Game Grumps Animated - Ten More Minutes of Bad Jokes

There are three types of people in the world:
Those who can count and those who can’t.
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Audio taken from: / gamegrumps

[@WhiffleWaffles]

Mom is sleeping on the sofa while I'm watching this and she bursts into laughter at the pencil and eraser joke. Best thing ever.

[@LnPPersonified]

Here's one I made up: "Keep the change," the man says. "That'll be three fifty," the bartender tells him. "I'll have whiskey on the rocks," the man says. "What'll you have?" the bartender asks. A man with a malfunctioning time machine walks into a bar.

[@deaconchristian6780]

Hahaha, hell yeah!!!

[@ricer9359]

What

[@ricer9359]

OH

[@bunganut98]

Oooooh!

[@user-xn3sw9sr9r]

Pokerface clever

[@TransTaey]

When he was alive, my grandfather was very funny man, and had a great sense of humor. My uncle one day brings up the topic, "why is it so hard to use the bathroom sometimes." My grandfather replies, "tough shit."

[@Hll_bast]

Ok I can't laugh easily but I can be sad easily and I feel bad......

[@gamegeekz1]

That's a good one

[@austinthegamest7424]

Good joke

[@lymyoo5]

Yo share with me some of your favorite “walks into a bar” jokes- Edit: here’s mine - a ham sandwich walks into the bar. The bartender looks at the sandwich and says “I’m sorry we don’t serve food here.”

[@thijsvanpuffelen9273]

A group of cows walk into a bar. It was udder chaos

[@juniorzablosky9608]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

[@teamatfort444]

Captain Koala88 a neutron walks into a bar. The bartender says “I’ll serve you, free of charge!”

[@semicolonsigil7110]

Two peanuts walk into a bar, one was a salted

[@MCDexpo]

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As soon as he touched the bottle, out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah bl *hic* I'm a bit drunk, though, so you can forget about three wishes... You only get one!" The man sat there and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel it'd take!! No, think of another wish." The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish." Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy." The genie stroked his beard for a while, thinking, and then finally said, "Okay, so this bridge of yours, Do you want two lanes or four?"

[@caesarleaderofthelegion612]

1:07 so don’t know “can” you

[@heinzdoofenshmirtz3311]

I think these two should be concerned because they seem a little obsessed over dead babies.

[@Wolvie181]

Puns are my favorite jokes.

[@nintendofanlp]

What game were they playing at 7:50? For the life of me I can't remember where the music came from but I know how the whole thing goes... Frustrating lol

[@c.l947]

What game is the music from at 7:56? It sounds super familiar.

[@billyharris2794]

Mario Maker, I believe.

[@lithuanian_lard5319]

The boss theme from new super Mario Bros wiiu

[@kiishmuse]

It's Mario maker like episode 140 or something. The name of it is dead baby jokes

[@susie_gaming9699]

THE LONDON FOREST LITERALLY THE FOREST FROM MY HERO ACADEMIA

[@msfe691]

I'm hopping right by u in the biu

[@zaptrongamer1106]

Rock s** 69? Gneiss

[@dreamer2anime]

I dont get the woman in the bath tub one🤨

[@loquita-lostwave]

q: what’s the best part about switzerland? a: i dunno, but the flag is a big plus.

[@meolessy127]

I miss my grandma. I watched her die in hospice. I can still remember her last words. "Jonny, what are you doing with that pillow?"

[@theamericanyoutuber]

MMMM-!!!!!

[@RabblesTheBinx]

My dad died in hospice after we were forced to pull the plug. I'm pissed as hell... that I laughed so hard at that joke.

[@meolessy127]

@@RabblesTheBinx tragedy + time = comedy gold

[@althelor]

I just want to die like my grandma, who died peacefully in her sleep. Unlike the 3 passengers in her car.

[@melissaheaney5777]

O_O

[@SolrSurfr3]

3:59 I’d argue a pirate’s favorite letter is “P” Because without it he’s irate

[@zanphierwalker892]

That's a good one! LMAO

[@jacobdockery3663]

Its R, C, or X. You change it every time so nobody ever guesses it

[@esmooth919]

HA!

