Furry Crusades - Cleansing of Pulchra | Warhammer 40K Lore

During the Furry Crusades The Black Templars cleanse Pulchra
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This lore video is based on the Furry Crusades by ‪@Flashgitz‬
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#Warhammer #blacktemplars #furries

[@Flashgitz]

You do the Emperor's work.

[@mohammedali-ge6uw]

no way

[@VoiceOfTheEmperor]

Oh my Holy Emperor.

[@Scarletlord]

Praise be to you.

[@Acadeimos]

Eeeeeeehhhhhh

[@seyon-warma-segren]

Aku suka animasi mu sodara ku 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻😎

[@UGNAvalon]

4:42 Not even our beloved narrator could maintain his stoicism here. 🤣

[@GarkKahn]

I wonder if he had to read it lots of times and this was just the most serious take

[@OzyWazza]

Allowed himself one, singular, very amusing moment, then picked up the pace again :D

[@Oreo_cakester]

It wasn't a funny quote, it was... Horrifying, traumatic, he tried to stay stoic 😔😔😔

[@1998topornik]

Indeed

[@XxboxodxX-nk4mz]

"... the Black Templars were about to fall right into their big, gay, trap." why is this a sentence that makes senses 😭

[@PTSF_Jaeger]

It's also a direct quote

[@rockjock3]

Because Slaanesh.

[@danhay2505]

I actually backtracked at 4:29 just to make sure I heard that right!

[@anonemouse4070]

That's the sentence that made me realize what day this was uploaded😂😂😂

[@normanwells5726]

Man that shit had me dying💀💀💀 I had to rewind because I thought I misheard him

[@joseffranz3872]

8:30 "....A singular red mountain that pierced the sky. As they began their climb the seismic activity of the mountain became apparent. This **CAME** as a complete surprise..." I fucking lost it

[@Rares-zg1sy]

bro

[@michimatsch5862]

4:42 I love how you can hear the VA loosing it here. He's so close to just breaking down laughing.

[@dip_n_swag8445]

Well, the voice actor.

[@thebigidea9659]

Yep heard it too. Can't hold it against the guy. It's so stupid you can't help but chuckle a little.

[@jordanmccarthy1117]

I heard it too 😂

[@FerrousAradicen]

losing ffs

[@abeelvago]

Side note: pulcra (pronounced exactly like Pulchra here) is a spanish word that means clean, orderly, free of filth, well kept. Fitting name to a fallen-to-chaos planet

[@captainreaper5755]

The word "Pulchra" also means beautiful in Latin. Fitting since it was Slaanesh who corrupted the planet.

[@masonevanson2995]

"Am i to understand we must let Pulchra die?" ... "No brother... we must help it die."

[@velentr]

That line hit _harder_ than a vulcanbolter round.

[@johnnycashews2550]

"No brother.....We must help it die."

[@mixtape9123]

The breaking of the VA's character at times caught me off guard and made me laugh

[@snarkymoosesshack8793]

4:42 was as far as I got. The moment the VA cracked... yeah. Fucking lost right there.😂

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Ngl what makes this funnier is that you did some videos on Rattenreich too. But overall definitely an April Fools joke that took me by surprise.

[@timothyissler3815]

This works so well because Warhammer is already so over the top this could be official lore and nobody would bat an eye.

[@batuarganda728]

Ayup

[@michaelritzen8138]

Not gonna lie, for the first few minutes I thought it was, and I have been heavily invested in the hobby and lore for nearly 20 years😂

[@tobiasnexus4391]

I actually thought some vindictive writer had made a canon war against furries...then I realized it's April Fools Day! Really had us in the first half

[@JonaRosalinaRose]

we need more canon lore like this to piss off the nazis who take this seriously. 40K need to return to its roots.

[@Va11idus]

​@@JonaRosalinaRose you must be fun at parties.

[@nerdyninja1238]

AVERAGE ME BEOTHER!

[@CT--7556]

No mercy.

[@Unregistered.Hypercam.2.]

BROTHER AVENGE ME

[@TheEldritchGod]

BRUTHER! AVENGE-MEEEE!

[@lemont953]

AAAVENGE MEEEEEE

[@fallensigh199]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@Ulfhedna]

The serious verbiage on this whole of a situation is simultaneously hilarious and awesome. Kudos on making the ridiculousness of the short into proper sounding canon lmao.

[@panzarhawk8709]

Never in my LIFE did I think you'd cover that fucking animation but my God I'm happy you did

[@Lies-are-Life]

Oh shit.... the furries are commin.... THE FURRIES ARE COMMIN! GET THE FLAMER!

[@TheEldritchGod]

The HEAVY flamer!

[@siechamontillado]

@@TheEldritchGodTHE HOLY HEAVY FLAMER!

[@Alex-hd9ef]

Not enough promethium, get the CYCLONIC TORPEDO!!!!

