Gaane Toh Likhte Nahin Ho | Stand Up Comedy by Anshu Mor

My stand up set on meeting hostel friends after decades. Jokes about college/hostel friends, college crushes and married version of Netflix & Chill.
Performed at Canvas Laugh Club, Gurgaon.
Follow me on:
Twitter: / anshumor
FB Page: / morthecomic
Instagram: / anshu_mor
Note: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
This video is from my solo special ‘Right Se Dekh’.

[@AnshuMor]

Nov-Dec 2019 - Upcoming shows of my NEW solo show Just A Bad Guy! 09 Nov: Pune - in.bookmyshow.com/events/just-a-bad-guy-by-anshu-mor/ET00111364 10 Nov: Lucknow - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-standup-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00115051 16 Nov: Gurgaon - in.bookmyshow.com/events/just-a-bad-guy-a-standup-comedy-special-by-anshu/ET00114817 24 Nov: Chandigarh - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00116149 07 Dec Chennai - Ticket link will be up soon 08 Dec: Bangalore - Ticket link will be up soon 14 Dec: Hyderabad - in.bookmyshow.com/events/hcf19-comedy-lineup-04/ET00114857 15 Dec: Gurgaon - Ticket link will be up soon 22 Dec: Jaipur - in.bookmyshow.com/events/punchliners-comedy-show-ft-anshu-mor/ET00116150

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[@mariammeer6338]

Zabardast performance.

[@knockturnal1637]

You know what? One day I'll come to India, just to watch you live. Not just one show but I'll follow you for a couple of shows. Back to back. I just hope i can afford the tickets for multiple gigs. And also you look like my father. But still I wanna have a peg of Piyo-vinushi with you 😂

[@knockturnal1637]

Oh and sometimes gaaney bhi likh diya karo. Looks like good looks and sense of humour are falling short.

[@aditisingh9837]

Call yahoo customer service representative mail-customer-support.com

[@siddhantpardeshi1204]

cmon netflix. this man needs a special

[@aashishjatav3484]

hell yeah

[@stillwatersnightsky6533]

Yep totally!!!

[@youngblood3337]

Agreed

[@ankushchauhan2133]

Siddhant Pardeshi no this guy deserves a special

[@snehilsingh9260]

*'deserves' a special.

[@rssehgal90]

Finally I came across a comedian who knows how to make the audience laugh without using cheap jokes or vulgar language.. God bless you buddy.. keep it up

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Ramandeep :)

[@rssehgal90]

Anshu ji: You’re welcome 😊

[@BeautyandBrain-g1p]

True ❤️

[@siddhantbaldota4208]

agreed that @Anshu is awesome. But Ramandeep I'd suggest you grow your 60s wala mindset

[@bibekaryal9933]

I came here after 'Confidence bahut hai' gandhi joke refrence

[@tanaymalikk]

Me tooo😂

[@randomkid1245]

Sameeeee

[@msyeed1273]

Same bro😁😁

[@sahiljoshi4872]

Same

[@adityasarkar6439]

Same🤣

[@indiansoul5913]

Husband wife jokes always work but he has taken to another level!! So much laugh!! 😂😂😂

[@nehaverma123]

This man truly loves his wife a lot! ❤️

[@anjumshaik971]

How do you know?

[@deekshadeka1708]

Exactly

[@pratibha1568]

Monika loves him more than that

[@hritikpatil1200]

Uh jealous

[@ishaan2104]

@@anjumshaik971 well watch his special.. EK THI HASEENA (now also available on KZbin) nd you'll get to know.

[@asharsiddiqui8916]

Beta - Netflix pe game of thrones hai hi nahi. Papa - chup saale.

[@aarambhverma1550]

Lol😂😂

[@learnpips]

Aastha Channel Pe Dekh Le XD

[@sachthadani292]

after college life part 3, Namrita joke hits different 🤣🤣

[@FuelInjected]

After first joke i knew why this video has 1.4k dislikes 😂

[@soumyajitdutta4792]

😂😂

[@rudra5551]

Two chicks 😁

[@varnitkhatavkar7416]

Sir aap yaha.. 😂

[@103_yogesh_kumar3]

Bhai xtreme 160r lelu abi?

[@ShailendraSharmaDark]

ab to dislike count bhi hata diya

[@youarecorrectiamwrongbecau1338]

Shakal dekhi hai uski... "Wrong Answer" I died at that very moment 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sanjanasupriya3264]

You have a weird username

[@geetamishra3260]

@@sanjanasupriya3264 profile pic tooo🙃

[@sanjanasupriya3264]

@@geetamishra3260 yes😜

[@NotTheRambo]

This is his 4th video I'm watching back to back. This guy has a really high level of humor. I would definitely like to meet him someday.

