Funny Monson Clips

Our beloved prophet. Thank you for the humor, joy and spirit you brought to our lives!

[@Ninahbell]

This was the man that would ditch his body guards and run onto the elevator without them 😂

[@jimburrows2884]

"I looked square at him, certain I had his attention, and then......I wiggled my ears." *proceeds to wiggle ears for effect*

[@jaredslye3498]

President Monson had a great sense of humor.

[@hans_____]

"I was in a meeting once..."

[@ricosadventureswithbeckyan1373]

hans 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I miss him so much

[@selathebigdawg9732]

SOFIA Gavidia me too!

[@stephtimms1776]

He didn't mean to make a joke with that, LOL :D I love this man!

[@alyssacollinwood2386]

Haha general authorities have a good sense of humour

[@amandastakeonit7402]

I agree, they have such wit and you can feel their love, we are so blessed to have them.

[@dianahumphries5681]

Laughing with a lump in my throat... I love it when the Gen.Authorites show their humour 🥰

[@scottbrandon9390]

I got to see him speak a number of times. Presidents Monson and Hinckley were both people persons. Humor was a one shared trait that made them such good speakers.

[@bishopaz]

That last story got me. President Monson you are missed.

[@automatic9581]

My favorite president of the church. Such a great storyteller. The stories are so personal ❤️

[@poerava]

Not as good as the guy that made up this church’s story.

[@alyssahansen1400]

He had a good sense of humour.

[@jacksonhaslam2753]

Yes, he did :)

[@gwenmangelson]

oh how I love this man~! what a blessing he has and still is in my life

[@amandastakeonit7402]

Love and miss Pres Monson! Absolutely LOVE the man!

[@valeriehafer9372]

He was so precious but I'm gñad he's with his precious Francis again and with his Heavenly Father.

[@gaymichaelis7581]

Thank you so very much for posting this of President Monson and some of his funny stories and/or jokes! Yes, he had or has such a great sense of humor! Such a great man and prophet of God!

[@pablotorres4674]

I was watching this on General Conference 6:56; at the Stake Center and all the crowd started to cry of laugh when he did it!! I still remember it and laugh to my self!! Thanks you for sharing this beatifulls and kinds moments!!

[@joshgardner5887]

I love President Monson.

[@kaisecret355]

I miss you so much. I love watching stories like this. I makes me feel proud i am a Mormon Woman.

[@bodyer2120]

I'm inactive but I cried with joy listening to President Monson.

[@IsraelSanchezPiano]

come back

[@bodyer2120]

@Mike You wouldn't understand by the sound of it.

[@bodyer2120]

@Mike You sound like a narcissist. How would you know who is lying? I have a long history of honesty, inactive or not.

[@bodyer2120]

@Mike You still sound like an narcissist. I'm not calling you names, I'm just telling you how you come across. It looks like you have all the evidence you need but I can state that my experience with members of the Church, is in total contrast to the people you describe. I challenge you to visit a church service, anywhere of your choice, with an open mind and heart and just observe. Then ponder if you can understand how I came to my opinion. Maybe then you will challenge the opinion you currently hold.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@Mike I love reading your posts!!! It does make me smile. :) I keep forgetting that Joe stole stuff from Masonry. I don't think the Masons were happy with that choice and perhaps another reason why he was killed. We know from older temple "penalties" that you would have to kill yourself if you revealed the secrets. I can only imagine how much more imperative that was in the 1800's that if someone didn't kill themselves, they would be punished for their crime. This copycat of the mason rites I'm sure didn't go over well with those that had been Freemasons from generations passed down.

[@hohapatadinsdale6575]

Thomas S Monson was a awesome prophets. He always made the crowed laugh with his funny jokes that was so hilarious. I love watching him speak at General Conference he was amazing. From my worldview, Thomas S Monson will all ways be remembered a humble and kind Prophets because of his love and aroha. Rest in peace bro!!

[@zaramarland8402]

Awwwww we miss you dear President Monson!!!

[@thesixstringmadman1331]

yes we do. he was a good man and prophet.

