Jschlatt Ranks More ABSURD Tiktoks

[@Samrtass]

is this video monetized?

[@woahsnake]

no

[@pituy_]

​@@woahsnake coward

[@pituy_]

@@Samrtass 😁

[@venomsnake42069]

@@woahsnake Why not it's good

[@CutTheVioletWire]

@@venomsnake42069 because its not his content

[@bogusbapkins]

the amount of people thinking this is just actually schlap is nuts, this is so impressive

[@johnjacobsjhonathan]

Yea lol

[@Thefunni1991]

schlap schlap

[@ImpossibleEvan]

It is him, just not on his channel

[@bogusbapkins]

@@ImpossibleEvan People thinking it's his editor and channel

[@EnvelopingSuspensions]

Schlick

[@wisegoongala4305]

Someone better warn shatt’s editor that they have a doppelgänger, if they aren’t already tied up in a basement

[@atheontimesconflux1067]

*A Schloppelgänger

[@dogliker23]

Did someone say IMPOSTER!? 😂😂

[@DhruvRamaswami-ci8rf]

shatt is CRAZY

[@xHuman-x_x]

@@atheontimesconflux1067that’s genius 😂

[@MalvaDC]

@xHuman-x_x you're genius

[@kidakat9]

bro studied his editing style lmao Edit: Didn't expect a lot of likes for this lmao

[@Moistyfr0g]

They actually did tho

[@staticvitality146]

I swear to god, I though this was a second channel video of his

[@Moistyfr0g]

@@staticvitality146 i thought it was too until I seen the views and the subscribers lol

[@ShadoBoink]

i mean its better than nothing

[@Beeeek-2]

​@@ShadoBoinkfr

[@Humming_bird26]

aint no way this isn't schlatt's editor

[@Bryce-cl2sn]

schledditer*

[@michaupinski6506]

You think he would do that for free

[@agoogleaccount5207]

This currently has more views than the VOD

[@Humming_bird26]

@@agoogleaccount5207 NO WAY DOES IT?!!

[@litterbox019]

@@Bryce-cl2sn u/schledditor

[@the_devious_one_fr]

"It's free." - Jschlatt's Chat, 2024.

[@Ibelieveincharmeleonsupremacy]

But it is... where's the price tag? (Depends)

[@I-Hate-Everybody-But-You]

hey, but its free

[@ZeroVoidd]

hey man it’s free

[@soup-plays-vr]

jchatt

[@dustinzacharias8227]

Shlog has three modes: -gay femboy -“3000 calories” -Angry New Yorker

[@Columbine621]

And his community is composed entirely of that first one :3

[@leahenriquez4270]

😮​@@Columbine621

[@jennyjin1617]

ITS NOT FREE

[@ivywhip6676]

@@Columbine621 indeed :3

[@MinorGooberism]

When has he ever been a femboy what

[@AbyssalArts_]

This feels so weird, its like 95% accurate to a jschlat video, i wouldnt be surprised if he uploaded a video almost exactly like this one in a few days. You are amazing lol

[@SchrodingerMil]

Two hours ago on the VODs channel atleast.

[@TronixToad]

How tf is it 95% lmaoooo… not every video jschlatt makes is the same lmao. This is based on thin air 😂😂😂 it’s just ALOT similar to the edits jschlatt’s editor has made😂

[@chilledburrito]

@@TronixToad Mate, get your head on straight, obviously this isn't the same as every video shclatt has been a part of, but that's not even pertinent. Any sensible person would be able to infer the context of it being 95% accurate *to a jshlatt reaction video.* You thought you ate, especially with those emoji's😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TronixToad]

@@chilledburrito are u an idiot? I just said it isn’t the same but similar……. Made instead of tryna prove me wrong while you are saying the exact same thing as me, try googling how to argue with ppl…. It might help the slightest bit. Since you are disagreeing with me while agreeing with me…….

[@TronixToad]

@@chilledburrito Lmao...... kid no one thought he ate and no one ate. if anyone DIDNT think it was you. if u could listen instead of acting like a fool and being an idiot, you might realize and know what i mean. its not 95% the same. since every edit is different from schlatt. ofcourse its in the same type of edits but it isnt consitnet 100% Jschlatt. if u take 2 reaction videos of schlatt u will for sure point out alot of differences in the edits. (depends if your an dumbass or not) so there is nothing u can base the "95%" on. well i mean, u wouldnt understand since u think you are so smart 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 There. you can have your Emoji's back kid.💀 LMAO💀🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱 Lil bro thought he cooked🤣🤣

[@ThatMarsGuy2032]

