Funny Lars Ulrich Fail (Motorbreath)

My friend and I just came across this one and found it way too funny, no hate tho, we love Lars!
#shorts #larsulrich #larsimples #metallica #larsdrums #ulrich #motorbreath #jameshetfield #kirkhammett #robtrujillo #metallicalive

[@zao8645]

lars playing in 86/232

[@E_Proxy]

He likes tool

[@E_Proxy]

He likes tool

[@Skumpy]

​@@E_Proxy I like tool

[@JoseSantosSilva909]

Danny Carey cries knowing the pieces fit

[@Skumpy]

@@JoseSantosSilva909 I know the pieces fit

[@rafalwasilewski2235]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AnnWahlquist]

Lars being Lars

[@stavrosdrakopoulos7551]

Dude I said that exactly 🤣

[@arinur2347]

and that the reason he is legend 😂

[@joshx555]

I think you said what every drummer was thinking

[@josephbrooks8803]

As much as I try, I can’t stop listening.

[@aitorcomellasbenejam9674]

Lars playing Harley Davidson

[@Reuben_Lalnunzira]

baaahahahaha

[@rafabox182]

😂

[@GA-sy1gw]

😂😂😂

[@arzabael]

Ohhh myyyyy gahhhhh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 never thought of that

[@oburihong961]

Baby kick...

[@c0hink176]

he isn't even trying anymore lol; his feet are just spazzing out

[@youaresoft-ee4ub]

wrong dummy

[@LesGaming511]

At this point, I believe he may have a medical condition he hides. I feel like he hides grief a lot I.E. he NEVER talks about Cliff. That's my only

[@Tony-fx9ky]

As long as they clap😂

[@Darth_Malleus]

@@LesGaming511Joey had a medical condition and still played like he was in his late teens.

[@tom416]

Yea but honestly, his tom's were totally off beat AND completely missing a few for the pattern he was attempting, too. He's ALWAYS played so loose and sloppy. Without the ability to do 100 takes in the Studio, he would have MURDERED their albums. When I saw them live I was expecting it, but still kinda disappointed when it was happening.

[@user-sf6sz9os7e]

It's actually such a damn shame....this man is partly responsible for pioneering some of the best metal drumming in history and look at him now.

[@joebloggs6922]

He's been a lot better on the last tour (72 Seasons tour). He admitted that he stopped practising years ago but has started again recently which makes sense

[@armyofninjas9055]

Lol. "Best."

[@tommi_marsetio]

​@@armyofninjas9055if you look at his work on AJFA album, there are a lot of funky groove and beat from him, not counting Master and Ride album, i'm not calling them "best" either but the world recognize him from it.

[@Leddrums]

Drums if you don't study them ..they abandon you. He focused on tennis better or whatever 😂

[@Leddrums]

​@@joebloggs6922missed 10 or more years of studying. Not recoverable now.

[@kanyelover335]

I'm still so mad he got rid of the four rack toms Edit: I’m pretty sure he stopped practicing after he got rid of them

[@ericvitale4307]

You’ve been mad since the summer of 1994? Sucks to be you 😂

[@TheDamnedUchiha]

Same! I hate seeing him behind the smaller kits. This comming from someone born around the time he got rid of the 4 racked toms. It just never looked right. Now someone like Vinnie Paul...different story. 😂

[@kanyelover335]

@@TheDamnedUchihayeah vinnie belongs with the 7 piece

[@davidhelmedrummer2004]

@@kanyelover335 i think vinnie used 6

[@kanyelover335]

@@davidhelmedrummer2004 oh yeah right I counted wrong

[@lsych0]

Forget about Ulrich, tf is Kirk playing?

[@vashwolfwood5899]

Fr that wrists stiffer that me in the morning

[@megashock1319]

7 3 5 3 instead of 7 3 5 2

[@layz_gaming_4275]

Nope he was playing 7 3 5 2

[@ArcticChonk]

​@@megashock1319No it just sounds like that due to hard palm muting

[@an4yb7ack]

😂😂😂

[@spud696]

About 20% of that crowd is just people attending to hear and see how much Lars messes up 😂

[@rodolforodriguez6230]

Una basura , hacer eso

[@imcnblu]

Those 20% did not leave disappointed.