[@russelledwards7084]

Im so glad monson died hes in the arms of satan now yippy

[@roxanakeller651]

😪😪

[@skymartinez7726]

Monson was funny!!!! He make it sound serious then adds a funny punch line🤣🤣🤣

[@sevrinvorndran351]

God has sent him to the same eternal fire pit of hell that Joseph Smith and Brigham Young went to for teaching a false gospel. The demons are torturing him day and night for what he has done to pervert the gospel and for running *L)* ucifer's *D)* emonic *S)* ociety. Nelson will join them very soon.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@Bill Simmons what's funny is you thinking that you are.

[@jacksonhaslam2753]

@@sevrinvorndran351 Actually, what's funny is that you have wasted so much time trying to attack the church, and nothing is going to come from it. If I were you, I'd keep your thoughts to yourself and enjoy life.

[@jacksonhaslam2753]

That was my favorite thing about his jokes :)

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@jacksonhaslam2753 actually, what is funny how wrong you are. I'm part of a team of people that talk to Mormons both in person and online. In 2018 we helped 9 families out of the cult and so far this year we have added 2 more. Seems like it hasn't been a waste at all about only from your perspective which is limited in scope and understanding. That's just us. Millions of people do the same thing and we can see the fruits of the Holy Spirit guide our lost brothers and sisters out of the bonds of LDS and toward a Christian faith that will produce fruits of their own. Sorry to contradict you once more.

[@maymelden]

😂 and I wiggled my ears 👂👂.. I had him😆

[@willwildwest31]

I always liked all of his messages. He was such a great man!

[@robmoir7524]

I admired THOMAS S. Monsoon s talent for telling GREAT stories and he told some beauties

[@chanelsl]

Rob Moir yes great “stories”.

[@joyfuljoyful6598]

That's why I love him so much ❤️ because of his love for the Savior and for his wonderful stories.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@Mike but he will be in complete torture and agony and misery and dispair for all eternity, never ending, constant pain and sadness and regret because he was NOT a Christian. None of the Mormons are a Christian. Mormon beliefs, teachings and doctrine PROVE that Mormonism is NOT a Christian religion. The LDS church is vastly at odds with Christianity: it is ANTI-Christian in fact! Do the research. Here are some of the erroneous, dangerous MORMON teachings, which are in deep and obvious conflict with Christianity: -- Mormons are not Christians because they believe Jesus lied in Matthew 16:18 and Joseph needed to restore "a" church but Christians trust Jesus built HIS CHURCH that would never be destroyed by anything. Don't we read in 1 Peter 1:25 the Word of the Lord, the very gospel that was preached, will *endure forever* which means the Bible is either lying or Joe is lying, which is it -- it can't be both at the same time. -- Mormons are not Christians because they don't trust the Bible 100%, but Christians do. It is the Word of GOD who would not lie to us. -- Mormons are not Christians because they believe they can be a god, but Christians believe Isaiah 43:10, 44:6-8, 45:5,6 and there is only ONE GOD, not many. -- Mormons are not Christians because they think Jesus was created, Christians believe Jesus is eternal from everlasting to everlasting and created everything (John 1:3, Colossians 1:16) -- Mormons are not Christians because they think Heavenly Father was a created being born of another god and worshiping a created being is called idolatry. _"Who changed the truth of God into a lie, and worshiped and served the creature more than the Creator, who is blessed for ever."_ (Romans 1:25) -- Mormons are not Christians because they believe in works for salvation, Christians know we are saved by grace ONLY through our faith (Ephesians 2:8-9, Titus 3:5, Romans 11:6) -- Mormons are not Christians because they keep secrets (handshakes, etc), Christians know that everything is revealed (Luke 12:2) -- Mormons are not Christians because they have a different Jesus even stated by Gordon B. Hinckley, the 15th president of the LDS church, who says that Jesus of Mormonism and traditional Christianity are not the same. -- Mormons are not Christians because if that were so, why do Mormons try to convert Christians to be a Mormon? _“The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints has many beliefs in common with other Christian churches. But we have differences, and those differences explain why we send missionaries to other Christians….”_ -- *Dallin H. Oaks,* “Apostasy and Restoration,” Ensign, May 1995. -- Mormons are not Christians because they don't believe the Trinity (1 John 5:7) despite the fact the Book of Mormon supports it: -- 2 Nephi 31:21 -- Alma 11:44 -- D&C 20:28 -- Mormons are not Christians because they believe some nonsense about "pre-existence" which goes against the Bible in 1 Corinthians 15:46. We easily read the part where it says "spiritual is not first" meaning no pre-beginning. We have a NATURAL beginning here on earth and THEN we return to the SPIRITUAL. -- Mormons are not Christians because they don't believe JESUS IS GOD despite the powerful evidence in the Bible (1 Timothy 3:16, Isaiah 9:6) and if you deny Jesus is GOD then you will die in your sins (John 8:24)

[@summerhunt6360]

I loved that man

[@russelledwards7084]

Do you love mormon leaders more then jesus?

