Game.com review - Part 2

[@tktru]

the Lights Out intro has a game show-y feeling.

[@WaywardSpirited]

Ashens, as a matter of fact, reviewed this exact product.

[@dialupper]

So even shiscabobby computers would display this well?

[@SLFootballFTT]

sonic runs at like 5 fps

[@AholicKnight]

more like 1 or 2

[@LandauTST]

And oh my God....that Sonic game is a nightmare. The framerate, the sound effects, the "music"....I think it gave me heartburn. In no way could I have even played it as long as you did to demonstrate it. Hats off to you for doing that for the rest of us haha

[@Dynaman21]

Hey, a category is Potpourri. Where's Potent Potables?

[@tamacat2001]

Would you believe me that the title music of Sonic Jam is actually the Sonic 3 save select music a lot slower and crappier?

[@crustycorollas]

Same makers as the origianal furby

[@wrenchrev2005]

Those animations for the game.com look worse than tiger's wrist games.

[@joeedangerously4295]

The closest star to the Earth... The North Star. Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, the American public school system. Take note.

[@WeDontKillTheLiving]

He was like 21 when this video was made, sir.

[@Tornado1994]

***** Actually 19,

[@ninjamerson]

Bears vs Sharks, you will never be that awesome

[@aznboi992]

the introduction goes, "game.com, fuck you!"

[@Cris46382]

I feel bad for the dude who promoted this crap.

[@ivandelmonte3072]

You cant see the blast processing on that

[@andreww1212]

Crikey. I actually remember playing this game back on my "Game Com" in 1997. It just brought back like 800 memories all of which were traumatic.

[@AppleAppsPodcast]

1:56 I think the "lights only" option makes it so you can only touch the light ones

[@SubtleDemise]

I used to want this when I was kid but now I'm glad I never got it.

[@someone-fw2lv]

Even PONG Had more blast processing than this!

[@liprxc545]

On the logo the word Tiger it has eyes... Creepy

[@tktru]

Super Mario RPG also had a mini game similar to Lights Out, toward the end of the game at Bowser's Keep.

[@IAmWub]

We must have comparable interests...

[@aidwin85]

LOL I can't believe you got the star question wrong.

[@TweeterMan287]

You're the one confused, buddy. It was actually in both.

[@googaagoogaa12345678]

search sonic and knuckles tower on google images and click the 1st pic=HOLY F***ING SHIT!!

[@iPhoneJailbreaker785]

the game com lags like you are playing a game on a jailbroken 1st gen iPod touch with lots of tweaks and winterboard themes

[@chcoman123]

if you think about it, the orignal DS is pretty much the same thing as this but better. First off, the games were goodin 3d, not choppy, and in color. It had FREE internet and had a microphone, with an improved touchscreen and sterio sound. Oh, and a second screen. but otherwise, ya, pretty much the same.

[@nanodala]

I used to have this piece of crap, man what a waste of money it was just like all of Tiger's scam products. The music in sonic and knuckles that you hear in the video is actually a very very slow poorly made flying battery zone theme. I have no idea why it's used in mushroom hill.

[@Tornado1994]

The Tiger Game com was released on September 1,1997 for $59.99. It was basically a poor man's GB but tried to add cool features like the Touch screen and modem. But unfortanely,Tiger spent little time designing and developing the device and spent too much on marketing it. It should be called the Lame Com. Hell the CPU processor is slower then even the NES a 1985 8 bit console!!!

[@catgirlgrunge]

wasn't indy 500 on neo double games as well

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

No, it wasn't. There's an even worse version on several similar POP Station handhelds.

[@TheHairyChickens1]

Sonic ran so fast that time slowed down...

[@Metaflossy]

This is really sad because this was a neat idea, with the calender and organizer, games and internet, but it blows at all those things :c

[@TweeterMan287]

If I really had to be locked up with either or...gimme the GBA.

[@accordinglyryan]

Lights out=Reversi

[@Brettsta0]

in sonic 2 it looks like he's floating

[@Shrimp8]

ashens?

[@JackOfHarts96]

Even Game & Watch had more blast processing than this.

[@ElectronikHeart]

Even the Polystation 3 has more Blast Processing than this !

[@ViableNutria797]

ROLLING START!? THEY RIPPED THIS STRAIGHT FROM DAYTONA USA on the SEGA SATURN!

[@catgirlgrunge]

0:42 I hate it when I mess up like that in my vids

[@Bloxxer42]

Actually, alot of real life races have rolling starts. And alot of games do too.

[@amrajr218]

Another Flaw of Sonic Jam Is ITS ON THE GAME.COM the game.com has made me sad

[@TanukiKGA]

I actuallt gotta say, that Indycar 500 game doesnt look half bad at all..well, that is, compared to the games prior! XD That sonic game though... holy crap, that was bad. Thanks for putting the vid up! Would be pretty darn interesting if the Symphony of the Night-game had come out!

[@BrainFullOfPony]

I could only imagine the only thing that could be the slightest bit good is an RPG.

[@GangstaPete100]

Omfg that game com is soooo cool were did u get it I wanna take one apart and try and upgrade it/brake it

[@ConversusVans]

And I thought Sonic Genesis for the GBA was the worst of the series. THAT is definitely (understandably) worse!

[@christo930]

I was looking at frogger for the game-dot-com and by looking at the screenshots, they somehow managed to fuck it up. Even the VFD and LCD version are better looking. The atari 2600 supercharger version is pretty much arcade perfect (not the parker bros version) and the only thing the supercharger does for the 2600 is add 6kb of ram and most of it is used to hold the program. A 1978 game system blows away a 1996 game system. Ain't that some shit!

