Funny quotes about love and marriage

[@Jean-e3q]

Laughed and cried at the same time!😂😂😂😂❤

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad it made you laugh, Jean. Thanks a lot for your lovely comment.

[@Kathleen-l5q]

Never blame anyone in your life.The good people give you happiness.The bad people give you experience.The worst people give you a lesson.The best people give you memories.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Kathleen - that's a great philosophy

[@rustyspence5086]

Brilliant and so true.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Rusty - so pleased you liked it

[@JohnArlenderre]

Awesome video and soundtrack!!!

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad you enjoyed it

[@sarifahschweizer7354]

😂absolutely hilarious!

[@MusicalPearls]

So pleased you liked it, Sarifah. Thank you for watching and commenting.

[@roybradley5532]

Funny stuff there.Thanks for posting.🤣I have been married for over 40 years and there's a lot of truth in these.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for your comment, Roy. Over 40 years married - wow! I bet you can relate to many of the quotes, but I'm sure you wouldn't change a thing.

[@rsond343]

I absolutely enjoyed these, had lots of laughter and love everyone's comments

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much - really pleased you liked them

[@christinewuerth7505]

I haven't been married long to have a say, but I can imagine and understand all these quotes, they are all unique, brilliant and just awesome. Maybe a clever engagement gift? I love this video and song Steve, thank jou so much. Maybe a short marriage is okay after all?! 🌟🎁🍀💖🌟

[@wphillips-nu9jk]

Great! Thank you.

[@MusicalPearls]

You are very welcome. Thanks for watching.

[@musictherapy449]

Wow! This is so good!

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad you think so!

[@SteveIveson]

Some really funny but true quotes 😃

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Steve

[@MaryWindham-mt1jw]

Marriage is like playing a hand of poker. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond. In the end all you want are two clubs and a spade.

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Thank you so much, Mary

[@sweetesthawaiianprincess8086]

@@MusicalPearls😅

[@KenLonsdale-kp5bj]

I like how you summed that up,it is sad but true and very funny.

[@11Claypath]

Great video and I like the song 👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much

[@LindaBinyon]

Nice one!!!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for the visit

[@lballerina6725]

My husband once told me that I get mad at the stupidest things. I told him then he should quit doing stupid things. He never told me that again.

[@divinasantos6619]

Very funny!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Divina - so pleased you liked it

[@franciscahernandez9951]

VERY GOOD ADVICE FOR MARRIED COUPLE

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you, Francisca. Hope you find it useful Thanks again for watching and commenting.

[@cookiemonster5565]

Awfully negative. I've been married 36 years, and it's wonderful. He's wonderful.

[@banjohappy]

You are blessed. Me too, It's 42 years this year. She's wonderful.

[@barbaraward-tz4wb]

A marriage is like a 3 course meal with the dessert at the beginning

[@kimiohuynh8102]

Glory to God,our Saviour . 🙏🙏🙏🎄🎄🎄

[@ThisSideOfLife-k3k]

Love it ❤

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for your lovely comment

[@billgrandone3552]

Behind every successful man there is a woman phoning and asking "What time are you coming home?"

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Bill. That's certainly true. Thanks for watching.

[@musicaljuice1970]

Fantastic

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you! Cheers!

[@magnuswalker7957]

Retirement is great until your health deteriorates 😢

[@kaye-q1k]

Lord that was funny.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks again, Kathleen. Really appreciate it.

[@KenLonsdale-kp5bj]

True.🇨🇦🇬🇧😎

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Ken

[@billgrandone3552]

Marriage is grand. Divorce can cost you millions.

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Bill. Hope you're not speaking from bitter experience.

[@billgrandone3552]

@@MusicalPearls Yes but I'm a retired lawyer. This was my toast to my daughter and her new husband-sort of a forewarning My wife are i are celebrating our 50th Wedding Anniversary in July.

[@tikt99]

The secret behind our long lasting marriage as that we didnt divorced...this is me saying, no one else

[@NotoriousWomen]

Yes, we like 💋

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks again, ladies

[@margaretek5350]

🙏🙏🙏😂😂😂🤗🤗🤗

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much

[@linebrunelle1004]

😂👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Line

[@reb1050]

The perfect marriage is when two imperfect people refuse to give up on each other. Marriage is psychological. One is usually psycho while the other is logical. I should know. I've been with my wife for 45 yrs. now. BTW, she's the psycho. :o)

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Thanks a lot, Reb. I see you speak from experienc, but I'm sure it's been a good one. Good luck with the next 45 yrs and thanks again for the visit.

[@reb1050]

@@MusicalPearls Yes, it's been quite an "experience". I cannot say it's always been good though. That's where the refusing to give up on each other comes in...or just refusing to give up. However, we both said before we got married, there will never be a divorce. However, there may be a "killin".

[@banjohappy]

She would beg to differ, I'm sure.

[@rickdrew4577]

A condemed man for killing his wife was asked by the judge what is your preference of death? The man said electric chair. The judge then asked Regular or Extra Crispy?

[@lilithsmith1290]

You go to fast I can’t read the whole thing.

[@banjohappy]

If you click on the picture, it will stop long enough for you to read it. Click again and it will continue.

[@JohnnyPeacenic]

To fast cant read it

[@SeanVplayer]

The quote from milton berle would more accurately attributed to Frank Fay. He, (milton) never said anything funny in his life that he didn't steal from a comedian who actually WAS funny.