Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!

[@jaysonwilliams2966]

“Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it

[@r_stair]

Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.

[@Benthehuman]

And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival

[@zelno9579]

*the entire forest

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

He can carry stacks of blocks of gold

[@julianzizumbo5875]

Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands

[@elibeth8399]

“How is he carrying all that in his pants?” He’s got those guys jeans pockets

[@creativethemememan3985]

I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)

[@ricochet4674]

True dat

[@HuongNguyen-ks2dq]

lol

[@that_one_mortal]

Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space

[@Roblox_baddie8366]

Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough

[@jackcampbell4593]

"In Australia, even the trees are hardcore." This aged well.

[@SurotaOnishi]

Sick burn..... Oh wait

[@pokepearl]

Surota Onishi oh god

[@equinoxxed_7502]

New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO

[@restartishere7865]

This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.

[@equinoxxed_7502]

@@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington

[@thememery767]

_”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_ - MatPat, 2019

[@ozvirbee1851]

Ah yes, the funny quotes that don't makes sense that our favorite youtubers say... classic 😆👌

[@CheetixGlitch]

Lol

[@arch.reggiepatriarca3070]

Wait WHAT-

[@oliverduran7034]

Lol

[@gailasprey7787]

🤣🤣

[@Number1Loser]

Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast

[@bluechezzwithsocks9117]

Tru

[@deadchannel4177]

TheNumber1Loser matpat is like: not gonna get anywhere near your Fists

[@Charlie-wp9gn]

One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?

[@raawesome3851]

Maybe he is not using his full power.

[@chimkinmayonaise9459]

He used only 10%

[@Kekoa552]

Remind me of my hero academia

[@setrixgafisior765]

He does it slowly so he doesn't obliterate the tree

[@buidinh6270]

_hi_

[@greasychips885]

*If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*

[@Mr.Jubilation]

Steve is op

[@kinlaw7220]

ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?

[@thatoneguy3620]

Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand

[@PrincessPheonix06]

@@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast

[@Gourmandd]

This is why he isnt in smash phew

[@DefiantPunk0810]

I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.

[@datguymiller]

How else do you get wood

[@RayanAous-pu6mp]

@@datguymillerpunch those rainforest trees

[@FirstnameLastname-ll1ji]

How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?" seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him

[@bobbytonson5890]

How strong are zombies? How strong were they before they started to rot?

[@ghost.iguess]

oof how true

[@thetaxman2486]

They can stand 2 punches from him.

[@thelivinggrape932]

Edward Vavra Good Question!

[@papayamango9629]

They dont even take fall damage

[@oscarh1692]

Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds. 3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game! This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes

[@avalon4459]

Its *Big Brain* Time

[@jennyp.deguzman9234]

wow what a big brain

[@eroliv1837]

That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.

[@hualuo519]

02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works

[@MegaGullas]

"Just how strong is steve?" Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...

[@HenBasketFireAlarms]

…and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times

[@namelesschannel93]

He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket

[@Matasuh]

He can hold many anvils in his pockets

[@deltacream]

He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.

[@satryaisya8471]

He can hold stars

[@ashtonwilaby]

Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons

[@theclickbaithub5285]

that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong

[@dafilmqueen556]

​@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..

[@KatanaDen]

Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.

[@conservative_girlie]

lol

[@NuggetOG]

also also steve: is able to come back every time he dies.

[@lolgamerxdxd1635]

@@NuggetOG that's true tho

[@baum2921]

Also Steve dies to a rotting corpse

[@gregwagner8182]

Lol Steve: respawns after

[@OGrupxe]

"Is Steve superhuman?" *Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*

[@newspacia]

*over 1 meter*

[@nobody-fx6qg]

If you could craft enchanted golden apple in 1.12 steve could carry weight of average Egyptian pyramid

[@lastnamefirstname5295]

*Eiffel

[@rufflesntruffles2]

Normal stuff

[@insaneturtle4664]

*still can’t jump over a fence with nothing else*

[@fluffiddy6515]

“How many punches do you need to chop that tree” “How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”

[@clacker5799]

*DIOOOO!!!!!!*

[@poopfarty2631]

Is this a J O. j. o. KE

[@ExplodingSteve]

uno?

