Gamers, What Are The Strangest Things You've Heard Over An Open Mic?

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[@Tacticalsnails]

Getting kids to swear when the parents are in the room is always a blast

[@CosmicS5]

I was in an xbox party with a guy that had horrid food poisoning. he kept throwing up so much he moved his setup to the bathtub to keep playing. 3 hours in he got the runs too and we could hear all of it. About 10 guys in the party too and we were all dying of laughter making fun of him and joking about. Turns out he was allergic to shrimp and ate almost a whole tray of it, wonder how hes doing

[@WardenWolf]

Oh gosh, some guy gave my roommate some sugar-free gummy bears as a prank and he ate them on a night he was streaming. He was constantly having to interrupt the stream to go to the toilet. It was hilarious.

[@astillchillguy2002]

Yeah, story one shows exactly why I prefer knowing as little as possible about people online. As soon as you learn anything about anyone it’s instantly put into bias and creates boundaries.

[@illusiveelk2558]

I've heard people doing it in party chat before, not realizing they weren't muted. I also heard a guy pretty much bragging about how he spent his whole paycheck on shark cards.

[@jamstheshapeshifter]

That 2nd one is just depressing

[@buenapilapil5513]

What are shark cards

[@Sergio-qf2rx]

@@buenapilapil5513credit cards in GTA that give you money

[@Sergio-qf2rx]

@@buenapilapil5513credit cards in GTA that give you money

[@TheEmilovits]

The more you know never heard of shark cards before so ty very much

[@ceoofscrumpy740]

Something like story 5 happened to me, in a tf2 community server there was a guy, little kid(maybe 5th or 6th grade) was being extremely toxic whenever made a kill, trash talked and taunted as much he wanted, so to annoy him I went Sniper(he was a heavy) then started to made a killing spree entirely at him, he started saying that im jamming his control and making his mini gun bullets( he was a heavy) miss, he never changed classes and still keep going to taunt and spread words to other people who he killed me, then went the tunnel vision and he only focuses only on me and ignored everything else, in all of that he keeps screaming and crying bloody swearing at me, calling me names like the n-word, gay, fatherless, and ofc with accusation of hacks even more ridiculous, jamming guns, making him slower, etc, and the list goes on, and in the end he called 4 different familiars, her mother, dad, grandmother and and a older brother(maybe 7th grade) all of them saying stop doing cheats and to harass the boy or else we are gonna call the police on you, then one of the admins got him banned of the server for the swears of n word and gay, he then starts texting me via steam saying, GO MGE AND FIGHT ME( MGE is a set of custom servers where you fight a person in 1v1) I said no cuz it was 2 Am and he was someone who just needs something to blame his skill issue on he went on and I went to sleep and then he disconnected at 4 am, next day another family member talks with me, a 2nd brother, but he ain't toxic he is just saying sorry that his family is bunch of entitled people, I feel sorry for the guy, bien between douches and assholes Sorry if the story was ass long, hope y'all enjoyed the shenanigans of the most toxic kid I found.

[@ThatObjectionGuy]

I fell I was the wisest 6th graded whule reading this comment

[@WardenWolf]

The squeakers are always fun. Had a guy accuse me of hacking in Starlancer (I wasn't; I was just very good and had good equipment). I recognized his name from MechWarrior 3, so I challenged him there to show I wasn't hacking. Schooled him and his buddy. RIP. It's amazing what skill combined with rudder pedals can do in any kind of simulation. You get much faster and finer control than with a twist stick

[@ceoofscrumpy740]

@@WardenWolf agreed, they just accept either other people's skill or the strats, like the wacky small holes, fitting for a headshot

[@Michealaflon]

​@@ThatObjectionGuy i went to dumb school and still have a iq of room tempature which is better then this dude

[@lucasks8124]

Heres a free candy if you thought these stories are from youtube.

[@noahduong]

Mom said to not take candies from strangers, so no thanks sir.

[@robertyocum7200]

It's always from reddit, what did you expect?

[@spankhill7722]

This is a nice van, mister.

[@lionsatmidnight]

How would anyone think they aren’t from Reddit? Lol

[@ididsomeunspeakablethingsa4899]

@@lionsatmidnight ignorant people

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

The voice impression story had me dying of laughter for 10 minutes!!

[@charliecresman9488]

On god I'm listening to it now the way they said that has got me in tears laughing so hard

[@baydiac]

From the beginning of the video, I'm new to this channel, and the voice behind the videos has such a valley girl accent it's hard to tell where his sentences end or which ones are questions

[@GamerEpic27]

The one where the OP imitated the muppets had me dying!!

