Game Grumps: Traveling Stories

Arin and Dan's stories from near and far!

[@BlackStartheSorcerer]

Dan always makes me feel ok about my life. Like. He talks about his life and all he went through and I’m like “I’m not even at the age most of his stories begin with” and I think about where he was and where he is now and I feel like I can still accomplish something.

[@Jaegerborn]

Dude. Same. I'm 26 now, and I feel like I've completely wasted my time or I have no chance at the life I want. But Dan makes me feel like I have a chance when I hear his stories of how long it took him to get to where he is now.

[@canberr227]

Same

[@olxad9]

It all depends on yourself. A change doesnt happen, unless you start changing and stepping out from your comfort zone. And thats not an easy thing to do. I think without Dans influence, I wouldnt have had the courage to go study abroad. That experience lead to many new friendships and experiences. All the best, bro💪🏻

[@linkyloo1370]

I feel the exact same way

[@saxtonturner2240]

@Rkay hush

[@brandonthesteele]

Arin "so when I was in Japan" Hanson

[@quirmple]

Dan “When I was in Amsterdam” Avidan.

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Its entirely possible

[@sirbillius]

Arin “when I worked at blockbuster” Hanson

[@GEEKFREAK02]

Arin "i have a apple" Hanson

[@IcyLad]

Dan “dude when I was in New Zealand” Avidan

[@carrot1193]

Arins "I'm gonna pretend too" was so pure and genuine

[@crowstrive1426]

Do you have a time stamp for that? I just listened to the whole thing and didn't hear it, but maybe I wasn't listening for a sec

[@RileyVoices]

I’m gonna pre-tend

[@readmydescifyouwant650]

Crow Strive 8:40

[@Bsjs7uu]

It was Dan

[@_Reikiiro]

​@@Bsjs7uu Dan: I'm gonna pretend you were joking, and then I'll ask you off-camera if you _were_ joking- *Arin: I'm gonna pretend too*

[@coranaorna]

Arin: tells story of the culture and people of Japan Dan: So I wAs At tHE CoK RiNg

[@CliolunaSilver]

I laughed way too hard at this

[@baconsandwich1887]

"There's... Something out the window! Some! Thing! GAY?????"

[@baconsandwich1887]

@Erratum Not that I know of, but then again, it's not like I know every GG reference.

[@trace3394]

@Erratum is from kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHfUaIeCp6eshZI

[@jeanetteRyokuX]

@Erratum I believe Ace Ventura 2

[@joyboy1734]

It came from the twilight zone and then ace ventura made a reference to it

[@captainbirch9835]

Gremlin on the wing, twilight zone

[@MrJohnCarrol]

"J-man, and by that I mean Jesus, not Jew-man." Well, Jesus was kind of a Jew-man anyway.

[@Cyortonic]

One might say he was king of the Jews

[@turntsnaco2878]

Asagisling Jewsus our lord and savior🙏

[@thegooddoctor4353]

Joseph and Mary were Nazarenes, so yeah, He was indeed Jewish by birth.

[@ivannushkka]

UwU

[@VideosByCal]

Jew-man, AAAAAH. Fighter of the Say-tan, AAAAH. Champion over death, AAAAH. He was fighting for his people, right up to his last breath.

[@bigbigtruck]

Arin's "milk tea" story reminds me of visiting a restaurant-slash-dairy in Alsace... we had a lovely meal but it was so rich and heavy that I couldn't finish. I hate wasting food, but also can't speak French, so spent like 5 minutes stumbling over "please... box to home... food box" and the waitress finally said "Ah! Un doggie bag."

[@Hutch2Much]

the way Danny says “some...thing...gAY??” never ceases to make me laugh

[@WildWestRaider]

Jim Carry reference lol

[@thesaucyprophesy2939]

Literally read this as he said it lmaooo

[@theraginmexi]

Same

[@rabbit-exe3606]

I'm scottish and oh my god, how Dan pronounces Edinburgh and Glasgow is hilarious. it's ed-in-bra and glas-go

[@joemorgan2390]

I'm assuming that's an artifact of Old English or whatever because why the hell would you put the U before the R if you want it pronounced like "bra".

[@wiggl3s_821]

Joe Morgan don’t ask man, not even we understand it but that’s just the way it is 😂

[@rameball]

I was thinking oh my god everytime hey said either one

[@CommanderKatelyn]

Joe Morgan ok Anglicised American. That’s just how the Scots language works. Just because it doesn’t make sense to you doesn’t mean it’s wrong. It’s also not pronounced “bra”. It’s pronounced similar to “burrow,”, the r comes after the u, it just sounds like ‘bra’ because of how Scots speak.

