So the ship's callsign is T.E.A, but not H.M.S? The *Queen* would like to have a word with you, Spiff.
@melfice9995 жыл бұрын
The Queen would like to know your location, Spiff
@theforeigner58215 жыл бұрын
Personally H.M.T seems best
@phantomfire50135 жыл бұрын
The queen already knows your location
@donttryathome21155 жыл бұрын
Her majesty is displeased...Release the corgis!
@bonelessmangoes73795 жыл бұрын
The H M S TEA
@SirDistic Жыл бұрын
Her majesty hasn't passed away. She's simply drank 42 cups of Yorkshire tea and travelled into the future to one day return. That is now cannon.
@neialisboafinch Жыл бұрын
*canon
@neialisboafinch Жыл бұрын
And this is true
@matthewrawlings1284Ай бұрын
That sounds like 2 old byzantine legends...and the Arthurian legend...and; if memory serves; several other myths and legends from various places around the world...
@OriginalWarwood5 жыл бұрын
You mean... Terrestrial Earth-based Airlesscraft
@andor8885 жыл бұрын
*Aerospacecraft
@Volvith5 жыл бұрын
TEA, EXQUISITE TEA, ABSURDLY EXQUISITE TEA.
@NuclearBuddah935 жыл бұрын
Terrestrial Exploration Armada
@vojtator5 жыл бұрын
@@andor888 *Astrocraft
@somesilesianguy99755 жыл бұрын
The extraordinary avocado
@firockfinion33265 жыл бұрын
So basically the back story of this space civilization is: "THE QUEEN HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT."
@solkoselig36864 жыл бұрын
This comment is illegally underrated
@MiniCerberus9914 жыл бұрын
SCP Foundation: I thought we had an entire country to contain her with? How do you fuck up that bad?
@cjhott72373 жыл бұрын
@@MiniCerberus991 The British have a natural desire to conquer and colonize whatever they can.
@BahamutEx2 жыл бұрын
Will this end in an XK-class end of the world scenario?
@matthewrussell4679 Жыл бұрын
This didn’t age well
@JeromeK5 жыл бұрын
I discovered this channel a week ago and binge-watched half of the videos. I've drank 40 tea cups per day and I feel the strange urge to colonize everything down from the equator
@huntertaylor3674 жыл бұрын
Now you truly are initiated. Have a belated welcome to the communiTEA!
@dbayles36774 жыл бұрын
I’m glad I’m not the only one that’s done this. Sadly I’m still addicted to coffee
@Stataze4 жыл бұрын
I thought this was my comment
@GaSevilha3 жыл бұрын
as someone who lives on the south hemisphere, pls dont?
@LordInter3 жыл бұрын
colonize is definitely a typo for colonise, and I dunno why you'd stay south of the equator.....
@thediamonddust4 жыл бұрын
"Space, the final frontier. Well, excluding Scotland." Literally five seconds in and I'm already laughing.
@johnwallace22603 жыл бұрын
So the ship's callsign is T.E.A, but not H.M.S? The Queen would like to have a word with you, Spiff.
@JC122233 жыл бұрын
Scotland, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the HMS Britannia.
@void-creature5 жыл бұрын
Editor rises up: Wait, somoes revolting because they've been treated poorly for a long time ?! Oh God, its happening again. Qiuck! send the Navy!!!
@geoffrogers75905 жыл бұрын
Nothing to do with the editor being Northern Irish at all. International incident in the horizon captain, full speed ahead! XD
@cameron50915 жыл бұрын
Brad1 also has risen up, I think there's a editor rebellion
@crackedemerald49305 жыл бұрын
@@geoffrogers7590 irish eh? Seems about right
@bassforhire5555 жыл бұрын
Not the Navy!
@rexstewart47405 жыл бұрын
The space colony France has joined the conversation
@BloodyProphecy2 жыл бұрын
Spif NEEDS a dedicated group of modders to put Tea into EVERY game he plays.
