Best TV News Bloopers Of The Decade

[@TwiSt3DxShaDoW122]

"...I just can't understand here how something so small can be so impressive." "Well, Mark, you would know about that." RIP Mark

[@Crymeareva]

😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

[@pilosopino23]

Legend has it.. Mark is still dead..

[@adamczubaszek9379]

but...its a burn and a compliment at the same time. I'd even lean towards more of a compliment

[@geewest7184]

She basically said he had a chicken nugget 😭😭😭

[@TTownIBC]

Legend says he’s still looking at her

[@myveryhipusername]

“It’s a man actually, Derek.”

[@piperuk5366]

I was beside myself laughing at that!! 🤣

[@jayadams681]

Was pretty though.........

[@Jerrymc1975]

I lost it

[@gaffneyrailroading1982]

"Check your panties..." had me on the floor.

[@doctorshades9120]

lol

[@Tony_Hardy]

The guy discovering that an hour is 60 minutes brings me unbridled joy.

[@TheRealEclipse1]

Tony Hardy his face was perfect

[@daniloking223]

4/4 of anything is all of it

[@hibiscusangel7376]

Lol

[@raviolarts]

Tony Hardy i can’t tell if he’s being ironic cuz the dude seems hella smart

[@151yaron]

@@raviolarts He was definitely ironic

[@vincentvanhoven3486]

The anchor losing it over the cat made that story so much better

[@bwabwa8810]

She lost 1 full pound in 3 months 😂

[@vincentvanhoven3486]

@@bwabwa8810 Even better, in 6 months 😆

[@sabre9962]

Her laugh is so contagious.

[@zachindes]

What a pro

[@Schlotskers]

"dislikes other pHySiCaL aCtiViTiEs." 🤣

[@KatienMac]

I’d actually watch the news if it was like this every day

[@alicengrey]

same!

[@SURFERGRL72RAKM]

Same here, I would pay to watch funny news like this. 😅 I laughed so hard, especially at I dropped my hot pocket. Then the woman spelling First and last 😅😅 News like this would be the bomb 💣🤣

[@kalax0094]

katie Cook I agree

[@FactiriosityYT]

Same..seems interesting

[@Gp39454]

Right

[@davidmock7592]

I refuse to believe, "My brother used to break in our house and steal the TV" deep, serious voice "But now he's dead." is anything other than a perfect comedy sketch.

[@aytothakay]

Seems straight out of Chappelle's Show 🤣

[@peyteneq5301]

No it did happen I remember the news story it was about a mass spree I don't remember if it was a murder or not it was in 2015

[@aytothakay]

@@peyteneq5301 A mass spree that might not have been a murder? Was it a shopping spree 🤔

[@tmaxgo6696]

@@aytothakay the story seems to be saying heroin overdose

[@NotoriousSSV]

I'm over here crying at that that editing was masterful

[@manofmystery5191]

I love how the vet doesn’t miss a beat and goes goes “certainly” after she says “brush our teeth’s pet”

[@YedLee]

Oh my I didn't even notice teeths pet, omg😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@laughslapproductions4690]

He was very nice about it lol

[@peacefulpanda5990]

He did miss about half a beat but kept going.

[@cassgray9340]

He’s like, ‘what?’ but just rolled with it lol 😂 props to him, very profesh.

[@vladtoper8020]

its currently 1:17 26.08.2020 and the number of likes on this coment is 666. I've never seen anything like it houston we have a problem the like button is broken it just stopped at 666

[@cherylbrady6442]

I’m all for my girl who says she’s gonna cook soups, eat breads and desserts, and get all fat and sassy 😂😂😂😂

[@robneff7084]

I think she's already there

[@emfaircrow3871]

Yes she’s a national treasure

[@yybren]

“My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv” But now, he’s *Dead*

[@PieroMinayaRojas]

Requiem for a Dream reference?

[@hatinlife5259]

😂😂

[@welcometolife4237]

It's for the best

[@arikakate4872]

N0rthGr1zzly I saw this comment as soon as the clip camee

[@freddiemercurygaming4124]

Verry epic

[@chiquitin_o]

"I so pale,,," [Stifling laughter] _"Y o u ' r e o n a i r e"_ ",,,,,TODAY'S SNOW IS CRIPPLING MUCH-"

[@kaifan4007]

“ I S O P A Y L E” “

[@hard_candy]

She took it on the chin and came back like a trooper though. Good on her.

[@TheHumbleHumanBeing]

*mAam!* You’re on *AIR* (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)

[@shanekw93]

I died😂💀

[@hem495]

First time I watched this, I was watching her and thinking “what’s she going to say, she’s so oblivious”. 😂

[@tomsdralis3166]

Who cares about the shooting, the man dropped his HOT POCKET.

