Funny Conversations Overheard In Walmart That Will Crack You Up

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[@memestime9858]

Hi !!!

[@melodic.starlight]

heya!

[@me_youtube4666]

Hi, how are you?

[@DiscoTimelordASD]

G'day 🙂

[@I_Eat_Lemons]

Ello!

[@Maerahn]

My UK equivalent - Overheard in Lidl: Man with two young boys under five: "No, I'm NOT going to get Mummy, Mummy is having her day off from looking after us today, remember? That's why it's just us here, and we are GOING TO HAVE A NICE TIME TOGETHER EVEN IF IT KILLS US...!" I hope he found a friend to give him a hug. 😊

[@kaoutermouslimhaliba7145]

The child telling his mom she has too many kids, I fell him. You become invisible the more they are... Walmart seems to be an interesting place to be at. Lol

[@thisistheaccountname]

Guess it depends on the people in the family. I come from a big family and my parents come from families where they had 8+ siblings in each of their families. I'm the youngest of ours and we'll over 30 now and my mother and father never made any of us feel invisible even after they divorced. My father even calls us and all of his grandchildren each night. But yeah, some people just be having too many children when they can't handle them.

[@robcog1451]

Love how the ones who hear the conversations frequently try to sound superior to those generating the conversation when EVERYONE involved is shopping at Walmart!

[@MS6870]

"I have too much blood in my alcohol system." Me: Doesn't he mean it the other way around- wait a minute- i get it now.

[@naomiemoore5725]

I remember those days . . . I used to keep a bottle of vodka in the freezer at work. When I started pouring it in my coffee in the morning everyone knew it was going to be a long ass day.

[@delledaye2035]

So Walmart is really where all the magic happens... Quick question... So the F makes total sense but the B is a mystery... Fascinating 🤔

[@josepherhardt164]

People pick on Walmart, but sometimes, for stuff you need TODAY, it can be a tush-saver. Before Radio Shack went all phone and crappy, people used to complain about its prices for electronic parts. But if you needed something TODAY, it was the place to go to. Similar thing.

[@geanbean1305]

Front back 🤓

[@dannypipewrench533]

6:34 Well, there are actually good and bad Wallmarts.

[@mechengr1731]

Same for Kroger. The kroger near my mom's house is almost like a Whole Foods, the kroger near my dad is a Walmart with less stock.

[@dannypipewrench533]

@@mechengr1731 Yeah, that is the problem with chains. It is hard to expect the quality of each individual business.

[@wisteria3032]

well so it wasn't Rocket Surgery. and I kid you not, it wasn't Brain Science either.

[@MsRavenNightshadow]

The Arizona Tea one kinda freaks me out, lol. My best friend and his hubby had this exact conversation one night, while we were at our local walmart... The hubby had a strange love of Arizona Tea, and cheese.

[@bluerose3262]

I think the craziest thing that I saw happen in Walmart was when this jerk was losing it about having to wait in line for self checkout. He was arguing loudly with an employee and aggressively shoved a cart as he walked by it. The cart happened to contain a toddler, and the mom absolutely went off on him. Just tore into him. Good for her! Jerk tried to get aggressive with her too and had to be escorted out. My family and I were checking out like 😬 I almost thought a fight would break out.

[@thepeddler9226]

I went to WM one time when my oldest son was about 5 y.o. I was checking out the lingerie and he kept saying "Oh, Dad would really love this" or that. Suddenly, there's this woman coming to us and wants to borrow my son for 5 minutes... Same kid and probably the same age; we're at bulk barn where all the candies are but I'm looking for oats or something. He's asking to get some candies, I say "No, we don't need them; it's not on the list" "OK". There's a woman right there and she said "Wow, that worked" "Well, it's really not on my list and I don't deviate".

[@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence]

Makes me think twice about being goofy and silly when out and about with my husband or daughter haha. I can only imagine what some folks think.

