent home

[@Thisaintme1919]

James saying “next…( with the hand )…(deep breath..)”

[@julianaFinn]

Worst AND best drunk message I sent: to my (now ex) hubbies side piece, telling her he's cheated on her also and that i didn't blame her, just him. She responded and now thinks we are friends.. its driving my ex crazy as they live together, and now they just fight about him cheating on me... 😂😂😂 aah, its the little things in life... (context: he only moved out 2 months ago)

[@stacycamacho59]

Last weekend before a baby shower.. that morning as we are headed there to do a set up.. my friend was looking at stories her MIL had posted on FB.. 😂😂😂😂 picture of her undies and pants down, legs... 😂😂😂😂😂 Calls her SIL and said... Did you see what your mom posted? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 She had dropped her phone.. just hope no coworkers saw it.

[@MP-mo4ql]

He’s you man, brother, cousin, He has you

[@dylan_was_taken]

i was at a music festival shortly after a girl and i broke up and i bumped into one of her friends. we were both wasted and she told me "i squeezed (weird dude we both know)" in disgust about an hour later when i was off with my friends i texted her saying "so you squeeze him but not me?", she replied asking where i was and when she came to the big tent we were all sitting in she just awkwardly stood there while i continued conversating with my compadres

[@darealcoachsteve1797]

It's this a re-upload? I feel like I've seen this one

[@mbaya43]

Freaking James bro😂

[@Swimmerjuly]

Well we know what henny does to James.

[@is1enterprise944]

Lmao thats where you got that boxer from yea mom was quick with the 3 piece combo and drink to wake to ass back up

[@SamyulReacts]

Bring back more sip sip episodes

[@MTNDew-my6mn]

9:14 as a gay man I can attest that, at least I, use Gold Star and Platinum gay terms, not often but I. The context of “I bet he is a platinum gay” or sumn, it’s the guys who you can TELL are gay. Me myself im neither because, my partner is Afab gender queer, for simple terms, they don’t feel they align with any gender and was born with female anatomy. Some people don’t understand that but it’s alright. Anyway, this shit made me laugh so hard cuz that was RANDOM asf 😂😂😂😂

[@milosz2221]

fuhad putting the henny in the fridge and mixing with coke😂🙁

[@IsaacIndygo]

He’s definitely a fruit pastel

[@jakeevans1129]

i drunk texted my ex saying "what does he have that i don't?" i got reply the next morning and i just walked to my bike and rode away for a while

[@eclipsestorm1975]

Eye contact sent me

[@sheanecarbon]

lol lucky for you guys the surgical team prefer to do it themselves 😅

[@bre.._]

James??? Can make me a single mother any day

[@KatB79]

Im close with my daughter & also pretty close in age & its unlike anything else. Son's R totally different. Wouldn't change it for anything.

[@lisaruffin7867]

The funniest eps was the pretty ricky songs

[@DJB1991]

Boys, I really miss the videos back when you'd be drinking. When y'all drink you go on wild tangents, you genuinely laugh, and your visibly present in the moment. Like the days of recording on fuhads couch. Nowadays it looks so scripted and like you're just there to check a box on your to do list. Bring it back to the roots of the show.

[@MP-mo4ql]

Put down your anger 🥺😢

[@qtb2tx614]

Me and mum used to watch walking dead together when it aired. Glen died and i went into an absolute spiral. That weekend i had a night out and got Littly Mc vitty. I woke up the next day and my instincts told me to check ig. I MESSAGED A PA-RA-GRAPH TO STEVEN HIMSELF TELLING HIM HOW DEPRESSED I WAS THAT HE DIED AND VOWED TO NEVER WATCHED THE SHOW EVER AGAIN. Ive never deleted a message so quick in my LYFE

[@leighirvine]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@qtb2tx614]

It still haunts me to this day 😢😂😅 ​@leighirvine

[@sanelisiwemjaja8863]

Yassssss daddies!!!🍹

[@ManLikePanGaming]

i really feel like James will explore on fuhad if given the chance u know

[@The_Fool999]

clicked on the vid cos im drunk lmao, fitting.

[@christopherchristiaan3788]

make it do gluck gluck AHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[@OnizenArt]

Nah that ninja gay lol 😂

[@b33k03]

3:24 is diabolical

[@ByNeoGames]

Needs to think I'm a good guy 😅 that's very telling

[@miguelkahn9661]

Bro called him daddy that’s gay

[@XxMcChubbyxX]

Man they be reposting old videos OFTEN

[@sed6657]

You still given them a view tho so it obviously workin somehow

[@XxMcChubbyxX]

@ because I thought it was new. Had to watch it to see it was old. ???

[@tgmwonka8285]

5:57 why tf that can coke so long

[@alyssacartwright3300]

I love my people. But it’s a no from me on the spicy clean up.

[@ShahdAlsarama]

3:18 I am doneeeeeeeeee I’m outta here 🫢😶😂

[@VincennamonLe]

On your dating profile?! WILD

[@Shawnti_RN]

14:05 why is there that much hair there?? For a female, that you have to shave to that extent FOR THE BEACH? Do they have a “condition”? That sux. Also, the surgeon (during your pre-op appointment) would tell you NOT to shave it yourselves… they don’t want you to have open wounds near a surgical site prior to surgery. Can lead to post-op infections… Just FYI.

[@farcough4439]

Has anyone tried Henny and LnP? If you're from NZL🔥🔥🎇🎆🤣😂

[@karaokeinstrumentaledit7444]

Repost?

[@moimeself1088]

I mean, you're on their Clips channel, no? 😏

[@Flukseyonkick]

wallah iv seen this before

[@moimeself1088]

Surprising, given you're on their Clips channel. 😏

[@nadiablack4797]

Wtf is a g number??

[@tazzthompson998]

Drunk advice I gave my 20 year old daughter .. cause we think we super close... date a few players and general Dawgs.. if u want a man to be good in bed.. he needs to have practice

[@cocospeaks__8874]

I feel like this is a clip from a podcast episode 🤔

[@moimeself1088]

Surprising, given you're on their Clips channel. 😏

[@cocospeaks__8874]

@ Lool take timeeee! I just meant I had seen this before. Allow me man 😬