Furry: First Contact by Flasgitz | REACTION!!!

[@F4Wildcat]

Brother Jackimus, The Flashgitz team should hire you, to be a voice of a battle brother! A voice worthy, of the black templars

[@theemperorofmankind7706]

Approved

[@pollin522]

"How does a planet morph into a giant furry?" Slaanesh is pretty fucked up. This isn't even the first planet of its' kind, look up Oliensis.

[@ShinigamiSamaH]

Slaanesh: Reality can be whatever I feel like yanking to.

[@ericgaius8791]

@@ShinigamiSamaH Slaanesh: I'm picturing you naked. *In that moment, a soul twisted and writhed into being, wearing your screaming face as pre-Ward daemonettes made it beg for more* Slaanesh: ...Pretty boring, really. *with a moan and a gasp it dissolved into a bubbling sea of pleasure. One of the daemonettes kicked a rock*

[@CptPhilippnes]

I think there's a comment in the original video that noted that all of the names mentioned had in some way or another related to medication for animals. "Their names were absolute genius, each of them is a medication. Bravecto flea & ticks for dogs, Veloxa de-worming med for dogs, Canesten vaginal yeast infections, Bayer drug company, Ivermectin parasitic worms. Each of their names reflects their ironic deaths." - Zach Johnson

[@benjamintherogue2421]

Flashgitz doing great once again with their parodies. As for Ivermectin, it doesn't just work for parasitic organisms. It also works for bacteria and viruses. It's why it won a Nobel Prize forty years ago. It's pretty nuts as a drug because it works so well across so many things without any bad side effects.

[@flycraps2456]

@@benjamintherogue2421 and they got ivermectin for animal which would be the horse dewormer and the one used for humans to treat things like malaria or yellow fever ect ect.

[@VeryDeathlyShiny]

Holy shit, it happened! I had a comment referenced from one video into another?!?! *LOOK AT ME NOW MOM!!!*

[@skrakarkaraskul2842]

The funniest part is...there's a similar planet in 40k canon and you can guess who is responsible for it.

[@voidstrider801]

Oliensis is pretty messed up, though yeah, that would be the work of the 4th.

[@Shadow952013]

Khorne also holds domain over a planet that is a daemon

[@THExRISER]

5:20 If Slaanesh can morph one of it's Daemon planets into a giant fat man curled up in a fetal position (Oliensis, you already saw it in the "Which planets in Warhammer 40k could really exist?" video) then I wouldn't put this outside the realm of possibility, this planet/furry even has a Slaaneshy color scheme.

[@0Warpsmith]

The funny thing is that if you dig in the lore, you can find a similar case. The demonic world of Oliensis, which is essentially a human being the size of a planet. An order of Sentinels arrived on it in full and the planet swallowed it and turned them into the Chaosites called the Brotherhood of the Corpse.

[@lupusmacbeth8784]

"How does a planet morph into a giant furry?" May we never, ever find out personally. The day that starts happening, is when it's time to take The Lamenters way out

[@Shadow952013]

Standing our ground to the last till we either win at horrible cost or die as heroes?

[@yeayea8226]

Okay it first staets with the world furry then you go search it up you convience yoursf that its not that bad and then you become a furry after that you spread your disease and after lots of fucking and turning others you will have now lots of furry biomass all of them come together and form the giabt furry planet

[@wisetree8330]

Slannesh that's all you need to know

[@kanenightroad4205]

im glad they still continue of Warhammer parody even from those horrendous copyright from Gaming Workshop....i also hope that Afla will continue our favorite episodes of if the emperor had a text to speech device and KITTEN's survival

[@benjamintherogue2421]

You just know that GW is pounding on their doors sobbing while holding a Cease and Desist order that Flashgitz don't give a damn about.

[@PeterDivine]

Flashgitz, meanwhile, is on the other side of that door, polishing a shotgun with bloodshot eyes and surrounded by TNT, daring them to fucking try it, knowing that doing so will tangentially make the Furry Apocalypse legally part of 40K canon. "LET'S SEE HOW GRIMDARK YOU CAN KEEP YOUR STORY _THEN,_ ASSHOLES"

[@inciacci549]

@@PeterDivine Just like how Warner made Bugs Bunny a struggling rapist canon when they slapped a DMCA on Meatcanyon.

[@arinfrankhouse1147]

@@PeterDivine Well, GW didn't actually draw first legal blood. The "House of a Thousand Furries" video was copyright-struck by Ludo Studio (the copyright holders for Bluey), so Flash-Gitz made a "Safe for Australia" version to work around that.

[@logangrimnar3800]

Brother Jack, it is good to see another being a good cat Dad, but also bittersweet as I just had to say goodbye to my cat. She was a good friend and still young but I'm sure the Emperor will smile upon her. Your upload was a welcome laugh.

[@vitaliyred622]

I loved the animation it was insane! I was looking forward to this reaction so much! I loved the jungle!

[@83Zaccrow]

The title of the short is first contact, this was a prequel.

