The Earliest Show: Outtakes & Bloopers

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[@TheThirdPew]

I watch this fully every 6 months

[@laurencottle397]

Same honestly

[@korhanalparslan8730]

@@laurencottle397 Me too

[@kuchuyobenai9461]

brug how does nobody here know who you are Also I love your stuff

[@vintagerealityvr]

3 times this week fml

[@jaredhunt8170]

3 more months

[@saygerholcomb8050]

Ben loves to force Lauren into her bits. "Tell then about your mug collection"

[@DjDarkD]

Not only her. He does this with Thomas and just about every guest on the show. I love it.

[@utuberaptor]

His "Yes, and"-ing is so beautiful aggressive and I love it

[@thomasrockhoff]

@@DjDarkD he does it with everyone, especially on Comedy Bing Bong

[@Bumpy_barejevo]

“How many hours of sleep you need?”

[@mongostickers725]

Try the teachers lounge podcast. It's all forceful bits like this.

[@HIHi-dq4lz]

“He says you’re beautiful is he an expert?” “Well ya gotta believe him” “ *10,000 hours of practice* “ “W h a t a r e u t a l k i n a b o u t ? “

[@volleybrawl1]

4:15 😂

[@DollopJones]

I love how Lauren is deep in character the whole time and Ben is just being himself

[@arknark]

I don't know, she's always like this. Think they're just two good ol' characters.

[@BarginsGalore]

The guy who plays mark is either too deep in character or not even in character

[@BarginsGalore]

Joe Ryan Woman: Creates a funny character and makes funny jokes in that character Joe: see this is why women aren’t funny

[@brandonpiatt5625]

Bargins Galore I want so bad to say Mark is my favorite. But Ben and Lauren’s chemistry is so organic and they play off of each other so well.. and then Mark is PERFECT for his role. His expressions and his demeanor is incredible. Man I was annoyed with Lauren and how over the top everything was at first. But this has grown on me quite bit. I’m so sad how short this was.

[@BarginsGalore]

Brandon Piatt mark was definitely MUCH better in the bloopers then the actual episodes. Probably his bits took to long so they had to cut most of him for plot

[@asmrhawaiian7945]

Mark crushing on Sam is such a simple concept for a bit, but they're so fucking hilarious that it kills me every time.

[@panchoverde5078]

That sounds like my Sam

[@rjones6801]

Now I'm sad we didn't get more of Mark. He's a master of awkward.

[@ninjamuffin289]

this video is 2x better than the show because of that reason alone

[@igneousc]

fartzler rules

[@CuriousRose]

Mark is soo good

[@liberispuritatem]

Don't know how to explain this, but i feel Mark has some elements i've never seen in the same character before.

[@ghalv8531]

He's absolutely brilliant.

[@xJDWilliams]

The correct order of watching is these outtakes, the full show, and then back to these outtakes

[@filipemlribeiro]

That's exactly what I did ahahah

[@diagonals792]

That's how I did it 😂

[@SizzlingVibe]

Actually what I did lol 😂

[@BrainchildDnB]

There's a ten-minute edit of the outtakes you can start with.

[@Emily-bi8uo]

I’ve never heard of the show but I’m loving these outtakes.

[@BassWithRob]

"2 minutes till commercial" OH MY GOD IM DYING!!!!!!

[@melcro420]

This cracks me up every damn time I see it.

[@aburlingham0915]

Best joke in the whole thing. Fuckin brilliant comedy.

[@jenjo1814]

This show was the weirdest and longest Cap'n Crunch cereal ad I've ever seen

[@Daymickey]

And the most worth it

[@Emily-bi8uo]

I guess children are no longer the target demographic fur Cap’n Crunch

[@BarginsGalore]

@@Emily-bi8uo the demographic of this would be millennials who are the right age to be nostalgic of Cap’n Crunch

[@NYInfamous]

Ben is a genius at leading questions. His improv school background is obvious

[@RoachDogg_JR]

It's amazing how he can naturally flow with any insane conversation. I guess that's what improv school does to a mf.

