GamerPoop Compilation #3

Why are butt pirates, butt pirates?
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[@limelines]

"It's Count Dracula!" "No, it's Cock Blockula!" I swear to god.

[@psychogoreman198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@teaappreciationindividual505]

Cock blockular A true menace of society

[@ImortalEnvy]

I was expecting somthing from Cicero in the background.

[@joakim8988]

AKA "Compilation of quotes i should stop using in public #3"

[@russianspy5307]

My favourite quote to use in public is "whatever you do don't fucking screw the broads"

[@v13r3r]

Joakim everytime I hear butt or pirates I sometimes say "why are butt pirates called butt pirates? because they just arrrrrr" randomly. fucking thing ruins my social life but i cant help it

[@russianspy5307]

I've gotten laid many times by just randomly saying "we'll bang okay?"

[@urmaslentso1188]

Joakim They came from behind

[@Darkstalker212]

Joakim I know right..it's ingrained in my brain lol

[@thephoenixxy]

Garrus and Shepard dancing is definitely the most romantic thing I'm getting this Valentine's Day.

[@isham2044]

Aquarium 7512 He was converted before our very eyes

[@deeznutz701]

Ahsan Zaman still better than twilight

[@bigbro6175]

Ahsan Zaman came every time

[@ASkittishRaven]

@@deeznutz701 fuck twilight

[@StyloCrayon]

Mostly 2 ''v's'' and tea time F with U

[@realwaifuproblems6934]

Garrus: Now tell me.. would any girl fall for that? Shepard: What just happened??

[@davidhatcher7016]

What?

[@StormyxBoi]

A hard on is what just happened and a awakening to the possibility of bisexuality.

[@paydankgang7772]

Allowed us Cortez but not Garrus

[@Mao-qp6rd]

Garrus and Shepherd dancing together was the best bit. XD

[@iDAN_GER]

I´ve never been so confused because of a video. Ffs you´re a genius Manslayer.

[@steveempiremantra2120]

DAN[GER] *god

[@elishataieb9232]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@amonsterchef5182]

"What just happened?" Hell if I know, Shepard.

[@deadeye4047]

Cock Blockula was hilarious, but the Garrus/Shepherd Dance was absolutely gut busting.

[@grumpy_1]

I felt gay after watching Sheppard dancing Tango

[@dalbrecht]

I felt straight...

[@tenjenk]

When I saw that scene in the game for my shep, the first thing i thought was "Manslayer is totally going to switch in manshep for this scene" and yep. he delivered.

[@MrREAPERsz]

Oh That's nasty.

[@ilikemipha3312]

God damn it mas1ay3r

[@GeelsProduction]

tenjek wait This is legit?

[@russianspy5307]

"We'll bang okay" gets me every time

[@dalbrecht]

Same

[@Squimd]

"what just happened?"

[@information169]

dustinebriated you were converted before our very eyes

[@Squimd]

spokosaur 3 garus be a pimp

[@isham2044]

spokosaur 3 **swallows**

[@theresarayner5726]

Butt pirates

[@GmodErki]

I'm just as confused and aroused by that Garrus dance scene as Shepard was

[@davidhatcher7016]

Ha

[@DarkLordoftheOldRepublic]

Intriguing but highly disturbing

[@JoeMartinez18]

" By Azura, by Azura, by Azura, it's the grand champion standing here molesting me, fuuuash"

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

Azura is no ordinary daedra.

[@beserkerB01]

Asriel Dreemurr Azura commands an entire realm inside my anus.

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

What?

[@AsrielDreemurr56]

No! Gods no!

[@wodnyrak]

The long version of Garrus-Shepard tango is what I wanted. Now excuse me, I need some.. uh... "me" time.

[@jesters_court24]

They should have kissed ;^;

[@alexandernagel8205]

Wanted to like, but 69 seems appropriate

[@achocolatewolf6365]

@@alexandernagel8205 same my dude. I unliked it so it could stay that perfect number

[@alexandernagel8205]

A Chocolate Wolf I still feel the burn in my ass When I grow up, I want to work at the smelter!

