Futurama - Clamps

[@pinchman2946]

I like how clamps is canonically one of the strongest characters in Futurama. And it's literally just because he has clamps instead of hands.

[@Lanesra62905]

What do you mean canonically?

[@Joot_Doctor]

@@Lanesra62905 Futurama Lore

[@unofficialgamer209]

@@Lanesra62905 Canonically means it's how the creator meant for it to be. Fan-made stuff is not canon.

[@hentaispyder]

He can stop the ship that moves the universe around it with just his clamps. He's the strongest ANYTHING ever.

[@bloodfrostgaming9204]

Zoidberg beat him.

[@subgrv27]

I always thought that Clamps wasn't that dangerous, you know all bark and no bite. But then I saw that waiting room scene and my mind was changed.

[@superstarthomas]

I want to see him fight Roberto.

[@jh6025]

@@superstarthomas Roberto is a tank in his debut episode, but he would probably do something crazy to lose.

[@hugoclarke3284]

@@jh6025 yeah I'd say roberto is more bark than bite, as long as you don't provoke him

[@jh6025]

@@hugoclarke3284 he is crrraaaazzzzEee.

[@Jenny-tm3cm]

The scene where he cracks zoidbergs head open makes me physically cringe

[@jgreed5]

They don’t make robot ganstas like that no more

[@rileybello4711]

They discontinued that model

[@galenkehler]

*yet

[@JenkinsOwen]

No mo*

[@davidrequena6482]

They don’t make robot gangstas like that YET

[@marine76a]

A shame.

[@StarWarsMoments]

"You're a freaking genius, ya idiot!" Definitely my favorite clamp ism.

[@levanmikadze4748]

"Squeezas , Squeezas ..... They are clamps you freaking idiot" I love Futurama best cartoon show ever .

[@Jenny-tm3cm]

Why do you think they call me!… Francis!!!

[@ballsinspector42069]

"AND IF I WANNA SQUEEZE WITH THESE (BEEEP) CLAMPS, I WILL SQUEEZE WITH THESE (BEEEP) CLAMPS!!!"

[@nthgth]

I love all three of the Robot Mafia, especially Joey Mousepad. But that was definitely one of the best episodes for Zoidberg.

[@GoFidoGo]

I must have watched every episode of Futurama at least 6 times through and I never noticed the mousepad on his chest! I spit coffee all over my keyboard and it was worth it.

[@Duval-In-The-Wall]

@@GoFidoGo Fucking hell I just noticed it. It’s so subtle it’s genius

[@GOAT_GOATERSON]

​@@GoFidoGosame lmao

[@SamPashmi]

@@Duval-In-The-Wallhow is it genius? How is it even related to clamps?

[@ShadowBeetle]

2:41 I love how DonBot commands Clamps to do the job as it was giving him a new computer line, "find the least broken object and use that"

[@Jokrd00d]

Clamps has the best voice for a gangster and it’s funnier knowing the same guy voices Kif too

[@terrance3218]

And Lrr

[@theratman6468]

And Morbo.

[@tiablue9106]

And Calculon. And Walt. And Destructor. And Hedonism Bo--let's just say Maurice LaMarche does a lot of voices

[@enkhtemuulenodgerel6175]

You mean francis

[@HellecticMojo]

Usually Clamp's violence is funny, but watching Zoidberg's shell slowly crack was bit uncomfortable

[@1TheVelociraptor]

it usually robot on robot violence so you don't think much of it, they've got backup zoidberg doesn't have that luxury

[@vksasdgaming9472]

"That offer was limited time only" is followed with removal of clamps with mocking ease.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

That was Zoidberg's most badass moment

[@DarkSignal...]

@@vksasdgaming9472 Even better, that "offer" was the frenzy he missed on his home planet, i.e the literal all-you-can-kill lobster-fest

[@vksasdgaming9472]

@@DarkSignal... It was mating frenzy. Which also kills big chunk of Decapodian population.

[@Intrepid_Crusader1096]

I would love to have seen Clamps meet Roberto. Clamping vs Stabbing.

[@TWO-HOOKS]

Have you ever killed a man with a sock, it ain't so hard. Hyaa hyaa. Lol.

[@landiemoonkurshey5468]

Hell yeah Xd that will be sick to see

[@leociresi4292]

I need to practice my stabbing! Ha haaaaaaaa!

[@MrDrivingFaster]

My money would be on Clamps.

[@Intrepid_Crusader1096]

@@MrDrivingFaster "Stop laughing at me, flying avocado!"

[@theholymackerel072]

Him casually catching the Planet Express ship with one clamp may be the single funniest moment in the show.

[@kingMadnus]

That’s when I realize he wasn’t a joke of a character

[@ChallisVenstra]

I absolutely love that these are robots; someone had to program them like that. I love that fact.

[@dinosaurusmaximus8506]

HE'S CHAMPIN' FER A CLAMPIN'

[@Whiteboykun]

"You guys do numbers?" "Nothin' fancy, ones and zeros mostly." BAHAHAHA SKSJZHZVkaiHshdidix

[@mindriot91_96]

Sammy "The mechanical bull" Gravano handles the action.

