Ahsoka but it's R-Rated | A VR Story

[@gabzito240p]

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[@wertyupanoptikus9787]

"Vader... no tricks... or i'm gonna call an airstrike on padme's grave." Oh, that silly Palps always makes my day.🤣

[@Crimsongaming343]

I know

[@Crimsongaming343]

😂

[@gracestingray]

He sounds like Obama 🤣

[@Keenan-km3md]

Yes

[@palpatinethesenatehog7086]

;)

[@sab3redg333]

There's something primally terrifying about the idea of Vader's idea of not holding back doesn't include him using a lightsaber and just beating you to death with the force

[@EricGraham94]

I can actually see Vader doing this - he even beat half the Jedi of the Enclave of Kessel with just the Force and his fists (even stealing a cortosis dagger and using that as a weapon)

[@jeremywatters2295]

@@EricGraham94 pretty sure that was sith cultists on exegol Vader killed like that.

[@angamer8169]

"they can't inquisit for shit" funniest quote of the year lol

[@thomasbardoux1692]

"Vader, for like the fifth time, rule of two" Now I wonder who were the four others that Vader thought to convert

[@alcole-holic8779]

Starkiller for one, and uh… technically two.

[@TheL-vc4od]

Luke, that's 3

[@cyberstar251]

was ezra one?

[@kamalthefifth]

@@cyberstar251I think he tried like once in the show and then just gave up

[@delanovanraalte3646]

@@cyberstar251no palps did vader tried to kill him

[@flarris7774]

" Your head flew of, I guess it's in your dna " that had me in stitches! Great work as always man!

[@ARC-1515]

I had a broken aram

[@Jericho4lyfe]

Palps bringing up cal and then saying “The Inquisitors can’t inquisit for shit” was hilarious

[@AllisterVinris]

Palps : "I want Ahsoka's head !" Vader : "We have Ahsoka's head at home Palps !"

[@LadyGreySpacePirate]

Imagine evil Ahsoka! 😂

[@LadyGreySpacePirate]

Next video...I see it! Lol😂

[@averagespark862owo7]

@@LadyGreySpacePiratejust look at r34

[@averagespark862owo7]

@@LadyGreySpacePirateplenty of Sith Ashoka there

[@Infamousfish892]

@@averagespark862owo7true dat

[@BlueSoundWave]

Hail Lord Vader! The Tusken Raider, decapitator! Jedi disobeyer, hater and annihilator, serves a dictator

[@gabzito240p]

...but ultimately empire traitor

[@TyranGamingYT]

F#ck those Woman and children Tuskens lol

[@Azz-pz]

@@gabzito240pyou guys are so creative

[@ICj-MC]

@@gabzito240p and died in fire

[@stellleo]

Still got beat by an amputator

[@LuizGontijo10]

"i am a simp... A Sith In Much Pain... *robotic sigh*" Gabzito, you're a goddamn genius lol

[@punchparty4008]

Oh wait I JUST GOT IT

[@realkamek698]

6:55 Mos Eisly having more than just villainy 👀

[@gabzito240p]

now I was not the one who named the most prominent musical genre on Tatooine "jizz"

[@Twillek1019_]

@@gabzito240punfortunately they rebranded it to Jatz… sad…

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

You definitely hid that “s” intentionally… I have a baaaaad feeling about this.

[@mowermen1762]

@@Twillek1019_THEY DID? NOOOOO I loved including that my OC’s faveriote genre of music is “Jizz”

[@Jefethefish]

The whole tusken murdering scene was brilliant

[@Tk-ed8ry]

This bad boy is filled up with 5 gallons of Mustafar! I died when he said that.

[@juliusnebulus7303]

For a dead person your grammar is quite well

[@korrenthereaper4357]

REEEEEEEEEEKT

[@mjszczepankiewicz8496]

Got to admit, Palpatine character here is a gem, so focused and suprisingly human

[@evanplayz_z7236]

"I am vader. The tusken raider decapitator" 😂

[@gabzito240p]

Nooo desintegrations (only decapitations)

[@RobHowdleMusic29]

The fact the S from SCUM was missing was perfect but overall that was fucking hilarious well done!

[@madnimrod2489]

This entire video was a thing of comedic beauty, but that Tusken massacre scene was awesome. Flipping the saber, lopping heads then punching them, flawless.

[@yells-of-the-not-so-danged]

i love how you capture the horrible father/son dynamic that palps and vader had/have

[@Deejayjax]

Best moments of the video: “Watch your nuts! Should’ve watched your nuts..” 5:18 “This bad boy has been loaded up with 5 gallons of mustafar. Yippie kaye motherf*ckers.” 5:35 👀 6:55 Rex’s “bulletproof” plan 9:03 Good job as always gabzito!

[@E_skywalk3r]

"What about Mental Health. You let my wife die." Bro your the one who broke her heart. Shoulda listened to her tho.