[@sourdrop]

1:08 reminds me of a funny story in my family. Years & years ago, my mother & her family lived on a farm where they bred horses. One day my uncle was chopping some wood when he cut himself pretty bad with an ax. Everyone is freaking out but he calms them down enough to go to the doctor. Now they're at the clinic talking to the doctor when the doctor says "Can I ask you something? How did this happen?". This would have been a normal interaction, but the doctor was an African-American man, so it sounded more like " Can I ax you something?". My uncle, deadpan & stoic as ever, says "Well doc, I axed myself.". The doctor doubles over laughing & that is the story of how my uncle got away with a semi-racist joke.

[@evanmarchisello8197]

A gunslinger rides into a small frontier town. He proceeds to the saloon where he has a few drinks. Nothing interesting happens that day because the wild west was a lot tamer than media would lead you to believe.

[@Leppy331]

I love how tired dan sounds at 3:57 when he says “ the Ceeeee”

[@connorweir819]

I like that he drags it on

[@2BChaos]

Heard this one once in an opening act: My first date didn't go well. I didn't even open the car door for her. I just swam for the surface...

[@rjtp2552]

You had me wheezing 😂😂

[@loneronin6813]

I see the date didn't exactly go swimmingly :P

[@MusoDre]

I wanna see the one thats like "WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HOODLE AND KABOODLE? SCABOODLE"

[@brendenkline3538]

thats on their first comp like 6 mins in

[@GameTornado01]

Two clownes are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says: "I think we got the joke wrong."

[@zaptrongamer1106]

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the van Oh you expected a rhyme? Just get in the van

[@guilhermecastro9893]

The best is Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

[@prestonmendez7080]

Here’s one, what kind of merman likes anime...... a sea weeb

[@navadaweihrouch9606]

I got a joke: What do you call a alligator that's a cop? Nothing because reptiles can't have human jobs.

[@aj-dj3rp]

9:19 has got to be my all time favorite i use it quite often

[@jamarthegamer5011]

The Existence of a Watermelon must mean that there's a Firemelon, Airmelon, And Earthmelon. These are The *Elemelons.*

[@hunckledorf]

woooow...so underrated. i love this joke.

[@Karin17S]

Then there’s the ancient blackmouldmelon at the veeeery back of the fridge

[@jakethesnek545]

Then everything changed when the firemelon attacked.

[@connorweir819]

lol

[@penny.dreadful666]

0:08 That fake laugh followed by the "alright" just fucking killed me.

[@ExistentialNathan]

Me: how many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Friend: I don’t know. How many? Me:...17... Friend: 👀

[@GermDGator]

What did the Italian say when he walked in on someone in the bathroom? European.

[@pizzaquip1894]

God, I can't mustard up enough strength to ketchup... welp I might as well relish the moment

[@Mythol-OG]

I don't have an appropriate condiment for this joke...

[@brendenkline3538]

I guess you mayo may not be able to do that

[@Mythol-OG]

@@brendenkline3538 Mayo on Pizza? That's not topping the list of best pizza puns...

[@brendenkline3538]

Bobby Toback-Wolf ...pizza puns?

[@Mythol-OG]

@@brendenkline3538 Sorry, was looking at OP's icon. I forgot about this entirely... oops.

[@DougSalad]

A gynecologist and a urologist walk into a bar. The gyno asks the bartender for beer with a good head. The urologist laughs and the bartender turns to the gyno and says "oh, you're taking the piss aren't you?" The gyno says "no that's his job"

[@MCDexpo]

A man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. As soon as he touched the bottle, out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah bl *hic* I'm a bit drunk, though, so you can forget about three wishes... You only get one!" The man sat there and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I'm scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible!!! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel it'd take!! No, think of another wish." The man said, "OK, I'll try to think of a really good wish." Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they're crying, know what they really want when they say "nothing,", know how to make them truly happy." The genie stroked his beard for a while, thinking, and then finally said, "Okay, so this bridge of yours, Do you want two lanes or four?"

[@ZaberZlayer7]

This might’ve been the best joke I’ve ever heard in my life.

[@supernova9216]

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He goes up to the bartender and says “two beers please. One for me and one for the road.”

[@triccele]

Real question... is the pencil at 4:56 angry or sad?

[@cononsberg6919]

You've got a damn point

[@n.j.oproductions5790]

I still don't get the lady in church and the Lady in the tub joke

[@cuzimspecial1]

Church: Hope in the Soul Tub: Soap in the Hole

[@lordpun7779]

Bath: soap in her hole

[@nuclearspider8887]

0:08 the best fake laugh ever.

