Game Grumps: Con Stories

[@jocomfiresin6982]

Dan- "Now I've become the he's totally fine just give him some time guy" Admitting to being Arin's second wife.

[@LArbongo]

Arin is secretly Mormon

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@Emily Barclay Idk I feel like they both could really fit in to the stereotypical roles of a wife so if I had to design the wedding cake to this fictitious gay wedding I'd have to go with the top having two dudes with vales white tux from waist up connecting to the bottom of a gown from the waist down... Kind'a feels like neither of them really fit the whole manly man stereotype but neither would be true to the wifu stereotype either. However in the sack I feel like arin would definitely be the woman just from every single bit he's ever done... If he goes gay he will be a bottom for sure. Not to say it's inherently not a womans place to do anything but take it when it comes to sex... Just to say that it's the more stereotypical place... Idk man trying to stick to a common perspective of our society without coming off as a sexist dick is difficult sometimes... All I'ma say on the topic when it comes my actual feelings is sex is boring unless it's a two person act. A woman who doesn't act out her own feelings emotions and desires is just a child.

[@HuffinCrack]

the idiot's telling on himself

[@poofballoon]

Excuse you, Dan is Suzy's husband's boyfriend.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@poofballoon Shh... her name is Suzie Snooze. I've called her that since the table flip era and I don't know why.

[@patrickshaw411]

“I’d like a noose and a dramatic tree”

[@tarrenr8159]

"The same for me" / "Make that two."

[@Jayshiver]

/ “It’s snowing on Mount Fuji”

[@SpiderMan-kj4id]

Arin: yeah we’re very tired- Dan: hold on there’s CHEEZE NIPS

[@GrahamCrannell]

been watching grumps forever and i had never seen this bit 🤣🤣

[@TindraSan]

some people must have thought that was some sort of planned out bit, like even fan giving the cheeze nips was in on it, bc I certainly would have thought that. it was just too perfect, yanno?

[@GBfanatic15]

I've heard the bit before but I've never seen THE VIDEO oh my god

[@Nocturne22]

The way Jon and Dan both recounted/reacted to the story about Arin cutting his face open really shows their contrast. Always seems like Jon and Arin are fighting to talk over each other. Dan's laid back personality plays off Arin's aggressive one and balances it out.

[@PrinceofMilk]

I agree completely

[@blackmould]

Nocturne22 Ikr!! I’ve always preferred the cute+fun banting energy that Dan & Arin rather than the bickering hostile energy that Dan & Jon always had

[@66LordLoss66]

Don't you think it's because Jon is recounting the event with Arin and Dan is only reacting to it. Of course Dan's not going to be interrupting Arin; he doesn't know the story.

[@PrinceofMilk]

@@66LordLoss66 That also makes sense. You're right.

[@perrisavallon5170]

The Jon era's good for jokes/reactions to the games. The Dan era's good for the friendship and banter between the two. It's honestly a very different show with either of them.

[@DKxRAMONESxSP]

Arin is totally jealous Dan went to a porn convention without him

[@agoodusername5662]

Id like your comment, but i cant bring myself to ruin the 69 likes

[@cipherclone]

@@agoodusername5662 you good now, someone else ruined it

[@agoodusername5662]

@@cipherclone :"(

[@IanStrika]

@@cipherclonelet's get it to 6969

[@FinallyAlone]

@@agoodusername5662 "The hardest chooses require the strongest wills"

[@inu8122]

the cheesenips story makes me laugh every time

[@lxl_grxmp]

i know, especially if you've seen the clip from the panel

[@sansnom5269]

Jon status : *T O L D*

[@Xarazel]

THOSE ARE AL QUEDAS CHEESE NIPS!

