GAME SINS | Everything WRONG With STAR WARS JEDI Survivor

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I realize I'm hopelessly late on this Star Wars Jedi: Survivor video - I took a vacation for the first time in seven years and nearly forgot everything that happened in the game. Thankfully it's not particularly interesting or inventive. I probably could have made up the plot and sinned that and gotten it mostly correct.
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[@ItsKask0]

When the world needed him most, he returned

[@roydrage7545]

Talk about being original 😒

[@disoodope9628]

Nah fr

[@YUXKE]

SoMeHoW DaRtIgAn ReTuRnEd

[@the-annoyinator]

We definitely don't need this guy, who gets most shit wrong in his videos

[@coolcat9624]

Aang should take notes 😂

[@seretith3513]

I know this is Satire by Nitpicking. I want to Counter-nitpick for my entertainment: An authority did show up to the Crashed Yacht. Knowing a Jedi was involved they didn't even bother the Police and directly send the Inquisition. They gave you the Option for Challenging difficulty if you come from FromSoft, but not everyone is that good. Bodes betrayal was predicteble by Design. He was written so that over the Course of the Game you slowly let your Guard down without noticing to get a satisfying "I knew it" when it finally happens. It is later Revealed that Bode is tasked to Infiltrate Saw Garrera. Cal was just meant to be a Stepping Stone for him and the whole Empire except for the ISB didn't even know Bode worked for them. This invaledates alot of Nitpicks here It's a Moon with almost no life other then the what's in the Trash-spot you find halfway throuh your first Visit. That Labratory still looking good actully makes Sense. The Ruins on Koboh however did show Degredation. I absolutly agree with the Moon. It took me out of the Experience for a short Second first Time i saw Cal not even putting on a Helmet or Something. These ain't Holocrons you get from the Bountyhunters. Obviously The Bountyhunter Cal just killed can be defeated by Destroying his Jet-Pack. It's actully more likley you Damage it then not. The Area wasn't above Lava when it was Build and neither was it Seperated. This only happened in the Process of the Catastrophe frequently mentioned through the entire Game. I don't think the Game doing an MGR thing is inherently bad. But you missed the Obvious Sin that this was a Cutscene-Bossfight. I realy felt let down that i didn't actully get to fight that Thing. You forgot to take away a Sinpoint for the Guy Dagan sends to the Forest-Aray. Because when you go there afterwards he is actully there an you can fight him. Dagan Gera is a non-Imperial Force-User. He's a Job for the Inquisition. The actual Sin is that there is no Inquisitor Dagan could and should've slayed for us to find his Dead Body in the Observatory. The Raiders also Provoked the Empire prior to this Point. Infact: you are made aware of this just before you Open the Door to the Basalt-Forest early Game. When you talk with Bode after the Fight Cal explains that he Countered Dagans Force Illusion by Directing it back at him. The Scene was from Dagans Viewpoint. Cal doesn't know about Luke. Obi-Wan and Yoda only found out about Anakins Fatherhood after Order 66, so no other Jedi knew. And Dagan had a point indeed as Crazy as he was. It made to these Characters to think like that. The Frag-Granate was shielded by Cere as Shown just 2 Seconds forward. The Contactcodes are Digitilized. On a Stick. That Cere went to get. That's the actual Sin: she should've given it to someone she Evacuades first. In Ceres last Data-entry it is revealed that the whole Section of playeble Cere was just a massive Force-Echo, meaning the Cere was allready Dead for Hours wgen Cal finds her. Yes, they can just Land at the ISB. Merrins Magick is still a thing. The Darkside Ulti pretty much explains itself. I only need to mention that this Sinpoint was unnessessary. The Datadisk Cal found in Bodes Apartment also was not a Holocron (Obviously). The actual Sin is that it should've been because it was meant for Dagan only who was the only one on the Planet at the Time Khri left who could've Open it. I don't see wy Kata should be Scared of Merrin using the Force when she has a Father who can also use the Force. The Empire allready knew Prior to Bode working for ISB who his Daughter is. They would've used her as a Hostage. The Dark Side is hard to Control. Cal only did it because he ran out of Options, but it eats on your Body and your Sanity the more you use it. Case in point of the Body: the Emperor. Case in point of the Mind: Darth Maul and Taron Malacos. Kata is not fine. She is canonicly Traumatized by the Event. But it's made Clear that while she still loved her Father, she also started to fear him after the Death of her Mother. It was also Clear to possibly that killing Bode was only a last Resort since she was the Reason they wanted a less Violent aproach.

