Le Castle Vania - John Wick Medley

[@supremememe0078]

Therapist: what did you feel killing those men? John wick: recoil.

[@ВолодимирКоритко-ч8ф]

nokk from r6?))

[@Raven7400]

I support this comment.

[@philippkoch662]

The Joker: "Do you want to see a magic trick?" John Wick: "Hold my pencil...!! Taaaaadaaaaa!"

[@1JourneyToJannah]

That is what simo häyhä sad

[@user-th6xg5of4x]

Woooo hoooou!!!😎😎😎

[@retroK6607]

"Remember switching to your pencil from gun is faster than reloading it" - John wick

[@eggs5229]

💀💀💀

[@MrGoatFish10]

now slice the water melon.

[@4kpng]

@@MrGoatFish10 cod mw

[@MrGoatFish10]

@@4kpng lol

[@4kpng]

@@MrGoatFish10 not everyone will get it.

[@unknow11712]

Joker : " let me show you a magic trick!" John wick : " i already saw that one..."

[@ricktronimusprime7171]

Underrated

[@ricktronimusprime7171]

Underrated

[@It_Still_Sucks]

😂👌

[@nopenopenopesomuchnope4137]

John Wick: Now let me show you my version of that trick... Joker: *Sweating nervously*

[@hamsterGoneCrazy]

Joker: Let me show you a magic trick. Eh.. John Wick: Looking for your pencil?

[@Stranger_Troops]

John wick is a man of focus , commitment, sheer will.

[@wanderink3016]

A sum of quality that you clearly lack.

[@madeinmeme9688]

"You will do nothing! because you can't do nothing! He will come for you!"

[@Nominokoni]

*sheer fcking will

[@yashindane2844]

Sheer fucking will

[@devilhunter3469]

sheer * fkin will

[@mabois7810]

Waiter: How would you like your steak? John Wick: *TACTICAL*

[@donaldhyattthe3rd524]

If only I could think up a snarky vampire joke in reply.

[@frosty0775]

Lmfao

[@ketsu9670]

tactical kill steak

[@PCR10023]

I would be TACTICAL too.

[@melissawardjohns220]

Bloody or medium rare sir?

[@JohnWick-si9ko]

I like it

[@MrTheil]

John Wick You working?

[@AbdulAziz-rc4nk]

A. Theil afraid so...

[@MrTheil]

Abdul Aziz ...Sorry to hear that

[@CarrotsCs]

Well, I'll leave you to it then... Good night, John

[@theyellowbrad8168]

Is your dog OK?

[@skywardsaint1253]

It is said John Wick threw a grenade. He killed 20 people. *And then the grenade exploded.*

[@vehemence6403]

SkywardSaint Oh god good one. Never seen anything like this comment.

[@user-nj4ln5xl6p]

This is from Chuck Norris

[@jatie01]

John Wick is the new Chuck Norris

[@jatie01]

When John Wick jumps into a pond, he doesnt get wet, the water gets John Wick.

[@thebrightcookie]

It is said John Wick fired a gun. 30 people died. *Then the bullet hit.*

[@cornflakeshumunculus8373]

Can we just appreciate how much Keanu Reeves has done for not only for the movies but for the fans he has appealed to over the years. He is without a doubt the most breathtaking man we’ve ever seen.

[@gigachad6478]

you're breathtaking🫵🏼

[@AdamGielen]

@@gigachad6478 So are you you beautiful, beautiful man :-)

[@itachiuchiha-sx5tn]

@@gigachad6478we’re all breathtaking

[@LuisGarcia-es7pg]

Text the shit right, if you write of our beloved Keanu Reeves 😢😢😢😢

[@maddhattergaming6863]

​@@itachiuchiha-sx5tn no You're breath taking

[@hongyitong4715]

Hello Mr. Wick how may I help you? John: I’m here for a pen What kind of pen ? John: TACTICAL

[@neganfps7x7]

😂😂

[@charlesclark3872]

They do make those

[@menowithfrosted]

ILL GO FOR PEN MODEL 15 THATS RIGHT PEN15

[@Sultan0803]

**Slaps some anti sweat grip**

[@snarkasticdouche3863]

Pencil, and somebody actually made it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4TXqWNmZZl5ZpI

[@premkumaralexisjegannathan2474]

The fact that the transition between tracks are seamless blows my mind every time I listen to this.

[@ALEXOPYT]

Thank you 😁

[@TooSweaty7]

Me: what you mean? * transitions on time * Me: Aw fuck, is this a good thing or a bad thing?

[@Finn_553]

_I know_

[@soosarmand9506]

i was reading this and it transitioned at the exact moment. AND I DIDNT NOTICE AT FIRST

[@port1285]

They're really well done

[@danielsong8307]

John wick: runs out of ammo John wick: oh no *grabs pencil anyway

[@ianaimon8286]

I would like the comment but right now it’s on 69.

[@Haki145]

@@ianaimon8286 Come back, it's not at 69 anymore!

[@ianaimon8286]

@@Haki145 oh, cool noice

[@severed12]

Pen is mightier than sword.

