The Earliest Show: Anger with Guest Jake Johnson (Episode 3)

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The #EarliestShow starts unraveling when one of the hosts just can't get over a botched proposal.
Cast:
Ben Schwartz - Josh
Lauren Lapkus - Sam
Joe Hartzler - Mark
Jake Johnson - Himself
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[@BenMoranFilms]

The fact that Jake Johnson is already furious after being on screen for thirty seconds is honestly the funniest thing

[@davidmckesey9152]

so angry haha

[@idk2693]

just sits down and goes off

[@panchoverde5078]

Did you miss the dissed handshake?

[@mroreoman]

BEN?! XD

[@chloecarter-daves1528]

The fact that Ben Schwartz never had a cameo on New Girl makes me ANGRY

[@tedros6917]

the fact that ben schwartz doesn't have a cameo on every single show that exists makes me angry

[@emillelee5999]

He would've made a great Schmidt

[@savannahgeorgia5759]

It would've been so funny to see him as one of Jess's boyfriends. And they would annoy everyone in the apartment because all they do together is sing. Damn, that should've been a thing.

[@yannisbarrientos82]

Lol I understand that anger. You should call me so that we can help each other with our anger

[@digitaldali]

I think Ben should have a cameo in everything

[@elle5409]

lauren lapkus isnt given enough recognition i swear shes so good

[@zakkbeckettt]

“well! she doesn’t fight me”

[@theroyalkermit]

frrr i love her

[@RustinChole]

“I do like chocolate! I just don’t like YOURS.”😂

[@jordancrawford3524]

why did this hurt so much

[@sidewalksafari_]

If Zooey is the new girl then who's the old girl... and did she pass

[@Dancerama6]

It’s pronounced Zoo-ay.

[@evyverschaeve9742]

Caroline

[@mattilinan]

step two: trust the process

[@Meyers1793]

I was 90% sure that would be rat milk. Just a box of rats hooked up to milking pumps.

[@alexbaum2204]

My favorite line of this morning’s show.

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

LMAO. so stupid

[@SmartStr33t]

This had me dead.

[@mandi5728]

enjoy your dairy liquid. (contains less than 0% milk)

[@zaneedmondson1814]

"Dont thumbs up, you KNOW we're gonna have to retract it tomorrow!"

[@aburmud]

RAINBOWSSSSS... WERE INVENTED

[@zaneedmondson1814]

Dave Burmudzija 😂😂😂

[@user-vc5rp7nf8f]

"turns out the woman didn't have 12 babies"

[@thoriumbrother]

Ben's almost cracking up when Jake looks like he's about to fight him makes me laugh every time

[@alexjones-os6mj]

Ben is so nice that his trying to be angry is like mildly annoyed.

[@guppygills]

Ben Schwartz just continues to be hilarious.

[@olavisalomaa]

@@unclefunkle2834 Jake Johnson just continues to be hilarious.

[@ryanjames5866]

These are getting better. "I don't love you"

[@FunnyOrDie]

Glad you're enjoying them!

[@curiousgeorgia11.11]

Funny Or Die love you too 😘

[@levi1929]

0:45 😂 😂😂😂 she had 10 less, so she had twins. She had normal twins. “It’s still a miracle” 🤣🙃😂🤣🙃😂

[@Tannac]

I love Ben Schwartz slowly becoming disillusioned with his job. So funny.

[@quinnreed32]

The angry dancing is hilarious!

[@Theunfathomable0]

The longer these go on the funnier Lauren is because she’s just desperately trying to keep things “abnormally normal”

[@alx5726]

this is getting more brilliant with every episode.

[@alx5726]

the concept is so intense

[@alx5726]

"did you just ask me if I can't get her back? ...ask me if I like chocolate"

[@alx5726]

oh man I'm seriously dying right now

[@alx5726]

her smile the whole time hahaha

[@alx5726]

this is stupid. can we be done?

[@gtg238s]

Was the whole chocolate bit improvised?! Love it “I do love chocolate just not yours” haha

[@carlhjelmborn4574]

The whole show is completely improvised.

[@MartinFinneganGlan]

@@carlhjelmborn4574 Well the clothes bit couldn't have been

[@carlhjelmborn4574]

@@MartinFinneganGlan Yeah, I think they planned the general bits and story arc before but didn't have a set script for anything.