[@strawberrygod6446]

DDIIIOOOOOO

[@annawesometheflameingpikac3688]

*Many *Breads

[@Avatar-fc2qi]

I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.

[@sorayarayan4360]

well the inside of jungle wood isint rose red

[@petermarsella6537]

This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?

[@kondad3955]

Strong enough to punch stone

[@lorcan2431]

Strong enough to punch through diamond

[@weegee9616]

Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.

[@Jessie_Helms]

When the knock off gets more popular than the original.

[@erikho6936]

@@ZenoCL9 Stand's name: Diamond Power

[@007pete]

Picture: steves hand being destroyed. reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.

[@yakupkocyigit194]

you can break up a tree with it amzn.to/2P4GDaq

[@aarongrande2854]

It's Thumbnail

[@slotfiller5995]

Aaron Grande that too

[@detectivecuphead5946]

Man it is suppose that you cant do this as they have no perfect matter state

[@wildcherry0420]

wait what

[@WorldWeave]

Steve: punches villager Other villager: “how are you not dead?” Villager: “I have NO idea”

[@WorldWeave]

Thank you

[@GoRedd]

@2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A KZbin comment section.

[@akatsukihajime6100]

Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ... *At Night*

[@GoRedd]

@2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor

[@GoRedd]

@@akatsukihajime6100 stop.

[@InfinityRedXX]

11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches. He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

[@_amaria_6501]

So.. Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling. Also steve: cant jump over fences *INTERESTING*

[@zhongli9073]

You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol

[@mmcsdaddy]

he skipped leg day

[@sharkpersona]

no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...

[@dalinsdomain2542]

Next game theory

[@logtguy8822]

@@mmcsdaddy hahaha

[@XBOXGamerPro7281]

66... "Oh that's not too ba-" ...Thousand punches" "mmm never mind..."

[@happydementor6724]

66,585, to be exact.

[@2222-s9x]

Same here😆

[@cynaidesrighttesticle2371]

MUDA MUDA MUDA

[@dreamproductions2239]

😂

[@kin8329]

Hey you copied my comment

[@alionthatbeat]

“Unless Steve is superhuman” Has an episode on why Steve’s the strongest video game character ever

[@-Rabit-]

Actually Austin made the video so there is a chance MatPat didn't notice

[@ratdogpyro7464]

@@-Rabit- aww man

[@FriedrichBarb]

@@ratdogpyro7464 so we back in the mine

[@frombogue]

Steve for smash

[@moxximain]

@@FriedrichBarb got our picaxe mining from side to side

[@randomgirlnamedblackpanda]

Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe 1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@encryptogamer789]

Indeed

[@TheNexxusVoid]

Look at the date the video was made

[@lumdylol]

and now 1.20

[@Faceless_b0y]

ooooo that wild lil puppy

[@rifter4478]

I feel like he still Scales to Building level without any weapon, even with the new types.

[@sniclops15]

Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes* Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."

[@extremealier4143]

Is this a reference?

[@shocko77]

Yes

[@SloppyJoe-ke7gq]

“Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.

[@bentley2057]

Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item

[@aaronwalls9301]

giant gold blocks, even.

[@hyperjank5129]

Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets

[@Chris_Cross]

Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3. That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.

[@Sam-sn8oy]

With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22. Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.