[@SoManyHaystacks]

Cal didn't walk in as Vader left. Im fairly sure he was seeing it as a force echo, hence the distortion around the screen and the scenery fading to "post-fire"

[@azzzanadra]

is this headcanon or something real?

[@Pur3picness12]

​@@azzzanadraif you re-watch the cutscene you'll see the burning jedi books turn to ash when Cal appears, showing some time has passed since the memory

[@kylonbell123]

​@@Pur3picness12everything else still stands even if one point was misinterpreted

[@OnomatopoeiaBavaria]

​@@kylonbell123 He misrepresented a lot of other stuff as well. The USB Stick thing is a major flaw of Episode IV as well (Star Wars -1977). Why don't they have E-Mail This was mentioned by many critics back at the 80s? That's not a sin on this particular installment of SW universe; it's a flaw in the advanced galactical technology (message transmission through the Holonet only). Episode IV needs this to be a thing to work. Many channels made fun about this flaw. Why is this a problem here? 😐

[@valdish9620]

It's really concerning how many people don't notice when Dartigan says things that are obvious lies.

[@st.pattycakes2737]

"May the Force be with you mate" had me throw my head back and laugh lol

[@Reverenz88-14]

Dear Dartigan, weather patterns can develop in an enclosed environment provided enough space. The shuttle assembly building on Cape Canaveral is so tall, and obstructionless, it rained and snowed inside until a big A/C effort happened to keep it in check. With the massive scope of the Undercity of Coruscant, it does not surprise me there is rain, because the volume of air is so big, clouds and weather are more than likely to develop

[@mohamedbelkacem9889]

Dear OP, I learnt something new today, thank you

[@slvrcobra1337]

I think you're right. I just assumed it could also be waste water from factories and other facilities on the upper levels trickling down to the undercity.

[@theonewayroad3867]

​@@slvrcobra1337same I thought it was some kind of coolant run off from a factory.

[@MorallyDubiousFrog]

29:05 this sin seems dishonest, immediately after the explosion it pans over to show Cere putting up a shield to block the explosion and Bode's blasters.

[@zombeyfreak7162]

If Cere did shield Cal, why is there debris flying past his head when it should also get blocked by her?

[@nullvoidnaraka]

@@zombeyfreak7162 Obviously the shield is more of a dome than a wall

[@zombeyfreak7162]

@@nullvoidnaraka have you not seen the cutscene? Cere puts herself infront of Cal and BD and forms a wall with the force to block the blaster shot but not the explosion

[@nullvoidnaraka]

@@zombeyfreak7162 Yes, I’ve seen the cut scene and I’ve played the game. We see Cere step in after the explosion and she puts up a wall barrier to protect Cal. For all we know it could’ve been Cere to shield Cal from the blast with a dome barrier or Cal use the dome barrier, My point still stands

[@zombeyfreak7162]

@@nullvoidnaraka Then Cere would have been hit by the blast because she would be too busy shielding Cal to protect herself Your point isn't standing, it's on the ground with shrapnel in its legs

[@JPlaysDrums96]

Also, Order 66 was 98% successful. Less than 200 out of 10,000+ surviving is not that crazy

[@starofjustice1]

It's still kind of lame from a narrative perspective. Like, a bunch of Jedi actually did get away and went into hiding. But none of them joined the rebels trying to overthrow the Empire, because Luke Skywalker was the only Jedi in the rebels. Idk, they sound like pretty crappy Jedis, if the ones we see are in newer content are all young and in great fighting shape, but they never stepped up to the plate because that'd disrupt continuity.

[@homunculus7]

@@starofjustice1 Dude read the books and Comics theres a reason they never joined most of the ones that tried to gather in one place to fight back ended up being hunted and dead by Vader's hand because they attracted attention from people who could sense other force users like Vader and Palpatine

[@willropa4226]

6:22 Ironically enough, YES, that was EXACTLY what I was thinking the whole time I was with Bode. I just kept thinking of the moment when he'd get shot/stabbed unexpectedly with his last words being, "Look after my daughter" or the moment when he'd backstab us with his last friendly words being, "I'm doing this for my daughter, but you wouldn't understand". It's official, the trope of "Father" is dead. 31:28 Actually, no, Cal's flexing his Hitman gamer senses here. You can find Dinvic unconscious in the nearby closet. Bonus sin: For a GALAXY far, far away, we sure get very few places to visit. We get 6 places to go to and 2 of them are preestablished locations in the galaxy, Jedah and Coruscant. The devs could've taken liberties when it came to coming up with new locations, they have an entire galaxy to work with.

[@c.k-da-kxnghere]

So much of what he said in the first 2 and a half minutes showed just how little he knew of the star wars universe.

