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[@elise3036]

I am cracking up about the skittle one. He knew she was going to spit a skittle at him. I'm more impressed with his instincts than the skittle catch. 😂

[@unkind-cartoon3504]

I have seen what you meant how on earth this knew it was a skittle than catches it with his mouth now that’s impressive 😂😂😂😂😂

[@yesnomaybe9559]

He used ultra instinct

[@EggsToYourBacon]

She's probably done it before, that's all I can think of-

[@ScpFanIsHere]

How do you know its a skittle and not an m&m or something

[@kxngkvde]

@@ScpFanIsHere I feel like this is a bot trying to start an argument, because they specified "skittles" in the video.

[@totalcreativegaming6681]

I think the most badass accidental thing I’ve done is when I was training for a sports day at college, doing hurdles when I tripped on one, knocking it over, but instead of falling on my face, I performed a combat roll, jumped back up at kept running.

[@ledocteur7701]

dark souls IRL be like :

[@Nick-Mick]

@@ledocteur7701 true

[@spiderninja211]

Kinda reminds me of this one time where we played matball, it’s my turn to kick, I accidentally kick it towards someone, they almost headshot me, but I did a duck, which let my team get about 3 points iirc

[@Taya_636]

I’ve done something that when I was in middle school, we were playing dodgeball and this one student always keeps their backpack at the edge of the court and one time I didn’t see it because I was trying to dodge a ball when I tripped, rolled forward and dodged the first ball, and then somehow dodged a second ball that was thrown at me. I also somehow didn’t get hurt while doing that, which surprised me

[@RedoOkay]

I've done that when running before. Tripped over a large rock while chasing someone and did a combat roll and kept running. It's very fun when it happens.

[@joelelmlund4972]

I was playing laser tag with my friends, our teams was stuck on each side of a long corridor. I made a joke "Stay close to me if you want to live". Started walking down the corridor slowly (fully expecting to get tagged) but ended up shooting everyone that peeked out. Taking out their entire team!

[@VeertjeBeertje]

That’s so cool!!!

[@joelelmlund4972]

@@VeertjeBeertje to be honest, I was amazed that it worked and felt like the frikken Terminator!

[@eiliya2529]

THE TERMINATOR

[@The_QwU]

@@joelelmlund4972 aimbot moment

[@apdap718]

so sigma... i wish i could be as sigma as you 😎😎😎😎😡😡😡😡🗿🗿🗿🗿🥴🥴

[@thefancytiefling]

When I was in biology class we were talking about the skeletal system and namely about teeth while this piss ant kid was kicking the back of my chair like a toddler time and time again. It was annoying me so I asked him three times to politely stop progressively getting louder till the teacher took note. But since he stopped and it was dark due to the projector being used. The teacher did nothing. He kicked me in the back between the gap in the back rest of the chair. I stood up and said. "See that diagram of human teeth? Wanna see a practical model of yours because if you don't stop. I'll show you yours!" He stopped and left me alone. Got suspended for two days for threatening someone despite having a big ass bruise on my back from where he kicked me and showing the nurse and VP

[@HighPingGamerSK]

Damn, talk about unfair

[@mujtabaomar880]

L school W you

[@BlindMAN634]

L school ngl that was badass

[@apdap718]

so sigma... only true sigmas would understand but dont worry i am a sigm aso i know. lets do our wolf call together! AWOOOOOOOOO 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🗿🗿🗿🗿😡😡😡😡😡😡😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@yes6978]

@@apdap718same honestly

[@squeakies6877]

This was accidental at the time but is now slowly becoming a skill for me. I'm in my last year of high school as of writing this and am currently in JROTC. Last year, our AI(army instructor) became certified to teach us archery after school if we were interested. I obviously joined because I think it's a really cool skill/hobby. After passing our tests and when it was the third time we ever got practice, the first arrow I shot during my turn wasn't a good shot, just 6 points. The next four arrows, however, all shot bullseyes, which gave me a total score of 46/50, the rules being you shoot five arrows and can get a max of 10 points/arrow if you get a bullseye. What makes this accidental was you need to know your dominant eye for aiming, and I didn't know my dominant eye, so I used my right eye. I took a picture of the arrows lodged in the target before pulling them out and I still have the image now, the image was taken in the middle of April 2022. Edit: we did some reviewing/teaching newcomers of this year and I discovered I'm left eye dominant. So when I got those 4 bullseyes, I was using my non dominant eye the entire time and still do. I just use a little trick of aiming slightly to the right instead of dead center so I can still get an accurate shot, and it works.

[@THE_RADIANCE]

Niiiiiiice

[@dacomplex1Yuhanhan.hanna-Xia]

NOOOOIIIIIIIIIICE

[@celticwolf1425]

Brooooo idk if its as good but I was in archery in middleschool and we did a one go of multi distance shots from like a meter to 5 meters and on etc and realized I could only shoot a canted bow so the entire time I was there its bow straight blah blah I was really tired that day and at the time CW's had been out for a bit and i BINGED that and I was like eh just for once I sped fired the first shot but because it was a compound I had to tilt it to get past the extra strings bullseye 15 feet back canted bullseye all the way to the end of the gym few years later I get glasses so idk if my eye sight had much to do with having to be canted but I was alot more accurate and precise after shooting my bow at an angle Also shot two arrows at once at home only one to see it was me idk if the arrows bounced or crossed but they bullseye two small targets on the main target never was able to do it again Second

[@janiwil3528]

I always aim with my right eye though my left eye is dominant, I dunno our instructor never said sth. like this before.

[@apdap718]

sooo sigma 😎😎😡😡🗿🗿🐺🐺🐺🐺

[@sierrastanley3109]

This happened to me (well it involves me) I was sitting in the back of class, being the oblivious girl in the movies that doesn't pay attention to what was going around her, some guys in my class were messing around with a basketball and throwing it really hard at each other. Well one of the guys overshot and it came flying at my face (note I was wearing glasses) and I was completely unaware. The dude sitting beside my desk reaches over and stops the ball mere inches from my face. I even felt a breeze!!! I look up and had no clue what was going on until everyone excitedly told me what had happened. I thanked the guy.

