Funny Comebacks

[@nadzpasion7566]

I gotta admit...I kept saying *OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH* at the ones that burnt me the most.

[@roxannethechickennugget369]

Lol

[@kalaichelvithayalan9292]

Met not mine Australien box cry

[@jenyfertavera2728]

Same bro! Like at 0:50

[@nadzpasion7566]

Jenyfer Tavera Daaaaammmmmnnnnn

[@absndmamsmn]

Same lol😂😂

[@brokenfrog2196]

Teacher: Why do I hear talking? Me: Because you have ears..

[@deleteduser6175]

SAME I SAID THAT 2 ONCE

[@samcabreros2454]

OOOOOOF TEACHER GOT ROASTED

[@stop9304]

Cus god gave me a mouth

[@r4ndomth1ngz]

OMFG LMAO my teacher says that all the time so when shes not super pissed ill prob say that

[@naigys]

ANONYMOUS too bad so sad

[@honvstly_rosa]

Such intelligent comebacks...the thing is I will forget them when the time comes by.

[@JesusGonzalez-mm8ut]

Ikr😔 And I don't like to study

[@sungbae3709]

Yes. Haha

[@mjulyo]

dude thats so true

[@spyroskokarakis9309]

Bruh screenshot it

[@hiitsme1276]

Yessss

[@caseynase885]

Teacher:the bell doesn’t dismiss when you leave Me:then the bell doesn’t tell me when to go to class

[@its-zay3890]

Or just leave

[@its-zay3890]

I do it all the time

[@white4377]

@ray dakid ... -_-

[@moreno88ify]

Mom: Clean your room! Son: Its MY room! Mom: Its MY house! Son: If its your house, go clean it!

[@TheDavis2211]

yes

[@supergirl41]

lmao rekt 😂

[@CottonSpotten]

YES XD XD

[@yourgoodfellowquentin4418]

Winner!

[@vixid-mtg7691]

W

[@JG-lr2nj]

Mom "GO READ" Son *turns on subtitles* XD

[@juanafaded3737]

Rg Playz I get it

[@lailaloo1048]

+1,000 Subscribers Without Any Videos lol u just have 7subs, not even close

[@burakakbay374]

Clorox Bleach Hi clorox 😆

[@ayatokirishima]

omg yeah xDD

[@ella6634]

Rg Playz I just look at memes

[@SamersonT]

these aren't comebacks, these are people pretending to be clever in situations they will never get into.

[@bowserbowser3030]

Samiullah Khan they're still comebacks in realistic situations

[@9ndres]

Samiullah Khan ikr

[@lililala6382]

I got into one of these situations a lot if times

[@RhykoRiot]

Samiullah Khan like u

[@isabella5177]

They are comebacks ur trying to be clever in situations you will never get in to

[@Vorlix]

Teacher: What are u looking at Me: An undiscovered species

[@nameisrango]

Highly Underrated

[@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140]

What?

[@Vorlix]

@Sonic Gamer got to be kidding look at ur pfp

[@just_chilling1905]

my fav 😂😂😂😂

[@josephjoestar5823]

I’m you, but more delicious 🤤

[@adl1115]

New title 10+ ways to get suspended

[@mie1ee]

ADL111 yep

[@firekittyannabanana2623]

Exactly

[@hellothere10yearsago97]

Agreed

[@loppyhero7196]

More like expelled

[@diondee4890]

not a good title, that's one way to get suspended mixed with ways to do that.

[@Paytatochipz]

1: take out the trash 2: but i dont like taking you out

[@camistar3468]

Oooooof yasss Or you could say "I would, but I don't have enough money to take you out"

[@swagpoptart6532]

@@camistar3468 That would be an insult to yourself though...

[@alliexia6823]

@@swagpoptart6532 yeah

[@ryoryoryoryoo]

@@camistar3468 lol my comeback would be: "Well i would take out the trash but.. I don't like carrying trash just for you to get thrown in a whole failure like yourself"

[@ejqb16]

@@camistar3468 that sounds like you're gonna take someone on a date but you are too poor :/

[@rhys3512]

Bully: you look like an egg. Me: well at least eggs get laid. Bully: well at least i got my first kiss. Me: your mom dosn't count. Bully: *runs off crying*

[@rhys3512]

sorry if bad

[@kristijan3728]

xfirelessdraggonx ko it's bad

[@ginabarber7988]

@@burnkern "You Look Up Cheesy Insults Online to make it seem as though you were bright enough to think them yourself." Well the only time id be looking up a cheesy insult is when words cannot be eaten

[@Idk-xm2ng]

@@ginabarber7988 it is lame because your roasts wont make sense until u get your hairline straight

[@rain-yu4qr]

Can everybody here stop fighting? None of you had proof she or he searched it up. She/he may of thought of it but it’s on the internet already. just *stop* Please? (I think it’s a he) smh

[@knoxzaya9127]

I'm the type of person that only dreams of saying this to my ratchet teacher

[@keciagilbert9286]

@Amina Ibrahim shut up

[@leospotions1133]

Amina Ibrahim no she doesn't

[@TheRealFocalors]

@Amina Ibrahim no.

[@leospotions1133]

@Amina Ibrahim you have the name of a teacher in my school which is also my neighbor AHAHA

[@TheRealFocalors]

@Amina Ibrahim i don't hate all my teachers, just the ones who make me depressed.

