We played Warhammer with Pirates and Surfers! | Battle Report: Warhammer 40k

[@GamesNight]

Full, uninterrupted playthrough with all the rules and rolls here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r3umfZZuo7t-gpo

[@nothanks9503]

Omawahg was great 😂

[@lexusstormcrow9317]

The board was super fun to build and watching you guys play on it makes it all worth it. Also you guys in comments are killing it, more to come soon.

[@SimonClark]

This was so much fun, thank you for having me and da boyz! I realised after the game that we shouldn't have given the painboy an extra attack for the Waaaagh turn (the other was because of sustained hits). However, counter argument: this was really, really funny.

[@Tyork42]

Comedic value > The Rulez

[@Blisterdude123]

Rule of Cool, or in this case Rool of Drool always takes precedence!

[@Yakkahboo]

Simon mate, that army is insanely good. The surfers are absolutely peak.

[@maxthedog8559]

He got an extra attack because he’s from the 80s so he has experience and is wise

[@Connongus2]

I won't lie - I'm jealous as hell. I've always wanted to play a fully themed wargame, though I never imagined it could end up being a holidaymakers beach!

[@WildWestRaider]

Only from the delightfully twisted mind of Ben!

[@anathardayaldar]

I can't imagine how much it costs to commission that game board.

[@starkde117]

As someone who colects both pirate orks, who are also beach Boyz, this is the best battle report

[@carlosgutierrez3918]

"An Ork cannot have another Ork declare 'Waagh' and not declare 'Waagh' in return"-Ork Sun Tzu

[@Killaginga1]

The most distressing part of this is lewis not taking a sip from his mug at all during the post battle report

[@PossumMedic]

😂 That's what I was thinking! It's unreasonably full 🤣

[@Miniac]

What an awesome battle report yet again! Awesome to see Simon with his Hawaiin themed Orks in their natural habitat. Bravo to the team that put together this production. You guys stand alone, truly.

[@lexusstormcrow9317]

Come join us next time?

[@alexanderfrederick-preece9770]

Nice to see another great custom bat-rep, can’t wait to see what zaniness happens here.

[@GamesNight]

It goes pretty hard!

[@Davidletter3]

This is a amazing. The production qaulity is unchallenged on all of youtube or Twitch. Really happy to see Dr Clark playing, I was hoping he'd be involved with the renewed Games Night at some point.

[@anathardayaldar]

I can't imagine the cost of commissioning that game board.

[@stalhein62]

The Orks are the pinnacle of creation. For them, the great struggle is won. They have evolved a society which knows no stress or angst. Who are we to judge them? We Eldar who have failed, or the Humans, on the road to ruin in their turn. And why? Because we sought answers to questions that an Ork wouldn't even bother to ask! We see a culture that is strong and despise it as crude. - Uthan the Perverse, Eldar Philosopher

[@anathardayaldar]

Would you rather be dumb and happy or smart and sad?

[@jeremyszpicki491]

@@anathardayaldar OI WUTZ DIZZ? YOUZ TINKIN? STOPPITCHAGIT!

[@moldiworp9143]

​@@anathardayaldar Theres a great irish folklore about that. Essentially their genies wish story except for once, the genie was nice enough to show him what his wishes before he grants it. "I want to be the happiest man in all of Eyre" They tp to a man covered in his own shit, hooting and squealing like an animal, overjoyed with all of it. Darby O'Gill and the three wishes its called, or something like that.

[@MrSam2450]

this may've been Simon's favourite game of 40k to play but this was my favourite game of 40k to watch. It was far too funny and all the Lore. Kremlo came from Space!

[@legosuperbanana]

Its always a pleasure to see Dr. Simon Clark!!!

[@lliamdavis6950]

THE Dr. Simon Clark!!!!

[@garr_inc]

He has a PhD?

[@johnmaher4964]

Hi all, It was a pleasure to see the Pirates I had built, painted and created in a good home and playing one of the best games I have seen in a long time. If require further details on the figures, army or how they were done let me know, many thanks John

[@jeremiahsafford1389]

Those are gorgeous models! What did you use for the battlewagons?

[@johnmaher4964]

Standard battlewagon kit and the Gloomtide shipwreck both from Games Workshop. Chassis of the battlewagon fits into the boat and then add "gubbins" turrets and banners. I used ogre kingdom chains, barrels and standard gretchin for extra crew

[@radical_dog]

Did you do all models or just the pirate side? How long did it take? The whole setup is remarkable, great theme for a great game.

[@johnmaher4964]

I only converted and made the pirate army.

[@kieranbasham2678]

That army is incredible! Do you have an Instagram/ Facebook where you share your hobby work?

[@RazeedPip]

As a massive fan of old tall ships, the fri-git pun was excellent 👌

[@SnazBrigade]

I recognized Simon's beach boys immediately! Probably my favorite custom army

[@gluedtothemouse]

"crab boy knows so much" *rolls a 2* "He has the mind of a crab!!"

[@BSideWasTaken]

You've outdone yourselves, seriously. Orks in hawaiian shirts was something I did not realise I needed in my life.