[@ybebinchilin2421]

He shoulda rizzed you up after that

[@ilsagita5257]

Thats a nice a opening to a highschool romance webtoon .

[@lucasmckinstry8104]

that remindes me when I was playing lightning at school, my friend got mad and through the ball at the crowd underneath the hoop where I was, I wasn't even looking because I was talking to someone else at the time but I stuck my hand out infront of my friends face and caught the ball right before it hit him, everyone called me peter parker for the rest of the day lol

[@Tyrenexg]

And that it’s how a love story began

[@jscs9960]

@@Tyrenexg you the type to say sm like " and thats how i met my now wife and now we have a family of 10 "

[@josephreagan9545]

The bully from the first story must have grown up to be a doctor and that's why the apple worked.

[@Carbonclearly]

One time I was playing Infection tag in a huge soccer field with around 12 other people and I was one of only two people left. I was at the corner and two of the taggers were in front of me. I slid in between one of their legs and did a back flip to dodge another person. That is, and will always be, my greatest achievement of all time. I have never been able to replicate it.

[@thaismagalhaes5928]

17:11 I just woke up my family from my laughter.

[@xliverlake4404]

Wer weeerrrweerrrwerrrrrrrWerwerwerwer

[@AshTheBananaLad]

AaaaAAAAAAAYAYAAAA WOW WOW WWOOWOWOWOOWW

[@elenci8656]

same bhahaha

[@maksimcukovic932]

@@AshTheBananaLad what an expresion, just wow

[@memes4life26]

@@maksimcukovic932 bowser laugh

[@orbitingsentientsatellite4361]

Tripped and fell down hard in middle school, started bleeding from the head, didnt crack my skull, just cut my skin. Every kid around me thought i cracked my skull tho, so when i got up like it was nothing they all looked at me like i was a terminator.

[@apdap718]

SOOOO SIGMA I BET ALL THE LADIES LOVE YOU 🐺🐺🗿🗿😡😡😎😎😡😡🗿🗿

[@christophergarcia3695]

Tis but a scratch

[@ChimkenCucumber]

@@apdap718 SOOOOOO SIGMA 🐺🐺🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@andreasul2608]

Got a similar story to the roach one, was sitting on a patio drinking beer with some friends in the summer heat. This there was a wooden roof covering the patio about 3-4 meter above us and suddenly a wasp arrived buzzing right beneath the ceiling. I took out my package of ciggarettes lit one up, and threw the package upwards and it hit the wasp and squized it between my package and the ceiling.

[@5L4P5T1CK]

I was once starting with evening school, being the really f*`ed up person that I am - and even more was at the time, with serious mental issues and stuff. Almost had a situation getting physical with the school director in the first semester (really right before absolutely escalating) - it was kind of a wonder I wasn`t kicked out of school. In the aftermath of that situation, we had some serious talks of course - and I honestly thought I was doomed already. But, actually - my director was much more of a fair guy than expected - and I was much more humble and reasonable about my own behaviour - as well as being extremely honest about the reasons for my mental issues and all that stuff. At last, he asked me, to give me a reason, not to throw me out of the school. In kind of a desperate, nothing to loose, moment for me - I told him he will be absolutely stunned what I will be going to achieve if he gives me a chance and I am not the kind of guy to take my given promises lightly. Seems I managed to put out that phrase in that serious kind of voice, that people do not easily mistake for bragging... and I got the chance from him. Ended evening school 2.5 yrs later, nailing the absolute perfect flawless average, 1 (A) grades in all but one subjects (where I had a 2/"B"). I stumbled upon abilities that had been hidden even to myself before - and you cannot even imagine how bad ass that moment was, to receive the certificate for the best graduation of the year out of his hands and the whole school witness tears of joy and cracks in his voice, when he did his little speech. I had kept my word. Everyone in the big hall knew who I had been before. And now I had made that person happy who really deserved it and gave me a chance ... against all odds, even though I had to bury my second son in the second year, who was born still. Now I am at a 60k / yr salary and working in IT business. Quite a story from being homeless few yrs before. Still fighting depressions, still fighting anxiety very often .. but damn I have something to tell myself now, how to get back up, whenever I need to.

[@THE_RADIANCE]

Dude, I haven't cried in an unhealthy amount of time and this is the closest I've come to ruining that record. I hope you have a great life. Adios

[@5L4P5T1CK]

@@THE_RADIANCE TY for your kindness. I will try everything to pass this kind of kindness on to others and make sth out of it!

[@snotmonkey357]

I love you name🤣 also inspring story I hope your menta illness gets better

[@Golden_Nerd]

Sorry about your son dude. Really great you achieved great things and are doing better than you were 👍keep it up man

[@alpha_wolf220]

10:06 a similar thing happened to me, had a jerky engineering teacher that often made fun of students, one day in class all the students were in the class before he showed up, and when he did he mocked everyone by saying 'why don't any of you have your books out' following that i said 'why are you, the teacher, the only one late?'

[@ForrestTV_]

The only one I can think of rn is this one time in school, I was walking out of class and I accidentally dropped my book. My arms decided to just throw everything else I was carrying into the air, then I bent down to grab the book, and when I stood back up, I caught everything perfectly and started walking to my next class.

[@lyvenn]

Dude this is so fake, gravity does not work like that

[@minas.831]

😂

[@phanubs]

Clearly skipped preschool

[@julius_trifinity]

I can vouch, I've seen him in my neighborhood, swinging by from time to time

[@monguersita1135]

I got one. Barely remember anything from back then but I couldn't forget this masterpiece. When I went to school I was the most bullied, ignored child. Tall girl, shy, I never acted femenine and recently discovered I have autism, so you can guess how badly it was. But never was physical, just verbal. Of the few people who spoke to me, there was a girl who one day a group turned her against me and she was the most brutal with me since she did not know how to control her anger attacks and knew me before hand. But she was really small, and even more compared to me (my height rn so you can have an idea is 1.85 cm/6'0 feet I think). So one day we were alone and she started to mess with me in the break time and I got tired and replied to her, which got on her nerves. She kept trash talking and so did I, but seems that I won the argument because she was just hissing, kicking the floor and turned all red. I kept going as it felt good and no one got her back this time, and she just exploded and threw a punch to me with all she got. She really wanted to punch me really hard, so she took her time to prepare all the strenght in the punch and I saw that coming, so I tried to protect my face with my arms but in that movement, I don't know how because I was already looking to other side trying to dodge the punch but suddenly I felt how my HAND catched HER WHOLE FIST and MY HAND WAS SO BIG IN COMPARISON and we both were so confused for what just happened, but I squeezed her hand and kept trashtalking to her acting like "ez, it was all planned". She just hissed again and left.

