Gamer Horse | r/ItemShop

[@_StarlightRose_]

"Why are you wearing an outfit made entirely out of books?" It's _plot_ armor

[@kanae_gaming2024]

Pfft-

[@Orange_Tree_]

Lumo keeps complaining that we call him a criptyd and eldritch being, yet if you stare at Kalbus for long enough, you recieve an indefinite mental dot. Case and point: this video. Additional example: how many lemons, Lumo?

[@_StarlightRose_]

He's insulted because the cryptids fear him. He is stronger than even Mothman.

[@AntonsVoice]

How many lemons? How many eggs?

[@LumoBlaze]

I forgot mercy and the NNN jokes were in the same video…..

[@iris_drawssandwiches]

3:01 You know this could be something that the scam item shops sell you and lie about. Like there is no rule saying that an item shop can't lie about their items

[@nerdoftheatre]

4:53 I spaced out for two seconds and I come back to WHAT NOW

[@atlasgames4275]

3:06 I think that gun uses 45ACP which is centrefire meaning the firing pin could hit the rims of the bullets and potentially fire them and turn it into the crappiest shotgun possible since the 22 rounds would immediately fail when fired and you'd just get the bullets falling out the front of the barrel at comically low speeds.

[@Ganpan14O]

"The Mantle of Many Mice" was RIGHT THERE

[@StinkySeaGoat]

Look at all the little friends!!!

[@StygianPrime_]

Look at the proot!

[@masteroftheinternetverse1296]

New enchantment on weapons: Double or nothing Effects: Instead of rolling d20, flip coin. If heads, count it as the max the dice will allow. If tails, count it as a nat1. If it somehow lands on the edge, the game ends. You win.

[@michaelhamilton3169]

4:37 please lumo stop please

[@LumoBlaze]

Never

[@michaelhamilton3169]

@@LumoBlaze you are one chaos gremlin

[@Ferrari255GTO]

Every item shop video i get more ideas for my turbo-shit store, where nothing we sell is neither desired nor needed but eventually someone will buy it

[@AntonsVoice]

You sell bads and disservices

[@hiwaga7399]

In economics, we would call these bads; that is, products that are neither wanted nor needed.

[@Altragon]

3:51 I think the revolver might be chambered in 500 S&W because those revolvers have 5 chambers in the cylinder and the rounds themselves are giants, plus I can't imagine what looks like an indoor range allowing anything larger

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

Hey Lumo. Could you please never recite anything as depraved as that Halloween Mercy post ever again? Thanks. Sincerely: Everyone

[@Kalbus]

I can get worse.

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

Plague Bearer's Coat Office Man's Mini Crossbow The Violence The Gamer's Saddle The Hangman Tripple Shot Merciful Milk The Glass Samuel Familiar The Roll for Damage The Dreamer's Cat The Signature for Sperm Patient Hound Plate of French Man's Bane Smoking Lavender Sharpened Handle Katana Brella True Ruler's Ruler Popper's Pup Shot of Dog

[@Eliweekly_da_crab]

5:17 this is perfect for Polyphemus

[@joshuawells7415]

If it's it's a safety glass Nobody will be able to blind him while he's wearing it.

[@madisonbray95]

10:15 No, that's the medium for Great Moon Halberd.

[@brendanp5498]

The rat kings cloak!

[@Ferrari255GTO]

We got Damien a Jacket!!

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

Poor Lil babies must be terrified...I'd leave the coat outside so they can leave.

[@brendanp5498]

@ambergalway230 yeah no absolutely! Well assuming that you could even have gotten it outside with all of them making it their home

[@Silver_wind_1987_]

@@brendanp5498 their more scared of YOU than you are of them. They want the coat because it's warm. That's it.

