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@kiridunn6635
@kiridunn6635 4 жыл бұрын
“No matter what I eat my heart always says dessert” I felt that 😂😂😂
@wonkothesane8691
@wonkothesane8691 4 жыл бұрын
Ah! The accidental genius and deliberate insanity of children. You know insanity is hereditary, you get it from your children.
@mionrugheart2340
@mionrugheart2340 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂This I swear is true
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@jimevans4582
@jimevans4582 4 жыл бұрын
The stuffed animal and peanut butter jar girl who fell asleep reminds me of the story of the parents who bought their child a lovely toy in a big box. Once the toy is unwrapped the child plays with the box!
@Seems7729
@Seems7729 4 жыл бұрын
It’s true children will play with box rather than toys
@Bondubras
@Bondubras 3 жыл бұрын
@@devakis2430 You beat me to it.
@avicenniamarine
@avicenniamarine 3 жыл бұрын
sounds like my cats..
@m53goldsmith
@m53goldsmith 3 жыл бұрын
They don't have a child; they have a cat!
@courtney5312
@courtney5312 3 жыл бұрын
The kid was a cat in their previous life
@lianav707
@lianav707 4 жыл бұрын
2 boys 2 years apart fighting like they want to kill each other Me: that is it, you sleep in your own beds tonight!! Them: Noooooo mom please we love each other!! Hugging and crying Me: .....awwwww! Ok.
@blackishstone4092
@blackishstone4092 4 жыл бұрын
Siblings in a nutshell
@shomonaahmed8748
@shomonaahmed8748 4 жыл бұрын
True
@ranjanbiswas3233
@ranjanbiswas3233 3 жыл бұрын
POWER MOVE
@cdnnykr
@cdnnykr 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds just like me with my grandsons. 😅
@stevefoss5486
@stevefoss5486 4 жыл бұрын
when I was a child we ate whatever was for dinner...period...or we could have NOTHING till breakfast.
@elaynaterrell3576
@elaynaterrell3576 4 жыл бұрын
That's hot it was for me too.
@updownstate
@updownstate 4 жыл бұрын
That's good you had enough food.
@suburbanfarms
@suburbanfarms 4 жыл бұрын
You also got to play outside by yourself but now doing either is child abuse and neglect
@spacecowboy7755
@spacecowboy7755 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. It’s strange how this type of parenting became popular then 15 years later we have an over abundance of obnoxious entitled a-holes. What a coincidence.
@depressedshadow8205
@depressedshadow8205 4 жыл бұрын
I never said no to dinner, only, can I have more?
@widgeonslayer
@widgeonslayer 4 жыл бұрын
Need another of these with things you never thought you would say, before you became a parent. "Stop licking the dogs nose".
@ugoexcel8238
@ugoexcel8238 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MsProudmamaof2boys
@MsProudmamaof2boys 4 жыл бұрын
5 yo: "Mommy can I have apple juice?" Me: "sure sweetie" *grabs apple juice from fridge* 5: "I want chocolate milk" Me: " you just asked for apple juice" 5: "I DONT WANT DISGUSTING APPLE JUICE!"
@villamiles
@villamiles 3 жыл бұрын
@Fayth Osborn You are not alone, my younger sister is like that too 😅
@MichealAfton640
@MichealAfton640 3 жыл бұрын
And that’s how Karen’s were born folks
@itz_xavia4749
@itz_xavia4749 3 жыл бұрын
@@MichealAfton640 🤣
@edwardjamesjr1
@edwardjamesjr1 3 жыл бұрын
Give her water. All that juice and sugar will just lead to obesity.
@joekahno
@joekahno 4 жыл бұрын
Neighbors dog keeps barking. I don't negotiate with terrierists.
@drbbass
@drbbass 4 жыл бұрын
God bless all you parents!!! Believe it or not, this time will fly by!!!!! But remember, they come back like homing pigeons!!!!! Diane
@roxinmypox
@roxinmypox 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe not all the time. My friend has horrible parents and she says she will never see them after she moves out cause she hates them.