[@ElPanaMiguell]

What a badass

[@Jagh-uy2nc]

The only thing I can think about is the 1.85 cm instead of m 😂😂

[@user-lu7od8ww6l]

Ultra instinct right there

[@dayzgone6974]

i remember this one story back in freshman year. i was in my science class period 4 as i was making a science board game that required a stim gun (imagine a gun but instead of bullets it shoots tiny medical needles) the science teacher was a jerk and told me to stand in front of the class as he asked why i was printing “guns.” i look him straight in the eye as i said “is their a problem with that” with a threatening look. he backed down and just gave me the papers. i walked back to my seat like a badass not looking back.

[@maddog9265]

this was recently like a week ago. german is my first language, i speak mostly english now bc i live in america but i still know some german but i’ve somehow lost a lot of it, just hard to remember. anyways, i work in a warehouse with a lot of people and someone commented on something stupid like how i lifted a box and my posture, coincidentally, they said it in german. i just laughed and responded back how i have scoliosis so i know my spine showing through can look really weird. they didn’t say anything they just smiled but their face was like blood red and her and who she was talking to just looked at each other. i don’t really think the bad ass part though was me knowing what they were saying but that i don’t let things like that get to me. we’re all human i sometimes notice myself judging or shit talking someone too. i take things lightly, i mean my back looks fucking terrifying. it’s such a bad ass thing to not take other people’s opinions so seriously.

[@WoahCabbages]

That's an awesome story. I'm also trying to learn German :)

[@therealslimshady6763]

I mean you are quite confident about this but still if you want your back to look hot Put on some muscles in the back and Triceps and shoulders

[@4Ninjastarz4]

Soo.. the most reliable strategy to turn a dangerous situation into a badass one seems to be flailing, yelling and sprinting at the danger

[@guillermomontes-hd6zn]

“I neutralized a bully with geek rage and an apple.” Reminds me of the time I saw someone hitting girls with a branch and as a defensive girl a grasped the branch and hit him hard on the head with it-

[@remi3616]

When I was 7 I was literally permanently kicked from a school for right hooking the school bully

[@user-fh1kx1qk6h]

Nice

[@trooper309]

One time we were taking turns throwing a ball in Spanish class, one kid throws it back to my teacher, she was sitting on a desk, but the kid threw it short so she kicked it and sniped it straight at another kid and he caught it. We were amazed

[@Pyr0Mania2]

I remember that we were at the PE class, i was talking to someone while the dodgeball match was about to start, when it started the enemy team was behind me and my classmate so one of them tried to hit me. I had no idea of anything but something just clicked and my immediate instinct was to move my head to the left. When i moved my head less than 1 sec later i see the ball missing my head by just a few centimeters. My classmate was stunned and i hear a lot of screaming behind me. That day was fucking awesome.

[@jayewrite1256]

Closest I ever did was have 3 people target me in dodgeball, they all had balls and I had none they threw and somehow I caught 1 in my left hand 1 in my right and the 3rd in between the other 2. 3 people out immediately and I had no idea how I did it. Though my most badass move was getting slammed into and having my elbow go through the dry wall into the brick wall shortly before hind it. The guy that slammed into me and his buddy looked at me (or more likely the hole they technically caused) and asked if I was alright since they could see the brinks on the other side and I just stretched my arm to see if it was ok got a loud pop noise and said yes before walking off to class. When people saw the hole next passing period they where wondering what happened I told them they called bs someone found the guys and they confirmed what happened. And I became the guy that could shrug off hitting a brick wall like it was nothing.

[@SeintThe1st]

the war face bit was so wholesome for absolutely no reason and i love it

[@DJMoneycat]

Bro got hit with an apple and went “nah this dude the main character I’m good fam”

[@pyrioncelendil]

Most unintentionally badass moment came as a result of driving to college one day. It had rained just enough to fuck up traffic in northern San Diego county, and traffic was (as usual) backed up on the 15 just south of the 78 junction. Welp, just after 9th Avenue approaching Valley Parkway, I tried to stop as traffic had backed up over the Valley Parkway overpass, but my car started to hydroplane. So I remembered what dad told me to do in this situation: blip the gas pedal til I regain traction, and then pull to the right into the emergency lane to stop there. Did that. The unintentionally badass part was when I blew past six stopped vehicles to my left, in the emergency lane, on the overpass. Stopped cars to my left, concrete wall to my right, and I threaded that needle. Traffic behind me wasn't anywhere near as lucky: I looked behind me (expecting someone else to replicate that move), the car that I damn near rear-ended, still got rear-ended, and it cascaded from there to involve five more vehicles slamming into each other.

[@tonycohan1317]

Badass moment of my own: I was a pretty small kid at the time, and so my parents signed me up for self-defense class. So this kid was really tall, and we were at recess. Something I had done made him mad, and so him and a few of his friends wanted to beat me up for it. Because I was in a self-defense class, I was a little excited to use it but also in a calm state of mind because I actually knew what to do in a situation like this. Fortunately, the guy I made mad wanted to beat me up as a spectacle for his friends. So he is probably at least a foot taller than me but also a bit on the heavier side. So he started swinging at me (very wide telegraphed swings, mind you), and because they were so shallow and obvious, I was able to back away without getting hit, and eventually, I led him over to the teachers who were watching at recess and they pretended not to see us. While I was distracted, he put his hands on my shoulders and tried to headbutt me, so I brought my arms in between his and forced them apart. When I did that, he was left wide open. I spartan kicked him in the stomach and sent him back a decent amount, and after clutching his stomach for a second, he started running towards me. He was either gonna run me over or try and grab me and throw me because his head was down like a bull, and his arms were reaching out wide in both directions as to grab me. In a moment of genius, I realized there was a large metal pole behind me holding up the monkey bars. There were some kids watching, and they seemed to be enjoying. So, I positioned myself in front of this, and when the guy ran at me, I got out of the way, and he ran into the pole with a loud bang. The teachers couldn't even pretend not to hear the loud noise the monkey bars or the guy made while he was crying. they took him away to the principal and took me to the principal where we explained ourselves