@Ptr-ck7if2 жыл бұрын
id learn to mod for every game he plays just to make this
@idontknoq48132 жыл бұрын
@@Ptr-ck7if me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
I wish I knew how to program and consequently, graphic design. Make Tea(like a potion in some) items in RPGs that give insane stat boosts or bonuses, make them stackable, and then watch as he annihilates everything. In games like Civ or Galactic Civ, I'd make it one of the most valuable resources by making Tea Leaf Plantations that harvest Tea Leaves, which sell for cheap. However, I'd include Tea Houses that convert said Tea Leaves into Yorkshire Gold Tea, which then sells for INSANE amounts of whatever counts as money in that game.
@owensilberg29665 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard spat out my water when I heard "Space, the final frontier- other than scotland"
@MrRalanov5 жыл бұрын
I hope mean tea, for your sake.
@thekidfromcanada5 жыл бұрын
I believe you meant tea.
@owensilberg29665 жыл бұрын
@@MrRalanov I am ashamed to admit that indeed, in that moment, I was a water drinking heretic, however, in my defense I have eternally sworn off coffee
@niallreid76645 жыл бұрын
Be honest chaps, would you rather he spat tea? I think it deserves better.
@Rawsawn4 жыл бұрын
He ment he spat so hard the water turned tea, it makes perfect sense
@gigaflynn_5 жыл бұрын
"space, the final frontier, well, excluding Scotland" *Groundskeeper Willie voice * "YOU JUST MADE AN ENEMY FOR LIFE!"
@paulelderson9345 жыл бұрын
Darn Scots, they ruined Scotland!
@AsgeirAakre5 жыл бұрын
Yo spiff: Task manager -> Details -> Right click app -> Priority: Low Better for your sanity (and your computer) than hellish game settings and/or cpu abusing software.
@robertszynal47455 жыл бұрын
Also, google "cpu affinity windows 10" and follow one of the many guides to force the game to run on a single core
@Azeazezar5 жыл бұрын
Not just that. Make sure you are also encoding video on that same core. Give that a higher priority.
@----.__5 жыл бұрын
@@Azeazezar run prime95 for best results.
@L0LyourFACE5 жыл бұрын
Thank you (and to all the people in the replies) I absolutely could not get this to fire without using all of these tips. Exploitation saved ;D
@lucasknapp56764 жыл бұрын
@@L0LyourFACE The problems of having a PC thats too powerful....
@tylerslittlecafe12885 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things to watch is someone that is obviously having a lot of fun playing the game and making the video and not just making the video to make a video, and the first 10ish minutes do a very good job at making it clear he is enjoying making the video and it's very refreshing to watch.
@okinawadreaming5 жыл бұрын
Missed opportunity to have the ship prefix "Her Majesty's Ship"
@jestemwlodzimierz5 жыл бұрын
He also missed the opportunity to call that planet "Newestcastle"
@bonelessmangoes73795 жыл бұрын
Bartosz Or Newestyork
@dammynation15495 жыл бұрын
Compromise: Her Teajesty's Ship
@Patrickwardt5 жыл бұрын
@@dammynation1549 No no no no. "Her Majes-tea's ship"
@PsychoticEwok4 жыл бұрын
Uh I always assumed HMS was Her Majesty's Service for some reason had to google it when I seen your comment sounds stupid now I know the S is for ship 😂 That's at least 1 piece of new knowledge today 🙂
@mental3085 жыл бұрын
The stock market is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.... anyone?
@cherrydragon31205 жыл бұрын
Yes please lol
@cherrydragon31205 жыл бұрын
Just invest in google and ur set XD
@METALFREAK035 жыл бұрын
@@cherrydragon3120 I wouldn't. Any tech stock for that matter, they go down and up like crazy balls. Safest is GOLD. Second safest is SILVER. Third safest is COPPER or any mineral except OIL. Sorry I am an investor :)
@4c3fr3h1y4 жыл бұрын
Lol well those exploits could put you in jail
@Robit-zs7bb4 жыл бұрын
@@4c3fr3h1y better hurry before Congress releases a patch
@JustinY.5 жыл бұрын
Who needs strategies to conquer the Galaxy when you can use *R E S O L V E?*
@GravityGuava5 жыл бұрын
hello justin
@t2factor185 жыл бұрын
sup justin
@madafaka26665 жыл бұрын
AKA Determination Requiem
@organco44135 жыл бұрын
God has arrived
@JustinY.5 жыл бұрын
@@thespiffingbrit Lmao
@jannevellamo2 жыл бұрын
I just won the game by maxing my influence and making friends last week. I only had to fight the pirates and in the end, one civilization that finally got angry about culture flipping all their planets. By that time, my civilization was infinitely more advanced, so they never stood a chance. Finally, they handed over their Empire.