@aklben
@aklben 3 жыл бұрын
Boy is that the truth!! And they also play supermarket sweep in your kitchen, gift shopping in your shelves and the ever popular, laundry mat... for weeks of dirty close.... I love em anyway 💗
@someweirdotubbs3940
@someweirdotubbs3940 3 жыл бұрын
This is irrelevant , but I was 222 like.
@ruthy6150
@ruthy6150 3 жыл бұрын
Trouble is when they come back they bring more...
@bladeoftheruinedking2543
@bladeoftheruinedking2543 3 жыл бұрын
Haha
@rautamiekka
@rautamiekka 4 жыл бұрын
That kid dropping from holding breath means the kid has the very rare ability to override the system's forced resuming of breathing.
@frostgamer8702
@frostgamer8702 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah cause most of these are just the adults making things up but they are funny regardless
@nancychaidez5924
@nancychaidez5924 3 жыл бұрын
my 4 year old calls her sister a jerk my husband's speaks to her about why she should not be saying a word like that five minutes later she explains her self that her mouth said that word not her.
@tanyakasim3988
@tanyakasim3988 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@nightshadekelly
@nightshadekelly 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe her sister is being a jerk.
@Hale-bq5xx
@Hale-bq5xx 4 жыл бұрын
I was a horrible child. My mom would ask me that one question parents know isn't going to end well: "Which one would you save, king sized Reese's cups or me?" Me: How many Reese's cups? Mom: a hundred. Me: ...hmm. Mom: *deadpan* Me: I would save you. Mom: aww! I love yo- Me: that way you can continue getting me all the Reese's cups I want. Mom: ... grounded. Just... some questions are better off with you not knowing the answers.
@jiminstillgotnojams2511
@jiminstillgotnojams2511 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a fan of Reese's so I'd save my mom.😂
@nightshadekelly
@nightshadekelly 3 жыл бұрын
That's a horrible thing to ask a kid anyway
@Aleena_Bina_Kosimo
@Aleena_Bina_Kosimo 3 жыл бұрын
What are those things?
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
@@Aleena_Bina_Kosimo peanut butter filled chocolate cups of deliciousness. Yummy treats 😋
@acesircombe-jellett1004
@acesircombe-jellett1004 2 жыл бұрын
Grounded? Bro that's mean af
@corineusa1454
@corineusa1454 4 жыл бұрын
These were hysterical!! I'm old now but recognized 95% of this. I'd do it all again!!🥰
@jazzy1384
@jazzy1384 4 жыл бұрын
When my dad was like 3 he went camping with his parents and siblings while in the car he grabbed the pack of Oreos and ate all the cream out of every single Oreo and then just put the cookies back and no one noticed till they went to eat the Oreos later now that’s talent 😂
@elizabethsohler6516
@elizabethsohler6516 3 жыл бұрын
That IS.talent. I have to agree.
@rhondaflesher8313
@rhondaflesher8313 3 жыл бұрын
My uncle pulled one better. My grandmother once shared with me the account of my Uncle George when he was a young boy and the cake. She left a cake on the table to cool before icing it and had to run a quick errand. She warned my uncle that the cake had better look just as it was when she got back or he would be in big trouble. She was pleasantly surprised when she returned and the cake looked untouched. She put the icing on it and later proceeded to serve it after dinner that evening - only to find out that my uncle had manage to turn the cake over and hollowed out a fair part of the center and then turn it back right side up.
@milesboehmer9969
@milesboehmer9969 4 жыл бұрын
My parents always reminded me that my kids would give me 4 x more grief than I gave them !
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 3 жыл бұрын
Now, now. That's just way too much grief 🤣🤣🤣
@meganwilliams2962
@meganwilliams2962 3 жыл бұрын
The "squares instead of triangle" sandwiches - been there, donr that, have the tshirt.
@whataguy7032
@whataguy7032 4 жыл бұрын
3:55,......Just tell him/her that a square is just two triangles fastened together. Problem solved and a geometry lesson all in one!
@crazycrafts5945
@crazycrafts5945 3 жыл бұрын
or you just cut all the squares in half
@jojobean5382
@jojobean5382 3 жыл бұрын
Me, had a sinus cold: I 'm sorry but mama is not feeling well. 7 y/o: well when are you going to get done with that because I want some Mac n cheese.