[@KatieM786]

Who cares? Enjoy your time and be silly with them. Life is too short. Also, you might see yourself on one of these vids one day!

[@naomiemoore5725]

Go for it! Who cares? I do silly stuff all the time. It amuses people. Happy to put a smile on someone's face. Life is serious enough - laughing makes you live longer.

[@maret1729]

Who else in 2021 read the one about the lady being screwed 6 different ways in 2018 and thought "just wait 2 years"?

[@Sophia-kj1ev]

As a longtime Wyoming resident, it’s not Wyoming without the horses

[@fionalawler6952]

I'm from Ireland so I've never had the Walmart experience....but it sounds interesting!!!!! To put it mildly!! Hmmm next trip to the USA, Walmart is on the list!!!!

[@midnights2631]

Good luck when you visit!

[@ms.fandoms811]

Not from Ireland, but hey me too!

[@ms.fandoms811]

@@shakingbones1768 well thanks for the tip!

[@fionalawler6952]

@@shakingbones1768 Oh I was just going to wear hot pants and a belly top even though I'm not gonna look good AT ALL in them!!!!

[@lindaainsworth1784]

Go to Asda (if you have one nearby). WalMart owns them

[@fionad6338]

I heard a five yr old say to his mom after she said no to getting candy "And that's why daddy doesnt get you nice things"

[@magicawesomemukbangasmr1615]

Lmao all these peeps discovering water for the first time at Walmart!

[@haroldwilkes6608]

WalMart - where the real world begins....and pretentiousness ends.

[@jgw5491]

That one about the women bragging about their stints in jail reminds me of the same conversation I heard in line at a dollar store. It's a subculture my little goody_two_shoes self isn't usually privy to.

[@anna.b8290]

6:23 Squirrel heads are another name for potatoes, I’m assuming that’s what they were referencing. Love the video!

[@ShadoeLandman]

No they were probably having squirrels shot during squirrel season.

[@malindaallen718]

No, people really do eat squirrel. I prefer it to rabbit.

[@dannypipewrench533]

Of course, they may have been joking. Though actual squirrels are eaten, too. I say krap like this all of the time.

[@diamondj2008]

8:46 I sometimes used to sleep in the horse trailer at events or in the car, you just put a swag down and go to sleep and it’s quite nice actually 😂😂😂

[@naomiemoore5725]

I agree! Let them laugh or look down their noses. We are living life, not criticing how others choose to live theirs.

[@priscillamoore5736]

*4:28* The Sour Patch Kids one had me LOL.

[@puppiesbythebeach2806]

Lesson learned……. Oh you ask what lesson? Well,here it is: In Walmart there is no such thing as a “private convo” It’s like:private conversation?!hah!what’s that again?🤨 😂😂🤣🤣

[@deineroehre]

It is a public place so conversations which can be heard by others are public too. It is that simple.

[@ranjanbiswas3233]

2:34 Yeah there is hope, NOT FOR YOU THOUGH. 😂😂

[@sirblocketh]

1) Have you ever considered that all of the people who overhear this stuff, and/or take photos of 'people of Walmart' have to be in a Walmart, and that makes them "people of Walmart" as well. 2) what's wrong with frying up a mess of squirrels? admittedly I prefer to make gumbo out of them, but either way squirrels have been hunted and eaten as long as there have been people 3) some horse trailers have bunks in them. some even have full(if small) RV type 'apartments' with kitchenettes and all

[@naomiemoore5725]

Hit the nail on the head. My friend has the horse / rv trailer. It's awesome. We have had some really wonderful trips. Who cares what all those small minded people think. Their loss not ours!

[@headhunter7070]

Im three years late to your comment. Thank you for the insightfulness.

[@darkiee69]

0:55 by this I conclude that it wasn't an Irish funeral.

[@MrTonyHeath]

Overheard on a London bus, 'Of course it's no use to her now, well not as a foot anyway.'

