Meri Kismat Kharab Hai | Stand up comedy by Shashwat Maheshwari

This is a 10-minute set of silly jokes that define my comedy. If you like this, stay tuned, aise dus aur daal doonga- Time bohot hai mere paas aur kaam bilkul nahi hai.
Waise toh sabko yeh video kam se kam 100 baar dekhna hi chahiye, par mujhe apni kismat se jyada ummeed nahi hai.
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[@sanatbhargava870]

Ever since I watched this video, tab se meri bhi Wagon-R aane lag gayi.

[@SS-yk8df]

Meri to hamesha se hi wagonR aati.hai

[@sagaragrawalsec]

OMGGG !!! PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION ALSO KNOW TO REACH THE HIGHEST PART OF THE TROLLING LEVEL....

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[@bikashjena743]

Bad joke

[@akshatmalhotra7419]

Teri shakal se to lgta h. Kabbi terko otp ni aya hoga 😂😂😂

[@khushbuluhar11]

The level of chill this guy has is envious

[@sandeepbalan8461]

Hmm

[@shivampatil9308]

Love you

[@vitocorleone7713]

@@shivampatil9308 I love your mother. 👌

[@niyatinakhva8627]

@@joyrainbowdress We kpoppers are everywhere lmaooo

[@thecollective2404]

@@vitocorleone7713 yaar main bhi kabhi aise hi dafnata tha ladko ko .❤ Purana shikhar yaad aagaya mujhe

[@prasadkadam4915]

I want to achieve the chill level of this guy. ❄️

[@ispeak4943]

Don't live others life , live your life . Be what you are & instead of putting yourself in someone else's shoes.

[@aeroboi2862]

*speech 100*

[@stalindcruz]

Dude, these r jokes.

[@amitdhasmana06]

Bro u rock.....👍

[@manishkumar-gz2ud]

This guy is really talented but seems under confident

[@sanketkhairnar3651]

8:08 "kash tere paas koi mode of transport hota nahi?" Genius!

[@NN-gw4wj]

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[@AnkitKumar-cr7cj]

Me to cab driver: "Tu cab pakad ke aa..." Nice..but quite similar to Biswa Kalyan's set on Uber...oops

[@sanketkhairnar3651]

@@AnkitKumar-cr7cj ooh, I haven't seen it

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@manishanegi7974]

He proved that comfort is more important than anything else.

[@harshachawan8378]

Yeah 😂😂

[@harshachawan8378]

Hi

[@harshachawan8378]

Hey there

[@aadityanikam8830]

@@harshachawan8378 Bhav Nahi de rahi Bro Chodd na

[@hydraxoxo2508]

@@harshachawan8378 อุ​

[@akshittaneja4260]

Suddenly , i realise velle log standup comedy krte h. Or zada velle log unhe dekhte h 😂 By the way i belong to 2nd category.

[@gurpreetsingh4106]

Ayr sabse zyada vehle log Dekh Kar ghatiya comment krte hain

[@askvlogs9604]

I am 3rd category , jo comment padte hai

[@arpitamathur9692]

Fuck off if u think that velle people do stand-up comedy. If u wanna say bull shit about his hard work, then why are u tryna do it on utube? There are so many better places to hate on him. You can do that on Reddit using memes. But dont ruin utube for us.

[@arpitamathur9692]

@@water7762 no need to write that in italic. Plus, I was sarcastic.

[@ritusingh-ye7vn]

TU pagla H . 😂😂😂Life me comedy honi chahiye GADHE he is GUD🍫🍫🍫 . VAISE tumne khud Ko bhi Vella bola I respect U 😂😂😂💪💪👍👍

[@kanadmitra2267]

The journey of S Maheshwari from a motivational speaker to a stand-up comedian is unbelievable

[@daideepbhingarde8488]

lol

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@samiksha8397]

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@ayushtoriwal]

He is also a hindi commentator in UFC fight night

[@authentic_101]

are you serious?

[@akshaykadam2222]

2 saal se Ola aur Uber use kar raha hu bas ek baar Xcent aayi thi baaki har baar wagon R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NN-gw4wj]

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[@ShashwatMaheshwari]

Video ki tareef karni ho toh bade bade shabdon mein comment kar sakte ho. Video bura lage toh likh ke burai karne ki koi zarurat nahi hai, mann me karo. Woh wale bade shabd mujhe aate hain, apne aap samajh jaunga. :P Aur naye video bhi jaldi hi daal doonga, vella hoon 4 saal se. Baaki show updates se jyada bakwaas sunni ho toh yahan follow kar sakte ho instagram.com/kaatilkabootar/ , din bhar yahi karta hoon main. Aur koi pareshani ho toh batana. Mai kuchh nahi kar paunga par tumhara mann halka ho jaaye shayad. :)

[@hridayfcb]

Dude Loved you in comicstaan and here too❤ Keep up the good work. Will surely go for your show . When are you coming to delhi?