[@omegasynth2775]

"Don't punch the trees!" Me: *Mines dirt* Me: *Hits tree with dirt* Me: *STONKS*

[@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec7240]

YES

[@JustTryinaDuck]

Omega Synth you sole my idea that I was going to steal from you :(

[@itsalphacast5692]

No

[@justinf9855]

Great power is within your grasp

[@Taz42O]

Yea this is big brain time

[@Silhouex]

Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood. Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade

[@erengoksu8158]

Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”

[@lucmart1470]

"Something's wrong,i can feel it"

[@kumsaati6792]

Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem

[@bogusmetz]

“Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”

[@erengoksu8158]

@@bogusmetz exactly

[@E.S.A.M.B]

Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.

[@khanwargod980]

Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force. Mobs: survive multiple punches.

[@Moxalotl12]

so the mobs are strong to

[@skywalker5653]

But then how are tools stronger

[@Moxalotl12]

@@skywalker5653 there harder that a hand

[@merinofanfic4717]

but they disapear of the existence if you punch them enough

[@Nightelfmusic]

Scary right

[@somecynic808]

Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush

[@anse001]

Allergies can take out even the strongest man

[@SF3L]

Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed

[@happydementor6724]

ultimate noob move

[@FakeLexi]

Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them

[@amayayee2041]

Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy

[@ninjabrickz1501]

I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.

[@EBOWSAGOE-BIRIKORANG]

Yup

[@redxphones3281]

*"Looks at thumbnail"* I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading. But I'll watch anyway.

[@TeenPerspektiva]

Same, lol

[@theberry6290]

same

[@alexandracorrea803]

@@TeenPerspektiva must I say a word cause every person here has said what we've all done

[@gamerboiguymanthing3276]

Steve: * exists* Trees: why do I hear boss music?

[@xaernxd]

stolen

[@ASmartNameForMe]

I'm stealing your meme

[@ahasbeen]

Stfu

[@hatgirl9992]

Minecraft: *gets revived by memes* Terraria: ok, my turn.

[@johnather]

@@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?

[@Opanker_]

Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees

[@PeregrineHawthorn]

Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.

[@yellowtourmaline]

haha

[@karmak5461]

peridot oh hey peri

[@Tyler-wg6ck]

And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds

[@ashermiddleton9458]

@@Tyler-wg6ck huh?

[@theclickbaithub5285]

this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).

[@davasaurthereal4678]

Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.

[@Bjovs28]

Lol

[@ileikturtlez4975]

BuT iT iS ANIMatEd sO It ISnT rEaL LIfe!!! Now someone woosh me

[@LuzzysCartoons]

I thought that happens in general

[@nobrainsgames1374]

I leik turtlez woosh

[@CreatorsHubCreates]

mr potato r/madlads

[@erdrickthedouchebaghero5399]

Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands. Also Steve:can't jump over a fence. Seems legit

[@catsofawsomeness8058]

His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high

[@TotalDrganMania]

Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh

[@hannahdivic28]

Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump

[@sky0kast0]

If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence

[@kittymoonlove01]

Do you see how many creatures he fights? He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.

[@compassmeby7255]

"In Soviet Australia, the trees aren't wood, they're iron!" Australia now: *THEN WHY ARE THEY BURNING?!*

[@charadremmur5876]

*shrugs*

[@doodleghost6225]

THEY ARENT ITS A COVERUP BY THE GOVERNMENT (This is a joke)

[@Austin96322]

Miint OwO iron can burn

[@gachastocks6151]

Miint OwO Very much flame will defeat even the iron husk of s tree

[@myeishaj9856]

In Soviet Russia the trees punch you

[@camgrowred9654]

Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe

[@SupersuMC]

What about a chainsaw?

[@cocoabrowniebear]

MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...” New Minecraft Update: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

[@Amber7H]

n e t h e r t r e e s

[@ryankstenberg2005]

@@Amber7H what.

[@Virajio]

@@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees

[@cherrydragon3120]

I want the swamp mangrove :( Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains

[@cherrydragon3120]

@@ryankstenberg2005 Nether trees. The nether update features new trees

[@genericcreator6467]

“How is he so strong?!?” “I do 80,000 punches, a 90 mile walk,- “H- HUH?!?” “AND A DAILY DEFORESTING OF THE AMAZON FOREST!”