[@misfitgaming106]

So anyways i started stabbing

[@tm_2444]

Who agrees that there NEEDS to be a John Wick game? Integrating both martial art fighting and gun fighting, while having a killer soundtrack like this

[@Eocb8]

go play midnight fight express, its basically a john wick game

[@TheEsdaniel]

Og watch dogs was very similar in some aspects

[@munlait6339]

just play hotline miami lol

[@vengence250]

There is one for VR. But just play Payday 2 as John

[@Mrnoobestreturns]

Have you heard of killer bean that’s somewhat inspired by john wick or I could be wrong basically killer bean is free to watch and KZbin and is getting its own game that’s releasing soon

[@michaelkriston8477]

This is basically DOOM music, but with the suppressor screwed on.

[@easyhq4475]

Now that's a nice description

[@stanleylin1579]

This comment deserves more likes

[@nataliarepetto6851]

Damn right, indeed KZbin just placed DOOM OST next to this one on the playlist LOL

[@omeloithemarshmallow7663]

I can’t I unhear it

[@michaelkriston8477]

@@omeloithemarshmallow7663 I'll take that as a compliment.

[@fangyuandemonvenerable]

Me: You have 10 minutes to live. Doctor: Wait what?

[@fugo7664]

Lol

[@johncarlofernandez2698]

Lmao

[@EN3MY0]

Underrated

[@rumwhiskeyteq8227]

i still think about this comment lol

[@GeraldoGuitarrinha]

t should be John Wick

[@johannessrensen5254]

John Wick is the embodiment of "if violence doesn't solve your problems, you didn't use enough violence"

[@davidgriffin8690]

well said

[@ajax9396]

Na that’s doom guy

[@bush2239]

OH SHIT I'M FEELING IT

[@areus2016]

I'm pretty sure that's just John Wick following Doom Guy's advice.

[@nessybite]

doom slayer?

[@nandan580i]

*_C O N S E Q U E N C E S_*

[@jimmyginjims5044]

*You arrogant asshole, he didn't shoot*

[@rajdipbhattacharyya4256]

"The Pencil is Mightier than the Sword." - John Wick

[@mr.nolife4697]

This is the only good comment here

[@Deus_wukong1468]

But i have seen the sword chooses who wields the pen

[@cinamonfire]

*remembers the amount of times I used a pencil to defend myself in school O-O*

[@theunforgivensoldier4137]

@@cinamonfire you just poked people John wick *stabbed* people

[@jurajchobot]

"My guards should have been told that." G.J. Caesar

[@alank7081]

How to deal with bullying? Google: Just walk away... Bing: May I suggest the Benelli M4?

[@fugo7664]

Lmao

[@metalgearexcelsus]

KILL HIM WITH THE BOOK

[@ocel6037]

that it both and deal with the bully

[@phoenixslayer6067]

GOK *Bully the bullies*

[@SkipTheKip]

Custom bolt carrier release and charging handle. Textured grips, should your hands get..... Wet. An Italian classic.

[@mostwanted7857]

Librarian: Hello Mr. Wick how may I help you? John: I’m here for a book Librarian: paperback or hardback? John: hardback Librarian: What kind of book? John: TACTICAL

[@tobiasmarschollek4528]

Yup, got me laughing - Brilliant!

[@angelcastanopadilla5423]

You doenst matter a piece of wood

[@ashwaqahmed4890]

Smoothly

[@agrihonoberjorn1612]

All right mr wick the books will be waiting for you around back

[@rohitchandran4471]

Librarian: All right then. *Pulls out a rack containing metal hardback books* Librarian: Which one do you need sir? I'd recommend the steel hardback

[@egomaniacal7097]

* when your phone is lasting on 1% for longer than you thought possible *

[@achillelevivier1680]

for real the 1% feels long as hell

[@karelpgbr]

Longest I've ever stretched 1% was nine hours, I had my phone on the lowest brightness, airplane mode, no open apps, and only checked if I'd gotten any messages every two hours...

[@therealandrewtate8789]

"Hand sanitizer kills 99,99% of bacteria" The 0,01 :

[@gabrielrodriguez2355]

This deserves more likes

[@sebul6786]

xDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@therealandrewtate8789]

@John Soap Mactavish lol really

[@eduardoreyes8343]

mrSTEALyoBleach fuckig comment of the year mate

[@therealandrewtate8789]

@@eduardoreyes8343 thnx man have a nice day

[@galacticdiamondz6425]

“Guns... Lots of Guns” -Matrix (1999) -John Wick 3 (2019)

[@01_SPACE_C0WB0Y]

I didnt even realise that it has been 20 years since the matrix came out.

[@galacticdiamondz6425]

The Rogue Clone Hahaha time flies quickly.

[@JayFoxer]

@@01_SPACE_C0WB0Y lol. your getting old, old man

[@01_SPACE_C0WB0Y]

@@JayFoxer I'm only 16 lmao, I wasnt even born when the matrix came out.