[@ErinnSakairu]

_ME TOOOO_ the real question is--_DO YOU LIKE CRAB_

[@YoutubePizzer]

he said "oh sweet, cheese nips" like exactly the same both times

[@TheStateOfWisconsin]

*"DIJU EAT CRAUPS???"* *"CRAF???"* *CRAUGHP???"* *"I EAT TOO"*

[@shoople]

DID YOU EAT CRHAHG? GRAPHGHGH? CRAHGPGHG? I ATE TOOOOOOO

[@YKplaysMC]

Lmao I was dying at that part

[@ezradactyl]

Ah yuh haveen faaaahhhhn? A-me tuuuuuuu

[@videogamenostalgia]

#METOOOOOOOOOO

[@shoople]

@@videogamenostalgia DKLSFJDSFKJFD

[@luckydude656]

I remember meeting Arin at twitchcon 2018, I couldnt think of anything creative/funny to say so I just kept saying "fuckin lips man" he was like "oh my God man I forgot about that, it's been like x years since anyone did that" made me feel great since I did something slightly original

[@fatcat1]

He was probably being sarcastic and hated you

[@joyboytheo]

fatcat wow

[@icarusa.4757]

Arin was talkin about u on a game grumps video looool😂😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eofNp4dohr2Dgrc enjoy 👌

[@DankSoulsVoid]

What a... lucky dude you are

[@ivor749]

@@icarusa.4757 Nope, he said Twitch Con 2018, that video is from 2013.

[@nisfornick]

8:28 - "I am familiar with your work!" Oh man, that had me in stitches... To be fair, I'd probably react the same way.

[@GBfanatic15]

what else do you even say? anything else just sounds creepy XD like you're trying to be respectful but also tell them you've seen what films they've been in XD

[@roserocksrapidly]

Dan didn’t just eat a cheese nip, he had a cheese nip EXPERIENCE

[@georgiaashe5591]

"DO YOU EAT THE CRAB?? ..Me, too.." I love that L'Arc~en~Ciel story! It's exactly what Hyde would say haha

[@karyncanup4311]

A-me teu!!!

[@GrayeIra]

That mans accent is adorable and I love it, but that was amazing

[@Warmaka]

Oh so that's what they tried to pronounce xD. LARK ON SEALLE

[@jbwarner8626]

@@Warmaka I heard it as Lark NCL for like the first dozen times until I just happened to stumble across their name on TV Tropes or something 😆

[@caiden2707]

Nobody: Dan: *Oh dude they have cheezenips*

[@katiesonneville2695]

I met the game gumps at a meet and greet in the UK, I was so incredibly nervous. I was in cosplay and they were so incredibly nice, as I was stunned at their American accents because its different on video I guess, so after that initial flop at a conversation started Arin started talking to me about my cosplay and I was so grateful he got me out of that conversation flop, and I've never been able to tell them I appreciate them as content makers and thank you for making my day a bit better by watching a video when I'm feeling down. and its made me feel guilty ever since and I've never gotten into power hour as I was so sad that I didn't tell them I couldn't watch their videos and I've never been able to get into it which goddamn sucks!

[@monochromebunni3887]

I totally feel that! When I met Dan and Phil, literally almost the only thing I said was "you're so tall, wow you're so tall" over n over because I was so stunned and they're a foot taller than me lmao knowing you didn't get to say what you dreamed of saying to someone for years even once you got the chance is TOUGH, I blew my chance hard

[@katiesonneville2695]

@@monochromebunni3887 so true, it's gotten to a point where I'm really trying to get over it but still I cringe at my past self ^^;

[@GBfanatic15]

@@monochromebunni3887 I don't even know what I'd say to them, knowing they got me through hard times I guess

[@lemonsouda]

I'm suddenly wondering how Arin's friend felt when he found out that Arin and Suzy got together because he got cold feet

[@elitegamer2272]

That's just how it works, whoever's asks first

[@ezradactyl]

I'm suddenly wondering why they got so awkward when it was brought up that she was 13 and he was 16 *ellipses x 1000*

[@theamericanyoutuber]

Eh.

[@chrisketchum8042]

Probably drinking, and thinking how stupid he felt.

[@rgkong8783]

@@ezradactyl 3 years apart isn’t bad honestly.

[@P1K3L]

He ate it out of spite, they thought he wouldn't, but they underestimated the power of Danny!

[@juandux1424]

True madlad

[@sketchbookonline2040]

And did a sexy move right after!

[@P1K3L]

@@sketchbookonline2040, such a sexy move!

[@mountaincow4035]

You need more credit for the work you put in these compilations.