[@maddlarkin]

The Imperial Navy Admiral through an act sheer willpower tore his eyes away from the horror tens of thousands of kilometres away to glance at the mighty war vessels captian, stammering as the horror forming from the planet they'd been sent to cleanse coalesced before them into a anthropomorphised purple fox, "wha- what do we have that's bigger than a Cyclonic Torpedo barrage?" He asked as his will failed and his eyes were drawn back to the abomination as it's newly formed arm began to reach towards the ship its scale beyond comprehension. "Nothing Sir." The captian replied flatly, unable to look away as the continent sized hand now completely filling the bridges viewport began to close around the ship blocking out the stars with it's purple furred palm...

[@TheEldritchGod]

@@Alex-hd9ef - There aren't enough torpedos in the sector! For Once, Failbaddon had a good idea: CRASH A BLACKSTONE FORTRESS INTO THE PLANET!

[@chuckingflem]

Brother, avenge me!!!!

[@Janovich]

i will avenge you brother

[@37_newts_in_a_costume]

I will make sure that don't get dreadnoughtised so you can be at peace brother

[@chuckingflem]

@@37_newts_in_a_costume Thank you, Brother.

[@kaiserblood6880]

HANS GET THE FLAMER AND THE DK 143rd we are siegeing this planet

[@Janovich]

This is based on the Furry Crusade Animation by FlashGitz. I've taken some creative liberties to stitch the episodes together into a single coherent video. If you want to check out their new content SpaceKing kzbin.info/www/bejne/opzRf6aQnN96Z8k

[@clover1475]

A yes I see you're a man of culture

[@svenskhund3603]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING!!!

[@doesntmatter5857]

ALL HAIL SPACE KING!

[@glint6807]

PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING *inserts the holy globules*

[@michimatsch5862]

I knew it when I saw the title. I am looking so much forward to this, haha.

[@300SonsofOdin]

"No, brother. We must help it die." - Brother Arcados on the Exterminatus of Pulchra. 362. M41, colorized.

[@300SonsofOdin]

@Tigran-Abazyan what? xD It does not make sense at all.

[@firebeginer5694]

4:43 Holy shit he broke charater.

[@Dogmelter42]

A comprehensive study of the battle against the Furry Menace? Fascinating.

[@007JackBourne]

I didn’t… what even… I am both astounded at the nicheness of this and also proud to be apart of the target audience XD

[@GrassesOn97]

I can’t wait for FlashGitz to do a reaction to this masterpiece

[@axios4702]

Why do I feel like this is a reference to the work of certain flashy gitz?

[@Janovich]

cause it is

[@MerekGrimaldus]

He literally said it in the pinned comment.

[@axios4702]

@@MerekGrimaldus I wrote that before the video premiered and it was a joke.

[@marcleslac2413]

​@@Janovich I KNEW IT! As a furry, I think Im gonna do slaneesh , if I do cahos!

[@JamesTheLamenter]

I'm not sure if this is a early April fools video or not... But it's amazing to have our favourite Krieger historian to cover this obscure and interesting conflict in Imperial history.

[@ghislain2966]

not early, just in time here. Release at midnight in Europe so, on time

[@JerryBoy245]

I cried when I first read the book and had numerous nightmares for many nights, I thank god that this is just a story and that such furry creatures don’t exist.

[@Grissbane]

The fact even the narrator can't do it without laughing

[@deathtrooper9003]

When even the historical narrator can’t keep a straight face… imagine a World War II narrator who is snickering at the sheer insanity

[@RecoveringLoLAddict]

This totally official and canon series of books by Geno Cidal McFuri Hayter are my favorite in the entire Scouring of The Fylth Stars. The way these Templars just uphold the Emperor's will by annihilating the Furling scourge brought me genuine tears of pride.

[@czujnywilczek6832]

I would send at least five titan legions with numerous death krieg corps + on top of that several space marine chapters would also be included against this threat. Anything less might be insufficient

[@GarkKahn]

Take it as an incursion into the eye of terror in terms of importance

[@thomastom4693]

Too late my friend. The problem with chaos is inconsistency. Some cults will kills it self, before they can become a problem. Like being eat ba a demon by a ritual gone wrong. There a not many, who can escape the inquisition, but they wo can are the problem.

[@PhthaloGreenskin]

Perhaps the Rangda weren't xenos. What if the Rangda were the furries all along!

[@Antifurryfrontlines2.0]

I fall upon a Great war crime pulls out a flamethrower

[@Marinealver]

"Am I to understand we are to leave Pulgris to die" "No Brother, we must Help It Die!"

[@subbie-eye]

It takes serious dedication to turn a popular series into a canon documentary for an April Fools joke akin to what you do for Vraks or the Horus Heresy. You did a really good service here Janovich!