[@fredhiggins4363]

ben stopping himself from saying its exactly lethal 😂

[@beelzzebub]

I love how he makes sure not to say it and Lewis just doesn't give a fuck...

[@lexusstormcrow9317]

Happy Orktober everyone, I think we sneaked this in just in time. More to come soon and thanks for your support.

[@KateHolden]

This battle report is lifegoals. The gorgeous table, the fantastic custom models, the vibe with the editing, music and effects and great chemistry between the players... this is like warhammer heaven.

[@verbalvandalizer]

Id love to see an army shoecase of Dr Simon's ork collection. Like just him and Ben chatting through his conversions and showing off this beautiful army

[@Ramcio]

Did that extremely full drink perched in front of Lewis make anyone else super nervous? 😂

[@iPaintSmallThings]

Shoutout Alex for the amazing board! Top tier wargaming indeed

[@WilhelmScreamer]

What a delightful collection Its just nice to see tables that are not just piles of L shaped ruins

[@pachi9065]

Always nice to see lewis and simon in a video together xP

[@salamanda550]

Always an absolute treat getting to see the good doctor's Beach Boyz, but who did the Pirorks? they're awesome too!!!

[@MrRandomSuperhero]

I am in absolute awe of the board, let alone the characters as well. These videos are unique for it.

[@zacharysimmons4115]

Excellent use of the Freebooter's Fate minis for the pirate orks, not a common sight to see. Also, the image of Simon's reinforcements just driving a couple of jeeps out of the ocean is hilarious.

[@lliamdavis6950]

I love the Pirork conversions, game looked great, I am happy to see I'm not the only one who can rarely summon 6s on command, can't wait for the next episode!

[@InterrogatingTheCat]

I suppose you can summon them about 1/6th of the time?

[@piddlepants]

Everything in this video brought a huge smile to my face Thank you so much to everyone involved for making this

[@murphyngton]

Shared the list in the members only video, but I should've posted it here too! So: If you wanna know from which system the Cultists and non-40k-Orkz are: it's from Freebooter's Fate! The "Goblins" are: GOB 006 Moby Dugg GOB 015 Hueso Narg GOB 018 Grogg GOB 007 Matrose/Velero (only one of them) GOB 012 Kapitän Ulgat The "Captains" are: GOB 022 Gront GOB 016 Momma Galina GOB 009 Malo Gordab (without Bajo) GOB 017 Chulo Bolu And the "Cultists" are: MYS 007 Jeudi MYS 010 Cosphelia GOB 011 Momma Cebada GOB 013 Cucaracha GOB 010 Hasardeur/Velero (only one of them) I hope I got all of them!

[@hawkthetraveler6344]

huge props for giving credit to the makers of great miniatures, I'm now checking out Freebooter's Fate as a game in itself thanks to seeing the cool minis in this video!

[@savingsgalore7102]

You’ve really dialled in the battle report format, excellent editing and production. Mind blowing setup this month too. The board, the pirate orks and Dr Simons amazing surfer orks.

[@ruanew959]

Another 10/10 dice slinging video, truly a worth successor to dice bois! I think it'd be awesome if Ben (the SW Armada King) made some adapted star wars armada rules to play with Battlefleet gothic ships in the 40k universe.

[@KerryBenton]

Y'all keep making these better and better. Can't say enough how much fun these are and how happy I am they exist. Amazing board, great minis, and great production and editing. I know these take a hell of a lot of time and effort to make and not everyone could pull it off near as well. Big props all around.

[@TheMoxyness]

A+ production job. This is top notch editing and storytelling. Making a tabletop game interesting to watch is not easy.

[@mackenziemcdaniel-paul8163]

Only on turn 1 but things are not looking good for lewis as always! Love the idea of a lovely tropical paradise in warhammer existing, but being inhabited solely by orks

[@BenBell-fc8cm]

I loved all of the explosions

[@danlynch3885]

The best bat rep I have watched in months. Enthusiasm, sportsmanship, production value - just everything shone through. Cheers guys.

[@caloob_]

I love Lewis’ outfit ❤

[@thegamingbox4519]

This was amazing, you can tell how much time and effort went into the base and minitures, all so unique and such a fun watch! I love this channel, thankyou battleboy Ben!

[@luketalbot2643]

I honestly can't think of a comment that adequately explains how much fun this was to watch. Somehow they just keep playing matches that keep you on the edge of your seat!

[@oscarperillo5606]

The absolute best way to watch a battle report! Hopefully this becomes more of a series!

[@somelaser5906]

This has to be one of the best ones you've done yet! The aesthetic of this game made me drool, all the characters and the map were amazing

[@PossumMedic]

That dead whale and skull on the drink umbrella were amazing 😂 Another great battle report! Thanks! :D

[@greeny1033]

This is an awesome video, so funny and one of the best battle reports I've watched

[@bensdecoypoondummy1189]

that was a 0.72% chance of not rolling any 6s from those 27 dice. Absolutely nutty

[@DarkArtistKaiser]

Orks are the only race to fight a battle on the beach and call it a vacation.