[@sharondaniels3829]

my favourate joke "FAIL" "no one asked for your life story" 😂😂

[@camistar3468]

Yes! Same! I WILL say that to one of the boys In my class >:D

[@kobexgigilegends3557]

Ok

[@_username]

"haha, you failed" "so did your dad's condom" 😂😂😂

[@josephdennis-h8c]

"Boy you're so ugly you make God want to commit genocide on disabled people".

[@mariflorordanza5924]

@@camistar3468 aight hows the result from 4 years

[@growghosg9034]

If a kid asks you: Why r u so ugly? Tell them: Im you from the future

[@nhihuynh9608]

What if the kid was a boy and you are a girl

[@videogameguy9093]

+Nhi Huynh It works better

[@dankflutertooter4676]

+Videogameguy909 LOL

[@nhihuynh9608]

+Videogameguy909 what? ._.

[@videogameguy9093]

+Nhi Huynh It's more of an insult.

[@katied2215]

Person: you’re annoying Me:What? Person: You are annoy- Me:Huh?! Person: YOU ARE ANNOYI- Me: STOP IT! you’re annoying me🙄

[@layladraws925]

Averiana _heart_Of_Flames Um that’s really quite rude

[@layladraws925]

Averiana _heart_Of_Flames ok well just wait a bit until u ask for someone’s age

[@chronicjointpain810]

Copied

[@cap4457]

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[@manglegaming3652]

Layla Draws that's the friggin point of comebacks Edit:and thx for 1 like

[@pavelgrimaldo1196]

Me: Stop being mean to me Bully: make me Me: your mom already made that mistake

[@zovex8547]

Ummm it means when the person was born it was a mistake.

[@gamingwhit917]

OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH

[@PandasutikkuDesu]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS STUFF!

[@just_chilling1905]

OOOOOOOOOOOH ROOOOAAAAST

[@aaliyah-77t]

@@dawg2921 STOOPIT

[@soap4780]

Me and my friends’ conversations: Shut up. No. Ok. Haha

[@cobus81]

🙄

[@ronalddado9332]

Cuz hes or she is a teacher

[@KazukiVA]

Relatable

[@qwwerekxksix]

@@cobus81 What? You have Friends?? (Lol it's a joke)

[@cobus81]

Lil meow meow's being a cute ass cat doesn’t even make sense

[@Lily-zd6yf]

This is just a tutorial on how to make people hate you.

[@diondee4890]

true!

[@Lily-zd6yf]

@DarkKlayGM okay thanks?

[@newbestfriend5867]

So something I want and need.

[@itsurmom2256]

They already do so it's fun to make them hate me more

[@hanin6153]

500th like

[@mattat3847]

99% of these would get u killed at my school

[@mistyeye6198]

right

[@katsukis]

matty amicaterra SAME!!!

[@speedybeastplayzroblox8736]

matty amicaterra lol

[@angad757]

Because they all have your mom type jokes or bad word jokes.

[@wolfman2243]

matty amicaterra xd

[@matsuyamakitty]

Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Me: Why are you teaching during my conversation? Teacher: Are you talking back to me? Me: Isn’t that how a conversation works? Teacher: Where is your homework anyway? Me: At home? Teacher: And what is it doing there exactly?! Me: Having a hella lot more fun than me.

[@DarkReaperElite]

Nice

[@sillaybillay123]

Wow

[@suneaterbahamas8309]

Say I'm pretty sure that's how talking works

[@sue3912]

Oh mah gawd lmao XD

[@delaniajo]

Hhahhahaaaaaaa

[@gyunginn9642]

And now all the 8 and 9 year olds here are all gonna go try it out in school

[@마스터킹-p5x]

Dont say ur age boi LOL ur a 1st grader and im 4th grader and your lying that u probably 6th grader

[@gyunginn9642]

Roblox 1762 92 k ur defo a 4th grader, having ur name with roblox, "ur lying" and calling me a 1st grader, im 14 in the 9th grade so it wouldnt be fair if i violate a kid who commits for games like minecraft and roblox

[@gachaalstra6608]

I’m in 4th grade and I don’t say “ur” so he’s probably telling the truth. (Btw I’m 9 so that offended me ;-;)

[@gyunginn9642]

CaziiMon Playz yep, uve also proved that ur in the 4th grade with the way u acted

[@luigiboy72]

Xx1tzM3rkzxX "having ur name with roblox" Never knew anything related to roblox is wrong/bad

[@ratillaarl1123]

Im a quiet person and if somebody asks.. "Why are you so quiet?" I say "Why are you so noisy?"

[@mariamelsalmy2091]

I'd say 'I talk but not to u'

[@cenkkinqzzzz3002]

Beacuse we arent awkward

[@huntedjaguar7101]

Aww your hard

[@lucien5319]

I'd say "Oh, I don't know! Because I know when to shut up."

[@dirtyrottenimbecile13]

Nah you gotta say, why the fuck won’t your dad comeback

[@trackerjacker0]

- "oh wow nice comeback" -"if you wanted comeback, go scrape it of your mums teeth" old but effective

[@trackerjacker0]

***** i first heard it like 4 years ago...id still use it tho if the opportunity came up

[@updated5709]

You're not kidding that one is old. First time I hear that was about 5 years ago. Brings back some memories. Me and this dude were having an argument, in which he said my comeback was shit, then we both went in for: Him: You would have better luck getting comeback from your mum's face. Me: If I wanted comeback, then I would have gotten it off of your mum's chin. AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME.