[@jazkat1]

yea, NEVER LET ONE OF THOSE LOGOS TOUCH YOUR NEXT GEN CONSOLE!!! just a warning ^_^

[@Adrastia]

Quiz Wiz. That game looks so 90s. "Yo! I'm a wise guy!" The stereotypical 90s guy is so annoying. The way he obnoxiously appears on the screen when you confirm an answer. It's distracting. The 90s lingo is so dated now I'm not even sure what he's trying to say. And that Sonic game looks like torture.

[@CrazySquidward]

Quiz Whiz is a only good if you want to study up on 90s terms.

[@Bloxxer42]

And if it would actually be a bit more like the original Sonic Jam.

[@IAmWub]

FRED FUCHS? OH, ITS FRED FUCHS.

[@MegaDutchOven69]

The game "Lightsout" is similar to " Reversi" The official game. Right?

[@ShadowPhoenix142]

I think Sonic Jam made me Physically ill.....

[@damnittwice]

Tiger should of stuck with those over priced crap handhelds they made in the 80's.

[@dustymew]

i had this system !!! i HATED it so i sold it for 5 bucks!!! now i want 5000 dollars for it!

[@hoombla]

ur thinkin of mine sweeper

[@darthvaderabraham]

official name of the first game is othello

[@ErinTurco21]

Sounds like something Ashens has said.

[@ShadowPhoenix142]

Ugh, what a disgrace of a console. I'd do the same thing I did with my brother's CDi he somehow got (he got it from a friend a LOOOONG time ago) and stick an M80 or two in it and blow it to Kingdom Come

[@chrisz31974]

What's worse, this, or the Nokia NGage?

[@paulspruill]

dont know if ir is just my block or what but me and my buds internet extremely slow tonight

[@SonicOrbit01]

GAME COM ACTIVE. shut up!.

[@animalcrossingbones]

god that sonic game looks HORRIBLE!!

[@Toppo2099]

Not as bad as the ones that were shown. It's not hard to be fair.

[@Gohan1138]

everyone is quoting everyone else in comments- well then heres mine- "I'd rather drink buffalo shizz then play the tiger game.com" u get one internet cookie if the commenters can tell me where the first part of the comment came from-

[@DragonHeartHisMajestyX]

@Don Wells Angry Video Game Nerd! (Sorry if I'm 7 years late. I just now noticed your comment.)

[@RickenbackerBeatles]

No, It's Othello.

[@Da1shocker]

It;s like Sonic on the Game Boy.

[@IvanovIvanAKrutoi]

Even Game Gear had more blast processing than this!

[@kiet10]

keep the great vids up

[@Fanvadenaxar]

Guess it's just a novelty item nowadays..

[@Tornado1994]

No, they let Tiger design it and butcher it. SEGA only published it.

[@justinearlywine5822]

I actually want to buy one of these if you want to get rid of it

[@moth.monster]

the north star is venus, a planet

[@JackOfHarts96]

A POPStation has more Blast Processing than this!!

[@catgirlgrunge]

0:08 has it lol

[@LoveatFirstHike]

Wow, that Sonic was so terrible, I would pass it as an unofficial hack. The music is so godawful, why couldnt they just use the music from the first sonic? Sega will license anything!

[@Nintendoman851]

tweeterman287, you my friend are up there with ashens in reviewing electronic crap (in my opinion) unfathomable videos.

[@themiskiller]

really sucks,no wander why they drop production and canceled it...i am curious about resident evil 2 and fighters megamix though.I cant find an emulator for that.

[@dsidrius]

I remember actually wanting one of these back in the 90's Glad I didnt get one now :o They call that a "touchscreen"? I bet Tiger look back on this (do they still exist?) and think to themselves how bad of a mistake they had made making such a huge piece of shit like that! Then again, it was good back then, so I guess its alright for its time :P

[@AimeeRose1997]

Sonic Jam On Toast.

[@SlasherMiniFilms]

Sonic Jam for Game. com? Ill Just stick to my Genesis, Thanx

[@HotelBrando]

actually it's on both games. I have both games. :P

[@HotelBrando]

When you drop the game cartridges it sounds like your dropping a hollow piece of plastic. Is there anything in those cartridges? :P

[@ChaosMew161]

@kevin989able He uploads videos on his website first.

[@CartoonSlug]

lol, " game.com active. Shut up!"

[@MorganNye]

Ian Thayer-2009

[@BAYIncorporated]

Nope.

[@DigitalLuke64DD]

Awesome!!!

[@liprxc545]

0:31 lol

[@HeyMama555]

@ 2:21 That's What He Said XP

[@Toppo2099]

No Duke Nukem, no Mortal Kombat Trilogy, no Resident Evil 2. You reviewed bad games, lol. Who can't do that?

[@TheJjackson114]

@SAIL4323 lol ashens :/

[@Potatosaremyfriends1]

SCARY Sonic game...

[@CrispyTaro]

Umm.... It's both.

[@anthon8ydan8iel]

slowest sonic game ive ever seen... turtle > sonic the slowhog

[@trashmaster69420]

@suprmariogreenday well, happy birthday!

[@VermillionR3D]

duke 3d plox

[@bryan0925bh]

Tiger makes bad handhelds and games!!

[@jazkat1]

y r u not partner, you defenetly should be, i mean, i u wana.

[@MegaDutchOven69]

Well, ok. I was just guessing xD

[@GiordanDiodato]

Ok, lemme get this through your thick skull. Sonic was never JUST about speed.

[@BooTeresa1006]

But still