[@BackWaveUnited]

I don't think non of us is keeping a straight face the entire time 🤣Hell even the narrator almost lost his shit! 🤣🤣

[@Renzuru21]

From a lush green planet to hell... That was dark

[@IronicallyNamed17]

Love that flashgits are becoming unofficial lore

[@pubefaceIV]

LOLA BUNNY 10 MY GOD! I just realized I barely escaped this same fate when I was about 10 years old. The Emperor protects truly.

[@Janovich]

The Emperor protects

[@blueduck5695]

Me not reading the title: Oh nice Janovich uploaded a new video. Let's see how the black templars are involved. 2 minutes in: He did not just make FlashGitz's crusades sound like it's actually happening in 40k but I'm here for it. For the emperor

[@free_at_last8141]

"What?! I'm not a furry!" Oh please honey.

[@Somerealtomfoolery22112]

"I'm just part of the space wolves chapter"

[@freethinker9480]

Home boy actually spittin facts. Weak men didnt have the backbone to resist the slaneshi corruption

[@DEFC0NZER0]

4:31 Janovich: The Black Templars were about fall... Me: don't say it. Janovich: ...into their big gay trap. Me: Goddammit.

[@Jaymusic420]

YOU are by far the best Warhammer 40k narrator we have and I found it hilarious the black templars faced "the furry's". Best episode yet.

[@raphaelrodriguez8316]

The worst thing about this? Switch out “furry” with “Beastmen” and you can turn-key this into a legit Black Library novel. Title: The Beasts of Pulchra.

[@ignacioalmiron7187]

So you're telling me that flashglitz video is cannon

[@Somerealtomfoolery22112]

The creatures are to an extent, the space wolves chapter has something like them.

[@andresmith1317]

Maybe this was supposed to come out April 1st, maybe not, but the fact that the record of the Black Templars’ most cursed campaign dropped on one of the holiest days of the year is absolutely hilarious

[@USMCButtons]

The fact I know this was a Flashgitz reference makes me happy!

[@policebrutality2909]

I was relaxing playing video games and listening to this as white noise and when I finally realized the references it hit me like a truck

[@bearistotle2820]

AVENGE ME BROTHER!

[@antonkrieg3708]

Truck-Kun is undefeated.

[@cjv-x10a4]

The fact that this video got me to watch the Flashgitz Furry Crusades video out of unknown curiosity, was the real April fools prank.😨 Thank the Emperor that I can watch through it with my soul intact after such heresy. 🙏👑

[@widdershins5383]

It’s so fucking funny lol

[@MrFernoid]

Amazing. I can tell you had fun with this one. "AVENGE ME BROTHER!!"

[@yarrick9372]

I started listening to this not realizing it was related to Flashgitz material and had to pause to check because I was like “Wait, is this 40K lore about furries?’” 😂😂😂

[@otaviolobo7989]

Please, include a reason or excuse as WHY the inquisition wasn’t involved? You would think an entire conclave of inquisitor would at least ask questions regarding this new threat we face.

[@TheEldritchGod]

Because the Black Templars Think the Inquisition is too soft. Why get those pansies involved?

[@kolman3178]

probably because they were to busy molesting imperial citizens or killing off imperial guardsmen who had fought chaos forces. you know standard inquisition stuff =])

[@jamesyandsonsoutdooradvent9394]

They've grown fond of this new rectum inserting xeno

[@TheThaloc78]

Because it's just a joke.......

[@user-qn6bw8dk4o]

I thought Exterminatus required Inquisitorial approval? Of course a son of Dorn likely wouldn't care for such formality.

[@yesinup4116]

Flashgitz’s bullshit in such a serious tone is somehow even better 😂

[@Molusckoll]

I can die in piece now, having heard the Chad narrator saying: "their big gei trap"

[@thecommentguy9380]

Cliff hanger: based on the last episode, the furry plague apparently reached and corrupted one of the Black Templar's monasteries

[@FringedHorizon]

"We will Spay, and We will Neuter, until there is nothing left!"

[@TimmysXowounders]

The fact that in some parts of the video it sounds like you almost laughed but then you just kept your cool 😅

[@littleolghostly]

4:42 I lost it when he couldn't hold his laughter back 😂

[@Guest-lq6vt]

Lmao, i remember getting recommended this video on april fools but i never got around to watching it until now. This is hilarious

[@azizyahaya2174]

"Lola Bunny 10" Emperor save us all

[@FluffyPANZER]

Really enjoy the emphasis on "This *came* as a complete surprise"

[@berdduck]

The narrator can barely keep in his laughter at some points, it's hilarious.

[@connorgolden4]

This needs a sequel about the rest of the series lol. I wanna see the explanation for the attack on Sonic’s world lol.

[@aaronrobles4952]

He started talking about colorful fur and then I realized it was the flashgitz animation 😂.

