Gaius's Speech but it's OwO 【☆】

Someone ran Gaius's speech through an OwO translator and I had to.
OG thread: / gauiss_speech_but_its_...

[@agitodragoon3736]

*Spweak pwanly, Awscian.*

[@tigersandflowers]

*SUCH DEVESTWATION, THIS WAS NOT MY INTWNETION o_O*

[@DevoutSkeptic]

pwainwy*

[@blze0018]

This is why the Ascians want to destroy us.

[@beegchung2490]

*Lahabrea was right to go for an early rejoining*

[@Shadowzdota]

lawabwea

[@DevoutSkeptic]

@@Shadowzdota Wahabwea*

[@Aelvenfriar]

Weebhabwea

[@UncleButterworth]

"[...] to believe in Eorzea is to believe in Nyathing." shook me to my core.

[@Adeon55]

beweeve*

[@yoshtsune5434]

got me laughing for couple minutes

[@lilianne959]

To beweve in ewozea is to beweve in nyathing uwu

[@Gamemaster-64]

So Gaius is a stack of child Lalafells.

[@MusashiDamacy]

CAN HIS STWENGTH TWULY BE SO GWEAT!?!

[@JonathanJoestarJuicefest]

Weawy twavawa, no fwight weft to fwit, no wife weft to wive...

[@twitchykun]

THE WOAD THAT WE WALK.....

[@bb-anon6746]

Wemember... Wemember us.... Wemember nyat we once wived...

[@yukinkosnowflake]

SUCH DEVASTATION...

[@vardastarkindler]

Swuch Dwevastation, dis' was not mwyu intentyon, uwu.

[@christianhumes3733]

I will never take Praetorium seriously after this

[@pradapasta]

u took it seriously lol?

[@1LuvMLPFiM]

@@pradapasta Oof

[@Ribbotsaur]

pwaetowium*

[@TheMadZocker]

@@pradapasta When I heard him first back then, he had some really strong points.

[@iggytheincubus]

I couldn't take Gaius seriously to begin with once I noticed his horns have jingle bells attached to them

[@Bitches4Day]

The only thing I truely wish is that this fully matched up time wise with the speech itself

[@theargawalathing]

I...honestly couldn't keep track of what is actually being said, it's just so nonsensical and yet poetic?

[@3v3ryus3rnam3istak3n]

Funny because the same happened to me the first time. However... as you keep playing the game you get to experience this speech so many times that it starts to make sense lmao. It does make sense tbh, just intentionally convoluted writing.

[@magetolight]

Mod to replace Gaius' voice in Prae with this when?

[@roflstompin]

THE GREAT WOO-WEE SWAH!

[@joshuafairman8838]

I joined this game right before the last moogle tomestone event and have the normal speech ingrained in my brain. This version is a nice change of pace.

[@margotrosendorn6371]

I would pay real money for a mod that dubs this over the in game audio and adds anime eyes

[@sirmilquetoast8443]

How very gwib

[@ninjadoug3577]

Well, the devastation was... uh actually intentional.

[@ianhall7513]

As quick as this fight is... maybe this voice would be more accurate.

[@willg1439]

I pull this up every time I run Prae. Thank you for this gift.

[@rasiakiseragi9418]

If gaius was a miqo'te

[@Rajyrr]

Guess we're refurbishing the Ultima Weapon with some shiny new violet plating.

[@kinomora-gaming]

they don't call it UWU for nothing

[@koisj8310]

Uwutima weapon

[@yully6079]

someone sent me this while i was doing a duty and I love this.

[@Afoxi]

What have i created.

[@NumLokke]

_Wahabwea.._

[@Sethzenjion]

This just kind of sounds like feminine Gaius with a new Yorker accent. Eyyy I'm walkin here

[@chaolinpescain]

god dammit I cannot unhear it now

[@greyalice]

2:55 lmfao

[@weedmantrudeau5783]

Now he's just Pontius Pilate from Life of Brian

[@alexturner8127]

Thanks to this video, I can' take Gaius seriously... Thank you!

[@cronotriggered4314]

Someone just linked this to me while we were sitting in the cutscene

[@ThatGuyOverThere456]

The Sundering wasn't enough.

[@Cryoutious]

I play this everytime I do MSQ rolo and get Prae. I share it a lot. I love it so much.

[@CryogenicEchelon]

Its like a baby bugs bunny. Perfect.

[@yxyburke]

I forgot it was almost 3 straight minutes

[@diego_chang9580]

Bwehwold! THWE ULTWIMWA TWEDDWY BWEAR UwU!!! -Gwaius vwan Bwaelsar.