[@pablotorres4674]

@@russelledwards7084 No why do you think that?? But, dont you love Peter if you have the chance to know him??? This its the same!!!

[@williamterrell8947]

I love the mormon church i went to the temple and did baptisms

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@Mike WOW!!! You realize all that work is in vain as it hold no value to Jesus at all.

[@rosamariaarriaga3002]

@@sevrinvorndran351 You are correct. Jesus did away with pomp and ritual. He came to "fulfill the law." Israeli religion had devolved into ritualistic self serving ceremonialism, which changed the truth God revealed in the law into process theology. Christ the Messiah restored and completed God's work, teaching us that humanity itself is the temple; God does not dwell in a building or anything made by human hands, nor is the will of God carried out by human acts that are merely symbolic. Love thy neighbor as thyself and walk humbly with God in sincerity. All else is vanity.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@rosamariaarriaga3002 AMEN!!! Hopefully @Mike and @William read these words of yours and listen to what is true and not what they personally desire.

[@theephraimite]

George Bauerschmidt, too bad Rosa is wrong. Revelations 7:15 speaks of the future in which people will be serving God in his temple day and night. You don’t have a temple neither do you believe in them, so obviously you are in the wrong church that teaches another gospel.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@theephraimite Rosa is not only right, but follows the Bible. Mormons insist that Joe "restored" it a gospel that was lost. The Mormons claim a complete apostasy took place on earth. Let's see if the Bible agrees with that... Please read 1 Peter 1:25 and observe the gospel that was preached will "endure forever". Looks like Joe didn't read the entire Bible before making up a lie. If something can "endure forever" then it should never need to be "restored" otherwise it didn't "endure forever" making the Bible a false book. Either the Bible is right or Joe is right. But not at the same time otherwise we seek cognitive dissonance to accept "restored" and "endure forever" as synonymous which is nonsense. Revelation is in the future, it does not apply to 2019 or any time prior. If Jesus should return after 2019, then the verse will apply, but not now.

[@zaramarland8402]

We love our dear past prophet!!!

[@russelledwards7084]

Monson was not a prophet he was a false prophet

[@christianbarnett9144]

@@russelledwards7084wow 🤦‍♂️

[@sharronoxley4923]

I was baptised when presdient thomas s monson he was my hero i will love him.always in my heart god bless u presdient thomas s monson RIP

[@robertthompson371]

I love President Monson. His stories were accurate, detailed, funny and inspirational.

[@laural8229]

I miss him😢

[@donnaherron2794]

My favorite prophet even before he was a prophet.

[@1900intz]

Thank you for this. I love President Monson.

[@ModricoYT]

“And then the mother kissed me…. AND I LOOKED AROUND FOR FRANCES”

[@sammoon67]

Great man! Great Prophet!!!

[@patriciaridley1583]

Oh how I miss President Thomas S Monson beautiful man of a loving heavenly Father so blessed and sweet loves and hugs send to heaven

[@sevrinvorndran351]

God has sent him to the same eternal fire pit of hell that Joseph Smith and Brigham Young went to for teaching a false gospel. The demons are torturing him day and night for what he has done to pervert the gospel and for running *L)* ucifer's *D)* emonic *S)* ociety. Nelson will join them very soon.

[@alyssahansen1400]

@@sevrinvorndran351 Why are you so cruel? He teaches what he believes and does not seek to mislead at all. You can not know if that church is true or if it is not... only when we die will such things be revealed.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@alyssahansen1400 truth is never cruel. Truth is never harmful. I would be more angry if someone told me a lie and I had to discover horrible consequences than to have the truth that makes me uncomfortable but something I can plan and organize. I CAN KNOW that the church is false ... the reason why so many can't is because they believe the lie when they were misled. It's tragic.