[@laquishaadams1854]

I love how on the second one, not only did Dan make himself laugh, but he sounded surprised that it was funny.

[@prehistoricfanboy101]

What do meteors gain muscles from? aSTEROIDS ☄️ What do you call a comedian skeleton? Comic SANS

[@manmale4625]

Arin: I mustache you a question. Me: But I'LL SHAVE IT FOR LATER!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. funny...

[@BKCKaeo]

John Brock underated comment god damn

[@_golden_sign_]

1:15 sounds like a Yogscast Lewis joke

[@quirkyeggmuffin]

1:02 that should’ve been Duolingo bird.

[@plant7371]

I took inspiration from this to text my brother this: what's the difference between a hat and a dead baby? I don't wear hats

[@ghoulisnotaghost7982]

I posted some of these on to my Snapchat and spammed most of my friends with these and I'm waiting to be yelled at. I can't wait.

[@mx.plasma]

3:26 and then they died of e coli

[@THUNGUNS]

4:09 Dan didn't frkn finish the joke. You're supposed to say the other woman has soap in her hole 🙄

[@theender9928]

Hey what did the owl saw to the random owl?, *who* are you?

[@spiwolf6998]

8:36 Can someone explain the Nazi joke? I don't think I get it... 🤷‍♀️

[@benjamincarp1307]

spi wolf me neither

[@xv6590]

The joke is so terrible there is no punchline, unlike Logan Paul's face, there's a lot of punchlines on that

[@omgwhytho1543]

The woman was risking her life to get her false teeth instead of going to safety. Her husband is pointing out the teeth aren't necessary while hiding from a bombing, since the woman won't be eating what they are dropping.

[@karyncanup4311]

They got it from a website of 1940s jokes

[@spiwolf6998]

@@omgwhytho1543 Ah thank you. I thought that was it but I figured there was a deeper/darker part I was missing. Considering all the other jokes in this compilation. :)

[@CameraDev]

Hawk: HAAAAAA- video: plays ad

[@cragnorthegoblinking4269]

Keep em coming! I love these so much.

[@genoteh9706]

4:08 explain pls

[@littlebirdy3545]

The woman in church has hope in her soul. The other woman has soap in her hole

[@mistyerrors3121]

@@littlebirdy3545 oh.

[@silvermoon9021]

Switch the h and s in hope in her soul

[@spiwolf6998]

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? 😂

[@orvillechen9722]

spi wolf dr. Drey

[@AnubisFactsGames]

Can someone explain the woman in church/bathtub joke? I think the pun is hope/soap, but I’m not sure.

[@troyboesen71]

One has hope in her sole, the other has soap in her hole

[@AnubisFactsGames]

Troy Boesen OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH! I love that one! XD

[@LnPPersonified]

@@troyboesen71 Soul*

[@zephyr1741]

hope in her soul soap in her hole

[@nitrodiecast]

I was just about to say, ummmm...yeaahhhh. Stay pure if you didn’t get that one lol

[@cptn.penguin902]

I love how the first one was mostly them intentionally reading dab jokes to each other and then this one is just all jokes the made genuinely on the show xD

[@weirdogiant6886]

What do you call a guy hurrying for work? A Russian.

[@gamecubemaster1990]

I dont get the bathroom one and I'm worried

[@daqwan_says_hello275]

A woman in a church has *h*ope in her *s*oul, a woman in the bathtub has...

[@justapoet2794]

Hi, I'm DaQwan thanks, I didn’t get it either. :/

[@zephyr1741]

hope in her soul soap in her hole onion armor best armor

[@sargentsulvix9927]

Dan: "What do you call a baby on a stick" Arin: *immediately* "lunch!"

[@luke762]

When I was younger I thought mike roe was Tim Allen

[@TheNight469]

I have jokes I made up. First one:Two hotdogs are talking to each other. One of them says:"Man, you're the worst." (There's a type of hotdog called a blot worst *Idk how to spell it, do not judge me.* Second one:Some mice were taking a picture. The one holding the camera says:"Say cheese!".

[@blush107]

Maleena Cruz bratwurst lmao, its german.