[@justafryguy]

Mrbeast no u

[@alexwebster2004]

Me beast: YOU WHAT M8?

[@FullKnight51]

Lol

[@alexwebster2004]

Infiniti Games thx

[@GigachadMann]

ok

[@emmanuel8538]

Matpat: Stop punching trees Steve: *I guess I'll die*

[@TamWam_]

Eman just make a hole lol

[@apotatoduh3389]

Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke

[@Piemur1]

@@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!

[@dinosaurusrex1482]

RLCraft

[@Finchyboi14470]

I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it

[@blurryned4702]

“How is he carrying all that gold in his pants?” *laughs (quite literally) in foreskin*

[@ekkonus5719]

Why and how are you laughing within your foreskin?

[@richarddav]

Ekkonus idk he is weird

[@whymakemelikegobruuh767]

@@ekkonus5719 Damn you people

[@jod5986]

Ekkonus why not?

[@blurryned4702]

AIDAN EPP that was my goal, just leave my pfp and name and you’re good lol

[@Wobbmin]

Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES! That sounds like something a tree would say.

[@bakedhawaii]

Mattpat is a tree

[@toastyturtle6061]

In conclusion, matpat is a tree

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

You thought it was gonna be brent But it was me dio lol

[@youknowme2295]

Sound like the Lorax.

[@BenjiM514]

- goldenJay - but that’s JUST A THEORY

[@alexe3618]

Village House: * exists * Steve: I serve the Soviet Union

[@Ojuis.]

Spectre i serve lord tachanka

[@alexe3618]

Kendrick Loyola 🙈 I serve Bandit , what chu got against me :0

[@mikeschmidt2568]

Steve in a nutshell

[@exot1czx449]

You mean WE serve the Soviet union

[@lasercraft32]

The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.

[@HunterOfStarz]

Nobody: MatPat: “Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”

[@uraverageskeleton6480]

If his earlier theory was correct then Steve can punch as many trees as he wants

[@chrishansen1842]

@@uraverageskeleton6480 and possibly the universe with it.

[@anatomicallyincorrect1167]

the matt pat scream

[@uraverageskeleton6480]

@@chrishansen1842 nah mate the multiverse

[@ShahidKarim-rz2ep]

Con someone tell me what are bits????

[@cottenh.2500]

1900s : we are going to have flying cars in the future 2019 : how hard do you have to punch a tree to knock it down?

[@Armand10ify]

Glory to Artsoska !!!

[@duduforesti1666]

Steve going to get wood be like: "Normal punch"

[@StaticRemorse]

Steve against Ender dragon: "Serious punch"

[@Nai_101]

@@StaticRemorse normal punch barrage!

[@MasterYugi5836]

Saitama: my punches are the strongest Steve: hold my diamonds

[@1ronic127]

No steve would be like MOUSE PUNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@1ronic127]

@@StaticRemorse No WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHh

[@DSMusicParodies]

Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.

[@lggolden_gaming]

Mojang: Eh, let's just have em punch trees. It's not logical, but what else is gonna get them started? MatPat: *M A T H*

[@orbit3907]

*M E T H*

[@lggolden_gaming]

Ducky Sucky *N O*

[@nttblooky1622]

@@orbit3907 *Y E S*

[@WolfuserIsGoingInsane]

RLcraft gave us a perfectly great answer of how to start off

[@mistercreeper3029]

*_M A F S_*

[@Dragon-hu5ev]

"hOw IS hE cARryinG aLl tHaT iN hiS paNTs?" -Matpat 2019

[@sodapop1134]

oh no.

[@micahgelok4648]

No God please no

[@KxOU_U]

S T O P .

[@ship0197]

PLS STOP THIS MEME!