[@ahmetbal5973]

I watched the matrix trilogy 3days ago on netflix and i immediately had to think about John wick when he said that and to think that that comes from a movie from 20 years ago is just crazy

[@Karan-pn7xs]

Thanos : You should have gone for the Head. John wick : I always do. **takes out pencil** Thanos : Oh shit.

[@rmohammadwasiur]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@rajdipbhattacharyya4256]

It should have been Thanos in Viggo's voice - "Oh!" .......

[@lestergodoy4608]

Karan should of say “wait that’s illegal”

[@testsubject1018]

Interviewer: you shot him in the head John: yes Interviewer: twice... John: well...you gotta be sure

[@muratcucen]

cringe

[@wandawiltz2601]

I love John Wick! Chapter 4 was awesome!!!! I love this tune because it never gets old!

[@mirkwood6012]

"Violence is never the answer. Violence is the question and the answer is YES"

[@theconsigliere5769]

I will be using this line from now on

[@Sam-vz8pm]

I use that so often lmao

[@fontszz]

i'll use this line thank you

[@Thomas177-O13]

Thank you for this line. This will be our agency's new motto

[@mirkwood6012]

@@Thomas177-O13 No problem lol

[@vincentmalpica]

John Wick: *picks up pool noodle* Enemies: *worried*

[@DeanField2686]

Misread this and saw pot noodle 🤣

[@harrydigby3148]

@@DeanField2686 tbh he could probably kill someone with that aswell

[@franka6680]

I believe this some how lol

[@mojo_joju]

I really hope they'll put this in a scene. But he doesn't actually attack the guards. He just drops it and runs

[@conn0rized292]

Stress Level: 100%

[@sogyn2239]

Thanos: *snaps* John Wick’s dog: *turns to dust* Thanos: shieeeet

[@jorgefernandezdelriego4188]

ah shit, here we go again

[@trouxaaleatorio8816]

LoL

[@Salt2319]

johns next target next thing you know john snaps

[@cuddlesyt1830]

600 like yeet!

[@sogyn2239]

damn, didnt think this would get many likes! Thx yall!👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼

[@JaMix007]

Bro really came back to life as the Ultimate Life Form

[@0wnery]

Can we all just admire that this video's been out for 3 years and this person is still hearting people's comments?

[@dinglerdangler]

FeelsGoodMan

[@dominiknyitray6829]

I dont know wether if i like or hate the fact that this comment has 666 likes

[@soldat6589]

you mean 4 years right?

[@Taskforce-vf5ii]

Still here

[@hazzagaming3604]

That moment when you realise John Wick wasn’t even pissed for the first 3 films.

[@atharvakarandikar441]

Because it was not a direct betrayal to him , first film had the son of the gangster kill the dog and steal the car so his father had to fight John, second film basically had John wick sort of betray dantonio , and third film was a continuation but at the end John gets betrayed and that's why he gets pissed

[@pliskenx51mm83]

@@atharvakarandikar441 *SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN'T SEEN JW2!* Well in the second film Santino kinda blew up his house and forced him to do a job because he had John's Marker. But John already had Santino marked for death after he killed Santino's sister, John was kinda expecting a death squad coming after him so there really wasn't a betrayal. John just wanted revenge for his house being blowed up and having a contract put on his head in 2.

[@Francisco43212]

@@pliskenx51mm83 santino sister kill himself cause she see john wick lol but she cut shes veins

[@onomadedainterwebs3931]

@@Francisco43212 but then John Wick shot her in the head, it takes a long time to die from blood loss

[@nickfrank4936]

i cant freaking wait to see what he does to the council in the 4th film! him and Laurence Fishburne's character

[@sanadedixeptar5214]

John killed 30 man with just 2 bullets. First was just a warning shot.

[@mothergodsbow]

That's awesome! Rofl

[@kline2271]

The warning shot is what killed 30 men... the second bullet was used to stop the first one.

[@exisTxD]

@@kline2271 Just stop.

[@treev3]

Is John Wick the new Chuck Norris or something?.......

[@nicolaidepue3970]

John Wick is way deadlier than Chuck Norris

[@jaxsOnTheWay]

I’ve been listening to this for a while, when it started bumping in 4 I started geeking. Recognition well deserved.

[@grandforge6300]

Gun: *Klik!* Guy: "Oh, thank god, he's out of ammo!" John Wick: *Cracks knuckles.* Guy: "Oh, god, he's out of ammo!"

[@easyhq4475]

He just ran out of mercy

[@mirakhalifa8704]

*grabs a pencil nearby

[@charlesclark3872]

this is the same for Doomguy

[@jellymatsuryuka6853]

@@mirakhalifa8704 Job always goes to the hands

[@mrchavi2925]

John wick and doom slayer become scarier when they run out of ammo,cause they then start killing in the most brutal way possible,John wick kills them with pencils or belts or books,doom guy pulls out a fucking chainsaw

[@totalknockout8767]

God when this played in Chapter 4, LITERAL CHILLS!!!