[@nicki8731]

4:52 The only reddit channel I listen to because there aren't any annoying beeps or cringe replacement words. Edit: Since I'm getting so many likes, ima post a few more timestamps: 5:50, 11:45 Leave any timestamps I missed in the comments! :D

[@raven-0621]

lmao yeah

[@bluecat2991]

These words actually left my mouth while I was playing D&D on a virtual tabletop. There is a train track behind my home. One started passing and I just say "Hold on, my house is vibrating."

[@igotnoodlesgold9193]

Craziest thing I have hard over the mic was this one time when I was playing GTA online on my PS4 and me and some other people kept hearing moaning. Our first thought was like "huh...weird" and then it starting getting more intense. Some other guy was like "yo whoever's moaning could you please stop it's annoying" it didn't stop btw. So like five minutes later the lobby just randomly heard "daddy 😩" and me and other people with mics were like "WOOOOAHHHH AYOO" and then we started hearing clapping noises...you already know what's going on at this point. The moaning and clapping starts getting so loud next thing y'know some guy with some deep voice was like: "aw sh*t I left my mic unmuted my fault". Then some other guy was like: "ohhhh I thought it was some guy moaning cuz we heard daddy and everything so we were like hella confused" and we could hear the girl that was getting her cheeks clapped laughing along with the guy. And after that he muted his mic and got back to business and got kicked 5 mins later for inactivity. So yeah heard people have s*x over the mic 🤣

[@igotnoodlesgold9193]

Have the clip on PS4 but the audio got muted for obvious reasons

[@daddybondrewd7271]

What a legend

[@igotnoodlesgold9193]

@@daddybondrewd7271 🤣🤣

[@gabrielflo5932]

Lmao I’m glad that you ain’t scared to cuss every once in a while. Adds that little bit of comedy that we all like.

[@MeowthRocket]

Amen

[@Ztiergamer]

That 2nd dude wouldve been so bad not even the Military wanted him

[@Albacksen]

Story 10 with the wife consoling the kid and then keeping Xbox live just to check if he's okay after he vanished brought a tear to my eye. Hope the kid got back in touch with her.

[@korinturner2404]

The weirdest thing I’ve heard was when I was playing bo3 origins with some dude and he said he got his girlfriend pregnant so I jokingly said “imagine it comes out black” and he said “I actually hope it does so then I can go shopping one day and leave it in a supermarket and claim it wasn’t his as it was black” I was just thinking “oh my god is this guy serious” then we started laughing about it but I still feel like he wasn’t kidding.

[@Bobmcjoepants]

When I used to play WoW back when Caty came out, I was talking with some random person in a dungeon team who had to constantly stop to feed her kids and get them ready for school. I quit a little after that because wow, thats just sad. Learn time management people, your kids ALWAYS come first

[@maloydonedidit2903]

The Josh warrior one reminds me of being a tankadin in Kara. Oh being able to just pull the entire ballroom and holding aggro with just consecrate and letting our new guild mates, who were only quest geared take them out while I napped was great.

[@ParkerLynch-fi7gb]

I remember I use to play a lot of call of duty warzone when it was in its prime, and during a game of quads I could hear two people talking about a god damn smuggling operation that mostly involved crack and weed. I never got many details because my whole squad got obliterated by roze skins but I will never forget that moment of pure shock

[@Eli-Channn]

The FBI agents listening to that warzone chat: 🤨

[@pg13snipez]

where

[@WardenWolf]

In terms of pure "strangeness", this one guy we gamed with regularly had a weird issue: every single time he tabbed out of his game, it would make a weird noise that can only be described as similar to a squeaky screen door. Literally, you could tell every single time he tabbed out and his GPU switched modes. This was made worse because this guy was also a game master, so you always knew when he wasn't looking at the game for a bit. I don't know what unique hardware combination he had in his system to cause this (other than it was an ATI card) but it was the strangest electrical interference I've ever seen. In terms of something I caused, I once farted loud enough to trigger my mic in Teamspeak, a high-pitched trumpet fart. Another person said, "What the hell was that?!" I managed to mute before I burst out laughing and no one ever knew.

[@alayunii]

2nd story has me dying

[@lintrom3205]

That alt tab thing. Was happening to me too like 2 years ago. It was weird asf destroying my ears every time i alt tab. Then after few months it stopped. Ty god. Never figured out what was that tho

[@fine_ol_chap]

Playing black ops 3 there was this kid on the enemy team who made weird funny death noises with his mouth like he spent his final breaths doing raspberries or like they were gargling on something. I didn't talk to this kid through my own mic but I do keep everyone unmuted who has one because I would occasionally hear some funny conversations between my own teammates or for brief moments in matches when I'd kill someone who was speaking

[@ashtoncrouser6868]

14:57 had me dying the free. Style I thought he was going to say it was bad naw shit was amazing

[@zekofusion]

I was playing FH3 and it was a full 12 player session, just about everyone had access to a mic and it was a pretty loud & friendly server, sometime passes on and this one guy I guess had to use the bathroom. So he took his mic with him into the bathroom and omg the server went wild listening to this dude takin a p*ss. He comes back so casually as nothing happened..needless to say that was the last time I played that game without my headset thank goodness I was home alone that would be the weirdest thing and funniest thing I’ve ever experienced in a VC

[@ChristopherCapersJones]

The story about the kid losing his mom on 9/11 had a very heartwarming ending.

