Gamer Trad Wife || Crapshots Ep789

[@SilasTheLunark]

I remembered graham calling this "awful" (complimentary) and i say i have to agree

[@Tarukai788]

My reaction at the end of the crapshot was "awful. I love it." which scans.

[@Scorpio2074]

Wait, there are people who actually drink this? I thought we were joking!

[@whoisbatman]

I loved the barely contained gag reflex when she drank from the concoction, presumably for real.

[@CarefulWithThatAx]

Given her reaction during the Jigpaw bit on Desert Bus, seems like she'd be into that shit.

[@redshiftproductions7158]

Bold of you to assume they didn't empty out the cup and just fill it with water for that shot.

[@itsDaedrin]

There was the tiniest cut there.

[@whoisbatman]

@@redshiftproductions7158 I choose to believe some people commit to the bit

[@teresawatson1038]

@@whoisbatman i have eaten a quarter pounder with MNM'S for the bit

[@kadmostech]

Jordynne, blink twice if Jigpaw is holding you hostage.

[@DandyLiger]

Literally watched that segment just yesterday and I was like 😮👉

[@confracto]

the correct move is an open palm with 4 fingers curling down to enclose the thumb pressed into the palm.

[@Suffix11]

Yeah, JIGPAW is to blame. We all saw it.

[@blip_bloop]

"Gamer trad wife" is an absolutely curse-ed phrase

[@calebmarmon1310]

Yeah, I already feel the ethereal tendrils emerging from my periphery.

[@hedonistic_mushroom]

It's up there with the Grindset Podcast Wizards

[@Sahdirah]

I’m terrified the wrong corner of the internet will find this and embrace it unironically 😭

[@pauldee1577]

I am overjoyed that Jordynne has entered the crapshot-verse

[@andersgeek]

Yes, but why did it have to happen with such a cursed video. :O

[@andreasbuehler1821]

To quote Kathleen in an old sketch: "Vomit. Vomit vomit vomit."

[@staley101]

Wasn't that Graham's sister? About the quarter rat per human I think??

[@andreasbuehler1821]

@@staley101 You're right, it was.

[@Haights]

Also Alex, regarding public pools. The takeaway is, vomit (vomit vomit vomit) is universal.

[@BigBlack81]

@@Haights Can be used anywhere a 'hell naw, to the naw, naw, naw' can be used. XD LOL

[@solidStalemate]

I thought that was a Feed Dump

[@BrotherAlpha]

I think we found next year's first Wet for Wet Ones.

[@Hawkwreak]

That's abominable. Well done. 20 Internet points for you

[@bv310]

Nah, next year is Dry Ones. Powders being applied to either string cheese or apple slices.

[@camerondomer]

Has Raymond ever visited Desert Bus?

[@Spinballwizard]

This is already dangerously close to the JIGPAW blind smoothie ingredients... I'm surprised those weren't featured as wets.

[@IanWeaver]

A+ satire, I absolutely hated every moment of this. Well done, good joke.

[@EyalBrown]

Jordynne once again proving she's an S-tier gain for the LRR crew. Everything from the delivery to the body language was absolutely perfect. I think this is one of my favorite crapshots ever.

[@Syupweque]

I have no idea who this is

[@DarthAthar]

@@Syupweque She looks familiar, I think she made KZbin videos a few years ago, something with Liliana I think

[@TheRealWormbo]

@@Syupweque She was a Pre-Prerelease guest several years ago (streaming as Sickly MTG back then) and was later hired as an editor for LRR. She usually works from home, as she doesn't live in Victoria. I guess since he joined the entertainers for Desert Bus this year, they took the chance to have her do a Crapshot and join some streams.

[@outistynnanyt5153]

​@@TheRealWormbo TBH she doesn't interact with anyone, she totally could have filmed it on her own. Still think you're probably right about "filmed in town bc DB" though

[@RvEijndhoven]

@@TheRealWormbo She's also been on quite a lot of Jack Box streams.

[@AnInnocuousBlueCube]

Sufficiently advanced parody is indistinguishable from sincerity. I can guarantee that there's a KZbin video with 4 views that's unironically this.

[@hughcaldwell1034]

Hey, it's Poe wearing an Arthur C. Clarke skin.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

Put those words back in your mouth buddy (/jk)

[@AnInnocuousBlueCube]

@@IrisGlowingBlue I can't. My tradwife mixed crushed Blue Takis and Code Red Mountain Dew into something called 'Prestige Paste' and it's spackled my mouth shut, so now I'm too busy shopping for a bigger streamdeck so I can macro slurs in voicechat.