[@TheSecondBeef]

@@carlhjelmborn4574 They must have had a set script just in case the improv didn’t work properly

[@britch7286]

@@MartinFinneganGlanthey add that stuff in post

[@S.M.9]

Bens character having the inability to let anything go is so fucking funny

[@luckyDancer100]

"Chocolate makes me sick, I like vanilla!"😂

[@SwitcherooU]

Love that show "Old Girl" starring ZooAY.

[@mlap1013]

I DIEDDDD at “get it off your body! get it off your body!” at 6:12 LMAOO

[@MarioQuezada]

Watching Ben act out the stages of grief.. Good shit. Great actor!

[@ohmyjosh1822]

It feels like Eric Andre show, and I am the guest.

[@joseribamarjr5164]

The face she makes when she gives him her number. Funny as hell.

[@NonRegnumDei1934]

I suddenly have an unexplained hankering for tasty original Cap’n Crunch® breakfast cereal. Might grab a bowl (or cup!) for an easy snack that goes great with couch time, anytime!

[@vshazam]

I'm with you on that! But I'm gonna pick up the recently improved Captain Crunch Berries. Now with 4 unique berry flavors (for a limited time)

[@blakethornsbrough1528]

Make sure to use a Spoon X to eat it.

[@jessstuart7495]

"2. Trust the process". Hilarious!

[@spideyfist6841]

Jake Johnson is my favorite Spider-man

[@alexe3354]

I can't believe this was 4 years ago. I need more Earliest Show!!!

[@justsayin3390]

"Ask me if I like chocolate", she said it 3x's-funny stuff.

[@ValensBellator]

God that bit with the makeover was gold 😂

[@smujismuj]

"Tech Savvy" Best line of the show!

[@jonnil1997]

Holy shit this is great, was not expecting the show to evolve like this.

[@davidj5910]

"STEP 1 FLIP THE SWITCH, STEP 2 TRUST THE PROCESS..." LMFAO

[@shiestysean]

Jake Johnson brought the hot shit with the chocolate. lmao

[@Davedio]

01:38 - Lauren Lamkus almost loses it over "Rainbows were invented...." but manages to hold it together and runs with it. 😅

[@cozmicmojo2181]

The Jake Johnson interview is incredible.

[@khawariqbal2659]

This guy is not getting enough views as he should. Ben please make a movie.

[@miserychickadee]

I've come from the future and I have news.

[@davidmckesey9152]

@@miserychickadee Sonic news oof.

[@josie-nv6ft]

Blue Iguana too not just Sonic

[@djfrogtime9956]

he’s written a few movies

[@ThaCubanLiNX]

"...cuz if you dont, then wtf is the whole point of anything!" LMAO

[@stanleybellamy5795]

How have I never heard of this until today? I love all of these people and I never knew this existed.

[@JuniorSkeptic]

Best show funny or die has done in a while. Love it

[@JesusVelociraptor]

ever... lol

[@brooke6224]

This is a great parody of those news shows that are on in the lobby of an doctors office.

[@thedude652]

Ben almost lost it at 6:30 haha

[@danb9447]

9:32 Her thousand yard stare as she gives out the fake number is incredible

[@Heirllionaire]

When he was mocking "he loves you he takes care of you" he damn near broke which would've destroyed me.

[@izzy_thump]

Ben is the best.

[@gunsareawesome5358]

The only reason I subscribed to this channel was because of between 2 ferns... now I'm glad I did, Ben Schwartz is so damn funny, love the sarcasm... after Andy Dwyer, and Ron Swanson, my favorite character from parks and recreation

[@MrAldwin666]

Make more please after this stages of grief series.

[@carolinacapra6542]

Best guest so far. Love mad Jake Johnson

[@missladymac92]

even in 2020 this is some of the best video quality everrrrrrrrr out there

[@booksflavia]

I need SO much more of this

[@stevendasilva9287]

My girl said no. You must know what that is.lmao

[@tornofthe45]

I love Ben Schwartz that guy is a riot, lol

[@Big_Llama]

I love that the real KZbin ads play alongside the fake ones haha

[@evyverschaeve9742]

Angry dancing always gets me

[@evilindia41]

best thing funny or die has done in a minute

[@JonBlondell]

I just discovered this, and I like it! Good work!