[@aperson4189]

British Comedian made that one.. I'll get back with the name.

[@aperson4189]

Jimmy Carr.

[@buddyjesus3720]

+A Person Yep

[@somiaali8628]

Me: im gonna roast everyone at school Alsome: *forgets everything in 5 mins

[@VoidRays2665]

That's me

[@dylaneakes5762]

boy 1 : why are you staring at me boy 2 : because I'm trying to find your hair line

[@littlemixandcharlieputh1603]

Dylan Eakes you should day "because I'm trying to look for the point of you"

[@dylaneakes5762]

its just a joke

[@washedaway43]

Dylan Eakes LOL

[@bowserbowser3030]

Dylan Eakes lol perrie knows

[@eli8637]

Dylan Eakes Weak.

[@Ruby-kt5du]

Suck it I’m sorry small objects are a choking hazard That had me dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

[@xxsadiemichellexx458]

Sameeee 😂🤣🤣😭

[@dxpressedweaboo3422]

OMG THAT WAS RIGHT WHERE I HAD IT PAUSED AT! XD

[@releasethehounds9945]

Dxpressed weaboo SAME LMFAO

[@dxpressedweaboo3422]

Releasethehounds omfg XD

[@ooooo2680]

Lol

[@nate-dc9gn]

This video should really be called 1st grader's official guide

[@fatfish5534]

Lmfao

[@infamouspickle1342]

WHEEZE

[@szxiecrazy7394]

So I indicate you’re a first grader who’s Obsessed with Apex 👏👏👏👏

[@tiffxiez]

Boomer roasts :|

[@jt8892]

Fr

[@okaminy6327]

When a teacher say the test is easy say this *because you have the answers*

[@josephdennis-h8c]

"C'mon things could be worse". "Yeah you could be here".

[@cocoaandi154]

Or if you fail a test and the teacher is yelling at you, tell them they didn’t teach you good enough

[@crazytomato1089]

@@cocoaandi154 when you fail a test just say you failed to teach

[@reyna7175]

Who else is supposed to be doing their h.w

[@autumncarroll6886]

Miyu Martinez Me, ima fail tommorow

[@jadrobe3492]

Me lol Im supposed to be studying for exams

[@reyna7175]

xXRoCraftGamezXx Same mine's on Friday I wish you luck

[@reyna7175]

Creamy Waffles Don't worry I'm pretty sure you're going to do great

[@siennas7609]

I just realized me?!!!!

[@09vette]

1:35 Wow, I really need to use that!

[@grevengriff8609]

Chaos cringy

[@tawhidahmed1038]

Chaos ikr samee

[@kalikaleiya]

XD

[@koraii_centuria]

0:49

[@catgods811]

No cuz people will thank its yours *BUT ITS NOT* just dont cuz now i thank your joks are other peoples ;-;

[@jaydah1998]

Someone: "Biiiiitch!" Me: *sarcastically says* "woof"

[@parisgoss920]

He he he... That's hilarious! 😝

[@supasf]

Blue Wolfe that'll make you the butt of the joke or "the roasted one" and will just prove his point.

[@katlikescutekittens6278]

*Female Dog*

[@PolishGuy]

dude that is old english that joke is outdated

[@cart1sluvr]

SuperIsakSwahn Um bitch still means female dog today. And then people started to use the term as a swear word. It still means female dog tho 😂

[@carson3838]

If a teacher ever says “ why do I hear talking?” Just say cause you got ears

[@DominicNieves]

I must study these comebacks so when someone tries to roast me I can roast them back 10 times harder.

[@nnextccode8456]

LikeThisComment me 2 xD

[@javierhuerta12]

LikeThisComment i

[@sikauze]

LikeThisComment Fr y I'm here

[@baccabub7175]

LikeThisComment I agree

[@ariyannasanders7872]

facts

[@NoughtEcho]

once my teacher told me to say why I was late so I said *because someone told me to go to hell,couldn't find it at first but now im here* TIP-U get suspended

[@mrmrd3131]

Explosive lol

[@buongiorno6096]

Explosive I've heard this already get out of class

[@fConRaas]

Explosive Note to self do not copy vines as your own joke

[@phoenics0912]

Explosive That ones fucking good😂😂

[@devilguysadboi5587]

Explosive thats been overused

[@lowzerk]

Someone said im talking to much i said "and your living to much"

[@kingjr4880]

Thanks cuz ppl at my school say u talk too much

[@lowzerk]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą i mean they being a dick at first so 😕

[@chrisr03]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą You literally have _no_ sense of humor -_-

[@chrisr03]

@ȽűṅaʾĢãçḩą That's the joke smh

[@mayovanexrodriguez2950]

If I talked to much let me know we can talk about it

[@acorn_c0micss677]

This one kid in my class thou xD Teacher: I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO RAISE MY VOICE the kid in front of me: then shut up I still laugh at this to this day xd

[@marnelkeishacabural5758]

They be roasting teachers now

[@jaydencollins8979]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 my god😂😂🤣🤣

[@Moneyyrich]

XD

[@JOGINDERSINGH-up2ir]

He still alive?

