Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

[@louisbrowne9095]

The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

[@global216]

That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

[@miffyluvbug]

Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

[@finnikin69]

1:14

[@carolethorn3211]

"Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

[@solus8685]

@@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

[@counthobbula8377]

He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

[@brookenelson8203]

CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

[@yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429]

I AM I AM

[@quatroquatroSJSU]

dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

[@bertjesklotepino]

PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!! There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here. Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke. But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

[@INAM1NUTE]

I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

[@StarfulSky_]

I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

[@ameliasandoval8663]

I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

[@donaldlee1658]

Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

[@jameslee6953]

@@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

[@showusjustice523]

My favorite

[@sweetblack1216]

I literally screamed laughing

[@lynnpaulo4594]

Reporter: I AM! I AM! I AM! 😂 Alligator: 🐊 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️⤵️😅

[@briattnybrittany6843]

💀😭😭🤣

[@JanMitchell.SheMovesForward]

😂😂😂

[@a.w.thompson4001]

Thanks for the extra laughs, Lynn!

[@ahhwe-any7434]

He strikes me as a sore loser & he's really prideful. The experts: ok then ... (🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣). He's lucky he didn't get bit. I'd just be like nope. Here! Take him! And I'm not holding a gator ever again. Everrr

[@manifestdestiny1191]

Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

[@yourlocaldeer2191]

Its so disrespectful but its funny at the same time lmfao-

[@thomasgriffin2326]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliabarker2991]

*Mengoodoo

[@elanrg]

She died, it’s because she died lmao.

[@katelyndykes5117]

that’s my hometown news anchor lol

[@manofmystery5191]

I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

[@YedLee]

Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laughslapproductions4690]

He was very nice about it lol

[@peacefulpanda5990]

He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

[@cassgray9340]

He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

[@vladtoper8020]

its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

[@baxterwilhelm8114]

"...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour." "It's not. Except it is." *Looks at camera and gasps*

[@bboo8436]

I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

[@JarJarsFeetPics]

*surprised pikachu face*

[@Lollita23]

Had me crying

[@ionarevamp]

Easily one of the best ones on here

[@abeman02]

NANI!!!!

[@aqualifeculture]

“It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

[@sari5045]

😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

[@sanguine2552]

That was so awkward 😂

[@vice.nor.virtue]

@@sanguine2552 THEY BOTH RAN 💀

[@sayhello5377]

He was so innocent about it, too. Totally didn’t understand. “You’re beautiful!” 🤣

[@davidmock7592]

I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

[@aytothakay]

Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

[@peyteneq5301]

No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

[@aytothakay]

@@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

[@tmaxgo6696]

@@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

[@NotoriousSSV]

I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

[@Tony_Hardy]

The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

[@TheRealEclipse1]

Tony Hardy his face was perfect

[@daniloking223]

4/4 of anything is all of it

[@hibiscusangel7376]

Lol

[@raviolarts]

Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

[@151yaron]

@@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

[@KatienMac]

I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

[@alicengrey]

same!

[@SURFERGRL72RAKM]

Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

[@kalax0094]

katie Cook I agree

[@NextGenAcademyEducation]

Same..seems interesting

[@Gp39454]

Right

[@TheRealestBubby]

I am GEEKING on the "Large Cat Spotted" one, lil bro was giving the "it was me" stare and everything

[@chiquitin_o]

"I so pale,,," [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_ ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

[@kaifan4007]

“ I S O P A Y L E” “

[@hard_candy]

She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

[@TheHumbleHumanBeing]

*mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

[@shanekw93]

I died😂💀

[@hem495]

First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

[@FullPowerEDM]

"Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

[@FullPowerEDM]

Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Drist and missile

[@pekenpug9466]

“Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

[@zaid_khan12345]

Snoop Dogg song lyrics

[@Lynn-zx3th]

Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

[@myveryhipusername]

“It’s a man actually, Derek.”

[@piperuk5366]

I was beside myself laughing at that!! 🤣

[@jayadams681]

Was pretty though.........

[@Jerrymc1975]

I lost it

[@gaffneyrailroading1982]

"Check your panties..." had me on the floor.