@miriambucholtz9315
@miriambucholtz9315 4 жыл бұрын
I don't negotiate with terrorists, either, but at least my kids found that out before they had to pass out on the kitchen floor to do it. They were probably also the youngest kids in their classes to be familiar with the term, "benign dictator".
@themellissapsycopathdemont3909
@themellissapsycopathdemont3909 4 жыл бұрын
k
@allieb3477
@allieb3477 3 жыл бұрын
Benign dictator, I love that 😂
@texasred2702
@texasred2702 3 жыл бұрын
My dad used that exact term.
@ruthlewis6678
@ruthlewis6678 4 жыл бұрын
Oh, how I love these. I think the kids survive only because Mom and Dad have such a great sense of humor.
@sandralee8855
@sandralee8855 4 жыл бұрын
This reminds me...when my kids were little...my son liked bacon grease in his green beans, Don't Judge me it's delicious, my daughter liked butter in hers, so while they were cooking no matter what I put in them i would tell each of them what they wanted to hear and tell them not to tell the other and they both ate them No Problems..I just realized parenthood turned me into a liar🤔😜
@kelseyeglinton2982
@kelseyeglinton2982 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid I really didn't like meat but my sister loved it. So when my mom would make soup she would tell me it was celery soup and my sister it was steak soup, I'm embarrassed about how long it took me to realize 😂
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with bacon grease; as the saying goes: "bacon makes everything better". I love field peas and snaps cooked with bacon grease. Good eatin'!
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
😂 yep
@Robbie_S
@Robbie_S 4 жыл бұрын
Child free life is the best fulfilled life. Before they kick you out, you don't create that foreseeable future at all. 😂
@krystalgreenwell4482
@krystalgreenwell4482 4 жыл бұрын
OMG the ice cream tax lesson is brilliant and hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
@waitaminutewhat6210
@waitaminutewhat6210 4 жыл бұрын
The only thing that's too cute, beautiful, adorable still I don't want to have is.... kid... Never
@updownstate
@updownstate 4 жыл бұрын
I knew when I was a child I didn't want to have children. Parenthood is not a moral requirement. I'm 62 and fancy free.
@waitaminutewhat6210
@waitaminutewhat6210 4 жыл бұрын
@@updownstate Great... I'm being tormented by my family and society but I know I can face this. Thank you.
@ametsunami4070
@ametsunami4070 4 жыл бұрын
And that’s perfectly fine. Not everyone wants kids, and that’s ok.
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 4 жыл бұрын
I asked my mom how she felt about a grandkid with four legs, fur and the only word it knows is 'meow' she said babysitting would be a lot easier than with my brother's kids.
@wendyroman4944
@wendyroman4944 4 жыл бұрын
Awwwww! Where's your sense of adventure? I raised a few. Granted, they can be little devils but it is so worth it! If I could do it all over I wouldn't change a thing!
@skyfullofstars1674
@skyfullofstars1674 3 жыл бұрын
Helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night 😂😂 That's going to be me 😅
@Novice9241
@Novice9241 4 жыл бұрын
The ice cream tax..... Me: *Has candy Mom and/or dad: ”Mommy/Daddy tax!” *snatches some Good times XD
@ramtab9082
@ramtab9082 4 жыл бұрын
I always take tax out when I cut an apple for someone or peel an orange.
@bazkrekkerirl
@bazkrekkerirl 3 жыл бұрын
I do that to my younger siblings... as compensation for always getting grounded when it's their fault
@boxadorsrus5991
@boxadorsrus5991 3 жыл бұрын
I demand a 2-chip "troll tax" on every bag of chips I buy for my kids.
@angelknowsthemanwhocan7410
@angelknowsthemanwhocan7410 4 жыл бұрын
LOL, I feel your pain and happiness. Thank you. 🥰😊🥰
@jeanieolahful
@jeanieolahful 3 жыл бұрын
When my son was around four he said to his dad “ You’re not fat. You just LOOK fat!l. Lol
@jajaa4837
@jajaa4837 3 жыл бұрын
1:24 Fun fact : You can’t die from intentionally holding your breath, your brain will just get you to pass out, get back the oxygen he needs, and then bring you back to life. No one cares right ?