[@_lia.w]

LOL THE KID INFRONT OF YOU IS RIGHT

[@harper6032]

Person: Why are you so quiet? Me: *Smiles like a psychopath* *Turns to them with head tilted to the side* Me: Does my silence make you uncomfortable? Congrats. If you do this, everyone will leave you alone :P

[@seansweetjohnson6146]

Thx

[@williamshakesqueer4514]

This is also very good if you're being followed home, but you just don't say anything. Give them a half-sane grin with the head tilted, sling your bag off your shoulders and then slowly unzip it. Boom. Problem solved.

[@zthegreat1128]

Beatrix Linetti lmaoooo

[@brici7164]

Kitty Kat wow, that's edgy and sad if you think that's a comeback. It's just my opinion.

[@mayonnaise4496]

OMG I DID THIS BEFORE LOL

[@alexyanes823]

Guy who lost a game: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY CONTROLLER! Winner: Yeah it's the guy holding it. Terroriser 2017

[@xAngeloftheDark]

Alex Yanes 😂😂😂😂😂😂 OMG I LOVE THIS ONE

[@mug2532]

Alex Yanes hahahaha

[@justzack641]

Very underrated comment

[@nonon8952]

Alex Yanes lol

[@elisebolton673]

yeah...they are good comebacks...but if you actually said this to your teacher... your dead

[@trofficial2239]

Elise Bolton ikr

[@minimewestrope464]

Yeeeep im already in trouble from my own teacher. If i said this most of my classmates would die laughing xD

[@elisebolton673]

Minime Westrope lol

[@ypc_jo]

Elise Bolton bruh defenitly my teacher bro, she act all gang and shit bro noone fucks with her ,she supposedly in the "hood"

[@linusalbertsuarez443]

Ill go yolo to the teacher

[@quittt4]

mean fat person: "YOU'RE FAT!" Comeback: "If you ran as much as your mouth did, you'd be in good shape.

[@s6hizo]

I said that to someone before 😂

[@picklejuice560]

@@s6hizo omg what happened when u said that? 😂

[@s6hizo]

@@picklejuice560 he had nothing to say he just walked away

[@picklejuice560]

@@s6hizo omg lol

[@Teah126]

@@s6hizo r/thathappened

[@libuvb007]

Girls:"All men are dogs" Boys:"Dogs are loyal if you treat them right" 😁😁😂😂haha!! that was awesome XD

[@jadimmy]

Magic_Zach because bitch means a female dog C:

[@bowserbowser3030]

Foreseen Forehead lol

[@j-man3477]

The perfect comeback on a feminist

[@russelldmello1695]

Oh yeah then what breed is your dad?

[@fandomtrash6029]

This is 50/50

[@thegamingwolf6418]

Random kid:your trash Me: wow thanks for rating me better than you

[@peterstvg7483]

10 year old alert

[@quiitenx7902]

@Gacha Tunss because then your not a real 9 year old to join Pewdiepie's army. Jk

[@devlovemongoose]

I should use this. This kid in my class calls people trash

[@leyaskingdom6111]

2 year old alert 🚨🚨

[@souptomatojuice]

I'm gonna try this

[@RemovedAccount0000]

Teacher: is your homework done Student: is my test graded Teacher: I have other students’ tests to grade Student: I have other teachers’ homework to do Lmao I seen this online somewheres XD I died lol

[@aturner5784]

lol

[@r4ndomth1ngz]

perfect A+ for you

[@thekitty1938]

Lol

[@farrelleadotevi]

My teacher would probably say, "I have more students!" acting sooo smart, while all the teacher has to do for each test is check the answer key -_-

[@shadowspector3611]

Authority figure: I'm not done talking! Me: well I'm done listening.

[@charlietruby1245]

The people who put thumbs down on the video where teachers

[@owenpalmer6845]

Charlie Truby no just anyone with a sanity

[@grandebutera7283]

*were*

[@Bxnjilo]

*Or bullies that got roasted by one of these lol*

[@monkey83monkey]

I put the thumb down because these r shit insults

[@gabbybutler8028]

*were

[@bmedeiros1752]

You wanna hear a joke Me too

[@daredevilstrikes1909]

Nitro Brady boiiii

[@shadowpizza2127]

Nitro Brady s

[@gluecan3337]

Lol

[@riotradarada]

Nitro Brady, perfect 👌👌 👏👏

[@cassie8665]

Nitro Brady I actually chuckled at this.

[@peedippes2360]

Teacher: Why are you sleeping Me: Your voice is smooth and I fell asleep Teacher:Why ain’t your classmate is sleeping Me: BECAUSE THEY AIN’T LISTENING TO U!!!

[@Nookshush]

Wow 😂😂

[@JesusGonzalez-mm8ut]

THATS SOOOOO GOOD

[@ronalddado9332]

I heard that one on radio brah

[@newimprovedhubertcumberdal5219]

SPOOKY

[@itzlxgend3441]

It's not ain't it's aren't and take away the is

[@joonies_dimples]

Someone random: your so quiet. My comeback: no one plans a murder out loud do they.

[@kenzyyy.m]

.maybe not.

[@wabradt]

Bully: wacha lookin’ at Me: the mistake to mama made

[@domenicconci3892]

My teacher asked why did you fail your test and I said why didn't you educate me properly Then I got suspended

[@konqueror9626]

Legend

[@sidsy7173]

you are my inspiration

[@emilyflack2904]

No

[@llt6977]

DomoRulz no you failed the test cause you're stupid, end of. Not their fault, you deserve it.

[@lobsterthelobster2854]

LLT Are you saying you can know how to complete a test without ever being taught anything?