[@doctorshades9120]

lol

[@cherylbrady6442]

I’m all for my girl who says she’s gonna cook soups, eat breads and desserts, and get all fat and sassy 😂😂😂😂

[@robneff7084]

I think she's already there

[@emfaircrow3871]

Yes she’s a national treasure

[@biz6546]

“i dropped my hot pocket!” a true tragedy 😖

[@jordanalandry1866]

Two second rule bruh

[@mrbig1022]

@@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

[@joeladams5200]

He looked sincerely sad about it too

[@LembeckIsStaying]

@@joeladams5200 It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

[@joeladams5200]

@@LembeckIsStaying 100

[@JenniferC26]

“Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!” “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

[@envy1xc]

Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

[@TheRibbonRed]

Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

[@LaNonita00]

That one killed me

[@smallblackcat8645]

I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

[@goldenpony3460]

Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

[@ControlAllDa1337]

"it's the perfect texture for running" Shatters spine.

[@123operasinger]

HAHAHAHHAA

[@MiszzMiszz]

that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

[@JH-fe2ho]

Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

@@MiszzMiszz exactly

[@joelorosario2300]

Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off. She slid alright

[@rickyt5179]

The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

[@eerielconstantine5051]

That one killed me dead 😂

[@TwiSt3DxShaDoW122]

"...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive." "Well, Mark, you would know about that." RIP Mark

[@Crymeareva]

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@pilosopino23]

Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

[@adamczubaszek9379]

but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

[@geewest7184]

She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

[@TTownIBC]

Legend says he’s still looking at her

[@linofaiiry4980]

I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

[@AntonXul]

Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

[@Raebrained]

It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

[@linofaiiry4980]

Aqza ak Hello ^^

[@justinthomas4724]

Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

[@dougdiener8775]

Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

[@0rchid71]

“I so pale” “You’re on” *suprised pikachu face*

[@Big_Ben1987]

I sO pAlE

[@hafizhsidqi]

On air

[@0rchid71]

@kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

[@angelicaangels6835]

Hah!

[@oksyar]

Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

[@Lighttanguitar]

6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

[@pwuppiboy]

"you give him a- nonono..."

[@kasidylambert4749]

“Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

[@love_stephyyc7388]

Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

[@brandonrice1124]

The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

[@aharris87]

That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

[@cynthiagonzalez658]

Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

[@rolandeak]

How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

[@Otto505]

“I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

[@BrockRocket]

"Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

[@itsnika3309]

How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

[@SerbwithGod]

@@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

[@rustyjones7908]

One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

[@tyronegooch5251]

They are delicious.

[@alicerabantheng1727]

“Hold him tightly” “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

[@shithead1092]

Heard this comment 😂

[@derekboyt3383]

That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

[@drbrandy1376]

Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

[@thenorminator3894]

lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

[@plasxodollbaex917]

Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Schlotskers]

10:32 The way she said "pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs" has ended my night 🤣

[@katg5369]

Oh my gosh yes...and the poor cat looking at the camera like....”save me😿😿😿”

[@akshayarya992]

"oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady" "That's a man actually derek!"

[@AndrewGKMusic]

He's 37.

[@jinjer5042]

That killed me

[@dperin00011]

Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

[@Ugh718]

@@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

[@boozness1497]

Classic

[@mrsmacca126]

The alligator one, though….. “ hold him tight” “ I AMMMM I AAAMMMMMM”

[@clinically_inane]

Man speedran every possible way of saying ‘I am’ in four seconds.

[@Sarinalee5109]

LMAOOO

[@Dutch_Rudder]

“CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” 😳

[@ahhwe-any7434]

I like the guy butchering classic sayings. He's like idk so much about this humaning stuffs...

[@Duval-Unc]

"Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

[@Lollita23]

She's my favorite

[@biggbeanz6900]

what does that even mean tho

[@BigMastah79]

biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

[@BigMastah79]

Thanks I didn’t know what she said

[@biggbeanz6900]

@@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

[@kimberlymarrone1727]

Oh my gosh the bus 😂😂😂😂 so funny listening to the guys trying to get it on film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sillylilgoose829]

MARTA really does mess up everything

[@chiseisinclair4843]

*you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

[@Cxndyfit]

I hollered at that 😂

[@jakeanderson7334]

@@Cxndyfit Me too

[@RandyKing314]

Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

[@kiraalouis7249]

Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

[@cellb2619]

😂😂😂

[@yybren]

“My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv” But now, he’s *Dead*

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Requiem for a Dream reference?

