Fuwamoco Completely Ignores Kanata While She's Dying Alone

[@neostorm999]

"You are the worst paramedics I have ever heard." "But you have heard of us."

[@dlazyace9116]

With the jack smug face. Bau Bau!

[@DDeusExMachina]

“Oh good, the ambulance is here.” “Bau Bau!!!” “Oh no, the Ambulance is here.”

[@voodoo_gaming]

The Ambaulance has arrived

[@Tahanok2]

They're here to save you...from themselves

[@bokudesu214]

the way she shut off the screen tho lmao. the beef is real

[@ShadowdaHedgie11]

Kanata definitely should have gotten a discount after they ignored her and left her dying for a good minute.

[@denomi39]

Doggo got injured because they had to drive Kanata to the hospital. Should have charged double.

[@Ucj334esd]

​@@denomi39Balanced as all things should be

[@kazeiroP]

Asking for priority over Garibaldi, death sentence.

[@shanehunts342]

@@ShadowdaHedgie11 the base cost is 400k, the other 400k is the emotional compensation for accidentally running over Garibaldi during her treatment procedure.

[@Shishiwata]

Ah yes, from 100 million yen to 800,00 yen. Most generous FWMC discount

[@yinlo5876]

From now on I can just hear them saying "Please don't send Fuwamoco" lol

[@Rogue-a-Pogue]

Zeta tried that, but unfortunately the -demon- doctor dogs were in earshot and didn't take too kindly.

[@yinlo5876]

@@Rogue-a-Pogue Oh yeah, I remember that , and charged her twice too 🤣🤣

[@pon3d120]

@@yinlo5876There are two of them after all.

[@satoshiharada9363]

Fuwamoco medical treatment is a roller-coaster of emotions. There is the pain of dying. The relief at seeing the medics come for you. The horror of the trip to the hospital as you (hopefully) arrive in one piece. The happiness of the BAU BAU heart massage. Then the shock of the FWMC overcharged medical bill.

[@apolloisnotashirt]

overcharged cus theres two souls in one body, ofc it gets doubled!

[@Ravngor]

normal price of one medic 400k, unfortunately FWMC is 2 :) 💜‼

[@Anvica]

The Five Stages of -Grief- Healing

[@DarkLordz20]

Fuwamoco medical treatment is a roller-coaster. FTFY

[@tpv51]

Bruh Fuwamoco really simulating real American hospital experience here😂

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

fuwamoco truly infamous medics.

[@danfawks7164]

Fuwamoco: comits mass murder Fuwamoco: " BAU BAUUU"

[@MeowMeow_00000]

She wasn't not forgotten just ignored 😂

[@ReCharredSigh]

Fuwamoco Ambulance: We treat everyone well! Just look at all our amazing testimonies: -Mooms: i don't wanna die- -Korone: don't bau bau me!- -Zeta: put me back in the water!- -Kanata: i'm about to die- Ok, but we'll still treat you! Bau bau!

[@StraightAssLightning]

Everyone who rides with the dogz is set through zoo heaven. There's also always a lot of animal noises inside their ambulance crying for their lives😂😂😂

[@Yogaji]

Underrated comment

[@yinlo5876]

Just bau bau your way out😂

[@CoffeeMonster01]

nerissa: i died 3 times..

[@jazzyroam1986]

laplus: no bau bau

[@shanehunts342]

800k is daylight baubery😂

[@aboriginite]

No that's just American healthcare

[@Moogidachi]

definitely is, they're overcharging but they're cute so... who knows

[@aariff_b.]

It's funny 😂

[@machijoten]

That fare is usually for on-the-spot revival service, Fuwamoco robbed Kanata. 😂

[@StarHeaven07]

I appreciate the pun, but now you've reminded me of baoberry, thus I suffer

[@orbitalvagabond7371]

Kanata's fake crying made me feel sad and bad, and then she started laughing when Korone showed up.

[@pite9]

Fuwamoco making enemies left and right.

[@VyseSolo]

3:00 even then the dog knew it's better to be on a rotisserie then be saved by Fuwamoco

[@severussnape2917]

At least Garibaldi is ok

[@kuro4746]

they stoped yeeting people out of the ambulance for now but need to work on the parking XD.

[@aboriginite]

Hey improvement is improvement

[@thenoisyninja]

Kanata tumbled out of the ambulance anyways

[@Reingoat]

Wdym? The wall is a good brake.

[@Xerx3sss]

Garabaldi > Kanatan FUWAMOCO knows their priorities.

[@holobrah]

Nooooo

[@yodawgzgaming4416]

Kanata is such an amazing comedy spice in any group 😆 She gets everyone amped up higher and higher, kinda like Marine

[@arsenblackwell]

Oh no Garibaldi! Poor Kanata was ignored and assaulted. She was charged as if she had not been taken to the hospital. The bill is usually $400,000 at the hospital and double that if she is not taken. According to the fox director.

