FURIOUS FIVE ALWAYS GET COOKED

[@ArabbJrK]

I’ve never seen a fictional group of fighters getting sauced up in 3 movies in a row. Did all that training for nothing 😂😂

[@MadMax-ii8gq]

Because narratively they can’t be the ones to beat the main villain. It has to be Po. They can only beat minions.

[@haydonj7433]

Crane is my favorite

[@joebyron180]

YEARS OF ACADEMY TRAINING WASTED!

[@Darknova591]

​@@MadMax-ii8gq and that's the sad part they nothing but distraction for the main character plot devices

[@BdDreaEMD]

@@MadMax-ii8gqDoesn’t mean make them look garbage💀

[@regitriotrio5656]

Tigress is the only one of the 5 who isn't entirely sorry in these movies 😭😭😭. The only one who can throw paws.

[@DrMcSpankus]

tigress fr be scrappin sometimes, but all her teammates hardstuck in silver league 😭 can't do shit

[@rickyronny4019]

That’s why she the most relevant member of the five. 😂

[@Garythanksyou]

Bro can't we just all agree that Po's endurance and durability is carrying him?

[@giovonniiclayton]

Yeah facts if it wasn’t for that he would have been dead

[@azzburgersaf1973]

True. Po only beat Tai Lung because his ability to transfer the force back to him and his fat made him immune to the pressure point attack. If Po didn't have that special defense, Tai Lung would have actually cooked him...

[@petromax5534]

Thats literally called the "Panda Style", because it was meant for him to improvise his weight and durability paired with his natural physical strength to fight his opponents. Its like saying Mantis only gets the fame cause of his claw and strength. Like bro, that's what they trained for. Mantis trained for his claw's strength and in-human, or in-mantis strength. Po didn't get that durable, strong and flexible from nothing bro. MatPat HAD done a whole video on his Film Theory on why Po was the chosen one by Oogway. Also, I know its fiction too bro. I ain't mad, just sharing some facts.

[@HolyNamed]

+ plot armor

[@bossstarling217alt2]

Po won because of plot armour. He literally bounced off a piece of support keeping the Jade Palace up when Tai Lung first punched him.

[@Darknova591]

they got their ass kicked so bad that they go on strike on the 4th movie.

[@sin-t]

Shen: “Helo fools, now please leave my house or else I’ll have to open the box.” Ox: *”Hey! What’s in the box?”*

[@MrDibara]

_"Ow, nah. You asking too many questions~."_ "It don't matter. Cause WE will defeat you." *" 'We'?* You talking *Wii Sports or Mario Kart?"*

[@anotherrandomguy8871]

0:25 Telling that to Po is petty. Seeing Shifu’s own son becoming corrupt and rampage across the city as a result of Shifu’s lies wasn’t the worst day of his life. Seeing his son get locked up wasn’t the worst day of Shifu’s life, nah it was Po becoming Dragon Warrior?

[@Baghead-gr3mx]

I think it was because when Oogway was choosing the new Dragon Warrior Shifu would have closure after he fails Tai Lung. But when Oogway was about to point at Tigress, A RANDOM PANDA DROPPED OUT OF THE AIR, and Oogway chose him. Imagine that. After Tai Lung was sent to jail, Shifu trained 5 new warriors and NONE OF THEM GOT CHOSEN. A random guy did.

[@Abner-gu3ve]

Tigress was salty asf 😂

[@jocelynuy2922]

@@Abner-gu3veI mean, blud was training for 20 yrs and got zero praise or approval and thought becoming the dragon warrior was finally gonna make shifu proud of her and right when my man oogway was gonna choose tigress in her eyes, an npc fell out of a sky and was chosen by oogway ofc I would be saltier than the Dead Sea💀💀💀

[@jleigh-yk2hn]

The furious five been having it tough fr

[@AjPrinceOfDragons]

3:51 a demon literally possessed him in a second that his voiced changed "boom they ass" 3:54 Po and furious five: *shocked faces* aaww shiet-

[@MiraculouslyUnique]

LITERALLY I STARTED CRACKIN. UP. 😭

[@AjPrinceOfDragons]

"boom they ass" 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@NiSoFlyYT]

Kung fu panda 4 did them justice for not having them get beat up..

[@MrDibara]

*If only you meant it...* 🙂

[@v_AsT]

"You're no match for our Kung Fu" *proceeds to bodies master croc and ox as they 2v1 and even slashes some of po's fur and overwhlems him* That line still doesn't make sense to me to this very day.

[@cordyceps7531]

Since I was a kid, it pissed me off how they had Jackie Chan in these movies only to say like five lines in each of them

[@Staryoshi_The_Seraphim_Spider]

"Shen's the weakest villain in the franchises." Chameleon : Allow me to introduce myself.

[@fatdinosaurfood8059]

You mean the villain from the fan made spinoff?

[@Staryoshi_The_Seraphim_Spider]

@@fatdinosaurfood8059 Yeah. The fan animation in theaters.

[@GabrielOsiuhwu]

I think he meant the least strong since he had workers.