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
Nope cause pretty sure it was a joke Edit: 😂
@cindykq8086
@cindykq8086 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when my mom bought a lot of fresh sausage from the butcher's. Nice authentic German sausage. Which none of us little ones would touch, because my big brother told us they were octopus tentacles, and nothing my parents said could convince us otherwise.
@Abby-dy2cm
@Abby-dy2cm 4 жыл бұрын
Well, I am not having kids anytime soon.
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 4 жыл бұрын
every time my nephews are rude to me i comment 'well there goes another bit of your inheritance to your brother'
@Su-wo4id
@Su-wo4id 3 жыл бұрын
@@velvety2006 what do they answer to that???
@velvety2006
@velvety2006 3 жыл бұрын
@@Su-wo4id well they are six and 10 at the moment so I don't think they care much, but the eldest has pulled an 'ah oh' face on occasion.
@sahleenrahnuma7604
@sahleenrahnuma7604 3 жыл бұрын
Whenever me and my sister say, "Mom, we are getting late for school. Can't have breakfast" Our Mom: "Oh, dear, then don't go to school. The dishes of last night are undone. Start washing!" ..... periodt
@tussled1
@tussled1 3 жыл бұрын
I had a water bed once. Caught my five year old son jumping on it. When I told him he couldn’t jump on it cuz it could pop and make a huge mess. Looks at me, while still jumping, and promptly tell me “well then maybe you shouldn’t have gotten a watery bed”. Fml.
@nandkishorbanubakode3096
@nandkishorbanubakode3096 3 жыл бұрын
The thumbnails' line:- "I don't negotiate with terrorists" Me:- Dr.House!!
@merryhunt9153
@merryhunt9153 4 жыл бұрын
To the guy who complained about how his kids eat spaghetti: there's a reason why some food engineer (probably a parent) invented Spaghetti- O's.
@mattprater8828
@mattprater8828 4 жыл бұрын
It was Jim Gaffigan, a comedian. He's got loads of vids on youtube
@Lady.Tijuri
@Lady.Tijuri 4 жыл бұрын
I'm like Tim, I don't negotiate with terrorists either (lol) tell my kids & pup tht all the time
@newyorker2581
@newyorker2581 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 I'm currently pregnant and am actually looking fwd to all of it....including this
@lexivee9571
@lexivee9571 3 жыл бұрын
Aww congrats!! Same here. I'm not pregnant, but I look forward to being a mamma one day. 😄
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
Get some sleep now…🤣
@Sjaan_Banaan
@Sjaan_Banaan 4 ай бұрын
​@@lexivee9571you're going to have so much regrets😂 Please think twice before you're going to have kids
@tomscott3417
@tomscott3417 4 жыл бұрын
I would have loved to have any of these people as parents, I was four years old and would, eat a piece of celery so it was thrown away and I had the crap beaten out of me (it wouldn’t be the last time).
@therick7445
@therick7445 3 жыл бұрын
In response to Nothern Lights I’d like to point out the floor is organic
@FirebirdPhoen1x
@FirebirdPhoen1x 3 жыл бұрын
So here in Germany we have a dish that's basically a pancake that's been ripped into small pieces, called "Kaiserschmarrn". I, around six years old, am in a restaurant with my grandparents. I order said dish, cry cause the pancake is ripped up and get another whole pancake. Which I then proceeded to rip up.
@tammyrawdon3587
@tammyrawdon3587 2 жыл бұрын
👏😻👍This is absolutely 💯% the first time I have EVER SEEN a video with ZERO downvotes... and I can EASILY see why!!! That was freaking hilarious 😹🤣😹🤣😹 (And all too true too! Whoa 😳 say that 5Xfast😁)
@johnmackey3937
@johnmackey3937 2 жыл бұрын
Sister would hold her breath to get her way, dad got panicky, mom threw a glass of water on her face,worked every time.