[@Shantae1188]

Your Australian “May the Force be with you,mate” is hilarious.

[@Modie]

You know what I don't get in modern games? Climbing. It's just a glorified QTE with no real way to actually fail. There is only ONE way you can take (aside from some optional ones that lead to a bit of cosmetics or loot) and you can't fall by pressing a wrong button. There is no timing, there is no decision making, there is no skill required at all. Still, games will include this "climbing" as if it has any value. Remember Prince of Persia? Where not only had you have to make decisions where to run, you also needed to press buttons with the correct timing, otherwise you would die. Heck, even Assassin's Creed still has decision making even though the timing has been stripped down the newer the series got. But since you could climb anywhere, your route was the decision you took. What actually does the climbing add to Star Wars?

[@Wolf10media]

Preach!!

[@archstanton9073]

They're just hidden load screens, for the most part.

[@nakeruzeee]

bro chill it’s just climbing 😭

[@realOmegasMovie]

I agree that climbing in this game is just so freaking boring. It is definitely the worst thing about the game. If feels like they just added dark souls combat, and then they Run out of ideas and called it a day

[@smithblack5945]

8:50 She's a Dathomirian, a human/zabrak hybrid species. It's not too far off to assume that salt affects them similarly. Near humans in Star Wars tend to be similar biologically anyway

[@Assassin5671000]

I think he was referring to the four armed captain giving advice on salt being bad if it was from the other humans sure ,but they really could have used the opportunity to create a different need and culture for the aliens

[@arianschmidt3278]

Thing is thats Salt affects all cells equally, Ni matter the species (just look up Isotope gor example

[@c.k-da-kxnghere]

​@@Assassin5671000nearly every being with a heart on this planet can be adversely effected by salt. Not much of a leap that aliens who also have a circulatory system would be affected too.

[@landismithCOJ]

Darth Dartigan has returned. Strong with the sins, he is. Final Fantasy XVI is my vote.

[@Kinos141]

The lack of style switching is my gripe too. It would have made the game more interesting if you had to use specific lightsabers on specific to defeat them easily, a la Doom Eternal.

[@detroitshinobi4995]

Actually if you play doom enough even the game..employs you to switch up the arsenal and try new methods. Especially with using guns and mods together. Take caca demon it can be shot with the aeroblast and killed as well. Or you can try to hit it in the mouth with the shotgun grenade.

[@solracstormhunter3023]

​@@detroitshinobi4995 Exactly, sticky greanades for glory kill openings, aeroblast for a quick kill, meathook for a free flying ticket across the arena. And that's just for the Cacodemons alone.

[@archstanton9073]

Bounty hunter pucks are not holocrons. They have a holographic element to them but they're not holographic archives used by the Jedi and Sith. They basically just contain information on the bounty and you don't need to use the Force to access them.

[@seththedanklord3648]

The thing about "New" Star Wars and "Old" Star Wars is you can't just make more of the old, it's impossible, because once you create something, it is new. So this statement is flawed.

[@homunculus7]

Too bad this one showed his Bias and stupidity and that he had no idea what he was talking about. His rant at the start was the worst part. Disney has added maybe a dozen things to Star Wars but before Disney hundreds of things had already been created from books to games to comic book runs. He bitched and moaned about a gay character being added to the universe with out knowing Lore wise hundreds more diverse characters had been added since the 70's and 80s in other materials. He ranted like some Looney tate fan bitching about the woke agenda with out knowing the first thing about the IP he was ranting about

[@skyrim5110]

Dartighan is the only father that came back from the store and he did indeed bring the milk!

[@bsgfan1]