[@FunnyOrDie]

Glad you enjoyed! Next episode is on Tuesday.

[@oogatz1917]

Funny Or Die you made a good choice using two members from house of lies they have such great chemistry

[@HQofrandom]

+Ronnie Jordan *House of Pies

[@noelle9784]

Came back to this episode just for 6:45 to 7:00. GETS ME EVERY TIME 😂😂😂 And omg Arielle Vandenberg yay

[@nmnshrma]

have the weirdest feeling that Nick's idea book + Jean Ralphio's business skills would still be better than half of Silicon Valley ideas

[@jeffhappens1]

Omg, Sam! Her just trying to keep it together, that job, even to go as far as say delusional just to keep everything together. That character! Amazing

[@adamnelson4700]

6:50 is Hollywood handbook level questioning

[@granthendersonsmith]

"it's the closets pizza place to my house"

[@JackieMB92]

Amazing series for real it tackles my long time problem with morning TV

[@JackieMB92]

how fake and over enthiusastic and the made up stories

[@greenskull3393]

l911Tube that and the obvious exhaustion everyone feels while trying to stay up and seem happy.

[@samirahstanford432]

That makeover part was so real. 😆😆

[@jaybee5513]

“It’s the closest pizza place to my house.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@emily51805]

I died at ZOOey

[@SizzlingVibe]

Best so far 👏👏👏👏 I’m ROLLING. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@giacomot15]

I thought they only had guests called Reggie

[@Twistedhippy]

This just went next level!!!! best thing on KZbin right now!!

[@DyspotikOriginal]

That chocolate bit with Jake was so good. So so good

[@IsaacJoshi]

hahahaha love this. and Arielle Vandenberg

[@ir0n2541]

I wonder if he gets her back at the end, also the last segment is hilarious! good work.

[@mooncacti3694]

My favorite thing from these videos are that the ads are exactly 10 seconds long

[@BigTArmada]

I wish more TV anchors were angry.. this is great :D

[@michaelbull1566]

I love seeing Ryan Stanger selling the “milk”

[@lassmallieber7569]

"That sounds like my type of guy!" lmaoo

[@HippieP629]

LMAO. The funniest thing I've ever seen. "Play the music" "There it is!" LOL

[@scampoli25]

Just discovered this show and it is everything. Thank you for this cathartic satire of morning talk shows

[@nicoletumminello9004]

I like this! Reminds me of Comedy bang bang

[@kilamppl15]

"Step 2: Trust the process"

[@HumanCapybara]

LOL i fucking love this more and more with each episode XD

[@AmazingThor]

Ben Schwartz’s angry dancing is on point.

[@J2digital]

Somehow therapeutic. My favorite episode so far!

[@bari891]

That's a normal dude, that's a normal dude.

[@S.A.fair45]

I LOVE ALL OF THIS! Funny or die please keep them coming!!

[@jbre7233]

This one is the best! I didn't realize it until now but this show is usually missing a voice of normality to really be hilarious. LOVE THIS ONE!

[@juliannruiz0511]

Why the f**k have I not seen this before!!! 😂😂😂 omg I need more of this, whatever it is.

[@MustbeTheBassest]

One of the funniest skits I have ever seen lol

[@dogthebountyhunter8504]

Still watching these. I love them so much

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

My life is A lie me toooo

[@francis181]

This deserves more views. Really well written and funny

[@Designandrew]

this series is the best thing this channels made in forever!

[@elliotreid2280]

"Step two: trust the process."

[@titanrock5505]

Its addicting, folks this is amazing. Cant wait for another Episode.

[@kharnick]

Please make this everyday!! I love The Earliest Show!!

[@totallyunprepared6325]

7:56 ooOOOOoooh

[@mellownessuperstar2618]

Too bad that phone number only had 6 digits hahaha. Tho they played it off perfectly!

[@aaronogle2629]

Jake Johnson is hysterical! So funny

[@colinpaine1343]

6:33 Ben tryin' so hard not to laugh

[@CC021186]

How have I not seen this till today? Lol!

[@skittzmusic]

Looooove this series.

[@poloboyl89]

“GET IF OFF YOUR BODY!” 🤣