[@alyssahansen1400]

@@sevrinvorndran351 I don't think you understand. Religion, being spiritual, resides in the unknown. It's the appeal to ignorance. You literally can't prove or disprove it. So yeah, it's ridiculous to say you know for sure that one religion is false because you literally can not know for sure. Not on any scientific basis, at least. If you consider your gut feeling knowing for sure then that's your problem. Doesn't mean you're right.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@alyssahansen1400 on behalf of over a BILLION Christians around the globe, I share the same response they ALL would provide and give evidence. Yes, I can prove it just using one verse, but there are about 3 all together. I don't use science, I use the Bible. I use the Word of GOD which is always viewed as an inferrrior book by cult led Mormons. 1 Peter 1:25 reveals the Truth about the biblical gospel: _"But the word of the Lord _*_endures for ever._*_ And this is the word which by the gospel is preached unto you."_ Here we have a verse from the Bible telling us that the gospel that was preached to us (gentiles) will *endure forever.* Just how long does anything in this world *endure forever*? Wouldn't that be eternity? My question is this ... if Joseph Smith had the task to "restore this gospel" from an angel but the Bible tells us that the gospel will *"endure forever",* are we to believe Joseph Smith actually restored something that would last for eternity or do you we believe the Bible which says it will *endure forever.* ?? Obviously, only one of them can be correct ... an object can't both endure forever and also need restoration. It's one or the other, not both. One of the two is lying. Can anyone help me figure out this discrepancy or can we conclude that Joseph Smith was a false prophet who just made up a really bad story that many believed because they didn't know their Bible that well.

[@joecook5689]

Monson kinda was funny. I'll give him that. And seemed nice too. Bless his heart, all that.

[@l.richmondchilds9548]

What a Precious Man among men!

[@JaneCurtis-vk7fq]

I really enjoyed listening to him speak!

[@southernskeeter9634]

I love you President Monson

[@progfellow]

i love him

[@benalder6781]

I miss president monson. I love his stories and he would use it as part of his talks. Love this man.

[@user-mz3wm6gq6r]

I love him!

[@jacobopstad5483]

Very humorous!

[@susanmontgomery7268]

I miss President Monson

[@mialeesmith8879]

I miss him

[@JudeNance]

I love him.

[@rlbrown1009]

Such a beautiful remarkable man ❤

[@ronnanbenitez8488]

I love this man RIP Thomas S Monson i will always remember you

[@austin12747]

Indeed...

[@sevrinvorndran351]

God has sent him to the same hell that Joseph Smith and Brigham Young went to for teaching a false gospel. The demons are torturing him day and night for what he has done to pervert the gospel and for running *L)* ucifer's *D)* emonic *S)* ociety.

[@michaeljames5881]

He’s in hell. For believing a false Christ and false gospel. He himself was a false prophet.

[@jacksonhaslam2753]

@@michaeljames5881 Based on what proof, huh?

[@robmoir7524]

CHONNA ROSS YES THOMAS S . MONSON WAS A GREAT MAN I SURE LIKE SOME OF HIS STORIES THEY WERE BEAUTIES

[@tupouk8907]

Love and missed you President Monson ❤️❤️❤️

[@marcusbaker9715]

we all love u president thomas s. monson!!! u little joker!!

[@robmoir7524]

what do you think of RUSSELL M. Nelson LISA K.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@robmoir7524 Russ will join Thomas in the same eternal fiery pit as Joe and Brigham for preaching a false gospel. Sadly, you will join them also in the eternal torture and torment because you reject Jesus is God our creator and the one who paid all our sins without any work from us.

[@darlahamilton4983]

O how I love this Prophet...

[@ianyang1265]

Miss Thomas S Monson so much. He's lived with Heavenly Father already.

[@fabianasmith6097]

RIP dear Pres Monson

[@laurapeterson391]

If paying their income taxes was the least of her worries then She didn't have very much to worry about. President Monson will always be one of the greatest. Like every prophet He will always be a prophet and will be exalted. Closer to be what the Father and His only begotten son wants us all to be. More like them. And He could wriggle his ears. What talent that is.

[@traviss6564]

He took his wagon and delivered a chicken to every widow in his ward when he was the bishop at 16 years of age...

[@ellavake]

president Monson: then i wiggled my ears Me:😮😂

[@kenalexander4519]

I love you, I love you, I love you! Can't wait to see you again!