This is either just someone really talented or “Shallow” made a new channel

[@Sponsorbagel]

if you check the description it's said that schlogg didn't ask for this edit. probably more of a proof of concept / ability on this person's part

[@apchistuz]

Scallot

[@Bunny_Bill]

Talent I guess

[@Arkiinia]

talent woahsnake is the goat

[@baggmaann]

That is easy to replicate wdym

[@rem_iisworld]

8:47 dont worry guys the pen is named jet pens, this specific one is a titanium mat CW&T pen type B

[@pinetreesquad2375]

HOLY SHIT HE FOUND IT

[@champiggyfrm_pig5271]

​@@pinetreesquad2375he's the pen fbi

[@DoctorDerpman]

My guy woke up and chose to be on some fuckin final boss type shit 🙏🙏🙏

[@BrianPost-xr5cp]

How did you find the exact pen model

[@Twalet]

@@BrianPost-xr5cphes rainbolt for pens

[@TazukeiOtakai]

OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN REALIZE THIS WASNT MADE BY SCHLATT?????? DUDE YOU NAILED THE EDITING STYLE TO A T MAN

[@probablyparker4044]

"the schlandmaid's tale" went wild in this one

[@simpli_A]

13:36 For anyone wondering, this guy is actually a professional stuntman, and half of their TikTok’s are them getting pushed off ladders or shit like that… they do know what they’re doing

[@chillcult1613]

Thank you for shouting out Jayshatt, its nice to see big creator support small channels like JayShlatg

[@happytuna7275]

Why is jared acting edgy and tough? Just last sunday, he was donating to a local orphanage and making pizza together with the orphans. I asked him for a selfie and he told me that I deserve to be loved. He even sat next to a homeless person to eat McDonald's together. He's so different on the internet.

[@nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonna]

He's different on the internet to appeal to younger audiences, there's not many youtubers out there like Jschlatt who are this way, infact theyre usually the opposite- nice online but rude irl.

[@res6148]

Its just how Jacob does things

[@Sat.Crystal7500]

Johnathan does it as a publicity stunt, for sure.

[@happytuna7275]

@@Sat.Crystal7500 Jason didn't bring a camera that day so i doubt it. He even told me to not post the pictures which confuses me. If you mean his internet persona then, maybe. Newer generations do love edgy humor.

[@chaoticcar6231]

wow, Jeramiah truly is such a great guy... I'm almost starting to think that the rumours in '99 aren't true

[@walterdadog]

the fact that schlatt can spend a minute and a half straight just hating on a fucking warthog is the definition of this man’s career.

[@connorw374]

its truly heartwarming to see "Schrunken Head" doing so well after his lobotomy

[@A1-Pacific_Sketcher]

I think Schlatt has just fully accepted the 'babygirl' guy. He just gets so flustered and speechless...

[@BlueThiccerFish]

i wouldn't be surprised if this was just schlatts editor on another channel

[@Pan3m]

Editing style is pretty simplistic and uses the same music so it’s not too difficult but yeah it seems identical to a schlatt video

[@Spideybro213]

Bro got tired of waiting for more schlatttoks

[@eggiobeggo]

hire this man

[@Arkiinia]

woman

[@TheAwesomeGamr64]

@@Arkiinia They never said if they were a girl or boy

[@typeduck9992]

fr

[@KoalaTheBestt]

​@@TheAwesomeGamr64what do you think a man is????

[@RetroRunner2099]

@@Arkiinia bro what, omg you're one of "those" weird "people"

[@bradonhoover3002]

All phones have an emergency call option next to the lockscreen pinpad she just wanted his password

[@sock_investment]

i changed it to a flashlight

[@Depresso25]

7:29 PTSD amplified

[@onehand8205]

Not as absurd as what Schlatt did in 1999

[@theawesomeayla]

13:27 “he’s just a little guy” *me talking about a fictional crush* “That thing will *KILL* you” *friend sick of me yapping*

[@RuralNanobot287]

Fun fact, that pen was a jet pen, a Titanium mat cwn NT pen type B. It's a $200 pen.

