FUNNY VINTAGE ADS

[@kingani]

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[@mrelosepoe4078]

Naw

[@MisterHands-eh3ps]

D o y o u b e a t y o u r w i f e

[@donk-dwonk]

noted

[@aclypus7386]

😐

[@aouebe]

no.

[@dwbh222]

“today we’re going to be looking at weird W I Z advertisementsos”

[@AxxLAfriku]

Why is Donald Trump pretty and I am not? But why does he only have a wife but I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS who I show off in my masterpiece YT videos? Do you know the answer, dear malia

[@dwbh222]

AxxL no, however i have many questions

[@tameyoursoul]

AxxL do you think you’re fucking funny?

[@kokichioma4519]

@@AxxLAfriku shut up PLEASE

[@ron9365]

@@AxxLAfriku ?

[@crispycroissantgamer346]

Playstation: 1994 Playstation 2: 2000 Playstation 3: 1872 Playstation 4: 2017

[@sidecharacterC]

I was looking at the dates then said "wait a minute, the ps4 was released in 2013" other then that pretty accurate.

[@BobBob-xs2uw]

@@sidecharacterC I knew something was wrong

[@user-yx3mx3xr6n]

Ps3 would be more like nineteen forty/fifty something because TVs did not exist in the 19th century (you know when the Ps3 was mentioned in the video). Sorry for nit-picking.

[@indigoon9635]

It’s evolving just backwards

[@julienken2083]

Ps1 released in 1995

[@dwbh222]

ani’s really obsessed with the word “wiz”

[@Oldsaltyvideosurgh]

Anything that *Wweiz* take...

[@cosmicfox3624]

we shall start a cult of the w i z

[@kata-vb2dm]

Wiz

[@cosmicfox3624]

@*uncomfortable silence* Alright then. *y e s s s s s*

[@mahawailoh]

if he takes a wizzz... does he get a sense of khalifa?

[@bakery930]

Analyzing the video: 20% - ohhh I studied advertising 20% - omg is this real ? 60% - ANI THAT IS NOT REAL

[@jojohardball7605]

100% accurate

[@todensarg]

No its 100% wiz

[@NeverOhVer]

50% - Wiz

[@ann-the-fool]

Imagine if these ads were still here in this generation.

[@Rando_26]

They wouldn't never fly today

[@amino-acid]

*_"Do YoU bEaT yOuR wIfE!?!"_*

[@ImBlueDaBaDeeDaBaDaa]

*Riot* **REEEEEEeeeeeeeee**

[@thme6413]

@@amino-acid ofc, gotta keep them acting good

[@adrianjem7188]

It wouldn’t survive

[@derrenpaterson7781]

Ani and biz: hey weast- Weast: WELL ITS FUNNY YOU SAID THAT, I ACTUALLY STUDIED ADVERTISING IN COLLEGE

[@RhysLloyd2611]

Arnold Schwarzenegger had a bricklaying company when he first came to America but nobody was hiring them so he changed the name to "Premium Austrian Bricklayers" and he got flooded with jobs

[@BallonEEE.]

Stonks

[@jojohardball7605]

Marketing 101

[@thecatfather857]

What was the original name?

[@KaylonR]

@@thecatfather857 Thicc Austrian Men With Huge Dongs Building Inc

[@thecatfather857]

@@KaylonR 😂

[@aoiyuuter]

I couldn't quite catch what weest studied in college, can anyone tell me?

[@charlestonchew7478]

Oh! He actually studied ADVERTISING

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

Anime tits

[@shrimptips1467]

anime tits

[@sophiegrey9576]

Anime Tits

[@mellobii]

Anime tits

[@yanyuu_]

3:08 Is this the grandfather of the 'It's free real state' meme

[@Virginny]

Actually those baby cages were pretty genius. They were sturdy and stable. There are no recorded injuries or deaths due to them and they were a great way for babys that lived in apartments to get a little fresh air and sunshine.

[@kasvos9292]

Imagine being a baby in a cage and looking down & 'round.

[@-ICITRONSI-]

its a cage tho💀

[@sokokokoko]

@@-ICITRONSI-I mean, some people got their toddlers on leashes 💀🍵

[@DepressedAndDank]

Cocaine? 15 cents?? OH HELL YEAH

[@TobuscusGameing]

DepressedAndDank Inflation means that it’s more like a dollar but that’s incredible nowadays Edit: Economic inflation if that clears anything up

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

*PICKLE* lmao I didnt think of any other kind of inflation until you corrected yourself

[@jonasgrill1155]

@@TobuscusGameing nah, just go back in time and bam, you got it cheap.

