Funny Texts as Song 🎤👀

[@slimeinabox]

The cut is the best part daaaaang bro

[@ChattlyBizz]

Full video on my channel

[@Daniplayspokemon]

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[@chainery6477]

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[@John-doe955]

@@ChattlyBizzget bent.

[@shmuel3711]

Ñ

[@ronaldachille7998]

"Not my problem, make more money." - (Ex)Girlfriend

[@stunseedordeesnuts]

He doesn't just have the DAWG in him He's got the DOG with him

[@beck4283]

Don't worry, he'll have both.

[@yaya.cor.1218]

@@beck4283wdym by that..

[@minamihasaki4325]

If she treated me like that. I'd rather have a dog in me.

[@mell0wzgmd]

@@beck4283DONT SAY THAT OUT OF CONTEXT

[@gumdrop8780]

The fucking cut makes it funnier

[@Comrade_caterpillar472]

ikr lmao

[@Fortnitebaddie754]

They’ve upgraded… they’re rotting our brains faster with this technique, making it into a song to catch our attention

[@ChattlyBizz]

💀☠️

[@its_ya_ma]

A man and a dog on a 15000 dollar vacations is absolutely something i want to do sometime in my life.

[@stanley_marsh4]

Bro can afford that vacation but doesn't know what side the dollar symbol goes on?!?!

[@williamedstrom5681]

Yeah it's fake

[@thegurw1994]

Aside from the fact that it's fake, in some cultures the dollar sign trails because that's the way you say it. You don't say "dollars twenty" after all.

[@William256]

Name one of those cultures. ​@@thegurw1994

[@Feruh_151]

​@@thegurw1994 real

[@jabaited-tea3648]

It goes on whichever side you feel no?

[@eljkob24]

IM TAKING MY DO- That killed me

[@Dandyman69]

Nah bro if that were me and I get a “k” on a 15k vacation I’m gonna cancel it and sell the house and move out in a 1 bedroom (assuming I have no kids) then we she say “YOU SOLD OUR HOUSE? YOUR A MONSTER” imma say “k”

[@noahpancakes6507]

Shit if I get a k to even hey I booked us a nice fun weekend getaway somewhere and she says k ohh I'm done lmao

[@Sir_this_is_a_mcdonalds]

11:08 -Steve Jobs👁️👄👁️

[@jayswrld4926]

God I know it’s fake but I would hate any woman with this little appreciation

[@benp_4264]

the “🎶you know a little more grateful🎵” goes so hard

[@CBrothersYT]

Why is this so fire

[@theoneandonlydomino]

it’s ai

[@teetheheretic7952]

15:20 "oh..." *deep reflection ensues*

[@jasono312]

"How fake do you want the texts" "yes"

[@SpamNT]

its just a funny story its supposed to be fake

[@MR_LoreYT]

Lil bro Dosent know what. A satire is

[@GlamRock_Chica___]

Lol what she gets he was litterly being really sweet to her

[@andro_pheonix5593]

"Thank you for booking the vacation, it looks okay." "OKAY" HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR.

[@Comrade_caterpillar472]

Bro cooked

[@justinreid5134]

Bros got to much expectations

[@Razza-d2001]

This is a damn banger

[@TheKlucisCo]

"be smart or something" "Thats something you should be"

[@Cadie150]

bro dodged a red flag

[@ieatscousers6443]

bro saved 15k in only a year

[@rocketfuzion6528]

are you high??? thats so much its saved not earned dumbass

[@vilmerforsberg]

You realize that in order to do so you have to save like at least 1200$ every month, including you have to like yk, survive, so actually, that is like a lot of money

[@Pix6lbits]

@@vilmerforsbergand don’t forget about taxes and inflation too take into account

[@ieatscousers6443]

@@vilmerforsberg ye i know i think you misread my comment lol

[@Eshdave]

I nearly misread it lmao its a compliment to the guy

[@vivienboo1576]

Happy water doggo

[@H0LL0WHearteD]

I would take my dog too he would be much happier and excited then her 🤣🤣🤣

[@AlbinoAxolotl1993]

Blind Guardian has been real silent since this dropped.

[@studieo_8874]

Vacation people confuse me

[@catwithevilintentions2632]

Tbh I would react that way if someone planned a vacation for "us" without my knowledge. What a waste of money.

[@giantlizard9158]

That dog gonna have the time of his life

[@houndofwar7335]

Need to make a full song its amazing

[@B4HYT]

New queen song sounds fire 😂

[@Kamari-B1k]

Nah I'd be pissed too ngl

[@kimmorris9664]

This song sounds like queen X abba

[@Deathisnice-cx4ej]

1 letter can break a couple up

[@zonolith5912]

I hate that shit so much. “Hero got you a TV!” “Thx my guy.” “… is that all?” Like what do you want, a song and a dance, I didn’t ask for it and I appreciate it.

