Funny NPC conversations #5 (GTA V)

[@youtubedoesntmakesense2021]

let’s be honest everyone the guy at 0:33 is probably the best npc in the whole game 1. he calls his partner and immediately asks them how their day was 2. probably heard they were hungry 3. made a joke to lighten them up 4. actually got healthy food cause they’re worried about his health ❤️

[@Evanxbdlt]

This is why sometimes i feel bad about killing NPCs

[@captaingirl1]

0:33 NPC: Hey sexy how was work? *player immediately runs away*

[@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925]

NPC's wife: it was good, but I'm pretty hungry.

[@kianthetrainspotter7777]

lol the player is like nah i aint having any of dis bais

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@22DMcDonald]

That young black dude with the glasses talking about DJing was probably the most normal conversation out of these videos I've seen

[@Shydood]

Michael: _"Oh shit, I'm in frame!"_ 2:09

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

For real tho his daughter Tracy is in there too

[@whatever57010]

As you may have noticed, I am behind schedule (as usual)... Overestimated the mount of free time I had, and underestimated the amount of detail the NOOSE video will have. So: the NOOSE video will be done by Saturday, shortly after the update video and RDR2 only next week. BUT the videos scheduled for today and the 9th have already been uploaded and scheduled last week so I don't see any point in delaying them. **Follow me on Twitter or Discord if you have no idea what schedule I am talking about :P

[@lewiskent4113]

What is you next video

[@whatever57010]

@@lewiskent4113 9th - LSIA short then the NOOSE video (finally) follow me on twitter or discord for weekly schedule updates :) (links in the description)

[@Abdulaziz_Saud91]

You should do another video of funny NPC conversations but this time in gta 4

[@Oliwier-gh1on]

nice

[@whatever57010]

@@Abdulaziz_Saud91 I will, already started collecting footage for it :)

[@iKarmie]

2:50 "You know, I thought this town would have more weird people..." *You're kidding..* Had me wheezing on the floor 😂

[@xjvghxst535]

@Deep Inside dumbass

[@bubbleboy2677]

@Deep Inside missed the joke?

[@sigmamale3047]

He’s self aware

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JustJohn505]

Lmao using a telescope with one hand I get it where here's going 🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@FilipinoFurry]

4:37

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

Can I take pictures through it

[@vslayer7403]

😂😂😂😂 I got it too

[@1marcelfilms]

Oh that took me a second to get the joke

[@kingconcerto5860]

6:05 - Tina is a term for crystal meth, his mom's boyfriend is stealing his meth lol.

[@imadrifter]

Tina, like teener. It's a methamphetamine term.

[@paulthe2mikolajdupontsrens586]

Brea Canyon Drifter ah I see. I was like what the hell he talking about

[@the-viewer]

I love the fact that gta series has have their own brands and the people talk about them , it's so realistic.

[@discoverlight]

0:34 man I laughed so bad at this one. 😂 I’m not worry about heart, my ppl don’t get heart attacks. 😂

[@skumpkin5191]

6:05 "I think my mom's boyfriend is lifting my tina!" He's saying he thinks his mom's bf is stealing his meth

[@Pure-Madness]

I can eat quite a bit i don't want any dirty looks when I go back for sevenths 🤣

[@RaffyItalia51]

0:38 "you want me to pick up some clucking bell?" Then a guy runs out of nowhere. It made me laugh more then I've expected! (Sorry for bad English)

[@Skinned_fried_n_cut_up_potato]

I love seeing you running past in the background

[@kuhataparunks]

Lmfao “our people don’t have heart attacks” and the random guy running in the background, these are funny

[@bossmanman3011]

Can you do GTA IV version please?

[@whatever57010]

Already collecting them, hopefully next week :)

[@damystic7988]

whatever57010 Hi!!

[@damystic7988]

whatever57010 Big fan!!

[@bossmanman3011]

Thanks :)

[@GUnot33333]

@@whatever57010 SANANDREAS one maybe in the future dude ?

[@sassykat2587]

"Our people don't have heart attacks." "Hey, I saw your ass before I saw you!" Come on guys, it's not even Friday yet. ;) Anyone heard the dude who thinks his cell was tapped? Probably my favorite so far.

[@mbta1000]

My favorite line still has to be "Hey, you're that guy from 'Midget Fuckers 22', I know you!"

[@DivineScheme]

I love seeing the 3 main randomly run on by. LOL 🤣🤣🤣

[@kurtjappy]

Gta short: on online if you call a charter, and prompted the selection menu, wait and don’t say anything, they will respond in unique ways asking you if you are still there.

[@TrolledBy]

It's funny when Ron calls you in online and tries to sell you stuff, and in the end starts to wonder if he actually talked to you or if the line was empty the whole time.