[@sushruttabakade6088]

Aage jayega bhai, aage jayega!

[@rishabhpandey3845]

Sushrut Tabakade nii puch to lo, Kya pata Banda settle hone ka soch ra ho yhi 🙄

[@pranayshetty7500]

The cells of my body have not yet recovered from this comedic onslaught #fan

[@mnnsi]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soneervadhera1515]

Best part " Mai to sim card lene aya tha " 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@factsdunya225]

Jab se maine ye video dekhi meri bhi wagonr aati hai

[@kushchaudhari4220]

The kind of chill attitude he have, also he proves that comfort is the most important 👍🏾

[@gauthamshetty6452]

One of those rare comedians who's jokes are actually funny and the delivery is on point. You deserved to win comicstaan.

[@Terry-vl8ts]

Nishant Tanwar ko deekhi

[@kayeff4600]

Abishek upmanyu ko dekh

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@tilak231]

Very original jokes and no garbage words)) Keep it up))

[@kevingadhiya9658]

Original joke but style is totally like Abhishek upmanyu

[@sagadeb4253]

@@kevingadhiya9658 true

[@30secondsTHESIS]

not at all...he is totally different then him

[@aadityanikam8830]

@@30secondsTHESIS Chodd Bhai Kuch Mahapurush to bassi Aur upmanyu Ke style ko Bhi ek jaisa batate Hain

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@mayankpawar5398]

I am the only one who is laughing on " aunty line mat marro "

[@piyushpranav7072]

9:04 par kya bola. Wo do shabd kya the clear sunai nahi de rhe.

[@adarshs6200]

Some subtle jokes in the end-credits that might have gone unnoticed. These two are my favourites: 1. Hair, Make-up and Wardrobe: Shashwat Maheshwari 2. Crowd puller: Abhishek Upmanyu

[@kamaljeetkaurchauhan9252]

Mene cab kri hai , tune admi nhi kra😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[@naraharipraharaj3578]

Ek kaam kar..tu cab kar ke aaaja😂😂

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[@ShrutiPrakash2]

So much content in a single video 🔥🔥

[@MrSreelal09]

So true.. Why he didn't do well in Comicstaan will remain a mystery. Or maybe his kismat kharab hain!

[@prateekkumar3233]

True that.

[@gulshanmadhur100]

Fake response

[@ISLAHIQALB]

Shruti Prakash awesome quite fabulous

[@mahenmahen5504]

Vella hai 😁😁😁

[@sanyagupta6518]

You are very good. You don't use bad words. Its healthy comedy and relatable. All the best for your future.!!!

[@ridewithani1803]

2:31

[@bestofbest1053]

gets your ears checked. he did

[@this_rishi]

@@ridewithani1803 🤣🤣

[@ishanmanoj5379]

Behen bawri ho gyi.. Didi ko kaan ki illaz ki jrurat hai aur dimag ki v

[@tanishkarawat8017]

@@ishanmanoj5379 😂😂😂😂😂😂sahi kehra hai bhai

[@madhugn]

Quite refreshing and different. Superb Shashwat!

[@rupalsinha3042]

A whole 10 minutes of quality comedy!

[@vantour504]

Indeed

[@-d-devil-3393]

u seem like u have given up on life... totally relatable

[@vinaytherockstar]

Chal phuddu .... Kuch bhi??

[@zeenat9614]

He looks like my history teacher❤❤ Aman Prakash Sir 😌😌

[@jaychauhan3783]

mumbai bihari wala punch was good with message as well! Great overall

[@TheMrjadeja]

Wo vala joke explain kr skte kya Bhai

[@ishasinha7425]

He is saying ki Bihari people don't feel welcomed in Bombay, so to feel welcomed wo log pao laga lenge toh they will get accepted in the city :)

[@its_prince4real]

@@TheMrjadeja Noob

[@adityamehtax]

"You have an addictive personality" "Aunty line baad me marna" 🤣

[@gaurav32257]

Itna content in so less time pehli Baar dekha.

[@NazifaTasneemchesirecat]

when every single joke is a cry for help. Great show.

[@arif7848]

A genuine video after a long time without use of a single vulgar words. Nice work Shashwat.