I love you Dartigan, but you made a few hot takes here that I have to call out: 3:57 Cal did this as a precaution in case anyone tried to take his lightsaber. It’s not that he knew the senator would do that, but it’s similar to in movies how people give empty guns to people they don’t trust. 4:26 Firstly, no one knew he was here. The game explicitly tells you this is a secret meeting to avoid Vader’s inquisitors. Second, they’re in the Undercity. The farther down you go, the less police presence there is. Even if someone did report the crash, the police wouldn’t care too much and would take a long time to get there if they did. 5:54 You forget Cal was a scrapper. Yes, it does make sense he’d carry tools and spare parts for field repairs, since that’s what he did for many years. Being adaptable is one of the many reasons he’s survived this long. 6:55 The objective was to take a peek at imperial operations. Of course he knows the empire is galactic. The impact of this scene was that he found out all of his progress had already been undone. This fits into one of the game’s overarching themes of acting solo vs trusting and cooperating with others. 9:30 English in Star Wars is called Galactic Basic for a reason: it’s the _basic_ language every species knows. Keep in mind, this is also the imperial era where Galactic Basic was imposed even more. 10:39 You forget that Greez is wanted throughout the galaxy. The Empire wants him for being associated with Cal, Haxion Brood wants him for his debts, and that’s not counting all the other enemies he’s made. So no, you can’t just ask for him because he’s trying not to be found. 11:20 Yes, it does. They already answered this in the last game. Cal has the rare ability of psychometry, which lets him view past events by echoes of the force on inanimate objects. 12:33 If you actually explored the other Jedi temples, you’d know the temples on Koboh are meant as training grounds for padawans. It’s ironic that you later criticize the game’s architecture as things no one would ever build, yet you also sin the only areas specifically built by the Jedi to be puzzles 17:11 I’m sorry, this is the dumbest sin in the whole video. Sandstorms are no joke for the same reason Anakin hates sand. And that’s sand just on the ground. Now apply Anakin’s complaints to a sandstorm where it’s literally flying around you at hurricane speeds. The fact that it gets everywhere means it also gets inside unprotected critical areas, like engine intakes, exhaust vents, and thrusters. And no, space is _not_ comparable because it’s literally empty, my dude. Just because the interior of the ship is airtight doesn’t mean the sand won’t damage exterior components, or worse, find it’s way inside the engines or clogs the heat exhaust. 21:12 Caij keeps all of her stuff (i.e. your rewards) in her booth at the cantina. She doesn’t carry it all with her. 30:18 How did you not realize the entire Cere section was a force echo Cal was seeing? Vader was long gone by the time Cal got there 32:48 Dude, once again I love you and your channel, but combined with the sandstorm sin I’m starting to think you didn’t pay attention in school. Nebulas don’t block light because they’re made of gas and dust, essentially the outer space equivalent of clouds. Tanalorr gets sunlight for the same reason it doesn’t become pitch black when it’s cloudy on Earth.

[@Earcher66]

Just came across this video, thanks for pointing these out even though he might not have read them

[@drewalexander6024]

How many Jedi survived Order 66? It seems everyone and their mom survived a purge and being hunted to the ends of the Galaxy.

[@larsdewit6521]

To be fair not all jedi served on the front lines or with clones, there is a reason that Vader and the Inquisitors are busy. I don't know if this is or was canon but I heard that the Jedi numbered around ten thousand before the purge. Looking at the size of the galaxy, the size of the Jedi temple on Coruscant and the fact that there are more temples scattered around the galaxy those numbers seem reasonable. If during Order 66 90% of the Jedi where wiped that would still leave around a thousand running around to be hunted down into A New Hope. On that note I wouldn't be surprised if Cal dies at the end of the next game and Kata survives to take on some part od his Legacy.

[@jlev1028]

I'm bothered by how many Jedi survived past the Original Trilogy like Ahsoka. It takes away much of the stakes of Luke having to rely on two old men for guidance and opens a can of worms of what the hell they were doing during the movies.

[@drewengel7073]

@@jlev1028 This already existed during "Legends" continuity, the reason is that a lot of Jedi are either in hiding in fear of Vader or just don't want to fight. And even by the time New Hope rolls around in "Legends" only about a 100 Jedi are left alive.

[@jlev1028]

​@drewengel7073 Just because there's a precedent doesn't mean it's a good precedent.

[@masteryoghurt2110]

There were about 10000 Jedi knights before the purge and we don't have even 100 survivors in the new canon so the order was about 99% succesful

[@Mukation]

Bode was looking for Cere, not just Cal. And he DID like Cal, he told him to flee when Vader was on his way. And well, we see Cal passing out and by the time he got to Cere's body, what he saw was her dying moments sending a force echo of what happend. That's why the fire was out after he fight with Vader: By the time he woke and got there, Vader and the empire was gone.

[@roydrage7545]

Am still surprised that the actor who played Cal got hate all over twitter just because of his hair color.

[@rojaedavis8367]

You're shitting me, right?

[@Akinwalesegun]

You must be new to earth, am surprised they didn't change his character hair colour

[@nicholaskinkaid]

Don't forget his skin color also got quite a bit of hate

[@BarfityVarsity]

@@nicholaskinkaid bro what

[@nicholaskinkaid]

@@BarfityVarsity Yep, crap load of tweets from people that were looking forward to the game but hated that the protagonist was a white male

[@seanlancaster3566]

“Sorry Cal there is currently a sandstorm so you can’t land here right now” “Ok I’ll just pull back a bit and chill on the ship for a few hours until it passes”

[@BeggarsNight]

Just fyi, that’s “chauvinist” not “shavanist”. Anyway, I’m glad that I wasn’t the only one who immediately thought “spy” the moment Bode talked about his absent daughter who he mysteriously can’t see often. I initially thought the empire had her as a prisoner somewhere or something as a way to leverage Bode into spying against his will.