[@wiggl3s_821]

@@CommanderKatelyn i second this. Im a glaswegian myself and our accents kind of force us to shorten everything. Half of the time people from abroad or even from other places in the UK cant understand us because we speak too fast for them.

[@ThomasG_]

Arin may not know where Amsterdam is, but at least he can spell eye... wait.

[@doshep_hegex]

You mean ewe?

[@yerfdogson9785]

what about "the"?

[@mattdeeken2590]

Or “of” 😂

[@thatweirdgirl8466]

Gabe Godfrey tah hee?

[@water_fridge2770]

Arin may not know where Amsterdam is, but at least he can spell eye... Wait.

[@yonatanmoritz]

50:14 I don't know how to explain it but Arin's "what the fuck are you talking about" has specific intonations and timbres and tones that make it really soothing to the ears.

[@yonatanmoritz]

I don't know. He just puts the perfect amount of emphasis on the word "fuck".

[@residentpossum4705]

I'm actually from Trinidad, born and raised. Not many people know about the country, so back home just watching one of my favourite shows and Trinidad and Tobago was mentioned. It meant a lot, especially because I was struggling a lot as a queer trans guy, and being white I kinda really stood out. Luckily I made it to Canada to seek asylum this May. I dont wanna make this super deep, but the visibility is so important. There are so many people back there in terrible conditions with no way to leave. I'm hoping that the more light brought to the situation the greater the chance for helping people back home and hopefully change can be made.

[@residentpossum4705]

Also, it's one country Two islands though! Once upon a time it was one island

[@Ikkey]

It's sad barely anyone saw this comment.

[@residentpossum4705]

@@tacothedank I'm not a lesbian, I'm a gay trans guy. I'm attracted to men. I'm not straight

[@ArkadianDream]

@@tacothedank what you meant implies that a trans man/woman is not an actual man/woman, genius. If a trans guy is gay then he's a gay man. Not that hard to follow now is it

[@residentpossum4705]

@@tacothedank if a trans woman is attracted to men then yes she is straight

[@LovelyLala]

Fun fact if arin ever sees it, both gyuunyuu and miruku are correct but its specific to the termonoloy, since milk in that context is for a non-japanese cunjunction word, many people will use miruku rather than gyuunyuu but if youre talking about just milk you could use just gyuunyuu and they should understand, otherwise soemtimes it just comes down to the idiosyncricies of regional dialect and that some regions use miruku exclusively.

[@elenachapella]

Arin: When I was in Japan Dan: When I was in New Zealand

[@thehammurabichode7994]

Ross: While I was on fire... (There's three ways to interpret this joke, enjoy your stay)

[@Katimulator]

1:22 The way Dan says Glasgow and Edinburgh is killing me 😂😂

[@dannielleacnl21]

Katimulator same, I’m a Scot and oh my gosh!!!!!!

[@OrangeFluffyCat]

Now you know how I feel when UK people pronounce Los Angeles.

[@dannielleacnl21]

OrangeFluffyCat how do we pronounce it?

[@BippyTheGuy]

@@dannielleacnl21 Los Angeleez

[@dannielleacnl21]

Bippy The Guy oh don’t worry I have never pronounced it as that. All I watch is American tv/movies so I know it isn’t pronounced as that!

[@Redmoonblade]

"I don't drink though." Well you do for that moment.

[@kefka3]

so i guess Arin just goes to Japan like every year now.

[@bernardowoellner5650]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the conversation at 34:56 is basically the “Royale with Cheese” conversation from Pulp Fiction?

[@Lul_Demigod]

14:55 ExTaCy CoCaInE

[@RagingWaldo]

My father is from Glasgow (I was born in America). As he is my dad, and I've known him my whole life, to me he just sounds "normal". I do not recognize that he speaks with a Glaswegian accent. I recognize Glaswegian accents in other people, my uncle for example, but not my dad. So it was always a trip growing up, when my friends would meet my dad and say things like, "Dude! I didn't know you were Scottish."

[@ulyssesslim]

3:28 I have a contract I have a Lawyer Never fails to crack me up

[@TheStudnut]

WHERE IS THE PICTURE(S) OF DAN WITH BLUE HAIR?!