[@Mr.Smudge]

Nice job

[@Agente13840]

That happened

[@tonycohan1317]

@Agente13840 After I explained that the teachers did nothing to help, the principal gave a warning to those two teachers, but they didn't get fired. As for the guy who was mad at me, I still don't know why, but after that, I sat down to talk with him, and we actually became pretty good friends. And life just carried on like usual. I didn't get any notoriety from the fight mainly because I really didn't do much, but I also didn't get in trouble, and nobody really messed with me for a while.

[@Mr.Smudge]

@@tonycohan1317 unexpected end but cool

[@SlashCraftJack]

In Boy Scouts, my friend Tye had brough several salted peanut cases in previous camp out, so he got the nickname "Squirrel" (most of us earned nicknames). One day at a lake, he started swinging out on the rope swing during swimming time. When he let go, he start gliding across the air for a belly-flop. Afterwards, his new nickname became Flying Squirrel.

[@apdap718]

SOOOO SIGMA I LOVE YOU DADDY SIGMA 🐺🐺😎😎😡😡🗿🗿😡😡

[@StarIsBestttt]

Me and my friend were watching this and when we got to story 15 and the refrigerator part. I told them “I just imagined a human head with human limbs but a full on Samsung fridge for a torso.“ They looked at me and said. “NO-“ and we both burst out laughing. 12:30

[@julianarciniega1009]

I imagined someone who looked like they inhaled a refrigerator like kirby

[@apdap718]

SOOOOO SIGMA THATS SO FUNNY AND SIGMA 🗿🗿😡😡😎😎🐺🐺

[@horizonkage]

When I'm mad I'm stoic. When everyone runs, I observe. Very calm and observant personality. This has lead to many natural badass moments. I've seen many people flinch and freak out simply because I'm in natural control of myself.

[@CowardPlays]

I once dodged a ball in dodgeball probably about two inches from my face like an action hero when they lean back and barely avoid a punch and immediately outed two opponents afterwards. I got out shortly after because I'm not very good at catching and fumbled... But for those ten seconds, I felt like a freaking king, even though no one else had said anything about it.

[@zakbook15]

once caught a full glass bottle by accident at a festival that had been thrown in the crowd i put my hands up listening to the music and it just landed in my hand . everyone went mental

[@externity9569]

Of all the seldom, accidentally badass things I've done in life, I can't remember a single one of them but I'm sure others do.

[@KePzez]

The most unintentional and accidental badass thing I've ever did is because I was impatient enough for the school guard to let out the students, and that I saw an opportunity this was during junior high. So, the school event is about done and students are waiting to be let out, so here we are congested by the gate, and all of this kids talking to the guard, so the guard being clearly distracted and me being the small and barely having any sort of presence, my class literally made a video compilation worth of 4 years we were together, and you can literally play finding Waldo with me as Waldo. Now the guard distracted, me being impatient, saw an opportunity, slipped by like a leaf through the breeze, they pointed me out to the guard but by that point I'm long gone, in the same time I was sipping from a packet of a chocolate drink. Then next day at School Apparently I've managed to basically earned the respect of a good chunk of folks who've witnessed my introverted ass pulling a stealth move.

[@notme7325]

So this may not be the most badass thing I've ever done, but it was still cool. It actually happened a few weeks ago when (don't even ask) some of my classmates were trying to land a bottle flip onto the chandelier (it was kind of flat i don't even know what they were thinking). Suddenly, one of them threw the bottle a little too far and I happened to catch it while trying to walk towards my friends. I wanted to throw it back to person who threw it towards me, but accidentally landed it onto the chandelier without even looking at it. The whole class broke out in screams and I just casually walked to my friends and continued on with the conversation we had before.

[@apdap718]

sooooooo sigma 🐺🐺😎😎😡😡🗿🗿

[@notme7325]

@@apdap718 the whole story was a lie the bottle actually landed in my face lmao😀

[@bombdotcom2168]

One day I was cleaning and knocked a bottle of body spray off of my desk. Without thinking, I caught it and put it back on my desk before it hit the ground and kept cleaning. When I stopped for a moment and realized I'd done something cool I just sort of sat there for a bit smiling

[@cyrusparker2171]

I remember this one time when I was like 21, maybe 22 years old. I was saying work program called People's Care and we were celebrating Friday with a game of kickball. The stuff that was in charge had hit the next thing to a homerun, and me being the competitive sort, I hauled ass to catch the ball and just as he was about to do a full homerun, I was literally three feet behind him and threw the ball at him like it was DodgeBall. Needless to say, I didn't get him out, but everyone was impressed with my speed.

[@veronica6295]

I remember that my class was training for cross country and we were running laps on this gravel road so I was just walking because I was tired of running and this other guy in my class who was resident 'brainless asshole' he was really brainless, so brainless that he decided to purposely run faster and crash into me, I literally got thrown onto the gravel and scraped my elbows and left knee pretty badly, they were bleeding pretty badly, but as soon as I fell, I just got right back up not after a second after I fell and ran the rest of my laps with blood running down my elbows and knee, I got treated after but my class thought I was badass for geeting back up like nothing happened.

[@dusty111]

A few years ago i visited a friend that had a little shooting range indoor. At some point and one or two beers (not drunk yet) we decided to have a shoot-off. To make it more interesting he wrapped a single nail with white tape (for visibility) and put it at the end of the range and handed me a pistol. I took it and hit the nail perfectly. He called it beginners luck and put it up again. Again a perfect hit, to my own surprise. After my third hit i told him it's his turn now and finished my beer. His confusion mixed with anger made ot even better. Had a similar one with a knive that hit a tree dead center from ~15m away but that was even more luck (still impressed a few people).