[@LordHollow]

I love how Donbot doesn't try to curb his clamping, but just redirect it to serve his purposes. He's controlling the chaos.

[@m.j.piazza7853]

“You’re a genius, you idiot!”

[@kevinlane1219]

Clamps: Say your prayers, stoolie. Billy West: Okay. God bless grandma, and grandpa. Clamps: They’re next! 😆

[@joncon5554]

“I knew bender would turn up completely by coincidence” is such an underrated line

[@doug8232]

We had a sub teacher called Mr Clamp and the entire class wouldn't stop using Clamps references but he never understood it. He started with a pretty chill attitude but it definitely got to him. People would grab worksheets and go CLAMP CLAMP

[@KirillShamsutdinov]

I love the part where he uses his clamps.

[@michaelg1915]

Which part? The one where he uses his clamps or the one where he uses his clamps?

[@denyhaguilar679]

Oh, is It? The part where he uses his clamps every Time, AT EVERY OPORTUNITY!? YOU'RE A FREAKING GENIUS, YE IDIOT!

[@scrubbbsyboy844]

Brooo, that part had me 💀

[@leociresi4292]

“I’m powering up the clamps!”

[@imhungryletseat2303]

I personally love when he yelled *"IT'S CLAMPIN' TIME!"* and went clamp-shit all over the universe

[@unofficialgamer209]

It was so weird to hear the bleep sound used in Futurama. This is the first episode where it was used (not counting Into the Wild Green Yonder).

[@Ambipie]

Who else gets it but Zoidberg

[@DougPoker]

"It gives me no joy to do this...because Clamps will be doing it"

[@phorchybug3286]

2:17 my favorite thing he says.

[@MadnessIncVP]

1:02 - 1:05 Captain-Like delegation, of a task that the underling greatly enjoys. The DonBot knew what he was doing, most of the time, to be fair. 2:18 - 2:21 What I’m thinking, when one of the dumber colleagues, has an idea.

[@ASquared544]

I love how Zoidberg and Francis are the only people who have sworn onscreen

[@mastergwaha]

is this a real fact?!

[@Joshpox]

What about Fry and Leela saying bastard?

[@ASquared544]

@@Joshpox censor worthy swears.

[@utter_silence6884]

I love the rivalry between clamps and zoidberg

[@tristangates2797]

Clamps is honestly kind of terrifying.. which somehow just makes it funnier? Comedy is weird.

[@gonzalovazquezavila535]

"I knew Bender would turn up purely by coincidence" Genius line

[@keyanawhitely7942]

The way he casually accepts Fry's play date was cute

[@gabbidurham]

*“Yeah, sounds like freaking fun.”*

[@SlugyTinky21]

4:48 This was still a huge badass moment for zoidberg. He just gave it to him straight that his time is done for.

[@tommiatkins3443]

I want to see the episode where he is a parking offender enforcer. "parked outside the school eh?.... I'll give em..... A TICKET"

[@Jetz72]

Missed my favorite gag with him, the overly specific "Fuel Line - Do Not Clamp" sign.

[@montygriswald7296]

Futurama's line of side characters were all amazing.

[@ryansmith4494]

I didn’t think there was enough of Clamps for five minutes.

[@LurkingLeviathan]

Clamps is my favorite character in the whole show

[@Interphased]

I'd love to see a clash of the titans... Clamps vs. Roberto!

[@josephgover5072]

Clamps does have good strategy and strength, Roberto's weapon of choice is the knife, Clamps can easily snap Roberto's knife and give him the clamping of his life.

[@chairmanwario]

0:52 Of the robots that Clamps murdered in the waiting room, one of them was a child

[@ryco105]

Good ole' Space Pope

[@Purpylon]

"No, Clamps. No clamps."

[@dannythomas417]

Then with the tears, Connie Francis.

[@Walrus563]

"I'm greasin up my whozits!" lives rent free in my head

[@irvinnicely5475]

Imagine Clamps 🗜 and Roberto in the same room.

[@keyanawhitely7942]

That would be funny. But who will die first?

[@irvinnicely5475]

@@keyanawhitely7942good question

[@superscaryguy01]

I find it funny that he's somehow able to SNIP with his clamps.

[@UGOkilleth]

When you realize theyre just the robot Fat Tony mob

[@Intrepid_Crusader1096]

Don Bot seems more laid back than Fat Tony.

[@bigsammichthoughts]

It’s amazing to me that Clamps, who had enough force in his clamping to catch and stop a fucking spaceship, actually lost in a fight with Zoidberg.

[@Godfather9814]

I’d love to have a series about the robot mafia 😂

[@JanetStarChild]

It could have been a spinoff series like Good Feathers is from Animaniacs.

[@Godfather9814]

@@JanetStarChild for real, it could’ve been awesome

[@orions221]

IM GREASIN’ UP MY WHOSITS!

[@wdecently7150]

Because Joey, Bender, and Jake the dog all have the same voice actor, and because Joey doesn't have that "Bender-y-ness" to it, sometimes Joey sounds like Jake

[@Bah56]

I never realized that Hermes walks into the waiting room holding the clipboard backwards

[@dannythomas417]

Maurice deserved that Emmy in the Francis episode.