[@xdonovan7031]

it did. I laughed a little bit but i'm so happy that she spent time with him and seemed to really care about him for a while. Based on what they said, she still does

[@MNNski]

Sadly there is a good chance the kid offed himself or died of other causes. Gamers usually don't just up and vanish without a reason.

[@thiscatrblx9641]

AAGCO911

[@nighthawkrin67]

Story 2 cracked me up man. I actually had this one guy in a War Thunder Discord who spoke almost perfectly like Kermit.

[@inskilled2950]

17:46 “Well I’m glad something good happened on that day.” | HOLY THAT COMEBACK! If that were me I would’ve been but hurt by that insult, that was such a disgustingly nasty comeback.

[@cardboardgaming101]

That first story is LITERALLY how I feel. I'm around that age, a 9 yr old build. I tend to keep teams together in not only dying light but also Minecraft.

[@Sparty1986]

Many years ago there was a YOUNG kid (7?) on Teamspeak playing battlefield 1942 on a full server with us. His three year old sister wanted to get on the computer and so he was playing battlefield and trying to keep her off the computer at the same time all while on an open mic. I said Scooter, put your Mom on teamspeak so I can talk to her. Teamspeak went quiet and the game stopped. Next Scooter's Mom came on and said hello? I said hi, my name is Robert, can Scooter keep playing? Mom asked if it was important? I said yes, he is an important part of the Axis strategic offensive initiative to acquire bases and flags. Mom said well I guess it is ok, how long do you need him for? I said the timer is in the upper right corner so we need him for 44 more minutes. Mom stated, well I guess that is okay. Scooter comes back on and says Thanks guys Teamspeak erupted into laughter as the game picked back up. Scooter, hope you are still out there gaming somewhere!

[@gojifanpat]

Some of these moments are actually really cool and wholesome..... And then there are the really fucked up ones.

[@fatboi1283]

Then there is cookie monster

[@possiblykamino]

The thumbnail tho😂😂

[@gurrenlaggan8091]

I think the worst I heard was when someone who I no longer speak to on Xbox stated, “Thanks for the recommendation, anything else like it” to us jokingly telling him to watch Boku no Pico. From then on he kinda spiraled until we just stopped partying up.

[@deontaeavila3514]

When you and the boys troll your friend but instead of making him miserable, he becomes an utter degenerate which eventually leads to him being abandoned by the group:

[@alfianna2578]

Anyone who plays games has heard a variety of comments that include prejudice, raging/whining, arguing, vulgar, perverted, and so much more.

[@spahghettiboi4150]

12:53 that is hilarious

[@Pipkiablo]

I think my favorite I've ever experienced. Call of Duty Zombies. It took place in either early or mid 2011 during the game's heyday. I'm playing with a teenage boy of about 15 but I'm not too worried about his age because he's playing really well and we're both talking about how much we like The Walking Dead. All of a sudden his mom starts screaming in the background, "Why is there a kiddie pool full of water in the living room?!" and he quickly had to disconnect. It has been 12 years and I'm still torn about the fact that I never found out why he apparently had a kiddie pool full of water in the living room.

[@herkuleseriksson6728]

I once heard a guy getting a bjob while getting one myself, after the match ended this guys bjob ended and a guy said "now it's my turn"

[@michaelb.3006]

0:00 This is less strange and more insulting but I figured you guys would get a good laugh out of this. So a bunch of my buddies and I decided to create a deep rock galactic (rock and stone!) club for users to work with each other. There are various chat channels like “help.” And “I’m doing missions, who cares to join me?” And various things of the sort. One day we get a new member (new to the club. Not new to the game. He was about rank 20 so he was starting to get a bit cocky and full of himself). He wasn’t an asshole per say but he was never polite. Never said please or thank you and if he wanted a platform from and engi or a tunnel from the local mole man he never asked but rather demanded and more often then not I was the engi/mole man so I had to put up with it or I’d look like the bad guy. We had another player who was about 13-14 years old and was like a rank 3 at the time (now he’s rank 22 and is a often teammate of mine due to the fact that we work so well together at any task with his engi and my scout) so he was considered a newbie but everyone was polite about it… almost everyone that is. QUE PROFESSOR JACK ASS who thinks he knows everything but the only thing he knows is he’s the only human in the whole club who has shit come out of his mouth instead of his ass! (For part two of the comment because I can’t send the full thing because error code 400 please sort by “timed” and rewind the video to the very beginning. Both parts should be there). Edit: NEVERMIND! Because I didn’t check to see if the KZbinr enabled that option I now look like a complete idiot. Just sort by newest first and look for the approximate amount of time ago these comments were made.