[@shiruba_san]

"Your Inquisitors suck! They can't inquisit for shit!" always gets me 😂😂😂

[@EricGraham94]

The fact Sidious said “your exotic alien apprentice” - JESUS even he wanted to bang jailbait

[@mkaleborn]

If she can wield 2 light sabers, she can certainly handle 1 ... heavy saber

[@Smg_75]

Anakins "saber" Was burned with his 2 "thermal Detonators"

[@NuggetsNBAChamps]

A classic: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iJy3mpV3gdyZhMksi=gx5fbjgF7ehuwwdo

[@juliusnebulus7303]

​@@mkalebornuhm, yes, you do know that she wasn't 18 in Clone Wars, right? That's why the original commenter called her "jailbait".

[@CR7zupersayian]

I mean it is rated r

[@Ren3gaid]

This lightsaber battle scene is better than Disney's choreos tbh

[@Ottie193]

5:49 It's all fun and games until Vader pulls a flamethrower on the 501st

[@LadyGreySpacePirate]

Clearly Vader was conflicted about killing Ahsoka. He wanted to corrupt her! 😂

[@inferno9582]

So do i ngl

[@basileusywolvish7416]

I love how he literally picked up Captain Rex and just throw them away like no I will kill you the other guys you’re gonna die

[@StefanWinchester]

That "as promised" was both badass and 100% something vader would have said

[@enderwalker6528]

Keep up the amazing content man, always breathless with laughter when watching your videos.

[@gabzito240p]

forgot to respond but I really do appreciate it! thank you, I shall try to keep it up

[@I_asked_2]

@@gabzito240pwhat mods do you use?

[@VillainoffshoreOfficial]

‘This bad boy has been loaded with 5 gallons of mustafar’ had me on the floor in tears

[@obsidianwolf1999]

7:55 the star wars song converting to Danse macabre is very well done

[@thefirstgreek]

damn this was funnier then I anticipated, keep up the good work!

[@Glitchedluke]

bro this is PEAK, please do more of these like seriously im begging

[@FlyingNoodlesGood]

"sith in much pain" hits home

[@jumbledflame4726]

I love how he said "This bad boy has loaded up with 5 gallons of Mustafar yipee kay motherf*ck*rs"

[@jarmoliebrand2005]

Didn’t expect to hear ‘Danse Macabre’ in a YT video. I just knew the track because it’s used in an attraction at my home theme park.

[@calcariachimera]

You really inspire me mate, great work, 10/10

[@andrewschmid5917]

This is quickly becoming some of my favorite stuff to watch

[@Hollarite]

Pausing just at the right time at 13:20 made me giggle

[@faheemashaik1120]

When he said "i didnt bring any sausages"i laughed so hard

[@THE-TRANSFORMERS-KID]

“Oh wait i almost forgot” PULLS OUT A FULLY LOADED FLAMETHROWER

[@1mol_wAter]

Honestly I rewatch all those videos like movies not even joking these stories are so much better to watch than those Disney boring crap, this is my official Starwars for me fr please don’t stop making these videos they’re so good😢

[@gabzito240p]

well I very much appreciate that you enjoy them :) I try to make em more and more like lil movies

[@1mol_wAter]

@@gabzito240p I’m looking forward to it!!! Really!!! And also I love your Palps Vader interactions 😭😭😭 love them all!!!!!!

[@Aero137]

Putting obi wan and qui gon in there is actually a really nice easter egg, good job, i got the reference.

[@malabarsarki2022]

7:12 I want you to 360 Noscope Ahsoka!

[@trentstone5845]

“I didn’t bring any sausages” 😂 I feel thatttt.

[@seanritterpusch5273]

Yeah he really didn’t cause he lost his to fire

[@trentstone5845]

@@seanritterpusch5273 oof

[@im_umbrella_man3896]

Honestly Bro you’re amazing. Don’t let anyone or anything discourage you because you are hilarious and entertaining. As well as obviously super talented.

[@JeordieChef]

Ngl this feels like old gabzito and I love it! Thanks man keep up the hilarious films

[@BatsBats38]

MAN I WAS DRINKING WHEN PALPS SAID HE WOULD CALL A AIR STRIKE

[@RavenRains]

Force hug is the cutest shit

[@johnmanonas9088]

I want more of Gabzito interacting himself with the story like in the first two VR stories.

[@callen5318]

The Vader’s Fist line was spectacular! You made my day a bit brighter.

[@jrrizzy5579]

Never thought id say this but that was a pretty clean display of genocide from Vader the tusken raider decapitator

[@gabzito240p]

I hope you enjoy Here's some deleted scenes for "join" members: kzbin.info/www/bejne/oIG3nppor9eajbcsi=QmTMS4bAm1EabilF

[@enigmarz1129]

EPICO!

[@gabzito240p]

@@enigmarz1129 epico momento

[@NightWolf198]

Can you link the mods you use to the videos?

[@mattipikk2241]

​@@Scareye358gameingthis is amazing

[@mattipikk2241]

​@@gabzito240pi love your vids they always make me happy

[@Treegus]

These are my fav ever thank you sm for making these

[@gabzito240p]

thank you for watching em :)

[@JimmyJonko]

2:23 had me dying

[@BassTooHardTM]

The this was awkward and the stormtrooper falling while screaming was the best part

[@AlastorKing-e7d]

Is it bad that I can see Vader doing this and haveing fun in his free time like this

[@marksworld10]

8:54 um I didn’t bring any sausages

[@baileykids7206]

Finally I've been waiting for a few weeks thank you

[@bronykingamethystrain5676]

Not only did Palps let Padme die, he's the reason she's dead in the first place.