[@M83.]

The way he says.. Aaye chup salee 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ananyaupadhya1974]

'jab se paida hua hai...' 😂😂

[@vikash7328]

I have watched many stand up comics, but you are different. You enjoy your own jokes so much.. This act has moved so smoothly that I didn't realise when it got over. Keep it up!

[@AnshuMor]

Thank you Vikash. 🙏😊

[@shraddhaa.s8486]

That's exactly I felt. Seriously

[@priyajain7475]

So true and even his smile make his jokes more funny

[@rishabhmaiti6534]

Sir, you are a genius. Every time I have noticed how subtly you create a setup to come back to the same punch line you began your set with. And I really admire the way you bring up your happily married life in such an amusing demeanor.

[@AnshuMor]

Thank you so much Rishabh :)

[@sreeyeshprabhakar8648]

i loved the part where he says who remember namrita and then she is married and have 2kids 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RajKumar-vf9ik]

Anshu, you rock. You do bring a smile and sometimes even a chuckle which are so rare these days. You need a bigger canvas to showcase your talent. You combine wit with intelligence. Love your performances.

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Raj :)

[@kanavchawla9534]

Am sure monica ma’am loved this 😂 But gaane likhe kya?😂

[@AnshuMor]

She surely did! 😀

[@user-mi8ew2to8e]

@@AnshuMor Aur gaane?,likhe?

[@arsalana.shaikh5987]

Simply great... Love the way you join the end with your start.. Harley li thee na tumnay... Pyaz ka rate n Gane to likhte nai ho etc. Love from Pakistan.

[@rajeevramchandani13]

@@AnshuMor the water in. 8889

[@geetayadav1214]

Comment ko heart de do *waise bhi gane to likhte nhi ho*

[@animeghoul4165]

😂😂😂lol

[@taneeshqyogi7441]

Gazab 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Userykp]

Chup saale 😅

[@jethalalgaming48]

Oyee....chup sale😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@captainamerica9225]

😅

[@Theaspirantsoul]

his son got a cool dad and wife got a nice husband💜

[@sukhwindersinghsingh5940]

R u an army💜

[@Theaspirantsoul]

@@sukhwindersinghsingh5940 yess

[@123rajat.sharma]

I am watching this after watching his 4 part series. I know namrita story and this is hitting on another level😂

[@userKK2023]

Aaj kal clean shaven banda koi mil jaye, clearly means he is in his 40's.

[@AnshuMor]

Hahahaha

[@prashantbaisoya]

u should have to meet army brats 😋

[@karanpreetkaur5931]

Kartikeya Kumar... ryt.....

[@YTworld-69]

Main 20s mein Hoke clean hun Bhai

[@prashantbaisoya]

@@YTworld-69 bhai yha ncc join ki hui h m bhi clean rhta hu 😊😊

[@kunal_KB]

Clean comedy is so rare these days! (Without unnecessary cussing ) Keep up the good work sir!

[@Rajesh_K_Saran]

A se naam rakha hai dono ka😂😂😂😂😂

[@AnshuMor]

My fav joke in this bit 😀

[@charu1930]

cmon netflix. this man deserves a special! 😀

[@AnshuMor]

😊🙏🙏

[@abhishekravoor]

I'm a huge fan of u sir.. Harley vale video abhi bhi offline mein hai.. aur kabhi padai ke hoti tho pata hota. Both the videos loved them sir.. u r a grt standup comedian..love u❤️

[@Tripp3rs]

abhishek ravoor me too

[@Tripp3rs]

abhishek ravoor me too

[@AnshuMor]

Thank you so Abhishek

[@debashismishra6765]

@@AnshuMor sir at this age also the way you stay up to date with us and makes us laugh by your brilliant talent is amazing...You are a role model...hope to meet u in future...and that ""Kabhi to padhai ki hoti"" is really really amazing

[@AnshuMor]

@@debashismishra6765 Thank you so much :-)

[@rajeevkulariya6101]

"The end of the f***ing world" is a great series.

[@Coconut_water890]

I bing watched it both the season

[@khalidhanif2257]

Mjh lga ye chutiya #webseries sirf may nay he dhki hai thanks btnay Kay liye

[@mr.psk.972]

Looks and voice like sandeep maheshwari and style is similar to abhishek upmanyu

[@adityamaltare6578]

Same i was thinking dude..