[@prowthegamer]

SAME BRO I WAS SO HYPED

[@shaggy7809]

BRO SAMEE

[@ville6633]

Yeah the moment i heard this i knew some epic shit was about to happen

[@safak1943]

Bro that scene was beyond amazing, it literally shook me

[@impersonal6650]

JW4 paying respect to the origins

[@MactavishGunner]

John Wick 1: Guns John WIck 2: Pencils John Wick 3: Books John Wick 4: Toilet Paper

[@CMatomic]

@SSJaye John Wick is neo

[@takialanza2255]

John wick 5: his strand of hair

[@f0nszik]

John Wick 5: Cap

[@comicconvenient4657]

Adrian Chan in 2021 there won’t be any more toilet paper

[@f0nszik]

@@grudge2801 John Wick 7: Newspaper

[@wanting_maze19]

I never washed the dishes so tactically

[@ondrastehlik3091]

You made my day Bro! XDDDD

[@charlesdgomes1214]

This song makes me want to sit on the TV and watch the sofa

[@ALEXOPYT]

Wait....

[@jaasbonilla5156]

this man wants to create a time paradox

[@brandoncobb4646]

Uncontrollable laughter... damn that's some dank weed

[@hastisc]

@@jaasbonilla5156 snake you've created a time paradox, don't mess with the future!

[@antisocialfreak9751]

@@brandoncobb4646 That weed must be laced with PCP or some shit.

[@sz9980]

John Wick: Pulls out nothing Enemies: Heavy sweating

[@e.g2896]

S Z imagine if they really use this on a John Wick movie in a fight

[@talkingcontroller9396]

Underrated comment

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

E.G I can imagine a scene like that, group of bad guy point m4 and ak at him, wick reaches into his pocket, camera zoom in on bad guy who is clearly scared, then wick pulls out nothing and the intense music stop, the camera zoom in on the confused or amused bad guy then wick was gone the second time the camera look at where he was at then wick just start killing em all outta nowhere

[@oussamataali]

@@BuckBewENOfficial that would be sick dude

[@Aaokke0]

John Wick: Pulls out himself Enemies: *Extreme sweating*

[@shinobiknight2207]

Me: how to escape a mass shooting? Google: find a hiding spot. Bing:

[@Toxic_Dominat810]

Shoot back, but quicker.

[@khanaratsadon]

Have an epic gun battle between you and the shooter

[@horse6921]

SWITCH TEAMS

[@muhammadhshaahy7035]

Ahh this is the greatest comment

[@lune5289]

I dont get it

[@mleithphoto3779]

This song is good. It inspires. Thank you so much for sticking with it and making something so amazing.

[@adolfsmith5191]

John wick: kills 30 people with a pistol *then he actually shot somone*

[@dewaalvandercolff251]

Hahaha

[@20tigerpaw20]

dont forget the 12 people with a pencil before he sharped it.

[@adolfsmith5191]

@@20tigerpaw20 that's more crazy lol

[@mr.mentalproblems9445]

report recibed: unlimed ammo and god mode *jonh wick as left the game* -meanwhile in cyberpunk server- *jonh wick as entered to the game*

[@npc6817]

this is the proof that John Wick is millenial Chuck Norris

[@jb7254]

*Neo enters the Matrix* "I need guns, lots of guns" *John Wick enter school supply shop* "I need pencils, lots of pencils"

[@metalgearexcelsus]

And books, LOTS OF BOOKS

[@User-rx7nb]

Well this song isn't exactly the best song... It's the song you'd send to kill the best fucking song.

[@aliabouelaziz5476]

#Underrateecomment

[@Shieftain]

With a pencil might I add

[@mithu2cool]

best comment

[@adumb7124]

The Baba Yaga of songs

[@zeroclips5201]

🤣

[@theshowershow]

The most intense lunch break I've had in my life 10/10

[@jeffsbeefvann1418]

That moment when Thanos realizes theres a 50% chance he might have killed John Wick's dog...

[@TheYogiBaer]

LOL!!!!

[@draethl]

xD

[@draethl]

BETTER WATCH OUT, THANOS XD

[@Keyecomposer]

If it was then he better pray that John Wick was part of that 50% gone too.

[@kristophermathison3619]

Lmao

[@Impersonal66]

Me: *gets bullied* Mom: "Report to the principle" Dad: "Punch them" Grandma: "Don't pay attention on them" Granddad: "May I suggest the *Benelli M4* "

[@masculen3892]

LOL!

[@boba7088]

I need something robust

[@classifiedbell9027]

Or he say "this kid Tommy gun I use this since in Normandy"

[@justaguyithinksoboaz3245]

@@classifiedbell9027 you make the joke much worser

[@classifiedbell9027]

@@justaguyithinksoboaz3245 :)

[@obliqueapplications8881]

John Wick checks under his bed at night for John Wick.

[@jeff8253]

Lmao

[@kinglouisxvi1551]

Hahahaha saitama approves this joke

[@gnarlin4964]

You better bloody hope he doesn't find himself!

[@jackofblades6344]

Nothing wrong with making sure lol

[@justsomeguyontheinternet3822]

*Thinking* (wait that dosent make any sense at all Wait what ryufrgtvbyrbtyfheb) LOL Good one makes sense *Sweating Intesifies*

[@DeltahCodx]

How to cope with losing a dog Google: Try therapy, adopt a new pet, surround yourself with loved ones Bing:

[@LeonIsMyName]

Me: Plays this really loud Neighbor: calls police Police: You working again?