[@widdershins5383]

As soon as I saw furry crusade I was like… Hol’up a second lol then I had to go rewatch the series because it was fucking hilarious

[@NESLENEESBURGE]

I loved listening to the voice actor trying to keep it together while talking about the furry wars

[@draak4066]

this brings a smile on my face, as a wh40k nerd and a furry, great job as always Jan.

[@WheelChair-yy1ji]

👀

[@StefanoUrsella]

"Inquisitor, yes this is the guy take him away"

[@StefanoUrsella]

A

[@Wildgamer2205]

Can we all agree that the Black Templars Anti-Furry crusade is canon?

[@DiogoSantos-gc2wn]

Yes, yes we can.

[@stryz5736]

sure is

[@hudsonflores5478]

I already liked black templars. I now like them even more.

[@LeHunter70]

My goodness, This Man also got the end Soundtrack from Furries: First Contact. and I LOve IT

[@Janovich]

yes its amazing. Got permission to use it

[@LeHunter70]

Noice@@Janovich

[@inductivegrunt94]

The fact this was done with minimal character breaking, 4:43, is a testament to how great of a narrator Janovich is. Never would I imagine he would do this, but I'm so happy for how it turned out.

[@Jaeger_Bishop]

Honest question. How many takes did the narrator go through, to not just burst out laughing?

[@ebud6344]

Why do I get flashbacks of that one video of the black Templar’s killing fury’s

[@josiahzabel8596]

Because that's what this video IS

[@dividewalker5673]

10:12 love the redux of the original Pulchra monologue.

[@clover1475]

I was hoping for another siege of varaks video but this this was we better than I hoped thank you

[@DarthHidious]

2:38 Any one else noticing the "shapes" of the furrys territory's?

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

I am dying from laughter.

[@eltaquero2677]

Same here lmao 😂

[@someweeb4110]

I can smell a new Janovich upload on the horizon. May the Emporor bless us this weekend

[@garrettandtammylauman3213]

I’m literally picturing that part of the episode from Flash Gitz , avenge me brother!!

[@MultiTaraka]

Aaah, yess finally the Flasshgitz-Janovich Crossover we deserved

[@14852577]

This is the best possible thing you could have made.

[@KaiserDeclan]

Happy Easter everyone.

[@ABorderPrince]

LOL nice

[@Janovich]

hey :)

[@sturm9087]

Didn’t expect to see aborderprince here. Really enjoy your short story readings

[@ThePariahDark]

You have made the Emperor proud @Janovich. The Crusade lives on, thanks to your retelling.

[@eyerium2]

this is now official lore and not even GM can make that go away.

[@hectordejesus9194]

THIS IS THE GREATEST BATTLE DOCUMENTARY

[@IsMyPCEdible]

I always look forward to your videos, this one was great because I didn’t expect it. 10/9.78 loved it

[@willianjohnam]

It's always a good day when there's a new post on this channel.

[@nowhere474]

Finally, recognition for a brutal crusade the IMPERIUM, seldom acknowledges

[@mauser98kar]

That was most unexpected in true April's Fool fashion. Oh, and also epic!

[@MrHouseparty6]

What Would Krieg Do? (FIXES BAYONET)

[@alejandrotorcida9607]

We need part 2 of this XD

[@immortalwarrior2695]

We need to petition this for part 2

[@liquorsix1746]

This is truly something I never knew I needed until I received it. Thank you.

[@christopherjolly8172]

Took me a second to realise this was the @Flashgitz series 😂

[@CT-Clone]

Am I to understand we must leave Pulchra to die?

[@phillipcote8093]

No Brother, we must help it die....

[@TheUbiouS]

It took me an uncomfortably long time to understand that it was a joke. This guy can tell any story in the way that I’ll be intrigued and captivated

[@MaxZeCat]

Flashgitz would be proud bröther

[@Slushi_Fan_682]

4:43 bro either lost breath or was holding in that laugh

[@thecavalrygeneral3453]

Brother? Brother! *BRÖTHER!!! AVENGE ME BRÖTHER!!!*

[@Tiberium10332]

I had once had colleague who was furry and 40K fan. I hope he will see this video one day.

[@-Autocons9999]

Thank you for making this flashgitz would be proud

[@kolper6799]

Ah, Jan. You know how to open April. Happy fools day and cognag day bois.

[@BaronElBardo]

Remember to support your local furry artist. They will make the sickest commisions for your custom Chapter Master.

[@equu497]

Man I was taking this seriously. Kept telling myself I misheard you. When I heard the VA break, I knew, I'd been got

[@TheAustrianPainter1488]

No pitty! No remorse! No fear! In the name of the Emperor, LET NONE SURVIVE!!!

[@novaspartan0778]

This is great but, would you one day be able to make a 40K Lore on the book Leman Russ? (The tank book)

[@DaInternetBear]

The Black Templars really do face great horrors