[@Tyagi_shivam.]

Agree

[@deepalishrimali8210]

Agreed. .in one of his stand ups he sounded like abhishek upmanyu

[@deepalishrimali8210]

He also looks and sounds like another stand up comedian named Manish tyagi (knotty commander )

[@PremNath161991]

Man, this video of yours was second video for me that I watched and I fell off my couch laughing.. The way you describe the scenarios and making joke out of it, you're genius man.. Keep it up..

[@anubhavpuri]

Amazing content!! Brilliant act! Watched you open for Amit Tandon at Siri Fort, Delhi and became your fan! Please keep doing stand-up.

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Anubhav 😊

[@baishalinath6570]

It seems u have an amazing sweet family...mana ki wife gussa Karti h n all but the way u described ur famly, felt so sweet

[@AnshuMor]

😊

[@shahvatshal4409]

Man this guy seriously has to get a special 💝💝💝💝

[@nbki8eb]

You never fail to make us laugh in splits , intellectually written and executed

[@ahiriim2901]

damn!!! u r tooo good sirr!! literally enjoyed each n every second of it!! keep rising sir 🔥

[@shayansingla6659]

pure genius, what a performance !!! I wish I could see you perform live...

[@paulakhtar]

Finally we all know namrita 😋😂❤️

[@prathamgawas2391]

His son was not harmed in this video!!! 😂😂

[@aryusuf1639]

Shakti Kapoor ki tarha puchne ki kya zaroorat hai yaar😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@AnshuMor]

😀

[@madhurisingh5814]

.

[@ARoyal-wr3dg]

Now we know the whole story of Namrita 😂

[@kusumk1989]

i really liked the jokes and sir you are literally different from other comedians. i was binge watching your videos today and didn't realise when they end.

[@dr.hirvabagohil8687]

Totally nailed it...just love ur shows...waiting for nxt one😊

[@harshasomani2073]

And you know liking the video before it even starts is no regret.. Loved it!

[@CA_maheshlahoti_ih]

bhai kadak he yaar ekdum content, the performing style.. awesome comedy with veg content.

[@anuragbisoi5251]

Sir I really love your work ..... Had been eagerly waiting for this......Plz keep uploading videos!!!

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Anurag

[@blessednotlucky1543]

Finally I can say “the man is here”. You got all my attention sir. Amazing performer, I’m sure you will do wonders in the coming future. All the best!

[@muhammadimrankhan457]

Salaam Anshu Sir. This one is super-amazing. Much love and respect for you from Bangladesh.

[@anujthakur614]

Logo ke comment hi like kr dia kro sir ❤ VESE BHI GAANE TO LIKHTE NHI HO

[@iasfactology.3736]

😆😆

[@sonamdwivedi309]

Hilarious

[@priyajain7475]

😂😂

[@shatakshi8716]

😆😆😆😆

[@meghnasahu6904]

Lol😂😂😂

[@babzeek2716]

Last one was too hilarious...as expected..."gaane toh likhte nahi ho"😂😂very good one sir!!!

[@arpitachatterjee2698]

Sir u r just lovely to watch...ap bht Achi comedy karte ho...thanks for bringing smile to our faces...may God bless u sir..

[@akshay.rajput2829]

Can come down,all d way from Nagaland to watch your show !!! Super awesome !!!

[@rajatsawarkar]

damn son i would like to be like this guy after 20 years...still 23 though and learning new things everyday

[@AnshuMor]

😀🙏🙏

[@shibnathroy106]

Anshu Bhaiya awesome content. You inspire me a lot. You are a perfect example that one must follow their passion because you only live once.

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Shibnath :)

[@viralvideos-mk5ou]

*Gaane toh likhte nahi tum...* 😂🔥🔥

[@anujthakur614]

Eid ke chand ki surat dikh gyi aaj 😂❤😍

[@AnshuMor]

Hahahahaha

[@themindlessodyssey]

You're amazing!!! I just love your humor.

[@omkardeshpande2191]

@shreya his married 😁😀

[@fharutv370]

I love how he mentions his wife almost in every of his videos😂😂

[@parineetapandey3799]

This guy is a genius😂🌍❤

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks :)

[@ksinghproduction]

This guy is amazing yaar! He needs his own Netflix special!

[@Rvc546]

Arjun or aanya... 'A' se naam rakha he dono ka... 😂😂

[@namecannotbeblank3070]

Please explain sir

[@Rvc546]

@@namecannotbeblank3070 because his (anshu mor) name is start from 'A' so his ex also named her children from 'A'. For that he is feeling proud.