[@LesGaming511]

That's a wild idea. Do you pay to go watch people mess up?

[@spud696]

@@LesGaming511 it was meant as a joke :D but if you want to look at it from a different angle, Lars messing up has become sort of an event by itself. If I had some extra cash and nothing better to do, I would go to a Metallica concert to see/hear Lars mess up and have a laugh :) think of it as going to a stand-up comedy show with a joke on drums :D

[@JorgeNoriegaRH]

Worst thing about this is that he is proud of it at the end. Don't get mad, I'm a fan of them

[@lollipop84858]

Watch his kick drum beater lol

[@kaidanforsyth3249]

💀💀💀

[@whadouwannasee]

it has death throes

[@GreatorHateReviews]

Saw this comment, watched the beater, came back to say thank you so much for the laugh attack!

[@haydenbeard123]

omg ☠️ it’s like he just learned to play drums lmfao

[@ViciousDeliciousIV]

I spit out my water. I can't believe that shit

[@mikem.6761]

He is the only musician that get worst with time.

[@zachw2538]

he's slowly unlearning how to play the drums.

[@darthjarjarthewise8051]

​@@zachw2538💀

[@TCELL24]

@@zachw2538 That takes real skill right there.

[@greendaleforever]

ROFL Lars is an apprentice under Yoda: "you must unlearn what you have learned."

[@MoshJunkie426]

I'd argue that Hammet has gotten worse too, his live playing is lazy af

[@cyanidejunkie]

This is why Lars is the fourth best drummer in the band.

[@shaneb203]

Don't get why he doesn't just do rudiments with a metronome on a practice pad and pillows. Could do it like 15 min a day.

[@morgellon7877]

Because Metallica can't fire him and he don't feel like it.

[@ianthomasmusic]

He and Kirk could both use some focused practice with a metronome. They're probably too busy doing rituals in the forest or some shit.

[@mcmc1863]

​@@morgellon7877why?

[@shallex5744]

@@mcmc1863 he is lazy and doesn't like practice

[@mcmc1863]

@@shallex5744 100%

[@jhonsonmojica9061]

Imagine lars playing in tool

[@regularrandom6045]

Imagine Lars trying to play any jazz

[@sathira_anuk5179]

Imagine laras playing drums

[@drumpostmortem]

hhahahhaha use like an anal tampon x)))

[@KitWriter]

Lars can BE a TOOL, but imagine Danny playing for Metallica? Holy shit.

[@MetalJT24]

​@KitWriter check out when Both Joey Jordinson and Dave Lombardo filled in for a night.

[@DjentlyVISUALS]

It is so crazy that each night on Tour 70k people pay 200 Dollars per Ticket to watch some old dudes having a regular rehearsal. 😂

[@Jimboishere11]

Nailed it 😂

[@kubilayulgen3925]

Hshaha :)))) 👍🤘

[@Jessie-xx7ir]

Don't cry

[@J450N26]

​@@Jessie-xx7irTonight, I still love you baby

[@Jessie-xx7ir]

@@J450N26 you gay botha

[@antonmaclean8418]

His bass drum pedal has tourettes

[@ITMeCE]

He did better than I thought he would

[@reddjinn911]

I often wonder how insane Metallica would have been with an elite drummer....

[@Jacob-2005-]

Watch the show they did with Joey from slipknot

[@reddjinn911]

@@Jacob-2005- I'm doing that tonight!

[@Jacob-2005-]

@@reddjinn911 Dave lambardo also played 2 songs at by hat show

[@David-yp9ou]

Watch Dave Lombardo play with them... that's your answer.

[@reddjinn911]

@David-yp9ou gonna have to look these up. If these drummers just play all the parts written by lars (but tighter) that is still great but not what I meant. Lars didn't write the best parts. I would love to hear another take on those albums

[@ViciousDeliciousIV]

When i swiped onto this video, i had to look away at another screen at work. Without seeing lars and just hearing the audio, my initial thought was "this is probably a video of kids just practicing playing together for fun". Then i saw who it was 💀💀💀

[@shadowgs_5077]

🤣

[@christopherbelanger4220]

Felt the need to become a floor tile because of the cringeness of this video 😅😅

[@zosobonzo]

Lars's legs rip 1982 - 1993

[@marduk6836]

His hands aren't much better

[@shallex5744]

@@marduk6836 i think his arms are his best part

[@derekrossi9244]

Ooooooof. Sounds like he fell down the stairs.