[@harnoorkaur9332]

Your personality and jokes are so fluid. Like somebody wakes up, sits with you for coffee in the morning n we laugh at every single topic that comes over. Loved it

[@Healthnwellness373]

U have a great presentation of comedy.. Perfect timing.. Those lines relate for everyone.. Great job.. 🙏😂😂

[@Dubey_ji_gaya_wale]

By the way bihar always comes to comedian mind , 😂😂 I'm also Bihari ❤️❤️

[@anshuljain3747]

Bhai bhihari waala joke explain karo

[@WY94]

@@anshuljain3747 Maharashtrian people used to discriminate them (Some ) not all

[@TheMrjadeja]

@@WY94 can you Elaborate it how

[@nishuthakkar4054]

@@TheMrjadeja arrey bhai unko nai pasand karte.. bolte hai sab bihari log aa jate hai bihar se mumbai ganda karte hai gareeb log aur nafrat se dekhte hai bihaario ko mumbai wale.. yeh matlab hai.. ye esa kuch mumbai wale sochte hai saare nai baaki 😆

[@Vamsibabu2423]

He looks like sirius black from harry potter

[@varunsoni2406]

Yeah

[@rimjhimshrivastava6821]

Accio potterhead😁😁😘😉

[@siddharthsen373]

Ayeee potterhead

[@AnakinIHateSandSkywalker]

Azkaban mein bhi wagon r aati hai. Gaadi ka soul nahi hai na

[@kaririuzumaki2778]

Noooooo but lowkey yes but nooooo

[@jaichandel88]

"mere pas kutta nhi h par aisa nehlaunga use" 🤣

[@niteshtiwari7336]

In my case... I got TATA INDICA every time... 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@rakshithsanil7369]

and that my friend is the damn reality, the dude doing the stand up dosnt go in cab at all, who brings the waganore in Uber

[@amit2404chivate]

teri toh shashwat se bhi buri nikli :D

[@sreajan]

I am happy kyunki mn comedy video dekhke usko poori tarah bhool jaata hun..kuch mahino mn... Fir se dekhta hun... Poori dekhne ke baad pata chlta hai liked hai.. Too much fun😂

[@typicalguitarist]

So good.. Its been such a long time seeing a guy doing standup commedy without using slang words and making so much content of normal things..

[@geepurr]

Loved the "Inspiration: Mitch, Louis and Norm"

[@ashishwaskale3956]

मैंने चुन्नी डाल ली😂🤣😂🤣

[@prathamlalwani9397]

😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@aayeshak4812]

Logo ka bhrosa nhi

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[@funlifefun3922]

The person who can reveal truth of the society in a humorous way is a comedian.And to be a comedian is not a joke it's the hardest thing in life.Hats off🙏

[@Civil_Servant_2024]

perfect combo of comedy without expression

[@sakshik9933]

"Mala bhook lagali, khayla dya"......lmao

[@n81mobile]

It's Raju shrivastav line😂😂

[@eshitasingh2483]

SM cover ❤

[@adwita224]

SM😉

[@samarthhkashyap8012]

Craziest thing about this video is when he said the U.S. visa joke and made the action of signing, you can actually hear the sound of pen on paper.

[@ananyaupadhya1974]

I didn't notice this until I read your comment and it's fucking with my brain

[@satishadkine2970]

+Ananya Upadhya hahaha

[@mohdfaizankhan6563]

🙏🙏🙏🙏 You next level man.

[@meenakshimaurya8233]

Observation 👍

[@aeroboi2862]

Ya. But its not that amazing.

[@caramelmachiat0]

THIS IS CALLED *COMEDY*👍👍👍👍👍👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DORCYSLITTLEHEART]

This is not the first time I watched this video , but every time I watch this video I laught out loud ❤️this man is so hilarious 😆 in his own way

[@nomaanalwi9495]

After a long time, I came across such class of comedy. Loved it.

[@savi877]

Maine cab kari hai, tune aadmi nhi kara 😂😂😂😂

[@ashutoshbarua3753]

Thanks

[@junaidmohd4528]

Hi

[@pratikzade2310]

@dragon mandy it would be' I have booked a cab. You've not booked a man. '

[@AdityaSingh-yf2hs]

One Maheshwari says - Wake up , and make realise this world your presence Another one - Just Chill bro , time hai😂

[@mysteriouspankaj]

Watched it many times. Laughing again and again . Its awsome!

[@VamsiKrishnaReddyLazyTraveller]

Lovely content man. Just one thing i have observed in today's standup scene. "Depression" and talking about depressing stuff is the new comedy!