[@davidmckesey7119]

Genius

[@specie44]

@@NYInfamous I think he's just a natural goof

[@carikittygeek]

an hour of Lauren Lapkus improvising in character? with Ben Schwartz?? that i can watch with my eyes??? praise the comedy gods

[@linjm10]

She is a genius. So fucking funny and so real

[@specie44]

@@carikittygeek U can watch with your eyes, yes, if u have them.

[@rachelladue1572]

It hurts to know this masterpiece didn't become a viral hit, like i wish this was something everybody knew about so i could reference it all the time because so many bits of this are gold. i mean theres amount of memes and quotes are more than we get from normal long running comedy tv shows

[@savannahgeorgia5759]

It wasn't viral, but both Ben and Laura got nominated for Emmys!! I don't think the won, but that's still awesome for a web show.

[@-L.S]

Pedro Pascal trying (and failing) to beatbox is one of the funniest things I have ever seen

[@linkage432]

Lapkus is an improv genius.

[@davidmckesey7119]

I can't do datttt

[@colind1637]

They all are

[@SeraphsWitness]

Idk man, most of her answers to Ben's questions are just her repeating herself and/or making a funny noise.

[@ayygee2146]

@@SeraphsWitness listen or watch stuff with her and wild horses. She’s so quick.

[@JordTMata]

Every time I watch this I can’t believe how good Mark is

[@BenMoranFilms]

I think I'm going to start saying "that's lunch" whenever I do something awkward.

[@ltlgaming2669]

Did you ever end up doing that?

[@BenMoranFilms]

@@ltlgaming2669 No...

[@BenMoranFilms]

That's lunch.

[@ltlgaming2669]

Ben Moran keep on truckin!

[@colinburleigh306]

i love they tell mark something stupid and he just goes with it

[@AnaLongoriaXX]

This show is so criminally good that I feel bad watching it for free.

[@mataninbar-hansen9893]

"True or false, how many cavities do you have?"

[@hannahrudrum6203]

"22- unfilled"

[@kittenkittycat1687]

True

[@damhood2033]

Covid-19 silver-lining, I discover this on KZbin while in quarantine!

[@myrin265]

hamza zaghdoud I ended up watching the whole series again because of quarantine. I regret nothing

[@cloudshad0ws]

Same... And I am now so disappointed to find out that they didn't make any more. The chemistry between these three is amazing, possibly better than any other improv I have seen. I mean, there's over 1 hour of footage they had to cut from a six, 15min episode series (that's ~3 hours total for the series as a whole. Meaning this video is equal to 1/3 of the entire first season in terms of length). AND IT'S ALL HILARIOUS. Like a lot of the stuff in this video never should have been cut, it's fucking gold. They need to bring this shit back on Netflix or something ASAP.

[@rachelladue1572]

Same and now im obsessed with ben schwartz ive watched so many of his interviews hes so funny and i never knew

[@DamonLeonin]

@@rachelladue1572 him and tommy dildo's are the best comedy duo around

[@AkiroKiro]

I will never ever stop re-watching this. There's three things that must never stop existing on the internet: Conan remotes, The Earliest Show, and that one video where that cat did that cute thing

[@ChuckBeans61]

"Follow up question... what are you gonna do abut it?"

[@williamhinrichs6558]

49:30 "2 minutes until commercial." Ben (full muppet) - "WHAAAAAAT?"

[@johnflores6876]

Joe Hartzler's timing at 49:38 was perfect. You never see Reggie break but that was way too funny.

[@AyupChuck]

John Flores yea that part was brilliant

[@Bumpy_barejevo]

Hahaha that was amazing

[@nickmarkopoulos2720]

The celebrity interviews made me have to pause the vid 😂😂 "Thomas Centerhole"

[@benschneider4830]

The bit about Arielle Vandenberg's mom at 56:20 had me rolling on the floor.

[@stmcawesome8644]

That was the hardest I laughed during the whole thing

[@A2Ztigers]

I love how much Mark just defaulted to "lunch", can't believe that didn't make it into the show

[@A2Ztigers]

Here I am again, rewatching this, and Mark is still the standout. So funny.

[@magoichi1415]

@@A2Ztigers right??? So damn good

[@bassdrumtardis]

"Why are you looking at me like I'm against you?" The whole hour is great but those last couple minutes are so funny.