[@marinaabeach]

damnnnn xD

[@michaelb.3006]

@@marinaabeach did you see the edit message?

[@mango4723]

Once heard a guy getting blown over MHWorld. Everyone in the session (there were like, 14 of us?) heard it, didn’t matter if they had voice chart or even headphones on.

[@Deveshkha]

First story is so relatable, actually a bit too relatable.

[@howardibleinc.7317]

Playing COD and there was a kid talking all kinds of crap cussing like crazy, this is nothing new. Out of nowhere we heard "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY!" followed by the sounds of him being beat by his mother. At first the chat was quiet until one the other guys started laughing and we all broke out. Out of nowhere the mother is on yelling at us. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ASSHOLES LAUGHING AT?".

[@truepickle4956]

Story 10 hitting with that sad ending, hope the kid is ok

[@michaelb.3006]

0:00 this is part three. For parts 1 and 2 please sort by “timed” and rewind the video to the vary beginning. Error code 400 can suck my balls. Edit: NEVERMIND! Because I didn’t check to see if the KZbinr enabled that option I now look like a complete idiot. Just sort by newest first and look for the approximate amount of time ago these comments were made. *(I was always the one holding NB up above water and I didn’t mind it either. Say thank you every time I save you and you’ll never have to ask for help because I’ll know when you need help. I often watch new players from a distance so if I see any enemy’s approaching them then I’ll take the big ones that will hurt out of the equation and pretend that only the grunts were going to them new player so they think they defend themselves all on their own. Some would think this is an asshole move but I’ve raised great DRG [rock and stone!] players by doing this because it makes them more confident in their ability to defend themselves. Besides I usually leave a predatorian for them every once in a while). **(when my father was about 16 or 17 he knew some guys who were in their late 20s early 30s and were in military. They often tortured each other so they could get stronger and more resistant to torcher methods so if one of them were caught they wouldn’t give. This one guy was 35 and wasn’t giving an inch. The others tried threatening to hurt member of the team. They even broke the on site medics (who was a close friend) ribs with a metal base ball bat and caused both lungs to collapse. He’s fine though. When they (by they I mean the Canadian military) do this the “hostage” is given a clicker. This is for when they are basically about to die. Right before the medic went unconscious he clicked the clicker once and lights out. After all of that my father said “I bet I can crack him” “you? Pffff as if. Your on. You got 24 hours” my father starts by going into the room and saying he’s gonna get him to give my father his sisters phone number so he can sleep with her. And then he’ll sleep with his wife and mother. Then he went to say ohhh mother and daughter combos are always fun. Then the guy went “YOU LITTLE SHIT! IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!” “Step one complete” doesn’t that sound familiar? Anyhow the guy shuts up for a second and my father retriggers him. He then goes to the other room where everyone is at and he says “I just got in his head. Now one of you take me to the dollar store” “why do you need to go there” “you’ll see soon enough” so they go to the dollar store and he gets a vhs tape of the Barney and friends song and a vhs tape of the Smurf’s song. “What do you need those for?” “Wait and you will see” so they head back and he’s still going off the rails and doc says “I’ve never seen him like this. I think I might have to give him a sedative just to calm him down” my father then puts the vhs tape into the player and just cranks the volume. Have you ever listened to car speakers at max volume? Times that by about 10 and you have the volume my father had baf playing at. The room the guy was in also had these HUGE screens on every wall so unless you looked at the ground all you could see was Barney. My father also had these strobe light going and they flash in a way so if you close your eyes or look away then it hurts even more. This room was design to make men kill themselves. He had this going for 2 hours and thirteen minutes before the guy gave. “I got in his head to make him weak and vulnerable to this. That made this purple son of a bitch so much worse for him. You guys made a mistake by using physical torture. I went for mental torture” the others were also going insane from Barney. The guy was so mad he lost to barney too. “Can’t believe I lost to a fucking purple extinct lizard” Holy shit you read all of that? That’s amazing. You wanna know what else is amazing? RAID SHA- No but seriously thank you for reading. My keyboard is about 5 minutes delayed now so while I’m typing this the keyboard is still talking about the dollar store lol. My fingers also hurt like a sun of a bitch because I’m on an iPad. R.I.P. my fingers. I hope you enjoyed the read and have a good day, also enjoy this cookie from the Cookie Monster 🍪 Rock and stone!!!