[@KuroShishi_Art]

Dr Simon's army is so good! I'm glad we got to see them in action.

[@Delta19501]

Amazing. Better than Warhammer TVs own battle reports.

[@ethan-loves]

This. is. AMAZING!! So flavorful, so well-produced, what a fantastic and imaginative battle. Hit it out of the park!

[@Pratalax]

That was fantastic, big shout to the members for this treasure!

[@MisterTingles]

I've seen Simon's Beachy Bois before and was well impressed, and the gorgeous board and the equally awesome Pirate Orks made this a really special showcase, well done

[@WildBrent]

Amazing models, amazing game. Such a blast. WAAAAAAAGGGH

[@SorryYoureCanadian]

yessssssssss give me more games night!!!!!

[@andrewrobinson4019]

"That was a very successful boat crash." Ork Waahhgg in a nutshell.

[@YogiePrime]

Beautiful map and models!

[@theoneandonly_c_o_b]

Mann this new yogs channel is soo good and keeps getting better, absolutely love it!

[@thirdiofa7thson]

So glad Simon got to use his surf orks! Excellent batrep

[@charlessturgeon8408]

The idea of the beach boyz being Brits on holiday is so funny! AND TRUE

[@purpleYamask]

I like to imagine, by Ork logic, Dok jabbed Warboss with a syringe of green food coloring in water, went "ISH CYANIDE INNIT" and Warboss popped like a gore balloon.

[@salinevaleni7180]

The paint jobs on all the models are fantastic.

[@noelgebert]

This is insanely well done the battle reports you guys do are my favs on KZbin

[@Troglodytarum]

"A second boat has struck the sandbar."

[@AceArata]

Underrated comment

[@SusCalvin]

I like the use of a ref. The ref can take a lot more active control of neutral people if needed.

[@totallyathome]

The fight was literally the Ken wars hahahaha it was amazing!!!

[@Runatyr]

I know nothing of how to play 40k, but I really love your style of battle reports! Really showcases the story arc of the battle

[@danielnelson6595]

I love the Hawain shirt orks! such a fun army

[@montgomeryharr30]

I'm sorry that opening joke from Simon KILLED me.

[@bryceaustin4995]

I love this so much, the idea that the Beach Buggy just drives straight out of the Sea and onto the beach, fantastic.

[@maxgerrit]

That jag of beer on that beautiful table makes me so frickin' anxious

[@CausticLemons7]

Lewis and crabs, the perfect combo.

[@Slayerlord13]

Truly this is even more evidence that crabs are the pinnacle of evolution.

[@joemiller361]

Dr Simon Clarks WAAAGH was pretty hearty! Good work sir

[@jackiechristopherb6026]

Both of their outfits and armys are just awesome interpretations. Love it love it love it.

[@galvetron]

Seeing those old school scatter dice made me nostalgic

[@MrMsPaint]

really love the Warhammer content, would love to see a Necromunda campaign like you did before

[@24Qu4v3rs]

Can we get these games animated aswell? It'd be so funny to watch the little doc do damage in the battle😂

[@starkde117]

Rules asside, this was the best batrep i have ever seen, you have earned my membership!

[@dirtybirdsf]

That board screams "Rematch at the Poo Lagoon"!

[@Banaanivatkuli]

Lewis please take a drink your glass is full the whole video! Incredible armies and board!

[@benrodir2]

WELL THAT WAS AMAZING, thank you.

[@macarotto]

Loving Cap'n Lewis's style

[@mirkys130]

Lewis will win one day

[@XarfaiEngel]

This was exactly what I needed after a long day at work! That's how 40k is meant to be played!

[@coljmuzz]

YES! That's how you do it! That's what gaming is all about. Awesome vid chaps well done.

[@normtrooper4392]

This is one of the best battle reports ever.

[@ThatPsdude]

This was fantastic! I loved the penalty roll off to end it, great stuff! Maybe one day we'll get Ben to play a game? 👀

[@LeonKevlar]

Goddamn! That table is absolutely gorgeous!

[@NickLanng]

Three squigs on a shirt, Gork & Mork still krumpin'.

[@martinevans9757]

Stonking fun, thanks lads!!

[@CharlotteRowe12]

The perfect board for the perfect armies

[@SorryYoureCanadian]

The beach boyz orcs are amazing!

[@gojonnygogogo]

Good job guys on coming up with these unique funny scenarios every time. Also Simon was great with his ork jokes/puns!

[@ClaspedDragor]

29:13 Lewis - He can't get away with this can he? With the stupid (amazing) hat and looking right at the camera is amazing

[@bolicob]

This is the best battlereport i've ever seen

[@jasebutler9963]

This was amazing! The custom set, the armies and then the animations too. I love how Simon and Lewis kept up the characters too.

[@leetri]

Orks make everything better, not even 2 minutes in and it's already amazing.

[@rich_in_paradise]

7:17 man, I love these models!

[@bierrollerful]

I know nothing about Warhammer and I loved this.

[@quincykouame8836]

wtf, in the desert that is modern youtube im presented with this 30 minute oasis. Thank Cerval!