[@hatinlife5259]

😂😂

[@welcometolife4237]

It's for the best

[@arikakate4872]

N0rthGr1zzly I saw this comment as soon as the clip camee

[@freddiemercurygaming4124]

Verry epic

[@allisoncastle]

Not the “get me off……. CAMERA” 😂😂😂 just one thing after another lolol

[@johnmessay7616]

"....the beautiful lady" "Its a man actually" me: out of this world

[@Good2DHood]

That was gold

[@SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_]

Same tho omfg

[@southside-hornbaby5325]

“Oh is it” Me: on the floor

[@GwyndOwO]

Oh no... i didnt see it :(

[@charliedance9471]

😂😂

[@dross6206]

Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

[@suzawilo]

Same

[@twilightsparkl]

finally someone who understands i am bored

[@lifeloverNorris]

Chris P. Bacon

[@alluringbliss4165]

you find a hobby while you can,

[@therealmckoy6772]

Light???

[@tiddies6619]

“My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv” *but now he’s dead*

[@ailtommoto1226]

1:11

[@oatlord]

W A S T E D

[@LeroyW70]

Happens everu Saturday

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

that one got me

[@fooooooooooooooo]

Well that took a *dark* turn.

[@lukeemberson5309]

The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

[@IraCollier-v5d]

Same

[@MIRobin22]

How could any presenter be expected to read "Chris P. Bacon" out loud without breaking 😂

[@gloomsouls]

I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

[@stephenashburn4496]

joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

[@mdlm2011]

Had me dying laughing

[@aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45]

he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

[@itzkatie933]

But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

[@morse4989]

Which part?

[@nicholasstocker6866]

“But now, he’s dead.” Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

🙂

[@HugoStiglitz88]

That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

[@duingun]

@@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline？

[@HugoStiglitz88]

​@@duingun 1:07

[@leacebee5892]

What was the back story does anyone know?

[@schkoopdawhoop7885]

For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

[@SuomenPaska]

I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

[@simontafadzwa7006]

I cant even pass this!!!!

[@simontafadzwa7006]

Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

[@felixanima6931]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabitharosefreeman1793]

The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

[@kaptep01]

13:52 the lady closing the door while crawling is hilarious to me

[@bluewaffle7139]

"I grabbed two pizzas" "The other things weren't even worth it"😂😂

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

Truer words have never been spoken 🍕

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

And the dog

[@DJaySplitSecond]

Pizza is the most valuable asset these days 😂😂

[@bluewaffle7139]

DJaySplitSecond Along with hand sanitizer 😂😂

[@ryanm9105]

I love that lady. 🤣

[@thebreacher3219]

The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

[@Pythonzzz]

“And that…is not it” 😂

[@teamadventurebeagle4392]

3:30 For posterity

[@vonkarolinas]

Why?

[@Squirrelconga]

🏆

[@Dreamskater100]

@@vonkarolinas Because the news item was about a big Cougar & he zooms into a regular cute moggy! /cat!

[@LauraRN713]

He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

[@dizzymoosic]

who wouldnt be

[@SnaykEyes77]

Wouldn't you be?

[@treeflyer6088]

That's food dude

[@thisisascam8997]

🤣🤣

[@britneynicole8903]

It was his last one.

[@jonolivier9126]

2:33 You can see the exact moment this poor guy's understanding of reality just shatters. Having also made that mistake myself a few times, I feel that expression.

[@spacecadet2663]

The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

[@michaelsantiago8161]

It was an old nokia

[@maha3684]

@@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

[@kaeyynn]

Probably a Nokia 3310

[@julianax4]

I lowkey felt bad for him

[@thewiebler3529]

"It is an hour, actually." "*GAAAASSSP*"

[@jenniferparker3831]

hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

[@musicsaves71590]

He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

[@bvxs9938]

GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

[@ripp3rjak934]

When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour... DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

[@victoriasavaglio]

“Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

[@laurocoman]

That was so good!

[@habilzas3008]

The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

[@ozgekonkol8819]

I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

[@varun_4125]

I almost died laughing

[@jimitSoni]

Where's that

[@naborlopez3577]

That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

[@Mr.2Slippery86]

"is an Elephant heavy? I'm coming back baby" 🤣🤣

[@triannalewisllc]

that part was funny 🤣🤣🤣

[@lizgroff980]

Love her!!!

[@mjbeezer]

🤣

[@BlessedOne-jp1cy]

@@triannalewisllc yo that was awesome

[@Jay-tu5ff]

BRO I DROPPED MY HOTPOCKET!

[@EmmaBobFufu]

"my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!" *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

[@moirakizito4828]

😂😂😂

[@simonaspoviliunas5024]

This had me dying😅

[@esver1883]

💀💀💀

[@slicvm]

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sad.