[@kianthetrainspotter7777]

3:39 shes a god dam british 😂

[@TheMarciorodrigues]

Good job Man... TKS... That is very important tô my english learning

[@P1LLSTV]

4:33 is Chris rocks voice

[@Raxumar]

I heard the first convo in GTA5 the day before you uploaded this.

[@cameronb7161]

Lol the telescope guy.

[@noskillz30-78]

🤣

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

Can I take pictures what's a telescope, something like that he said

[@vslayer7403]

🤣

[@lg.2000]

" I keep it tight for you daddy "

[@mpompikos]

Pls continue these series!

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

"Hello, who’s this?" "A documentary about working girls?" "No, I am not interested." *When she clearly is one* "Hey, who gave you this number anyway?" *Weird she didn’t say that first when she answered her phone.* "I don’t know what you are talking about, are you a cop?" "This sounds too sketchy even for me." "Bye."

[@kianthetrainspotter7777]

3:12 what are you talking about i am at the gym u sure bout dat 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GabrielTutoriais99]

5:32 Same security NPC.

[@ChrisH98X]

I see red and I gotta break a head Understandable.

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

I’m not jealous of your girlfriend dude.

[@hmwi.17]

Dude?

[@ViperGBTwitchdaftrajy]

Better dead than red

[@drew5260]

For meltdown: •Don't save Amanda or Tracy •Teleport Amanda and Tracy out of the house •Delete the limo Jimmy brings •Take control of the limo •Try to get a wanted level before Jimmy shows up •See where Devin comes from before the premiere •Run out of time saving Amanda and Tracy •What is Jimmy doing before the cutscene where he kills that guy •Where do those random people go when they enter the theater •Where do all the Merryweather people spawn •Try to teleport the limo to the theater before Jimmy finishes his lines •See what the interior of the theater is •When do Amanda, Tracy, and the Merryweather men spawn

[@nitsu2947]

You forgot: arrived at wanted level

[@drew5260]

Gotta leave some for somebody else lol

[@drew5260]

I did the ones I wanted

[@nitsu2947]

@@drew5260 good for you then

[@samjr1151]

Lol the telescope guy is such a perv

[@leonhaze-4202]

3:38 Is that bloke on the right Hugh Welsh? one of the heisters you can hire for Heists?

[@nataliesullivan1228]

I was literally just thinking about a these videos earlier while playing GTA V! Lol

[@MrLyosea]

2:54 that's not a funny/awkward conversation. That's just the plain truth about LA.

[@VampireQueenBrittany]

"I'm not jealous of your girlfriend. Unless you're like... into that, dude. Dude?" 😂

[@zacharycoltrane]

The way he looked when he accepted that he couldn't take it back lmaoooo

[@spacewargamer4181]

6:13 jajajajajjja

[@dejeaneahouston6949]

No kidding

[@damystic7988]

Sick vid can’t wait for The big one obvious attempt😊

[@hmelihonay]

"of course no rubber, I wanna be rich" what?🤔🤔

[@AZEOforreal]

She said she wanted to sleep with a celeb for moneu

[@tilenHD]

child support cash :)

[@w8802-f5b]

0:04 sounds like Bhad Bhabie lol

[@ThaTrickstaProd]

Nah

[@discrij6073]

w88 02 facts

[@kizzy4726]

Lifting a Tina is having an affair with a younger person

[@edge5236]

The homeless always talk about cats. Also, in 2:02 it sounds like I need shits.

[@itzsophia8984]

Once I heard a lady arguing with her husband on the phone. Apparently they were getting divorced or something like that, and the lady said, "Fine, take Bubbles!! She's an ugly fat bird!!!" and then she said, "***k you too!!!" XD

[@gregorynovins7468]

Go to 3:57 and that’s all you need to know😭😂

[@gerikara]

This video game is so much elaborated

[@Zapzzable100]

00:38 Each time you want to get a car and a barcode appears to stealth kill you

[@felipegalli8450]

Can you do the Civil Border Patrol missions All Possibilities please?? Good video!

[@daphunkyzzindahouse]

1:25 my time to shine suddenly grows up

[@RaffyItalia51]

4:23 Usain bolt be like:

[@realracer0353]

Can you make a series in the all possibilities style, where you use a tow truck or a Cargobob to move a vehicle, in missions where you fail if you leave a certain vehicle? Would be funny to see a tow truck or Cargobob used in "Did somebody say yoga?" to move Michael's car to its destination!!!

[@sunnyliu9820]

3:44 Richard Burns?! As in the rally driver?!

[@reallyryan_]

Richard Burns works for WCTR news in GTA San Andreas not the rally driver.