[@SubduedRadical]

"Even men of wearning..." I lost it. XD I also agree with whoever said that it sounds more and more like New Yorkers as you go on. Or a New York Lalafell? Maybe a WoW Goblin?

[@TacticalNarcissist]

Hes fuwuckin walkin hewe

[@THEREALBLU13]

this is unbelievably cursed, thank you for sharing

[@alxrbrs]

found this due to unrelated search within ff14 and honestly? im glad I found this lol

[@Manudyne]

My eyes have been opened. I see the blinding truth now.

[@sillylily5828]

joey wheeler as gaius

[@samsonthemanson]

Gaius as a brooklyn lalafel

[@QuestText]

SWUCH DWEVERSTATION' 'DIS WUZ NOT MOI INTWENTIOUN!

[@toujounozomi3126]

Ah yes, The Weapon's Refrain

[@lilylilaha]

Greatest game of all time because it gave this the possibility to exist

[@Kaarlo]

Yesterday night I linked this video in chat while we were listening Gaius' speech.. and a minute later I dc:d.

[@neskah_]

he spittin straight fax

[@exturiel5343]

I'm huntin wabbits!

[@nevercrywolf4188]

The Hmpff how vewy gwim is my fave part.

[@leoryzap]

This is incredible

[@_CinnamonKitty]

ENNYAVATION AN DEFF

[@robytrice22]

Charlotte is that you

[@Lucaccino17]

Holy crap, it is Charlotte

[@huntingsweets6119]

This is a lot more funny to listen this in Bel’s voice now

[@GoProHunter1]

Bahamut was right

[@powerlucario]

I don't know whether to upvote or down vote this

[@Teletha]

Sounds like a potatt

[@LexxamanYT]

even the gweit wuwisuwa 🙄🙄

[@kalinkapavlova9398]

Oh this is cursed. OwO

[@user-ko5ul7yi1x]

*HOW VEWWY GWIB.*

[@Deckronomicon]

UwUltima WeapOWOn

[@Nienna_Asyare]

this is bwiwiant

[@annabellemacdonald]

I should play this during MSQ daily lol

[@Owl90]

Thank you for this!

[@user-ko5ul7yi1x]

*MaEk Ee-Ow-zEe-yA gWeAt AgEn*

[@Nikexel]

so... menacing..

[@ladyrenegade1113]

UwU

[@pokugrf4000]

Such Wevastion, this was nyot my intwention

[@JzoneMedia]

Adorable

[@dudelookslikeagirl]

I watched the entire thing 😂

[@LunGreenStar]

we need a part 2

[@leonie7754]

I did not know this existed, but I was doing this on discord during prae runs a few months back because it was funny (but imagine a British accent, so it was coming off more like a Monty Python sketch from the Life of Brian ;) I even alternated between uwu, lisp and just mispronouncing 'r's lol) - I'm glad I wasn't the only one who did this!

[@dbzfanexwarbrady]

watching while in this cut scene

[@grumpyold-man8302]

You funny funny person.

[@nevercrywolf4188]

when she says eorzea anyone else think of a new jersey accent.

[@SateLight]

Nyo! Nyo nyo NYO! Kyaaaa!

[@aurumvale9908]

cursed

[@Ponch_ITK]

Very

[@FinalShieldnobi]

If Gaius was a Lalafell

[@elgatochurro]

Imagine if he actually had this speech impediment...

[@aa-tx7th]

bless you

[@joshwells3608]

Is it wrong that I want you to do this emet selch now?

[@Killbot20]

Swuch Devastatiwon UwU Dis was not my ententiown OwO

[@SuzySuziko]

I agwee! Why do they kwing to these false deities? Is that bcuz their bwains are watted fwom eating that stinky Lahabread?

[@ultra2806]

Nyon

[@TjDrums84]

Wuwesoix

[@bamcki991]

Guwus

[@apoptosis3052]

Wooiswuwu

[@AusFirewing]

WHY ARE THE AUTO-SUBTITLES SPANISH!?

[@Crasuk]

I need this as mod for the game?

[@rafagd]

So this is the cutscene before UwU?

[@eightex9437]

oho

[@earleebyrd]

alexa how to delete other people's videos

[@avatarmary]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gateauxq4604]

For the lulz ofc 😂😂😂

[@NobotsX5]

They should realy change the Mainstory Dungeons for every event in reallife. This could be the 1 April foolXD Or a Santa verion. So much would run the Mainstory more often XDDDD

[@elgatochurro]

Easter version, everyone in chicken outfits

[@UgatoSA]

Thanks. I hate it.

[@Xantholne]

turn in english autotranslate

[@iggytheincubus]

We deserve an 8th Calamity.