[@diegoarmandorodriguezlemus2976]

Hahahahaha lol

[@420crim3]

Gotta be the best comment

[@GoBIGclan]

Hahah you win this comment section

[@mortifiedpenguin5895]

People keep asking if I’m back. I haven’t had an answer. But yeah. I’m thinking I’m back

[@shikhar10001]

Just visiting

[@sebo8872]

He doesn't shoot the bullets, they are fleeing from him.

[@soldatdaniels8738]

Oooh that sounds cool! Thumbs up to you pal!

[@claytonsalinas9923]

I swear they played this exact mix in 4 last night. Got so hyped.

[@ALEXOPYT]

I thought the same. Did they actually use this version??

[@Snoopydogsz]

Yup!!! I watched it. The one location before the church staircase scene. Man that was so hype!

[@asaknight321]

It was incredible

[@shift7620]

​@@Snoopydogsz perfect scene

[@desmondc.2351]

Blood Code by Le Castle Vania would be the exact remix. It's similar anyways.

[@DukeJohnny]

I've been listening to this for the past 3 years and only just realized it's NOT a single track ARE YOU FRIGGIN KIDDING ME!? Outstanding mix!

[@sheldon-cooper]

John wick:" Why do I hear boss music" *"Oh wait... I AM THE BOSS"

[@RAIDEN-mj4qc]

wait what if u actually fight him in a videogame :I

[@sheldon-cooper]

@@RAIDEN-mj4qc that would be a very short game

[@RAIDEN-mj4qc]

@@sheldon-cooper oh ok

[@weewooguid695]

wouldn't he hear player music?

[@Fosi94]

LMAO

[@zettnx5937]

John Wick is like that american version of an asian dude joining the server

[@user-th6xg5of4x]

PubG Asia Server at 0 ping anyone? 🔫😎🍗

[@vodkavodka8903]

Lol

[@jtarokujo6462]

@@user-th6xg5of4x SHUT UP

[@MukatoShishio]

He is half Asian....

[@mitthrawnuruodo8276]

hahaha. It made me laugh more thant it should.

[@dinarichyperborean1455]

The 3rd movie was phenomenal. I highly recommend watching it as fast as possible.

[@rihe2692]

mr. username shame there wasn’t a Le Castlevania scene on this one

[@grannysbroomstick]

RiHe no but they had the winter at the continental scene

[@allen5312]

I loved the continental scene at the end, 10/10

[@jonnyboy9213]

@@allen5312 I felt like it could've been better. if the High Table's men didnt have heavy armor, I think it would have made it an even fight. The heavy armor made them to OP for the Continental's men which resulted in a slaughter slaughter. John Wick and Mr. Mosby were the only ones putting in work.

[@funkmastanicky3885]

@@jonnyboy9213 that was the whole point though, Winston knew his only chance was to out gun them to negotiate, which is why he hooked John up. He knew only with John would he be able to negotiate to save his own ass.

[@troll_face_845]

When you realise we've never seen John Wick in his prime ☠️

[@Vinnehpooh]

Oh fuckk 💀💀💀💀 you’re right atp he was invincible dodging any damn bullet

[@artorias66]

prime John must be like in god damn Payday

[@StarAssasin]

you did, it was called the matrix

[@grigordavtyan1848]

In prime he was probably aimboting😂

[@KENSHIROez3260]

Sam Fisher and Robert McCall

[@thehadiarc]

People who are too angry to die: 1: John Wick 2: DoomSlayer 3: Kratos 4: Raul Menendez 5: Trevor Phillips 6: Guts bersek 7: Darth Maul 8: The wolverine 9: Max Payne

[@joeybagadonuts4734]

We watched this on the same day... Great minds think alike... 👀🧠✋

[@nathangriffiths2851]

Guts (berserk)

[@Manjustman_25806]

Doom slayer is number one

[@warhawk1215]

5. Tryndamere

[@aceofspades6542]

but menendez did die

[@urekmazino2086]

John Wick: Picks up pencil Enemies : 99% level of stress

[@andrews2812]

* chuckles * I'm in danger...

[@Notsofunnyman217]

It was at this moment

[@TurronBlanco]

@Bread Man SAY I KILLED IT

[@rixeno]

who wins the pencil swordfight: the smart kid or wick

[@ugurpektas7001]

Lol

[@beigestallion2929]

What if John Wick was the version of Neo that chose the blue pill

[@lov1piece]

Matori Shiro i thought he did choose the red pill. I think u mean the blue pill

[@marioxxx154]

the communies pill?

[@Kyurem97]

I watched John Wick 2 yesterday and lost my shit when I saw fucking Morpheus. I was waiting for a Matrix reference in their dialogue, but sadly there was none :(

[@ScrodumHat]

Matori Shiro what if I told you... John Wick was actually Neo

[@Landishbl]

There was.