[@humanrich]

"How many times have you been to the dentist?" "I haven't..." "He's never been." "I have hard teeth."

[@patricksjoberg9011]

"i was locked in a department store and i found a turtleneck and bought it when they open next morning" "Did you ever wear it?" "No i returned it" HAHAHAHAH that was awesome

[@frightenedsoul]

I love it when an improv comedian goes away from the “yes, and” principle when “no” is the funnier answer!

[@samanthaGmusica]

@@frightenedsoul there's an amazing example of this by MC Sugarbutt on comedy bang bang if you're interested lol

[@frightenedsoul]

Samantha Ghansiam I was and am interested lol. I just went back and listed to that bit and found the moment you’re talking about. “So when you got out of your coma you could only rap?” “No... no I can talk.” 😂

[@samanthaGmusica]

@@frightenedsoul 😂😭😭💀 it's one of my fav moments on the show!

[@frightenedsoul]

Samantha Ghansiam - it was truly amazing! I think I heard it before on a best of clip, but I had completely forgotten about it. And didn’t remember James Adomian doing Chris Matthews haha! Thanks for the suggestion. I think there was another really epic instance of the “no” in CBB. If I remember it I’ll come back here and share!

[@originalalienone]

When Mark throws the pen down a second time because he "clicked it too hard" and Lauren responds with "oh, so you NEVER write!"....that was HILARIOUS improv.

[@beckgrayson4254]

I can't believe I watched that whole thing. I've never even watched the actual series lmao

[@janelist978]

Same.....but I have no regrets!

[@danb9447]

@@janelist978 The series is good, but the outtakes are much more joyful

[@intheatremode]

"I shower at truck stops" after the whole "Huh?" "What??" back and forth KILLS me.

[@HarrisonsFord]

Whoever edited this thing is a god damned saint!

[@DeeDubbCubing]

I love how when Ben says "Mark, don't do....." He is actually setting him up to do that.

[@flala2261]

DeeDubb 😄🙌🏻

[@bgrace94]

“Don’t plug your kickstarter I’ll tell you right now don’t you dare plug your kickstarter on my show.” I love when Ben feigns being indignant like that.

[@izzyturner8027]

I know the punch is fake, I KNOW it is, but Jake’s reaction makes me question it every time I watch

[@aidanprice9794]

Jake's appearance on this show is so good. I discovered earliest show and new girl around the same time, and the coolest thing was that I happened to rewatch jurassic world in the same timeframe as well, so I got to see jake on new girl then I was like "wait that's Nick!!" when he appeared here, then I was like "holy shit that's Nick AND Sam!!!" when I watched Jurassic world. Love funny little coincidences like that :)

[@dkhgr]

my apartment has 4 bedrooms 2 baths baths? what? huh? what? huh? what? baths? huh? what? baths? baths? TUBS! tubs? Tubs? TUBTUBS! TUBS? baths? what? huh? WH0O? what? baths? I SHOWER AT TRUCK STOPS!

[@christmas6666]

baths??

[@jozz2248]

Katie Veal segments are so great.

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

Holy shit, this is the best. My most sincere thanks to Ben, Lauren, Funny or Die, and of course the Cap'n. Please make The Earliest Show an actual show!

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

I'm halfway through and so far Mark is definitely the funniest part of these outtakes and clips that weren't in the show! He's making me crack up the most.

[@Goatmanreturns]

Joe Hartzler is his name if you don't know of him! Funny guy.

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

Thank you, I didn't know the actor's name.

[@writingsongsforfrogs5672]

this cured my depression, fed my family, grew my crops and payed off my student loans

[@Nunyaaa12345]

Castiel Winchester Amen!

[@frosianag780]

but did it do your dishes?

[@writingsongsforfrogs5672]

Frosiana G yes! all of them, squeaky clean

[@frosianag780]

guess I'll watch it all then...or fix my dishwasher

[@GGoAwayy]

Hey this may have grown your crops, but YOU harvested and fed those crops to your family. Give yourself credit.