@ann-catherinemorner7499
@ann-catherinemorner7499 2 жыл бұрын
I am a farmer's daughter. I am 64 years old. My mother was butchering a pig, that is to say, cutting it up. When it was time for my nap, I held on to a trotter and refused to give it up. So I went to sleep cuddling a pig foot. My parents never let me forget it...
@imarrams511
@imarrams511 3 жыл бұрын
I have nephews like this(4 year old). They throw tantrums and only wants to eat bread and butter. But when I cook,they eat everything. Even the veggies and chicken without complain. Why? Because I'm the cool and gamer aunt who don't let them play with my Nintendo if they don't eat what I cook. Plus I cook better than my older siblings.
@boboclown3435
@boboclown3435 2 жыл бұрын
Lol when one of my older sister was little when she wasn't getting her way she would hold her breath and pass out and it scared my mom and she told my sister's doctor what was happening she asked the doctor what to about it .doctor laughed and don't worry about it when she passes out she will start breathing again 🤣🤣😂🤣😂😂
@adelia988
@adelia988 4 жыл бұрын
My mum was helping me put on my coat when I was about three and pulled out a little bag out of my pocket, it had fishfingers, chips and peas in it. I had hidden it as didn’t want to eat my dinner. I actually remember that day too.
@weird-bookworm
@weird-bookworm 2 жыл бұрын
1:31 “So, yes, I’m sure she’s mine.” 🤣🤣🤣
@elaynaterrell3576
@elaynaterrell3576 4 жыл бұрын
My little brother was maybe 3 or 4 (now 19) he asked his dad and my mom.."How do they get the bones in the chicken?" 🤣 My kids have said some off the wall stuff too
@bubbIegumz
@bubbIegumz 4 жыл бұрын
That's hysterical! One time, when I was younger, I was helping my mom spray out the cloth diapers we were using for my little brothers and after I finished she said "Now how much are we gonna have to pay for water damage?" And I very indignantly shouted "I did not damage the water!"
@elaynaterrell3576
@elaynaterrell3576 4 жыл бұрын
@@bubbIegumz 🤣🤣 That's funny! I remember helping her change him one time and he projectile pooped across the room and I Matrixed it. I leaned back as far as I could while my mom was laughing at me.
@depressedshadow8205
@depressedshadow8205 4 жыл бұрын
3:43 white bread absolutely disgusts me. I will take the whole wheat bread, thank you!
@dot8974
@dot8974 4 жыл бұрын
1:48 This one got me
@bronwyncrocker1049
@bronwyncrocker1049 4 жыл бұрын
Oh I just love you so much. I laugh and laugh out loud when watching.
@mmigesh4735
@mmigesh4735 3 жыл бұрын
If I didn’t like what Mother served, I had to just sit there till I liked it.
@jiminstillgotnojams2511
@jiminstillgotnojams2511 3 жыл бұрын
How many people's parents asked them that one question " *Who do you love more? Mom or Dad?* "
@margaretcole6264
@margaretcole6264 3 жыл бұрын
I went to visit my mom without the kids. I was gone for a week. The second day they called asking when I was coming home because dad was putting peas in everything. I hate peas so he only got them when I was gone. I didn't ask what they did while I was gone. But when I played down on the couch in the living room I saw mac n cheese stuck to the ceiling. I closed my eyes. It would be a long year before I could escape I mean visit my mom again.
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 4 жыл бұрын
You can play with your food if you've already eaten your toys.
@alexispaterson814
@alexispaterson814 Жыл бұрын
There is nothing better than laughing with your 4 year old and forgetting what you are laughing about. Me and my grandson was giggling for 10 minutes about M&S trifles.
@Aleena_Bina_Kosimo
@Aleena_Bina_Kosimo 3 жыл бұрын
1:40. This is why you don't tell your kids stuff like that.
@omransaeed1988
@omransaeed1988 4 жыл бұрын
And they wonder why I don't want kids...