[@---lf5rf]

😂😂😂

[@justinsayswtf]

"Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

[@Rudra-fu1kr]

5:36 for anyone wondering

[@shonhubble5130]

That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

[@Em-kc1mg]

Bruh I cried in laughter

[@TelikiMouse]

One of the best bits.

[@MsZaz27]

This one literally took me out

[@buckchasing]

"Well Mark, you would know about that!" Felt so personal 🔥 damn😂.. that chicken 🐔 laughter..

[@theancientsam]

she knows, she got that ex girlfriend energy lol

[@zzzs]

"That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

[@lizbetann]

I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@josuto]

surprised pikachu face

[@zzzs]

lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

[@teresabenson3385]

First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

[@Oxxyjoe]

I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

[@zoeantczak8062]

NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

[@jamesvoris6241]

Them laughin in background was best part lol

[@jmsbyt]

I WHEEZED

[@josgn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ab-jf2re]

The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

[@bondfool]

So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

[@thatidiotoverthere6311]

The camera man zooming in on the cat was gold 😂

[@livviemon]

bro's a star and he didn't even know it

[@LissyVee]

That’s probably my favorite one, he reveals it so dramatically

[@BoJangles42]

The cat’s like, “Yes, I’m the cougar.”

[@crypticpainter7643]

It was a huge cat, it was 😂

[@chadhOneAtl]

That cat was like “yesssss I’m the big cat.”

[@1776Pundit]

I wish I knew what those 2 were saying after the Chris P. Bacon segment. Just those two laughing gets me laughing!

[@luckydr2623]

The girl who spelled first and last, she wasn't wrong though. The reporter didn't specify lol.

[@equilibrium8144]

If she would've spelt her actual first and last names he would've said : "haha I meant the words *first* and *last* silly"

[@Nob911]

Lol true

[@serenity-cn2bh]

I wouldve done the same thing if I was in her position id probably actually spell first and last

[@kevinspano7315]

I would have done it on purpose

[@melaniechiriacescu7876]

No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

[@innertubez]

That was freaking hilarious

[@dickbiggerjr3613]

The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

[@jabarishabazz5928]

Sound like that mug shattered

[@danishbutter1847]

Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

[@Fajut]

Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

[@cloudloco1433]

*LARGE CAT SPOTTED* Small house-cat: "That's right motherf-----"

[@bbrochesterny7194]

He was menacing for being so lil

[@johnathanfriedrich6141]

that’s my local news😭

[@miapdx503]

Kitty was looking smug too...it was her moment...🐺

[@dpetty71222]

@@miapdx503 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dpetty71222]

This is so funny to me for some reason 🤣🤣🤣 the cat!!

[@jimmykray9583]

11:01 that bus driver knew EXACTLY what he was doing 😂

[@masonpatrickwidner8348]

The lady losing it at the cat swimming made me lose it

[@SmilinSinner]

her voice just went higher and higher, it was great

[@tobitaktlos3241]

the expression in the eyes of that cat is hilarious, i can't blame the lady haha.

[@boardaspen]

I missed the next like, 5 segments because this one had me rolling!

[@arin2250]

and the fact that she ACTUALLY kept going with the report despite the laughing set me off LOLOLOLOL

[@cupcakemcsparklebutt9051]

I didn't understand why she was laughing

[@Vddrice]

Is an elephant heavy? ..... I'm coming back, baby.

[@rissajones8865]

The funniest part😂😂😂

[@chaosarmy2141]

shes my spirit animal 😂

[@ebonyboop2770]

Lol

[@OriginalRaveParty]

Big granny Snoop Dogg up in your shizzle.

[@syndelbarreto7181]

" I ain't no 80 years old"

[@mrreymundo5383]

I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

[@NPCSN]

Mr Reymundo Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

[@camilerahal957]

He’s just so wholesome

[@ChazMcGutter]

He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

[@resaridge7319]

He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

[@Longeezy]

CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

[@Marstruth]

That "Chris P. Bacon" gets me every time too 😂😂😂😂

[@ckosturik]

The woman absolutely breaking while trying to talk about the overweight cat swimming almost made me pee my pants

[@MangoMF]

This comment almost made me pee my pants

[@KimEB-m84]

That's me right there. Could never hold in my laugh

[@smoothjas8]

The way she says “physical activities”😂😂😂

[@umapatisingh]