[@bakasushireal]

*" Dude that song so old!" "What about your mom? You still listen to her "* OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@jessicaappiah1556]

Elsie Gi Official LOL

[@minesotawalids7920]

" *You have no friends!*" " *Having no friends is better than being fake friends with you.* " MY NIGGA YOU JUST GOT ROASTED

[@blazi6309]

you got that from the vid lel.

[@minesotawalids7920]

lmao

[@qwertyuiopasdfghjkl7189]

Get some real likes bro Those likes donated from me cuz you were poor.

[@Mary-cm3nd]

I have a comeback story against teachers: Teacher: no talking during class! Student: no teaching during my conversation! Teacher: your gonna be kicked out of this school if you keep behaving like this! Student: at least you'll be kicked out of my life! Teacher: I should have a little talk with your mom! Student: my mom cant solve all your problems ya know! Teacher: that's it! Two week suspension! Student: finally I have a way to miss school! Teacher: I'll be sending your homework over those weeks! Student: and I'll be throwing those down a river over those weeks! Teacher: I'm keeping you after school! Student: sorry but I cant make it because I have a life Teacher: you think I want to stay here with you!?!? Student: its not like you have anyone to go home to! Teacher: THATS IT! DETENTION!!!! Student: while I'm living it up in detention away from you.... you'll be teaching 26 other me's Teacher: enjoy working at McDonalds ! Student: at least they pay a better salary than your's! Teacher: Your never getting into college! Student: I dont want to go somewhere where I'm gonna end up like you thinking I'd get better! Teacher: why dont you hurry to detention! Student: why dont you hurry to the plastic surgeon! Teacher: (slaps students face) Students: EWWWW!!!! Your gonna spread the ugly disease! Teacher: you cant get what you already have! Student: awww so cute, your starting to learn beginner come backs! Teacher: I learned from you Student: and to think that I can teach something in a minute when you cant teach anything in a year! Teacher: I'm ending this right now, good bye you stinking brat! Student: what a wimp. Cant think of anymore comebacks or cant take anymore being thrown at you Teacher: ... Student: giving me the silent treatment eh? Finally you stop talking! Teacher: I might as well fail you! Student: trying to be brave? Well the principal might as well fire you for not teaching us anything Teacher: I quit my job!!!! Student: Damn it, you already beat me to working at McDonald's... guess I'll have to work somewhere else! Teacher: you can take my job when your older! Student: at least the students would love me unlike you Teacher: good bye you misshapened alligator Student: hopefully not in a loooooong while you ugly, filthy crocodile Edit: guys please 👍this comment... it took half an hour to come up with this whole thing 😤

[@HAHA-ix9vx]

🤣🤣🤣👌

[@allisonandjt4368]

Bro let's get this man up to 1k Great job

[@stavcy]

It's great but dang poor teacher

[@Mary-cm3nd]

@@stavcy lol

[@Mary-cm3nd]

@@allisonandjt4368 thank you!!

[@kronydriple6985]

Friend: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get away from yo ugly ass.

[@avj1238]

Krony Driple nah I think he's getting away from a nobody. psst look at you profile pic

[@kronydriple6985]

+Alberto Vargas I did. What's wrong with it?

[@avj1238]

Krony Driple wat?!?

[@MegaMarkinator]

Krony Driple Friend:Nah I think its cause your house was on its side of the road

[@yetigamer905]

xD

[@preciousk-m4t]

'You're ugly' 'Aww thanks I was trying look like you today'

[@monicasharma321]

RainbowGamez Thanks for the comeback, I'm saying that to my brother

[@sanyasartorius3726]

RainbowGamez ded😂👌

[@narwhalgaming1860]

Wtf are you 12

[@brrow5598]

ive seen that so many times in vids copy boy

[@GNNandmoreYoutube]

You look gay That's not a very good pick up line

[@sophiajones5541]

Teacher: You want to be a class clown Me: Sure but I think the makeup looks better on you.

[@manglegaming3652]

Teacher:and Oh think you'd look better in detention That's my roast back if I was the teacher in that situation Edit:thx for 2 likes I honestly thought that was a bad roast

[@iminpain9746]

Me: And you'd look better off the school commitee

[@sugasaurosa.2961]

Student: **Roll's Eye's** Teacher: Yeah yeah keep on rolling your eyes you will find a brain there.

[@hopefulish]

(I'm probably annoying for this but aRmY?)

[@darklordsoma]

Not bad

[@ahpinge2777]

Not like you have any.

[@rixlas]

Also teacher: oh right you don't

[@camistar3468]

Army!💜

[@gothiksaintt]

Emilio (My friend): "Ma'am, may I use the restroom?" The substitute: "Well, can you?" Emilio: "Well, can you get a full time job?"

[@RoyalistFox]

OOHHHHHHHH

[@mariwaahmed1007]

NylosProsasiKyurem you got that from eh bee family

[@aktharahmed8798]

Eh bee

[@parkjihoon___1340]

NylosProsasiKyurem ik this 1 already

[@georgepaul6240]

sub:can u get any job?(works if Emilio doesn't have a job/is student)

[@therealmvp8662]

the just ask your sister one is maaaddddd

[@-RandomPlayer56-]

this is the best one yet

[@camjo244]

just ask your sister would imply your talking to your child, and you wouldnt be saying that to your child and if you have a child then it would be obvious your not a virgin

[@nguyenn7729]

are you trying to be smart?