[@KFCGAMING55]

@@TobuscusGameing $1 coke is still really cheap

[@bugsinajar229]

No one: Ani: *thinks PlayStation is vintage*

[@arumikahaven]

I love her channel but I legit cringed at that

[@williamsmith6921]

Ps1 isn't even vintage what the hell

[@MetFanMac]

She probably got (extremely) confused with Nintendo being founded in 1889. Of course, they didn't start manufacturing tech products until the late 20th century.

[@jonasgrill1155]

​@@MetFanMac They used to make premium handmade Hanafuda cards and went by the name of Yamauchi Nintendo & Co. Ltd. They later changed their name to Nintendo Playing Card Co. Ltd in 1951, they then changed their name to Nintendo Co., Ltd. in 1963. In 1974 they gained the rights to distribute the Magnavox Odyssey in Japan. The first consoles they made were the Color TV-Game consoles in 1977. They later made an Arcade Console, called EVR Race in 1975, though this was shadowed by the popularity of Donkey Kong in 1981. Then it moves on to the 1980s and onward, which is pretty well known by now. They release the game and watch, and later the NES, and Nintendo became a huge competitor in the video game market. Feel free to correct me on any mistakes I may have made. I'm writing this at 3am, and have no idea why I did. (I think not leaving my house in ages is starting to get to me.

[@JayTohab]

Bless her heart.

[@foodcourtcreature]

Hey I think Weest studied advertising in college?

[@scaredavocado8154]

Nah i don't think so

[@kuwabarastarr]

Yeah he never told us he did.

[@attackbrains2095]

i think he got a degree in wierd profile pictures

[@meaninglesscommenter8457]

The Sauce source?

[@poopoopeepeethe1104]

IDK man he doesn't say it ever

[@prime13th]

No one: Weest: did I also mentioned I studied advertising.

[@glacs1940]

When Ani started talking about dashlane her voice was so sweet I almost fell asleep

[@fagtaglia3718]

Me too, Hol Horse.

[@galinhadopemole]

The entire stallion

[@abawaaga]

The complete equestrian

[@simpleplan32230]

9:34 The frustration in that “goddammit dude” was the most earnest thing I ever heard.

[@alani-chan5299]

i feel like we're getting videos quicker

[@toastedbudder1673]

Alani - Chan they’re probably just bored in quarantine

[@Sod1ePop]

I was the 69th like!

[@kingani]

im back on that grind 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💪

[@dfsdhjk4780]

@@kingani that reply was lit. I said it.

[@robblequoffle8456]

​@@kingani fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire fire muscle

[@bedrock3741]

Corona leaves: Anis new career:druggist

[@achaoticbee]

"Italian Fanny Pincher" *Laughs in British*

[@nuclearshorts1243]

French Vag Grabber

[@ryaquaza3offical]

“ I didn’t know dinosaurs where native to Italy” Saltriosaurus, Tethyshadros and Scipionyx: “are we a joke to you?”

[@prometheus8010]

12:15 that's why there weren't any fat babies back then, if there were they fell

[@isharpedge8469]

There exists moments where a like has to be giveth before consuming the enjoyment of a great video. This is such a moment. I bestow upon you my like

[@lizzynethmewthefinalchanne2350]

SIMP

[@isharpedge8469]

@@lizzynethmewthefinalchanne2350 Super important man person? Thank you kind sir

[@pitayau]

@@lizzynethmewthefinalchanne2350 oh, so now if you complement ANYTHING it makes you a simp Smh dumbdumb you aint funny

[@stillyourzelda]

lizzynethmew the final channel wtf how is that dumping

[@Oldsaltyvideosurgh]

"Welcome back to the video, we have biz and wiz." *DEATH NOISES*

[@jadeshepherd8627]

James Marriott: Does anyone know I'm trilingual? Weest: Did I mention I studied in advertising?

[@39peevedturtles19]

the best part of that "smoking for 2" ad is that at the bottom under the website url watermark is a surgeon general's warning that smoking can cause birth defects. these people knew smoking is bad for babies and they made the ad anyways

[@xxzheroxx1087]

I'm from Italy, and I can guarantee that dinosaurs were born here, we still have some here, near Pisa tower we have a T-Rex to take picture with.