@JustinY.5 жыл бұрын
The day the Spiffing Brit makes a video about his tea and how perfectly balanced it is, that will be the day Half Life 3 comes out.
@romanminaster51805 жыл бұрын
🌙
@Apotheosis-5 жыл бұрын
Two Justin y commets? NANI
@jeremyoleary57884 жыл бұрын
Justin is back
@sealoverlord51203 жыл бұрын
this did not age well,wheres our perfectly balanced tea video?
@xx_admiralhipper420_xx93 жыл бұрын
And another Justin Y.
@AndrewJohnson-oy8oj Жыл бұрын
"Influence only" has been my go-to strategy since Gal Civ I. It's always been broken. Like "stealth archer" in Skyrim , it takes 50x as long to finish, but I've played all three versions on the highest difficulty without ever building a single armed ship.
@Maniacman2030 Жыл бұрын
It's amazing what you can do if you just bide your time, building your charisma and influence as well as your resources. Part of the payoff is not having to worry about army upkeep.
@dentorre5 жыл бұрын
Next time play the stock market. It could help a lot of us out.
@rayabuns5 жыл бұрын
*stonk market
@MrMoron2315 жыл бұрын
“This could be very risky but with some insider “tips” it could be a lot easier”
@Dan-lx1yv5 жыл бұрын
I hope
@FilmsNerf25 жыл бұрын
THE STOCK MARKET IS PERFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS - Excluding Infinite Money Glitch *The government would like to know your location*
@LuizAlexPhoenix5 жыл бұрын
First you are born rich, then you win
@lamarepository2485 жыл бұрын
TEA should stand for: Tea Exporting Astrocraft or you could just go with HMS like queen intended
@rawwset5 жыл бұрын
In this corner we have Trevor with his trainer ASPEC. In the other corner we have Admiral Hammy Ham 14th with his trainer The Spiffing Brit. READY..... FIGHT!!!
Spiff missed the chance to name Australis, "Australia"? How could he!
@brendanlynch84024 жыл бұрын
Plus the planet said it was hostile to the colonists. Just like australia.
@ASB1172 жыл бұрын
@@brendanlynch8402 He could have turned it into a penal colony!
@chasewood16622 жыл бұрын
Just found out the reason elizabeth became immortal, a welsh prince is first in line to become king when she dies
@npiper5 жыл бұрын
Clearly T.E.A. stands for Temporal Empire's Astrocraft P.S. Leave it to a Scotsman to hold things up.
@mattchamp15415 жыл бұрын
You daying we hold things up or somethin pal?
@npiper5 жыл бұрын
@@mattchamp1541 Honestly? I have no idea, I just had to say something to acknowledge the Scottish accent so thick I couldn't decide if it was a comedy imitation or not. Like you could pound a nail into that accent and hang a picture on it, it was so thick.
@discordlexia24295 жыл бұрын
@@npiper That is a thicc as boi right there.
@thedarkness1254 жыл бұрын
@@mattchamp1541 no, they are saying.
@fatbap4 жыл бұрын
@@npiper Thats not a Scottish accent. Its from the North of Ireland.
@minininja27923 жыл бұрын
R.I.P Phillip, you will always be in our heart. And also this game ❤❤❤
@polskipolak11295 жыл бұрын
Uncolonized Land : *Exists* Spiffing : *No*
@NutchapolSal5 жыл бұрын
*It's free real estate*
@Zhippy4 жыл бұрын
This has got to be the the most outrageous and simultaneously glorious empire building I have ever been sufficiently blessed to witness.
@strangerakari28365 жыл бұрын
Not "Her Majesty's Ship"? Spiff, did you mistaken some alcohol for your tea?
@donttryathome21155 жыл бұрын
I think he saved his naval rum in the kettle.
@emeraldkoala2543 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Yorkshire Tea doesn't sponsor you because you make me want to buy it more than any paid advertisement ever has.
@Len923_5 жыл бұрын
If the Empire Brittanicus isn't on the workshop yet, it should be , Spiffing!