[@nathanwoods9964]

Heard a Twenty minute conversation during King's Fall(Destiny 2 edition) between a dude and his cousin about her sister with his mother about their friend for her rent, and I both was seriously annoyed and confused

[@Jadelyn_Bella]

GTA online Session, some guy was snoring really loud I found it absolutely hilarious

[@deltaflamestorm7400]

story 2 made me laugh so hard

[@Lonewolf3515]

Yo back in like 2010 I was playing Black Ops online and I swear, I kid you not, I heard someone over the mic yelling at someone else to bar the door, someone is trying to break in, and yo, I think they got swatted lmao. There was a lot of yelling. I heard "This is the FBI!" and it sounded like a rough fight broke out. The whole ordeal lasted like 10 minutes before everything went silent. Everyone that heard it was like what in the hell is going on. We all had a conversation for like 20 minutes about it afterwards. That's something I'll never forget.

[@weebandgaminginc.7593]

Not on a voice chat, but on a Roblox game, someone was dressed in an 18th century British army uniform. Obviously I was like. “Where’s George Washington when you need him?” And “I’ll even settle for Alexander Hamilton at this point” and started calling him general Howe.

[@AFatT34]

5:30 he be like "we do bit of trolling!"

[@bendyexpert1239]

This isn’t my story exactly, but I remember when a friend told me they were on a discord call with other friends, and one of the people left their mic on without knowing. The person unmuted was doing the dirty. That was quite the story to hear that day.

[@TupacLump.]

4:55 That sounds exactly like TF2.

[@AndrewL2]

20:09 thats a fullass description on me at any FPS game:

[@totallylegit4092]

Dude beating his wife…he was kicked out of his team and other shit. Now lives alone.

[@kynumber2640]

If we try to help my friend with something he would screen share and go in incognito mode and look for something entirely different

[@ricktheweeb5382]

kind of a similar experience with the brits sand americans story but back when i played cold war was doing 2v2 matches with a fellow pc gamer and these 2 grown ass men that sounded like they were super high like 90% of the people that play cod and they started talking shit about us for no reason because we were on pc and they were on console and i basically soloed them since my friend kept dieing because he keeps jumping in the open but yeah nice experience whooping them so bad they both quit mid match (they only won one of the matches)

[@renakunisaki]

To be fair to the last guy, I would totally give that response sarcastically.

[@raineblackstar3522]

Imagine getting killed by a cat. 🤣🤣🤣

[@mygrains5013]

Whenever someone calls me gay (CoD of course) I say "Yeah your dad would know" and they shutup most of the time after that, lol

[@CCA69420]

Once I was joking around with my uncle Playing rec room with my friend saying he was a pedophile but it was a joke he took it too seriously and called my parents saying to get off the PlayStation a couple months later he started talking shit to me so I blocked him

[@ThatObjectionGuy]

who started to shit talk

[@masoncrader4108]

strangest thing ive heard over an open mic was the kids parents doing it in the background

[@hugosinclair6798]

story 2 had me in tears laughing, "cooooooookkkkkkiiiiieeeeee!" XD

[@MrSmexy702]

The worst one I heard was my friends house being shot up in a drive by. Luckily none of his family was hit.

[@BIG_RED_PRODUCTIONS_official]

Friend of mine has heard some real weird stuff and I don't remember a single bit of it

[@Thetriumphantdragon]

I heard a battle in the background of one of my teammates mic in war zone

[@Thetriumphantdragon]

Dude lived in the Middle East

[@not_kjb]

I was going to listen to this while playing NFS payback, and what do you know? It's the background gameplay!

[@michaelb.3006]