[@corn_xyrup]

THAT "TEE HEE" DURING THE SPONSORSHIP WAS SO CUTE AND WHOLESOME

[@corn_xyrup]

@@mitsuruchan1480 ;) you're welcome

[@vocaIchops]

I fucking nutted

[@corn_xyrup]

@@vocaIchops -NO-

[@ryry817]

Yessss

[@MNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMNMN]

Wasn't satire, just happened to be posted on a site and watermarked later- the surgeon general did suggest women smoke AND drink in the 50s

[@joshc5613]

ah, the 50s, when pregnant women just drank and smoked with no hesitation and lead was in both paint and gas explains a lot about how things are now tbh

[@Golem_theundead]

5:17 this reminds me of this "Suddenly her eyes lit up- the soft cold texture resting on her tongue, the sweet flavour erupting in her mouth. The tangy raspberry syrup eroding her vanilla flavour immediately. It felt cold as it slid down her throat~ "( aka consuming icecream)

[@yoondrops7239]

5:29 *D E M O N I T I Z A T I O N*

[@cajuncp0726]

Somebody: No! You can’t beat your wife, that’s inhumane! Thumbnail: haha woman go screm

[@k_benicool]

You see that smile? Need me a freak like that

[@anirvana]

@@k_benicool Just get a Darkness

[@fufucu_]

Hand go brrrr

[@mm-xk2zl]

the harass-inator

[@largeoctahedron]

Those “baby cage” things are still around. They’re only for cats though.

[@rubyhex_]

You know what they say, cats always land on their feet!

[@mcFreaki]

the "the more you play with it the harder it gets" sega ad is from an old british comic called, i believe, Viz. it is real.

[@lilau13]

5:46 god the wheeze of total surprise i can't

[@Ozpex]

At 7:05 Weest sounds like the narrator guy in all the FNAF games.

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

1:56 Ani legit thought that a PlayStation came out in the 1940s

[@Aethelos]

"I thought the Playstation was old!" Ani. Ani, PLEASE.

[@colbyuwu4678]

6:46 *Seductively* "Look at my big dino... Rawr >:)"

[@Beaaaaa_321]

Our kids or grandkids will moslty likely look back at the ads we made and be like "what the hell"

[@CUTlEPIE]

10:02 the "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" chair

[@bonebag1961]

Bizly: says druggists Ani Captions: yEaH I gUeSs

[@gustavogodoy9626]

"The 50s were technologically limit-" The 50s: ABORTION CHAIR

[@thegongoozler3374]

10:25 ... .. 1970s Teen: Yaay an abortion chair, what I've always wanted. XD

[@Romanda]

8:06 watching all the non-bioshock fans believe this was real

[@AoDxStudio]

I actually really enjoyed this! This was an awesome topic to cover, plus Weest was actually pretty informative! I'd love to see another video continuing this!

[@WrathKing47]

2:38 I don't know about you, but that is one hell of a hat! (10/10 would buy)

[@caldoesstuff7290]

So In the U.S.A fanny apparently means something different to what it means here in the UK now...Fanny here means female genitalia...so uh at 7:00 when it says “Fanny Pincher” yeah to me it reads “Female genitalia pincher” I died of laughter when it said about all the *Fannys* it can be used on 😂😂😂😂😂

[@goromajima7677]

11:00 it’s like calling the Antonov An-225 Mriya portable just because it has wheels

[@cowby2207]

I’m sitting here: eating rainbow sherbet at 1 AM watching kingani-

[@tatidy995]

Marriage material ladies and gentlemen

[@justjack5914]

“Look at those wheels, I bet they got bearings in there those shits can go fast” -Biz

[@youronlyhope4383]

'Do you still beat your wife?' What, was I supposed to stop?

[@lhaviland8602]

"Any intelligent person" got me good lol.

[@caspiroo23]

0:42 Helluva Boss fans....did anybody like...lowkey hear Stolas???

[@VagabondSnufkin]

I’m glad I’m not the only one that noticed-

[@mr.moviemafia]

The way Weest dies when saying butt plugs may be used by any intelligent person at 5:47 kills me

[@ZeruVia]

8:48 and I just got an ad for a mobile app called "spoon" thank you KZbin... I guess...?

[@tommy_bee5389]

6:23 if you're from England this gets a lot worse

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

No one: Roblox death sound: 9:06

[@lukestardust9276]

Bro in the sponsor ani sounds so dead inside

[@mastercrazyyyd7699]

Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators (the butt plugs) would cost $70 in 2020 money

[@Lightforeverandever]

Dont you just love it when you randomly find a video of a youtuber whos a girl and they have a sweet voice that makes you melt and theyre usually the nicest people?

[@Sod1ePop]

I thought the "includes paid promotion" ark was a joke because we're talking about ads

[@KassiusCalix]

Just look at any old spice commercial

[@loggling5135]

11:06 "Portable Porta Potty"

[@scagfan]

Me: Can I See The- KZbin: *_No._*

[@longdonpiano]

Ani is like the most wholesome person on youtube. And that adorable laugh!