[@RisingJay]

forever lost to time, unless somebody wants to photoshop him

[@RabblesTheBinx]

KZbin won't let me post the link

[@bubblinebee]

Arin's Montana story makes it sound like he somehow ended up in Truth or Consequences NM.

[@BiggyJoyBoy]

Bubbline as soon as I read this comment, Arin started talking about it

[@katsuyafeather1309]

Dude I think he might have been talking about my shitty ass town I live in in Montana.

[@ProgressiveBoink]

Haha is Truth and Consequences really a shithole? I was in nm a while back and wanted to check it out bc of the name

[@sarawells7984]

Montana literally is just like that though

[@coltonbosse58]

I think he might be talking about the Symes hotel 😂

[@iggykidd]

The story about the cashier thinking Danny was Brian and Jim’s son is believable to me. I see pics of Danny with his childhood friends on Insta and I’m shocked they’re the same age, Danny is just so youthful.

[@renoia3067]

He glows with willful joy

[@emilybarclay8831]

He smoked so much weed he now ages backwards

[@fluffcake]

"Accidentally" in a gay bar

[@nananashining]

7:01 saving this so I can re-watch it whenever

[@wiggl3s_821]

Okay for real though, I don’t doubt that Dan was getting a lot of attention in that gay bar while he was just sat like “what the hell is happening?” Edit: I also live for his Jim Carrey references.

[@justadumb8864]

Oh yeah, I'm surprised he didn't figure it out

[@lukewaters4613]

Waiting for the comments about Edinburgh and Glasgow

[@caramelwaferr]

Luke Waters Yeah, I’m Scottish and it kinda pains me how he says it.

[@lukewaters4613]

Cara Reid I’m not even Scottish

[@rosrostera8784]

but Edinburgh sounded fine not Glasgow though

[@ginormatron6976]

Somehow he pronounced both of them wrong

[@SuperCoolUsernameGuy]

Edinberg and Glass Gow

[@melfmz1509]

THERES SOMETHING OUT THE WINDOW SOME THING *GAY*

[@stevenmoffett3460]

If I heard "I have a pen" in the wild. It would make my year.

[@presofcamelot]

41:46 Arins *Golden* voice

[@katsuyafeather1309]

WOW can't believe Aaron went to my town in Montana. And he described it PERFECTLY. Like shit man he's not kidding....not all of Montana sucks but everything he just said was totally accurate. Especially the thing about doing the two things in town before having to drive like hundreds of miles to the next town.

[@RoseTheCat99]

Arin

[@lowfunk8466]

im also from montana and ive been there, Arin is correct.

[@exoticbutters9867]

I really wa t to see Dan with blue dreadlocks

[@coltonbosse58]

Was it the symes hotel by chance?

[@jonahj9519]

That’s just every town in Montana.

[@hollykuma]

The "mirukku tea" story reminds me of the time I went to Canada with my parents, we were at this cafe for breakfast and there was a French toast stack called "le premier". I was taking French in high school at the time and very proudly pronounced it correctly, and our waitress was like "what? oh, the premier" (English pronunciation of premier). In retrospect we weren't in a majorly French part of the country but come on, it was written that way on the menu 😭

[@ChloeKatiePuppy]

Imagining ross saying Milkaroo in his accent is golden

[@Alejandro-xd1pf]

21:18 I wonder if, when the stranger asked "Hey, are your dogs friendly?" If it was a way for the stranger to judge whether or not your uncle was going to be an easy target, or if he was going to be too much trouble. Easy target, for what?.. best not appear weak and overly friendly, in the middle of nowhere.

[@lopsidedbear6301]

That is a perfect description of Montana.

[@TheJavierMartinez88]

40:59 "And he just said:" *DONATIONS*

[@bethmacdonald2399]

i'm from glasgow and i dont understand me

[@artaum5635]

5:35 so Japan is Canada of Asia

[@WhyGodby]

as a Canadian i had that same thought.

[@pauloltman4960]

14:33 honestly, thats really fuckin funny but also really cool of that cashier to just ask that cause when someone says that in that casual of a way you can just kinda tell what that person's vibe is right off the bat!

[@Zachkhat]

Man, I really like Dan´s uncle after this

[@jackcatmull9711]

Me a Montanan fella, i think you were takling about the Symes Hotel. Yep, totally accurate description.