[@DeeJKerei]

hehe

[@stoneddragon5400]

Man exactly RIP Hot Pocket

[@stoneddragon5400]

@Emily the Emrald engine hey I said that too 😂😂😂

[@jaolin6042]

Haat pack-eeet! (Jim Gaffigan)

[@hotchipsgaming239]

If I had the choice to run or save my hot pocket, I’m pretty sure people would understand why I picked this Hot pockets are sacred

[@Fulcrums_Informant]

“Pert- parsip-…Rain… we have Rain”🤣🤣

[@Unfluencer]

blondie dont like big words.

[@itsdan722]

​@@Unfluencer yeah I bet she's like something else though

[@testacals]

@@itsdan722 She likes your mom who is so big that she got her own zip code

[@testacals]

@@Unfluencer I wonder if it's an accent thing.

[@Aaron-hv4hr]

@@itsdan722go to a mental hospital please

[@tiddies6619]

“My brother used to break in our house and steal the tv” *but now he’s dead*

[@ailtommoto1226]

1:11

[@oatlord]

W A S T E D

[@LeroyW70]

Happens everu Saturday

[@HassanAhmed-rf9xr]

that one got me

[@fooooooooooooooo]

Well that took a *dark* turn.

[@louisbrowne9095]

The newsreaders voice when he says, "BUT NOW HE'S DEAD" is the funniest thing

[@global216]

That took me out, I've been laughing for 3 days now😂😂

[@miffyluvbug]

Louis Browne I started screaming and it’s almost midnight and I have school tomorrow 💀

[@finnikin69]

1:14

[@carolethorn3211]

"Can you reach it? CAN YOU REACH IT?"

[@solus8685]

@@bridgeidiot262 Hell nah, online classes are 10x better than going back to school

[@cheesynuggets]

Imagine doing something embarrassing 7 years ago, and you hope that people will forget about it, but it's on KZbin with millions of views and daily comments 😂

[@DanklingBS]

cheesynuggets how original

[@cheesynuggets]

@@DanklingBS Thanks xD I don't think it's that original though, but I think it's so applicable to this video hahaha

[@HuiQiu-n1h]

Especially the "I so pale lady", the comment sections on each of her ig post is like "I so pale"

[@cheesynuggets]

@@HuiQiu-n1h That sucks! XD But honestly becoming a meme is living the dream :)

[@arkhamshow8996]

@@HuiQiu-n1h what's her ig?

[@aqualifeculture]

“It’s not a weave!” The WAY my SOUL left my body 😂😂😂

[@sari5045]

😂🤣😂 poor white guy 🤣😂. He’s like you said it was a weave while trying to leave his body 😂🤣

[@sanguine2552]

That was so awkward 😂

[@counthobbula8377]

He was holding that Alligator pretty tight to be fair. Impressed he didn’t let go.

[@brookenelson8203]

CountHobbula he was like I AM I AM

[@yuhhhitsbraydenyuhhh6429]

I AM I AM

[@quatroquatroSJSU]

dude that guy was a beast, I would toss that gator far far away

[@bertjesklotepino]

PS: and if you dont understand the humor, then LET IT BE!!!!! There is no need to get angry or get upset about anything here. Only those with a bit of knowledge about history, and about animals (which includes humanbeings.....) might be able to understand the joke. But, i really wonder howmany actually will be able to understand the joke in today's society.

[@INAM1NUTE]

I would like this but it’s at 666 I don’t wanna ruin it Edit: 150 ppl have liked it since then

[@linofaiiry4980]

I love how anytime it got awkward, they would just switch to the weather 😂

[@AntonXul]

Yeah, then sabotage the weather person giving them the giggles! Poor scapegoats.

[@Raebrained]

It's the equivalent of '...Nice weather we're having..' 😂

[@linofaiiry4980]

Aqza ak Hello ^^

[@justinthomas4724]

Xx_KpopWeebs _xX !

[@dougdiener8775]

Unless it was the weather that had the infraction!!! Ha ha

[@StarfulSky_]

I just want to appreciate how they zoom in on the cat with “LARGE CAT SPOTTED” actually written out

[@ameliasandoval8663]

I was dying 😂 the cat just sat and posed

[@donaldlee1658]

Only in Memphis TN will that ever happen. I saw that live

[@jameslee6953]

@@ameliasandoval8663 AWESOME LIKE YOU :)

[@showusjustice523]

My favorite

[@sweetblack1216]

I literally screamed laughing

[@jonolivier9126]

2:33 You can see the exact moment this poor guy's understanding of reality just shatters. Having also made that mistake myself a few times, I feel that expression.

[@dross6206]

Sitting here in quarantine missing the days of light hearted news stories.

[@suzawilo]

Same

[@twilightsparkl]

finally someone who understands i am bored

[@lifeloverNorris]

Chris P. Bacon

[@alluringbliss4165]

you find a hobby while you can,

[@therealmckoy6772]

Light???