[@archstanton9073]

He purposefully mispronounces words a couple times during his script reads and misspells words in the subtitles just to get people to comment. The words "dirty" and "pool" come to mind.

[@Avalon_1991]

The biggest thing wrong with it is they release a 180gb update and don't let you play the game until it has installed. Remember when games were released fully finished. FF7 was huge with 3 discs and everything worked perfectly.

[@ReelBigFan]

The OG FF7 released on 3 discs entirely because of the near hour of FMV cutscenes. That's what took up the majority of the space. The entire game minus the FMV cutscenes could have fit on a single CD (and I've heard that in fact the entire game is on all 3 discs already, they just have different FMVs on them.) Games now are (generally) much larger and more complex than they were in the 90s. At least today a janky game can be patched, where as most games back then you were just SOL when it came to jank and bugs.

[@victorcharles27]

I can't play it bc you need to install a pach You play the beginning then on the ship you can't continue ITS BULLSHIT😡😡😡😡😡

[@zakanyimen]

@@ReelBigFan No new bad old good. (not to defend Jedi's shitty launch)

[@Henlak-]

I've been waiting to see this in my sub feed. At last you have returned

[@captkalik]

“The combat is very forgiving and easy” lol not on Jedi knight difficulty or higher, your dodge and parry has to be near perfect or you’ll take tons of damage and so many things one shot you on master and grand master

[@noahfecks7598]

Solving puzzles in both of these games take me out of the immersion. Having to solve puzzles with the force would be like washing your car or mowing the lawn with the force. I'm a Jedi, a puzzle solution in human form, I should be able to walk into a room and make the puzzle solve itself.

[@jonprice3342]

Dartigan is rubbing off on you. 👍

[@firestormjet5959]

😂😭your comment is exactly on point. You gotta start collabing with Dartigan.

[@dr.julianbashir9193]

I despise how most horror themed games are straight up 70% puzzles and 30% horror.

[@jlev1028]

Might as well argue "Why do we need to do puzzles in a Harry Potter game?! Why can't we make puzzles solve themselves!" It would be a very boring game if that were the case.

[@dr.julianbashir9193]

@@jlev1028 It's just lazy to make a themed game and then fill it with puzzles that are unassociated with that theme. I don't want to have the puzzle solve itself, there shouldn't be any puzzles at all unless it's specifically tied to the plot of the game in a meaningful way.

[@AhsokaFanboy1138]

3:38 ten years from now. And it's a relatively prominent Imperial, IE, someone who knows more than most people, who says he's well known. 3:53 given how competitive and dangerous the Imperial government is, any leg up is appreciated. Also, given how Admiral Motti thought he could insult Darth Vader, this guy might think he could replace Vader, Tarkin, Amedda, or whoever else he considers Palpatine's top minion. 4:33 In the bad, poorer side of town, beneath the surface. Also, when you are trying to keep secrets from the people you want to usurp, you leave yourself vulnerable. 7:02 to learn specifics about the Empire's bases and locations. 9:32 So, you're surprised there are aliens who can speak Human better than Jar Jar? Those aliens have been around for a while. 11:22 Psychometry has been around before Cal, and it works by relieving the memories of that particular object, IE, what it has gone through. 13:12 Bode is not an agent of the Galactic Empire, he's the agent for a midlevel bureaucrat using him for his own career aspirations. 15:14 because Dagen is her boyfriend and she's hoping he'll choose her over his obsession. 16:06 For him, it existed five minutes ago. 19:17 various sources over five years. 20:05 Assuming that it does lack a natural atmosphere, a force field would be sufficient. 27:22 They are raiders, that is a reason to fight them. 27:41 When has he had the opportunity to get one? Also, his obsession probably led him to ignore it. 29:30 No one ever claimed Obi-Wan and Yoda were the only Jedi left. 30:21 Vader left before Cal got there, Cal was just reliving Cere's death with his Psychometry. 30:41 Leia was around Vader repeatedly, and he never seemed to realize she was Force-Sensitive. And if Bode has survived this long, he's probably skilled enough to hide his Force Sensitivity. 33:29 One, Kata has only been onscreen for about two minutes, so it's hard to tell if she's Force Sensitive. Two, Luke seemed ordinary until Obi-Wan started teaching him, and he was ten years older than her. Three, being the loved one of a Jedi means she's always in danger. And four, Bode doesn't seem to be thinking rationally.