[@GhassanPL]

I'm both upset AND upset.

[@Xephos]

This is the most blursed thing LRR has ever put out. I love it.

[@paultuck]

Jordynne's expression and suppressed gag reflex show either great dedication in actually drinking some of that concoction or truly great acting in making you think she did.

[@Antimuffin]

I normally wait to watch crapshots until my partner and I can watch them together. For this, I made an exception. 10/10.

[@RockyBuckland]

This actually caused me to stare at the bottle of Mtn Dew in my hand with horror.

[@screwaccountnames]

The dead eyes really sell it.

[@DensetsuVII]

Not since the iron stomach challenge have I been so riveted to LRR cooking content...

[@inajar7947]

I really, really, really hope that was a stunt cup and that Jordynne didn't actually have to drink that godawful concoction

[@mistymysticsailboat]

She did drink it.

[@georgehugh1]

Exquisite work, Jordynne, I hate it

[@Argusthecat]

I love that you can hear the moments where Jordynne is desperately trying to get the words out without dying.

[@PantherAssaultCannon]

Some amazing micro expressions there

[@QueenFiria]

I didn't know my brain could vomit, but here we are.

[@NULLxFORxNONE]

I assume the original plan was to have a second cup filled with water that they can cut to Jordynne sipping to. But, I feel like Jordynne's like "nah man" and actively drinks their horrid concoction.

[@Newbiespud]

I wonder if it'd be worthwhile to convert this to vertical and release it out into the wild. Not for the sake of chasing the algorithm, but just for the thought of someone stumbling into this sketch in their feed.

[@tipulsar85]

Considering 5 Hour Lethargy was good enough a gag that KZbin used it for an ad, maybe we just wait.

[@MDR-zf8th]

That was.....painful to watch and listen to. And I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. Well done.

[@MsAbbey25]

Jordyn, you are a treasure! Love the Stepford wives-esq expressions 😂

[@Jacqui_Lantern234]

this is the pure unhinged madness ive come to love from LRR :D keep it up! also, Jordynne's overall delivery was incredible :D

[@razzKey]

Had my lunch while watching this and it triggered my gag reflex, that's one nasty concoction. Amazing performance from Jordynne!

[@NRD1985]

Great performance Jordynne! Would not be surprised if you actually drank this concoction after seeing you on Desert Bus.

[@SilverPorcupine]

Commitment to the horse bit

[@AKAOtter]

this feels like it could really go viral on tiktok

[@ExhaustedElox]

This is a genius Crapshot! Might be a contender in the next bracket. 😂

[@PandasAndPancakes]

An outstanding bit that I hope turns into a series. Algorithm, promote this!

[@FakeSchrodingersCat]

I really hope this does not turn into a series. I never want to see or even think about this again.

[@SmithKurosaki]

Well done Jordynne

[@hollyone75]

This is absolutely foul, excellent work

[@houseofshadow6380]

This is nightmare fuel of the highest order and I am..... HERE FOR IT!

[@morteica]

Omfg please tell me Jordynne is going to be a full-on, all-the-time on screen personality! I love her so much. She's absolutely hilarious. More Jordynne!!!!

[@coyoteone6197]

0:50 That mercy jump cut. We understand.

[@FreddieMalcomb]

Pouring the Mountain Dew so far away from the center triggered my anxiety so hard lmao

[@asddsa28]

This is the best call out bullshit crapshoots in a long time I hate the idea but love The video and the execution of it.

[@diamondmx3076]

I think my favourite callout crapshot is the one where graham is selling candy bars for his "charity"

[@zacheryfrasier672]

Absolutely brilliant. love this so much!!!

[@thebreckify]

Love the commitment to the part. That’s the best/worst Crapshot in a while.

[@ISoldTheWorld97]

I hate this (complimentary)

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

+

[@jeffreydenenberg7101]

ok jordynne (i feel like i spelled that wrong sorry) is perfect for this lol

[@zackpumpkinhead8882]

I half-expected her to cough cheeto dust when she tried it

[@diamondmx3076]

That would have been a fun alternative ending.

[@madcowmoo666]

ROFL. My eyes are watering. There is part of the internet that will honestly make this for real. Good job Jordynne.

[@lightfut]

Props to jordynne for holding the straight face on tasting that swill

[@OnyxOblivion]

I am seeing so many parodies of this particular woman suddenly

[@bluegargantua]

As if a trad gamer could ever land a wife of any variety.

[@ElDocBruh]

My grimace kept getting grimacier as this went along 😅

[@letfireraindown]

This... This is a great parody of an awful trend! Excellent work!