@TentenchiAMVs
@TentenchiAMVs 4 жыл бұрын
The last one was a beautiful ending. We need somebody to animate that ASAP! =O
@susanthacker3339
@susanthacker3339 3 жыл бұрын
When I was a kid we are everything on our plate. I swear my mom gave us stuff we didn't like! My brother found an alternative to eating his peas, we had that 70s long shag green carpet. He would roll them down his leg and flick them into the carpet when nobody was watching
@rfresa
@rfresa 3 жыл бұрын
I think it would be worth it to attempt not to feed children sugar for the first few years of their lives... if it wasn't for my dad constantly wanting to get them ice cream.
@maleighlovesbroadway
@maleighlovesbroadway 3 жыл бұрын
My little cousin wouldn't eat his green beans, so I hid them in mashed potatoes when he wasn't looking. Didn't even notice.
@thekingsdaughter4233
@thekingsdaughter4233 3 жыл бұрын
My youngest happily ate Beef Stroganoff until my husband asked at the dinner table, Oh, did you make this with the mushrooms you dehydrated? * hate stare * Youngster had not noticed the mushroom content till then.
@maleighlovesbroadway
@maleighlovesbroadway 3 жыл бұрын
@@thekingsdaughter4233 lol that's how I was as a kid. I hated mushrooms. Still do, but I don't mind them if I can't taste them. 😂😂
@Sindhuonmyway
@Sindhuonmyway 4 жыл бұрын
Marshmallows go on what? What are you guys eating?
@MS6870
@MS6870 4 жыл бұрын
sweet potato and marshmallows is a thanksgiving dessert in my family. but anything else with marshmallows NO unless it's like you know something it's good with.
@tinknal6449
@tinknal6449 4 жыл бұрын
Baked on top. Makes a nice bubbly gooey sweet mess.
@Charlie-dm5ug
@Charlie-dm5ug 2 жыл бұрын
@ 5:35... I always thought that the term "debris pattern" would only be used by cops working traffic accidents, or NTSB investigators (National Transportation Safety Board) working airplane or railroad crashes. But parenting is just as applicable... Between about 3 yrs old and college, when my son's plate was removed from the table, there was this perfectly clean circle surrounded by a progressively diminishing "debris pattern". LIke a food bomb went off!
@Lighthouse75
@Lighthouse75 3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs and making me feel sane.
@PatrickRsGhost
@PatrickRsGhost 3 жыл бұрын
3:48 - triangle sandwiches > square sandwiches. I thought everybody knew that.
@Yumi_-mv3kl
@Yumi_-mv3kl 3 жыл бұрын
1:27 is probs the best, i wouldn't either XDDD
@Yumi_-mv3kl
@Yumi_-mv3kl 3 жыл бұрын
wait.... 1:43.... JESUS I'M DYING
@Fandango410
@Fandango410 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when I was 4 years old my mom asked me what would I do if she broke her leg or arm and I just told her I would throw her in the trash🤣🤣
@melissawalker5723
@melissawalker5723 3 жыл бұрын
1:27... Omg I am laughing sooo hard at this! My son did this! He told me that he was gonna stand there at the locked freezer until he got his doughnut (before anyone freaks out... We lock the freezer cuz he leaves it open and thaws the freezer cuz he likes to see the icicles form).... He stood there for 3 hours, finally fell asleep in front of it and I swept the floor around him while listening to Pandora music on my television. I also agree with the cheese and ketchup thing... Only for my son, jt is reversed... He likes ketchup on tomatoes... I tried to tell him it's the same thing... Nope.... Won't eat them without ketchup... 🤦
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
Very cute ☺️
@pirategirl1588
@pirategirl1588 2 жыл бұрын
When my brother was little he was fascinated with Legos. One year for Christmas, my grandparents on my mom's side, Mimi and Papa, bought him a 1500 piece Lego set, of a Star Wars battleship. They figured it would occupy him for a few weeks. As soon as he tore off the wrapping paper, he opened the box and became locked in to the assembly puzzle. We went home and my parents had to drag my brother away from the puzzle and to bed. The next morning, Mimi and Papa came over, to see what Santa had brought us, and my brother had finished the 1500 piece Lego ship. They were flat out stunned! It was hilarious!!!
@xhagast
@xhagast 4 жыл бұрын
A sage once said, children are like elephants, they are fun to look at but you would not want to have one. Although elephants are easier to housebreak.
