BAD ADS

[@abanana]

wooo!

[@Hellothere-fg2fx]

wooo!

[@skywarpwastaken]

Congrats man ur first

[@aricrite992]

Congrats on being first, here's your 'medal🥇 edit: GUYS IT WAS AUTO CORRECT LEAVE ME ALONE 😰

[@pointers2010]

wooo!

[@cptnkelprod]

yeaaah!

[@LordCantalo]

When Bizly and Brandon fight while Ani is silent, we see their avatars yelling at each other while Ani's just looks on with sad eyes.

[@kalskirata8914]

“I don’t like it when mom and dad fight”

[@aitusai]

@@kalskirata8914 who gave birth 👀

[@liviwaslost]

@@aitusai adoption

[@absolsinferno]

@@aitusai bizly and spartanz puked up half of her and she was built

[@kipuri4996]

@@aitusai it's omega verse all over again

[@brainimpediment]

BROOO WE HAVE A DIRT CHEAP IN OUR AREA. im not even gonna lie, that place slaps. they have weird furniture. would totally visit for the creepy santa doll aisle again.

[@brainimpediment]

@@Andrew_1628 im not sure, havent been there since last year, but i could look it up and see-

[@MetalMercutio]

Are their deeds done dirty?

[@brainimpediment]

@@MetalMercutio absolutely yes

[@opalumbre]

Same here, I’ve gotten so many blankets and pillows from there, and they usually have some really weird stuff.

[@phos5865]

i have one in my town and i swear half the people in the back have rabies

[@ArtOpal]

I love it whenever they use the animated profiles.

[@Toonss]

Same

[@valere5244]

Same

[@fjustfoxtrot8558]

It's so cute

[@theblandcharlie822]

WAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Pumpkin42O]

It distracts me because I internally just hear "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breaths in* GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH"

[@wardedthorn6523]

"She could put a nectarine _somewhere."_ My legs: **instant clinching shut**

[@beaversenpai1247]

Bruuuh

[@riythemusicguy7696]

What does that mean Edit: nevermind

[@collinbloo]

Anyone in the chat: *Makes a single noise* Their profile pics: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@bepurn]

I think its "AAAAAAAAAAA"

[@saltyjade8580]

Nah, Bizly is laughing Ani is going NYAAAAAA- And Brandon is just screaming

[@thegongoozler3374]

12:13 "Strawberry Simp!" "Why would you turn this around on me?!" "I dunno man, I'm Switzerland." XD

[@thatsastick13]

“bizzle by pickle” “strawberry simp” I’m noticing a pattern here.

[@whoami4916]

Strawberry simp? More like Strawberry Pimp.

[@forgottenprince3706]

@@whoami4916 EVERYWHERE I GO THERES A HH REFERENCE

[@Stvr_b0yyy]

@@whoami4916 what in the hazbin hotel

[@zechteri]

@@whoami4916 Hazbin

[@whoami4916]

I hope you guys aren’t mad at me for making a hh joke

[@icyhouseoftraders2752]

5:00 mans be having a hard life, if he touched the floor beneath him he would cause a lvl 5 catastrophic event

[@casualsparrow3038]

*I no longer sleep, for I fear the mustached, hedge-clipper-wielding demon under my bed.* Please help me, Norton.

[@derpadothebird2106]

He's friendly

[@BulletBill200]

Help??

[@thewok6808]

He’s no demon we played cards last night but for some reason they had demonic markings on them but I’m not worried:update I started floating in my sleep is that normal

[@ONE-vt1fz]

"users often try to counter attacks by using norton anti-virus, which is actually a scam, and cannot protect your computer from an FV4011 CENTURION Mk. 5/2 main battle tank. remember: do not accept cake from a main battle tank. they are not your friend" -bosnian ape society, 2020

[@supersmilyface1]

Norton can't help you now.

[@RenikkoEclipse]

I love how calm ani sounds when she is doing a sponsor or an ad, but during the actual video she is going 70 miles per minute

[@Ellbat]

The thumbnail 😭 10/10

[@theknox7998]

And it isn't clickbate!!!!!!!

[@_.noodle._22]

👁👅👁🔘

[@Kit-en8yg]

Me: * just watching a cool video* Ani: * shows her face* Me, immediately: oooh prebby person

[@changed2716]

I was like are they showing another bad ad and then I realized

[@gergthegoblin]

Bizly is a secret Apricot admirer

[@gotoimasuji1230]

Reply

[@absolsinferno]

@@gotoimasuji1230 Reply to a reply

[@doubleback190xbox3]

Ten four apricot!