[@pigfacelord9850]

hey Alfie who is AIRLITE 400

[@therealmvp8662]

pigfacelord ?

[@pron29]

A better comeback for "Why are you so quiet?" would be "Im trying to save my voice for more important people." idk. Is that dumb?

[@emilydarksparks3546]

Mr Meaty hand them a note saying "only smart people can hear me"

[@emilydarksparks3546]

ElectrifyTV i dont know if you were calling youself dumb or trying to make a bad insult...

[@emilydarksparks3546]

ElectrifyTV its a comeback for real life...

[@jadenmajors4481]

Mr Meaty that's good😁....I was gonna go with "because if I open my mouth I might bight of my lips because I'm so hungry!!!!"you like it I came up with it?😜

[@rslongshot7453]

Sorry Jaden, that's not that much of a roast.

[@jocelynmarie7238]

Teacher: um excuse me, are you too talking in class ? Me: yes do you want us to speak louder Me: SCREAMSSSSSSSSSS

[@mmxvii-17]

That’s not a roast that’s a bulls***

[@georgewbush43]

That’s some corny white comebacks

[@omar_1880]

@@georgewbush43 yo dude remember me? :^)

[@georgewbush43]

「Omar gacha」 yes I do actually

[@omar_1880]

@@georgewbush43 k good.

[@riyamalhabshi9224]

0:38 the girl who’s sitting on the front side of the table has a bow that looks exactly like her ears so it looks like she has a long ear 😂😂

[@diymouse4606]

OMG IT DOES !!!! 🤣

[@irondiamond9959]

Yeeeee

[@gamergoddess9929]

Lol

[@sashaw7064]

LOL

[@etherheaded]

Oh yeah true, also in 0:38 the teacher has no shoes and no socks

[@user-sl9vu9hn3o]

Me: *Pours water on bully* Bully: WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? Me: Oh,I thought the witch would melt.....

[@pacifist2525]

Myra Mae Flores to be honest that's actually so bad. Some people should just stick to being made fun of.

[@user-sl9vu9hn3o]

Abdi Abdi Didn’t actually happen to me. Just an idea

[@jalan.t]

Abdi Abdi And some people like you should get a education and graduate.

[@마스터킹-p5x]

Myra Mae Flores stfu you copied someones comeback dislike

[@blu3b3rry96]

OHHHHHHHHH

[@nickgonzales9033]

Every 12 y/o will use these on xbox now... Thanks

[@WheatsTsu]

Nick Gonzales yup

[@thegamerswitch109]

Nick Gonzales nope not me.

[@Cookieolicity]

Yep

[@shanehennessy6590]

yeah but that's how you know they are so sad to look up comebacks BTW I didn't search this it was recommended

[@benjamin8558]

+Shane Hennessy Same

[@ImCreamyDarn]

Smart phones smart watches smart tablets *When will they start making smart people?*

[@amythebookworm2583]

oooooooooo😎

[@zz_br]

until I settle their grave with flowers.

[@arthurdickson5011]

Cringe.......

[@cr4tt3mndt71]

Oop-

[@whitewolfgaming6087]

@@zz_br go get em *man behind the slaughter*

[@hankfratus7052]

The bell doesn't dismiss you, I do. Response. Then it doesn't tell me when you arrive either

[@usaprojectx]

Halliebear Fraighttraighn nice one!!!

[@bruhnotused5137]

Halliebear Fraighttraighn ohhh ohh roasted XD

[@RitCore]

Them: "What did you say?" You: "Nothing" Them: "Thats what I thought you said" You: "Then why'd you ask?"

[@jacobgoddard9688]

XD

[@polar-east]

If someone calls you Ugly. Have a good comeback and say *_"Sorry, I'm not a mirror."_*

[@micanp3284]

Ow mah gawd THATS SAVAGE

[@rageclan2648]

Ultimate Dumpster or say No U

[@r1tzy5551]

@@rageclan2648 that's weaker

[@dekuizuku3433]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Choco-re1tr]

That's the worst comeback ever, everyone says it!

[@austinhudson6866]

I drew a koala once and this guy in my class says “That looks ugly” and I said “Oh well that sucks cause I tried to make it look like you.”

[@Moneyyrich]

XD

[@loveladydiana]

Omg 😂

[@loveladydiana]

@@baconboiii67 LOL 😂

[@user-ye9bc7nw2c]

@@baconboiii67 dumbass

[@baconboiii67]

@@user-ye9bc7nw2c Sorry if you didn't like my Comment i deleted it

[@SuperCoolGuy30000]

Teacher: who gave you permission to talk?? Me: YoUr MOm

[@lulugo28]

NobodyLovesYou gay

[@minhasiabdalle6994]

Karen’s KZbin for Fortnite stuff. Well emmm that’s cringe

[@ninomandic3750]

Joe

[@iihoneyxiiyt6467]

myself why?

[@Amzzgogetter]

0:35 that one would get me in trouble

[@staringhamster4211]

Yea

[@Packrunner4]

αrmαヅ lmao your scared pussy

[@deadlikeyourmom2167]

@@chelseaK11 nah he scared too do it too himself 😂

[@superwh0l0ckfan65]

Triqz_ Official Well bud, you are what you eat. I guess that makes you a dick.

