Funny Sarcastic Comments Just When You Need Them

[@ianhill4585]

"Well I could agree with you -- but then we'd both be wrong".......... Is my favourite.😅

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Ian - thanks for the visit

[@Jean-e3q]

🧑‍🎄👍🇦🇺 great art work and music again!

[@Jean-e3q]

Oops, commented on the wrong video. Anyway both brilliant! Take care.👍🇦🇺🧑‍🎄

[@MusicalPearls]

Hi, Jean. Yes, I guessed that's what you'd probably done. So pleased you liked the videos and many thanks again for watching.

[@Jean-e3q]

Cheers!

[@suelloyd1989]

My Dad used to use this one as a last resort for people who kept insisting they were right: “Well it seems my knowledge is no match for your ignorance”.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks, Sue. Great comment - another one for my collection!

[@leert2698]

That was a good one !

[@Kat-n-Ollie]

Excellent. I’m going use this one. Thanks.

[@janicemahan4772]

These so good! Unfortunately, I'll probably never remember them when i need one.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Janice - maybe one might just pop into your head at the right time!

[@janicemahan4772]

@@MusicalPearls I usually remember a good retort after the encounter!

[@alanspringett9233]

was thinking along those lines....

[@Sam_Green____4114]

" I NEVER forget a Face !!! But in your case l'll make an exception ! "

[@michaelvalenzuela2528]

Groucho Marx

[@s.mcdaniel1149]

Ba-dum-bum

[@Deej496]

Sarcasm is an art. Timing is important. The sarcastic gene runs in my family. My daughters are the best at it! 😂

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Thank you; Deej. Sounds like you've really mastered the art!

[@leert2698]

Same here ! I bought my daughter a mug that said , “ I speak fluent sarcasm “ ! It’s how we survive being around stupid people. Have a great day everyone !

[@gwarren54]

Two of my favorites: "I was wrong once . . . I thought I'd made a mistake." "I'd love to have a battle of wits with you, but I don't like fighting an unarmed man."

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Greg - more to add to my collection!

[@bettygilliland456]

In reference to your first one, my dad had a sign on his pickup that said “once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken..“. It fit him so well. Because he was very seldom ever ever ever wrong about anything. He was a very smart lovable Papa.

[@LindaBinyon]

Another fantastic video - thanks for making me laugh!!!

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks, Linda - my pleasure

[@GeordieRock]

Yes! I'll definitely be using some of these 👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Hope you find them useful

[@Sam_Green____4114]

The best is " If shit were Brains you would smell of Roses !"

[@Vinj94]

I love being sarcastic. People say to me that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit and I reply "And Cliches are the argument of fools"

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Vincent - I coudn't agree more. Many thanks for the visit.

[@navret1707]

I’ve only been wrong once in my life. It was the time I thought I was wrong but I was actually right.

[@williamlugmayer3429]

Empty vessels make the most noise.

[@JohnArlenderre]

Nice one and like the soundtrack!

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, John

[@SteveIveson]

Brilliant video, Steve. Really funny comments 😃

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks, Steve. Glad you enjoyed it.

[@indigowolf556]

😅😅 these are great!!!!

[@MusicalPearls]

So pleased you liked them, Indigo. Thanks a lot for watching.

[@kaye-q1k]

Love them and the music 😊

[@MusicalPearls]

Glad you enjoyed it,, Kathleen. Thank you so much for watching and commenting.

[@seasmacfarlane6418]

My dad used to say of sarcastic people, "He thinks he's a wit, but he's only half right."

[@MusicalPearls]

Nice one, Seas -another addition to my collection. Thanks a lot for the visit.

[@victoriaarias9111]

So true all of them.... Thank you.

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Victoria

[@jimharden4823]

I thought I was wrong once but I was mistaken

[@rosaspanjol673]

Love all your videos 😘👍

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Rosa - made my day!

[@ThisSideOfLife-k3k]

Wow! This is so good - love it ❤

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much!!