@10:42 Just hilarious! 😂

[@jrizzyjae]

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sorbusaucuparia2623]

*wheezing* "he's managed to lose one pound in six months.." *more wheezing*

[@anissaknight3250]

Me too

[@uwu-dp6io]

Onion Boi did they say months? I heard weeks but idk

[@taylorw4735]

She totes said weeks🤙🏻

[@sorbusaucuparia2623]

perhaps

[@danglytomatoes]

*Snort*

[@aoifex4748]

My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

[@hankhill9780]

He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

[@00tonytone]

Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

[@darth_vyper]

Someone lost their job

[@nazaninmaily2030]

😂 😂😂

[@mia9226]

5:25 for anyone looking :)

[@channelgone3568]

7:25 "Get me off- ... -camera" RIP 💀💀💀

[@lIIlIIIlIIlII]

*"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

[@marci3203]

you forgot desserts.

[@kaymarieb7913]

😂😂😂

[@trent3235]

"quote from video we all literally just watched"

[@moegreene7940]

Love that woman.

[@harvester3355]

Me in quarantine

[@selfsessions3515]

the transition from "drist and mizzle" to "liTITZ" is really sending me 😂😂😂😂

[@selfsessions3515]

I literally can't get past Lititz 😂😂😂😂

[@-simplicity7551]

@@selfsessions3515 LiTITz

[@-simplicity7551]

@Millenial King never?? Its right there 😂😂

[@StealthSwith19136]

Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady" Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

[@cortex1347]

😂😂🙈

[@vancebocas7626]

lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

[@StealthSwith19136]

@@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

[@Mastermindthreethousand]

B U R N

[@scotty3034]

When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something, We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

[@LotCoolerIfYaDid]

That precious man in Austin that tried to save Clark Griswald…❤heart of gold!❤

[@czer9998]

"Hold him tight" "Hold him tight" "I am iam" Lmao

[@shaneaccented567]

I was waiting for this comment. That was hilarious I watched it a few times

[@MikeLaRock88]

"The Hamburglar" was SAVAGE 😂😂

[@DiceMan72]

Literally the funniest thing a man has ever said to a woman.

[@themanthemyththebanger]

I lol'd so much. That look she gave him too! Hahahaha!

[@chiefthesiberianhusky]

That was Tim. He's awesomeness 😊

[@bibigreen6533]

hilarious

[@repro7780]

That boy in trouble!

[@lara_young]

“You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.” “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

[@gh6st575]

I’m week 😂😂

[@TrevorLahey3]

@@gh6st575 weak my man

[@gh6st575]

@@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

[@fazem2960]

That was funny as hell

[@fazem2960]

@RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

[@yvettedouglass4642]

I love how laughter is so catching…love it!

[@m.j.cervanez61700]

"Hold it tight." "I am. I. Am. I am. I AM."

[@TheronPatrick]

That killed me 😂

[@jakelawrencesendito9784]

I can still hear it😂😂

[@exituriam]

XD I saw that part

[@TheCaptainJuunuh]

The way he gets progressively more desperate lol

[@stargazer6097]

😏✊🍆

[@RESULTSofMERCY]

The freestyle one got me dead😂😂😂 the dude even ask "is it live?"

[@TheOrlandoLassus]

I can't tell if he has stage fright or wanted to go GTA V with his rhymes.

[@bigseanprice]

the barber on the chapelle roan show??

[@paisleyprincess7996]

“I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!” “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

[@brianstone3722]

😂

[@RevampReborn]

I drop mah hawt pokeht

[@DonoZeek]

Oh no, not your hot pocket.

[@makeitdude01]

That was deep

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

That's trauma

[@TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot]

The Hamburglar… keeps me coming back🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@7aristos7]

“but now.. he’s dead” kills me everytime

[@BiIlDipperIy]

Killed him, too.

[@romanmalenda1279]

Ay calm down

[@PHOENIXQ2024]

🤣🤣

[@X_X69]

That was some smart editing.

[@nintony2994]

🤣🤣🤣

[@sethmatteson8326]

"So if my math is correct, that's not an hour." "That's not an hour. But... it is!" *STARES IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AT THE CAMERA*

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

*gasps*

[@poisonoussnakes906]

Time??