[@Vexuzzz0101]

Story 19 is hilarious, the way you did the Wild West noise made me think of a bee wearing a cowboy hat and a gun that shoots stingers and then the boy with a pellet gun wearing a cowboy hat and a holster in a Wild West town in 1901

[@Shouji_akutami]

For me, it was the time I was in gym, we were warming up with a game of infection within our graven field. I was one of the very few who was still not infected, and I was being chased by 5 different people at the same time (the others just gave up), and I was running out area to run, so out of nowhere, I started wall running upwards and somehow avoided them all when they tried to corner me.

[@undeadladybug7723]

I was playing frisbee in the gym during lunch (being an IEP student had *some* perks). I jumped to catch it, ended up spinning 180 degrees and landed clean on my feet. Of course, next time I tried to catch it, it hit me in the face. Guess I used up all my luck the first time. XD

[@melon_zit]

Gained a good bit of confidence living on my own despite being an introvert. Met this girl's father who loved to mess with dates. He meets me for the first time and says "So I heard you have a business, maybe you can hire me in management" I say "I'd love to, but I don't think I'll be able to afford you" - Girl and her mom burst out laughing and that endeared me to them even more. Yep, tapped that

[@Sophie58j72]

When I’m secondary school there were these bullies in my year that broke my arm. They thought I was trash at music but I was grade 5 and they thought I was faking playing so they unplugged the headphones and my complicated grade 5 piece was on full blast in music. I didn’t realise it was unplugged so I finished it and they all clapped. They stood there with their mouth wide open. Best day of my life.

[@pokeminion64]

Was getting harassed by an ex, punched around in the halls by her and screamed at like she’s never screamed before. I just kept walking like nothing was happening. EVERYONE in the crowded halls cleared a clean path for us, all of them jawdropped

[@MellBoI]

Most accidental badass thing I've done is when I was doing my black belt test in karate. We all had to create our very own weapons kata, I chose the kunai. I forgot my kata half way thru but instead of panicking I threw the kunai up in the air and did a 3×high kick hit the kunai with my foot and caught it. It was all luck at that point

[@toukatouka3479]

I’ve unintentionally TKO’d someone during a defense class. Pre-COVID, my parents made me sign up for self-defense class because I apparently had the resolve of a wet noodle. Looking back on it, I wasn’t that good of a student. Frequently the teachers would put on sparring matches so they could see our skills in action. I was going up against a girl with more experience under her belt (she was a blue belt, I was a yellow). The first round went as expected (she kicked my terrified butt). But during the second round , I somehow evaded her attacks with my jelly legs. She tried to wheel kick me, but I leaned backwards and my legs gave out. Instead of falling flat on my back, I rolled back and got on my feet like it was nothing. Unfortunately I rolled out of bounds so she ended up winning the fight.

[@lunagerm..gaming3121]

I didn't experience this but my father did. There was this one kid that picked on my dad a lot. My uncle (my dads older brother) found out, and the next time my uncle saw him, he threw the bully in a dumpster. I asked my uncle if the story was true, and yes it was.😁

[@brobrothebro]

the craziest thing i think i did on accident was when i was circling around my friend (i dont remember why) and just waving my hand around, and i somehow timed it perfectly for me to close my middle and index finger the second a fly flew through them. basically, i caught a fly in midair as i was walking

[@lilykmit3854]

i had a 5th grade camping trip and one of my bullies came up to me as i exited the bathroom and started picking on me infront of a few hand fulls of people and i shot back with "shut up (his name) dickima(play on last name)" the gasps and looks of shock as i walked off had me feeling estatic and even thinking about it makes me happy even to this day

[@terminus9897]

i was once walking in my high school when i saw a pencil on the floor, not a rare occurance. for some reason i picked it up, but then tossed it where it went over the rail to the lower floor (insanely high floors) and landed right into one of those tiny plastic trash cans. No one saw, but at least i thought it was awesome.

[@et3inuyasha]

I think the bark stripping first aid story has multiple accidental badasses. Props to the instructor for thinking on his feet when he got hurt, but also to the scouts who were able to keep their heads to administer first aid.

[@grapheist612]

We were in the worst part of a multi-year project. 12-16 hr days, 6-7 days/week for several months straight, trying to make our deadlines. My boss was not very appreciative of our efforts and was getting short with us for still falling behind. At some point, they scheduled a meeting to go over our duties to wrap the project up. Thing was, they forgot to invite me. So obviously, I wasn’t there to see this, but my friend told me they freaked out when they realized I wasn’t there because they desperately needed me for the wrap-up. After the meeting, they were very polite and conciliatory when they asked me to complete my tasks, and everybody complimented me on my accidental power play.

[@henrywerner4355]

In elementary school we were doing soccer. I was standing center field when I just randomly decided lean over so my head was sideways. All of a sudden I hear a whoosh and I feel something scrape my hair. Turns out my friend Ardan kicked the ball straight towards me and in a miracle I avoided being embaressed by leaning sideways. It was awesome. I was like 7 or 8 so I didnt have the mental capacity to play it off a cool but it was really cool. I was a celebrity for 2 days and that was it.

[@sarahgt1533]

That's hilarious, from potential embarrassment to hero in one move 👏😄

[@Gun_Flint]

2 day hero!

[@Yarin-uk1xk]

I was 3 and a half at the time that my first sister was born. I went with my grandmother to the entrance and the guard that was there thought that I was little. then I wanted to to tell him that I was 5. my grandmother joined me as I was reading signs and doing different things. even when I went in there my grandmother told the stuff "Look what can he do" (something close to that in my language) and as they saw me reading they were shocked. It fells so badass to lie about your age (when it is successful).

[@dublethetruble4620]

What’s your language?