[@gordonpromish9218]

Brother Iohannus, I was awaiting moment when your visage would register dawning comprehension of the cosmic horror of the scope of the infestation. I was not diasppointed. Truly, the FlashGitz Chapter of the Adeptus Satyricus has forged a mighty victory for Humanity in the Emperor's Name.

[@TacticalBeard]

I’m just happy there’s at least 1 group that made warhammer based fan made content that ddt sell out to games workshop

[@sirgaz8699]

It's funny how so many warhammer fan animations stopped worried about GW coming to get them and FlashGits, being the channel I can see GW actually wanting to stop, carry on regardless with no Fs given and no action from GW.

[@Kalantinus94]

That voice actor voice was top notch and really fits the super soldier which somehow feels the horror eventhough he had his fear emotion removed genetically

[@brotherreinhartemperorscha4898]

Brother Ivermectin was killed by worms. 😂

[@viyhexe131]

The fact that the video is genuinely well paced and delivered just makes it even funnier

[@Lord_Numpty]

As an angry cyclops once said; *Fuc-king* *_FURRIES!_*

[@DepressedCrow]

Bird boy.

[@crimsonknight7011]

It’s like what V for Vendetta said, you can’t kill an idea because ideas are bullet proof

[@revantobias8567]

The Virgin V: Ideas are bullet Proof. The Chad Black Templar: You underestimate the purity of our bullets.

[@crimsonknight7011]

@@revantobias8567 The Felinids are the best

[@taitenguerrero2030]

I'm pretty sure for a while it just looked like a ball with a furry head, hands, and feet. Because some people wonder how they didnt see it was a furry. But like it started as a planet and changed and morphed over time.

[@CertifiedSunset]

The video hasn't even been up for 12 hours yet, damn you are fast.

[@edkolbe1850]

If you could be a space marine which Legion/Chapter would you want to be?

[@skepticalmagos_101]

Iron hands..... cause Im flesh and I hate mysself 😂

[@marmyeater]

Probably either Space Wolves or Salamanders.

[@edkolbe1850]

I'm a fan of the Dark Angels space knights are just too awesome.

[@Wolfbroa]

Space wolves, white scars or uh i thing it’s called black dragons I’m forgetting which one it is but it has weird bone growth in the chapter

[@DeHerg]

Raptors chapter

[@TwoSevenX]

BROTHER, CLEANSE THIS PLACE. .... CLEANSE IT HARDER, THE EMPEROR CANNOT ABIDE SUCH HORRORS.

[@solarchos8821]

STRATEGIC VALUE ABSOLUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

Negative Exterminatus deemed neccessary

[@renjoker5442]

when GW takes the animation down than it means that it's canon

[@TheGreatDayne1983]

Chaos brother, it becomes furry by the ruinous powers of chaos.

[@marmyeater]

4:34- And cow, and human, and probably other creatures.

[@dredgenauryx3382]

The video is called first contact... This was their first encounter with furries...

[@Gozkiel]

I have no idea how they didn't see that from the sky or orbit.

[@wmdragonj]

The planet was probably still transforming when they landed, and fully did so while they were running 40 miles through the “forest”.

[@marmyeater]

Maybe the change wasn't that far along when they arrived.

[@nofuxgivens2797]

Have you done the transformers video from them

[@brok56]

Slaanesh has one planet wich is just a fat guy. Chaos magic.

[@McGrewer]

Chaos does... Weird things to planets... Let's just say this isn't the first time they turned a planet into a person.

[@omabrax0555]

They climb the Red Rocket 🚀 Death by Glizzy😂😂😂

[@zelebigztv8347]

Red Rocket, Red Rocket 🚀

[@TheLollercaster]

This is the third time I watched this video and I just understood it just now!! that this entire place was a furry and the mountain was its....stuff..damn

[@commissarr.j.phieffer7509]

Ff there were Guardsmen with them they will shout this "GET ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"

[@nenadziska-skabla5538]

Why hello there.

[@marmyeater]

1:49- *Flea.

[@John777tino]

That mountain was actually a big planetsized D?

[@paytonkraft7564]

this is Flashgitz

[@Ami-vh7sr]

All of the Marines are named after anti-parasite medication

[@PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven]

The story is becoming more like hesreach.

[@josephcline3652]

Ngl, I knew immediately. It was what I would have done.

[@Dragonballnerdy]

We lost some of our finest brothers that day

[@germanmandalorian3514]

In depends of Mountains... We have no Mountains.

[@omabrax0555]

🔥Exterminatus was the only way 🔥

[@roosterhandler.116]

Oh

[@StaK_1980]

Actually it was legit XD

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

You must react to the daemon prince trailer for warhammer III

[@johnballentine6638]

Poor brother bravecto he died to a flea

[@TotallyNotShiny_Stone]

With Oliensis (A planet of a fat man. A Slaanesh's world) exist in the Universe. This might very well can be exist....

[@daysand123]

Well its just the first contact. They did the job. But as we saw with the first vid. This was the first exterminatus. But not the last. Far from it.

[@Prophetofthe8thLegion]

the horror