[@Abner-gu3ve]

@@GabrielOsiuhwuand he actually knows Kung Fu. Just not as physically skilled as Tai Lung or Kai

[@truegraham6780]

They finally had enough of the asskickings by KFP4

[@maxwhite8616]

In all fairness tai lung only lost to po because he underestimated him shen lost because the cannon failed to kill him and kai lost because tigress and a panda village gave po chi

[@Lilajade20]

gosh they get even more destroyed in KFP 4, its actually tragic

[@HolyNamed]

FR they didn't deserve what they got in the movie (literally nothing)

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

Getting cooked for 3 movies straight and they packed their bags in the 4th 😭😭😭

[@ruebenlouisthesurvivor6488]

8:38 BLUD RAN FROM HOME 😂😂😂

[@fibs6267]

respect to viper for freeing everyone from they handcuffs or else shen woulda blasted them w the cannon lmao

[@ezbucketz4604]

the whole point in the furious five is to make it seem more impressive when po wins the final fight 😂

[@terrythepterodactyl8048]

Master Rhino literally could have dodged that cannon ball by taking 2 steps to the side

[@adriennedestroyer4197]

i mean, cannons never existed before, he probably thought he could block or parry that shit. Stupid, but when Kung Fu has given him everything it makes sense that he didn't move

[@JoseRivera-er1xu]

Tigress is basically the LeBron James of the Furious 5 while the rest of them are the Other Cavaliers

[@CosmosGem]

Someone said po is walking plot armor hence why he won instead the furious five

[@andrewgreeb916]

Po is just robust, he takes similar amounts of damage but just keeps going

[@overlord3481]

Nah po is just built different.

[@Not_so_chill_guy]

I guess I know why there called the furious five I’d be furious if I’m getting cooked every time I show up☠️

[@pinksywedarnoc8017]

They called the fraudulent five now 💀💀💀

[@featherguardian6023]

I will be Honest I feel like they have Done and Explored the Furious Five in both Special Shorts and Series and because of that there’s Nothing Left to Do and there’s some Room to Grow but it’s very Minimum at this Point, Tigress and Viper appears to be the Only Characters who can be Explored Going Forward.

[@mansongamingz7559]

3:51 , "Boom their ass" That had me rolling bro🤣🤣

[@skylasky283]

7:59-8:07 I felt that, most of us know that feelin

[@zombies5100]

The group name: The Furious Five How they get treated: The Failure Five

[@deandredukes95]

It hurts my soul to see what the Furious 5 have become 😢

[@wondaraptor]

Honestly they were made the best in the second movie. Their fail wasn't even fault of their poor technique, they would successfully blow up the building if Po suddenly wasn't there and in general wasn't a dumbass letting Shen get away. They felt the most competent in this movie, unlike in others where they fail just because for some reason their skills are not good enough for anything

[@andrewgreeb916]

In the first movie Tai lung is just an absolute monster, they do a good job trying to stop him to the point he stops playing fair and pulls out his nerve attack.

[@wondaraptor]

@@andrewgreeb916 yea. Their fail also had a reason in the first movie. In the third they just really start to exist so Po can look cooler when they fail

[@dankcraft7386]

At least in Kfp 1 and 3 it made sense as both villains were more experienced than them (Tai Lung, but especially Kai with 500+? years)

[@Abner-gu3ve]

Shen also had a dangerous ass weapon. And he himself was pretty skilled in Kung Fu too. Don’t forget that

[@thathero5953]

KFP 3 proved that Po got his gangsta from both his dads. They 2v1'd a not holding back Shifu, y'know, the guy who soloed the Furious 5.

[@Abner-gu3ve]

Facts

[@thathero5953]

@@Abner-gu3ve And to top it off, Ping is a pirate legend in the Netflix show.

[@Abner-gu3ve]

@@thathero5953 cool. Also Po’s dad are just funny asl and bounce of each other well

[@lachlanmaheux3408]

They gave Po so much support.

[@danieltrejo6330]

Kai managed to beat oogway because he took the Chi of other masters in the spirit realm.As a matter of fact someone pointed in a video that even Tai lung got his chi taken and turned into a jade piece . It was a subtle moment where he’s shown on Kai’s belt

[@rickyronny4019]

The fifth Kung Fu Panda movie needa give the furious five the redemption arc they deserve cuz they stay gettin their asses whooped 😭

[@studio96films65]

Instead of Kung Fu Panda 4 Dreamworks should’ve made a movie about the Furious Five taking place after the events of Kung Fu Panda 3.