[@COYSMate05]

"Oh so you never write" is one of the greatest improv lines ever

[@ImLuc_YT]

The Josh’s impression of Sam bit is literally the funniest thing EVER. 33:55 for future me to enjoy

[@samanthagrace8575]

The chef freaking out about when he last ate made me laugh so hard. Hahahaha

[@thebeatles9]

Mark deseved a bigger role!! I don't believe in guard dogs... when you can do it yourself?

[@dylanpritchard4981]

I think he says “why feed a creature when you can do it yourself” 😂

[@claytonbrown7120]

Mark is by far the funniest on here, bye farr

[@cobramcjingleballs959]

Man’s got a point

[@jonocasuyon4252]

And "Take a conpliment. cuz... god i'm givin em"

[@siriansight]

i laughed so loud at midnight when he said that hahahaha think i woke ppl up

[@danb9447]

17:27 Ben's face after this is killing me

[@rachelrachel9152]

Possibly my favorite reaction face of this whole video

[@juuush]

This team honestly feels like a family that I miss every time the video ends.

[@peterandben]

Funny Or Die, I love you now. A full hour of gold.

[@deseanashby]

Minutes watched, yeah, and you can't NOT watch all of this.

[@Landrew0]

Totally not. I just did.

[@snowcherry7285]

Best 1+hr of 2017 so far. Gonna make it 2 right now!

[@tstan9713]

peterandben ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit

[@botbottod]

This is great

[@samdot]

Lauren Lapkus is so incredibly witty and funny

[@TheCianjohnston]

Funny or Die, please give more focus and funding to these writers, this talent and this style of show because it's amazing! Simple set up, great characters and I'm literally watching your hour long blooper real

[@Tony78454]

I'm only figuratively watching this show

[@SaculNoshploda]

Arielle Vandenberg at 55:35 made me absolutely lose it.

[@graydenday3760]

Said she didn't have a boyfriend in her episode but we all know shes with that scenester emo guys who embarrassingly sings hot topic rock songs.

[@scampoli25]

"Ask me how many times I've entered onto a highway exit, Uh oh!"

[@xordid]

47:16 lmao the way Joe calls for the reset at the end of that clip kills me, so good

[@paulasmith9736]

Josh: "What's your worst nightmare?" Mark: "Standing up to pee." LOL!

[@thr33xgaming32]

My personal favorite moments timestamped for reference: 0:53 $#!t or thinking? 1:26 Fire 2:05 'so you're doing bad' 4:28 'i never thought of that 6:00 'what are your thoughts on death' 7:38 standing to pee 8:09 video games 10:12 pinch-man 10:54 rejected from improv class 11:23 Sam does propwork 12:02 spanking 13:28 'mark it up' 15:24 kaarl 16:31 rick & the naughty business 17:15 sam's accent work 17:44 'somebody's got a crush' 19:40 arm extensions 20:21 banksy 21:26 Santa 21:57 Sam might have a date 22:29 'you talking to meow' 22:50 the hot dog crew 23:50 Mark says something nice 24:25 Why don't we make cds 25:06 How Mark would take sam out 25:25 Dancin' to the social wall 27:08 Josh breaks the social wall 28:17 Follow up question 29:51 Buried grandma 30:47 Sam got mugged 31:41 Mark names the interns 32:05 Truffle hunting 33:01 Sam's drumroll 33:55 Josh's Sam impression 35:10 Sam enters on highway exits 36:01 Mark shares a story 38:59 Mark's magic headset 40:31 'you sneezed from your vagina' 41:01 'are you my dad' 41:55 Thomas Middleditch lullaby 42:34 Sam's squirrel tails 43:22 Mark get's dunked on 44:22 Middleditch is sweating from his sweat pads 45:09 'it's america's hoax' 45:24 uncle louie's dead 45:56 uncle louie wakes up 46:05 'just like I always been' 46:19 thomas centerhole 46:57 "who thinks that emily is coming back" 47:17 Josh punches Mark 48:30 'terry, how's lunch looking?' 48:45 between the scenes 50:11 Josh rants at the gib 50:34 Brian says no 51:07 ha ha haaa buddy 51:15 'huh' 'what' 'bath' 'tubs' 52:12 dark childhood 52:42 half Pitt half horse 53:03 'the whole thing won't fit in your mouth' 53:27 earthquake kit 54:29 Emily's favorite fruit 54:38 Ricardo the vet 54:45 quick maths 55:01 9x8=72 55:33 Georgia chooch 56:05 almost real leather 56:35 "yes...oh, no...yes" 56:59 hot plate 57:26 "confident & sexy" 57:46 Mark relates things 58:36 The plug is stuck 58:54 Mark has to kiss Josh 1:00:01 "I may not be a smart man..." 1:00:15 Chef Tommy has a lunch crisis 1:01:07 Crisis pt. 2 1:02:39 Mark's bar scene 1:02:53 suck a d--- 1:03:00 "felt like lunch" 1:03:09 "f***ing trainwreck"