[@joshqwertyyuiop]

Ummm hOw CaN yOu StORe ChEst iN a ChEsT

[@Gemarald]

Matpat: “it’s powerful enough to lift a rocket over 100 times over” Me: *Somethin’ ain’t right*

[@zacharyvallerand164]

So if I use an axe, I will be able to lift a rocket to space, Seems legit

[@dubl33_27]

Are you thinking what im thinking?

[@za_arto]

Isn't that amount of force able to ACTUALLY blast the tree to Oblivion and beyond? Like say instead of wood, like gold or something and I'll 💯 believe you.

[@daenite2480]

Yeah exactly. Unless a tree can survive that kind of force for three seconds, MatPat has some explaining to do

[@skylex157]

@@zacharyvallerand164 he is talking about the force he has to make to chop the hardest tree with that surface of contact in 12 punches over 3 seconds, so, yeah, with an axe you direct the energy into a milimeter thin axe head, with a punch you have several meters/inches of energy distribution, it is the same reasoning as why you falling in a nail will penetrate your body and you sleeping in a bed of nails will just feel a unconfortable

[@AmIPreppyEnough167]

3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.

[@lukeang]

Long answer: *Stop punching trees!* Short answer: Adventure mode.

[@Narinjas]

or RLCraft.

[@swankyfiber664]

Amazimg

[@SomethingHere357]

Less than 1 more word soooo...

[@alichehab5804]

Superman: *saving the planet with his great strength* Steve: Pathetic

[@sebastianderry]

So true

[@flyingcheeseball_]

Steve can build a planet with his great strength

[@crazysqiud2242]

so true XD

[@zoeysgalaxy7321]

Super man : lifts a telephone pole Steve:punches the ground universe blows up

[@joshuahuman2168]

Steve: Can become God's equal Superman: 😱

[@HydroSparkles111]

Steve doesn't pulverize the wood though. The block remains whole when he is done. So he hits the tree hard enough to displace that whole 1mx1mx1m block

[@bulllettofficial6132]

Or cuts in straight lines in 1m segments

[@alexelion7084]

Yes and the rest of the tree keeps floating in the exact same spot

[@rachelmanning5709]

He punched the physics into submission as well

[@robsisfruity]

i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them

[@nothcial]

I suddenly feel so old

[@based_male9293]

@@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007

[@whalienhyper2445]

in the book "Minecraft: The Island", the surviver said " oh jeez, im strong, i can punch trees with my bare hands....."

[@kymaniplayz1766]

Literally read that book like yesterday

[@sadozo]

@[GXH] irrevocablerival no arrows? 0-0

[@literallylegendary]

It's spelled "survivor."

[@sadozo]

@@literallylegendary Grammarly, is that you?

[@bakugosdog1191]

@@sadozo I noticed it aswell lol

[@weaponmaster4157]

"in soviet russia, trees aren't wood, they're iron" well, of course, how do you think they got all the material to build that iron curtain?!

[@breadman2177]

I love this.

[@jakobuhren7493]

*Soviet Australia

[@Is_Angel]

I sucked at history, but wasn't the iron vurtain in germany? Xd

[@Nickster891]

uh wrong thing he said australia not russia if you were trying to quote him i mean

[@rainyday6512]

Steve: *breaks a tree with bare hands* Matt: *Breaks hand punching a tree* This is why parents hate video games Edit: thanks for liking

[@crimson_dragon7356]

Well its their fault for tryna punch a tree

[@mjsteward8747]

It’s funny because he is the parent, soon his baby boy is going to have to be the one who is signing petitions to have games removed from parents hands for their own safety.

[@RainWolf25]

I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight

[@aidankittilstved4165]

"How is he carrying all that in his pants?" Matthew Patrick, 2019

[@kiebahow442]

Become he is a timelord

[@vicstonek9]

My dirty mind smh.