[@Thedarkassassin88]

That feeling when the Daedric prince of douchebaggery trolls you.

[@beserkerB01]

BigStoucheMcGee Is it your... First time?

[@michaelmorton5698]

@@beserkerB01 "HAH! No matter! Congratulations!"

[@claytonsmoking]

mans1ay3r you are the reason i dont play any of these games anymore youve permanently burned gamerpoop into my head. thank you

[@bib4eto656]

He's the reason I started playing Elder Scrolls games :D

[@badtaketom7116]

@@bib4eto656 same here

[@36thgallardo]

this is a great way to re-use content without having to make an entirely new video

[@36thgallardo]

i do what i want

[@anningjames1866]

Anthonyelmio2 Seymore is a puppet of the thalmor

[@MasterPodi]

It just makes sense, his videos are usually pretty short and people binge watch them and this makes it way easier, even seeing clips from gamerpoop series I haven’t watched fully yet, very convenient :3

[@oas212]

PRAISE OUR LORD AND SAVIOR MANS1AY3R!

[@MrREAPERsz]

Mans1ayer belongs to my soft DIC-tactor hehehe

[@ImMagnetz]

By Azura! By Azura! By Azura! It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here, molesting me!

[@chipsdubbo4861]

No, our only Lord is Lord Tachanka.

[@aaronsmith4940]

MOAR BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[@elfarlaur]

Shepard going "What just happened?" after the tango cracked me up

[@sterlingarcher7514]

"That's a big fat butt." "Wutt?" "Ohh shiit.."

[@dalbrecht]

How kind of you...

[@MrREAPERsz]

Tell me, would a girl fall for that?

[@sterlingarcher7514]

Absolutely....

[@thenobslol]

Taylor Williams w-what just happend?

[@MrAwawe]

That was very sweet of you.

[@girlbawllz]

"what if i told you there was a certain pair of GLORIOUS BREASTS!" "BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMMM" me: *dies*

[@russianspy5307]

You should include more lines from dremora lords like "THERE YOU ARE WEAKLING" and "i am not yours to toy with" you could probably manipulate them into funny things

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yes

[@alexakadelta3088]

If somebody walks in on you watching this, switch to porn, it's easier to explain.

[@tavrosnitram1529]

nah, you need to restart it, they must enjoy it in its full glory

[@eagleflies9515]

Now go, chop chop! Before I change my PERFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUME.

[@sl840]

Garrus and Shepard manslayer edition = OTP

[@rammahsss]

we will bang OK??

[@blobglob8586]

That last bit with garrus was dreamy.I don't remember it.

[@aprilhippie8752]

Blob Glob It's new he throw it together real quick.

[@roadhouse6999]

The first time I saw Garrus and Shepard do the tango in-game, I lost my shit for the entire scene. And the next 15 minutes.

[@RogerLuedecke]

I thought that was too good to be a mod or editing. But then far too absurd to be real.

[@darkemerl3603]

33 people didn't enjoy the Full Spectacular.

[@Henry-po8rj]

Garrus sure knows how to calibrate them guns...

[@mr.buscheese9456]

These videos are like moist towelettes to me.

[@bib4eto656]

They feel so glorious upon your sweet ass?

[@feywildheart2878]

Intriguing, but highly disturbing

[@gordonbarclay3598]

I love, LOVE, moist towelettes. They feel so GLORIOUS against my skin.

[@rowplatts]

Watching Shepherd do the tango is the closest 'experience' I think we're all getting this Valentine's. We could do worse

[@thesadbaghulo2273]

2:37 I call next

[@Matti_Mu]

5:08 next case

[@TheDjd111]

the happiness of seeing this pop up in my sub boxes Mans1ay3r i love you

[@arthurtheslime9359]

I revisit this video every nkw and then and am delighted by the tango each time.