[@thewhitewolf7241]

1:24 it’s so eerie just how accurate this is nearly a year later and everything we are now getting from the Star Wars material of 2024z

[@samgrat9399]

that's funny, i was thinking i didn't see a new video in a while this afternoon ! And it's great, as usual !

[@davidclaudio1442]

Glad to have you back Dartigan

[@scarman7866]

About time. I ve been looking foward to this one

[@aurawolf2221]

A Dartigan video is literally the best thing when you see a new one!

[@azraelwolfsblood2902]

Space aussies have been around since attack of the clones

[@ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460]

Actually, Jango Fett's actor is a Kiwi. That's right, the entire Clone Army is made up of New Zealanders.

[@rdtplays6291]

7:34 given that there is a slider in the debug menu that unlocks the ability to swap between all five stances in game, then I'm assuming they cut it as like a way to pad the game if you need a specific style to combat a specific enemy you have to travel back to your last meditation point.

[@HSG4meR]

on PC you have this mod, most useful mod I ever installed

[@blazelightzero595]

Always happy to watch another video from you

[@homunculus7]

Too bad this one showed his Bias and stupidity and that he had no idea what he was talking about. His rant at the start was the worst part. Disney has added maybe a dozen things to Star Wars but before Disney hundreds of things had already been created from books to games to comic book runs. He bitched and moaned about a gay character being added to the universe with out knowing Lore wise hundreds more diverse characters had been added since the 70's and 80s in other materials. He ranted like some Looney tate fan bitching about the woke agenda with out knowing the first thing about the IP he was ranting about

[@bigalmou2261]

Somehow, Dartigan returned.

[@hangeishot7919]

Dartigan. Big fan. I saw on your stream that you were playing Bloodborne. Can't wait for you to do that game.

[@VinceP1974]

Yay a new video!

[@JJ-eb4tx]

The intro alone is worth the watch

[@simondillon9515]

This is when the fun begins

[@Rolly56]

May the force be with you mate 😂

[@idroid2542]

I already know this is going to be a good one

[@derfthegod1944]

Brooo finally been hoping n praying for a new video

[@BigBoyBren2006]

i love dartigan videos. not because they’re good, but because his sins are laughable

[@strahinjagov]

Return of the King

[@TheRealJetLifeGaming]

Dartigan we miss your videos when can we expect more uploads im feining over here god bless!

[@HeroDark98]

Good to have you back, was getting worried. Hope to see a bunch more, Wo Long, The Devil in Me, Final Fantasy XVI, even Gollum, if you can get through it :D

[@Baytuh]

I can't wait for your ff16 game sins. i know it'll be glorious.

[@mariokarter13]

"Too much salt is bad for you." Was that seriously a Last Jedi reference?

[@JK_of_Today]

No way, I was literally just thinking about when this video would drop 🎉

[@venomsnekko]

I love watching videos about EA games on this channel. It's a unique flavour of horrible, surface-level writing and characterisation that brings me joy to see someone take apart.

[@Snowly841]

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

diggy diggy hole

[@IamaPERSON]

Diggy Diggy hole!

[@SuperWiggler]

Great video as always, didn't know Antiques Roadshow was broadcast in the US. One vote for Street Fighter 6 please.

[@TheNachmar]

Thanks Dart, now I want a star wars themed Metal Gear Rising revengeance styled game because oh god does that have the potential to be so fecking cool

[@seretith3513]

It's called "The Force Unleashed" and "The Force unleashed 2" And yes, they were the bigges Thing of their Time.

[@oldmanharley4018]

the misspelling of 'chauvinist' is utterly adorable, we're so far from the time that was the norm people are forgetting how to even write it

[@blueripper1558]

It confused me when cal says "your rebuilding the archives" the only mention of the archives i remember is in a comic where the librarian from the second movie who help kanobi find the clones after order 66 makes a new archive because she remembers all the records and then before she died she deleted the original archives

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

and i recall Darth Vader is involved...the head Librarian was Jocasta Nu.

[@blueripper1558]

@@derokdeathaxe6984 yeah he was, he was sent instead of the inquisitors

[@deathgun5925]

How is it confusing? The Jedi Archives are the Library lol. Obi-Wan legit says 'Perhaps the Archives are incomplete" Cal is just saying she is trying to rebuild the Archives. That's it. They are shown in many media.