[@coltonbosse58]

Jack Catmull I think he was talking about that too

[@doyourbest_uwu]

13:27 unless they have a warrant, an officer is not allowed to search your car without your permission

[@unholyzoe]

The way Dan says Glasgow makes me so happy, also hi from Glasgow, a fellow Glaswegian.

[@thevampirefox]

*I live for these Grump clips-*

[@grumpycatgames9322]

2:12 "oh negan creedin I dont know why you hope to shire agian"

[@kerysbegg9818]

Knowing Danny has been to my home city, Glasgow, makes me so happy for some reason

[@dimasvillanueva9334]

*YEA DUDE YOU FUCKIN' DID THE THING WHILE YOU WERE TALKIN'*

[@RooibosGinger]

I’m humbled by how many Japan stories there are.

[@bettya.k.abetty8259]

When I was in Japan I didn't do shit because I was on a buisness trip consulting for my company. The first thing that caught my attention about Japan was the isolation. Id like to visit again but, as an outsider I wouldn't want to live there permanently

[@PuffyOne1898]

I have a pen...

[@PuffyOne1898]

OOOOHHH PPAP!!!

[@TheMCzorro]

*OOOOOOOOOOO*

[@BlackDiamond347]

SUGOIIIIIIIIIIII

[@cicadeus7741]

SUGOI!! PEN PINAPERU APORU PEN

[@quilcinq-mars4893]

SUGOIIII DESSUUUUUUUUUUUU~~

[@lumethecrow2632]

Every meme channel ever uses that background music in the Mario part

[@bunny5728]

Glaswegin is like Creole in the US 😂

[@jubescore]

The way Dan pronounced Glasgow has just sent me.

[@cbored3778]

I thought that Amsterdam was in the uk but then it turns out that I confused it with Aberdeen in Scotland

[@DecaWind_8]

The “Ppap” guy was on Sesame Street once.

[@Azaism]

Still waiting for that Game Grumps in Japan special.

[@thegooddoctor4353]

Can't believe Dan had never seen that good purp!

[@nataliecameron]

Dan got Scotland 100% right, can confirm as a Scottish citizen

[@ringostingo5892]

The Edinburgh/Glasgow accent discussion reminds me of that old Billy Connolly bit ...

[@alliekat22]

Love these clips lol

[@structuredkaos3083]

When you remember dan fucking 41years old and you thought he was 34 AT MOST!!!

[@ivannushkka]

I’m smiling rlly hard.

[@addictedtochocolate920]

When I was little and visited the EU for the first time, I wanted to learn how to order tacos in English. I know how it feels, Arin

[@mightjimmy3566]

this channel should honestly make more compilations about the stories that the game grump's tells

[@Alejandro-xd1pf]

25:05 I know how it feels, it sucks and it sticks with you.. I hope those experiences loose their sting, eventually. 😓

[@abigailbrister7311]

8:28 dan says "poople" by accident and arin doesn't even catch it

[@mxttstrxfe]

3:33 lmao

[@MapleisCrack]

MIRUKU TEE

[@geacket]

*reads title*ahh yes this will help

[@mckenziemorris5414]

4 lbs of weed is 1,814 grams. That's literally 10 years of stash for me. How did Dan survive that

[@emilybarclay8831]

From this I’ve calculated that you smoke approximately 5 grams a day

[@SkYDrive_R]

Welcome to Trinidad

[@AmberCatFan]

Glas-g-OW I fucking crying 😂😂

[@lilyashby6014]

whos got pics of blue hair dan

[@LadyUsakoB]

i couldn't find any >.< i really want to see xD

[@supernova35800]

dannys gotta bring back the blue hair and/or dreads

[@MrNewtube25]

Loved hearing about aron in montana. wish I could have seen him :( and he talked kind of bad about my home. They were in hot springs montana though I think on the flat head reservation and there are much better out door springs to go to else where

[@RalphDaniëIs]

As an Amsterdam'er I love Dan's story's

[@addictedtochocolate920]

2:28 Mancardoorhookhand

[@reallocket]

I SCREAMED WHEN DAN MISPRONOUNCED EDINBURGH AND GLASGOW

[@rameball]

Same

[@gabezepeda5010]

I picture you literally screaming bloody murder in a public area

[@christhecartooncatboy6237]

I stuck a sausege in my sock i hate sausege but love hotdogs and my parrent tried to trick me, so when my mom went to the bathroom i stuffed it in my sock and she never knew about my greasy foot trail and she walked by it 3 times so i just quikly cleaned it up and threw the sausege away

[@rebelsandpaper174]

Hello random KZbin commenter. I got a question: What the fuck are you talking about?! What?