0:00 for part 1 please sort comments by “timed” and rewind the video to the very beginning. Edit: NEVERMIND! Because I didn’t check to see if the KZbinr enabled that option I now look like a complete idiot. Just sort by newest first and look for the approximate amount of time ago these comments were made. Upon PJ meeting NB he immediately became an ass hole. He started with a “oh you’re brand new? I should probably bring a better dwarf then so you don’t weigh us down” (go to the brackets with the “*” in front of them for an extra rant related to this if you want to read it). NB responds with “I’m sure we will be fine. Table (my nick name for the user name WirableTable09) here has a bronze 2 scout. Not to mention the highest DPS build out of all of us.” I then chimed in saying “I wouldn’t call it the highest DPS build. I’m just more effective with this build then some of the others are with their builds” which isn’t necessarily a lie. They do have better builds thanks to their overclocks but I just happen to be more effective with my scout then they are with engis mole men and doom slayers. PJ just grunts quietly and we get ready to dive into our mission. It’s a haz 3 refining mission in the magma core. I’m a scout. My buddy gold is a driller. NB is a engineer and PJ is in his gunner which still has a stock mini gun. After about 5 minutes of gathering minerals NB try’s to call Molly. Upon doing this PJ here’s the voice line “we should have brought Molly” and immediately started laughing. When we heard him laughing we asked “what’s so funny?” And PJ responds with “THIS DUMB FUCK TRIED CALLING THE MULE!!!” While laughing his ass off. This was NBs first refinery mission so he didn’t know there was no mule. I began to explain how this mission works to NB while trying not to kick PJ so fast it would give every server in the universe whip lash. When I finish my explanation PJ begins to stop laughing and we all go back to doing the mission. After about 4 minutes PJ says “hey engi put a fucking platform here!” And pings a spot with nitra. Engi was in a completely different cave but I was about 10 meters away from PJ so I said “no need PJ you got me!” And he is so fucking livid for no reason what so ever. He says “when you fall to your death I ain’t picking you back up stupid ass n word” so I grapple up to the nitra. Use my hover boots to buy me enough time to make a hole in the wall. And mine the nitra (the reason why I have hover boots is I already have iron will and vampire and it’s a great set up for an extra revive in solos so you can spend that revive on making Bosco more powerful). Once I’m done I grapple down and say “that wasn’t so hard. You must just be bad with zip lines PJ” this man went ballistic when I said that. And that’s exactly what I wanted. He started yelling “FUCK YOU YOU STUPID MONKEY ASS N WORD BITCH ASS BROKE HOE MOTHER FUCKING DAD SUCKING…” and while he’s in the middle of this screaming frenzy I type in the party chat “step one complete” and he just straight shuts up in pure fear. After a few seconds of silence he says “what do you mean ‘step one complete’ bitch” I respond with “that’s for me to know and you to figure out. My father is a fucking genius and was making grown ass men in the military cry from the mind games he played on them when he was my age (go to “**” for explanation). Just so you’re aware he taught me all of his tricks and not to toot my own horn but he may have mastered them but I perfected them. Just keep this up and you’ll find out just why you should watch your mouth” and I got the typical response from him. Laughing his ass off all the way to the moon. Gold on the another hand knew exactly what I was talking about and messaged me saying “please for the love of god don’t” I responded “I won’t scar the guy. But I will twist his mind like a pretzel” after about two more minutes of waiting for a buddy of mine to get every single piece of info on PJ from his family tree to his grades to his personal life experiences and more. Another minute passes by while I plan what hits I’ll land and when. Just when I’m almost done PJ turns around and says “so tough guy where’s this scary talk you’re supposed to give me twerp” gold saw my face (him and I use face cams with each other for facial reactions and funny moments) and knew that PJ fucked up real quick. I. Was. Pissed. I then go off the rails saying “LISTEN HERE YOU FRENCH BRAZILIAN PIECE OF SHIT! IM DONE WITH YOUR FUCKING PISSING YOUR PANTS IN THE 3RD GRADE ASS! YOU GOT TWO CHOICE! EITHER A: YOU APOLOGIZE TO ME AND TO THE OTHERS FOR THE SHIT YOU’VE BEEN GIVING US OR B: ILL FUCKING COME TO (insert his real address including street, building number, floor number, room number, city, state and country) AND FUCKING TEAR YOUR FAILING GYM IN THE 5TH GRADE ASS IN HALF! WHO THE FUCK FAILS 5TH GRADE GYM!!!??? ITS A FUCKING BASKET WEAVING COURSE! YOU SHOULD BE DISAPPOINTED IN YOURSELF YOU SCRAWNY ASS PIECE OF SHIT! YOU FUCKING RAPED A GIRL IN THE 6TH GRADE WHEN YOU WERE IN THE 10TH GRADE! YOU FAILED 6TH GRADE MATH NOT ONCE BUT TWICE! HELL YOU EVEN KICKED AN OLD LADY DOWN WHILE SHE WAS CROSSING THE STREET!!! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF!” I stop for a few seconds and hear in the back ground “daaaad! Some man on the internet is being mean to me!” “Give me the fucking headset.” And I hear the mic fumble around a bit. “Can you gentleman hear me alright?” I respond with “yes we can here you just fine sir. What name would you like me to refer to you by?” “Please refer to me as Mr. PJD (no he didn’t say that. But that’s what I’m using in replacement)” “ok. Mr. PJD do you know what your son says on the internet? Just to clarify I’m not trying to be a smart ass” “well I do not actually. Would you like to try and explain your half of the story?” I respond with “actually I would Mr. PJD. Thank you for asking. Your son has been exceptionally rude to one of our teammates. When I decided to stand up for said teammate with witty remarks he decided he was gonna be a drunken sailor when he grows up and decided to practice on me by cussing me out for no reason what so ever” “do you by chance have proof of this?” (I recorded the whole party chat so I did). “Actually I do. I have a recording of the whole conversation.” “That’s great. Let’s hear it.” PJ turns around with a whiny tone and says “nooooooo” PJD responds with “hey! Go to the dinning table and don’t you dare touch any device until I say others wise. If you wanna read a book that’s fine but no phone. No iPad. And no switch” I then play the recording. “If you like I can email a copy so you can show Mrs. PJM what your son does on the Xbox. And I have a funny feeling this wasn’t his first time cussing.” “I would very much like a recording. I’ll message you my personal email. I’m so sorry for my sons behaviour. I will be grounding him for several months” all of a sudden “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” in the back ground. I respond with a “how old is your son if you don’t mind me asking” “he’s about 15 almost 16” “I’m gonna start by saying I’m not telling you how to raise your child but I will say that I can understand he may be having trouble making friends both IRL and on Xbox. He may very well be only cussing people out because odds are he never had a real friend outside of family that doesn’t throw insults at home for fun. With that said go a little easy on the kid. I get that punishments should be made but don’t ground him for several months. I’ve seen children get that same punishment for the same reason and it always things worse. Maybe ground him for 2-3 weeks and make Him write 100 lines in print saying “I won’t ever cuss again as long as I live under daddy’s roof” and make him do it again in cursive. Then if he makes a mistake on either or then he must repeat both.” PJD responds “he doesn’t know how to write in cursive” “even better. You can write the alphabet in cursive and have him use that. I bet $100 he will get lots of compliments for his neat hand writing.” PJD then says “that actually sounds like a good idea. Thank you uhhh” “you can call me Michael” “ok while thank you Michael. I hope you guys have fun now” he then shuts the Xbox off and proceeds to follow my recommendation. The kid is now good at writing and isn’t a big ass hole anymore. He’s not saying please just yet but he still says thank you and doesn’t demand for platforms or tunnels lol. Sort by “timed” and rewind video to the vary beginning for part 3. Error code 400 sucks.

