Gale vs Astarion's Advice on Kissing a Goblin's Foot | Baldur's Gate 3 | Dark Urge Choice Too

Subscribe for more! If you talk to Crusher at the goblin camp in act 1, he'll try to make you kiss his feet. Astarion and Gale have different ideas of what you should do. There's also a Dark Urge only option though neither of them said anything when I did it :/

[@Shenanakins]

Astarion has the most regina george energy i've ever seen since Mean Girls came out in 2004. He encourages you to do something (licking the foot, getting beat by the priest of loviatar,) and then makes you feel bad about it, he's like "omg you're so embarrassing. i cant believe you did that". " Astarion: You're like really pretty. Tav: *blushing * Thank you. Astarion: So you agree? You think you're really pretty?

[@TetraTheMage]

RIGHT?! 🤣 Now I gotta make a mean girls edit of Astarion

[@Shenanakins]

@@TetraTheMage Gale: That one right there is Minsc of Rashemen. He's one of the dumbest guys you'll ever meet. Shart's tent was next to his at camp. Shart: He asked me how to spell orange. Gale: The one with the horns is Wyll Ravengard. Shart: He's totally rich because his dad is the duke of Baldur's gate. Gale: Wyll knows everyone's business. Shart: That's why his horns are so big. They're full of secrets! Gale: and Evil takes a human form in Astarion Ancunin. Don't be fooled because he may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, he's so much more than that. How do i even begin to explain Astarion ancunin... Owlbear: Astarion Ancunin is flawless! Laezel: Chk, I hear his hair is ensured for ten thousand gold. Volo: I hear he does silk commercials... *in Cormyr*. Karlach: One time he met Drizzt Do'Urden and he told him he was pretty. Tav: One time he bit me in the neck... it was AWESOME.

[@TetraTheMage]

@@Shenanakins LMFAO okay now we gotta find an animator for this 🤣

[@overlyblynn]

Yes please! 😂 ​@@TetraTheMage

[@overlyblynn]

​@@Shenanakinsthis is gold 🥇

[@TetraTheMage]

“Don’t take this the wrong way, but I might have just lost all respect for you” Umm…how else should I take that Gale? 🙃

[@downtheLimbus]

Evrybodys always talking of how sassy Astarion is, but i think Gale is the real Sassqueen, hes just a little more ... subtle about it

[@elenalizabeth]

@@downtheLimbus “I rather enjoy your musk”… thank you for saying I stink Gale 🙄🤦‍♀️

[@pativi6643]

​@@elenalizabethHahaha, I love how Tav can try and be a little flirty "Perhaps Im a nymph in disguise." And his reaction. His reaction is "Very funny, but you havent bathed in like 10 days or more. Don't worry though, I rather enjoy your *musk* ". This man.

[@elenalizabeth]

@@pativi6643 haha ikr, totally missing that we were teasing/flirting with him and instead just saying the first thing on his mind. Somehow his negative rizz is so bad that it comes back around to being good 😂 And then him flirting later on (or trying to) with the line about “I once read a book about how dangerous situations can put you in the mood, have you ever read a book like that?” 😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

[@prinsauce]

I'm losing it over the fact that licking the foot wins you FIVE Astarion points. 😂 Also, him encouraging Durge to "give him a nibble" is as if he tapped into her mind and knew what sorts of ideas were festering in there and wanted to enable her lol

[@TetraTheMage]

I KNOW RIGHT! I love having the approval ratings show in these videos so we can all laugh at what Astarion WANTS us to do 🤣

[@TetraTheMage]

It’s also funny, Astarion says give it a nibble and if you steal the ring he’ll say “I would’ve taken the whole toe.” Astarion is a terrible influence on dark urge in act 1 🤣

[@prinsauce]

@@TetraTheMage Haha, yes!! And it's always the most unhinged things!

[@prinsauce]

@@TetraTheMage That reminds me of when Astarion tells Durge to "play the urge for all its worth because no one should deny their true nature" and it's so funny. Like thank you for being so supportive but wait till YOU end up on the receiving end of said urge. 😂

[@TetraTheMage]

@@prinsauce YUPPPPP 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@katiatall]

This scene more fun with Astarion and Shadowheart 😂😂 Astarion will be interested where tav got these skills

[@TetraTheMage]

I’ll have to do Shadowheart next!

[@ВладиславБулаев-л3э]

Gale sounds oddly enthusiastic about it lol

[@TetraTheMage]

He’s definitely very excited about making them kiss our feet 👀

[@pativi6643]

"Sleight of tongue" huh Gale.

[@elenalizabeth]

How do none of them comment on you literally biting his toe off 😂😂😂

[@TetraTheMage]

I KNOW! I did it like 6 times bc I was like…there’s no way they don’t say anything here 😒

[@elenalizabeth]

@@TetraTheMage urgh so annoying. Astarion should have been like “well that’s one way to steal the ring” or something else sarcastic. Gale should have been both disgusted and aroused at how weird/gross you are. Shadowheart is a weirdo so she would say “I didn’t know you had a thing for feet”. Wyll and Karlach and Laezel probably would just disapprove and be quietly judging you 😂

[@clover16896]

where did you find that outfit for astarion?

[@TetraTheMage]

It’s a mod called basket of equipment camp outfits. The outfit is called “Shadowheart s camp cloths” but it looks so good on Astarion lol

[@Hexer404]

@@TetraTheMageI really wish I could have two versions of that mod, one for camp and one for armor because the stuff in that basket is so 😩

[@TetraTheMage]

@@Hexer404 oooooo I’m about to make your day! There’s another mod I use called: Transmog Enhanced that lets you transmog any armor to look like whatever! So you can have 2 different outfits for him 👏