John Wick 中二殺神 2

[@redozmasoma]

I like the realism in John Fake 2, other action movies would have their pencils still sharpened but he has to sharpen that thing after every few kills... 10 out of 10 movie...

[@jomontanee]

This is called by Chad "hyper real".

[@YakubNg]

like how Keanu Reeves have to reload his guns everytime in JW. hahaha

[@sofers2069]

what is the name of the song at the end?

[@GameSpyDarkAge]

7/3

[@mr.nobody8864]

It's called Reloading man...

[@0ogie]

0:40 bruh that tactical pencil reload got me! 😂😂😂

[@ProAverageGuy]

Resharpening, reloads are for firearms

[@brownpride0306]

@@ProAverageGuy boi u stupid wtf 😂

[@NoName.was.taken.]

Thanks for timing that. I missed it the first time.

[@riecojosh4739]

@@ProAverageGuy lol nerds

[@jethor]

@@ProAverageGuy I'm so sorry,but nobody gets your joke. Except me of course but nobody gets your joke

[@SixRealStrings]

"How would you like ur pencil sharped?" John Fake - "Tactical."

[@ahsanli0n643]

Hahaha

[@ynog0978]

John wick jokes never gets old as long as John wick still exist

[@askaliu2943]

john wick meme is gonna replace chuck norris memes and pass down the history XD

[@tekunoval]

Lol . This word At scene fitting tuxedo 😂😂😂😂

[@SayedI313]

Whenever you fight John Wick remember to always bring an eraser

[@aiza8390]

Sayed I eraser? Or sharpener?

[@FrizFroz]

underrated

[@danieldz7906]

ultimate counter weapon

[@mynameis9200]

John weak😂🔫

[@kyoko703]

The Eraser vs John Wick. Arnold v Keeanu

[@jagung2888]

The way he walks is the best part of the parody

[@lightneo27]

Hahahahahahahaa

[@cheetaih]

Looks like he has haemorrhoids.

[@fortuneboy9252]

hahhaa. yes..

[@EzeICE]

So spot on it's crazy!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭

[@xenomynth]

Well, thats because he is always in pain. Didn't you guys realize he hasn't got the time to heal in between all those killing and fighting?

[@mr.q337]

Wick: "I need some thing robust and precise" Pencil dealer: May I suggest the 5B Graphite melted and fit neatly inside a perfectly carved Basswood case. A true American classic. Wick: Can you make it a bit sharper? Pencil dealer: I sure can. Shall I get it delivered to your hotel, Mr. Wick? Wick: No. Bring it, to the classroom. Pencil dealer: Very well, sir.

[@ajwadahmed3088]

@CognizantxNight you forget the pure latex eraser at the end for pure satisfaction.

[@Wolfboy_109]

i hate u 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣

[@南京大菩薩-w1x]

dessert?

[@grimkray5284]

I can hear someone's voice

[@jinghui5137]

Mr.wick do enjoy your party

[@kosashics2d532]

He isn't John wick. He is who you send to kill John wick.

[@lifeofslade]

"Oh."

[@jase276]

What's under the Bogeyman's bed? This guy.

[@rohithnechikkunnan8374]

Exactly.... Well said.....

[@kelepoify]

one of the best comment for me, lmaooo

[@nianainranzvlog7117]

His name is John Fake if you’ve read the title.

[@Accur8cs]

He walks like the grandma character from GTA Vice city

[@1stwonder788]

SceNoxXx most accurate description

[@Accur8cs]

@@1stwonder788 ahahah this comment made watch it again thank you))

[@yyangcn]

John Wick merely adopted the art of killing with pencils. John Fake was born with it, molded by it, and didn’t use a gun until he was already Baba Yaga.

[@askaliu2943]

under rated comment XDDDDD

[@Wolfboy_109]

Is that mf batman return reference??!!

[@PerfectlyFreedom]

@@Wolfboy_109 *Rises

[@naomienomy5997]

This madman summarized the whole John Wick 2 movie in just 2 minutes 21 second... What an absolute legend

[@bamboozlednoodle6513]

John Wick: *runs out of ammo* Enemy: hey we can finally kill him! John Wick: *pulls out crayon*

[@FBI-ni6qc]

Pencil*

[@bamboozlednoodle6513]

6 9 no, a crayon

[@FBI-ni6qc]

@@bamboozlednoodle6513 A PENCIL

[@bamboozlednoodle6513]

6 9 do you not understand the joke

[@yescoblol]

Josh Van Aken His nickname is 6 9, as in 69 IQ points. What did you expect man

[@黒田仁-c6r]

タクティカルリロードっぽく削りカス捨てるの好き笑

[@JUSAF911]

カーシステムってやっぱり慣れるとCQCにもCQBにも使えるよね、

[@EricLabirth]

John Fake 2 IMDB 10/10

[@GamesEffect]

Perfect score!