[@WhayYay]

Rebel Sandpaper i spat fuckin everywhere

[@zeldaxlovee52]

“I’m so random xxx rawr xD”

[@TheMCzorro]

The "What are you talking about Arin" compilation is right next door, sir

[@ViktorTheMusician]

@@rebelsandpaper174 probably in relation to Dan's "marijuana cigarette in sock" story

[@Mr.Bimbpleton]

Love how Dan steals Arin's milkaroo story later on

[@wellwell6367]

I need to find pictures of Dan in dreads

[@courtneywoodbury5198]

I have a friend that once had a cop ask to search his car. He had nothing to hide and wasn't in any hurry, so he laughed and said go ahead kuz the back of his car was a trash heap and he was happy to let them waste a bunch of time. I think they even brought a dog into it.

[@Lukeormaybenath]

I like hearing Amstedam stories :) maybe because I'm really into the idea of living there

[@pauloltman4960]

0:46 well yeah but you also have to take into account that japanese have this form of speaking where they have words that can mean two things like for example, the japanese phrase for thank you, arigatou, can also mean ten ants or the phrase the orange is on top of the aluminum can also means with different annunciation, the orange is on top of the orange, its this whole thing with wordplay puns called dajare

[@RobbieMelvilleYT]

I’m from Scotland so hearing this story is great lmao

[@hardwired7746]

I hope dan had a good time in trinidad or tobago my country gets crazy at times but its very cool

[@SkYDrive_R]

Yeah fr 😭

[@elzensatoro8928]

It is actually pronounced, edin-bruh

[@ringostingo5892]

I've also heard some locals pronounce it "edin-burg"

[@RoseTheCat99]

Edinburger

[@lollymcneill2290]

The way dan pronounces Edinburgh and Glasgow I actually cant cope 😂😂😂

[@queenmari82]

Looking in retrospect of the police in trinidad I’m like “oh god that’s just the cops in Portland during the protests.”

[@elim9054]

*"oh god that's just cops"

[@dynamo7685]

BAGABAGWAWIYABITI "donation" 39:33

[@SkYDrive_R]

33:13 CUTLASS FIGHT LMAO

[@TWRLS92]

Danny's story about the cop in Florida is a good lesson. I'm usually the first one to stick up for the police, but I will also say, know your rights and don't let anyone violate them. That being said, don't fight police about your rights on the side of the road, fight it in court.

[@maddogkilla1]

Bad advice. Ppl will read your comment and let cops violate the shit out of their rights by not standing up for themselves on the side of the road. They wont have anything to use in court because they allowed the cops to, for example, search their vehicle. More importantly, people should get super familiar with what rights they have because you wont know when a cop is violating one of your rights

[@TWRLS92]

@@maddogkilla1 I literally said everyone should know their rights so they don't get violated.

[@maddogkilla1]

@@TWRLS92 you literally said dont fight police about your rights on the side of the road, and this is the bad advice as I stated already

[@Tookashet]

That part when Arin asks if Dan touched anybody in New Zealand hits different now for real

[@luigi7834]

wdym? was there like controversy with the game grumps

[@Tookashet]

@@luigi7834 This is super weird because I legit have no idea what my comment was about, honestly no clue. 2 years ago and I cannot for the life of me remember why I wrote that

[@bigmoneyjackson2385]

the way dan pronounces glasgow

[@PyhaUkkonen]

That's exactly how Germany was, or at least the part I was in. Even the 'ghetto' train stations were immaculate 🥰

[@hannahnorton-barker1162]

I will always crease at how dan says Edinburgh and Glasgow XD XD XD XD

[@uglyrobot1975]

350 comments and 300 of them are about pronunciation

[@uglyrobot1975]

Including this one 🤭

[@emysayer4796]

What the actual fuck. It’s “glarsgo” and “edinbruh” I’m dying 😂

[@connor48880]

15:36 who is that? Is that a Guest Grumps I don’t know about?

[@reaperluvr6984]

Nah, that’s Allie! I’m not entirely sure her position but I know she does stuff w the Grumps socials and manages chat during live-streams. If I remember correctly, they finished Skyward Sword through streams lol

[@maddogkilla1]

Its the girl dan is banging when not recording

[@duckslasher8109]

As an EL Paso resident the carding happens alot