[@josepherhardt164]

9:46 A five-D-cell flashlight is to a guy like a dozen roses is to a gal.

[@thisistheaccountname]

In the restroom at Walmart I was washing my hands before heading back to work. A mother and her child walked in and the daughter said "it smells like fish in here". I wanted to laugh, but the mother looked horrified and angry so I dried my hands and left.

[@onespiceybbw]

Some of these posters spend too much time in Wal Mart.

[@ShadoeLandman]

"It's not rocket surgery" is something a lot of us say. It's deliberately wrong, combining two sayings. From a TV show originally, I think.

[@coacobird]

2:49 YES! RESPECT THE COURTESY PEOPLE!

[@paul16451]

I'm guessing that at least half of these were probably misheard. 😅

[@richardmatthews1358]

i would say 2 thirds are just total BS

[@JustUsInBaja]

Two elderly men stopped near the pharmacy area of Walmart. The one pushing the cart made a show of parking it and said loudly, "Well, MY job was to get us here. Now YOUR job is to remember where we left the cart!"

[@johnwilliams7922]

Many horse trailers have wonderful sleeping accommodations.

[@225kristent]

where do these people live? I live in GA and have visited several locations here, not to mention the ones I've been to in other states and not once have I heard weird comments. Now I've seen stuff I wish I could forget but I've never heard anything odd

[@louiscramp4336]

I would wager a lot of these are either made up or a rehash of old jokes, etc. It seems most of these people are trying to diss Walmart, but if they truly overheard this stuff, then they are no better than the people they make fun of , as they patronize the store, too.

[@653j521]

Kristen225 So tell us what you've seen. Might be entertaining.

[@keybored67]

3:01 my wallet just didnt explode with savings

[@dannypipewrench533]

1:17 Ah yes, rocket surgery, the hardest science. But rocket science is actually pretty straight forward. It's orbital mechanics and astrophysics that get tricky.

[@shrimpmobile]

I think the mother saying that the kid didn't even know who Darth Vader is... pretty sure I am that mother. My 1 year old was obsessed with some random Darth Vader toy at Walmart and threw a fit when we made her put it back

[@Finnec123]

Walmart has A WHOLE ISLE with valentine stuff??

[@justeauanka6017]

Part Two, as requested below. 'Old lady says to husband I need to buy make-up, husband replies, Save yah money you cant polish a turd hunny'

[@vickiesmith3021]

Thank you so much for your video.

[@tee904]

Part 2!!! Part 2!!! Part 2!!!!

[@memestime9858]

ok ok

[@randomviewer6587]

Y'all hearing random people talk in Wal-Mart !!? The cart is doing shoping by itself ~?

[@zerowaste7117]

I should go to Walmart more often

[@zeehansen1743]

I work at Walmart I heard a dumb conversation in the bathroom tonight 2 girls come in the bathroom and while one is peeing and the other ones waiting outside the stall the girl peeing says "OMGGGGggg I just realized something!" Friend "what?" "Walmart has toilet paper on the shelf ANNNdDDD in the bathroom." And that was literally it. Neither of them laughed and nothing else was said they didn't even know I was in the bathroom.

[@dannypipewrench533]

4:28 Me to my wife, if I was an adult and married.

[@aileenhovorka9207]

Love it, but too fast on the longer ones. Age needs time!

[@josepherhardt164]

Use the little gear symbol (tool box) in the video controls to set the replay speed to .75 or .5. :)

[@june.w.1288]

I am just 34, and I had to stop the video many times as well. I think it's just because they didn't give attention to proper timing. It often happens with these types of videos.

[@wendyschutze2818]

I am so glad, after reading these, that we do not have Walmart in Australia. Is it a place “special” people go to shop?