[@Yarin-uk1xk]

@@dublethetruble4620 Hebrew

[@kryptoknyght5224]

This was more of an accidental joint effort between me and my buddy from school. One day during lunch, I was hanging out in the gym with my now ex. It was one of those VERY old gym/theater stages. My friend is walking up behind me with his arms extended like he's ready to bear hug me. I see him coming in the reflection of a TV on stage and think to myself "this is the perfect kung fu/Chuck Norris moment". I quickly stick my leg straight out behind me jokingly as a kick to surprise him. He's quite a bit taller than me, so when I kicked he grabbed my foot and lifted. He was holding on pretty tight. So still kinda facing toward the stage, and my friend still gripping my foot and ankle, I did a badass spinning heel kick right at his face missing his nose by an inch. Didn't think he was gonna keep holding on, but I'm glad he did. Made me look like a complete alpha in front of my then-gf and half the school.

[@swahilimaster]

Had a similar snake experience. I was moving a filing cabinet at the school I worked at when the 2 other custodians with me told me to stop moving, I look into the corner of the room where the filing cabinet had been and see there is a rat snake along the baseboards. It had probably come in to get out of the cold, and it was fairly cold inside as well since it was a portable building with the heat off since it was the holidays. So I set the filing cabinet down off to the side, walk over, and pick it up behind the head. Both of my coworkers freaked out when I went towards it, and were in pure shock when I picked it up, though I pretty much knew it would be sluggish as hell in that weather. I took it to one of the science teacher's rooms who I knew kept quite a few animals, and she just happened to be around to check up on them when I got there, I passed it on to her who settled it in with another rat snake she was keeping for the class. Seemed badass to my coworkers, but anybody who knows about snakes would know there is almost no risk of danger from a rat snake bite except may an infection if you were unlucky. Edit: The Doberman one is exactly how to handle dogs if you aren't sure you can get to safety before they reach you, I've not had it fail on me yet thankfully.

[@Gun_Flint]

If they jump for your throat, bring your knee up into their chest.

[@aether7718]

We have all kinds of sports here in my school, such as Kendo and martial arts which happen to be my favorite practices here. Our teacher wanted us to get experience on fighting other people for self defense in which i happened to get one of the top students in the kendo practice to fight against, Now i usually prefer to practice at home instead of school as i feel comfier at home, So without realizing i was overwhelming him and won.

[@cherylwade264]

People either call these incidents the Spirit of the moment, perfect timing, dumb luck or Guardian Angels looking out for you. These are some of the great moments in life. Lucky People videos.

[@ceejay8328]

This really stood out in my life: I was at the park near my house and it’s nighttime playing some football and im the goalkeeper I was very talkative to my friends. The ball is heading towards me and one of the kids on the opposing team kicked the football at me at full speed and I caught it with 1 hand flawlessly while im just casually talking to them like nothing happened. My friends always make me their goal keeper. Btw: this experience was accidental

[@Yo_niggaItsu]

For me there was this one time in school that the bully was bullying a kid,obvuisly what is a bully gonna do anyways? I came towards them a puched him,he punched me back and i stared at him and i said at the lowest voice i could "C O M E" our teacher which was late asked what was happening the guy said it was nothing and they all ran away.when i came back home and finisned suffering on my assignments and layed on my bed i thought about it and i was like "am i in a anime?? Why did i say that?? That was so weird!?!?" Remember it till this day

[@Gun_Flint]

When you have a venom symbiote.

[@donaldorizzo.9952]

I wouldn't call it badass but my college friends considered it badass because of how I portrayed myself up until that point in front of them. Sophomore year, a large group of my residence hall friends are all hanging in my room. We had a text chain going earlier on and we were extending an inside joke through the texts. (Literally just rhyming shit to each other back and forth.) One of the girls in our group, the roommate of one of our close female friends, was getting annoyed with the texts. She says out loud, "the next person to text something I'm gonna slap." I don't know if she got a text I sent late or if she was just trying to strong arm me as one of the reserved and nerdier of the group but she chose to slap me. As shes walking back to where she's sitting I walk up behind her and start guiding her to the door. All the while saying, "yeah, for one I didn't send another text and two, you're not gonna slap me in my room and get away with it. Especially if I did nothing to deserve the slap. Now get the f**k out." She's now turned around looking at me with a half trying to intimidate look and the other half in disbelief. That look on her face almost made me break. So I turned my head to the side, both to hide (and inadvertently reveal to my friends) the smirk forming on the one side of my mouth. She's asking if I'm serious and I continue telling her to get the f**k out until she does. I about face, hold in the laugh for a bit longer to make sure she is further away. Then I start cracking up. Partially from the look on her face, partially from the nervousness of the situation, and partially from the complete flabbergasted look on all my friends faces. They were all so thrown off guard that they exploded from a combination of laughter and pure hype. I apologized to our female friend because I thought she was gonna have to deal with the inevitable cattiness her roommate would display after this situation. Funnily enough, the girl wasn't pissed or upset, she stopped hanging out with us for the most part. A year or two later I'd be in a class with the chick and it was chill. Never talked about the situation, but she developed a level of respect for me in how she would talk to me and we ended up helping each other through the class where it was necessary. Sometimes you act like a girl's father, and it turns out that's exactly what she needed. Go figure

[@Vokunos]

i have an talent for accidental front flips. it only happened twice but its still funny that it did. once on an scooter when i was little, my front wheel got stuck in an little pothole and i just did an so fast front flip that i myself barely even realised what just happened i thought i was about to fall and suddenly i was just riding straight forward again. i only realised because of everyone celebrating what just happened. the other time was on skis, almost the same story (without an pothole obviously) but no one saw that

[@user-zd5qf1vp8o]

“Have you ever been a badass on accident?” Guy in the background hitting the best tricks I’ve ever seen:

[@Sn1peSh0t112]

quick one for the readers, i used to do whats called push carving on my long board and was getting pretty good...well on my way home one day in the college town i lived in, i saw a patch of fresh clean black top in front of this house, i was jamming and feeling the groove and choose to carve up the street in between the yellow markers and when i hit the black top i slid into a 360 on my gloves and was able to pop back up and pivot out...in my head i was like yeaaa that was nice, thinking noone saw...i hear "wooo that was sick!!!" i turn around and there was a entire serority of girls that were around the corner but in full view of the black top...and they all saw...felt pretty cool that day

[@Nevertoleave]

My sister was in kindergarten and I was in fourth grade. A bunch of the fifth graders were grabbing kindergartens to put on merry-go-round and spin until they fell off or threw up. I come across a couple fifth grade boys dragging my baby sister and her screaming and crying while clinging onto the swing. Full of rage I go over and demand to know what they’re doing. They gleefully tell me their plan and expected me to just be okay with it. So I tell them that that was MY sister and to drop her. They looked like I just grew three feet and 100 pounds. They dropped her and held up their hands apologizing and going they didn’t know she was my sister or they would have left her alone. Honestly, I’m still confused by that. Fourth grade was a long time ago so I’ve wondered ever since if I was some sort of terror? Like, I remember that those boys were a grade above me. But I don’t remember why I knew that. Had I had some altercation with those boys before? No idea. I don’t recall it but my sister says she spent every recess for the next week with me. I think they got busted not long after but I don’t remember much

[@Gun_Flint]

Don't ever let anyone mess with your pack, Virtuous Alpha Move.