[@Mylodi]

7:55 As someone who grew up in the St Louis area, I must say that these ads slap. They havent changed for as long as I can remember and I love it

[@livingwater25]

These are the ads you see after 7pm when PBS kids is off the air for the day

[@quagsirefan8946]

5:55 Bizly saying that like a chorus of sweet black ladies at church gives me life

[@ScottPillgram20]

Oh god, I remember that commercial from the thumbnail. I hated seeing those anti-smoking ads as a kid.

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

Exactly, the new anti vaping ones are worse though

[@tsukainova1928]

@@heselofhephidiyiai5985 true they try too hard to be hip it hurts

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

@@tsukainova1928 coming from a dude who has never touched a vape pen, cigarette, etc. in my life, they murder my lungs and my brain

[@liviwaslost]

@@heselofhephidiyiai5985 I get them all the time. I wish we could just ban them.

[@Dragnsayr-ik7xg]

I have seen more anti-vaping ads than the videos I've clicked on in the last year.

[@devoncerda9684]

2:28 Sidenote; my nickname is Marc. I set my phone aside while I was working and heard him say, "We're watching Marc." I go, "Huh??" 😂

[@Crimswin]

I actually remember that ad about the divorce attorney, I remember it being a little too 'on the nose' even as a kid xD

[@AxxLAfriku]

I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear kila

[@monamae_]

@@AxxLAfriku bro what?

[@star22sally67]

@@AxxLAfriku ???? Well that came out of no where lol.

[@levygaming3133]

Anyone else notice it looks like they green screened the add onto the tv in that commercial?

[@phos5865]

@@AxxLAfriku uh-huh. cool.

[@cutedragongirl7575]

When the “I’m rapping to the beat” ad started an actual ad started to play, and I thought that “rapping to the beat” was the entire ad. No product or service being sold, only sick rapping to the beat.

[@theunluckyno.525]

I live in the same town as Mr Gallagher. His ads play in the local theater. He's the meme of Monroe Washington . 3:08

[@Connorly800]

Ani’s entire existence makes me happy

[@redmist6630]

Ksi: “HE A SIMP!”

[@p-h-a-n-t-o-m]

me too

[@liviwaslost]

Them bullying bizzly makes my existence happy.

[@pillowmoment]

She does not look like she sounds and that’s the best thing

[@duckdickerson9494]

Bru you be mad lying if you say ani isn't cute asf tho

[@harryscotsman9957]

5:00 I REMEMBER THIS AD BEING PLAYED WHEN I WAS A KID!

[@gooseberriepi]

11:04 things are heating up in the fruits and veggies fandom

[@rowanbrown5541]

I wasn't expecting to see an ad I used to see on the regular, but there was the skittles touch ready to greet me

[@greensapphire5862]

I love the icons when they talk

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

Nobody: The Icons: ":)" *":O"* I also love them- idk who couldn't-

[@user-fv1nh4ko5p]

Icon: **stares** **looks down for one second** **oh no** *screm*

[@wishyourlife6861]

Any of the 3: *talk quietly* The icon: **Wild screaming intensifies**

[@ambrosxa]

How do you do it tho

[@thecatfather857]

Nobody: Ani: I’m Switzerland.

[@calliebecuz]

Seeing these videos and knowing Ani’s community makes me so happy to be a part of this place.

[@orioncorwin1054]

I love that she’s wearing Carson’s merch

[@LeveyHere]

I know right

[@lugoorstar]

69 likes. Nice

[@orioncorwin1054]

Very nice indeed

[@nettlebrand]

Not anymore 😞

[@orioncorwin1054]

Aw jeez why’d he go and do that man

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

Two words: McDonald's Pakistan

[@dizzifulclown_]

sAWnIK SkaEtbord

[@justacringymakotoyukifangi8825]

MCDONALD'S PAKISTAN

[@trueomega]

hi

[@yungpillwrld5169]

The McDonalds over there is deadass like a 5 star restaurant

[@butterscott9214]

Thank you, Korean leader Kim Jong-un

[@TurkeyCult]

no one: ... the ads you get while trying to fall asleep : 9:32

[@tekharbt]

Ani literally said "i'm Switzerland"

[@McBehrer]

Yeah. She's staying neutral in the conflict

[@redmist6630]

69th like

[@kairoruther6017]

@@McBehrer that makes more sense. Imma be honest I was very confused.

[@visceral8293]

When the Raycon ad started I was waiting for the funny part to happen, but then realized it was kingani and I was like "Oh wait"

[@RicardoVermeltfoort]

the funny part is that raycon fits the bad ads (or products I guess) also cool avatar

[@averygriffin13]

As someone whose favorite fruit is a fig, welcome to the underrated fruit club, Brandon

[@thatfloofywolfie722]

I used to watch the first skittles ad when I was little and I only remember the bit where the man touches the phone and the table and they turn into skittles. I didn't realise how dark it got

[@onedaxster]

"Today I don't know what we're doing, but it's Bizly and Brandon" I think that about sums up a lot of your videos

[@AAAAAA-613]

More people should sponsor Ani. Something about her voice just really makes me trust what shes saying about the product lol

[@anxiousdumpling5041]

I'm kinda surprised there wasn't "HEADON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD"

[@arospacecase]

my favorite part about headon is that it doesn't even say what it's for, you just apply it to your forehead

[@thedreamgirl6068]

@@arospacecase i think it was supposed to like help headaches or something???