[@abanana]

Thank you for blessing us with a video

[@namixless9732]

i was in an honors graphic design class and ive seen a handfull of these when we were going over our advertisement unit. the teacher put a bunch of weird funny vintage ads in a presentation

[@justanotherinternetmusicia1248]

I always read weest as W*wheeze*st

[@drewjames-hyperkiddstudios7826]

ani’s working at a pawn shop, and some guy comes in trying to sell her framed old magazine ads. she’s like “before i give you a price, i need to call in my buddy, he’s an expert on this kind of thing.” she makes a phone call and then weest strolls in with a fedora and a giant grey beard

[@8Bit_Mike]

Heh .. funny thing at 5:01 with the SEGA ad .. SEGA in italian can mean Beating your meat or wank in British ... Sooo .. ye accurate XD

[@lotto5498]

0:04 My man speaking Rayman Legends background music

[@marincalkins7175]

ani, have you played a lot of the new animal crossing game? just wondering cause i love it

[@kingani]

yup :3

[@tatidy995]

The man got a single reply from the creator of the video, the powers

[@dragonausto1614]

9:00 i got a ad for spoon ironically enough

[@kelsedraws5141]

10:38 Go here without context

[@hattocatto]

5:33 I love how he reads it with narrator voice but loses his shit seconds after 😂

[@swazzu]

should’ve done the dashlane ad in a vintage style

[@eg_manifest510]

I've got an old comic book with a page full of old-timey adverts, like one for a novelty gun that projects film, and one for a novelty gun that dispenses cigarettes, and many more novelty guns that do things guns shouldn't do

[@dutchvanderlinde7081]

This is a society moment

[@stanlytherobot4933]

I didn't expect to see dutch here

[@italianthanos9118]

Aint you supposed to be growing mangoes in Tahiti?

[@rgrizzle6606]

Whens the next sauce or loss

[@lilflyboy5]

Winston tastes good like a cigarette should.

[@cloroxicity5698]

just here to remind everyone that I think weest is extremely fine

[@ugabuga9729]

YES IM SO GLAD YOU KNOW WHAT A JEWS HARP IS

[@mattc7420]

5:35 I can personally confirm that these are effective 👌🍑

[@BreadboiEVA01]

5:28 sounds like the halo announcer saying “Game Over”

[@dulicious]

yes

[@harrisidh]

good name

[@jayjocrazy5218]

You're first!

[@kyrauniversal]

2:32 ☢🎶🎸 "Are we not Men?" WE ARE DEVO! "Are we not Men?" D-E-V-O! 🎸🎶☢

[@seedkim]

"Eye-talian"

[@Burn_Angel]

That Sega advertisement is real. Sega did that kind of stuff during the Genesis era. I remember the one advertising both the Sega CD and the 32X. "Mommy, what are those accesories doing to that Sega Genesis?", "They're making an arcade system, honey", something like that.

[@abandoned5268]

0:21 "Weird wiz advertisementos" Considering you actually said vintage and not wiz, I assume that was a mistake-?

[@greasypizza4837]

Ana and Weest: oh man that’s cool I wonder if it worked Bizly: ITS GOT WHEELS YO. WHEEEEELS

[@june1393]

Mom found the poop sock

[@fawkz2160]

Weest's knowledge of advertising actually made this really interesting to watch!

[@icantbelieveitsnotbutter7924]

yes i do

[@karizmaa2804]

Yaaaaayyyy another Kingani video!!!

[@coffeedvdrw]

no one literaly no one Weest: pLaYsTaTiOn 2 **shows picture of Playstation 3**

[@crisis_time6007]

Love this channel! Been watching for a few months now!

[@nolanhembree5565]

Wait what did Weest study in college?

[@raylang1436]

Lol I forgot that cocaine was used as medicine 😂

[@rwdvic]

Last time I was this early my dad was still here

[@owenbridgers]

WE DID IT BOYS WE FOUND THE ABORTION CHAIR

[@liamdanahy9956]

Monetized and a promo, making the most money possible I see.

[@m1cahls895]

I mean it thematically fits. They're looking at ads after all.

[@clarissarojas7959]

Terry Binder “This video is sponsored by cocaine, the only true cure for your child’s cough”

[@magickaldust1213]

Bruh that's literally how KZbin works

[@liamdanahy9956]

@@magickaldust1213 many people i watch have sponsors because they can't monetize their videos.

[@magickaldust1213]

@@liamdanahy9956 right, but if you can do both, you of course will.