[@franciscomatos9968]

I imagine Peter Griffin falling to that sound.

[@Alex-Grt]

Ahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@lesgrossman5196]

Yup now I can't unsee it 😅😂@@franciscomatos9968

[@ryanford5387]

He's played it better in the past. Just seemed like he panicked here. He ballsed up but if he skipped it then people still would complain 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@Silent_Shadow]

There is hundreds of videos of Lars doing this kinda stuff. Simple fact is he doesn't take lessons or practice. He use to when he was younger but once they reached the high levels of fame Lars got lazy.

[@davino108]

Looks like his left foot is very weak because the right foot inconsistent should be 2 hits Tom's 2 kicks and repeat

[@icarussisyphus5201]

He does not care about fans who paid good money to actually practice and put out his best.

[@BradTasteInMusicsTop1Fan]

@@davino108are you criticizing the man who played it first??

[@davino108]

@@BradTasteInMusicsTop1Fan yep I'm just saying

[@yellowbez1510]

Lars laughes in the face of metronomes 🤘

[@jacequreshi2430]

To be fair, nobody (including Lars) actually knows that drum intro note for note 😂

[@senvguild173]

Look at his right foot, this guy can’t play anymore…

[@grepl111]

yes that looks strange, I did not notice that before, lol

[@rodolphschmirnoff2853]

This is fucked,but he's the first wheel to fall off the wagon after seeing that fidly shit on right foot. That's where the cocaine sediments rested and are now jumping the breaker in that right ankle 🤯

[@robbledot7290]

never could

[@joseluisfernandez5981]

Is crazy how many hits out of control

[@humungushumungus213]

A real drummer is behind the curtain

[@stupendous7848]

Look at the kick lol

[@Robstar664]

Dude you’re right lol 😂

[@gabrielcastle3071]

Honestly James is the only solid musician in the band.

[@torgejh9189]

What's your problem with Rob? He's very good too.

[@scottgooding9935]

Rob is great too, but he was way better in Infectious Grooves. Honestly, Metallica brings down his talent and makes him play boring bass lines.

[@gg_retromusic]

That was the most goofy counting i've ever witnessed (apart from my own playing)

[@AcornFox]

lars is the elon musk of music

[@Coastfog]

Lmao, that's good

[@saraautio5693]

Nah that's too far

[@gageroberts5513]

The hate for elon will never make senee.

[@AcornFox]

@@gageroberts5513 i suppose, if you ignore everything about him

[@literalantifaterrorist4673]

@@gageroberts5513he’s a gigantic con artist and life-long liar who steals credit and has committed documented fraud

[@zemmyalbert7334]

10% skill , 90% style

[@ImMora1]

Where style?

[@DRUMM3RX7]

His sticks are giant too😂 like no shit you can’t play anything anymore😂 your sticks weigh 2 pounds each lollll

[@adamdam]

He should have a delay pedal on these segments to fill up all the room he leaves 🤣🤣

[@ryani5103]

Bro and I playing Rock Band at 2:30am after the bar.

[@zachbruner3128]

There's no snare in the recording Intro

[@zapatabrothers6023]

LOL, WHO ELSE LAR’S “SIGNATURE” PEDAL WORK 😂😂😂

[@rosshallworth6578]

That fill was the equivalent of someone trying to speak after their mouth has been numbed by a dentist.

[@gavinorazapata8184]

“It it it’s jus- it’s just.. all the same.”

[@HenriqueAvx]

E ainda dizem que Lars tem talento 😂😂😂😂 O cara sempre teve grana e tinha todos os instrumentos, digamos que ele era o dono da bola e obrigatoriamente ele tem que jogar pra não levar a bola embora.

[@mpmarques]

He was so proud. He said " take that with you"

[@S408J]

Motorbreath on OZEMPIC 😂🤣

[@alexismoranci4941]

As I read one day on Yt : "Lars Ulrich is definitely one of the drummers of this world " 😂

[@user-zx4ds8mt9b]

Yeah Kirk is the question here

[@woutervanwijk4369]

Truly one of the drummers of all time!