[@shawnthecat4647]

It is ironic because if you watch it enough times you could get a headache from it, and it is supposed to help stop headaches

[@movingchannels2203]

That promotion was so chill I actually sat through it instead of skipping it

[@stemabug]

I read this as BandAids .

[@ambrosxa]

Bad aids

[@Getscaredgirl]

9:44 I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN YEARS I NEARLY PASSED OUT

[@karizmaa2804]

Ani i am your biggest fan since i found your "hotdogs in odd places" video and absolutely loved your content ever since. Continue being a queen!

[@bluelegocrane7754]

7:34 You eat Ayds and it aid you in the process of getting Aids

[@notwaldo8200]

Y'all know a place where i can sell golfclubs?

[@just-the-letter-f]

Sadly, no

[@mikhailgagarinov4323]

Hmm, lemme think... Maybe "Mike's Golf"?)

[@HeckinRyan]

the street

[@redmist6630]

Homeless shelter for a defence weapon

[@pissapocalypse]

Nobody buys golf clubs

[@the711devin4]

5:19 if he falls over and instinctively puts his hands out, the entire earth will turn into skittles

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

"I don't know what we're doing" Isn't that just every vid?

[@eliasmsv3156]

8:14 That ad is genuinly terrifying. There's no music, bad dialouge, uncanny valley faces and the most terrifying twist in the world. Abolutely ticks all the boxes

[@kcw0126]

these ads are worse than my own ego from 3 years ago, and that tells you something.

[@silentantagonist2333]

k.e.w.

[@savannahmcleod1818]

I haven’t seen this yet so imma just say it. Bizzle my pickle 🙂

[@hereisseanna]

4:49 thats a canadian add that use to run bout 5-6 years ago

[@RainbowDemon]

You think that skittles ad was only in canada?

[@Bulls_Aye]

Yeah i remember when it used to be on tv.

[@HellZero1131]

it used to run in England all the time up untill last year

[@COZMICETERNITY]

I love how Biz and Brandon fought most of the video while Ani was just there, lmao

[@avalanchedrose1055]

Why did I just watch Brandon beat a dresser?

[@GlorpusGlupus]

He needs to touch the ground and see if the earth will become a skittle

[@ForeverYouunq5910]

while trying to remember bizlys nickname i thought of bizly tops and bizly bops but then it came, bizzle my pickle

[@GirlinTheBrownHoodie]

7:22 what if the staff at that place just act like the guy in the ad? like their vibes just match that of their terrible ad. lol

[@thevillains1313]

Well rip instant regret 17

[@nochillwill4667]

7:48 Chica's solo career went downhill after the bite.

[@AmonGus-fl6mv]

bruh the instant regret playlist 17 got violated by tos

[@Crowley77]

By what reason? I just seen it and it got taken down Nothing was wrong

[@thevillains1313]

@@Crowley77 it got taken down but she hasn't said why yet

[@traintrack1462]

What happened? I see IRP 17.

[@elric7415]

5:17 funny thing is I think I remember seeing that skittles commercial likes yearrsss ago, and it’s still hilarious to this day

[@static3957]

I wonder why instant regret playlist 17 was deleted

[@KyLeaff]

I remember watching these videos when they first came out and instead of watching your new ones I’ll continue to rewatch your old videos, partly because I know you don’t upload that often so I try to make them last because I love binge watching them, but I will also stop watching for a month or two just so you can repost a bunch and then I can go down the rabbit hole again I love you guys all of Y’all are so funny.

[@marmarishere4662]

Just by the thumbnail this is gonna be interesting

[@_GILDED_]

I love these animated profile pics this time around. They remind me of the Glee Club level from Rhythm Heaven

[@luciddreamer6670]

When your early and love the video but don’t know what to say: 👀

[@Cxste11xn]

3:21 WAIT THIS IS A LOCAL LAW OFFICE WTF

[@Triple4G]

"I'm Switzerland" - Ani 2020

[@dudle2039]

The skittles ad at 5:00 reminds me of a fruit roll up ad that was replacing things with fruit roll ups and it ended with replacing dna

[@official_.d3]

Fill in the blank: “Bizzle my ______?”