[@undeadsoldier3258]

"You got a lot of wood on your pants"

[@chloemcalister9224]

no.. No... NOOOOOOOOO

[@Just_A_Random_Person_908]

Vicstone GR1 r/dirtyminds

[@thewitchbasket]

"How strong is Steve?" Well, according to Austin he can hold several universes at once in his hands so

[@auseziegieteursucraineiwst3680]

Yup your right

[@gamingcity5877]

Steve:hey wanna fight. Bedrock: COME AT ME BROO.

[@superslime0021]

actually if he carried more shulker boxes he might be able to carry more

[@jvbon646]

So You're telling me that each cubic meter of Bedrock haves a resistance higher to the force required to hold multiple Universes ?

[@rachalwithana7099]

@@jvbon646 yes

[@daruffian7811]

Mat: talks about punching trees Me: "you can punch rocks in Minecraft"

[@youcancallmeabi2503]

Yeah and fire

[@pablobeatrice6060]

Aswell as obsidian and diamond blocks

[@carterjean]

Mat needs to watch Austin’s video on Steve strength

[@cacs2201]

@@pablobeatrice6060 you can't break those, actually

[@crashedfighterproductions]

@@pablobeatrice6060 You don't actually recieve those blocks after punching though, which means steve is strong enough to turn obsidian and diamond ore into dust.

[@astreanightfang2622]

it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests

[@DawnsonRPGs]

MatPat: *Asks if Steve has super strength and how strong he is* Austin: Yes.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

What's funny is that I was just watching that video last night...

[@DawnsonRPGs]

Shinigami Miroku coincidence? Probably.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

@@DawnsonRPGs Definitely. That's what makes it funny.

[@ls200076]

@@shinigamimiroku3723 KZbin algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.

[@shinigamimiroku3723]

@@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - KZbin sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).

[@dragoon_]

Game theory: “How strong are Steve’s pants!?”

[@talentlessmonke3284]

Dragonoverlord Gaming more like his stomach

[@chickentoast8905]

he go like nom nom nom to eat yum wood fortnite epic glold minevraft

[@Evelyn_onfire]

Dragonoverlord Gaming I know this is talking about him holding all those items in his pockets but that is definitely not the first thing I thought of

[@dragoon_]

Evelyn5000 haha dirty minded are we?

[@Evelyn_onfire]

Dragonoverlord Gaming maybe just a little bit

[@pedropetu1585]

MatPat: Stop punching trees Me, an intellectual: Punches trees with a dirt block MatPat: Am I a joke to you?

[@sirapple589]

Peter Daehan Jang You’ve got a semicolon instead of a regular colon. Next to the second MatPat. EDIT: OP fixed it.

[@fatherpucci8170]

Peter Daehan Jang I use TNT

[@ArtTheCaffeinated]

XD

[@GriziDaWiz]

Sir Apple He has a different one for each...

[@antoniscern528]

Matpat I think you forgot that Steve is the strongest game character

[@LeEcarg]

"Because in Australia, even the trees are hardcore!" As an Australian, I appreciate that comment.

[@xxitactical_8723]

Moral of the story: *don’t frick with Steve, or else.*

[@Ray-mw1fx]

What if I want to frick Steve?

[@j5545]

I'd frik a Steve

[@snapps9838]

I love to frick steve

[@NobodyToWorryAbout999]

@@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*

[@parrot6263]

@@snapps9838 You did it before?

[@jakethegooze]

Matpat: Shout out to those Theorists currently working at Home Depot! Me: * actively working an overnight shift at Home Depot * wow.

[@gugalldiznii383]

lol i work there too

[@brynleighduffy5837]

Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree* Also Matpat: *make this episode*

[@d1gital.star.]

The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD

[@tjknight]

"is that stupid ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life?" I've missed this format.

[@TheSefirosu200x]

Me too, it's much preferable to the newer kind of episodes.

[@KcBlues01]

Same here.

[@jacksoniansonex9235]

Dear TJ Knight, HEY, IT'S ME, AUSTIN!