[@idayg6457]

Watching it again... Too good 😂😂

[@anupamsingh7929]

am i the only person crying after watching this video??? I don't knw if I'm too depressed or i'm just reading too much between the lines.

[@iqrakarim6525]

If you relate to what he's saying then it is depressing because then you can tell that the self deprecating humour is not just an act. I went through a similar phase of feeling absolutely worthless. I could sense the tiredness in his voice, that feeling of being completely and utterly done with your own bullshit.

[@Serenity-jm2pv]

Man. ...

[@arnavnarayan2105]

@@iqrakarim6525 how can I help?

[@ashuda191]

Kismat Kharab hai - Most relatable song of the year. kzbin.info/www/bejne/oJzMiYaeaaqrqLc

[@ramanunnikrishnan7354]

yeah, he is really good and strong, talking at so many levels at once.

[@balajis1690]

One Of The Best Stand Up Comedy Video I Had Ever Watched. Awesome

[@XavieraJewel]

Dude I laughed after almost a week 😂😂 loved you! And your comment too! 😂😂

[@v_srikanth]

bhai agar ye set karte na comicstaan mai, tum pakka jeet chuke hote...

[@haribrahmbhatt8361]

srikanth varanasi true

[@nalinsen9671]

Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.

[@nalinsen9671]

Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.

[@nalinsen9671]

Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.

[@nalinsen9671]

Comicstan was a stupid show, biased and I lost all respect Igbo any I had for Tanmay and Sapan. There’s a reason why these guys had hard time making it large.

[@nandinipetwal3904]

There's Sandeep Maheshwari and here's Shashwat Maheshwari...both legends 🤣🤣

[@gyandeepsahu4222]

One of the best ever comic I watched. You're such a talented guy. One topic lots of beautiful content without any vulgar contents.

[@vidhanmatolia4734]

It's the first time I watched an act from you. I wasn't expecting much. But I haven't watched anything funnier than this in the past month. Job well done.

[@Abhie7147]

Shashwat, your writing is right up there... With the best.. cheers buddy.. all the best.. :)

[@visalakshi7107]

No vulgar words but made all of them laugh..... Awesome.... Keep continuing😊😊

[@knight_23]

u r cute kitty :D

[@gurpratap]

I revisit this video whenever life kicks on my lazy ass.

[@Rawaidli]

You are One of the most hilarious and Funny stand up comedians i have seen so far. It really made me laugh, like REALLY ,not many people do that. Loved your punch lines. You have a long way to go. All the best buddy!!!

[@aaisarrahman543]

A very casual way of interacting with the people.. A simple personality and no abusive words... This is what actual comedy is! ❤️🔥❤️🔥

[@vedjainved]

I think i have watched this at least 10 times. Great work

[@gijoe9634]

the first 3 minutes of this video is all of us during lockdown 😂✌🏾

[@archanasharma6344]

Dude, किस्मत इतनी भी खराब नही है। found your video... It's surely a breath of fresh air!

[@knight_23]

u seem very modern aunty :D

[@pranavichhikniwala7785]

Material Courtesy- Life. Love that.

[@shrutipandey8003]

The way you deliver your words....it's just mind-blowing...😘😘

[@officelraghavbarupal5152]

i love it

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@socialroamer7381]

Well done sir👍👍 good one and original content....liked too much🤘🤘

[@YuvrajHanspal]

8:45 Bhai Mumbai hai, Dilli Nahi...

[@NawazKhanc]

Koi baatnhi bro agar vele the tum, but You're doing the toughest job wo bhi itne perfection se, comedy is not easy, but you're outstanding 👌👌👌👌

[@saxenaakash19]

bhai jaise tu bol raha hai, script likhna chodh apni hi kahani sunade logo ko. Tere bhi 6M views ho jaaenge

[@marvamemon5187]

@@saxenaakash19 Pehli Baat To Ye Ke Wo Kahani Bohat Funny Honi Chahiye....Doosra Kahani Sunane Ka Waisa Andaz Bhi Hona Chahiye.

[@chandanitjiekhorie307]

LOVED IT!!! THANKS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH!!! GOD BLESS YOU

[@Ashleyash27]

i can watch this as many times as possible and still laugh like a drain

[@kajalsingh3318]

I just loved your attitude when you said 'Don't care' in comicstan. Swagger.

[@masumatabassum8692]

His voice..!!😍

[@prasannasrinivasan9610]

fitbit waala😂😂

[@suchetachatterjee6089]

Love your writing. The best bit was about Biharis and pavs. Intelligent comedy!

[@abhishekraja38]

Great energy, looking forward to hear more from you.