[@darkySp]

The Dragon's Breath scene in Chapter 4 was amazing! And then I heard this mix from the first 2 movies come on and I swear to fucking god, I teared up, man... And then when you hear Wick's theme play while he climbed the stairs to Sacre Couer made me fucking cry again. This movie just did something to me, man. I can't explain it. I was tearing up from coolness, that's never happened to me before...

[@McVerizonPresident]

"Evacuate the city, engage all defenses, and get this man a *pencil* "

[@McVerizonPresident]

Damn man, you wasted no time liking my comment. Just 4 minutes. Thank you.

[@anthonychairez9433]

A Focking Pencil!

[@steverogers9546]

Lol

[@deanc5871]

Just imagine John Wick charging into The Battle of Wakanda with a fucking pencil.

[@morbus__]

@@deanc5871 xDD lol

[@ERCK2049]

Girls in laser tag: this is so funny Boys in laser tag:

[@MausOfTheHouse]

Teammates suck don't they.

[@Anonymous-mu4vx]

Should’ve said that comment earlier you would’ve got 10k likes tbh

[@ygroovt33]

boys in laser tag:full on john wick mode

[@nikolastefanof8757]

Boys in laser tag:ra ta ta ta ta ta

[@Paleski]

*jumping, running and climbing are not allowed in the laser tag arena!* Boys: Press space to jump

[@imSkrap]

The transition is so smooth it took me 3 years to realize it’s all not one track

[@Mask3d_Bear]

Me too 🤣🤣🤣

[@alessandrof.1359]

same

[@GridDelinquent]

Same bruh

[@dutinga1947]

same 😂

[@anuj007thakur]

Just now I got to know 😂

[@findergr300]

The ultimate john wick mix! Love it

[@mrxp7758]

Me and my friends: *dancing in a club* A minute later : *this song starts playing* Us: OH SHIT

[@pato6738]

No worries, I think John is so good you aren´t going to get shot :P

[@EMan-1920]

[Dead Russian mobsters everywhere]

[@ToadyaSO]

So you ether hand over your son or you can die with him!

[@isaacfigueroa2354]

Everyone starts fighting each other

[@icedog3636]

John Wick with a plastic straw, facing the entire US fucking military: "I like those odds"

[@icedog3636]

ayo btw props to u alexop for still liking comments 4 years after

[@nick-brothwood]

I wouldn't be surprised if he can do that with a paper clip

[@gloowm6721]

wouldn't be surprised if he went out on business with a needle and come back alive

[@AspiringD3v]

Hes gonna put attachments on his unbelievable physics-defying plastic straw that shoots 45 acp

[@icedog3636]

hey epic 421 likes i checked 1 like too late though

[@top10india777]

how to defeat Thanos? Avengers: we need a time machine john wick: do u have a sharpener?

[@Nicky_Savage]

TOP10INDIA Bruh, dull pencil may be as usefull as sharp one if you're John fuckin' Wick.

[@theinimitablejora522]

But what is a sharpener? But a miserable pile of shredded pencil. But enough talk. *sets down sharpener* Have at thee!

[@kannatheweeb8836]

bruh

[@raneshubham6180]

Stfu John wicks a human he can't even touch Thanos's ass

[@kiranfelix5799]

@@raneshubham6180 he is a man of focus and sheer fucking will..

[@cereustran]

This is so good it makes doing chores looks so badass

[@pyropug0188]

When you have a bully Teachers: just ignore him Mom: Tell him to stop Dad:

[@weewooguid695]

sorry but i think what your looking for is older brother

[@isaac_trololo6623]

so true lol

[@tlheingrunst]

Not if your dad is gen X er

[@ayman6733]

@@weewooguid695 I would very much like to see that

[@mohammedaadilshaikabdool3095]

Or you could have said When you have a gang of bully's Teacher:tell the principal Principal:sorry, I got some work Mom: fight back You :"John Wick mode"

[@1ring2rule3pigs]

Me in math class: Anybody got an extra pencil? John Wick: I do. Me: Nevermind.

[@curinge8273]

Accuracy increased by 200% Speed increased by 115% Dodge ability increased by 100% Stamina increased by 95% Special ability = invulnerability Level = John Wick

[@nathanaelisaiah8059]

Armour plate thickness increased by 120% Alertness increased by 150% Rage Level 125 Category: Boogeyman

[@shadowteam9943]

kenneth nathanael this song always gets me on peek efficiency

[@hornybastard3034]

@@nathanaelisaiah8059 Pencil badaserry increased by 500%

[@McHaxercid]

@@hornybastard3034 no not 500% 10000000%

[@maus6967]

@@hornybastard3034 *shows teacher John Wick 2* Teacher: *bans pencils*

[@bilaltahiri2770]

CHILLS when I heard that song in John Wick Chapter 4 🤩🤩🤩🤩💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥🔥 goosebumps!

[@muskact4450]

Me: *searches how to confront a bully Google: just say *NO* BING:

[@akibru2535]

Oh that was good

[@dede7286]

Me : Ounze of speed: yes!!!