[@tateranus4365]

I have a story, so this happened back when I was in middle school, a buddy of mine had stayed the night, he had been up for a few hours, I had been up for maybe an hour or 2, well my dad comes storming up (he almost NEVER went upstairs) frantically asking me and my buddy where the car was, neither of us have any idea, well turns out some junkies had stolen our car, I should add there is a handicapped sticker hanging on the mirror, a walker in the trunk and a scooter carrier on the back, well of all the games I had on my PS4 (I had about 100) I had been on GTA 5, yes my parent's car got GTAd while I was playing GTA... well the neighbors security cameras taped the incident, it happened at like 3 AM, I had already went to sleep but my buddy might have been up then...

[@PsychoSynoptic]

Back on ps3 there was a game me and a buddy loved called white knight chronicles. While we took a break after a string of dungeons. When we get back there's a crowd around a player in the lobby. We get closer so we can get within the proximity range to pick up their mic. This man is beating up his girls booty like there's no tomorrow and everyone is cheering him on in the lobby

[@bozzle6758]

I partied with some guy on valorant and heard him talking to his daughter about her drawing. It was sweet

[@grumpymonkey14]

honestly that first story was like a fever dream in a dryer, sounded like vulcan half the time. im sure WoW players would say they understood everything but to a layman, wtf?

[@skateorpie]

Lmfao the fact that the first story is World of Warcraft after I watched 5 WoW videos before this is the weirdest coincidence but definitely needed it. EDIT : Also fun fact: I started playing WoW at age 11 back in 2004 so I love this story even more

[@rz1ny]

i heard a guy and his girlfriend argue while she cried bcs he said "something stinks" turns out she had taken a shit and thought he was calling her stinky very weird interaction

[@lesliechow1974]

Me Working for a Gaming Hub: Yes I do see a charge here for a game .... Parent: What? *WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK* :)

[@d3vealice0022]

This kid was pissing for over 30 minutes straight

[@lc8339]

this guy is explaining all these terms in a game that i have no clue what it is

[@sonicletrol4501]

On tf2 i would often just chill as engineer or medic staying on the defence or trying meme loadout but when i notice one newbie/noob getting bullied but staying polite I often switch in medic and pocket Or Make them stay with me in my engineer nest and have a pretty chill time. Heck doing the pocket medic thing is actually usefull cus this make them understand that medics are important and should be protected when possible I even had one new player block a Crit rocket from hitting me Yelling RUN MED RUN in the mic before those hackers forced valve to block F2P players from using the mic

[@CrossingTalkAdmin]

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE????????