[@ankitraj2466]

Usne teen patte bichhaye , maine 500 laga diye😂😂😂

[@sapandream]

Hahahaha exactly 😂😂🤣🤣

[@avinashshetty131]

😂😂😂

[@bucketlist2808]

🤣😂😂😂😂😁😀😀

[@valsalauday4756]

😂😂😂😂

[@nikunjagarwal8995]

Hu byy ml

[@anirudhaguruji7072]

Can't stop laughing continues😁😁😂😂

[@raghavmaheshwari2423]

Again Proud to be Maheshwari

[@AmitSharma-cg7qr]

I knew from Comicstaan, Shashwat Ke achhe din aane wale hai, aphi aur achhe aayenge. TIGHT set bro, loved it.

[@anshitasingh3332]

RgttttvtTwtr5ģttt g😭😬😬😬😬😘😬😬😬😘😑😬😬😘😬😥😬😥😭🚣😬😂😬😘😬😭😬😬😬😥🚣😬😑😬😊😬😬😭😬😑😬😬😬😬😬😂😭😂😬😫😬😬 😬😬 😬😥😥😥 I don't know what to

[@AmitSharma-cg7qr]

@@anshitasingh3332?? Just breathe, it's enoughh😀

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world. 😀

[@blykgod]

Most cleanest comedy on internet like Abhishek upmanyu ... I loved it

[@cibinthomas4007]

Abhishek upmanyu clean he??😂😂😂

[@ranveershersingh]

im big fan of abhishek upmanyu

[@ranveershersingh]

@@cibinthomas4007 ha par wo clean nhi hai.

[@jyotikarki5701]

Couldnt agree more, was laughing the whole time

[@arnavsingh8840]

Also check Kenny Sebastian .

[@dhanashreeunavane7249]

Omg... Just loved it ... Thank you for making my day.

[@sureshchand3414]

Really enjoyed a lot well done shashwat keep doing a great work and make people laugh with your amazing performance..!!

[@dipakmaheshwari]

@Shashwat Maheshwari bhai jabardast. Been following you since amazon series and you are great. Keep it up man.

[@YoutubeKeyboardIssueSucks]

bhai faadu..ek word/topic pe itte jokes..maza aa gya..Wah

[@goodstuff6000]

I have seen this video 100000000000 times 😂❣️ whenever I get high I watch this 😂😂lots of love Bhai ❣️

[@shairab8356]

To chutiya hai na bhai tu..🤣🤣

[@seekhloh1998]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn-rd5eaq9t0eZY, Newest Independent Nation of the world.

[@DilshadDilliwala]

I liked your almost pure content of comedy without filthy words. Excellent job done Shashwat. All the best.

[@choureyprathmesh]

After a long time a heard clean comedy, keep it up Shashwat

[@sunildewna6612]

You r good man. You know how to work with your stuff and how to make audience laugh I just wish that in the end you use "wagon r" once more to match the whole bit....

[@prati99]

Me din me ek baar to ye video jaroor dekhati hu..so much fun..😆😆😆

[@rockstarakshatjain]

I showed this video to my Tea Now its Ice Tea!💙

[@Khushbu]

Came here from Pratyush Chaubey's tweet.... Kabhi lga nahi tha vo Raja Hindustani dekhne wala insaan itni sahi chiz b recommend karega

[@atinjanki2651]

Lmfao 😂😂😂 🙌

[@ShaikSameerBajubair]

Insult level 💯💯

[@himanshutripathi111]

no kidding yaar😂

[@sachinnegi7188]

you literally made me laugh. keep going love you

[@daniyal5757]

Pure comedy 🤣🤣🤣 without abuse, beeps and all those bad things 🤗 Edit: Thanks for 100 likes 😊

[@sillypie1656]

Krte sb hai batata koi nhi

[@akhileshsajwan9248]

2:31 and 2:53

[@shivamverma4336]

wagonr wala joke to copy hai bhai

[@preach6787]

@@shivamverma4336 kisse??

[@sillypie1656]

He said shit and sale in 1st one minute

[@dssingh3999]

Yaar i have watched this video 10 times 😍 really loved it

[@satishadkine2970]

pahli baar me samjh nahi aya kiya

[@KarimaKhan]

Super se bhi oopar funny!

[@sumedhaagrawal164]

Cab wala bit was *hilarious* 😁

[@priyankashelke3672]

Too good yrr 👏nd that cab wala part 🔥😂😂😂

[@abhishekchatterjee6385]

You are a talented original comic . Your energy and vibe is terrific . Wish you all the best!