[@Rohishimoto]

a god amongst men

[@GarrettPDGA]

The whole thing won't fit in your mouth killed me for some reason

[@brooksbrooks6805]

51:14 baths? What? Huh? Baths? Tubs? What?.... I shower at Truck Stops 😂😂🤣

[@xTheOxx]

"Doody-ing in the toi-toi". I don't know how I can fit that in a conversation, but I have to now.

[@BrianMurrayPA]

“You’re not my boss! Are you my dad?” [shrugs]

[@deseanashby]

Love Ben Shwartz's work but I think Mark is the best part for me

[@davidcummins5302]

imo the whole thing works so well together, its like he's this abstract straight man to Ben Schwartz

[@myrin265]

22:25 I love how even when everyone is keeping a straight face, it takes one laugh from Ben and they all break.

[@annaneuburger9947]

I love that they are always about to get lunch despite it being the Earliest show

[@SwitcherooU]

Not many improvisors would be quick enough to improvise not being able to fly a plane. Lauren is a genius.

[@samanthaGmusica]

Mark is amazing. his little "what?" lmaoO

[@nelliecdha]

Note to self: Kaarl joke at about 15:23 Grandma crick joke at 29:50 Turtleneck joke at about 36:23 Uncle Louie joke context at about 45:07 / just the end at 45:53

[@DougKaplan]

The character of Mark was so much more fleshed out in the outtakes, the real story line of him being in love with Lauren was all in the outtakes, and it was perfection.

[@Bitterswheat]

"take a compliment, cause god im givin em" is absolute gold

[@jayar7436]

"Baths? What? Huh? What? Baths? Baths? What? Huh?" LMFAO!! "I shower at truck stops!"

[@slartibartfast4240]

"Take a compliment, cuz God i'm giving them." - Mark

[@parisye1337]

The back and forth at 5:04 literally KILLS ME I can't stop rewatching it. Lauren is the queen of weird but perfect noises

[@SanguineBanker]

The longest I have slept: 28hours and then about two months ago I slept for almost 30. Also, these are the best: 21:57 Because I like angry Mark 25:31 Dance Montage! 28:18 you can watch his thoughts on his face 33:02 best use of "woof" 41:08 because of course 55:34 I don't know who she is, but she's adorable 56:32 Plus she's down with mom And then every scene with Jake Johnson

[@chriskrentz2300]

Arielle Vandenberg is so great in this. When she says about her mom "We're actually like... almost the same age. oop!" it kills me

[@SanguineBanker]

​@@chriskrentz2300 She's amazing! Thank you for getting her name up there!

[@SanguineBanker]

@Cyrus McWind I probably do. The first time was after pulling back to back 24-hour duty in the Army, then stayed up for another 6 hours watching tv with my roommate. The second time was after a bad reaction to the medication I got in the ER during a serious migraine. I won't be taking that again.

[@anonnico5475]

"mark, i love that you hide your rat tail down your shirt" and then, a waterfall of spit erupted from my mouth

[@AyrlawnCircus]

Wow. You guys werent kidding about having a lot of bloopers

[@FunnyOrDie]

NO HALF MEASURES!

[@chaimabraham5161]

The energy is so fantastic! Mark is a perfect foil. Thanks for throwing this extra bit together- truly entertaining. What I would give to hang out on this show... lol

[@keel1701]

The happiest sound in the world is Ben Schwartz's laugh.