@kelleyrogers8178
@kelleyrogers8178 3 жыл бұрын
Not an ACTUAL dinner occurrence but when my son was 5 he asked if he could stay the night at a kids house we had never met. My husband who is a 5 year old himself in a 35 year olds body stupidly said, no we don't know them... What If they eat babies. Skip to 3 days later, my son gets off the bus and asks again and says but don't worry, I asked him mom when she dropped him off and she said no, they don't eat babies. Is it ok if I go? 🤷🤷
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 😂
@lauriewilson4741
@lauriewilson4741 2 жыл бұрын
Kids know how to embarrass us
@LearnGermanwithMarzipanfrau
@LearnGermanwithMarzipanfrau 4 жыл бұрын
7:38 That's a reasonable question. xD
@vilstef6988
@vilstef6988 2 жыл бұрын
Kids can be savage! So can adults!
@funnydailyofficial
@funnydailyofficial 4 жыл бұрын
great video loved it
@crynsky
@crynsky 4 жыл бұрын
Every word is true.
@capers72424
@capers72424 4 жыл бұрын
ragnhild thingstad once again showing a compete lack of a sense of humor...
@hillbillydeluxe27
@hillbillydeluxe27 2 жыл бұрын
My mom used to make two choices for dinner. They were take it or leave it,.
@acleo1421
@acleo1421 3 жыл бұрын
I am never eating meatballs again!
@tamathakibler9416
@tamathakibler9416 3 жыл бұрын
I told my picky eaters all meat was chicken. Lol
@lilly-qp1qw
@lilly-qp1qw 3 жыл бұрын
Our history teacher always says "I don't negotiate with terrorists I-I-I mean students"
@juliebella1221
@juliebella1221 2 жыл бұрын
I remember when adults tried to force me to eat food that was gross. Beatings, threats of death, never eating again, can't leave the table until the food is gone, what evs. Just because they made it, doesn't mean it was good. Do not negotiate with adults. Don't eat the food. The adults will buckle before you do, even if it takes days. Now with my own child, I've never had her not eat my food, in fact, she's an excellent eater, veges are her favorite. You know why? Because I didn't glop them out of a can or nuke them. The single most important thing you can do as a parent is learn how to prepare yummy fresh food. Snacks are essential! Make your own rice crispie treats, it's easy and not gross like the blue package ones. Little things like never feeding them packaged foods makes a world of difference. You will have an awesome little eater on your hands. Just because they're your parents doesn't mean they get to force feed you crap. Defy your parents and refuse their ucky food!!!!
@LivingInGacha
@LivingInGacha 4 жыл бұрын
4:28 so true, not as a mother cause I'm still a kid, but as a sister with three younger brothers 😂
@ametsunami4070
@ametsunami4070 4 жыл бұрын
As an older sister of a 6 year old who is nosy and jealous, I can say the same.
@LivingInGacha
@LivingInGacha 4 жыл бұрын
@@ametsunami4070 Siblings are annoying ah but we still love em 😅
@ametsunami4070
@ametsunami4070 4 жыл бұрын
@Living In Gacha I love my sisters, but half the time I forget to care about their existence.
@LivingInGacha
@LivingInGacha 4 жыл бұрын
@@ametsunami4070 😂 lol same
@bubbIegumz
@bubbIegumz 4 жыл бұрын
Same!
@tq4269
@tq4269 4 жыл бұрын
"If my five yo asks, George Washington die-" My tablet: Nutri Grain Fruit kids will actually eat
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 3 жыл бұрын
Poor bird man 😂😂😂
@claudineschultz8935
@claudineschultz8935 4 жыл бұрын
They walk on your toes when they are young,then they walk on your heart , can can be good & bad but they do.
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 3 жыл бұрын
I HATE BANANAS 🤣🤣🤣
@maryhubbard2889
@maryhubbard2889 4 жыл бұрын
I love the these, I laugh out loud every time
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 4 жыл бұрын
TBH that tiny piece of onion is way easier to find than shoes...especially when you hate it. I'm 42 and still cannot stand the stuff. Yuck.