[@rulue8610]

They are different people with a same full name, the one is a real-life rally driver who won 2001 WRC champion, and another one is the host of WCTR news.

[@dangerouslycool425]

6:05 If you catch ur mum's boyfriend why would you kill everyone in the town lol

[@YourEverydayGuy2]

3:14 well, he is walking so I guess that counts as exercise. ( it dose if he walks enough)

[@zacharycoltrane]

all he had to do was tell her he was taking a walk. Just lying lol

[@kettujabamiesukkeliukko]

3:04 either that phone has great noise reduction or his honey is stupid, traffic sounds at gym

[@the__geekboy]

Legend says Franklin is still running 😂

[@dexter1981]

spare change for 114 kittens?

[@Gguyrules]

"spares change"

[@matthewsmith6176]

Lmfao

[@mossena]

I know the telescope guy well, he seems to loiter outside my nightclub

[@noahdowney4079]

0:28 😂

[@deathrowkingpin7149]

About time I got some are funny 😁 they have weird conversations that’s for sure

[@Mvp_y2g]

Taken pictures with a telescope? 😂😂😂..

[@uncle7162]

1:26 Landon Ricketts is that you?

[@nigelmorroll9946]

That moment when you are going about the city doing what ever you are do, and you hear that one or two random English accent . Still seems odd to me.

[@reallyryan_]

Well rockstar is originally an English developer and they have English staff members and voice actors and people come to Los Santos on holiday so kinda makes sense

[@joecarr9743]

6:05 *''I think my mom's boyfriend is lifty my... (tina?) If I'll catch him I'm fucking killing everyone in this town''* *''No kidding''*

[@Phaota]

Love these crazy convos. Need to do a better job grammar with the subtitles though.

[@andrewdean3560]

this might be abstract, but could someone verify if theres dynamic a.i. if you use voice chat in online free roam to the npcs, and if they can hear it? it would feel like you gave souls closure writing love letters as the postage carrier lost letters of time that can finally reciprocate back

[@emmanuelperez9490]

And then they wonder how could there be terrorists in real life...

[@grapefruitjuice9473]

Good video whatever

[@Occar]

Good!

[@Archangel_158]

How come nobody is mentioning 3:58, the guy in the background🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@loudlyloudrandomguy7010]

WoW, thats crazy!

[@g.motter1295]

i just got the video notification

[@josephstowers9318]

0:03 Oof these are my type of girls ❤

[@fausto123]

2:10 I think she's hot.

[@cajunboi4888]

fausto123 Yeah she not that bad.

[@xrarnax]

Where is 4:34? It looks like a stadium in the back? I've never seen it.

[@haovominh4290]

Great

[@nitsu2947]

For meltdown see what happened to Tracey and Amanda before you arrived at Michael's house

[@xxtoptigerxx8758]

nice

[@korewatori]

LMAO 4:08 THE OLD WOMAN HAS FLIES ON HER

[@ericwilliams7945]

You should definitely do one for rdr 2

[@Jay_SUBZ3R0]

3:32: I wonder who that British lady NPC is voiced by , she sounds familiar but I’m not sure.

[@yenye]

Ok

[@MidnightClubStillCancelledSoz]

Okay

[@sulejmaniapologist]

Ok

[@6ix9inescheeksthatgotclapp3]

No

[@fraxomfire6657]

Nó

[@FixedKarma]

When the lady was talking about Richard Burns was she talking about Pastor Richard from VC?

[@theelegantassassin1174]

No, Richard Burns, the WCTR reporter in GTA SA

[@FresnoCA93727]

Have Franklin walk around Grove Street. 😱

[@dontknowagoodname3215]

I found logic using the Benefactor Panto in LSC if you swap the exhaust from the stock it becomes a bit louder

[@realthestronghold]

2:03 Wait... Whaaaaaat?

[@Niklas1611]

What exactly is the noose video? Sounds really interesting cause i love everything that hasto do with the gta police :D

[@alejandrohermano145]

0:55 how u get that character cuz I dont have it on director mode

[@GUnot33333]

GTA SANANDREAS AND 4 conversation between people >>>> gta 5

[@deadchanneldontwatch7347]

1:02

[@waynepayne9875]

Are these PC only? I have never heard these in GTA

[@not5477]

pacific staandard all possib

[@atomicshrimpFT]

Wait... since when where the npc faces so undetailed? I don’t remember them like that

[@flopsoldierxx]

4:07

[@supergirlchristina6210]

Hahaha

[@jawhsx4636]

0:38 3:43

[@lxnaedits9868]

Their mouths are hella creepy when they talk

[@molagbal7933]

wooo

[@vslayer7403]

😂😂😂😂😂