[@musicaljuice1970]

Really up our street for humour

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks, guys

[@donaldredline975]

This is AWESOME

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Donald - really pleased you liked it

[@christinewuerth7505]

Terrific, great, grotesque and fantastic video, Steve. The song What you want me to Be is very special loving, soft and beautiful, love it very much 🧚‍♀️. By the way, there are no stupid people, they just speak faster than the brain can follow! People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do, by Isaac Asimovic! There is a very simple saying in Bavaria: " Who ever is right pays a pint of beer or two". 🍺🍻🍺 !The Power of overconfidence! - (Dunning-Kruger effect) This time my enthusiasm knows no bounds, I'm sorry Steve 🤫🌤🌹💞💥

[@MusicalPearls]

Wow! That is some comment, Christine. Thank you so much - you could write a book!

[@christinewuerth7505]

@@MusicalPearls You're welcome, Steve. I am very happy to have discovered you. Thank you for being there with the great videos and cool music. I enjoy the laugh lines and appreciate you very much (my) friend, only the best 🌟🌻💫

[@harryboyes2812]

"I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong." "Isn't it dangerous to use your entire vocabulary in one sentence?" "Well, you just did, so answer your own question."

[@devlinhartman1223]

Sarcasm is my favourite hobby

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Devlin - hope you found some of these useful

[@lornamurdocheaton624]

Everyone should have a hobby. Mine is running away from spiders. Also eating chocolate.

[@tommy2u]

'Sorry.. I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just trying to find 'mute.'

[@christopherx7428]

My boss once saw me and a colleague discussing a matter in the corridor and exclaimed: "Great! Just the two people I wanted to see" My 0,1s response: "The pleasure is all yours!" ("mine" and "yours" sound very similar in our language - I think he heard what he wanted to hear... 🙂)

[@gwynnethguerriero6365]

Love the music

[@MusicalPearls]

So pleased you like the music, Gwynneth. I've been composing songs for many years and all my videos contain an original soundtrack that I've written, performed and recorded. Thanks a lot for listening and commenting. I really appreciate it.

[@Roberto-REME]

I love this soundtrack (Be what you want me to be, by Steve Nelson), but I cannot locate it on iTunes. In fact, I can't even locate the singer (Steve Nelson) anywhere. I love the song and want to buy it, but I can't find it on iTunes. Any suggestions?

[@MusicalPearls]

Hi, Roberto. So pleased you like the song. I've composed many songs over the years and all my videos contain an original soundtrack that I've written, performed and recorded. I don't actually sell my music so it's not available on commercial outlets like iTunes, etc. However, many of my recordings are available to listen to on my youtube channel or on my Musical Pearls website. If you wanted personal copies of any particular tracks, you could leave a message on the Contacts page on my website and I could send them via email, but I can only supply wav or mp3 files. Thanks a lot for your interest.

[@Roberto-REME]

Oops, sorry for misspelling the last name. I meant to say Nielson, but my autocorrect changed it.

[@Roberto-REME]

@@MusicalPearls Thank you so very much for the prompt response. I've only seen one of your videos, but rest assure I have all other Musical Pearls videos in my queue. This particular song, Be What You Want Me to Be, is really beautiful and captivating. I've heard it multiple times already because I like it so much. That's too bad you don't sell your music, I mean, too bad for the public who want your music, but I'm sure you have your reasons. And, Yes, I would very much appreciate a copy and I will leave a message on your website as you suggested. Thank you and know your musical talent is really appreciated.

[@JamesOtey-r2t]

Too funny 😂😂😂😂

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks again, James. So glad you liked it.

[@denisburgess2966]

I never reported my stolen credit card the they've spent less than my wife.

[@Cordoba82]

1. "We can't fix stupid, but we can give it a Court date" (a favorite of lawyers) 2. "I'm going to let God fix it, because if I fix it I'll go to jail."

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you so much - really great quotes!