@sergeymelkumov9232 Жыл бұрын
Now that Spiff got his tea-powered new PC from Linus, he should revisit this game. Memory will not be an issue anymore.
@sarge21155 жыл бұрын
I am proud to say, I finally had a cup of tea with one of your videos... Although my heritage says to dump it in the ocean, but oh is it so delicious
@andrew94155 жыл бұрын
I bought a box of Yorkshire Gold and I almost threw the whole thing into Boston Harbor. I didn't though and it was delicious. Now if I could only avoid those pesky taxes. I suppose revolution is the only reasonable answer.
@BenDover-ql8ee5 жыл бұрын
You can drink tea as long as you don't enjoy it. But if you do we'll have to execute you for treason I think
@aunitofcancer81335 жыл бұрын
Drink coffee like a real American. Fucking turncoat.
@01ZombieMoses105 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it's part of the final plan of the Second British Empire, but in the meantime I'm enjoying the easiest, cheapest zero calorie caffeine beverage that exists
@Tridd6665 жыл бұрын
Is Yorkshire actually good for real or is this a meme. I drink German tea usually
@sclarke69692 жыл бұрын
the editor flexing the linguistics of the only nation actually proud to be British seems very fitting
@somerussianhacker83215 жыл бұрын
I cannot believe you didn't rename 'Australis' to 'Australia'.
@thaias96545 жыл бұрын
Tbh, that was what I expected as well.
@adamcetinkent5 жыл бұрын
It was even dangerous to the local population!
@ThieflyChap5 жыл бұрын
I'd have named it Penal Colony Alpha.
@Elyseon5 жыл бұрын
One Australia is too much already.
@KayronTheFifth5 жыл бұрын
This backstory you've created needs to be made into a movie! Either that or a book series.
@carter41505 жыл бұрын
This is quite possibly my favourite video spiff !
@tristanhuff72305 жыл бұрын
"Why wouldn't you be happy if you were living in the greatest empire of all time?" America: Boston tea party... IN SPACE!
@dessertstorm74765 жыл бұрын
Know then that it is the year 10191, the known universe is ruled by the God Queen Elizabeth the second. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is Yorkshire Tea. The Tea extends life. The Tea expands consciousness. The Tea is vital to space travel.
@TwistedTeaRex5 жыл бұрын
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the Gold of Yorkshire that my thoughts acquire speed, my brain acquires exploits, the games become broken. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion.
@rednaxela53 жыл бұрын
watching this after getting it for free on epicgames :)
@haziqsyakir-eo6gv3 жыл бұрын
Same bro
@Hamburger-Gaming863 жыл бұрын
same haha
@RowanVeeTee5 жыл бұрын
"Space, the final frontier. Well, except for Scotland." Please, Scotland is nothing but space. Windy, wet, wild space.
@siriusblack33645 жыл бұрын
Hello everyone. That trick works every time and not only during turn shift. Some people reported having problems so here is a small and simple guide. You can add up to 2000% research, 680% raw production 2000% bonus production, etc. after that, it's kinda capped. First download cheat engine. Set speed hack for 0.01 speed and hit apply. Now open some sort of autoclicker( I recommend fastclicker) and run it as administrator. Now switch back to the game, select a starbase and hit the key that spams your mouse clicks just like the Spiffing Brit did it in the video. That's all. It can be done on fast pc, on turn 1, no need for cpu trashing. You are welcome.
@Senorpoontang5 жыл бұрын
We French at Versailleham Prime wish our friends of glorious Buckingham Prime Liberthé, Egalithé & Fraternithé
@Cygnus0lor4 жыл бұрын
Liberté, egalité & fraternité*
@thestigsdutchcousin4 жыл бұрын
@@Cygnus0lor even the French can't talk in their own language.
@matthewrussell4679 Жыл бұрын
The queen didn’t die, she’s looking for the space squirrel
@IndrasilDesignStudio5 жыл бұрын
Spiff, why do you do this to me? I've already had my fix of Yorkshire tea today.