[@TheElcollin]

I love the chef bit toward the end. at first he seems amused trying to remember lunch but slowly he forgets his entire life leading to this moment and is terrified at where he finds himself.

[@Vamatt99218]

Wow an hour of Ben Schwartz! This made my day!

[@FunnyOrDie]

We hope you enjoy!

[@JonasPolsky]

It's a half hour of Ben Schwartz, learn to math.

[@iconoclast137]

yeah ben "solo bolo" schwartz does his best to not lose his shit around the formidable insanity of madam dame lauren lapkus

[@JCstock]

The best part about Bens improv in everything he does is how he forces people into bits.

[@philippemorin7634]

55:28 genuine reaction from Ben here "wow you really do know pigeons!" and then the "YUPP" just wild improv, this is great

[@patrickaker4380]

1- the internet failed me waiting till today to show me this. 2- Ben is a bomb ass dancer.

[@ShinySephiroth1]

I'm in the same boat. Just learned of this show today.

[@Automatomatic]

41:27 Reggie harmonizing the "Emily" was so the best thing.

[@MrsMessi14]

There is no way this is all just improv. Apart from the occasional laughing, everything flowed so well together in each scene. This is why I love you Ben but I now have a newfound love for Lauren and Joe as well! Y'all are amazing.

[@SmallBritney]

S_10 Ben is credited as the writer&director on IMDB

[@queeeeericuraaaaaaaa]

Who would've thought Mark would steal the show, he is hilarious omg

[@constantlywaiting1480]

Wow the colors of his suits kinda match the stage of grief that each episode is about. Mostly just the red for anger and dark purple for depression but you could say the other ones kinda match. And it starts and ends with a blue suit.

[@TheBabaloga]

Denial is a normal suit, because denial, and bargaining is the makeover outfit because he's trying to change.

[@Spittin_Sax]

"Oh wow you really do breed pigeons!"

[@gigglyme2001]

She reminds me of Kristin wiig's impression of kathie lee. This is so funny

[@kbarteaux9807]

Definitely

[@scottgarrison1457]

KZbin Jiminy Glick interview with Kathie Lee Gifford

[@gigglyme2001]

Scott Garrison oh my gosh I just looked it up, she is pretty funny in that clip!

[@dallshow]

I wish this was 9 hours.

[@CH4NNELZERO]

"Nah, I returned it." The department store story gets me every time.

[@iPartySober]

Ben said "True or false: how many cavities do you have?" haha so silly

[@aliemonty]

So I started that video thinking just a few minutes... an hour later I just watched all of it. 0_0

[@amsterdamshusi]

The fact that this entire project is essentially just one long Cap'n Crunch commercial just makes it perfect.

[@jaredwhite571]

Incredible performances...not too many actors can go that deep and still remain intellectually present.

[@miriamspringett3797]

"I shower at truck stops!" :D

[@chelseyzamir5978]

Lauren Lapkus is hilarious. This is amazing!

[@Kaervek87]

I have all the crushes.

[@ShniitSchneyder]

I got an ad right at about 53:00 when the icecream cone was midair. I never felt more suspense in my life.

[@brucetang3471]

Loved the "my wiiifffeee", CBB sneaking in there

[@DeeDubbCubing]

I was hoping for Bruno, Lauren would go "My husband!"

[@mozata6838]

"They say I'm an accent expert." "Yeah, I bet, I MUST know who says that."

[@bomdoboy]

the cost of lunch must be through the roof

[@iconoclast137]

"if you swim in maple syrup, is your towel a pancake?"

[@pinkpele]

This is getting me through this global pandemic. They are all good but Mark is by far the best part of these bloopers. He should have been more in the regular show.

[@jonnil1997]

i feel like the Sam and Mark romantic subplot was to edited out of the show.

[@pazz]

It was definitely still present, but they cut the best bits! "Take a compliment, cuz... god I'm givin them"

[@ryantreadway9971]

"Why'd you draw a skull?" "I gotta head out" =my entire life

[@squeedum4893]

56:33 yes...no....YES.