[@NanaBren]

In my family, sarcasm is how we say I Love You! 😂 studies have shown that sarcastic people are more intelligent- we knew that…. Why yes, I do like dogs….hot dogs! You actually thought I was listening? I thought Neanderthals were extinct, then I met you. Wow! I never thought you’d actually try that….

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Many thanks, Brenda - you sound like my kind of people

[@bernardmcmahon7434]

Thanks again

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Bernard

[@dennisolsen4507]

If your brains were gunpowder you couldn't blow your nose.

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Great comment, Dennis. Thanks a lot for the visit.

[@KathyEly-f5c]

Very funny ❤❤❤❤

[@MusicalPearls]

So pleased you liked it, Kathy. Thanks for watching.

[@paulmartin2573]

How can I say goodbye if you won't leave.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks a lot, Paul. Another one for my collection.

[@momstermom2939]

Sorry. I am fresh out of f***s to give today. Tomorrow doesn’t look good, either.

[@panagiotiszahos6463]

If you want to be smart, be smart

[@kurman4749]

Here's my favorite: You are living proof that a body can survive without a brain. And one more: When you wake up remember that it's socks first then shoes.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thank you - a couple more for my collection

[@JohnSmock-x5k]

Sarcasm is a free service I offer

[@paulaforeman124]

On bottom of screen blurps BLOCKS bits of comments😢

[@blindluck5734]

The video talks about sarcastic comments in the title, but all that's in. There is a song by someone who can't sing very well. 3:03

[@jjohnson821]

Can you tell me who the artist is singing that song?

[@MusicalPearls]

Hi, Janet. It's an original song of mine. I've been composing music and songs for many years and all the videos on my Musical Pearls channel contain an original soundtrack that I've written, performed and recorded. I hope you enjoyed it. Thanks for listening. Regards, Steve Nielson.

[@maureengallagher3254]

My dad was right you just can't fix stupid. I know he's up in heaven saying the same thing now

[@kaye-q1k]

I enjoyed them so much?

[@MusicalPearls]

So glad you enjoyed them, Kathleen. Thanks again for watching and commenting,

[@BerthaGreen-s4m]

Like!

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks, Bertha. So pleased you liked it.

[@crystaldance5731]

❤️😊

[@MusicalPearls]

Many thanks for watching

[@denispalmer1937]

the constitution makes it impossible for the government to do this and I support the Constitution

[@ianfenwick5189]

Some of them fall under the concept of sarcasm. Others just fall.

[@maryreyes6836]

What’s annoying is playing music and you have to read everything. 🙄

[@Gary-s8e]

did I do that

[@judyjurek9334]

Could do without the background music.

[@russellprout723]

Love this song

[@johnlafontaine-uv8rp]

@@russellprout723who sings this song? What’s it called?

[@russellprout723]

@@johnlafontaine-uv8rp Be What You Want Me To Be written and performed by Steve Nielson. kzbin.info/www/bejne/aaW2iXqLlteHd9ksi=gVS4waV3AqmQD2HS

[@russellprout723]

@@johnlafontaine-uv8rp Be What You Want Me To Be written and performed by Steve Nielson.

[@wildbirdbuffetfrenzy4161]

You have the right to be quiet...Please

[@MusicalPearls]

Ha! Ha! Nice one - another to add to my collection. Thanks so much for the visit.

[@LenaNapier]

Could do without the music. Distracting.

[@paulashe61]

These were dull. Next time make sure your illustrations aren’t out of focus

[@garyj1709]

The music is a bit too much and not needed.

[@navret1707]

I’m sorry, if I agreed with you we both be wrong. Excuse me, sir but you obviously have me confused with someone who gives a 💩. If I want your opinion I’ll give it to you. Opinions are like aholes, everyone has one and they usually stink.

[@MusicalPearls]

Thanks for the quotes, Navret

[@paulricelli5520]

🟥 Once I thought I was wrong but I was mistaken 🤪

[@assog5737]

I love be sarcastic. People will call me a smart ass. And I tell them that it's better than being a dumb ass.