[@marley7868]

it's worse than you think cause the only notable jedi win on order 66 was that they totalled the archives so palpatine didn't get any critical secret jedi info

[@Hoboken90]

Thanks Dartigan, even if you get an avalanche of spicy comments, we still need your entertainment, the work you do is a hardwork, take care!

[@alosuhi]

Dartigan sounds so different nowadays, like he's trying to make his voice deeper, I literally cannot bear to watch him anymore

[@bryankennedy3719]

Thank you for saying all this darting it's 💯 true! Except I always liked the prequels anyway

[@madambutterfly1997]

Her father is a former Jedi, so I’m pretty sure she’s for sensitive as well Since the probability for that is usually 100% so I’m pretty sure some night sister magic isn’t going to scare her

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

I vote fro Final Fantasy XIV because your Final Fantasy videos have been great!!

[@nixuniverse5240]

I will give you a million dollars if you sin the non-numbered Kingdom Hearts games

[@user-yh5vj4mi4c]

Too many survivor😂 I’m dying

[@SonJazrin]

SIn 72: Cal isn't allowed to have a Jetpack because Jedi doctrine forbids him from starting a fight while already having the "High Ground."

[@berice4390]

Long have I waited…

[@cynic5581]

Play on Jedi Grandmaster, having access to all stances on the fly would be very overpowered. They would need enemies like in the Ghost of Tsushima DLC that makes you switch between them to balance it some. Btw what’s the deal with playing on an easy difficulty (is that story mode?) and then it’s a problem for not being difficult? You fall and hit your head?

[@noobsaredabest]

4 months late but he was playing on Jedi knight (Normal Difficulty).

[@paradoxinraindrops141]

Hot swapping like that would work, if they accounted for in the enemy and encounter design. I think that honestly would've been way more fun, cause I genuinely just tick to like two stances on each playthrough & rarely feel required to switch tings up.

[@dannyhartwig7595]

ive played it on ps5 thru from day 1 releaser and i had lots of fun in it.

[@bravepigster]

Dartigan! Dartigan! Please, I need you to do Metro Exodus! I swear to god, it’s been years since you talked about it!

[@SenseiBase]

24:35 you forgot about the red ones on nova garon 😂

[@TimDavis77]

8:50 is funny if you played the first game, as there’s a cutscene where Greez pours salt on his food for an absurdly long time.

[@misshavisham1287]

I loved the game except for those force tears. . Trying to dash and flip on lines and through security fields was a pain in the ass. Also finding a chest with facial hair unlocks is dumb. There should be an upgrade to the lightsaber or something that you can find that is useful or something more for survival

[@MrReaper987]

Another great video! I vote for Street Fighter 6

[@SD-hs8iy]

Jus wanna say thanks again. Always look forward to ur videos, make me laugh every time.

[@youknowwhoiam2771]

About Sin 58 at 17:38 - does it not seem more likely that Merrin is simply sarcastically having fun with a guy she likes and has known for many years? Cal even gives BD an exasperated nod like she’s done that before and she even holds his waist for comfort when the spamel startled her in that same scene

[@mattmas6628]

The whole point of these videos is to nitpick in the most assholish way possible

[@dominicunderwood4911]

Uuum, no. I'm sure thats what they were hoping youd fool yourself into believing, and it looks like it worked. She teleported right after he offered her basic courtesy, having fun & teasing does not involve treating the other person as a useless tag along on your personal adventure & try to show him up at every turn. Several dozen games have portrayed any female character of signifigance in a story as a self-worshiping snobs who treats every male's word & action as a challenge of female superiority. Like the high school girl who's emotionally abusive & excuses it by saying *"I'm only mean to people I like"* as she readies more verbal assaults for her arsenal. Dude, ease up on the copium, she cut her hair & takes every opertunity she can to show off her powers over Cal. She's literally modern Captain Marvel. Do you think *she* was just being playful to all the people she showed open distain & prejudice towards?

[@youknowwhoiam2771]

@@dominicunderwood4911 that certainly triggered you, didn’t it?

[@dominicunderwood4911]

​@@youknowwhoiam2771*(snort)* "dOeS iT nOt SeEm dArTiGaN, yOu PleBian, ThAt tHe FaIr MaIdEn WaS *aCtUaLlY* AtTeMpTiN-" One of us made a superior arguement, the other is attempting to throw stones in a glass house. A house which I just shattered. Call it "triggering" if you want, doesnt change the fact that you're the one huffing too much copium to actually defend your hypocritical point.