[@WackWacky-vc5ed]

How do YOU know🤔👿

[@robbieboydudeguy]

⁠@@WackWacky-vc5ed Someone else in the comments has said it and recently Jordan Howlett also tracked it down from that TikTok

[@south452]

11:48 as a stairlift user you can still fall off of those things I think he would immediately topple to the ground if he so much as had to use one

[@REDOYSTERCULT302]

4:41 shoutout to whoever said smash

[@FloppaTheCatVR]

8:07 Did evryone ignore The Upcount Bruh

[@divinia_X]

WHAT 😭

[@brymas-i2y]

I saw it and searched for a comment

[@Turkey07-ox9re]

brother the likes on the thirst trap was at 911 😭

[@cadenc7162]

this is genuinely incredible . I don't think it's schlatt because this guy cuts things quick + clean, I actually prefer this editing

[@mr.quilava2062]

I didnt even realize that this is a non jschlatt channel, the thumbnail and video edit is too convincing

[@L1ghtweaver]

6:35 "Imagine trying to film this in an actual city" It's not an actual city, it's London

[@omoogle]

Honestly i really like these fanmade forms of schlatt where you can really see what its like on stream. I dont see any of his streams because the man is unhinged with his schedule, but videos like this remind me that the man is just a guy streaming. Its interesting to see bits and pieces that would fit well in an actual tiktok "ranking" video though

[@jocabulous]

RIP "SchmittyWerbenJagerManJenson" Such a tragic loss ✊😞

[@abemulligantralz8806]

IT’S ALMOST THE SAME AS THE VIDEO SCHLATT POSTED HOLY SHIT

[@WarmasterWirMustard]

I cant believe schline eleven stole woahs video

[@jrpoyo]

jay schlatt needed the money for the bills

[@TheStardustCrusader]

that boy said dam

[@wilsonez2]

0:06 TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!

[@45hAsh]

2:32 i made a comment of one of his shorts where this clip is used, it says something like 'that boy really *did* say damn.' And it got like two thousand likes like bro wtf

[@notyouraverageaustrian]

amazing job with the editing. i thought i was watching a schlatt channel

[@breadman0512]

10:28 It's straight up like when kids build their mincraft houses out of diamond and emerald blocks because they're rare and it's the most dogshit house you've ever seen.

[@Soup_Whale99]

insanely well made, pls pls plsssss make more if you can, love the video

[@rygktransrights]

911 upvotes on that post is crazy. 7:55

[@Greedsmith]

“What’s up baby girl guy” post had 911 likes 😂 7:29

[@JustMaxAsh]

Jonathan "JSchlatt" Schlatt, age 25, born on September 9th 1999, in New York City, United States of America, is about 30k calories.

[@Troller3541ff]

I genuinely did not expect for you to be the roblox skateboard edit girl, you are some awesomesauce.

[@christophsiebert1213]

18:21 I was audibly and visibly absolutely stumped. I can only hope this was not real. If it was, this is insane. Like, was it so long ago, that now this person can laugh about it? Is it a coping mechanism. This is absolutely wild. Nothing I have ever seen was THIS dark, twisted, and equally funny.

[@Frostaltered]

I love that nichijou music randomly turned on at 17:45

[@aname4822]

Thanks, you’re my hero. I was about to write the editor about the song lol

[@Midnight_rangersfc9684]

5:40 a look of gratitude

[@arvensique]

4:20 Biden is preparing to pounce. Press A to Flee. Press B to Fight.

[@fhmcpherson]

FRR

[@Depresso25]

Press x to chill

[@arvensique]

@@Depresso25 Achievement unlocked: Presidential Dap Up.

[@thefeline6569]

7:30 why did I actually start tearing up??? I NEVER TEAR UP

[@ManOfTheWeek596]

3:00 is having the emergency numbers being usable without having to unlock the phone not a thing in other countries?

[@Lextry_thehashishdealed]

Please make this monetized, its fair because schlatt said it himself : "I won't be making these videos anymore, that is until i run out of money"

[@woahsnake]

@@Lextry_thehashishdealed i couldn't if i wanted to. I'm not even in the little creators program lmao

[@lotion5238]

4:90 iirc I think that gator is uhh that dudes like, anxiety support animal, strange kinship but he's shown him off to others to show how alligators are cool and he's nice to all the children too, hasn't eaten any yet

[@tubofficial1]

1 MINUTE IS 60 SECONDS NOT 100 SECONDS

[@thisisahandlelol]

i just want to point out that at 5:43, that's video of the plane hitting the south tower, not the north tower

[@Woxis12]

2:22 ya don't need to unlock the phone to call emergency services. At least not in Europe.