[@dk7921]

Not entirely. Most gals recieved a $400K bill even if taken to the hospital. Fuwamoco is basically 2 people which they charge double for the services. Bit by bit some of the gals began fearing them on safety delivery issues and the bill cost.😂

[@JohnDaker35p]

2:27 - why is Garibaldi floating like that in space?? thats hilarious

[@4myzelf]

It might have been expensive but nothing's precious compared to being alive, thank goodness Garibaldi's ok

[@corruptedant1613]

holoGTA generating some gold mine levels of content right here 🤣

[@goukenslay7555]

These doctors sure do run into some shenanigans

[@exukvera]

Kanata: "Isn't that too expensive?" FuwaMoco: "Welcome to US public healthcare system whose main feature is not existing!"

[@ChaoticSonic400]

Bruh... every time i see FWMC appear on the scene, i know something nefarious is about happen. At this point i wouldnt be surprised if someone low-key hired pekora or suisei to "take care of them" somewhere down the line...

[@SergioBonilla1]

I think Mococriminal has committed small time crime every day so far.

[@guromaiden2026]

of course the demon dogs has a biblical beef with the gorilla angel

[@neostorm999]

Their fees keep doubling every day. It started at 200K the 1st time, by tomortow it'll be 1.6 mil.

[@Jp_116]

From what I've seen of Ina and IRyS's POV, 200K is the minimum of the medic's hospital fees. That's what they usually charge if the cure is simple enough. 400K is usually what they charge if they have to do more than one thing on you. 800K is for either having to use the Helicopter to take you back or heal you on the field.

[@XSpImmaLion]

Not to mention how they ran over Garibaldi themselves. xD

[@mamaharumi]

charging everyone 800k means there is absolutely no way fuwamoco werent the absolute richest in the server, lol

[@AP_02]

Not even close to some of the gang members tho

[@DeCMKYT]

love that fwmc does x2 the set payment

[@Duplucky5]

Well, to be fair... It’s normal for a human to prioritize other humans but it’s also normal for a doggo to prioritize other doggos, right?

[@Sybato]

I love how the first thing she does when she's climbing the ladder is tilt the camera

[@moohooman]

I love how after a while everyone on the server just started calling them Bau Bau

[@waterfall184]

Garibaldi proceed to breakdance afterwards lol

[@donaldw3231]

Not the dog spinning on the ground 🤣😭

[@MissMissedMe]

Many of fuwamoco's patients have been suffering rather than being treated well no?

[@luiseatoll6368]

This is a veterinary hospital sidelining as a human hospital.

[@KLGChaos]

Gangsters and bakers selling drugsx but FuwaMoco is still the evilest of them all. I picture them commbining forces to destroy the hospital.

[@irkanorphyn]

❤😢 poor gorilla

[@isiahzar7668]

0:12 a reminder to not believe your angel wings will always work Kanata 😅. Take it from Pit (Kid Icarus/smash bros.)

[@EmeraldSpirit365]

I'm Speechless to comment on random situations like this😂😂😂😂😂

[@lbj5004]

Peak Comedy 🙌🙌🙌

[@lukeamparo6586]

That’s not an ambulance. That’s a hearse!

[@SrChr778]

Priorities, mate.

[@pixelchu]

2:02 get rotated Garibaldi

[@cruzerro3451]

I hope garabaldi is ok and I guess who ever that gorilla is to

[@holobrah]

Oi teme! That's MY gorilla 😠

[@Anvica]

Just like in real life, people prioritise dogs over dying gorillas.

[@vecm89]

That was awesome. There are so many stories!

[@Daigo_rob]

Based Fuwamoco

[@Altercepez]

Fwmc really established themself as most feared EMT accross HoloSantos

[@lextutor4682]

Nobody in Holo GTA uses brakes

[@JossoJJossoJ]

Normal price of paramedics I heard of: $400,000 Coz Fuwamoco is a duo, the price = $400,000 × 2 = $800,000 That makes total sense

[@KonglomeratYT]

Never trust animal lovers. They'll leave you to die in the back of an ambulance.

[@Ucj334esd]

Is Garabaldi Immortal?

[@namron8105]

Help ive fallen and i cant get up

[@KohakuNachtfalke]

Wow, demon dogs ?!

[@SrTNick1]

I'm curious if the price is really high for medical stuff in Japan or just GTA standards. 800,000 yen comes out to about 5500 USD, which is just about what I had to pay out of pocket for an eye surgery I needed earlier this year.

[@thelonlydarkness]

These pups are absolute menace 800k?!

[@testbug01]

I mean, if a you see a person and a dog get hurt, you will prioritize the person first right? But Fuwamoco are dogs

[@tricksalot2]

maybe this would be beef for reelz.

[@teguhharyadi7741]

prioritizing dog over me 😢

[@zen-d8y]

Oh my god. They are pretty awful to ignore someone who is dying. I think fuwamoco should be kept by me as punishment by deepl

[@lianaverwood9810]

It's quite Common for someone to Prioritise the Life of a Family Member (even a Family Pet) over someone who's Not - even when it conflicts with one's Occupation, or would be Less Impactful to the World. This was clearly done as a Trolling move, but the Logic is there to justify them RPing it like this...

[@eiarsan]

2:23 that "omg" pronunciation though

[@brokensoul8390]

2:21 "Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God."