[@defaultname-wr9sk]

Male Shepard and Garrus dancing is one of the greatest things gamerpoop has ever given us

[@rem9142]

why'd i think the dance at the end was so freakin adorable 😂

[@danieljuno810]

Garus "So tell me think a girl would fall for that?" Shepard "What just happened?" Bystander" Shepard you were converted before our very eyes."

[@phquang5908]

Seeing Sheppard dancing got me HARD.

[@skinnyjason3666]

me too

[@hannibalburgers477]

for some reason Mans1ay3er's Sheppard reminds me Archer

[@AJZulu]

Radyachman Radyan just the tip?

[@davidhatcher7016]

Oh

[@SightlessCandy]

I used to work the lumber mill but now the lumber works me

[@ijustworkhere1008]

Shepard and Vakarian are the only two people who I could see doing the tango and still be like "eh, they're not gay, they're just bros"

[@romanquattrininunez9054]

dude, that tango part is really good. On multiple levels!

[@Batleena]

shepard and garrus dancing is just pure awesome! :D

[@mariuszkowalewski5538]

and this is what i call "Try not to laugh challenge" IT IS IMPOSSIBLE XDD

[@strayaone]

Chop chop, before I change my perFUME! - fucking lost it >.

[@DamascoGamer]

11 minutes of pure gayness

[@DamascoGamer]

acevitamin Hey,i like gay videos from manslayer.

[@Christopher-hw6so]

DamascoGamer nothing wrong with a bit of butt piracy

[@jtcone]

Holy fucking shit that last bit with Garrus and Shepard is beyond comedy gold

[@ZorroLocoStudios]

I always, ALWAYS knew that Shepard was the dancing type.

[@pescando]

Just think we have a new mass effect coming out in a month.

[@russianspy5307]

Good lord i just came in my pants thinking about it but at the same time my penis became mire flacid than ever before because it might dissapoint me

[@TheCrusaderBin]

That's called a ruined orgasm. Kids, that's what hype does to you. (I totally preordered it though)

[@russianspy5307]

I know i shouldn't but i'm gonna pre order the fuck out of it soon

[@Maruki2008]

Oh gawd

[@robinhood7293]

This thread aged like milk

[@hallpassshowmeyourhallpass9768]

*this is America*

[@victorsullivan1734]

Dane H let's change the subject.

[@lordchickenmcnuggets5017]

This is Germany

[@cacksacker6937]

this is sparta

[@jonathanirizarry4040]

The Mass Confusion on Shepard's face!!😂😂😂

[@rosePetrichor]

god, the whole of the 'Transformers' bit just fucking slays me. The crash zoom on Shepard after 'I know I did...', the sudden optimus prime noise. fucking genius

[@imverystupid6907]

WHY ARE BUTT PIRATES BUTT PIRATES? BECAUSE THEY JUST ARRRRRRRRRRR fruits

[@davidhatcher7016]

Yeah

[@ChristianCCobb]

the robot chicken of games

[@forgenorman3025]

Garrus and Shepherd dancing was probably the hottest thing I've seen in a while. Damn.

[@wololo3781]

yes yes i haven't seen a *GamerPoop Compilation* in DAYS

[@justinbatts8053]

The moment that makes me die laughing every single time: “give me control of your *cough* body”.

[@austindavidson7073]

Manslayers videos. Always gets me a little sexually confused, but always damn impressive. Sheds a little light for "Fuck you Valentine's Day" .

[@TGloodt]

Roses are red Violets aren't free Let's change the subject This is Germany

[@pymehry5584]

Tom Gloodt Liara is blue Garrus is gray Lets change the subject this germany

[@Crack3rs55]

@@pymehry5584 Liara is blue Garrus is gay Let's change the subject We'll bang, okay?

[@gentletal5101]

Hahahah

[@AlwaysEast]

I wish we'd get more of these. I freaking love you, Mans1ay3r.

[@Koozwad]

That Shepard head movement at 10:35 ;D

[@Sabercat-ub9dc]

"Garrus, that's nasty." You ruined Mass Effect for me. I cant unsee that. Nooooooo.

[@Neurocyborg]

I love old content, but I am also hoping that brand new poops will eventually appear.