[@samuraimiskin]

Internet Movie Dumb Bullshit

[@andrewhtf]

Rotten Tomatoes 100%

[@sadcat747]

Dude the way he walk like exaggerated John wick walk had me crackin

[@zensafterglow4269]

Everyone: *walks normally* CSGO players whit knife:

[@snow5191]

Is called tactical walk, is not exagerated

[@sadcat747]

@@snow5191 yeah sure the way he executed the "tActIcAl wAlK" right after he grabbed the gun from the guy he just killed is pretty normal

[@snow5191]

@@sadcat747 I'm talking about John Wick, not this chinese

[@sadcat747]

@@snow5191 you should've said "it's called 'Tactical walk', not John Wick"

[@フォックステイル-o7k]

細かいところが再現されてるし、アクションもできててユルさとコメディ感の合わさった雰囲気がたまらなく好き

[@fullmindstorm]

One time...John wick killed 40 men with a grenade, then the grenade exploded.

[@GangstaStan010]

Yeah and then Chuck Norris stole the credit. Thieving bastard. Smh

[@kira7741]

@@GangstaStan010 we've been lied to all this time? Since the 90s?!

[@yougants8927]

Once John Wick was having just a convo with thanos....

[@indraotsutsuki3072]

lmfao

[@cuongtranmanh3794]

Legend said that JW threw a grenade to his back and it killed 40 men infront of him

[@noctvrne]

*Picked up a pistol *Enemies using knife *Drops pistol *Aw shit, here we go again

[@そこのヒーロー]

途中で鉛筆削るとこほんと草

[@rh-kibadasi]

ですねｗｗｗそこ？て思いましたｗｗ

[@kaunjiwoh]

"pencils, lots of pencils" -John Fake

[@bangjoegaming1]

this is unoriginal right ?

[@masterlockie1984]

@@bangjoegaming1 agreed

[@atmodepth1216]

"likes, lots of likes" -Me

[@hangyip4753]

pen-FU

[@arefranjbar7751]

😂🤪

[@BBSomali]

Dude went in public with his "dog" 😂

[@athzim7583]

XDDD just realize dat

[@相葉りりか]

I didn’t even realize it was a dog lol

[@marcusward6235]

Jake's a good dog.

[@たか-l9i2z]

0:15のシーン大好き笑笑

[@m.mostafa1203]

HAHAHA. This is freaking hilarious. Thanks for making this video!

[@ignacioarg777]

No, this is not

[@aeriinyanu]

No, no it’s not

[@lifeofslade]

the way he magflips the sharpener 🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯💯

[@artjacobbermejo5780]

That had me dead. Lmao

[@lifeofslade]

he freakin checked the "chamber" before he chucked the pencil shavings HAHAHAHAHAH

[@ryobamboo4418]

フェイクジアナが次の瞬間死んでるとこで笑っちゃった 削り屑の捨て方とか、なんやかやすごく愛を感じて好きです

[@bigdaddu989]

Better then games of throne final episode

[@fxxkit6760]

Holy xdddddd

[@beowulfkhan1796]

@@fxxkit6760 what happened in the final episode.

[@fxxkit6760]

@@beowulfkhan1796 well the most dumb episode cuz of bad ending and the dead walker dead to fast.

[@lzniR]

@@fxxkit6760 if they didnt compress all the scenes on one season then it woudlve been better even if the story is the same. They rushed to finish s8 because the directors hav a new starwars series. The execution made the show bad.

[@chiefcrast7332]

John Wick 2 in a nutshell Edit:Best parody ever i've ever seen

[@jklmnop9rs]

めっちゃキメ顔で鉛筆削るの好きすぎるww これが新技のエンピツケズリ・フーかぁ……

[@SamohtNox]

that was hilarious...I died when he did that exaggerated situational awareness walk with the pencil XD definitely need john fake 3 now XD

[@ShadowF305]

I literary laughed out loud when i saw the way he walked 😂😂😂 so accurate

[@杉下俊作]

ふざけた内容かと思ってたら案外キレッキレのアクションで笑ったわ

[@genericusver]

I understood the ッ part and also シ - totally agree with that.

[@backpackpepelon3867]

Should make the buying weapon scene 🤣.