[@sethmatteson8326]

@@poisonoussnakes906 2:55

[@hgbugalou]

I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

[@nightynightshade]

Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

[@Arshath13]

Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

[@jaysonprice459]

Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

[@allaboutelephants6837]

I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

[@GuacIsExtra99]

Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

[@briattnybrittany6843]

0:20 "what's it's like to brush our teeth's pet" 😭 if i didn't know any better, i'd think that was a sitcom 🤣 i was waiting for the laugh track after he said 🗣🔈CERTAINLY 😂

[@electrothecat07]

Yep

[@Kumachanchan]

The things you will watch when you're quarantined.....

[@inaslabbert747]

Same here from south Africa

[@The1morningstar]

Hahahah that's right. Stay safe.

[@alluringbliss4165]

I 've watched these on a regular basis.. Laughter is always a blessing

[@tbu1325]

AB lol yes

[@Anthony-eo7xb]

Why 666 likes

[@cheesynuggets]

Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on KZbin with millions of views and daily comments 😂

[@DanklingBS]

cheesynuggets how original

[@cheesynuggets]

@@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

[@HuiQiu-n1h]

Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

[@cheesynuggets]

@@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

[@arkhamshow8996]

@@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

[@f-35alightningii79]

Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

[@Kinobambino]

I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

[@Classixish]

Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

[@kahmad9545]

I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

[@elithewholeshebang]

I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on KZbin where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

[@f-35alightningii79]

@@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

[@Hab.hashish]

The bus getting in the way had me 💀💀

[@creativecarveciteclimb5684]

The way it left right after showing the already destroyed building 🤣

[@IXthCircle]

"But that's not an hour" "But it is" *Soul evacuates*

[@TheSmiley1963]

Look on his face >>> 😳 Lmbo!!! 🤣😂🤣

[@austins.2495]

Bowels evacuate

[@Legendary_Detective-Wobbuffet]

I wonder if he does that with every time he's wrong.

[@santiagouribemanzano8501]

*le gasp!*

[@t-lowmusic7697]

T-low 2:42

[@skysplash8]

"oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!" "...that's a man actually, Derek" oooooof that poor guy--

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

A h y e s , g a y

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

[@us2299]

That was like a Office scene

[@ChineduOpara]

Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

[@startygernebulla2088]

Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

[@iamron993]

Reporter: "...a cougar...and that's not it, that looks like a house cat" Cat: Ha GOTEEEEEM

[@cassandragoldsmith9670]

😂🤣

[@lizgroff980]

That cat was mean mugging too, that cat probably scared the cougar off.

[@Earthling..]

That's my favourite part. The cat just sitting there like... 'Say something.. I dare you.'

[@bdellium1650]

Still the cutest blooper

[@victorespino5650]

Lol.. zoomed in on the cat just chillin there

[@TigerCraneLove]

“Corn, how’d that get on my bag” 🤣🤣🤣🌽🌽🌽😂

[@fuzzypanda1684]

"Where there have been spottings of a cougar" dramatic point and zoom "but that's not it, that's a housecat". That bit had me on the floor.

[@PunkRockNerd10171]

Like the camera man keeps it on the house cat to be funny

[@wardog5537]

The house cat staring down the camera was perfect

[@AMIRMAHDIBENVIDI-r2r]

ThEres CoUgaRs In mIsSionS?

[@djohnson-gk1kj]

I died on that one too .. omg lmao

[@jobee525]

3:23

[@natashyasmith5360]

“ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

[@katewilson4568]

lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

[@Matthewmcg22]

Derek*

[@natashyasmith5360]

Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

[@kingcassius2586]

0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

[@honeyv6020]

😂 😂 😂

[@felipebraga1625]

"You've been joined by a beautiful lady" "It's a man actually, Derek" 😂😂😂

[@SnappyCeiling82]

POV:2023

[@VashtiPerry]

@@nocturne87😂

[@JaketheMovieGeek]

It’s hard to tell these days

[@Jsameds]

@@JaketheMovieGeekit’s really not

[@TheRealGSmith]

Beautiful man then ^^

[@richardmullins1883]

That dude's laugh with the Chris P Bacon story gets me. 13:58

[@BonkedCat]

“I dropped my hot pocket“ Saddest story of my life.

[@Sethf2222]

I feel him xd

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwr4227]

The genuine concern on his face really pulls it together

[@springyplaysrobloxyt6214]

Ive never dropped a hot pocket i think, but i feel him

[@kevinstull8552]

A moment of silence for the poor hot pocket.

[@BonkedCat]

@@kevinstull8552 Yes. A salute to the fallen hot pocket.