[@breastmilkgaming]

Ok Elon we get it you like JoJo

[@tobythephantom9070]

*confront

[@NotWizardRealms]

How to violaite human rights

[@caelinnis]

"Hey, John... You working?" " 'fraid so"

[@BernexChips]

More like one hour and a half

[@jennydz3505]

600 like 🎉🥳

[@imaginationatwork7325]

Sofia: He shot my Dog John Wick: I get it

[@serpentinedigio]

I'll also do the same

[@Kyle_00]

the whole theater laughed when he said that lol

[@serhat6181]

@@Kyle_00 yes :D

[@steveurkelfromgoosebumps1965]

i fucken cracked up when i heard that line

[@ballchungus1900]

Are you pissed john? Yeah I'm pissed

[@chrisredfield-y2o]

After hearing this Im now a man of focus, commitment , and sheer f** will

[@calamity50]

Sometimes I feel like John Wick is the human version of Killer Bean

[@thelostgreyknight847]

Bruh no there cousins

[@AverageDoctor345]

Alternate universe John Wick

[@mrguest3749]

Where is killer bean

[@Icerope-km9lu]

Nah it’s the other way around

[@craigvalentine2555]

I-

[@spell_whomstve8700]

* steps on a tarantula * Oh no I stepped on a tarantula John Wick: has Anyone seen my pet tarantula? *OH NO*

[@thomasweisgram4373]

Beyond fucked

[@jet3386]

"Beyond Fcked" does not even begin to describe how unlucky the bastard is. lol

[@lvl3472]

@@thomasweisgram4373 #RUN

[@cypher2194]

Run

[@fager5250]

28 pencil wounds

[@GoresVire]

John Wick is a level 60 character in a level 30 zone.

[@soupyllama3604]

I'm pretty sure max level is 30 and he just surpassed it because he could

[@minecalos1870]

u mean level 100 in a level 10 zone

[@matthewbrandt5053]

Hiring John Wick must be like buying your kid an M1 Abrams for a playground fight

[@colbanjohnson5086]

You mean lvl 100 in the tutorial

[@HeadlessZombY]

i feel like John wick is more like being ran through by a speed runner.

[@WesHarries]

People will forget that keanu reeves brought real fightscenes and stunts to movies in 2 generations i think that diserves best action star ever

[@compedycakemine6960]

John Wick is the Doom Slayer without his armor

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

So that's what he looks like...

[@s3t652]

Ok, that's just sickening

[@user-uo8ny1kj4c]

isnt john wick just a combination between negan from the walking dead, doomguy,postal dude, and duke nukem into one?

[@Crimson_Screwball3446]

@@user-uo8ny1kj4c I think he's a mixture of every badass character in existence...

[@zyren2989]

Henchmen Slayer?

[@Bzik71]

I'm a simple man. When I see John Wick, I give him my dog.

[@IceFire1800]

as long as you look after it well, John would want you to keep your dog.

[@reeddahomie9727]

This is great

[@reeddahomie9727]

Imagine John wick running down the street with like 50 dogs

[@gyorgymartin6509]

@@reeddahomie9727 lol Mad Max is also a badass dude

[@dingdawng]

When i see john wick i john click

[@deusexbaby5555]

We need a John Wick game.

[@wheeliebin18]

Max Payne? :p

[@Arbit042]

There's a mobile one

[@dulgor3438]

fortnite

[@ShivaMurary]

Skyrim

[@worlds3061]

@@dulgor3438 Let's just say Fortnite as a John Wick game is an unpopular opinion.

[@ek1046]

The timing of the ad is just disrespectful.

[@aaronporterfield3456]

As soon as I clicked on it

[@Rockaxldude]

Had the biggest smile on my face when this song played

[@Alen7771]

Yep bro, i was like, "yo I heard this before where did I hear it"

[@mattw6408]

You mean these 3 songs

[@Alen7771]

@@mattw6408 my neurons got activated when shot fired got played in the theatres

[@maximmontana9407]

@@Alen7771 SAME

[@maximmontana9407]

@sexymonkey696 It doesn't matter. It can be called a song, a soundtrack, etc.

[@veeistiredasf]

John Wick: *pulls out a plastic cup filled with water* Enemies: "Oh no."

[@nuklearboysymbiote]

He'll drown 5 people with it somehow

[@amandeepbaghiana4510]

Flashbacks of waterboarding with a cup of water

[@tomgamble3875]

**morfs into frozone**

[@largething5834]

@@amandeepbaghiana4510 is it bad that I also immediately thought of waterboarding

[@Big_Chungus935]

😂😂😂

[@noonesuspicious1423]

finally, music i can place in my "relaxing" playlist

[@BCrailguy45]

So how did that turn out?

[@natorious9091]

@@BCrailguy45 it turned out to be an adrenaline killing music while getting revenge on people who bully innocent people with a pencil. Hope this satisfies to your response

[@Michael-ot1zm]

Negh the free world dares u! ::)

[@MrClawz]

That hotline Miami scene, dear god what a brilliant scene and they use this soundtrack instead. Literally goosebumps and the coolest scene in movie history, my god.