[@matchuwuwu]

*walks into a bookstore*

[@hadz001]

I once saw him kill 3 men in a bar With a single chopstick

[@rohit_7777]

A fookin' chopsticks 😂😂😂

[@drweeberwob7849]

*FOOKIN’ LASER SIGHTS*

[@GlennPranata]

*DETAILS*

[@ClashOfFlashTV]

I once saw him kill 3,5 men in a sushi bar With chopsticks .... covered in wasabi

[@fahimalvi9521]

Chopstick? I saw him kill 5 men with a toothpick.

[@わたあめ-q6z]

あながち間違ってないのが余計に面白いww

[@lifeofslade]

they got the Santino dAntonio guy really good and the curls too HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[@evilblackcat6357]

You could tell he was an authentic Italian by the way he spoke with his hands.

[@mrfadzy5427]

@@evilblackcat6357 plus the sound effect every time he shoved his hands

[@kamikaze00007]

That "Tactical Reload" at 0:39. Exactly like the scene at the club XD

[@Valmanway307]

John Wick: Pistol magazine flip John Fake: Sharpener dust flip

[@BenL0nd0n]

The pencil reloading is excellent LMAO 🤣😂

[@andersoncrocodilo1537]

Keanu Reeves have to see this vídeo two. 🤣

[@kosashics2d532]

I once saw him walk into a building and spun a man around until he died.

[@Drn_10]

John fake: i wanna borrow your pencil His friend: why? John fake: *my goals are beyond your understanding*

[@kingragnarlothbrok275]

With a fookin pen-cel!

[@GamesEffect]

Who da fook does dat?!

[@Cfckkr]

Best freaking parody ever! That's tactical reload of sharpener and using jacket as armour. GG

[@ツクバネ-d7m]

あかん リロード好きすぎる笑笑

[@nguyenduyhung7317]

John the Hooman and Jake the Doggo The fun will never end Pencil Kill Time

[@tbalciunas333]

This is a beautiful piece of filmmaking 10/10 would watch full version

[@minler8246]

4udo

[@gregorybolton1840]

great work...keep them coming

[@サナカン-c6c]

国が違っても面白いと思える映像とアイディアは素晴らしいと思いました。

[@alphapredator8974]

John fake Imbd 10/10 Rotten tomatoes 98 /100 Metacritic 9.6 So Much hyped for john fake 3 to infinity war

[@jomontanee]

john fake 3 : Puberty war 😆😆😆😆😆

[@SYEIKHRAMZIASSALAF]

Thanks bro.. U made light my life today.. 😂😂😂💡👍🏼

[@srv_m]

John Wick suffering from PILES...🤣🤣

[@Karafactory]

OK, please invite Keanu Reeves for the third movie, he can say yes to you ^0^ He's a nice guy, so maybe it's possible ? ^^

[@mr.redbeard1478]

Maybe he would have but I don't think they would let him because it would make the original movie look so stupid. John fake is better than the original one for sure.

[@Karafactory]

@112358 853211 I prefer "dreamer" 🙂

[@Karafactory]

@112358 853211 I wrote like a dreamer🙂

[@Karafactory]

@112358 853211 ahahha, oups ! Sorry sorry sorry 😋😋😋😋😋 and thanks 🙂🙂🙂 I meant niCe 🙂

[@mostRadude]

@@mr.redbeard1478 what movie did u watch??

[@jasoncheung2386]

This is still awesome! 😂😂😂

[@bertoman1990]

"How is the adrenaline in this killing spree John?" *Yes*

[@FurroTheWolf]

Nobody : KZbin : YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO RECOMMEND THIS VIDEO

[@jesuszavala1101]

Over used comment

[@dadagdkxuenxuemuxrarajdurn6291]

@@jesuszavala1101 JUIUOI

[@91Rabun]

Why are you so good at it? lmao

[@GoodMemories77]

"I once saw him kill people with a *pencil*"

[@honwaho76]

Auzi a fxcking pencil

[@VanLanAnh]

A fucking pencil :)))

[@amanwithhiscigaretteandcof3474]

a fuckin pencil

[@jwhiskey534]

A pfoooking *penceel*

[@nguyenduyhung7317]

Who the fook did that?

[@mrkawaii2022]

I think he to much play CSGO Running with knife faster than holding a gun

[@ibraheemahmad7404]

even faster when it's a pencil 😂

[@pramodkaranth9479]

Somebody has to share this with Keanu Reeves on his Instagram or Twitter account...

[@d3fyne]

No one: KZbin algorithm: Thanks KZbin algorithm.

[@FRSNR]

This is actually well choreograph... Well done. Cant wait for john fake 3 tho

[@kazumemomo3425]

サムネの写真 一瞬だけで土田晃之さんに見えてた笑

[@grapy83]

OH MY GOD.🤣🤣🤣 That was just toooo brilliant 👏

[@anonymous-cs7cb]

You guys are awesome, very fun parody. Please keep it up. Can't wait for John Fake 3.