[@hgbugalou]

I love when people get uncontrollable laughter. Anyone who is annoyed by this stuff is taking life too seriously.

[@nightynightshade]

Justin Craig legit my evil aunt would give me an annoyed look if I got the giggles😑

[@Arshath13]

Especially the guy talking about "Chris P. Bacon" ! He wasnt able to control his laughter and I love thattttt hahahah

[@jaysonprice459]

Cool Story @Kayda Ratcliffe

[@allaboutelephants6837]

I know, right? It was hilarious just watching them laugh uncontrollably. And Chris P. Bacon? That was genius!

[@GuacIsExtra99]

Chris P. Bacon guy had 0 chance of holding it in

[@chiseisinclair4843]

*you give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish, you give him, you give him a no no no no no no*

[@Cxndyfit]

I hollered at that 😂

[@jakeanderson7334]

@@Cxndyfit Me too

[@RandyKing314]

Whispers no no no no no 😆😆😆😆😆

[@kiraalouis7249]

Reminds me of Kevin from the office😹

[@cellb2619]

😂😂😂

[@sp4c3y]

why is nobody talking about the alligator 😭😭😭 “hold him tight!” “I AM”

[@sopheverlasting]

why did they give that poor man the alligator 😭

[@ControlAllDa1337]

"it's the perfect texture for running" Shatters spine.

[@123operasinger]

HAHAHAHHAA

[@MiszzMiszz]

that was an instant karma for being extra pretentious

[@JH-fe2ho]

Thats Portland for you hahahahahahaha

[@robertfitzgerald3118]

@@MiszzMiszz exactly

[@joelorosario2300]

Her boyfriend too was like: Idk how they can do it with the bikes, I mean we have more stability and in the worse scenario we can just slide off. She slid alright

[@Otto505]

“I grabbed two Totino’s pizzas and my dog and left. Nothing else was worth it”

[@BrockRocket]

"Yeah my children were in there...but totinos..."

[@itsnika3309]

How she gon bake the totinos pizza lol

[@SerbwithGod]

@@itsnika3309 she doesn't need to bake them, she eats them raw...

[@rustyjones7908]

One for her, one for doggo. Smart thinking tbh

[@tyronegooch5251]

They are delicious.

[@abbyrose1991]

I'd call "i dropped my hot pocket" a national tragedy not a blooper.

[@moonstxr4026]

abbyrose1991 🥺 Tragic, should make a headline.

[@godva254]

He was so sad about it

[@yoitsAndy1]

lol

[@k-leb4671]

Almost as bad as dropping your croissant.

[@Scratchingforcash]

Agreed

[@Drfresh1402]

The confidence of the man with the 4 quarters is just too hilarious!!!

[@EmmaBobFufu]

"my brother used to come into our house and steal our tv!" *BUT NOW HES DEAD*

[@moirakizito4828]

😂😂😂

[@simonaspoviliunas5024]

This had me dying😅

[@esver1883]

💀💀💀

[@slicvm]

I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sad.

[@---lf5rf]

😂😂😂

[@melaniechiriacescu7876]

No one talks about the guy who threw his ringing phone away

[@innertubez]

That was freaking hilarious

[@dickbiggerjr3613]

The clunk was louder than the ring 😆

[@jabarishabazz5928]

Sound like that mug shattered

[@danishbutter1847]

Him being annoyed and reading focus hard and ringtone made it even more epic XD

[@Fajut]

Had me crying. Lol 😆😆😆😆😆

[@zoeantczak8062]

NO ONE IS SPEAKING A WORD ABOUT “Check your panties” BRO I CACKLED THE LADY KEPT LAUGHING 🤣

[@jamesvoris6241]

Them laughin in background was best part lol

[@jmsbyt]

I WHEEZED

[@josgn]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ab-jf2re]

The way he said it in such earnest. I can’t stop watching 😂😂😂😂

[@bondfool]

So confident and professional! “Check your panties!”

[@yvettedouglass4642]

I love how laughter is so catching…love it!

[@luckydr2623]

The girl who spelled first and last, she wasn't wrong though. The reporter didn't specify lol.

[@equilibrium8144]

If she would've spelt her actual first and last names he would've said : "haha I meant the words *first* and *last* silly"

[@Nob911]

Lol true

[@serenity-cn2bh]

I wouldve done the same thing if I was in her position id probably actually spell first and last

[@FullPowerEDM]

"Drist and Mizzle" literally sounds like it could be a 90's rap duo

[@FullPowerEDM]

Jrod Jrod it reminded me of Ozzy and Drix

[@ishzarkklyon9590]

Drist and missile

[@pekenpug9466]

“Mizzle” is going on my animal names list

[@zaid_khan12345]

Snoop Dogg song lyrics

[@Lynn-zx3th]

Peke ‘n Pug I think they sound like cute cat names.