[@wesleypatterson2267]

god bless you for tracking down footage of the concert, im laughing so hard it hurts

[@afterwalker6773]

By the time Arin was shouting "CRAFF" I was losing it.

[@VidyaAntics]

My girlfriend and I are childhood sweethearts just like Arin and Suzy, with a similar age difference too. If I wanna follow the Grump timeline then I need to propose in like a year and a half.

[@lorinoe284]

That’s awesome buddy, I really hope it works out for the both of you

[@RickachuCXVI]

Good luck my fellow lovely

[@theradionicrevival8068]

Nah i’d advise against man Just propose whenever you two are ready and time is right; no need to force yourself to align with two idols and when they started and everything Your life is your own, you do you man

[@maekessler3047]

same :,)

[@thenord3218]

Update pls

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

You gotta give credit to a man. Not even gonna try to spell the band name, but you gotta admit that he did try to hype up the crowd. A shame you can't really understand him.

[@gensou777]

You mean l'arc en ciel?

[@BlackScreenProductions125]

@@gensou777 yep.

[@RamielEdits]

Nah I really do think they understand, they litterally said that he tried to learn some English and that they highly respected him...

[@JeremyFinch42]

Arin cosplayed as Metal Gear Snake??? Arin: *_Dan, I need backup. I'm dummy thicc, and the clap of my ass cheeks has alerted the fanboys._*

[@donaldkjohnson9415]

Underrated comment

[@GrumpsTheMovie]

I would only remember Arin getting sick on each convention and Dan yelling "Hey Chinaman!" before seeing this

[@peepithink4318]

...frennd?! Owò

[@DJPonychan18]

The concert footage: 24:24 and 25:58 ARE YOU HAVING FUUUUN? ME TOOOO? DO YOU EAT DA CRAFFF?? ME TOO!

[@ZeldaAndIkeLove]

What's funny is I attended Otakon (many years after Dan's story) and one of the years I went Barry went in disguise and fooled everyone

[@Ostnizdasht206]

DID YOU EAT CRAP!? DID YOU EAT CRAP!? ME TOOOOOOOO

[@ajoyfultaco993]

CyberRonin #metoo

[@staridise]

The ending of this video had me absolutely rolling just the perfect cut off

[@CalebratedTV]

I remember that cheese nips thing being so flipping hilarious, because the way people edit it together was exactly like it is in this clip, where it just seems like Dan and Jon were both in on a joke. But really it's just two really funny guys being goofy - it was the perfect storm.

[@IvanTheGhostboy]

"THOSE ARE JON'S!" "Who?"

[@Andrew00279]

Eat them Dan. Chew it *Palpatine voice*

[@BADRANG4EVER]

Seeing this video and the Q and A part and I really REALLY miss Barry :( And I miss steam train/roll where they played 4 player games. And had interesting grump mix up's like Dan and Barry or Barry and Suzy.......

[@rachelgibson2113]

Im so glad they showed the Magfest cheeze nips clip. I watched some of the Super Mario 64 playthrough so I've watched/heard that story. But i did not expect that. Really cool.

[@brendandugdell7405]

Imagine meeting your future wife at the age of 16. Couldn't be me

[@eldmusic]

THE END IS FRIGGIN A PERFECTLY CUT SCREAM!!!!

[@greenchilaquiles]

"Cheez nips controversy". Times were simpler when Jon related controversies had nothing to do with white nationalism.

[@FinallyAlone]

Well that's what happens when you parrot nonsense you hear online.

[@irrelevantperson785]

Hilarious stories paired with a perfectly cut scream at the end. Comedy gold. 👌

[@xupaponcloud9x]

What's funny and cool... I was at Otakon that year and saw L'arc en Ciel in concert too! And years later I'm watching Game Grumps and hear Dan tell the story about being there.

[@katttscratchfever]

My favorite parts of these compilations is when you can clearly tell when Arins jealous of Dan

[@moldorm30]

Dan: People were reading way to into it and it was ridiculous Also Dan at panel: Plays exactly into everything people were hoping and making it a show

[@lavendervisions]

CRAF

[@Jayystuff]

Ah-me tooooooo....