[@LulPurin]

When I was about 10 I was at a target and went shopping with my mother, I ran away from her and went down a busy aisle. I accidentally slipped, And BECAUSE I had been doing gymnastics tumbling 1 lessons, I was smart enough to slide, do a forwards roll, and land it on my feet. There was 6 people and like 4 kids were all there watching. I’m pretty sure they were amazed by that. TLDR: I slipped down a target aisle and rolled in the most badass way and amazed 10 people while doing so.

[@sheer_coolness]

16:32 I just imagine this like goku losing his smile and going serious

[@TheGame4eva]

My most badass moment? When I had an exam in international commerce with other veterans, people twice or more my age, in a foreign language (they were French, I'm a multilingual Spanish native speaker) and in a subject they had years of experience with, and they were as surprised of my results, they were telling me I'm really smart (I don't think I'm that smart) and the way they were treating me as kid and that I wasn't smart enough or that I “didn't have any potential for basically nothing” changed to admiration. I admit I felt like a badass

[@keeperofdimensions]

This was half-accidental, I think. My cousin and I were roughhousing (I was probably about 12 and he was 10 or 11-- but despite our age difference he's always been about my size) when suddenly it didn't feel like roughhousing anymore (we used to live together and we fought like brothers (despite me being a girl) and this happened occasionally where one of us (usually him iirc) got a little too aggressive and the fight got serious). He somehow got behind me, put me in a chokehold, and wouldn't let go. Sick of his crap, I grabbed one of his arms and tossed him over my shoulder-- it was surreal, like something you'd see on WWE or in an Avengers movie. Next thing we knew, he was laying on the ground, looking up at me, and sheepishly laughed and said "I was just playing!" Our little roughhouse session ended there. And it was the fastest anyone has ever ended one of ours. Not sure if I could still throw someone over my shoulder like that, and I don't even think I was sure I could that day. But it was the coolest thing I've ever done, I think. edit: grammar

[@HiHi-oi1dn]

I think the coolest thing I've done in my average life is when I was playing kickball with the class as an activity for PE. My group was chosen to be the striker and when it was my turn, I accidentally sent the ball near the Principal's office and the defending team rushed to get the ball back to the base but it flew too far that I made an entire homerun while they were trying their best to retrieve the ball. After the game, my groupmates praised me as the goat of the game.

[@HajiChola]

Still in awe about the Geek rage I remembered something. I was in school, in 7th class, still a nerd and pretty pacifist. One day, I was pretty angry because, first I had to eat My most hated thing for breakfast. Second, I was also hungry because I hadn't eaten much. It was lunch time, I was peacefully heading to the canteen(They had the best biryani I had eaten so far and it was cheap af) when 2 bullies showed up, demanding I give them money so they could eat the last biryani. When I said I gotta eat, they jumped at me to take my money when I became the Anime kid and dodged them so smoothly even they were shocked, then proceeded to punch them both on their noses and balls, and they ran away. I got free biryani for the whole week. Tldr, I got free food because I moved.

[@jimfaust6342]

When I was a kid a cat jumped out a 5 story window and landed on me. Luckily I was wearing my parka and tons of clothes ( thanks to my mom 😂) the cat landed on my head and shoulders and didn't break anything. I was an accidental hero for a few days lol

[@jonathanmerissaint6582]

- he's just standing there MENACINGLY!

[@desireepaulplummer4386]

That’s one savage way to take out a cockroach and an apple knocking out a bully rescue seconds😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@KlavierMenn]

A very dangerous and badass monent happened with me. I was with a cousin, remaking a roof and putting new support beams in it. I was distracted with an arond 3' iron tube on my hands, when I hear 'LOOK OUT" because another iron tube was falling towards me. I then proceeded to parry it away from me with the iron tube I had in my hands. I looked at my cousin, and he was wide eyed becaise he didn't think I'd parry the falling iron tube, just dodge it.

[@ImGenderFluidDealWithIt]

My sibling was on tv while preforming show choir in front of hundreds and they got a strand of hair in front of their eyes. They pushed it back and everybody complimented them for that small touch.

[@vinny7531]

17:11 This is golden "HaaAAaaaaA WaUW WAUW WAAUUW"

[@VibreProductions]

I fucking died at the "Built like a refrigerator" 😭

[@bobby-ud6pp]

I went to a college party with a new friend at another university, I was nervous and not the most outgoing person but he wanted me to attend so I did. It was also a Halloween party, I had no costume so I just went to the store and bought an iron man mask. We arrive and he knew everyone. He is running around drinking and talking with all his hometown friends and I am just standing by the entrance drinking beer. Eventually I summon the courage to go inside and it is crowded as hell, I find a spot on the couch and hold it down for an hour or so. Random girl approaches me in a sexy referee costume, she asked me to play beer pong with her. I explain I have never played and probably wouldn’t be good, she said don’t worry it’s just for fun. So the sexy referee and I start playing two random dudes, it’s fun, we’re doing ok. It comes down to the last cup and I was feeling confident at this point, she said if I made it we win. She seemed flirty throughout this whole experience so I turned and faced her, we locked eyes and I said if I make this shot I want to kiss her. She said yes, I continued to stare into her eyes and throw the ball. All of a sudden people were screaming, I turn to look and I made my shot, people were cheering for us, we won. I turn back to her, in my head I was like holy shit, holy shit, holy shit, but I just looked at her and she lunged at me and kissed me. Never saw her again but it was a cool moment.