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
I don't like raw onions, but they're great when cooked...except with liver...blechhh! One of my favorite kinds of soup is French onion.
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnabuzby6103 I can't stand the taste, the texture or the smell...its sad really...there's a lot of Italian dishes I would love to try...I hate tomatoes too.
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiwi_Tea Wow. That's sad you don't like tomatoes either...Italian food is so good. I'm from North Carolina, and I grew up eating tomato sandwiches. Just a couple slices of bread, mayo, tomatoes and salt [and pepper, which I'm not a fan of]. Yummy deliciousness! 😋😋 Personally, I can't imagine not liking tomatoes, but I know they're not everyone's cup of tea. My daughter-in-law hates them, but loves ketchup and marinara sauce, as long as there aren't any chunks of tomato in it .
@Kiwi_Tea
@Kiwi_Tea 3 жыл бұрын
@@johnnabuzby6103 My dislike is linked with sensory processing disorder...not a fun thing.
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
@@Kiwi_Tea I'm sorry to hear [read] that. I'm afraid I don't know much about the disorder you spoke about, is it linked to the autism spectrum?
@clinton5538
@clinton5538 4 жыл бұрын
*SAME:* Twitter posts from 4 comedians recycled from prior videos, same same shame!
@sammykhan512
@sammykhan512 4 жыл бұрын
Literally speaking, I'm 17(gonna turn 18 next year, whatever you don't care!!) So I've two nephews and I eat their chewed or half left food which many of the parents can't do(it's their choice obviously, and sometimes people don't feel like doing it) but I do it, I'm not saying I'm great, it's just I learned half of parenting by watching over my nephew's!! Soo cute!! And I really love it!!!
@miked0rris738
@miked0rris738 4 жыл бұрын
God I didn't think Conan O'Brien could reproduce that sucks
@tarabryant2909
@tarabryant2909 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve got an Autistic child so, telling her I don’t negotiate with little terrorists just sets her off.
@colinp2238
@colinp2238 3 жыл бұрын
To the one about the square cut sanwiches just ct them diagonally down the middle. If the kid objects, say that the sandwiches are from harry Potter's Diagonal Alleyjob done.
@a_diamond
@a_diamond 4 жыл бұрын
Relatable lmao!!
@zoewang925
@zoewang925 2 жыл бұрын
I'm not a parent, but once when my little sister was like, five or something, she caught a cockroach and named it 'Percy'. She threw a hissy fit when mum asked her to flush it down the toilet. Argued with mum for 10 minutes straight and ended up releasing 'Percy' into the garden. Little sister still sulked for the entire morning.
@betka5791
@betka5791 2 жыл бұрын
3:30 there’s hotdogs and garlic bread. Also onion rings. I can’t think of anything else
@Deminations
@Deminations 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice how the song in the background sounds like its saying “ok boomer” ? No just me? Okay...
@clmcconnell7883
@clmcconnell7883 3 жыл бұрын
:o I hear it too :D I didn’t have the music on so I didn’t notice it;-; but ThAs CoOl UnU
@-s0m3thin9-8
@-s0m3thin9-8 3 жыл бұрын
4:yOuR oNlY a MoM bC oF mE Me: *slaps* shut da fudge up kid. 🥰🥰
@hannahwalters3602
@hannahwalters3602 3 жыл бұрын
So cute. Have a blessed day
@Rel1369
@Rel1369 3 жыл бұрын
Who the hell puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes?
@elizabethsohler6516
@elizabethsohler6516 3 жыл бұрын
It's a thing. I think it's awful but I never liked sweet-potatoes either.
@Rel1369
@Rel1369 3 жыл бұрын
@emma tang To be honest I don't eat marshmallows at all, way too sweet for me. Plus, I'm from the the south, just way more south.....Australia.
@johnnabuzby6103
@johnnabuzby6103 3 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly. I'm from eastern North Carolina. When my mama would make a sweet potato casserole, there wasn't a marshmallow in sight. Mama would make a crumbly mixture of brown sugar, butter and chopped pecans to top off the casserole. That's how it's done.
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