[@akshayarya992]

"oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady" "That's a man actually derek!"

[@AndrewGKMusic]

He's 37.

[@jinjer5042]

That killed me

[@dperin00011]

Poor dude looks at camera like "yeah he's right I'm a man."

[@Ugh718]

@@akshayarya992 More like: *YEETUS FEATUS*

[@boozness1497]

Classic

[@AutumnSwift2]

I'm still impressed with how quickly that wife zoomed in and yoinked her kids from the room.

[@paulabailey9791]

And every mother felt her consternation....

[@gloomsouls]

I love how he doesn't bother to just end the call,he just throws the phone.

[@stephenashburn4496]

joelsolomon42 hahahaha that Mozart doe

[@mdlm2011]

Had me dying laughing

[@aestheticvirgocoochie20yea45]

he also could’ve pressed the volume button, then the call would be silent for a bit

[@itzkatie933]

But it's the way the lady just sat there while he did it like nothing was happening

[@morse4989]

Which part?

[@lara_young]

“You’ve been joined by a beautiful lady.” “It’s a man actually, Derek.” 😂

[@gh6st575]

I’m week 😂😂

[@TrevorLahey3]

@@gh6st575 weak my man

[@gh6st575]

@@TrevorLahey3 yes I know, autocorrect

[@fazem2960]

That was funny as hell

[@fazem2960]

@RISSA REAC.X 🤣🤣🤣

[@perks6292]

I can't decide which one's better, the lady laughing at the swimming fat cat or the guy laughing at Chris P. Bacon, the pig with no back legs

[@f-35alightningii79]

Watching a professional news segment slowly break down is the most entertaining thing in the world.

[@Kinobambino]

I swear. And they try and keep their composure only to make things worse.

[@Classixish]

Chris P. Bacon, combined with the reporter's choked laughter, has me in stitches lol

[@kahmad9545]

I’m in shambles every time 😂😂😂

[@elithewholeshebang]

I feel like you would love "No Laugh News" here on KZbin where they have to read a messed up comedy news line without knowing what they're about to say

[@f-35alightningii79]

@@elithewholeshebang yeah I’ve seen that. Pretty funny

[@manifestdestiny1191]

Imagine thinking you're going to be recognized for heroism on TV only to be called "Deedee Megadoodoo" hahahahaha

[@yourlocaldeer2191]

Its so disrespectful but its funny at the same time lmfao-

[@thomasgriffin2326]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@juliabarker2991]

*Mengoodoo

[@elanrg]

She died, it’s because she died lmao.

[@katelyndykes5117]

that’s my hometown news anchor lol

[@CRYOUTbibleteaching]

“Corn? How’d that get on my bag?” HAHAHAHA Best news line ever😅

[@JatPhenshllem]

Corn?

[@Happy-olive]

Sewage soils luggage bit

[@thebreacher3219]

The cameraman who zoomed in on the cat better have gotten a raise

[@Pythonzzz]

“And that…is not it” 😂

[@teamadventurebeagle4392]

3:30 For posterity

[@vonkarolinas]

Why?

[@Squirrelconga]

🏆

[@Dreamskater100]

@@vonkarolinas Because the news item was about a big Cougar & he zooms into a regular cute moggy! /cat!

[@kasidylambert4749]

“Spottings of a COUGAR. And that’s not it. That looks like a house cat” 😭😭😭😂😂

[@love_stephyyc7388]

Hahahahaha I couldn’t breathe

[@brandonrice1124]

The cat was saying you been looking for me lol.

[@aharris87]

That cat was determined to be the cougar... "Yes human... I am to he feared"

[@cynthiagonzalez658]

Cat sitting. Trying to look fearful.

[@rolandeak]

How it was just chilling looking at them like "Wut?"

[@baxterwilhelm8114]

"...and if my math's correct, that's not a quarter of an hour." "It's not. Except it is." *Looks at camera and gasps*

[@bboo8436]

I woke up my baby I laughed so hard at this part.

[@JarJarsFeetPics]

*surprised pikachu face*

[@Lollita23]

Had me crying

[@ionarevamp]

Easily one of the best ones on here

[@abeman02]

NANI!!!!

[@allisoncastle]

Not the “get me off……. CAMERA” 😂😂😂 just one thing after another lolol

[@natashyasmith5360]

“ your joined with a beautiful lady”. “It’s a man actually Derry”.

[@katewilson4568]

lol I felt bad for the newsguy but imagine being that beautiful lady called Brian.

[@Matthewmcg22]

Derek*

[@natashyasmith5360]

Aszuli , I thought he said Derry 😂

[@kingcassius2586]

0:40 🤣😝😂😅😆🤤

[@honeyv6020]

😂 😂 😂

[@nicholasstocker6866]

“But now, he’s dead.” Had me rolling on the floor! 🤣

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

🙂

[@HugoStiglitz88]

That's the funniest one. Like how could the news have possible done that by accident? The comedic timing was PERFECT

[@duingun]

@@HugoStiglitz88 may i know the timeline？

[@HugoStiglitz88]

​@@duingun 1:07

[@leacebee5892]

What was the back story does anyone know?