[@isabelsummers8017]

I'm missing him so much my favorite stroys

[@robmoir7524]

GOD BLESS YOU TOO ISABEL SUMMERS

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@robmoir7524 your false demon shares in torment with Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.

[@ritchieroseagustin9324]

Im inactive now. But im still reading of book of mormons and watching vidios of president monson. And i still say hi hello to the missionaries..

[@amandastakeonit7402]

So sad to hear that you were inactive. I hope that you have returned by now. If not please, definitely keep reading the scriptures, saying your prayers, watching things like this and General Conference, even the old ones. I hope and pray that you will become active again, but please never give up on Heavenly Father, he will surely never give up on you.

[@tahutini9091]

Tu nous manque, président❤

[@guineverebordeos1911]

I miss him too :'( He is very good prophet and funny

[@zon3665]

There's a great book by an LDS author that shows that there's perfect harmony between the prophetic statements concerning the garden of Eden being in Missouri and the Old Testament account concerning the garden of Eden. It's called Canaan, Babylon, and Egypt A Comparative Theological Analysis on Creation sold by Eborn Books.

[@happytappyslappy]

A prophet of God who has his own trademark humor. I miss this man.

[@fayelewis5476]

Jesus said, "Follow Me."

[@sevrinvorndran351]

Mormons don't care what Jesus said. Joe didn't read Matthew 5:28 which is why he used his influence to allow polygamy back into the world of the New Testament era. He didn't plan on that fizzling out so quickly because it was not from God. Mormons praise this man, they praise Joe. Waiting for any one Mormon to praise Jesus for all the grace He freely gives. This is why Mormons are not Christians.

[@shawncrockett1268]

@@sevrinvorndran351 It's uncanny how much you profess to know about what others believe. You know nothing.

[@stephtimms1776]

@@sevrinvorndran351 Hey, do you believe Abraham was a prophet?

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@stephtimms1776 Abraham nor Moses or Elijah will save my soul, none will provide me free grace, none of them died for my sins, none of them deserve praise or worship, none of them are without sin and none of them will be there on my day of judgment before the Lord Jesus Christ. And none of them have the ability to hear my prayers or to be with us when 2 or more are gathered in their name. None of them have a place near the Father in heaven and none of them will return on a great White Horse and destroy the enemies of the earth. If you suggest that we must be grateful to any man of the past just because he followed as a servant of God, then we would be much like the Catholics that regard so many different saints. To hold any man in regard is idol worship and a form of demonology. I am not going to thank David for slaying Goliath nor will I thank John the Baptist for baptizing Jesus. We might as well thank Lucifer for causing Adam and Eve to eat of the forbidden fruit or Judas for betraying Jesus so that He might die on the cross. Perhaps we should thank all the apostles for being supportive of Jesus and helping Him on the journey. Catholics spend a lot of time giving honor to Mary, the mother. This is just idol worship. When we are in heaven, the names of all these people will not be on our lips or tongues as the Bible tells us that every knee shall bow and every tongue will confess that JESUS CHRIST is LORD. At no time will we utter the names of historic figures or their deeds or gifts that were given by God for His glory. For HIS glory. When we are no longer humble so that we look for our own glory, then we will no longer be a child of Christ but to the enemy that seeks to find pride in his own works.

[@stephtimms1776]

@@sevrinvorndran351 Luke 16:22 And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham’s bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried; 23 And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom. 24 And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame. 25 But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented. 26 And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence. 27 Then he said, I pray thee therefore, father, that thou wouldest send him to my father’s house: 28 For I have five brethren; that he may testify unto them, lest they also come into this place of torment. 29 Abraham saith unto him, They have Moses and the prophets; let them hear them. 30 And he said, Nay, father Abraham: but if one went unto them from the dead, they will repent. 31 And he said unto him, If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

[@joyfuljoyful6598]

Love you to bits from here to eternity President Monson.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

God has sent him to the same eternal fire pit of hell that Joseph Smith and Brigham Young went to for teaching a false gospel. The demons are torturing him day and night for what he has done to pervert the gospel and for running *L)* ucifer's *D)* emonic *S)* ociety. Nelson will join them very soon.