[@baldfloppa394]

“errm actually its $15000, not 15000$.🤓☝️”

[@__-eo9nu]

Take your dog and dump the gold digger, the little guy will definitely appreciate it even more, even if he doesnt understand the concept of money.

[@Mechaneon9424]

Why are people not as thankful today.

[@tiguaak]

moral of the story: make your dog your girlfriend or something

[@Snowdrop150]

The moral of the story is don't date gold diggers

[@randomdude6737]

@@Snowdrop150but date golden retrievers?

[@Zen_g4662]

​@@randomdude6737 bro no @-@, that's zoophilia..

[@Sir_shockwave]

@@Zen_g4662what’s zooplankton

[@Zen_g4662]

@@Sir_shockwave a shrimp/krill

[@EllioJames]

Dang put it on Spotify

[@Im_your_problem_now]

“Idk be smart or something” *dump the girlfriend who drains the bank account*

[@komala_harris]

THE LAST PART

[@joshpring1]

I have a really funny wrong number text conversation to send to you. Where do i send it? It needs this.

[@tiffanywren9227]

I was anticipating "ill take your sister instead of you"

[@Mr_Blixel-Omega-Plaza]

Na take a homie better they bin there for you unlike a gf

[@tommydmot7725]

That whole relationship would've ended with K

[@Mc_Barbietoes]

Hamilton!

[@jimmymillerdragonheart5282]

The guy is the one in the wrong, different people show excitement in different ways, the girlfriend shouldnt have to be jumping up and down with joy to show gratitude.

[@zirjaeger4037]

Tbf some people just aren’t good at expressing excitement. I know oftentimes when I’m in a really good mood or super excited about something people have asked me if I’m depressed or disappointed or something

[@noname-do5wo]

Yes but this person seemed to be making an active effort to not give any reactions beyond nonchalant, even when it was being cancelled they said don't do it cause they put effort into it not because they seemed to care and want to go

[@theopalangel1342]

Not that hard to type "that's awesome!"

[@roo99710]

"make more money" he only saved for a year and got 15k wdym

[@HeldIntegral]

It appears he booked this vacation because he wanted validation or to get into her pants. When she didn't give him what he expected he felt disappointed and frustrated because he doesn't know what she likes and how to get what he wants from her. Don't use ppl as a means to an end and you won't experience these negative emotions. How you feel is no ones problem except yours. Grow all the way up. And take responsibility for your own feelings

[@lordhuntington5704]

Bro needs to dump her and take his homies ASAP. She doesn't appreciate him enough

[@Giona14]

I would say the same thing as her

[@burnone716]

dump the girl, get your money back and invest it in yourself

[@80blood]

so do u own the other channels like this?

[@BrotherCam]

This chick is a major red flag.

[@GrizzlyO]

She's got a point

[@MrMonkeySlurpingCaprisun]

Take the L with your rage bait lmao

[@orionscythe]

please take the dog instead

[@user-we8fx8bo8x]

Tragic.

[@G-mansp3aks]

Should have took her best friend instead of his dog..

[@alexeybychek3095]

To he honest I'm on girls side this time.

[@Snezzyboi]

You can tell its fake because of the generic "girlfriend"

[@worthbygrades]

Even just Jeff Bezos. wouldn't spend Wouldn't spend any more than that to book the vacation. He would spend a lot more at the vacation, but not to book one. Don't judge a book for its cover.Judgment birds price tag and then make a full judgment after after Using the product itself. For the full-time you've rented it for.

[@juanmoreno4905]

Yeah I would definitely take my dog over her

[@matthijscalje4143]

This is reslly fummy, but these stories are always so fake its hard to be immersed

[@alexmath1579]

What kind of genre is this considered?

[@goober324]

Slop

[@Sux4r]

Maybe don't say it over text then

[@k1ng_baa]

ngl i think the girl is on the right imagine overreacting to k lol

[@enclavegannon]

AI

[@sageempires1232]

That's right

[@Ekarnii_babai_eto_echo_chto]

Get a gaming computer and better girlfriend you will save 14.000 dollars

[@foodasmood7502]

Be smart or somthing

[@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb]

A suprise vacation isn't nice. It's stressful and taxing.

[@sipinosapa]

Oh please someone. Do not take me on a very stressful $15,000 vacation. Oh dear me the amount of stress I would feel. Heavens me

[@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb]

@sipinosapa Quick! Wake up at three am to drive four hours to an airport and get there too late to check your bags and now you have to wait an extra three hours for the next flight which is delayed by storms in the southern pacific and you finally get to your vacation home a day late and at 12 am.

[@beatzbyzay7711]

@@Meme-Weeb-DweebWomp Womp. Silver spoon head ass.

[@bringbackgreedypulldef287]

@@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb Massive leap

[@Meme-Weeb-Dweeb]

@bringbackgreedypulldef287 It's also a massive leap to think anyone I'm your life thinks your good enough for a surprise 15k vacation but go off I guessm

[@pedrovct._]

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[@mustafaanwar-wc3sz]

👎

[@stellarbastard98]

It's just AI slop, carry on people.