[@defenderofminorities3056]

@@dominicunderwood4911 i almost feel bad for you sir

[@Drewscipher]

Dude as an old as hell fan I love that the new SW is bringing in the old stuff in probably a new way that needs to do some conforming and is probably being adjusted to not pay for royalties etc. BUT! Thrawn. Dark Troopers. I'm replaying Dark Forces which has a nice lil tidy fan made adjustment via the force engine. So while SW francise is doing a lot of new random stuff it's invigorating a new gen to get the old stuff to keep kicking ass. Speaking of: i fucking fan boyed hard as hell when I saw Skywalker just tear apart dark troopers. LIKE A JEDI. While I as not jedi kyle katarn had to use a damn assault cannon to take those fuckers down.

[@darthbane2669]

Didn't know Tealc's master was in this game lol Reytak mytay!

[@Reuraku]

Sin 82 should be that their isn't more metal gear rising in this game.

[@ttpbroadcastingcompany.4460]

Imagine instead of it being about some rogue Jedi, we fight Palpatine himself who goes into a massive monologue about what he REALLY wants to do with the Empire and how he gamed the Republic and its corrupt practices and intends on destroying them now that they've handed him the keys to power. Maybe even have him just say fuck it and lay a beatdown on this rando Jedi who won't matter at all. Now imagine it in a timeline where Disney doesn't own Star Wars.

[@CoolDude5633554]

17:20 I’m going to personally sin you for not including the obvious and overused line here. That was a setup perfect than most

[@AB-hi6ru]

Ty

[@ChristHoon]

Make "Everything WRONG With Midnight Suns" next, please

[@fundsaddict6323]

Finally they made this… 🎉

[@JPlaysDrums96]

29:06 You skipped the part where it literally shows Cere using the force as a shield

[@theonewayroad3867]

Yet if the debris flew past his head any closer the game would have ended right there.

[@DatScharger64]

I still wish someone would revisit the Legends-continuity and made games about both Thrawn-trilogies. Or hell, even the Yuuzhan Vong. :(

[@KingNazaru]

Please do the “Devil in Me”.

[@LetralXIV]

I am so sick of lightsaber hilts made from blades. They serve no purpose other than making the lightsaber more dangerous to wield.

[@cooliomendez88]

You mean crossguard, if the hilt were made of "blades" it would disintegrate his hands

[@LetralXIV]

@@cooliomendez88 yes, crossguard. It's dumb. The thing is, there ARE alloys that are resistant to lightsaber blades, so making a crossguard out of those metals WOULD make sense.

[@Fletch55]

That was certainly a long and rant filled first sin.

[@POLARISFPV]

Fun fact the hidden path was also a faction in assassin's Creed...

[@SlowingSun90]

Wow he lives!

[@DominiqueGraussKahn]

So we've got Mantis and Nebula, where are the others guardians ?

[@SkunkFarmer420]

The Jedi robes always rubbed me the wrong way. They literally had Cordovas clothes as a model to use but gave us fucking rags and some Timberland boots

[@Ignoranzpunkt]

is the game now play able on pc with max details ray tracing and all max with a RTX4090 OC? and i9 13900KF?

[@artultimateheroassasin7037]

one more time, the first sin needed at least 3 minutes, also i like the inquisitors, but considering everyone of them hast the same customes, powers and the same lightsaber design, couldn't they design a special sith for this game, i mean in the power of the force, darth desolous and darth phobos had different powers

[@registereduser]

Sweet. I’m unlikely to ever play this (I don’t want to kill Stormtroopers, I know I’m weird), I can watch this now. It’s been too long!

[@safi6749]

Wha

[@EMJAYYTK]

???

[@registereduser]

@@EMJAYYTK 1. I don’t want to kill Stormtroopers in a Star Wars game. 2. I’m not playing this, so I don’t have to wait til I’ve played it to watch this. 3. Metal Gear quote at the end.

[@KillvoiceBurnhell]

Bad guy from call of duty advence warfare you need to SAY SORRY TO HIM

[@MaryMDoyle]

The biggest sin is the game is still unplayable for many, AAA game released in a mess and every update makes it worse.

[@M_21654]

Yo was good

[@andersonandrighi4539]

That is capitalism, regarding the first minute of the video. Culture is part of an industry, hence it must always produce content to make money for the IP holders. Because people change and so do the tides of politics what is produced also change. Let's not pretend that George Lucas was not monetizing SW like Disney is. He did games, he did comics and he also did a christimas special. Many of them were pretty bad, yet here we are throwing stones at Disney because they are the "evil empire". Great video! Take my like.

[@AyanneCZ]

As asn "entertainment producer" myself I can promise you, we're not *all* souless monsters :D

[@Trailer_Park_Jarl]

This is the one i have been waiting for! Idk what youre about to say yet, but i loved this game.