[@Ninjollie]

not really

[@KitWriter]

@@Ninjolliehe didn’t day “greatest” or “worst.” He’s truly ONE of THE drummers of ALL TIME. And that’s the joke. This is referencing a joke made decades ago, and it still works, lol.

[@BrianLederer-bf2se]

No he IS one them.

[@woutervanwijk4369]

​@@BrianLederer-bf2se no, he is ONE them

[@canalha352]

You forgot to write "WORST"

[@jacksimpsoncl]

El único que puede tocar a tiempo y a destiempo a la vez jaj grande Lars

[@megacrane7328]

Eso lo dirás por el gran maestro Mike Portnoy no?

[@maxwellgordon9868]

Yeah totally nailed it definitely.

[@TheHellvar]

He's doing his best and that's why he gets the price

[@Chretze]

These guys have been doing it for 45 fckin years. Longer than most of us have been on this planet.

[@WhaddupImJohn]

I have friends that have golfed for 10 years and never broken 90. You can still be bad at something you have done forever

[@ringow_dd]

Look the Bass Drum 😂

[@JPR17]

I didn't even know they were trying to play Motorbreath 😢

[@CamxCam.]

At least kirk played an actual rhythm. Lars flubs every bonham triplet he attempted... His right foot had an actual seizure. It's like me when i haven't played or practiced once in 5 years.

[@SweeTeasGarbageDump]

POV: You’re falling down a staircase made of multiple drums

[@Machinecrawler]

Y señala como diciendo, te dedico este fill 😂

[@mikel12355]

Siempre defiendo a Lars pero hay cosas indefendibles 🙈

[@luizferpunk86]

Lars NUNCA es defendible!

[@mikel12355]

@@luizferpunk86bueno, es el batería de nada más y nada menos que Metallica. Donde tocas tu? Con los años ha perdido habilidad con el instrumento como un cantante pierde su voz. Muchos de los que le critican, a mediados de los 90 decían que era el mejor baterista del mundo. Ni entonces era el mejor ni ahora es el peor

[@luizferpunk86]

@@mikel12355 “dónde tocas tu??”, es en serio!? Ese es el argumento!? Y no, no ha perdido habilidad! Lo que toca en el video lo toca exactamente igual en la grabación original. Y tocar en una banda exitosa no tiene nada que ver con que sea buen o mal baterista, lo que ocurre es que Metallica fue pionera en su género con respecto al estilo. En el mundo hay muchísimos mejores bateristas con o sin banda, famosa o no famosa.

[@mikel12355]

@@luizferpunk86 sé que hay mejores bateristas. Hay niños de 9 años que tocan mejor. También hay chinitas de 9 años que tocan mejor que hammett y muchísimos guitarristas de habitación que se graban en internet que le dan mil y una vueltas.. Y que pasa con eso. Repito. En los 90 había muchísima gente que decían que ulrich era el mejor baterista del mundo. Un instrumento es como el gimnasio. Si no le das duro pierdes nivel que es lo que le ha pasado a lars, además de tener un estilo muy particular y poco ortodoxo. Estoy harto de gente que se cree con el derecho de opinar sobre cualquier músico diciendo que es una vergüenza, sin haber tocado en su vida un instrumento. Bueno si, la zambomba. Con esto quiero decir, obviamente no es un baterista top pero así es la vida. Generalmente no oirás a un músico echar por tierra el trabajo de lars

[@estebanigarzabal]

As a drummer, he is a good businessman

[@renatoperez9618]

He should try to practice that part before a concert

[@davealaya]

What's so wild is that his right hand is basically dead-on but his other limbs are literally in another dimension of time. Technically you could say he DID nail it, because despite how disorienting it sounds; he's on beat lol. On their modern records, his Snare is often quantized but not his kicks; ironically giving him a sound somewhat like you're hearing here.

[@andreimatheus5282]

The best i've seen so far! He's definitly one of the drummers in history!

[@DarkHelmet1976]

Definitely hard to think of any drummers that are more than him.

[@ArtOfRuin981]

Definitely one of the drummers in history!