[@alicerabantheng1727]

“Hold him tightly” “I-I-I AM, I AM!!” 😂😂

[@shithead1092]

Heard this comment 😂

[@derekboyt3383]

That poor man. I’m not sure which was in more distress...

[@drbrandy1376]

Alice Rabantheng 😭😭

[@thenorminator3894]

lol 🤣😅 and than he had the nerve to look into the camera than fixed his suit with pride like he found the cure for COVID-19 😅😅

[@plasxodollbaex917]

Alice Rabantheng 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kimberlymarrone1727]

Oh my gosh the bus 😂😂😂😂 so funny listening to the guys trying to get it on film. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sillylilgoose829]

MARTA really does mess up everything

[@0rchid71]

“I so pale” “You’re on” *suprised pikachu face*

[@Big_Ben1987]

I sO pAlE

[@hafizhsidqi]

On air

[@0rchid71]

@kasDD Gn she literally said she was pale, i’m just quoting her 🤠

[@angelicaangels6835]

Hah!

[@oksyar]

Why did she say "I so pale" instead of "I'm so pale", I thought she's speaking Latin or something

[@thegodofpez]

The “I so pale” news anchor bounced back like a champion. That was very impressive. 👏👏👏

[@insanityfairy9198]

You know she was dying of laughter on the inside too 😂

[@benbenavides4742]

improv

[@livewellwitheds6885]

@@insanityfairy9198 I could SEE IT in her eyes

[@taijanroychiu3883]

She used the Merkel hand gesture

[@xziaah6j63kx9]

she lost too much blood that morning

[@noarsopi5104]

"Oh you've been joined by a beautiful lady." … … … "It's a man actually, Dereck."

[@instak9011]

Creasing 😭😂

[@Posts_Comments]

In today's society you never know!

[@Humgin1234]

Noar Sopi I died

[@thousandnightz]

That guy's reaction was priceless

[@autokrator_]

It sounded like something out of the Simpsons

[@rickyt5179]

The weave one had them both leaving the scene 😅😂

[@eerielconstantine5051]

That one killed me dead 😂

[@aoifex4748]

My man shouting out with so much enthusiasm “CHECK YOUR PANTIES!” Then seeing the realisation in his eyes was pure gold lmao

[@hankhill9780]

He's your man huh was that message for you 😂 h@m@

[@00tonytone]

Hold on can you reach it., And the home Depot guy about to blow it up had me in tears

[@darth_vyper]

Someone lost their job

[@nazaninmaily2030]

😂 😂😂

[@mia9226]

5:25 for anyone looking :)

[@1rage17]

“You give a poor man a fish and you feed him for a day, you teach him to a fish you give him you give him..no no no no” Said a wise man.

[@Momofukudoodoowindu]

It's funnier now that you've typed it out🤣🤣

[@jnpilot]

This comment sent me over the edge😂

[@freezalini]

"You've got QUITE the uterus! I'm just saying!" I was DONE after she said that 😂

[@daphney119]

Hahahaha cried laughing at this

[@neneroars5891]

Cut"

[@Duval-Unc]

"Is an elephant heavy? Im coming back baby."

[@Lollita23]

She's my favorite

[@biggbeanz6900]

what does that even mean tho

[@BigMastah79]

biggbeanz It’s like, an elephant is obviously heavy, so she’s obviously coming back

[@BigMastah79]

Thanks I didn’t know what she said

[@biggbeanz6900]

@@BigMastah79 ahh I get it now thx lol

[@Lighttanguitar]

6:14 That man had deep philosophical objections to the fishing analogy.

[@JenniferC26]

“Hold him tight, Hold him tight, Hold him tight!” “I AM I AM I AM I AM”

[@envy1xc]

Jennifer C I WAS DEADDD

[@TheRibbonRed]

Guess they didn't know each other, huh?

[@LaNonita00]

That one killed me

[@smallblackcat8645]

I mean he was holding his stomach he’s an alligator he’s not gonna be like oh I better keep my head still and be nice!

[@goldenpony3460]

Why the heck was he raising him up to the skies!!

[@johnmessay7616]

"....the beautiful lady" "Its a man actually" me: out of this world

[@Good2DHood]

That was gold

[@SHARKBAIT_HOOHAHA_]

Same tho omfg

[@southside-hornbaby5325]

“Oh is it” Me: on the floor

[@GwyndOwO]

Oh no... i didnt see it :(

[@charliedance9471]

😂😂

[@biz6546]

“i dropped my hot pocket!” a true tragedy 😖

[@jordanalandry1866]

Two second rule bruh

[@mrbig1022]

@@jordanalandry1866 doubt he made it

[@joeladams5200]

He looked sincerely sad about it too

[@LembeckIsStaying]

@@joeladams5200 It was a HOT POCKET!!! Of course he was....

