Game Grumps Animated - Dad Jokes Seven

What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe, dammit, BREATHE!
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[@RogerToonTime]

Hey everyone! Leave your best bad jokes below! I want to do a little project using the comments in the future :)

[@MrJr1976]

RogerToonTime If life gives you melons, then you might be dyslexic

[@The_Toony_Loon]

RogerToonTime how do you measure a snake?... IN INCHES COZ THEY DONT HAVE ANY FEET!

[@fyter2738]

Two scientists walks into a bar. The first scientist asks for H²O. The other scientist looks at the first for a moment before ordering water too. The first scientist sheds in tears since his assassination plan has failed.

[@Moose553]

What do you call an unimportant elephant? IRRELEPHANT!!

[@OmegaGamer1989]

These were all decently funny, but not a single joke in this video was a "dad joke."

[@grunclebottoms]

What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?

[@Mariokemon]

what?

[@lucyb4569]

Oh I get it 😂 nice 👌👌

[@jonasruberg2591]

Mariokemon r/woooooooosh

[@lucyb4569]

Jonas Ruberg ????

[@jonasruberg2591]

Lucy B That Mario Pokemon guy didn't get the joke. "Woooooosh" is the sound of the joke flying over his head

[@price5647]

That bear joke is the greatest thing i have ever heard

[@jamescornell5297]

Profile picture checks out.

[@rairose4944]

Odd numbers make me so mad, I can't even

[@callum5926]

The comedian Yoda character is the best 😂

[@K1ngSc0ut24]

What did the the builder say to the construction worker when he stole the builders brick? LEGO of my property!!! Don't Look at me like that

[@juliehendricks5357]

You drank my glass of milk

[@yaboismoosh7688]

Whats a pupper? A big ol doggo Whats a doggo? An oversized pupper

[@alexspeakman761]

Funnnnyyy JOKE!

[@fnln3011]

MMMMMMMM

[@bleachkun5140]

What do you call a fake noodle an IMPASTA, why is the skeleton alone during Halloween because he has no body to go with :)))), a boy tells his father "I'll call you later" the father says "don't call me later call me dad", 2 goldfish are in a tank one says to the other "do you know how to drive this thing? "

[@The_Toony_Loon]

How do you measure a snake? IN INCHES COZ THEY DONT HAVE ANY FEET! * ba dum tss * 🤣

[@mysticflower7795]

Funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy *JOKE*

[@K1ngSc0ut24]

I read this joke. I had to inhale my laughter so I didn't wake up my parents.

[@sophigames8786]

nah, you gotta measure the area and think outside the box.

[@rockinrobin05]

What do you get when a sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a hill? BAAA DUM TSSSSSS

[@KinglyPeasant]

The saga continues!

[@RogerToonTime]

There's two more episodes of the saga ready to upload :)

[@VoltaicNebulae]

Here's a bad joke. Me.

[@hannahbee3378]

*gun shot* Stupidest man alive: ok now what!?

[@Zivvios]

YESSS!!! THESE ARE THE BEST!!!

[@richardprice6658]

0:11 that one didnt make any CENTS!

[@shadowthesupersaiyan]

I love these.

[@k1lljoy505]

Good shit ❤❤❤

[@noahblair3020]

A man walked into a bar *BANG*

[@embrezar]

I thought they were going for a deadpan Steven Wright-esque delivery, but then I heard the joke at 0:30, which is actually a Steven Wright joke, so they were just ripping off his material.

[@eggofwah4852]

I'm gonna get a spaghetti car, can't wait to see the look on your face as I drive pasta

[@Kids_Scissors]

Poor spot...

[@Draco04]

Another helping please.

[@niel5595]

First second i'm already dead

[@prof.laytonfan764]

My wife left me but jokes on her because I don't have a wife.

[@thomasflach7671]

Yes

[@lunameriweather7693]

1:54 so funny story that got yeeted from my sub-continence i did horse back riding for a while and there was this was really skinny horse named cannoli so my nickname for him was "obi bones cannoli"

[@hello93617]

Are they doing a Mitch Hedberg impression for some of these?

[@bleachkun5140]

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car Carlos

[@ghostbanni6810]

But the bear one was funny

[@sonzombie5779]

Yay a 7th one....

[@purplehatguy]

Good.

[@UnfinishedCombStudios]

Knock, knock..

[@penguinlord7193]

Who's there?

[@UnfinishedCombStudios]

@@penguinlord7193 Can't you see me knocking?? OPEN UP!!

[@the_bob_squad]

HE'S FINALLY HERE, I RATE IT AN 11, COME ON AND LOOK, IT'S DAD JOKES SEVEN.

[@drskittles6389]

Stand up comedian Steven wright.

[@Karma_0319]

Why did the intro make me laugh so hard 🤣🤣🤣

[@aturquoisemess9030]

Dad jokes are best jokes! 👌😚

[@dreamer2anime]

Dan sounds so tired in some of these clips what episode is that from

[@cyanidesurprise6432]

Loving that like to dislike ratio.

[@naks7hotmailcom]

Are you a bank? Why? Well can you leave me a loan

[@smackmybuttandcallmepablo1802]

That discription joke tho

[@isabellemazerolle-briaud8379]

A man walks into a room he says there is no room

[@fbi-lk8mu]

I love how there's only 5 dislikes

[@123rudyc]

Game grumps is a vessel for the gods.

[@goopy9195]

What do u call a fish with no eyes A fsh

[@arukab3630]

Best joke 20/10

[@t_geming-05]

0:47 Tattoo

[@dracommics4544]

Obi wan kenoli!

[@toadboydude5015]

Obi-Wan *_CANOLI_*

[@rairose4944]

Tip from an Italian: The word, "Cannoli" is spelled, exactly that. Two n's.

[@applejellyanims8197]

22st comment

[@lucyb4569]

AppleJellyAnims 22nd

[@cheese_rat524]

1:16 is the best joke