[@aminqashqaee2174]

😂😂😂​@@ArtOfRuin981

[@GDisclaimer]

Agreed, lars is only reason, why i bought the guitar

[@Observationsatwolfsbane]

Kirk’s slow ass right hand 😂

[@williepapigatuk2669]

He’s still trying tho 😂

[@Tri-stn]

how does he fuck up one of the most simple rudiments that bad... 💀

[@CursReplays]

ON GOD 💀💀💀

[@CursReplays]

On drums. Drum rudiments are different patterns in drum fills or drum pad. If you understand. Lars had to do a flam tap rudiment. Which is EASY, at least for me, when your doing a drum fill.

[@levismithdrums]

He honestly just doesn't know how to do stuff. His mind goes to the business of the band before the drumming, which makes it even cooler that he drums for the biggest band of all time

[@paradiddle5150]

​@@levismithdrumsYES

[@The667tony]

Simple: worlds worst drummer 😂

[@antekpistola6065]

Lars is definitelly one of the drummers in the world

[@SjMk1.]

love this comment 😂

[@antekpistola6065]

@@SjMk1. haha, ive seen it on lars drumming compilation and also laughed

[@8xtime]

Finally,a drummer that I'm better than 😮😂

[@CapnLubeHandles]

Jfc this is embarrassing. Its like that lil Wayne guitar solo.

[@handcanterase4996]

He stood up like he cooked 😭😭😭

[@cargobroom9898]

Lars experimenting using the bass kicks in the fill for once

[@LochNess_drums]

Get this man on Drumeo

[@makeros1]

Epic drumming

[@josephrehbein3443]

Lars is that fourth wheel on the Walmart shopping cart.........you know which one.........

[@crumbtember]

Then Kirk comes in sounding so tense lol

[@slaineNZ]

John Lithgow on the drums 👍🏽

[@adoniascordeiro2896]

40 anos de bateria tocando como um iniciante

[@user-df1ns1ob8y]

That’s literally what the original sounds like

[@ekap9440]

That was painful. It looked like it hurt him to play it. 😂😂😂

[@nicolasbogdan515]

Kirk Is playing how you play when you’re 16 in your room, and you’ve been playing for 3 hours

[@ludwiglanestudios]

Aka every solo he does in every concert

[@Clash_CT_Rocker69]

Check right bass drum pedal "speed & POWER"😂

[@YyhggYhg7gugugu]

My double pedal broke and i sound exaclty like that now

[@blakkno666]

Nobody noticed Kirk isn't playing riff right either??!! 😂

[@MutualZebra0123]

I knew this song because of the guitar, the drums didn't give it away 😂

[@zerohope6720]

Ouch...sounds like he threw his drums down a stairway....

[@ifgwelf]

What in the fuck was that fill

[@JuanDoe666]

Garbage time 😂

[@downtuned9000]

Lars is responsible for some of the most recognisable fills in metal and played thousands of shows but somehow manages to regress to someone who has played drums half a week every now and then 😂 nobody is shocked anymore lars is lars

[@mazklassa9338]

That was shocking. The biggest heavy rock band's drummer can't even do quads.

[@Ruan-xh6ns]

At least the kid tried

[@fronthorse]

No he didn't nail it. He fell down the stairs with his drum kit.

[@Velobetty]

As many have said, Lars is one of the drummers in the world.

[@lewisgrant7622]

This is why he should practice then people will stop saying he’s a shit drummer

[@dawnoftheshredfit]

They had 40 years to practice

[@latotf2]

he's just being faithful to the original recording

[@arisirawan5554]

...and Lars just dont care at all 😂

[@georgoroth]

Mike Terrana is older and we still get amazing metal drumming from him

[@GiancarloFR]

As tight as gandalf’s sleeves

[@dooright100]

Yet, he laughs all the way to the bank

[@tom_the_giantsfan929]

Everyone hates it but that’s about as studio accurate as it gets

[@giacomom1275]

And they did all of this despite Lars. Impressive.

[@Brittjones]

I love you Lars! Your band rules!

[@jacobroper8156]

And everything starts falling into place... 😅

[@stuffdesiresandwellbeing9444]

Imagine the amount of takes when he is laying droms in the studio. And the engineers job cutting it all together. Christ

[@stuartewoldt1513]

James's concerns are legit