@cirosa67545 жыл бұрын
no you haven't
@boreragnarok45225 жыл бұрын
Kaiser Indrasil the correct daily intake of tea is infinite
@Quadratical5 жыл бұрын
evidently you didn't find the most crazy OP fleet setup in this game... If you get some certain thing that reduces the space taken up by ships by 1 ( I forget what, haven't played Gal Civ in quite some time ), you can have 0-capacity tiny ships. Then, you create several designs of these with as many buff modules as you can for shields, armor, all attack types, and speed. Then, create a fleet of actual larger combat ships up to your max capacity, then fill that fleet with tons of tiny buff ships. Enjoy your invincible death fleet with 1000s of attack & defense that can move 100 spaces per turn. Seriously, this works, it's bloody insane and awesome
@Fish-ub3wn4 жыл бұрын
This post should be considered by Spiff imho.
@switchblade62265 жыл бұрын
Dear lord Spiff. Please play Aurora 4x (you can make the most british space empire there) Thank you. A random tea drinking citizen.
@CrisTc864 жыл бұрын
You can spam the ring build to a max of 256 rings. Was taking over planets from civilizations I never even met. Thanks for the heads up on the exploit.
@user-ck7sf2xc6c5 жыл бұрын
"She's basically immortal" *Elizabeth II dies the next day*
@janeangelini87225 жыл бұрын
How dare you TREASON
@QueenMooSuko5 жыл бұрын
God this game.. lmao I was wondering when you'd do this one. I was one of the early access alpha/beta contributors, and my god.. The sheer number of reworks that have hit this game since release, had me wondering if it ever really left its beta stage at times. I've often wondered whats happened to it since putting it down for good two years ago despite getting all the DLCs for 'free". To this day, I have never seen the planet I got to name appear in game =[ and if I ever do, It'll be a dead system without any resources most likely lmao
@mkspind3l3 жыл бұрын
I was too and boy was this a game a waste of my money :(
@lodesmets98155 жыл бұрын
I wonder how many people know this video is held ransom by the editor?
@thaias96545 жыл бұрын
Probably lots, it's just one of those things people don't mention as much as you expect them to mention.
@Stargazingbearlive4 жыл бұрын
"For colors we have: Red, White, and Blue" *A FORMER COLONY INTENSIFIES*
@dallebull5 жыл бұрын
i'd buy a knighthood just to force the Cops to call me "Sir".
@electrohalo87985 жыл бұрын
When the British realise there’s tea in space BRITISH EMPIRE 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
@daviddunn49225 жыл бұрын
Been playing these games for years. I've got the kettle on ready for my second cup. It's just Yorkshire tho , I'm poor please send me some gold I need to taste this pure English gold. .. love Yor work keep it up. (Yes that's deliberate )
@ogc40484 жыл бұрын
"We Love being nice to each other" *Luaghs in Drill while in pekham and kennington*
@The_Zilli2 жыл бұрын
I came for a review of the game, I stayed for the LOLs.
@lucasferrini70633 жыл бұрын
26:21 So... This is how Established Titles was born I can definetly see Spiff owning the page and buying an ever increasing amount of land in Scotland just to plant more Yorkshire Tea
@Kingohel4 жыл бұрын
"an invisible dot inside an invisible dot" -The Total perspective vortex
@AltessiaSilentarrow5 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh! Spiff! Your editor HAS a voice! Exploit him. Take him into multiplayer games and make him serve you even MORE than he already does! It's the right way to use that talent!
@anthonyromanelli13925 жыл бұрын
Hammy Ham XIV and the Queen; name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait
@owencole6435 жыл бұрын
Anthony Romanelli Reanu Keeves and Seymour Clevarge
@DelinquentChibi5 жыл бұрын
The Queen, and her favorite Corgi.
@hanster.gun.34385 жыл бұрын
The spiffing Brit and Colonization
@stainlesssalih85055 жыл бұрын
Philip and a car
@KuueenKumi2 жыл бұрын
This makes me want a Mass Effect RTS game.
@donttryathome21155 жыл бұрын
Hey Spiff is there any chance you could look at the mount and blade games. I bet you could find some silly things to do with that lovely series. Ps. I have my tea at hand as always.