[@mikeanderson379]

Viewing this after lunch was a choice that I made.

[@camerondomer]

I blacked out and came to watching cheese roll downhill. Amazing.

[@gibbyc9293]

Can’t wait for Fox News and the Basement incel podcasters to not understand this is satire and embrace wholeheartedly

[@MDR-zf8th]

Fr tho, the absolute lack of self-awareness in that crowd is breathtaking.

[@diamondmx3076]

If they do, some of them will have to actually drink that tWitch's Brew. And they'll deserve it.

[@loupetron]

Yay Jordynne! It's great to see them in a crapshot. Hilarious as usual.

[@hypethos]

That was amazing

[@JWK1101]

This is utterly unspeakable. Nicely done.

[@emmablake1913]

Incredible. The cigarette lunch sent me 😂

[@Roronoa2zoro]

Wasn't expecting that swerve into an Iron Stomach challenge, but that's cool.

[@diamondmx3076]

I am simultaneously amused and nauseated.

[@Merc1987]

Oh dear lord....

[@Mognet_t]

When Jordynne took a sip of the gamer juice💀

[@MrHawkeye41]

I think Jigpaw might be just out of frame here.

[@BurleyBoar]

Jordynne, the awkwardness with the flawless makeup... well done.

[@TehAmelie]

The Cool Ranch Doritos broke me. Not just an awful blend of textures without nutrition, but you gotta make sure the flavors blend badly too!

[@Luteloots]

This was horrifying. In the best way of course. Well done!

[@katariinakanto1879]

looking forward to Gamer Trad Wife making an appearance on Autumnal Rumble

[@LexYeen]

this hurts. excellent work.

[@miramosa7768]

This was so uncomfortable from start to finish. Well done!

[@lisuru5302]

1:01 is that a cigarette? 😂😂🤮🤮

[@Korg42]

Cursed!! Hopefully we can see more of this crapshot

[@JRPKeller]

Someone threw up in their mouth a bit when writing this script. We salute your sacrifice

[@brands248]

Yep, Graham nailed the review. Awful (complimentary) is perfect for this crapshot

[@ShinjiSixteen]

Oh this is wonderful

[@TestHandlePleaseIgnore]

That was absolutely awful. I love it and can't wait for more! 🤩

[@tnegras99]

Somehow I find it even funnier because I think Jordynne is canonically lesbian? 90% sure thats been mentioned before

[@juliamonexe]

she says she has dated one man before, and it was a mistake

[@hiffwelaflare]

oh my god this is literally me i’m so embarrassed

[@Scud422]

I'm guessing this Crapshot was thought up at Desert Bus after the blind shake challenge.

[@Duraxy]

I was expecting her to program a Game from scratch

[@derrickwarner1]

I have been waiting forever for a new Iron Stomach Challenge

[@jon.godshall]

Absolutely cursed. Bravo.

[@nathanlonghair]

Merciful cut right before drinking 😅

[@trident042]

Congratulations, you've made my skin hurt from the inside.

[@oliverpalmer2675]

This is so cursed

[@domotoroOfficial]

what a heater

[@nicholasfalasco8539]

Weird. I love it.

[@00Clank]

Jordynne in a crapshot? As excellent news as the drink in the video was heinous.

[@KristinVTaylor]

I don't know if I've ever felt more like vomiting than I do right now.

[@Carlos-vn4ec]

absolutely incredible im absolutely incensed

[@CSDragon]

is that lunch a cigarette or a piece of chalk, I can't tell lol

[@thephantomgamer6423]

I assume it's a cigarette.

[@jamiedunlop9641]

@@thephantomgamer6423 I thought it was a Pixie Stick.

[@Cineenvenordquist]

Clove ciggy for her Chad. What about second lunches sage wizandra tomato mayo thai pepper seedy Dave's Killer sandō?

[@lobotomiseme1653]

this is the crapshot that has brought me the closest to vomiting

[@torokai]

...I honestly can't decide if I think this one's more about "gamer" (derogatory) culture, or the cost of groceries...

[@mariomunoz525]

jesus christ........ this is so accurate

[@christopherlundgren1700]

I hope we see this character again.

[@dandelionv1257]

Yeah, okay. But i saw Jordynne drink the stuff from JigPaw on Desert Bus. She would probably be fine with this.

[@electra310]

This is the most terrible thing I have ever seen. Well done. :D

[@theacidburn117]

Nice Loved it so funny

[@Hydraas]

Can someone explain or link to the reference please?

[@cherrycookie7365]

perfection

[@Mugulord]

Powdered protein? No. Weak. Your digestion is a muscle. Use it or lose it.