[@joyfuljoyful6598]

@@sevrinvorndran351 That's where God will be sending you if you continue to blaspheme his wonderful Prophet.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@joyfuljoyful6598 the man is not a wonderful prophet, and if you believe Him, then you will join him there also. And you are not even following your own ridiculous teachings since no one goes to hell in LDS teachings, so you have adopted your own personal religion but not that of LDS. I know this false cult more than you apparently. This horrible man will suffer all eternity in pain, anguish and misery the same way all mormons are miserable today for being in a fake religion. Maybe if you weren't so filled with arrogance you could get your head out of the sand and see the Truth for once.

[@joyfuljoyful6598]

It's the fastest growing church on the face of the planet as of 2018 with a membership of 16,313, 735 with 161 temples, Christ himself was persecuted for teaching false doctrine and was ridiculed for daring to say he was the Son of God he was crucified for that very reason and had you lived during his reign you would have condemned him and sentenced him to death too! Go and preach the gospel to all the none believers in this world they need you more than I do, thanks for your concern may God bless your unbelieving soul all the same.

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@@joyfuljoyful6598 Hitler was an AWFUL man and Monson is on the same level as he has swindled tons of money from people like yourself into believing a lie and did so on purpose for his benefit. He knows the Book of Mormon is false and LDS has changed so many times over the past 100 years that a full Mormon 120 years ago wouldn't even recognize anything today. We don't need to "belong" to a denomination to belong to Christ. We belong to Him in our heart by our FAITH ALONE when we ask Him into our heart which is the SPIRITUAL CHURCH that He created for us, not a physical church, not a building not a membership. I belong to the church of Jesus Christ of His _spiritual_ church because Christ does not dwell in man-made buildings (Acts 17:24) He dwells in my heart. But Mormons are confused because different books teach different concepts. If we ask Mormons today this question: _Does God dwell in our heart?_ *YES:* Alma 34:36 *NO:* D&C 130:3 It's confusing when each is different. But there are MANY verses in the Bible that tell me that Christ does dwell in our heart. If the Bible is correct, and the BoM is "supposedly" correct, then the D&C book is wrong and the quotes from leaders is wrong also. You are either FOR JESUS or some false idol named Joseph Smith who was an adulterer, polyandry abuser, child molester, convicted criminal and sorcerer who looked at stones in a hat as a lie for finding lost treasures in the exact same way as writing a fictional book while claiming it was from GOD.

[@fabianasmith6097]

What a wonderful man he was a Man of God...RIP Pres Monson

[@bhivesc]

I miss President Monson!

[@russelledwards7084]

So uplifting talking about the dos and do nots of the house hold items

[@segaboy77]

U know dragons can fly and the spit fire

[@ThePoreproductions]

Who else misses President Monson?

[@ausarge]

3:50 ... then I looked around for Francis.. 😂

[@keleniengaluafe2600]

😂❤❤

[@jtwoolley]

lol wendy

[@goldenpuffer]

Warm Fuzzies

[@johnny07652]

I one time got Monsoned out in the middle of the desert because of a flat tire

[@coltontocson4629]

Tommy Monson was a true disciple

[@green97probe]

He is where he belongs.

[@segaboy77]

To dinos and the lock ness

[@ebecky4275]

Savage level, sister Monson. Burn

[@dalleneldredge6923]

Ha, most of them are about Francis

[@rauldelgado1803]

Someone knows the name of the talks? Thanks!! I would like to watch them, please

[@amandastakeonit7402]

You can find his talks on KZbin just by searching his name, I think there's a FaceBook page in his name that shares his talks too. There are other ways as well but this is a good start. I love being able to see them talk, so I like KZbin best.

[@tigriswillreign]

I hate that he had to live earth but he is in a better please

[@sevrinvorndran351]

@Mike We can look at the problems of LDS and the changes that GOD would never rescind for any reason: 1) polygamy stopped suddenly in 1890 2) racism ended in 1978 3) the consequences of the 'blood oath' penalty was removed in 1990 4) Men are no longer intermediaries between women and God in the temple in 2019 Let's look at the old false teachings that were once considered solid "true" beliefs but are ignored now: 1) Adam is the God over this earth, under the supervision of yet a higher god, and the father of Jesus 2) Polygamy is required for exaltation 3) Blacks are cursed 4) Heavenly Father and Mary had intercourse to create Jesus on earth 5) Blood atonement for crimes 6) No heavenly reward without consent and "the certificate of Joseph Smith"

[@adiospobreza]

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[@roymarius1634]

Somewhere in the OG Totall Recall universe...