[@joeladams5200]

@@LembeckIsStaying 100

[@lukeemberson5309]

The pig report had me dying with laughter. I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard at something so simple.

[@felipebraga1625]

"You've been joined by a beautiful lady" "It's a man actually, Derek" 😂😂😂

[@SnappyCeiling82]

POV:2023

[@VashtiPerry]

@@nocturne87😂

[@JaketheMovieGeek]

It’s hard to tell these days

[@Jsameds]

@@JaketheMovieGeekit’s really not

[@TheRealGSmith]

Beautiful man then ^^

[@LauraRN713]

He really, really looked disturbed about dropping his hot pocket.

[@dizzymoosic]

who wouldnt be

[@SnaykEyes77]

Wouldn't you be?

[@treeflyer6088]

That's food dude

[@thisisascam8997]

🤣🤣

[@britneynicole8903]

It was his last one.

[@mrreymundo5383]

I love that guy trying to help out with the ladder. As they say, his heart was in the right place.

[@NPCSN]

Mr Reymundo Not gonna lie, I felt bad for that guy. He was just being awesome. I feel like most people these days would just grab their phone and record.

[@camilerahal957]

He’s just so wholesome

[@ChazMcGutter]

He sounded so genuinely concerned, he's pretty cool

[@resaridge7319]

He sounded so worried. "Please hold on!"

[@Longeezy]

CAN YOU REACH IT?!?!

[@XxLEAFY_GECK0ZxX]

0:20 "Can you demonstrate for us what it's like to brush our teeth's pet?" . . . "Certainly!"

[@skysplash8]

"oh, you've been joined by a beautiful lady!" "...that's a man actually, Derek" oooooof that poor guy--

[@Lobotamized_Lobster]

A h y e s , g a y

[@JuiceMyRandomness]

At least he knows he’d make a beautiful woman lol

[@us2299]

That was like a Office scene

[@ChineduOpara]

Legend has it, *the very next day* he started taking Testosterone Hormone Injections 😅

[@startygernebulla2088]

Oh, Buzz, your girlfriend...WOOF!

[@victoriasavaglio]

“Chris P. Bacon” 😂 my sense of humour is broken

[@laurocoman]

That was so good!

[@habilzas3008]

The wheezing reporter makes it even funny

[@ozgekonkol8819]

I actually cried laughing at that, and the reporter's laugh didn't help. Haven't laughed like this in a long time. had tearss

[@varun_4125]

I almost died laughing

[@jimitSoni]

Where's that

[@schkoopdawhoop7885]

For as long as I live, I will never not laugh at “Dede Megadoodoo.”

[@SuomenPaska]

I love dede megadoodoo she's my favourite doodoo ;_;

[@simontafadzwa7006]

I cant even pass this!!!!

[@simontafadzwa7006]

Kkkkk im still laughing, so are they like Blooper-Collectors, kwwaaaaa!!!!

[@felixanima6931]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tabitharosefreeman1793]

The way she says it is hilarious 😂😂

[@graduator14]

"Oh, she rejected my canoodling! I'll pretend it meant chat!"

[@jmoon1145]

The lady talking about the swimming cat. This is the most sincere laughter I've ever heard

[@kerryobrien6110]

I was just laughing hysterically with her!

[@PeterKnagge]

That fat cat looks so pathetic it had me grinning from ear to ear The things we do to live The news report literally described my life

[@harpreetsingh1431]

𝙒𝙤𝙬 𝙚𝙝❤

[@hellothere1216]

It is the purest thing

[@AlmightyEye]

You can tell the whole newsroom was laughing at this ridiculous story, that’s why her laught just intensified as the story went on. 😅😂😂

[@StealthSwith19136]

Derek: "Now youre joined by a beautiful lady" Other reporter: "Its a man actually Derek"

[@cortex1347]

😂😂🙈

[@vancebocas7626]

lol. There was no coming back from that. XD

[@StealthSwith19136]

@@vancebocas7626 nope 😂

[@Mastermindthreethousand]

B U R N

[@scotty3034]

When me and my wife have to go out to say, WalMart or something, We now constantly say, “It’s a man actually, Derek”. I love this video.

[@ed_overeasy]

reporters laugh like they haven’t laughed in YEARS

[@tikaroxanne7286]

They have to take themselves seriously so much that’s why lol

[@ewwawhiteboy355]

16:32

[@jaysontaguba]

That's because they're usually not allowed to. Hahaha😂😂

[@ricardozk]

...they must hate their job.