[@SeleneRoseRM]

My favorite part is that the small medium at large goes to the con con

[@jaydoesstuffyt6533]

So. Many. Dead. Babies

[@gamegeekz1]

I laughed at the Mike Rowe joke

[@Rat-King]

6:04 I heard one similar in an audiobook

[@acardboardbox9386]

1:17 so this joke is good but apperantly the blind pig joke from the first one was too forced?

[@SCP-nl9dj]

I remember when U-Haul used to be We-Haul

[@dylandaubenmire4630]

What do you call a dead dad on a stick. A cadader. Like cadaver

[@thememorablenovelist5876]

i made a thousand swords and sheilds but so they call me a black smith no but you do one goat and ...

[@dillonbergman9802]

beaver-chan at 6:45

[@untitledtuber6475]

If you fill a water gun with urine it's a pistol

[@TheNotRealKappa]

So there's this man with alzheimers who lives next to me, every day he comes and knocks on my door to ask if i've seen his wife, but his wife is dead. I say no and close the door. He walks back to his house and cries, wondering what happened.

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

Can you explain it?

[@MF99K]

theres so many jokes about dead babies I'm concerned

[@ArcanistShion]

I like them. xD

[@tntalchemist]

2:18 *in the disappointed mother voice* Arin...

[@ItIsAdam]

I really hope this video blows up. It deserves it, it's so good ❤️

[@undulatingline1234]

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?” The operator, in a soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?” Is apparently the best joke in the world

[@smolpupper7641]

You're absolutely amazing

[@thenecromancer4113]

what's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies I take off my shoes to jump on the trampoline.

[@esmooth919]

4:37 caught me off guard

[@Tinypro2005]

A man looks to his son, his son says "Dad it was 3 years ago the accident wasn't your fault"

[@TheB-Train]

5:37 why did it take me so long to understand this joke thoroughly?

[@tsemiu]

I still don't get it

[@BongoThe]

@@tsemiu dr drey has rapped alongside snoop dogg on multiple occasions , hence the rhyme part of the joke .

[@charliepie1212]

I love when they use the Mr. Wilson voice.

[@nicknate2518]

my favorite one wasn't in this one and its just "a ginger walks out of a bar" and then he keeps on walking away

[@loneronin6813]

My immediate response to what you call a black man on the moon was, "Frank." I don't know why astronaut escaped me as a possible answer :P

[@lettucekisses]

Are we all gonna ignore the fact that Arins answer to what do you call a baby on a stick was “lunch”

[@ThornHailsnap]

A black man and a white man walk into a bar and sit one seat apart from each other. A third man comes in and asks the bartender if the middle seat is taken. The bartender replies "I don't know. That's a gray area."

[@WhisptheGhost]

8:37 bruh my ELA teacher and computer teachers names are Mrs. Brown

[@noahrunions3997]

4:33 I dont get it

[@maddylane2002]

I’ve seen this before and seen the originals, sooooo many times, and I will never NOT laugh at these. But I absolutely love how the cannibals look like the villagers from Super Mario Sunshine. 😂😂😂🙏

[@chloerogers8841]

What do you get when you cross a baby and a washing machine? Blood. So much blood.

[@sedox3145]

The Christmas one had the best build up ever, and worth it

[@infanitecsg]

Ok I'll shave it for later 0:17

[@sleepsoundtracks9216]

Hi I'm Mike Row. And I'm Micro Mike Row. And this is my crow.

[@FlancitoConCebolla]

The glass of milk joke actually made me laugh 😂

[@reneholly7994]

4:08 What's the joke exactly?

[@violetwave25]

The woman in a church as hope in her soul. The woman in the bath as soap in her...

[@skittleskidofsolaire7241]

The voices!

[@bruhhow9534]

Why are they both done while play Kirby's Epic Yarn?

[@mckaycoleman9182]

What is the same between a comedian and a murder A: they both love to kill it

[@bloodhuntzoro3144]

2:37 This fcking got me XD

[@Soulless_Reaper420]

What do you call a Gay Dinosaur Suckadickosaurs

[@orlandogutierrez2235]

I still dont get the joke of a women in a church and a women in the bathtub

[@deadwooddooley3202]

I don’t like the way that dinosaur was eyeing my bussy

[@MC-fh3tz]

merry birthmas

[@broggy52]

Happy Thanksgiving

[@MC-fh3tz]

thanks @@broggy52