[@marimarsh5265]

Just making a time stamp for myself; don't mind me... 4:45

[@sheryltreadwell8593]

🤣

[@Cryptosifu]

Urgent!! Monson just sent a request for a huge bag of ice!!!

[@ldsgeneralauthoritypauldun8985]

Ahhh another story lol must be another GERITAL convention

[@jacktorrance2336]

I tried these jokes at the Comedy Store and I got my ass booed off stage

[@billybossgaming9594]

Free yourself from the confines of religion.

[@ecg3221]

that's a hard no from me, sry

[@phixxxer11]

It's the fake milk and trimmings guy....lies.

[@muneerbashir5607]

2 Corinthians 11. You accept and be careful. GOD will Judge. I was ex LDS. I was quit lds. I listen HOLY BIBLE.

[@byronofcalgary6985]

nothing funnier than a Gentile Prophet

[@kellynorman7452]

this is funny how kinda stupid to me not funny

[@matthewhunter6421]

Are you struggling with English?

[@kellynorman7452]

@@matthewhunter6421 I'm not but apparently you are

[@hanraddas9308]

Here is what is NOT funny: NONE of these men EVERY quoted the Gospel that's plainly given in 1 Corinthians 15:1-4. Sad, but oh so very true. Read those four verses, then Galatians 1:8-9. God bless from a former Mormon.

[@christianwebb6625]

Hey I read those scriptures! …not sure if its the desired effect you were hoping for, but I think those verses help strengthen my resolve to stay a latter-day saint! Thanks😃

[@HouseofBoo37]

Unfunny Monson Clips

[@davidtolman1266]

Funny monson clips

[@connorlane2471]

Nice opinion boo

[@3DFLYLOW]

Even with all the dishonesty and obvious lies it's good to see they have a sense of humor.

[@goingtothetop55]

And what dishonesty and lies would that be good sir?

[@3DFLYLOW]

@@goingtothetop55 Claiming to know something you don't know is called lying. Telling a young child who doesn't know anything that this is true and they have to believe it or else is wrong. I bet if I went to any fast and testimony meeting I would see young children getting up to the podium saying that they know something is true that they obviously don't know. This is what I'm talking about when I say dishonesty and lies. As soon as any religious person not just mormons can show what they're saying is true or even just a glimpse of truth that would be a step in the right direction.

[@goingtothetop55]

@@3DFLYLOW I appreciate your honesty regarding your frustrations and how they are found in all religions. However, I disagree with your premise. Children are innocent and gullible by nature, and therefore they believe most anything they hear and are taught. This includes countless aspects of life, most of which are outside of religion. The reason I reject your premise is because there are many things in life, which are true, that cannot be "proven" with 100% definitive evidence. Also, part of growing from childhood, to adolescence, and then into adulthood, is to form our own identity outside of our parents and family, and form our own beliefs and views of the World and all that it entails. As a parent, if you truly believe in certain principles and beliefs(religious or non-religious), and teach those principles to your children, I would hardly call that blatantly telling lies. Great discussion, I appreciate it mate.

[@3DFLYLOW]

@@goingtothetop55 You make a couple interesting points so I will read this again later and think about it. I'll leave you with this question. Is it right to tell a child to say that they know something is true when you know they don't know?

[@goingtothetop55]

@@3DFLYLOW I would say no, it's not right, and you have a great point. Regarding religous beliefs, parents should teach their kids what they believe, but it's critical to encourage kids to ask questions as they get older, and ultimately find out for themselves if it's true or not, and if it's something they want to believe/follow or not. Parents should support their kids regardless of whether they decide to follow their path or not. Individuality and personal agency/choices is essential for kids as they transition into adulthood. Many parents fail in these regards.

[@wilcoxtactical3716]

Just creepy.

[@connorlane2471]

That doesn't explain the job interview and the voice does it?

[@jameslawson1]

These aren't even funny

[@weehubbyable]

No have no humour then .

[@connorlane2471]

Nice opinion 👌

[@muneerbashir5607]

I not believe him.Im only Jesus. I won't honor him.

[@gloriamurley385]

I miss him