[@mizu_the_floatzel]

Okay, I have a crazy story here. This dates back to the early days of Grand theft Auto online. I believe this is like PS3 era first gen of the online mode. So where to start So it was around 2014-2015 and well me in a few buddies were you know bugging around and you know we were listening in on the open mic. Next thing i know i hear this little boy with open mic hearing his dad say hey it's dinner time you got to come so he says okay coming and then I looked at the usernames and literally said hey kid. Your dad told you to go for dinner. You better get off and the entire session agreed with me and he kept saying no and then I said hey kids dad if you can hear us tell your son to get off and he kept saying no and next thing I know I hear his father come into the room yelling. I said it's dinner time you get off now next to you know we see the username go offline. All of us in that session of Grand theft Auto online were like bro. Did we literally just get a little kid grounded at the time? Now this is something I still scratch my brain around to this day. Did this kid actually get grounded? Who knows the world would never know

[@GlxcianFN]

This kid legit pissed for 30+ minutes straight

[@BreadApologist]

Okay that wife who made the 9/11 joke to the brat was fucking savage af. 10/10 Only things I ever accidentally overheard was more of an annoyance. I was playing payday 2 years ago and I think it was the first world bank heist mission. Was online, random team. This one person who was obviously a little kid was playing and had his friend or a brother i cant recall which. With him, as he was clearly explaining game mechanics and what’s going on to the other person with him. He eventually got something wrong I forgot what it was about the game, but I started correcting him and commenting on random things he said. I wasn’t angry with him, it was just distracting as it was a shitty mic he had. Mind you im also hearing all the random going’s on of his house in the background. It wasn’t too long after my replies n corrections in chat (text I didn’t have a mic) he learned I could hear him the whole time, which everyone could. He apparently didn’t know that open / always on mic was a thing. He wasn’t rude or anything n iirc played alright. Match ended soon after that anyway. Never saw him in game again. So ya not a drama story, mundane really. All I would say is that if you’re a parent just take like the 5 minutes to check stuff like mic settings n all that in online games your kids play. Be sure they know about it to, can help avoid embarrassment n all that.

[@emperortrevornorton3119]

I would say the one time I thought my team mate was using a fart machine until I realized that it wasn't static sounds he was taking a crap and forgot to mute the mic when he came back I just said not only did I not hear a flush but you also didn't wash your hands it was one of my first experiences in MMO gaming

[@whatawa217]

the kermite and cookie monster thing was funny

[@bunnydognamedcoco2305]

4:05 First flipping thing that comes to my mind. "There is an imposter among us" I need help-

[@boredreindeer5602]

I've heard people chewing on mic before...but tbh I heard way worse on an open mic

[@NorthIsh7077]

i dont even have to start the video to understand the shit that happens over the mic

[@slavatyfr]

best reddit story reader!

[@lemone630]

Bro in the second story got roasted by Sesame Street

[@haraya_manawari]

plot twist: the guy was just really afraid of cookies

[@Jeff30510]

Strangest thing I heard was someone saying “I like balls”

[@4mberkat]

cooOOOOooOOOOOOOKIEEEEE

[@_helper_5789]

That random one second of weird noises

[@BloodyTyrant7486]

I was playing red dead online and there was this guy,he was all like "don't mind me,I'm just boot-scoot n boogin". This went on for like three minutes.XD

[@Joelxprime48]

I once played CODM and after my 3rd kill some one shouted "u floppy d!ck" and i got a headshot without knowing where that came from.

[@ajpoland1094]

I was playing rec room, and I heard someone play the chocolate salty balls song from south park in their mic.

[@Absolute_TomfooleryDaOne]

the story at 7:53 sounded like a exact one i heard before exept the girl was gaming and broke up with her boyfreind

[@larsknowles7030]

There was a kid on my team in a snd match who annoyed the hell out of everyone with his kinect he used as a mic. Eventually another teammate started to mess with him and this kid unfortunately for himself when angered used the entire username of the person pissing him off. The guy messing with him was called XboxFactoryReset. The kid yelled the dudes name at the top of his lungs and instantly regretted it lol

[@tw1zzl3rs92]

8:30 this dude an actual gigachad lol

[@GuerrillaGorilla023]

Nothing too crazy in open chat (mothers/gfs/kids screaming, the occasional twitch streamer) but OMG I wish i still had the death threats people used to send me on Xbox 360.

[@XDPringlesX]

I joined a randoms lobby in bo4 and heard them peeing on the toilet wasn't that bad till I realized that I didn't hear them wash their hands LoL

[@wilbert_GT]

that thumbnail tho 💀

[@watercat258]

17:50 GOD FUCKING DAMN WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ONE DUDES WIFE SO DAMN BASED

[@andrewgardner9688]

I hate people who think I’m bad and annoying because I’m a kid (13). It’s annoying as hell and I hate it. Just because I’m a kid doesn’t mean I have the maturity of one. I mean most of my friends are older than me.

[@scottsman1237]

The guys who would laugh about someone’s age are always the guys who are just a few years older