[@Iyychee]

Triqz_ Official lmao at least he’s not you

[@jeffj5963]

Me : FINDERS KEEPERS! a girl: have u found this yet? 'Holds up middle finger' Me: ya i did i found it in your mouth

[@minimewestrope464]

Niiice

[@mekagamer1559]

jefferson jiang If that girl was me I would have slapped you so hard. I don't mess with that.

[@lehmuffingacha7553]

Bully: You way too fat 😂😂 Me: Your flatter than a pancake and I’m the thicc version of you.

[@darkwisp7434]

Being skinny is better than fat so not a roast

[@Artist-r3b]

You talk so much, your mouth can't hold that much food, but you can hold all that stuff to say

[@issy1038]

Someone said to me ' why are you so quiet? ' I said, ' Oh, I'm not quiet I just don't talk to people I don't like'

[@Katinnity]

isabel oxley I'm using that. I didn't talk in primary school to anyone but my friend.

[@teejayjee8422]

Weak man, weak

[@ikarainijirai]

Dont listen to them i have trouble coming up with comebacks

[@Wettard]

Oh my fucking god brehh I can't wait for a little white boi to try me with of these smartass comments ooof

[@vincethatwonderfulboi7374]

I actually said that to a bully 2 years ago. Then he tried to punch me and he missed.

[@dead1997]

2:49 that’s like a triple joke lol! 😂!

[@mr.cashie44]

Who dafuq says that someones dick looks like a TIK TAK

[@jaydah1998]

That last one tho XD STILL gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "You're ugly!" "Excuse me, I am not a mirror!"

[@Eselball]

Blue Wolfe yup

[@octopathtimetraveler5881]

Blue Wolfe hahahaha. I got the perfect one Me: im on fire! Bully: r u calling me ice?!

[@josephhathcock1263]

Blue Wolfe wow I thought I was the only one to think of that hadn't watched the video

[@7rings940]

I literally always say that 😂

[@slytherclawqueen9429]

Weak.

[@abdallahalbaity8301]

Bully: where did you learn those comebacks Me: from your moms lessons that she use to teach you with

[@k9uknit564]

This is boot camp for all of the 12 year old on KZbin

[@asphaltgamersnumberonefan3903]

K9uKNIT ikr

[@EVRLYNMedia]

im 12

[@asphaltgamersnumberonefan3903]

12 likes....O_o

[@jonathantejeda5300]

K9uKNIT I'm ten but these are fucking awesome

[@unfunnymeat]

Jonathan Tejeda If I could could list all the 10 year Olds who swear,I d be here for days.

[@JRD-uf6ns]

K i will use this in school thanks.

[@protagonistpajamas5204]

#IGetBulliedBecauseI'm4'4 so I will use these

[@protagonistpajamas5204]

Yeah, and if it makes you beautiful then I don't need it but you do

[@TayyJayy]

@JRD 1299 thats me

[@gaiad8013]

JRD 1229 same

[@deathnote2969]

JRD 1229 lol

[@mw5005]

Me: Your hairline is gay Person:How can a hairline be gay? Me: Well it isnt straight.

[@doubledenz]

do u still talk about hairlines are u 9??

[@poop-lu8kz]

roasted

[@VenomFNyt]

Dennyboy AKA Baloteli just because your little ass is 9 and 3/4 does not mean you have to bitch, YOUR CHANNEL IS FUCKING MINECRAFT PE

[@chxrming9845]

Why can't it be bisexual, asexual, pansexual, lesbian etc.

[@merrilleeparks3885]

Pugtatoes Are LIIFEE!! Because It isn't any -_-

[@chubby-chan6777]

0:38 Teacher: “Why are you talking in my lesson?” Me: “Why are you barefoot in school, ma’am-”

[@exilityrbx6130]

You just got a new sub

[@longlivejahsehxxxtentacion6748]

[Silent Asssasin] same

[@exilityrbx6130]

AnimalLover Forever ikr

[@nicktraffica6080]

[Silent Asssasin] like your sub is so important

[@exilityrbx6130]

The yo-yo yes it actually is

[@exilityrbx6130]

Avakin Star lol

[@Kalposia]

KID- what r u looking at KID2- still tryna figure it out

[@aesthetic3467]

METRIXX KNIGHT OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@firefox2325]

Good one XDD

[@legend12x6]

METRIXX KNIGHT lol this is actually good

[@yuhyuhh6841]

METRIXX KNIGHT OHHHH SHANP

[@blazi6309]

SAVAGE

[@jasmineteas_]

Bully: You’re rude! Me: You existing is rude

[@eyeemoji3317]

No a bully would just kick your ass.

[@jasmineteas_]

Okay Then Then I would yell stuff at them in German, and then walk away

[@omarthrallenhagen5371]

Bully: My existence is rude to you, just like the existence of lions is rude to zebras, you are getting killed after school smarty pants. You: Fuck

[@BlackStar-kt9ji]

Omar Thrallenhagen so true

[@hiei7992]

Bully: My existence is rude while yours is too nice, guess that makes you a pussy. Smartass.

[@yazzsyxo]

Bully: GO GET A BRAIN!!! Me: sorry I already have one

[@chisomololo9138]

And he doesn't lol

[@zovex8547]

You should say okay I will, for you but use it properly

[@rick1493]

"Sorry don't need another brain"

[@anarchyburger_]

On Halloween some punk in my history class said "Hey, what are you supposed to be, a freak?" So then I roasted him by saying, "Possibly. And what are you supposed to be for Halloween, a disappointment?" Everyone including the teacher laughed.