[@brendanp5498]

@ambergalway230 I know! Mice (hell all animals) are such amazing creatures but any animal that feels threatened can lash out and while yes the mice are small and in the fight flight freeze are most likely to pick flight, with how many there are there's a non-zero chance that some of them will pick fight and while they are small mice jaws can pack a punch! But even still your absolutely correct in the fact that they must all be so scared but on the other hand it's probably not the best place for them to be staying dispite the warmth

[@GroovyMysterio]

1:17 it’s actually true. I got a BB once clean through a bottle and I got an another BB and a bottle because I didn’t pump it very much

[@Hankbob_Hillpants]

How many lemons?

[@michaelhamilton3169]

3.14159

[@blasmolina1836]

The dog absolutely killed me

[@wormybobcat3706]

I think the cookie might kill the dog too.

[@hiwaga7399]

2:34 no no it is very accurate.

[@eur0be4t3r]

6:09 Better status idea: every 5th swing deals a random status effect from a list of 20

[@FroggyFina]

How dare you, I've been subscribbled for at least a year or two now.

[@mewsical1277]

Idk blocking every rain drop in a single slash sounds like an overpowered anime move to me. :3

[@timediamond3921]

7:40 this may just be the single most rancid thing i've seen all week. thank you for your work, wonderful as always.

[@LumoBlaze]

I’m right.

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

oh god the first one

[@SilverTomari]

10:48 Face me, I am Darth Math

[@SkyeTheSapphicWizard]

I love kalbus videos

[@mewsical1277]

Honse= On horse (H{on}rse) (H[on]{-r}se) HONSE!!!!!!

[@rathburnscape6465]

Amazing... more like Ah-Macing

[@mathybrain8]

The hanger bow seems like a gold rarity weapon in an MMO. 3% drop rate from the person in the picture, with some flavor text about the previous wielder stealing it from their mother.

[@Kenya_Berry]

6:35 Okay but is it something that grants the ability to create a constant stream of man milk for an hour or does it mean I can try to make man milk for an hour

[@crylemite]

2:55 there is a durability "10 arrows"

[@daisyjoy242]

7:41 it looks so sad

[@JadianRadiator]

5:18 That's Mike Wazowski's glass. Too bad he'd have to put the frame's ear rest on his arms.

[@chickendoodle32]

2:10 8,000,000,000

[@Kenya_Berry]

Hey, lumo, another gaslighting comment, welcome to your first video on kalbus

[@tinyq555]

how TF did the mercy bit make it in the non member vid

[@citruslemonade3326]

it was too powerful to contain or alternative: whoever edited this episode also zoned out for the entire bit

[@radioactivebirbchild]

Item shop time!

[@TheDarwinProject1]

Is disciplining you prostate the same as edging 🤔

[@LumoBlaze]

No

[@alexmcdonald4707]

Nice video!!!!

[@axelprino]

As someone who lives relatively near the border with Brazil believe me when I say that you don't wanna try the Brazilian pizza no matter how exotic and alluring it looks, it tastes wrong and it's the only type of pizza ever that has made me puke.

[@michaelhamilton3169]

6:44 lumo is there something you want to tell us

[@LumoBlaze]

I won November.

[@michaelhamilton3169]

@@LumoBlaze good job

[@theenigmascribe]

Lumo, how about japanese pizza?

[@justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456]

late lagorithm

[@Kafj302]

I am like number 20

[@TheRealGrafikbug]

Wait you guys show 137k subs but I see on the channel 134k one of us are lying So I try to change it

[@tyleraustin5956]

hello lanie

[@missylanieous]

howdy!

[@camdenzeigler6954]

IM SORRY WHY IS THERE A 500 DOLLAR PER MONTH SUBSCRIPTION

[@LumoBlaze]

It made us make 3. So we made one so unholy and unappealing that nobody would spend it

[@pearlplayaa]

​@@LumoBlazeplease, I need to know. HAS ANYONE BOUGHT IT

[@LumoBlaze]

@@pearlplayaa thankfully no, Id feel so bad if somebody did

[@FeenickzVR]

Day 234 of asking to bring back the Tangents Podcast

[@dogomage9003]

anyone else notice there lesbian flag colors?