[@ramen1392]

Game theory: smartest show on the internet Matpat: puts all the wrong trees in all the wrong biomes

[@BananaGhoti]

B R U H

[@brennangleason2997]

"Smartest show on the internet" has to include theory of why you can't break a tree with your bare fists.

[@l.l1118]

VSauce is the only rival to Game Theory’s throne of smartest show.But they do not fight. They both know the media needs them.

[@freshhomemadememes8223]

"Smartest show on the internet"

[@tylercruz3458]

LandsomeBoi shut up he is very smart bitch

[@saumyashah7978]

Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons* MatPat: Minecraf: *Punching trees* MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!

[@Dragotherium]

MinecrafT not Minecraf.

[@carolineobrien2615]

@NoahIsBreadInACan lol

[@tr3son850]

"Minecraf" -Saumya Shah

[@insetusernamehere758]

#real

[@chelsiewhaley]

I could punch with that much force if my grandma just got done yelling at me, I failed a test, and my ex broke up with me.

[@nolaneveslage6546]

Shaggy: Nobody can stop me Steve at 1 percent power: *Deforests the Amazon with his fists*

[@cherrydragon3120]

After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time

[@donotpressmyprofilepic1127]

Shaggy : im the strongest person alive Creative mode steve : hehehehe

[@gendumbb]

Dark one, dude,dark one.

[@derpychicken2131]

Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?

[@ryathebrat1745]

“Stop punching trees” Me: “ight ima head out”

[@bn56would]

@Unknown Dude Meme: Ight imma head out

[@ouilegarcon8876]

New update: Steve’s hand has durability.

[@zacket21]

And we all know how to train hand durability

[@monarosberg6036]

You need to craft a new hand

[@monsterkiller2763]

Mikal Lyngbø how to we create the new hand without hands to create them

[@Akyure]

@@zacket21 r/cursedcomments 🍆👌💦

[@monarosberg6036]

@@monsterkiller2763 you control your blood vessles like eisidisi

[@TheOfficialAxolotlKingdom]

Please do not leave, we all love your videos!

[@RejectReef]

"Can you punch down a tree?" Matpat: Well yes, but actually no.

[@BlueBerry20071]

The quote's good guess but actually no.

[@RejectReef]

@@BlueBerry20071 Me: I'm gonna make a funny comment. JustAnotherSwitchUser: Good guess, but actually no.

[@BlueBerry20071]

@@RejectReef I expected this.

[@kaexewires7531]

Didn't you see that russian girl punching down a F R I C C I N T R E E

[@lucmart1470]

"how is he carrying all that in his pants?" ....no.

[@elitrix8860]

Oh my.

[@crusaderdoomslayer7055]

*zarbon moan*

[@Komatic5]

😳

[@mightymiggle]

I think yes

[@danifalkjensen]

Matpat I am telling you Steve have a backpack translating the game from Danish when you set the language to Danish

[@nilarey6617]

Theorie: Steves pockets are a gateway to another dimension, where all the suff is getting stored

[@Cat-Nipples]

Ist a strange dimension known by the name of UI

[@katherinegarlock2249]

No, it's undetectable extension charm. Steve must know Hermione.

[@billystink4611]

Ender pockets?

[@Kissyoubutwontmissyou]

HILARIOUS THEORY XD

[@beckyzplace]

@@katherinegarlock2249 #potterheads4life

[@deangeloenriquez1603]

8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well) Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed) Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)

[@yalllouu1094]

"how is he carrying all that in his pants??" *That's what she said.*

[@potato_joe101]

Lol

[@yeah_itzshyguy8616]

lol

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

Naw that's what she needs to be saying

[@i-dot6781]

Gigity,gigity

[@Short_Potato]

That sounds like a bad anime line. "N--nani?! How is he holding all that in his pants?!" "Dikku Platinum!!!!"