@emil38015 жыл бұрын
He'd break M&B: Fire and Sword by abusing the economical value of gunpowder, easily I dunno about the others
@donttryathome21155 жыл бұрын
@@emil3801 or just firearms in general. Volly fire is op
@Holsp5 жыл бұрын
@@donttryathome2115 well you could just raid stuff :D It´s not that hard anyway. And MaB is IMO perfectly balanced
@jeffreyhoon5 жыл бұрын
He has some 100 stat man videos on it though not normal stuff. Yet.
@exantiuse4975 жыл бұрын
The best exploit in M&B is the trainer skill. If you have a bunch of heroes at level ~20, all with the highest trainer skill possible, you can recruit peasants and they will be trained to elite units in an in-game week without you needing to do anything. Setting it up, leveling up the heroes etc, takes forever though With Fire and Sword on the other hand is completely broken. It has the banking system which pays something line 15% weekly interest, and it lets you pay for hero training so you can let them level up while you AFK and make a fortune in the meantime. Just find the heroes you want, get 50k via trading, put 10k in 5 different cities (there's a cap to how much money each individual city will hold) and start AFKing. When you have a million or so gold and your heroes are on high level you can buy the best gear in the game and recruit and field an army of elite units
@sexualtyrannosaurus33815 жыл бұрын
Thanks for existing Brit. Your content is always a welcome sight.
@marktylerson423 жыл бұрын
This game will be FREE on the Epic Games Store on January 21st for a week.
@trinitypunk71023 жыл бұрын
Don't u think we know that?
@devkamalmuhammed11003 жыл бұрын
@@trinitypunk7102 some dont, whats the problem with bringing attention to that?
@trinitypunk71023 жыл бұрын
@@devkamalmuhammed1100 Ooo did i hurt your feelings bro, did i struck a nerve bro. I'm so sorry if what i said bothered u in anyway
@devkamalmuhammed11003 жыл бұрын
@@trinitypunk7102 looks like you are the one hurt here.. poor thing... there there...
@trinitypunk71023 жыл бұрын
@@devkamalmuhammed1100 Sniffles you wound me :'(
@alikos45284 жыл бұрын
You know the game is delightful when one planes has name Biedronka II which is a tesco like supermarket in poland
@klutterkicker5 жыл бұрын
"Ugh, it's not the best but we do want to keep increasing our pragmatism. It really is very useful to have." That, right there, is the true spirit of a pragmatist.
@crazyclown0125 жыл бұрын
Spiff you glorious bastard, that intro made me spit out my tea from laughter, hopefully I can restock my tea soon so I have enough to keep up with the videos. Keep up the work and all hail the Queen!
@storymaster214 жыл бұрын
"the queen is an omnipotent teleporting time traveler" me: yes, we know. ...oh wait, you meant IN THIS GAME? i thought you meant in real life.
@Harkness1975 жыл бұрын
Omfg bro im actually loving your content! The pro British humour is 👌
@maacll43434 жыл бұрын
"So how many Humans do you want to the colony sir Hamste?" "Uhm i don't know... send 1 human, cut another in half and send the half with the brain!" "Are you sure sir? How are they going to reproduce sir?" "Well then send the lower half of the 2nd one" "uff... Aye Aye sir!" And that's how i imagine the whole scenario went down...
@thesaltywoodchip4715 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank you sir spiff for taking your time to make these videos. I watch them all religiously. Again I would like to thank you
@Baleur4 жыл бұрын
29:50 omg Corona? Wait, survivors become 10% smarter? Hmm, time will tell if thats true or not O_O
@jalapeno45295 жыл бұрын
I don’t think there is a single video on this channel I haven’t enjoyed. A toast to this man. Everyone raise your cups of Yorkshire Tea Gold to the almighty lord, Spiff.
@MPlain2 жыл бұрын
Set up a smallish universe and then Fill It. Give each civilization one decent system and let the carnage begin.
@Pink_UwU5 жыл бұрын
Spiff’s exploits reach no end because as long as Yorkshire tea exists spiff May as well exploit how to SPONTANEOUSLY CREATE MATTER
@tank25435 жыл бұрын
Thank you for the free dlc but I'm American now.
@Abby_Liu5 жыл бұрын
How's the freedom Ben Dover? leave some for the rest of us
@selfish-mammal28455 жыл бұрын
HA the rest of US I’m sorry.
@projectrenaissanceman50353 жыл бұрын
I’m calling it right now the man in the yellow hat testing the computer is the spiffing Brett!