[@namecannotbeblank3070]

@@Rvc546 अच्छा अब समझ आया

[@Rvc546]

@@namecannotbeblank3070 बढ़िया

[@emmankhan4711]

and this was amazing... actual intelligent comedy!! ❤️ and keep it up, i really need this sort of comedy sir....love, laughter and best wishes from Pakistan

[@rashmi6222]

Awesome awesome... End... Gaane toh likhte nhi ho.. 🤣🤣🤣

[@monikagupta4138]

Superb yrr. Laughed so much after a long time...

[@kuchbhinhitalks9257]

5:41 I love that Netflix drama the most...

[@sibasissamal]

Thank God Finally someone uses wits instead of abuses to make people laugh.. U rule Sir 😄😄😄

[@d-45-tusharpatil61]

Bhai... bada nashilaa Banda hai Tu...😁😁😁😎😎😎

[@OankarKundan]

Hilarious... now that is some quality comedy!

[@prasadberde]

The kind of humor...simply awesome😂😂

[@gopasengupta4921]

"Choop saale!!....."😂

[@ankitsuneja2249]

That series is awesome🔥🔥

[@chetanpujara18]

Discovering this man in 2023 and man I was missing on stuff bug time.

[@shreeharimenon5275]

Sir as always amazing content and perfect timing. Great performance! Please Keep uploading regular content👏

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Shreehari

[@GarvMalik]

Loved this bit always !! Especially live. ❤️❤️

[@AnshuMor]

😀😀😀 thanks buddy

[@goleyvru]

Literally sir , You are the coolest uncle I have seen .

[@aditibaidya3174]

"gaane toh likhte nahi ho" Just awesome.. ❤❤

[@AnkitJainplus]

Wat a timing sir...superb ..love it

[@nasharora]

This is awesome 🔥🔥🔥

[@palabhishek1]

You are killing it man!!!!!!

[@RaushanSharma1234]

Anshu sir, you r my favourite..i watched ur all videos more than 2 or 3 times

[@agsborb]

Tight set. Impressed. Even for a commonplace topic, the throw was 👍🏼.

[@prernavikramsrivastava4050]

You are amazing! Bahaut bahaut ache sir 😇 you are reaching new skies with every performance of yours.

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Prerna :)

[@ranveersingh6375]

You are a genuine performer 👍🏼

[@sanketshah3877]

Best stand up comedy... I enjoyed it a lot...

[@speedyavi]

This was awesome... really enjoyed it

[@Manojsharma-sb7wu]

Literally mann.. You're with your original accent.

[@jiniagarwal6797]

Liked before watching. Harley wala is beyond marvellous.

[@dhruv.m2858]

So nice.... Kaha se chunte ho aise topics... Superb sir

[@yashwantmidha3470]

Seriously dude great content lovely performancce and the smile is like cherry on the cake, Sir nicely done engineers hote e ese hai vse :-P

[@yashbiyani6251]

Suberb !! Bang on ! I'm definitely attending you perform live next time!!

[@purvibhatt9019]

the End of f***king world deserves any Sacrifice 😂😂

[@AnshuMor]

🤣🤣

[@Ashoksingh-ld8te]

Yrrrr ye kitna awsm hai 😍😍 i mean amazing man uh nailed it ❤️

[@vasupradhaananth7168]

...and thus, a stand up comedy can be performed without using cuss words! Loved it, Anshu ji!!

[@akashkush6631]

Amazing stand-up this is great

[@nitintiwari6195]

This man deserves a lot more ♥️

[@pankajdas9670]

Hats off Sirjee...great watching your performance...superb

[@harshithvenkatesh2053]

Crazy stand up sir, big fan of you now Shakthi Kapoor tone was just amazing

[@AS-fm5ew]

This man is amazing....I love him

[@AnshuMor]

Thanks Ashish.

[@vijaysharma-ix4hi]

""" Aee electricity bill de dena ,,gaane to likhte n ho "" khatrnaak😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-xr7bi7qt1k]

You are among one of my favourite comedians.

[@spandanandhale8975]

Anshu man love watching alll of your videos....... goood work man love it.

[@aditikavdia482]

OMG!! This was f***ing amazing. 😂

[@dikshasharma3702]

Namrata where are you??😁hichki nahi aa rahi Kya?

[@SatyeshKatragaddaSK]

I guess she should be somewhere in the audience 😜

[@chiragantilll]

aur uske bacho ko bhi arjun and ananya

[@chiranjivirao2766]

Love you sir ...... Waiting for another video