[@gavinsmith9871]

In elementary school I either tripped or was tripped (it was over ten years ago no I don't quite remember) down a flight of stairs at school. Instead of falling I jumped into the trip and lept down the entire flight and landed safely. It was pretty awesome.

[@nathanielsepulveda2045]

Damn, nice! I did this once at the playground at school when I was in like 4th grade. The playing structure was like 2 stories tall and a girl tripped as I was running down the structure except I actually fell and landed chin first into a railing on my way down. I think this is the reason why I'm kinda goofy lmfao

[@nathanielsepulveda2045]

Tripped me*

[@krekolos421]

Best accidental badassary is when you play as a goalie and do some insane saves. Like when it's 2 on goalie situation and you catch it, or close the distance as close as possible, striker shoots and you jump, and the ball bounces off of you and past the goal. Ah, good memories.

[@hafizhwk5092]

Love the sound effects and commentaries

[@dlm292]

For me it was when my school was having some activities that students could play some games and have fun, so I was doing an obstacle course and once I finished it I was running back to the start so the next group could go but as I was running I tripped (not sure why I just did) but once I fell (I fell on my stomach) I use my momentum to turn myself around and then flip on my ass and give a double peace sign to the crowd, got up, and ran back to the start without missing a beat

[@zetrif]

This guy is so so funny I love watching

[@cabstool]

Bro really took the phrase "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" to the next level

[@thatonedokidokiplayer2259]

The most not really accidental badass thing I've ever done has got to be when I was with my two friends and we were just casually talking ( this was at a park) suddenly a kid screams, he was hanging off the edge of a bridge, I had no idea what I was thinking but I immediately jumped up ran in the direction of the kid his hand slipped the second I caught him, and his mom came running to me helping me help the kid up I don't know Abt you but I felt pretty badass

[@PikachuODST]

I got one! My friend invited me to a Dodgeball game at a community center. They were using those little foam balls. After the game was over n everyone was walking away, I picked up a ball, did a 180°, threw it from the corner past half court and it curved around like little foam balls do, straight into the hoop. Only my friend saw it n we lost it. That curve was everything. Celebrated like no one saw.

[@cptcovid4866]

Simple but brilliant - Had 2 guys in school who i didnt like. They didnt like me either and every now and then throwing bad words at me. One day as i was going to class the leaned on a wall talking crap to me again. I approached them, slammed both their heads against the wall after which they went down and kept going to class without a single word. They didnt bleed or anything but i felt awesome after that. They never talked to me since then

[@Gun_Flint]

Were they alive? Just the way you wrote it🤔

[@jaketheoctoling]

I also have this moment once at the end of the year when I was getting annoyed at some kids being obnoxious, even the teacher was mad so I started to get frustrated and in a angry and somehow threatening voice, I told them to stop and they listened.

[@CristobalWatsonHernandez]

In my first year of High school, I was riding my bike to school. It was an old POS but it got me from point A to point B... until it didn't. One morning, about a block from the school gate, the front wheel suddenly bent catching on the frame. The inertia carried me forward and launched me into the air where I did a forward flip and landed on my feet in front of my now-broken bike. It was hands-down the most badass way I could have dismounted my bike. There was absolutely no conscious effort on my part and I couldn't have done it again if I tried (I am nowhere near that agile, never have been), but man did it feel cool when it happened.

[@kwkw5711]

Best incident i was sitting on a park bench and a bird flew onto my knee a small boy saw it and asked me how i did it.

[@gustavomarquez5555]

What did you tell him?

[@Lycoriste]

with great power comes great responsibility

[@kwkw5711]

@@gustavomarquez5555 I told him i hadnt done anything the bird had decided to fly onto my knee by itself.

[@Car_Editszs]

when I was in 3rd grade I was so excited to get out to recess as soon as the bell rang I ran out of the class and went straight to the door but it was heavier then I thought so I ended up breaking a tooth (still broken I'm in 9th grade now) it hurt so much that day of coarse I cried but the day I came back everyone thought I was an absolute BADASS I felt so good.

[@flowerblue8759]

1:32 this will be my new D&D character

[@Jack-id1lq]

One time, I saw a kid being bullied, the one that no one takes to and that everyone thinks is weird. I walked up to the bullies who were surrounding him and turned what looked to be the leader around and said, “there can only be one alpha sigma in Ohio, and it’s definitely not you” I then proceeded to goon on them

[@avian.shmavian]

I think my best moment was when it was gym class and we were playing Still Mouse. (I'm not going to explain what it is, if you know you know). SO MANY people before I got picked failed to get this one person that we were all targeting that I’ll call James. James was standing with his feet VERY far apart, and on his toes, very hard to actually hit. I'm not a particularly sporty person, and I have terrible aim, but when it was finally my turn, I pretended to send the ball into a big group of people parallel to James. Y’know what happened next? I missed the group, and I somehow managed to hit James right square in the centre of his foot. Everyone cheered, as they all wanted James to get out for some reason, and I was awarded a candy from one of james's friends for it. The greatest part is that it was completely accidental. Best three minutes of my life, just before everyone forgot about it.

[@ashleyandanime4815]

9:21 my favorite line so far. And the tone was perfect

[@Pseudo548]

“15 years ago, my ex-wife…” Hearing this, I knew it would be awesome

[@Ganvy]

When i was in grade 7, I would never play sports which all my friends knew, but one day when i was chilling on a bench near a basketball court (my school has an open basketball field near football field but i like to just sit there and watch others play sometimes), one of my friends asked me can i shot a ball from this location (it was a three point line to the side), i said ofc and shot the most beautiful three pointer in my whole life, felt real good after that one.

[@UNDERW3RLD]

One time in dodgeball, I was the last person on my team and a ball was rolling slowly away from me. For some reason my instincts led me to slide on my knees, grab the ball, and hit someone right in the arm. We ended up winning. I felt all like ultra instinct XD

[@enzoS1-O5]

"NOW LET ME SEE YOU WAR FACE, AAAAAAAH" That got me 😂