@thelunchtimelads86725 жыл бұрын
spiff the adveryiser has entered chat: yorkshire tea has gone up in spiff coins oh wait a minute it went down no way it is now 99.9% of (purchese the tea) you have just bought somthing for -25% off
@BotWatts5 жыл бұрын
the spiff overlay over the stock photos is 1000% better than normal overlays
@trygveplaustrum46345 жыл бұрын
And of course the Spiffing Brit has a Scot as his underling.
@CaptainSweatpants905 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ, I did NOT expect that heavy Scottish accent on Spiff's editor at the end. Can I suggest to call him "The Scoffing Scot" from now on?
@MPlain2 жыл бұрын
By the way. Long before you ever get into anything remotely related to game play ideas.... you will be unable to concentrate because you will be crying laughing. Well done.
@snowfox94615 жыл бұрын
Nooooooooo Editer why!? Spiff give the man the Tea we need to see the rest of this video
@klutterkicker5 жыл бұрын
"I only have half the memory, but I do have double the cores." I don't think computing works that way...
@arihackett87325 жыл бұрын
Hey Spiff, at the time of this message it is Yorkshire day in the UK, hopefully, you can celebrate the greatest country on earth (and the site of the greatest tea) in a video. Loving your work!
@randomstuff90055 жыл бұрын
Galactic TEA 3 THE YORKSHIRE TEA EDITION
@sklenotic5 жыл бұрын
New Castle, America....my hometown gets a smashing shoutout. This calls for some delicious yorkshire tea. Dave put the coffee down!
@azuraben51285 жыл бұрын
I'm slightly concerned with how many titles and whatnot you are willing to buy Spiff, you sure you're doing okay?
@tomlabbate62535 жыл бұрын
Who else paused to read the civ description just to hear Spiff read it out loud seconds after?
@ChickenWings1035 жыл бұрын
I'm a Perfectly Balanced Person With No Issues - my father beat me
@keithjohnsonHelios5 жыл бұрын
At galactic civ 3?
@jdale28514 жыл бұрын
Shameless plugs aside, one must pay the bills, your presentation is excellent.
@jamestatad8883 жыл бұрын
I know why you are here.
@feinschmecker95663 жыл бұрын
hahaha
@Ganara4263 жыл бұрын
monkaS
@phillipcraig11204 жыл бұрын
I enjoy these videos. I watch them while I drink tea and coffee.
@Ran-nf7ot3 жыл бұрын
Who came here from epic games?
@reedapeeta3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@DestructorEFX3 жыл бұрын
Same
@charlesstewart32693 жыл бұрын
Lmao yup
@LeNoirdefleurs3 жыл бұрын
Bro I played this game around 14 and 15 but my computer broke and now i never clicked something so fast on my life when i saw it for free on epic games
@MalganisLefay5 жыл бұрын
7:42 years later, a fanatic cult formed around the idea of finding "da way" to the queen known today as the "ugandan knuckles"
@epicerror21553 жыл бұрын
Who is here because this game is free on epic games😁😂
@gamercsx98053 жыл бұрын
Not me
@tarmacorphan4613 жыл бұрын
I can neither confirm or deny this statement
@bi0banana9603 жыл бұрын
Me
@epicerror21553 жыл бұрын
@@gamercsx9805 Then who is coming to watch a video uploaded in 2019 on aug😂
@epicerror21553 жыл бұрын
@@bi0banana960 My bro
@KieranBarnbyAcoustic3 жыл бұрын
They probably added in the Malevolent line because the initial concept could have started as a non-licensed Star Wars empire-simulator, a way to play out Palpatine's rise, or live out a universe where the Jedi became expansionists, all without having to let Lucas take all the money on the back end.
@BLAH44605 жыл бұрын
So she became an *all knowing* god queen by drinking tea then traveled through time and space and *learned* about the galaxy. doesn't sound like an all knowing god queen to me.
@miskakopperoinen84085 жыл бұрын
Being a time traveler and being omniscient are exactly the same thing. What detail you can't quite remember, you can go back in time to check what happened and come forward in time to be ready with the answer even before you need it.
@xaiano7945 жыл бұрын
Fleffingbridge! Liked and subbed for the transport tycoon deluxe reference