[@ravenharris5057]

bizzle* my pickle

[@official_.d3]

@@ravenharris5057 oh my bad😂

[@ravenharris5057]

@@official_.d3 s'all good

[@bruhmodeactive3211]

4:43 I replaced your body with fruit by the foot moment

[@Yourfavoriteshitfacedgurl]

I replaced your dna with fruit by the foot

[@isabellab-c5351]

It's 6 AM in Australia and I'm tired but ✨L I V I N G for this

[@beanboy4900]

Same

[@mattk750]

3:46 Damn this one is definitely the worst ad

[@Q9r8]

these aren't bad ads, this is advertising. You aren't going to forget these ads soon, are you? Exactly.

[@killer33416]

Wait... I'm from Michigan and I've never even seen that Secretary of State ad at 10:00 .. Now I'm questioning my state..

[@cheezyneedz]

I remember when the skittles ads were on tv lol

[@spicybiscuit5530]

4:56 I loved these ads! I haven't seen it in years but I saw it a lot over here

[@sammyjamesfriend7545]

Please just do a overly cute one of the cutest animals in the world or.....Readit 50/50!

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

NO. NO REDDIT 50/50. NOT TO ANI ;-;

[@itz_koki]

@@_Depending_Viscount_ they can play a safe version without nsfw shit

[@delsol__]

ah yes... *readit*

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

@@delsol__ I was gonna say something, but a and d are pretty close on the keyboard ;=;

[@embermoon4536]

Bruh the sponsor showed up so smoothly that I thought it was another bad ad until I realized it was her.

[@fardass3535]

12:16 me when I'm Switzerland

[@mia-jt7kq]

me when I'm Switzerland

[@andrespears7923]

I watched through the whole add purely because ani’s voice is surprisingly soothing

[@DuoFaceGaming]

is apricot being pronounced as "ah-pricot" and not "ay-pricot" an American thing?

[@xxRAINA1xx]

No

[@wapaloosie9512]

Possibly

[@deathdragon563]

Potentially

[@lenardstarks5891]

Yes

[@JayTohab]

I thought it was Canadian? Speaking as an American.

[@BeyondAbsoluteInfinity]

2:01 when ani talks about ridge wallets.

[@ironavenger2515]

Me: ooh! A video! Also me: is that thumbnail a woman licking... a trash can lid?

[@Ryyi23]

I live in a city with a Dirt Cheap. That "CHEAP CHEAP FUN FUN" gets stuck in your head.

[@demypeace]

ani: *shows face out of nowhere* me: AH A CUTIE. also bi pride colors heck yeah

[@kmcosplay]

I remember that damn lawer ad. Its from like 2008 and he makes normal ads now.

[@Crowley77]

What happaned to your video ? It got taken down ? I just seen it and there was nothing wrong

[@Suberrrrrr]

3:44 Ani....Ani...I know you want to promote raycon, but in doing so, you have just informed your ENTIRE SUBSCRIBER FANBASE that you wear callmecarson's merch

[@Thegameshowhost420]

RIP the newest video, stupid KZbin >:(

[@Crowley77]

I just saw the video before it got taken down Nothing was wrong

[@garbageboystinkman4159]

What even happened to it? I put it in my watch later and it DISAPPEARED in 1 hour

[@abrahamo2895]

NOOO I WAS ABOUT TO WATCH IT

[@Crowley77]

@@garbageboystinkman4159 yeah... I've seen it before and it was pretty good ^^ And nothing was wrong with it I don't see the problem, why KZbin took it down

[@aoinabisapostle1stapostleo363]

The ads are those who are shown to me in middle school and then told to write a 1 page essay on who, how, and why the ad was made.

[@LuisMan123]

What in gods name was that thumbnail

[@LuisMan123]

Got a heart let's gooooo

[@_Depending_Viscount_]

First thing that came to mind when I clicked and saw the one dislike: *That most likely traumatized woman in the thumbnail.*

[@Drebin900]

I remember this skittles ad 4:40 it never seemed weird when i was younger but now looking back on it,it is kind of a weird ad

[@ghoststudios3694]

Brandon: I've never seen that ever Me who has seen Norton's ad about three times now on different videos: wow, I don't have a life.

[@shakewell42]

I can’t believe that they are able to maintain the exact same energy every episode

[@vonny7386]

Why did the video you released today get removed?

[@LifeTheorist]

Funnily enough, in my country the "Taste the rainbow" ad with the man milking a giraffe for skittles still airs, and GOD is it a gem.

[@himanbam]

Instant regret 17 died

[@moviehermit5631]

I swear, every single one of these ads couldn't have had a process to them. There was no script, there were no actors, there was no filming. These ads just began existing out of nowhere

[@rosh36]

never been this early. oh man.

[@Oskanwhitchfather]

You wanna know a truly bad ad? Any ad for Raycon E25 Earbuds. Super tinny, overly bassed, cheap materials... I love ya, Ani, and I know you need the money, but *_all_* Raycon ads are bad.