[@timo-2046]

Funniest Shit I have ever listened too, you had me dying the whole time XD

[@Abner-gu3ve]

Growing up I watched the Kung Fu Panda legends of Awesomeness show around the same time I watched the movies and I was convinced the Furious Five was really like that. Then I rewatch the movies and realize how much they get they asses beat every movie 😂

[@Ilikenoodles12]

They still got their ass beat legends of awesomeness 😭

[@Abner-gu3ve]

@@Ilikenoodles12 yeah but they felt more involved and had more fleshed out personalities

[@Ilikenoodles12]

@@Abner-gu3ve yeah but looking back now they kind of acted like jerks tigress just hated everybody and po was kind of annoying

[@Abner-gu3ve]

@@Ilikenoodles12 ehh I didn’t mind them imo

[@Ilikenoodles12]

@@Abner-gu3ve fair plus it isn’t cannon

[@MrBoggler]

Bros the realest critic on KZbin

[@MrDibara]

1:13 This part had me dying on the ground! 🤣

[@Green-Hybrid3017]

Lord Shen is one of the only real villains to ever do it. bro is second place to death. He was actually zesty, funny, and scary. No other villain is that intimidating. 😳

[@captainthunder602]

Can we just admit that the Furious Five are just DBZ squad but without Goku. (And maybe Vegeta but still manly goku)

[@luka_phx8095]

Bro keep it up laughed my ass of watching the vid haha

[@djccombat5530]

Theres a reason Po was selected as the Dragon Warrior. He carried the whole team. Without him Shi Fu would be dead cause of Tai Lung. Lord Shen woulda taken over china with his weapons and the Furious 5 would be rotting in a dungeon. Then Kai would successfully take every Kung Fu Master’s Chi and get away with it.

[@marcosalvarez4210]

First thing I see on the video got me dying

[@Hollarite]

I saw the other video on my recommended and clicked on it. It was the best decision ever.

[@iswiftyfox8997]

Literally I’m getting sick of po if we got a whole movie based on the furious five that would be lit

[@andrewgreeb916]

They got enough depth to do an entire movie on them, heck 3/5 of the members have enough depth to make a solo film about them.

[@Abner-gu3ve]

Po’s the main character. What do y’all expect?

[@iswiftyfox8997]

@@Abner-gu3ve sure but his character is getting repetitive there’s still so much we don’t know about the five

[@Abner-gu3ve]

@@iswiftyfox8997 repetitive? He got a new arc in every movie 😂

[@Ilikenoodles12]

@@Abner-gu3ve about finding out smth new abt himself it’s kinda boring

[@SanMarioStudio]

i love this guys videos bro i'm a new fan now

[@slamamander4652]

Furious 5 got the Z Fighters treatment

[@AS3_1]

Love the commentary 🇳🇬🇳🇬

[@CHR-0-MA]

The Selling Five

[@Darknova591]

The loser five

[@ASK.DR.ZOMBIE]

The five abortion survivors

[@skylasky283]

YESSD ANOTHER VIDEO

[@sphezik9690]

As great as these lot are, they was getting folded week in week out💀

[@frar2005]

You are fucking entertaining continue bro

[@Jellyfish12643]

the five course meal

[@commanderdemonno9819]

THE FURIOUS *_FRAUDS_*

[@MisterBeastFollower]

I can't wait for fast and furious 5.

[@clavisolemgbe4124]

Too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GerbyLoby]

Calmest 3

[@SuperLazyBros64]

Best one ever

[@Jackthefolf_245]

Po has a cake.

[@marcusgear5616]

You can do the third movie where they fight kai and get shit on

[@marcusgear5616]

I realised you did the third one and I said that when you were talking about the third one 😂

[@marcusgear5616]

I realised you did the third one before I commented that my bad 😂

[@ddudegaming7804]

Master Croc bro😭

[@echonkife2690]

i repeat my self. the fraudulent five

[@TheBoringLlama]

That's why they ghosted in the 4th

[@andrewgreeb916]

All of them get beat up, Po is just better at taking the hits and getting back up. Tigress is pretty tough just not plot armor levels of tough. The furious 5 deserve better, they put in all they got and things just go wrong.

[@White_ribbons]

New sub 😂

[@shieldgenerator7]

insanely hilarious commentary

[@borntoclimb7116]

I like the furiouis five.

[@ЗояЗахарова-ж7ф]

Off the topic but how exactly Oogway chose Po? Like he knew it would be panda for a long time or he sensed it when they met? Like why do you have all these animals training to death so they could become dragon warrior if you instantly know they are not it? Why all this choosing shenanigans if you instantly know who is the one? Like go around the world to find one. I just don't get it.

[@dylancashen5922]

3:51 3:55

[@michaela6425]

Fraudulent Five

[@Dareusanderson-j1g]

Let him cook he the best can you make more please❤

[@951TheFly]

Homie said Puff Puff Panda 3 Spoilers

[@DarkBowserr]

now i see why oogway choose po

[@mathiaslienafa789]

This is fact

[@MJ-voids]

Does anyone know the song of the outro?

[@JevoYT]

Asake - Dull

[@MJ-voids]

@@JevoYT thank you so much btw I love your kung fu panda videos

[@thebestdecepticonSoundwave]

woah!

[@themayo3151]

Are you a roadman

[@naimmalaysiazx]

Cool

[@juicemanjohn9700]

Bro skipped the best part of king fu panda 2 smh

[@silashurd3597]

“The greatest heroes in all of China” Yet get defeated by the villain in every movie they are in! Say what you want about 4, but if they were there, the Chameleon would also beat their tails too. Pathetic

[@Darknova591]

The Pathetic Five

[@TheBoringLlama]

Hey man it ain't easy out there

[@SuperLazyBros64]

Lol

[@Mango5_]

yo could I get yo discord

[@Dragon.King.Ryuga.1]

Fraudulent Five