[@Yourpotatos]

oh that video was great ive been waiting for one to come out cause i love your star wars vids thank you so much that made me laugh

[@creator_w7379]

Darth Vader after hearing Rex's final words: "Jesus that was sad, even for me... IS THE OLD ANIKIN IN ME COMIN OUT?!"

[@kaisersamuel9921]

Imagine you're a Jedi on the run, you face Vader and he suddenly pulls out the flamer.. The heavy.. Flamer..

[@JustFilmAlready]

“There are too many of them what am I going to do?” That was cold asf 😂😂

[@paulnicholson5997]

Holy shit! This is the best f#*king shit I've seen on the internet in months! My broken StarWars soul can smile again. Thanks for that!😅

[@gabzito240p]

thank you ;)

[@Capn_Rexy]

11:21 Rex..is..happy..to..be..with.. his..friend..Ahsoka..

[@Noahdoesdrums]

He wants his vacation but plaps is afraid that if he goes and does it darth maul will be taking over everything 😂😂😂

[@TheLoneDog]

That ultimate roast on Kenobi 🤣🤣🔥

[@DadAndIsaacGaming]

The Harry Potter refference tho😂

[@CRLTV721]

6:54 I love how Admiral Ackbar's head blocks the S for Scum. 🤣🤣🤣

[@EnterSamMan]

Best vr story that’s a stand alone❤

[@gabzito240p]

I think I agree

[@dybo3793]

6:56 NOO I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT STFU

[@bourque801]

I hope you show Vader recruiting Ahsoka showing the last jedi movie and how awful Rey is....I think if Ahsoka was shown that movie in this reality, she would willingly join Vader....

[@Epic1122]

"iam Vader,the tusken raider decapitator!"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@alantheschmallan1933]

10:26 The pimphand is strong in you Lord Vader

[@jedi_master100]

Darth vader: "watch your nuts!" * kicks clone trooper in the nuts * clone trooper: aaaahhh!! * goes flying off the ship * 😂😂

[@Batsyboodlebum123]

6:48 DAMMIT ACKBAR! YOU DID IT AGAIN! JUSTICEEEE FOR MOS EISLEYYYY!!!! I MEAN GOTHAM!!!!!!!

[@minidiablo2518]

thank you for another frequent upload i love what you do keep going

[@Acgrh-h4p]

Am I the only one who saw Rex die on the train when Vader took out the flamethrower

[@elliotcaviness]

I could've sworn I saw him be the first to die

[@grandmasteryoda5744]

6:55 Perfectly placed, that Mon Calamari is.

[@SnowyLancerYT]

Noo I liked Rex. Meanwhile Vader over here: "Motherf**ker even has me over here. If you could see through my helmet you'd know it's practically Kamino-" He always makes the situation better with his standup comedy XD

[@RealLegoBobaFett]

"I find your lack of women...disturbing" absolute genius line

[@awoken9262]

2:33 This scene had me dead! 😂

[@TheWorldOfLogan]

"i didnt bring any sausages got me in hospital dyeing

[@ibnmadiyar03]

"I'm Vader, Tusken Raider Decapitator"

[@Therandomnoob-e8n]

“See you later, No my light saber!”

[@Wren_09]

1:15 This had me dying 😂😂😂

[@Wren_09]

"Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father’s exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little br34sts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we’d even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi “training” of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you’d get a glimpse of her orange pu55y mid fight as she’d do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a d1ldo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant p0rn0 Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend."

[@azarinevil]

I came here from the "It's in your DNA" short.. I was not prepared for all the S tier Star Wars jokes.

[@AcoylteKraven82]

8:15- My top 2 favorite trooper armor for the Empire is 2) Snowtroopers and 1) is Scout troopers!!! I guess that would also tell you my favorite movies are also lol

[@beckywilson1550]

Palps have more personal than he has in the sequel series

[@BoxyFox12]

5:48 I love TFC- Tattooine Fried Clones!

[@mitchwordley7957]

11:52 got me rolling 😂😂😂😂

[@pirate_sheep2021]

Why did rex turn into dobby

[@Blix00]

6:55 we don't talk about this...

[@AcoylteKraven82]

3:33- Not to mention you finished the whole thing in one bite!?! The deep throat skills are strong in this one! Lmao

[@semtex234]

"They can't inquisit for sh**" 😂

[@tariffictypist7372]

Ahsoka - i cant feel my middychloreans 😂😂😂

[@Bmanlegoboy]

8:13 The moment his arm snapped off and the timing of the music killed me XD

[@MargotDobbie]

You can tell the quality of the video just by the amount of variation in people's favorite quote. Well done man you're really funny

[@CR7zupersayian]

“I want you to 360 noscope ahsoka” was so funny😂

[@NathanLagunas]

3:59 you’re not here to team up are you😂😂😂

[@tacosguy_arecool]

"Well I am a simp, sith in much pain"