[@TJ52359]

it's just 'another Department store like 'K Mart, Target, ShopKo if you have/had those... It gets a 'Reputation" for attracting the "Special" because A. They're Everywhere ... Not a scientific poll, but I looked at the ones in my area and They average One store every ~45 Miles (73 km) so no one is ever that far from one (my town has 2 maybe 5 miles apart) B. having been a 24 hour store (pre-Pandemic) it became common for people to shop in their PJs (and this trend eventually ceased to be limited to the 'odd hours') C. 35 Years ago they were relatively 'regional', they've since gone global and seen the aforementioned KMart and ShopKo go under

[@dannypipewrench533]

Too bad. Wally World is one of the most fun experiences. Watching all those degenerates think they are better than you is crazy. They say weird stuff, too. And someone makes a run for it out the fire exit while stealing something every now and then.

[@troodon1096]

Wow, seven whole dollars, must be nice.

[@gongoozleriam9783]

These are kind of funny but really I think the people who post them are weirder, like I’m sorry your life is so boring that this is the most fascinating thing you have to post on social media. Maybe your life would be more interesting if you lived it like the people you’re making fun of for being themselves. Different perspectives can be hilarious, especially when uninformed, but honestly I have more respect for the people openly and honestly being themselves and doing what they want than the people hiding behind their phones laughing at and criticizing others when their lives are a boring mess and they hold back so much of themselves because they don’t want to be judged by others the same way they judge people different to them that don’t conform to a mold.

[@tradewins]

wow some of these actually came close to being mildly humorous

[@dannypipewrench533]

8:39 In VEX Robotics, we follow a similar, but different rule: If it ain't broke, break it.

[@MrTonyHeath]

In a French hardware superstore, 'Connor!, Connor! Has anyone seen my Connor? Unfortunately, she didn't know that it sounds exactly like a vulgar slang word for a certain body part.

[@pastychomper4939]

1:46 Stop cutting the lawn, we need to cut the lawn!

[@gato0082]

y'all spend way TOO😂 much time in walmart.. 😬 🙃😯 😂

[@coachtaewherbalife8817]

"You can't improve perfection" was said by a cheapskate.

[@liminal4372]

0:48 this is abuse ??? like you want a child abuser as a soulmate?

[@tigerliler1298]

Um how Is that child abuse?

[@liminal4372]

@@tigerliler1298 controlling your child's actions and saying they have no rights unless the parent decides do you have enough braincells to imagine how damaging that can be for a kid at that age? and how the situation at the child's home and in their future will be?

[@tigerliler1298]

@@liminal4372 she's technically right though as a child the parents are in control , I don't agree with the way she said it but saying it's child abuse is a little drastic. Plus the child said ' I know my rights' so the child thinks they're entitled to candy which they aren't.

[@richardmatthews1358]

@@liminal4372 please lmao

[@christopherburnham1612]

February 15th is my birthday 😁😁😁😁

[@enakshiparua836]

0:22 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-xz1wy4to4o]

That first one didn't happen 🤪

[@thunderplayz3409]

5th comment btw good vid man

[@milesboehmer9969]

That’s not what he was really thinking

[@hannahwalters3602]

Haha. Have a blessed day

[@bellarose-au]

None of these ever happened.

[@maisiemaisie123]

How do you know?

[@noneofyourbusines1476]

More reasons I'm glad I do not go to Walfart.

[@ms.fandoms811]

Walfart????

[@duallydriver2]

Grow up!!

[@marion3654]

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[@ametsunami4070]

2nd comment

[@jasonalexander1067]

not a single one of these were funny.

[@inkycipher404]

Why are all the comments of this video have I only 5 likes and under when the video has already 15k views?

[@lloydkennedy8023]

The finicky height conclusively release because chief really spot in a earsplitting dirt. stingy, combative reindeer

[@kryceksangel]

4:02 bigot

[@shouttothelord77]

Why? Because they’re tired of all the crappy stuff made in China?? 🤔

[@kryceksangel]

@@shouttothelord77 are you that blind?