[@lindsaystephens6838]

Exactly 8:51

[@naborlopez3577]

That "Hugh Janus " lol I cracked up with them

[@spacecadet2663]

The way that dude just throws his phone on the ground as it rings. That sounded like concrete!

[@michaelsantiago8161]

It was an old nokia

[@maha3684]

@@michaelsantiago8161 he broke the concrete!

[@kaeyynn]

Probably a Nokia 3310

[@julianax4]

I lowkey felt bad for him

[@paisleyprincess7996]

“I jus kept herring it...I was duckin and hidden’...I got SKERRED!” “I dropped my Hot pocket.”

[@brianstone3722]

😂

[@RevampReborn]

I drop mah hawt pokeht

[@DonoZeek]

Oh no, not your hot pocket.

[@makeitdude01]

That was deep

[@caffeinatedkatie4696]

That's trauma

[@zzzs]

"That's not an hour, but it is." *looks at camera* GASP

[@lizbetann]

I honestly can't believe that guy hasn't become a meme like blinking white guy. Then again, I guess we don't need multiple blinking white guys. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@josuto]

surprised pikachu face

[@zzzs]

lol i didnt even think this comment was funny but thanks for 1k likes

[@teresabenson3385]

First couple of minutes are really funny, but then it gets lame.

[@Oxxyjoe]

I actually paused the video after this exact scene so I could come find the sharp lad who surely had mentioned it so I could write something. Priceless reaction.

[@TheCards_HiddenLotusTarot]

The Hamburglar… keeps me coming back🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@meme017]

Guy: “A quarter is 15 minutes. If my math is correct 4 quarters it’s not an hour. “ Reporter: “It is an hour” 🤣

[@puppycatwiththefuzzypants5537]

meme017 *GASP*

[@ramoncastilllo4968]

😂😂😂😂

[@theman3790]

Wow thanks for repeating what the video said a truly funny comment

[@artg7774]

Guy: * surprised pikachu face*

[@generalalwick4242]

@@theman3790 bro that's all these comments, so I'd recommend leaving now.

[@bluewaffle7139]

"I grabbed two pizzas" "The other things weren't even worth it"😂😂

[@ChrisJones-pi5mh]

Truer words have never been spoken 🍕

[@It_Is_Oylenox]

And the dog

[@DJaySplitSecond]

Pizza is the most valuable asset these days 😂😂

[@bluewaffle7139]

DJaySplitSecond Along with hand sanitizer 😂😂

[@ryanm9105]

I love that lady. 🤣

[@janel8169]

Somewhere out there, a kid named Hugh Jaynus cried bc three adults made fun of his name on live tv

[@RealMexFoodShouldntGiveUDrrhea]

Jane L I can’t 🤣💀💀💀

[@iamanuel]

Wow😂😭

[@TransistorBased]

Then once he turned 18 he sued his parents for emotional abuse

[@Marstruth]

That "Chris P. Bacon" gets me every time too 😂😂😂😂

[@sethmatteson8326]

"So if my math is correct, that's not an hour." "That's not an hour. But... it is!" *STARES IN ABSOLUTE SHOCK AT THE CAMERA*

[@eeeeeeeeeeeee9651]

*gasps*

[@poisonoussnakes906]

Time??

[@sethmatteson8326]

@@poisonoussnakes906 2:55

[@justinsayswtf]

"Check your panties!" His cheerful tone makes that so much more hilarious!

[@Rudra-fu1kr]

5:36 for anyone wondering

[@shonhubble5130]

That guy has teeth brighter than my future.

[@Em-kc1mg]

Bruh I cried in laughter

[@TelikiMouse]

One of the best bits.

[@MsZaz27]

This one literally took me out

[@lIIlIIIlIIlII]

*"we'll probably.. sit around a cook some soup and.. eat bread.. and.. get all fat and sassy.."*

[@marci3203]

you forgot desserts.

[@kaymarieb7913]

😂😂😂

[@trent3235]

"quote from video we all literally just watched"

[@moegreene7940]

Love that woman.

[@harvester3355]

Me in quarantine

[@buckchasing]

"Well Mark, you would know about that!" Felt so personal 🔥 damn😂.. that chicken 🐔 laughter..

[@theancientsam]

she knows, she got that ex girlfriend energy lol

[@thewiebler3529]

"It is an hour, actually." "*GAAAASSSP*"

[@jenniferparker3831]

hahaha she's like, "It isn't an hour, but it is an hour, actually"

[@musicsaves71590]

He thought he had something on them. He was SO confident

[@bvxs9938]

GrimdarTheGreat it’s me in math class and get something wrong in front of everyone

[@ripp3rjak934]

When he went silent and looked at the camera. That was when her realized that 4 quarters is a dollar which is an hour... DUNNN DUNN DUNNNNNNN

[@alliem538]

Holly is a thirteen year old cat who dislikes the outdoors and OtHEr pHYsiCAL ACtiVITIES

[@glowcloudwheatproducts495]

That was so wholesome

[@kelielli]

I came to the comments to see if anyone else thought it was as funny as I did!!!