[@missinformation92]

Game: does literally anything Game Theory: BUT WHY

[@ghost.iguess]

so true

[@kevinwhite3154]

But like, Why not? I don't think even matpat thinks these theories are important. They're for fun. For geeking out over a thing.

[@neptune8750]

Kevin White Ye

[@missinformation92]

I meant this as a joke to answer your question sorry I really do love his work just tried to be a little funny is all sorry for the misunderstanding

[@luzelenavenegasholguin8023]

Isnt that the point

[@linleigh2738]

Random person: did you hear that theory on minecraft?? Mojang: There’s a theory??

[@LaneWinn]

whaaa

[@chaoticqueer4261]

Yes a game theory

[@ahumanmaybe6560]

No one: Literally no one: Game theorist: I'm working on an episode about illagers and villagers

[@gameseeker6307]

@@ahumanmaybe6560 theres actually a small bit of canon Somewhere i read frkn the game itself that illagers despise the peaceful and mundane lifestyle of the villagers This was before raids were a thing And now we have the archillager

[@Hambo325]

@Ruben paredes why

[@kayanovatv4010]

I like how the intro pictures/animation changes so it feels like another season to a show I like!

[@jaxsonhermsmeier9413]

“In Soviet Australia” This is incredible.

[@osvaldorangel8996]

Communist Austrailia? I highly doubt it

[@rannnnnnnnndndnd]

As an Australian i agree with this notion

[@itsruthieee]

I'm Australian and I wish I lived in Soviet Australia

[@pluviosaurus05]

Seems cool. Can i book a flight to Soviet Astruslia?

[@gamertagdude1239]

7:02

[@lilcatfriend4575]

steve: breaks tree with only sixteen punches one punch man: *laughter*

[@i.a.illustrations3224]

As soon as the tree senses his presence it breaks

[@lilcatfriend4575]

@@i.a.illustrations3224 XD he literally just walks into a forest and all the trees just freaking collapse

[@i.a.illustrations3224]

@@lilcatfriend4575 XD

[@lilcatfriend4575]

@Toucan • are you coming out or just calling us gay?

[@blizzcross]

One punch man just looks at a tree and it’s breaks down lmao

[@MrStealYoWaifus]

This is why Steve isn’t in smash. He’s too strong

[@fuffy93]

*also has a dragon space monster in smash*

[@-Jozef]

and because well......BECAUSE IM BATMAN

[@Remiii0]

Jozef productions why?

[@-Jozef]

because im batman

[@xeromachinimas]

@@-Jozef bruuuuhhhh

[@marstx7254]

The reason Steve can carry so much but break so little is because he didn't skip leg day but skipped arm day

[@TenemaesLament]

"Punch that tree until it gives you wood" No, really... it's family friendly

[@imaginarytree]

"Obvious answer is obvious" *Hmm,yes. The ceilings is made out of ceilings*

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Little did we know the ceiling is made of floor

[@corneliu8827]

@@someotherworldlybeing3167 the ceiling is made out of the floor from the above floor. the ceiling is made out of the floor from the above floor. the ceiling is made out of the floor from the above floor. the ceiling is made out of the floor from the above floor. the ceiling is made out of the floor from the abov-

[@someotherworldlybeing3167]

Floor. You didn’t finished your sentence and did you know words have words in them

[@AugustA447]

The archer class is made up of archers

[@creativethemememan3985]

hmm yes the blocks in minecraft is made of blocks of minecraft

[@jacksongreen4107]

“In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t Wood, they’re Iron.” -MatPat, 2k19

[@Invisible_Child]

Jackson Green well that was obviously a joke and was it really that hard to just write *2019*

[@loseruser3598]

7:02

[@cgt3704]

Not Wood or Iron. Just IronWood. Australia is truly iron from ice.

[@CARMATIZBAK_]

Communism is coming back boys

[@mirrodox9529]

JAcOB DAILEγ oh hecc yeah

[@Siketoon_23]

Bro, the first ever video you posted was my birthday, the day I was born, cool