[@daymon167]

Hearing this back home, after watching John Wick 4... Hits Different...

[@utenteantimoralismo8549]

Impossible for a man not to cry at the end

[@Peanuggie]

I really think they aren't done. A story is still left to tell if that involves someone else so be it but I truly think John will be back in some form.

[@daymon167]

@@Peanuggie that's the first stage bro, the denial...

[@Peanuggie]

@@daymon167 Not really denial tbh there really just is more to the story lol. Even without John plenty of characters they can easily make shows or whole ass movies of. In the end though, if they truly are done with everything it's pretty satisfying to me. John got freedom and the high table is permanently changed win win.

[@lxy3980]

@@daymon167 Spin off with Ana de Armas ;)

[@zeux6634]

Scariest things in school 3 Test 2 Test that you forgot about 1 John Wick borrows your pencil

[@kareemmasri3934]

0 John Wick realizes that you failed the test.

[@MarcelVersace]

Bruh-- Imagine if an emo kid does a school shooting with John Wick moves. LMAO! GG.

[@thepowah4734]

4. Quiet kid borrows John Wick's gun

[@Takato2527]

-1 John Wick borrows your papaer

[@akibru2535]

If I was your pencil let’s hope you’re on his good side

[@Sabre2015]

Never give a pencil to these 3 guys: 1. John Wick 2. Eminem 3. The Joker

[@pvzey9402]

Did Eminem killed someone with ✏️ too?

[@shoepin385]

@@pvzey9402 NO B-

[@angelnhevn]

Yup he killed Machine Gun Kelly and Nick Cannon

[@vaduurowo8296]

I think you misspelt john wick the other two times

[@hotspur4237]

John Wick is the Joker.

[@Captainkebbles1392]

Mr Wick, it was a pleasure.

[@marianolaguzzi]

ME: you have 10 minutes left to live. DOCTOR: wait, what... ME: *starts playing this song*

[@nphoenix964]

underrated comment

[@nrthe2videos514]

Love the Prince logo BTW

[@luizflavio2054]

Something wrong isn't right

[@marianolaguzzi]

@Isaiah Tufor ME: you won't last that long. *Raises volume*

[@ЭлвисКрившич]

Hi, I want to know what your avatar means, this symbol

[@adammodrzejewski7017]

John wick is some kind of doomslayer in his universe.

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

Both killed alot because someone killed their pets Yeah. Also,they are a fucking weapon gods or something like this.

[@danielbumchuckle4321]

Doomguy would still kick his ass tbh

[@xoschohoko2327]

@@danielbumchuckle4321 that's why he said in HIS universe. Doom Guy's got fucking power armor, future weaponry and other supernatural stuff, John's just a regular human with guns and skills.

[@danielbumchuckle4321]

@@xoschohoko2327 Dude in the 1993 doom game he was just a normal dude. My point still stands.

[@xoschohoko2327]

@@danielbumchuckle4321 I'm not saying that I disagree with you. I'm saying that no one was comparing Doom Guy and John in a "who's much stronger" fashion.

[@kenjiro8629]

Attention, the Slayer has entered the facility.

[@mikkel066h]

Attention the slayer has killed a dog! John Wick: Where is my dog? Attention the slayer has left the facility!

[@legoivan44321]

red you lokin sus right now

[@azouhakim2004]

@@legoivan44321 ye i vote for red he really does look sus

[@Headgasket-]

Mikkel Hansen slayer was the imposter

[@Botuilnum]

The ultimate Imposter

[@Blackwingk]

Once Keanu Reeves helped a group of stranded airport passengers and he traveled with them. I got the chance to speak to one of the passengers. When Keanu kept getting told again and again how cool he was, Keanu brushed it off and just said, "I'm not cool, the people around me make me cool." To me, that is the coolest thing a cool person can say.

[@Alpaslann]

John Wick is a man of focus, commitment and sheer will.

[@maxamillion5585]

"we gave him an impossible task, no man could complete. The bodies he burned that day, is what shapes us into what we are today. and just a few days after his wife dies, my son steals his car and kill his dog."

[@kayperecords2375]

Something you know very little about

[@Jackal_XXX]

Now get the fuck out of my sight

[@Romeoz06]

@@kayperecords2375 so get out of my sight.

[@XC24YT]

Sheer FOCKING Will.

[@vegeta30000]

Evening, John. Evening, Jimmy.... Noise complaint? Noise complaint.

[@samiulhauqe4334]

You working again? Goodbye Jimmy. Goodbye John

[@brandoncobb4646]

Stone cold :p

[@thefoxter5276]

Joker: "What about a magic trick?" John Wick: *Volume intesifies*

[@DarknessShadowise]

The joker is John wick when he came to Gotham ! It is why he can use Many different weapons !

[@silvercomics03]

John wick be like i am not your family friendly batman

[@leones1calejandro882]

A bad ramdom: me John wick: * kills him *Another random bad guy: FUCK

[@gero3015]

@@leones1calejandro882 Bruh.

[@leones1calejandro882]

@@gero3015 bruh👌

[@victorerik4883]

The best way to play DOOM is listening to this piece of art