[@GamesEffect]

Thank you! It was a lot of fun for us as well. It's possible!

[@aviavix4478]

Thank You KZbin for recommending this now and not after 3-5 years...

[@chriseichenberg6879]

John Fake 3, come on this needs a sequel!

[@asyran6793]

How many pencils do you want? John Fake : Yes

[@hendrixtarantado2114]

As soon as i saw him move from side to side...🤣🤣🤣🤣 Funniest shit I've seen in a while. 👍👍👍👍🤣🤣

[@atmodepth1216]

"This is a PENCIL!" Let me show you it's features...

[@rmrm335]

死ぬほど笑いました 歩き方おかしすぎる😂😂

[@UknownJuan]

John Fake 3 Taxi driver: Where to John? John Fake: Pencils. In the direction of pencils.

[@jas7181]

拍得好好呀🤣🤣🤣 so拋of you guys

[@mrsalty6884]

I can’t even tell the difference. You mastered his moves so well and the sound affects sound so real. 👍 good job

[@louislam7307]

Game effects 啲片難得有咁多外國人留言😂 加油啦 keep住呢仲style

[@nydeviantgaming6872]

Fking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 especially when he sharpens the pencil

[@akiyamato3299]

the john wick maneuver was right on point!

[@rommelgrajales3731]

very attached to the film, excellent work, they are a great team, they made me laugh a lot, let's wait for the third part, a big hug for everyone.

[@GamesEffect]

We are excited for the third movie as well

[@Pxtrick_Bxtemxn]

ジョン・ウィックが大好きな素晴らしいビデオ!!あなたはクールなビデオで素晴らしい印象的な仕事をします

[@kitaoikki]

アイコン、ガンダム好きの土田にしか見えなかったw

[@patersul]

First 5 seconds got me laughing so hard,i already know what kind of video this is hahaha

[@kit3454]

凄い面白いし戦いの再現度も高くでもコメディようそあってサイコーです

[@shimahatusi4456]

When you lost pencil at school:I don’t know what pencil it is,But I will find it,And I will sharpen it.

[@vulgarkiwi4223]

Is that you in the profile pic? If so just want to say 10/10

[@akshatbramhe4745]

Killed so many by just one pencil 😃😂 he might be the grandfather of john wick 😊😂😂

[@gamergaming6604]

John wick: kills 3 men in a bar with pencil John fake: that a rookie number

[@mixedbagclips2511]

Love when he just stops to sharpen his pencil lol

[@Thailux]

Ahahah the Italian guy making the "wtf" gesture! :°D

[@fanderkabuki]

Is the Japanese guy

[@Thailux]

@@fanderkabuki Yes I know ^^

[@CK-ix1ds]

fander kabuki He is from Hong Kong...

[@francesannette8698]

Hilarious 😂 when he starts walking away like the scene in central Park and they are watching him. His dog is a pekachu? Lol

[@loooooooool4795]

アクションは本物やな笑笑

[@EpicGamer1.]

This was gold this needs more views and likes.

[@adrmad8849]

This is the best I have seen so far bro! True masterpiece

[@MidNightoYa]

wtf Looks like npc with *some* bug

[@thebartender2522]

Or maybe he just pissed himself

[@esterl.1393]

I... Can't.. Breath.. 😂😂😂 Oh My God, we need next Chapter 😁

[@gamute2525]

絶妙に似てるの本当に好き

[@BforBOY]

相信奇洛李維斯都有睇你地呢條片…真係超級正！😂

[@Sebastian-oo7xi]

Who dislikes this? ^^ I think even Keanu would find it funny. The exaggeration is on point :)

[@romeo-manny]

OK this is actually pretty funny. Someone should send this to Keanu Reeves!

[@Ray-mw1fx]

The Italian translation is so accurate and the pencil sharpening makes it more realistic. 10/10, best movie ever.

[@StillmanSpinningSteel]

A parody that highlights everything without saying a single word. Love how the lady tosses away a loaded gun to use a knife. Spot on

[@TheKnightsShield]

And then starts doing sign language before giving up and dying. XD

[@tkez-lx5ou]

ピストルを横に傾けるのが最高にジョンウィック味がある

[@spark9_]

Pencil sales have skyrocketed by 169% after John Wick movies 😂

[@Shinransa]

Yes but do you have a permit for that pencil sir ? It is now the most efficient form of self defense and conceal carry and it is now illegal to cary one without a license...

[@NI0TheGreat]

Sharpening pencil scene was really epic .. lol

[@jhaybz29]

Lady Assasin: "oh nevermind! I'll just die"