[@rossvegas1346]

I was at the “I want a noose and a dramatic tree” show! They came out on stage and just told that story. There was a Q&A section and someone proposed to their partner it was so cute

[@aether413]

God I'm crying the crabs are too good

[@cameronedwards259]

Perfect timing for an upload, needed a new compilation for work 😂

[@RybuscleGames]

Cameron Edwards How long is your break?

[@cameronedwards259]

@@RybuscleGames Not break, just work and listening

[@EclipseeRaven]

So the panel was paxed

[@jamesmoriarty2329]

I’ve come back for the last story like 5 times.

[@ianshue2890]

30:38 I never knew they brought up that story again😂. They talked about that in the Shadow Campaign Sonic 06 episode when Jontron was on the show. It’s still one of the brutally sad and funny stories I’ve ever heard

[@YnadmaLockhart17]

You forgot during mario maker Dan talked about Indy Pop Con

[@KeikoUtaraichi]

Which episode was that again? I forgot about that!

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Dan being drunk did make it sound a little more crazy cause it wasn't as big of that but it was a bit of that

[@mephostopheles3752]

The Lark NCL story was always great, but I've never seen the video. They did a great job retelling it.

[@Luingi]

“DID YOU EAT A ＣＲＡＢＰＦ?”

[@Ben-do1bf]

Do any of you happen to enjoy eating the seafood which is known as crab?

[@chaosmiles07]

I do as well. AS A HUMAN DOES.

[@Ben-do1bf]

​@@chaosmiles07 I would like to go to Red Seashell.... I mean Red Lobster, where we can eat Lobster, a human food, as HUMANS DO!

[@omu6740]

i'm allergic :(

[@mew104]

42:00-43:44 broke me 😂🤣

[@fleurpayne3620]

i thought dan had gone to a "corn convention" so when i heard "porn stars" like EVERYTHING changed

[@sneaks9150]

2:20 *I've been watching GG for years and had NO IDEA there was a video clip of the cheese nip's incident!*

[@djgoku7774]

That L arc en ciel bit killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@jarethmiller9871]

3:07 I swear you can hear “Those are JonTrons D**khead” in the background

[@Andrew00279]

Eat them Danny. Do it.

[@HisashiBuri8]

Blood pressure = blublusher

[@Starze]

Dan eating the cheese nip kills me

[@432HzUSA]

that final cut was godly

[@hesgonetoofar5368]

Theres years worth of stories in these two adult children

[@silentgreen201]

When you realize that the last story was also the beard scar story

[@antonluvs]

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HOW PERFECTLY CUT THE ENDING IS??

[@lemnlyme]

arin’s sick story makes me feel so bad i’ve been there and that was one of the most painful and stressful moments of my life

[@KindaGrump]

I'd love to see Dan cosplay Space Dandy.

[@lxl_grxmp]

i wish i could have been at any of these conventions/panels

[@MRtacoslicous]

too bad

[@kaitracksmalgom]

Yah the subtitles said I’m not sugar where the grass XD

[@under20dollars26]

He really did say “kraff”

[@kuraiwolf4047]

You know... Danny really needs to check out the band "Brojob". Like, he loves comedic music, and he will love Brojob. Comedic metal, enough said.

[@d_eexe]

im so glad that clip from the con exists. dan left out so much embellishment

[@MrJamhamm]

I didn't realize you could actually see Dan in the crowd in that crapff story. That's amazing

[@slimeser6443]

I was dying at 42:46

[@halfaworldaway]

The Cheese Nip... That was the sexiest way I've seen anyone eat anything.

[@tylerpeck7535]

Hyde (vocals of l'arc en ciel) is on tour in the US now....he gonna find you dan....

[@Hutch2Much]

i am somehow both Arin and Dan in every situation

[@deepfriedmilk9890]

39:22 i literally had the same thing today. all the same symptoms except i threw up like every hour after and i definitely wasn’t that cold. it sucks so much.

[@Slenderquil]

Are you having fun?