[@vifurawa2715]

Panda Master good

[@exquisitesquid4423]

Panda Master Noice

[@christine3860]

Panda Master that's rlly offensive. there's something wrong in saying racist things and sexist things, but theirs nothing wrong with making fun of alternative people.

[@goandcommitgameend3274]

EternityHuntress I don't see how that's offensive

[@christine3860]

ILikePokemon 219 It's like me saying to a black person, "What are you supposed to be for Halloween? A cookie? "

[@michaelkotsano1583]

Comeback Roses are red violets are blue i loved life just not with you You will get dumped

[@rainbaiyu]

Michael Kotsano comebacks to girls who call u ugly. Roses are red Your heart is black Also your chest is as flat as your back :)

[@onedirectionspotato9597]

Michael Kotsano violets are purple

[@SNOLLYS]

@@onedirectionspotato9597 No voilets are voilets

[@cringecroissant5592]

Michael Kotsano this isnt a comeback Einstein

[@swardiet926]

Guy: "Can I tell you a joke?" Response: "What, Your life?"

[@chupacabra9357]

That's not even a comeback, that's just being a jerk.

[@swardiet926]

Dude, most of these questions make you being a jerk, lmao

[@chupacabra9357]

Swardiet They were mean first though

[@swardiet926]

excetly!

[@xxinsanegrapegamingxx9063]

Guy: Can I tell you a joke? You: I heard of all of them. Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, YOU. This joke shouldn't be offensive in anyway. So no hate replies please.

[@laily1263]

The person who hates me said Her: you have no friends Me: really Her: yeah! Me: at least my friends arnt mirrors Booooom she was pissed!!!!!!

[@its-zay3890]

xo. Laily ox wow your cool 😐

[@amarisrosalette3694]

CAN I GET ALL YOUR COOLNESS

[@tundraleech]

Dude lemme find the cool

[@shaylavallee9554]

-Why are you talking during my lesson? -why are you teaching during my conversation? *I did that to my teacher, got suspended*

[@slytherclawqueen9429]

Well shit.

[@pinkiru1619]

LOL

[@pinkiru1619]

Poor u doe xD

[@jrf2497]

Ya right ya did ya

[@velimirmisanovic8647]

Dude this could've happend but you literaly stole the top comment wtf dude

[@Kay-eq3ts]

My fave: "Why're you talking during my lesson?" "Why're you teaching during my conversation?"

[@kota3192]

sameeeee

[@princeami7344]

I await the day when you can download hundreds of comebacks directly into your brain and have them on stand-by to use in any situation.

[@FluffyPE]

You. Your a genius

[@josephlaisy9806]

You're*

[@carolynblake5235]

Yessss

[@20thcenturygamer22]

Did you just wind up mashing your keyboard?

[@toffeeapple1181]

+Swaggy Meme Noscoper You watch a video that includes 10 comebacks and yet you still don't have any good comebacks, that's just sad.

[@jonelly-pu9vi]

who's watchin this durin quarantine😩😂

[@ichigoglitz4786]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, And the third’s one for you!

[@chrisorkos]

Lmao saw it from the internet.

[@its_jennaplayzzz7559]

You got that off the Internet :l

[@hiei7992]

Don't you mean, *4 fingers?*

[@tevinklyce8710]

Your thumb is a finger? Butgood joke,like you

[@notavailable9933]

Antonella Zuppelli unoriginal

[@dannychrispin6794]

Teacher: why are yoo talking during my lesson? Me: why are you teaching during my conversation? 😂😂😏

[@foodislife1975]

After school : *Gets a call home* Your Mom : Guess who got a call home from school today? You :Meeeeee!!!! Also your Mom : Who is also about to get the beating of a lifetime?😊 Also you: *Crickets*

[@cunilovessans9719]

Danny Chrispin Teacher: Because I’m the teacher....?

[@slash6814]

@@foodislife1975 these are just generic arguments people will use when they lack creativity skills.

[@serenitxey]

0:31 omg I finally found a comeback for that everybody asks me that lolol

[@m1quell262]

Same

[@oofergang1899]

Same

[@nellysusan4520]

Teacher: Stop talking Me:Teacher you are talking Teacher:No I’m just saying Me:There are literally other words to say Teacher:You are rude Me:Your not smart.

[@nathanapplegate5374]

*you’re

[@Conn_0088]

🧐🧐🥱🥱

[@dumbautistickid6203]

Kid: Why are you so quiet Me: I was suffocating from your bullshit

[@salasyk8708]

Deadlyscreen Shots 👍👌👏👏

[@meggiepooo]

lmaoo

[@gracelilley6726]

"Your clothes are ugly!" "At least I can take these off. You're stuck with that face."

[@hannahobi4554]

Grace L good one

[@Wiz4rds]

Lol

[@rinamoo108]

Brother:Clean up! You’re always lazy! Clean up the trash! Me:*cleans* *throws away trash* can’t believe you made me throw away your girlfriend

[@mariesparza1594]

YEET

[@mintyturner9925]

Damn bro.. What she ever done to u? Maybe except the fact she was occupied lol

[@coraljammie6723]

Brother: Clean up! You're always lazy! Clean up the trash! You: *pushes him out* Brother: hey! Why are you pushing me away from my room? You: But you just said to clean up the trash!!! 😂😂

[@Zetr0]

👌👌👌👌