[@ColeAquizap]

jschlatt just released his edited version of this stream and I honestly like this video way better first off you uploaded it a whole 12 days before he did and also included an extra 5 minutes of content than his video very good work

[@kiggykiggerson]

no more roblox skateboard, now its jshat

[@TonicPringle]

real

[@TheCarmenStar]

after 6 minutes and 40 seconds of wondering why this whole video just feels like deja vu, i finally decided to scroll down and realized that this was, in fact, not jschlatt's channel

[@Raccoon_Ingot]

this looks real, i clicked the thumbnail thinking this was an actual schlatt video. but i was mistaken. only thing that gives it away was the title card but other than that if i hadn't looked at the channel i'd think i was watching a real schlatt video. :)

[@grandgojira5485]

16:17 it is a kind of desert lizard known as a sand fish. They are insanely good at swim through sand at high speed (although you could probably guess from the name)

[@BrianSilva-lk1te]

8:06 the video has 9/11 upvotes.

[@mnbgt101]

Youre a very talented editor, i hope to see more from you!!

[@Brunc27]

was that the boys thurst trap cup 0:58

[@konsti_art]

I love that when "Schlut" doesn't upload for an extended period of time people just make their own "Schlut" videos. Very "Schlutty" video!

[@Sir.Animeus]

2:06 yea for context that is not him he is giving it to the homeless 😂

[@ashadedplays]

No shit sherlock

[@nicobailey2197]

Bro this feels like an actual schlatt video the editing is so convincing

[@attackinglizard3429]

13:01 this hog sounds like when you fart in a toilet

[@cjab__]

8:37 I had "What's Popping" flashbacks

[@SauceDuckLuck]

WOAHSNNAKE!???

[@TonicPringle]

my thoughts exactly

[@Wowowzz]

The jello one made me wheezer like sclaborgini did

[@Urfellowmonkey]

5:35 wilding

[@justas423]

This is the wake up call that Schlatt is just automating his slop content.

[@AxelTheAxolotl0_o]

3:24 SSSniperwolf reference?

[@teslagasoline5629]

10:55 i thought it was leading up to a Paint It, Black meme... the beat, the mouse, it could have been perfect.

[@funnyfish1982]

12:10 Hoglin irl

[@brunomoyano8727]

7:09 that would had come in handy a week ago they stole my phone that way

[@Reescep9557]

5:55 average day in Romania

[@vladivascanu108]

😑

[@ItsEvanHere]

“that boy said damn 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥”

[@perozen441]

Woahsnake? What's a woahsnake?

[@makkieta-static7960]

Schlatt is literally everyone’s ‘idgaf’ uncle who drinks cans of beer and makes ya giggle. But also… he’s babygirl. How can a man be two things that arw so different from each other. Istg I’m so confused. W vid. 👏🏽

[@EpicevanXD]

2:12 isn’t that charity fraud?

[@SleepyUrMother]

You're lucky that the algorithm picked up this video for you. Keep it up so the algorithm picks another schlatt video made by you.

[@dea_bb]

10/10 rack

[@shuvelstone1331]

If this ain't schlatt's editor, then it's one HELL of a power play to make this video.

[@playingwithpikaquin]

5:45 most sane trans post (/j)

[@PrimalSneeze]

No, I'd say that's the most sane. And hilarious too. I rate it two towers out of two-- AND THE PENTAGON!?

[@AlastorYT229]

​@@PrimalSneeze so you rate it 0 out of 0 + the pentagon?

[@AlexOddity]

Thought this was from Schlatt's channel. Amazing work!

[@RealSkello]

I don’t give a fucking shit about any likes this comment gets

[@thecapitalg]

Ok

[@sock_investment]

then you arent getting any, tough luck

[@NatalieRose-u5t]

The fact that Schlong didn't cringe at the sprinkle lizard guy disappoints me.

[@ryantatro9222]

So this now exists in my Google search history. A kitten can be anywhere from 2000 to 6000 calories...

[@SomeRandomEcho]

“Jschlorp” is a “9/10” to watch while having “diarrhea”

[@theboywhowillsurpassthegods]

the fact he uploads so little his fans are making videos for him is wild

[@byrontheusurper6505]

18:23 got this one on my fyp the other day, one of my favourite tiktoks ever

[@u-venus]

I watched your content from reels, I didn't even notice YOU made this video. Keep it up man, you're amazing at whatever you're doing!

[@CardnylMusic]

As someone from NY I now have to declare war on people who make 911 jokes. . Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk

[@27mosquitoes]

Really good editing bro, I'd love to see more of these edited VODs :)

[@fluorideenjoyer]

Wow these are some scuffed, hilarious, and/or satisfying tiktoks!

[@PatentPending47]

I genuinely didn’t realize this wasn’t a certified Schlatt and Co™️ video

[@Thefunni1991]

this person is the master of schlatt editing.

[@Purpletisc]

1:54 DIS MF A REAL LIFE VILLAIN 💀

[@KarnBlueEarring]

9:33 It's the same with furries. Those with the most money often have the most hideous characters.