[@sneakysnickersnoopy]

Alien Dissection try laxatives

[@Bubbles15ize]

“So tell me think a girl would fall for something like that”...”what just happened”😂😂 I’m weak

[@collindudeman1301]

Dude your right the dance was perfectly hilarious

[@jackrolph4307]

"Holy sh*t stains Batman, look! The Batsignal! In Skyrim?" "Oh, FFS."

[@simpsonsfreak23]

Damn that tango was amazing

[@xiiiultima]

physical PHYSICAL ＰＨＹＳＩＣＡＬ

[@Vinylshark]

The whole dancing scene I was just waiting for the "my people call it gae" scene to follow right after it :(

[@silverfox2419]

Shepherd:what just happened. Me:you were converted.

[@jaimeesquivel1729]

"I used to work the lumber mill. Now the lumber works me." 🤣

[@gattlinggrunt1473]

That crazy song and dance from 7:30 took me back to Deus Ex. Thank you.

[@katieburke6763]

These made my day so much better

[@thewatcher5305]

Ngl that dance was the least weird thing in this video

[@flipartz-q1f]

5:31 shepard face always gets me there

[@theherohartmut]

4:57: Ba ba ba buuuuum!

[@owarida777]

Oh hello

[@Guppynator25]

Kwt King they say hello right back at you

[@erichobbs4042]

I forgot how insanely awesome the Sheppard and Garrus Tango was. Still fucking brilliant!

[@ZeppHead]

The emperor's nothing more than a puppet of the Thalmor! YOU THERE

[@danielsibrian7559]

the memories these bring back

[@zjapp]

I'm a priest

[@RodsRetroplays]

zjapp I'm a fucking Pretty princess

[@bsamaniac305]

zjapp Betch plz!!

[@dysvanlist]

i want a trampstamp of shepard too

[@skinnyjason3666]

me too

[@kingharlaus43]

Manslayer is the greatest mind of our generation

[@Sadduur]

9:11 Garrus he's the greatest daaancer! :D

[@theonefrancis696]

"Maybe too crunchy?" "Crap" *LOL*

[@tochesub]

These videos are everything to me

[@Blairskirock]

The fact that the bat signal is Batman laying down in his underwear is hilarious

[@MisterVonnels]

"A little *too* crunchy" I fucking laugh every time

[@RepiriGaming]

Anyone else think that the Garrus and Shepard dance is adorable?

[@eddiester-bu7hr]

Seeing Shepard and Gerrus dancing was the most romantic thing I ever seen

[@53darkknight53]

That dance scene was awesome!

[@MCPunk55]

Damn! I'm not really a Mass Effect fan but that dance really is impressive. But the end killed me "What just happened?"

[@perskarva123]

omg that dance...what a masterpiece! HAHAHAA

[@bubz2422]

The dance scene with Shepherd😂

[@logan-vv4dp]

Romantic dancing for 6 hours and then just "that is a big butt"

[@ZacharySkan]

“Why are butt pirates... butt pirates? Because the ARRRRRRRRRRR 🅵🆁🆄🅸🆃🆂” Love him or hate him. He’s spittin straight facts.

[@RealRabidRabbit]

I don't know why I was getting giddy over Garrus and Shepard dancing, I knew there was going to be a punchline

[@10191927]

The bit with Garrus and Sheppard is incredible, gay as can be, but I laughed my ass off. And the ending just makes the whole segment. ManSlay3r is the master is sissyness.

[@wessmoore7894]

10:59 The standard reaction to GamerPoop.

[@Gothguyuk]

omg That dance with Shepard and Garrus , i feel violated

[@jcace13]

I needed a laugh, bless you sir.

[@sentinelx47]

2:08 lol that part had me dying of laughter 😂

[@leons.kennedy8885]

God of war music

[@tylerdondada6968]

@7:15 Oh No! Count Dracula? Wrong. It’s *COCK BLOCKULA* That part was hilarious

[@cybertronianmobian8336]

These things are my new favorite series