[@rebeccaliar9873]

I love how much Clamps loves his work.

[@leagueskinmusic1426]

Love how his voice is somewhat similar to Joe Pesci's...

[@Jenny-tm3cm]

… Or a clamp-like device (I quote this a lot in real life idk if people pick up on it 😂)

[@keyanawhitely7942]

4:56 AH, MY CLLAAMMPPSS!!!!

[@kokorodachiofficialchannel5062]

*I cannot believe “I’LL CLAMP YOU WITH THE FRANCIS” isn’t even here*

[@Mister-Red]

I like how Donbot and Clamps have both met as many Bender doppelgangers (including Bender) as us

[@algernon7272]

Clamps was always one of my favorite side characters

[@DJB0X3R]

How could Clamps go to something special like a wedding and his clamps are dirty like that?

[@ricefarmerglazed3733]

with snitch juice! love it!

[@darthmaul216]

4:28 that’s a weird middle name. How do you spell that?

[@AWriterWandering]

John @$&!+-@ Zoidbeeg

[@abduljah9355]

You need to use Decapodian symbols

[@spooked4619]

Wait wait, I’m one episode they said that the universe moves around the planet express ship, not the other way around. So clamps can literally hold the universe in place with his bare clamps.

[@JTKroll12]

I love clamps

[@GlennHeardHimself]

Clamps is Joe Pesci. Period

[@noshok7436]

I clamp how every clamp Clamp clamps is a clamp.

[@chandlerbing1800]

Am I the only one who thinks that clamps reminds me of Joe Pesci

[@Outliers4Life]

this makes me excited for the future when we will eventually get a reboot of the sopranos with all robots

[@theholymackerel072]

Clamps was a one-joke Steve Buscemi tribute that produced 100 funny jokes.

[@karlosdeevs]

Fr

[@Abelhawk]

I’m greasin’ up my whosits!!

[@LCOfficerUNIT097]

"Stay off my turf!!"

[@nicholedyer-brown3690]

1:49

[@Ambipie]

I thought Zoidberg was about to say "lobsters brains are in their spine, idiot"

[@barlow654]

My favorite Robot Master

[@genuinesaucy]

"Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew."

[@soggybannanna]

2:22 absolute gold moment.

[@Guntherson220]

HE'S JAMPIN' FOR A CLAMPIN'!

[@jesusalvarado9086]

2:53 Francis got back at zoidberg for cutting his clamp hands off from him.

[@FortunateJuice]

Clamps is my favorite side character on the show.

[@Horseygirl535]

0:55 clamps should be called the silent killer but i don't know why the way he sits there like i didn't do it makes it more hilarious 😂😂😂😆😅

[@MrDrivingFaster]

Da Clamps! My favourite RoboMobster

[@Liam-i5p]

"Oh yeah? Where does he safely live?"

[@harrywilks55]

We must let the clamps do what the clamps does best

[@GeneralGhandi]

No one: Absolutely no one: Me: "Clamps!"

[@King_Gothic]

On subtitles, it says Hoffa juice

[@georgeprchal3924]

You don't want the Space Pope to see you clamping now do ya? Sorry, I forgot my Pope manners.

[@zakbax7259]

“This ain’t none of your business, Slick.” “My name isn’t Slick. It’s Zoidberg. JOHN F&!@NG ZOIDBERG!”

[@eliteoxgamer4655]

Clamp, Clamp Clamp, Clampity Clamp

[@turtlechef7187]

I decided to name my Crayfish clamps and now we will watch this together

[@mindriot91_96]

I love the seahorse stable, lol.

[@romeoromero9612]

Clamps: I'm greasing up my whosit's Don bot: *Woah woah clamps, not yet*

[@leociresi4292]

Bada boom, bada clamp!

[@NoN053]

HES CHAMPIN FOR A CLAMPIN

[@Dmgladiator2642]

I'd say take a shot every time they say clamps but you'd be dead within the first minute so ugh just glance at at alcoholic beverage every time anyone says clamps XD

[@binladenschoppa5863]

I never underestimated clamps 💯 when I saw what he did to calculon that justified everything

[@PsyberKing48]

Clamps only has one primary function. And you already know. Don’t mess with this bot.

[@epictoad1145]

We must let the clamps do what the clamps do best.

[@markpatton370]

4:48 that offer was for a limited time only

[@J_RENN]

0:18

[@SpitefulAZ]

Hey Clamps, maybe you should give them the clamps, Clamps.

[@josephgover5072]

I'll Clamp like I've never Clamped before,

[@markdasaro9045]

That was for a limited time 4:45

[@terrance3218]

That offer

[@theharmacist3103]

@@terrance3218 was for a limited time only

[@crimsonWarrior-q7m]

😅😅 man i love clamps and donbot so much ❤😅

[@The13579]

currently 3d modeling a pair of clamps to 3d print and using this for reference

[@wretched17]

My all time favorite one dimensional character xD