[@shoople]

*MHE TEEEEEEEEHHHHUU*

[@acediaethos4469]

DUDE OH MY GOD I HAVE A SCAR ON MY CHIN FROM BARFING IN THE TOILET AND SMASHING MY CHIN OPEN I HAD NO IDEA ARIN RELATES

[@Growlzagra]

Yes the Jon's sick story.

[@coolnamebro7363]

45:08 ey man watch yo jet

[@chloegregory6950]

Arin referencing the shiny ponyta video at 25:49 gives me life

[@alortiz1954]

I love the end couple of seconds

[@ConnerTheEsquire]

I think the most f-bombs heard in this video are served by Jon.

[@mizukisoups]

Hyde, the guy who said "DID YOU EATA CRABPFSSSS???" Has done sillier things but I will always find the "MEEE TOOOOO!!!" Bit to be the funniest thing

[@pwojo9776]

Didn't Arin and Suzy go to like some con or something and like meet some of the Monster High people who just adored Suzy but straight up ghosted Arin? Am I remembering that story correctly? I know it was something like that but I can't quite remember the circumstances. Like, whether it was a con random chance encounter, they and Suzy arranged it beforehand, or Suzy and Arin got a tour of the offices or something?

[@snail-teeth]

Peter Wojewodzki I remember that story, don't remember when it was mentioned tho

[@rockybeegaming]

Yeah, I think Suzy kentioned it when her and Ross played monster high

[@poofballoon]

Dan needs to stop being so sexy, he's got me feeling strange just by eating a snack dramatically.

[@iKendles]

38:02 best story in the serious, not because jon is in it, but because it is truly hilarious

[@trashotaku]

I’m fully convinced that Arin got food poisoning in that last story since all the symptoms he was describing sound like symptoms you can get from that

[@TheSpektrum1989]

CRABPH

[@jbwarner8626]

Going through all these compilations, the stories are entertaining as always, but I'm constantly distracted whenever a clip from Pokémon FireRed pops up and I'm reminded of how often Arin completely forgot the type matchup chart and just hammered random attacks in desperation. Like at 35:46 when he tries to use Acid on a Nidorino, then switches out a Ground Pokémon that knows Magnitude and has it use Rock Blast instead 😆

[@arudanel5542]

I heard "crap" not craf, which made it even funnier.

[@doshep_hegex]

The KRAHFF thing never gets old

[@Not_Aaron_]

The end of the video killed me

[@Cha3.yullll]

me having never been to a con because I'm sure i would cry the entire time because of the noise: haha... you fools...

[@velmavoodoo5573]

awh that kicks ass you went to AVN! i was at the manyvids booth!

[@Hawkguy327]

What a unique idea for a video! Subscribed!

[@sherlockwatson101]

As a girl in her mid twenties .... fuck those guys that can’t take a hint at cons. I’ve been told I’m too nice for my own good which usually should be considered a good thing. I’ve been stalked at cons and have had cons ruined because I’ll go a separate way and they will actually find me. Please never do this. Again legit cons have been ruined for me completely by people who do this - not just guys. I shouldn’t have to hide from people

[@jacksonshxlby]

i fucking love brian snoring videos that shits funny

[@Jaegerborn]

Anyone know why Arin wasn't allowed into the BeautyCon building?? They didn't finish the story, and I'm super curious.

[@Jaegerborn]

Two years later… I still don’t know.

[@MadDogEddie]

I saw the title and thought this was gonna be a 45-minute compilation of them talking about how they scammed people.(Like the Elite Beat Agents story)

[@kozuosu5759]

At first i was confused because all of the stories had nothing to do with convenience stores Then i realized i was really dyslexic

[@hamburgerdog25]

Kindofsortofinawaybutnotreally a lazy costume story. Once there was a kid who walked into my class on Halloween. So hes this tall skinny white dude with long blonde hair and black rimmed big rectangular glasses and maybe a denim jacket? Proabably not the jacket. ANYWAY since its Halloween I'm thinking "oh, hes doing Garth from Wayne's World." So I walk up to him and go "hey I like your Garth costume" so he just sits there like "wtf" and goes "oh I'm not wearing a costume" and idk I kind of think about this sometimes (the lazy cosplay story reminded me of this)