[@sdluam09]

LOL

[@embananasplit2935]

I feel that tho lol

[@GoblinQueen2024]

At some point in our lives we've all been the "4 quarters isn't an hour" dude.

[@ashplayzshorts3847]

4 quarters is a dollar

[@slothymango]

@@ashplayzshorts3847 1 human is a human

[@ashplayzshorts3847]

@@slothymango yes

[@slothymango]

@@ashplayzshorts3847 3 cats is 3 cats

[@mrpapagiorgio5404]

List

[@rationalconservative386]

I wish I knew what those 2 were saying after the Chris P. Bacon segment. Just those two laughing gets me laughing!

[@kylepreston3956]

We have been joined by a beautiful lady ‘It’s a man Derek’

[@Angelotube5000]

Now, it's MA'AM!

[@everythingissalad2969]

BADAM BADAM DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LAYYDAY

[@Marble_Pie]

Actually, it’s a *Derrick,* not an *Eric.*

[@WellBeSerious12]

William Shakespeare

[@valer7445]

What sec?

[@BonkedCat]

“I dropped my hot pocket“ Saddest story of my life.

[@Sethf2222]

I feel him xd

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodwr4227]

The genuine concern on his face really pulls it together

[@springyplaysrobloxyt6214]

Ive never dropped a hot pocket i think, but i feel him

[@kevinstull8552]

A moment of silence for the poor hot pocket.

[@BonkedCat]

@@kevinstull8552 Yes. A salute to the fallen hot pocket.

[@patrickfoster_media5451]

How does one bring himself/herself to say, "Megadoodoo" on live television?

[@jackmomma7481]

Impractical Jokers ended up using that name as a previous season challenge pseudonym

[@teaguejelinek4038]

aahahahahahahahshahhdbekl

[@patrickfoster_media5451]

@@jackmomma7481 was it Sal, or Joe ? Nah sounds like a Joe idea lol.

[@HFilip11]

They sometimes use phonetically correct writing for the news anchor to say the name correctly. But it's hard to read if you go fast.

[@lynnpaulo4594]

Reporter: I AM! I AM! I AM! 😂 Alligator: 🐊 ⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️⤵️😅

[@briattnybrittany6843]

💀😭😭🤣

[@kattella]

The poor girl who bites it just after talking about how perfect the conditions were for running always makes me so embarrassed for her 😂😭

[@Kupacolypse]

“It’s the perfect condition for running” Lmao, and falls 10 seconds later.

[@Theshiningstare]

The thumbs up at the end 😂

[@redfo3009]

Hilarious 😅

[@herculydia]

She made the mistake of stepping on the painted lane marker. They are slick as compared to the unpainted asphalt.

[@JonasC22]

not me i think she was being snarky

[@ckosturik]

The woman absolutely breaking while trying to talk about the overweight cat swimming almost made me pee my pants

[@MangoMF]

This comment almost made me pee my pants

[@KimEB-m84]

That's me right there. Could never hold in my laugh

[@smoothjas8]

The way she says “physical activities”😂😂😂

[@umapatisingh]

@10:42 Just hilarious! 😂

[@jrizzyjae]

im in tears 😂😂😂😂😂

[@wookiemomos]

"My brother used to break into our house and steal our tv" "And now hes Dead" Lol wtf 😂

[@baxterboy9160]

Harsh but fair imo

[@wookiemomos]

@@baxterboy9160 totally accurate, just funny how it was said lol

[@grahampawar]

That was a harsh left turn...

[@queenbee6706]

They can watch COPS now on tv..r.i.p. tv thief...said nobody ever

[@grapenutz1137]

@@grahampawar even harsher right turn.

[@VeritatisQ]

2:46 guy had to rethink his whole life up to that point 😂

[@FkDJT-ut1hm]

You can't blame Republicans for not knowing math. They already banned history books. Might as well assume math is next.

[@7aristos7]

“but now.. he’s dead” kills me everytime

[@BiIlDipperIy]

Killed him, too.

[@romanmalenda1279]

Ay calm down

[@PHOENIXQ2024]

🤣🤣

[@X_X69]

That was some smart editing.

[@nintony2994]

🤣🤣🤣

[@danielthemaniel7934]

"You give a poor man to fish, and you feed him for a day. You teach him to a fish, you give him. you give him, ah... no no no no no." The five noes after that anecdote was the funniest possible way to end it.

[@TheRealMCMXCIII]

Yes 😂

[@Ercan-fc2oq]

This one was the funniest

[@deferkoi]

Oh mo no no 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ndo533]

I'm still crying😂😂😂

[@sm1purplmurderedme583]

no no no